#punkass bitch

[artcallednaturalviews]

I Ate M M

48 hours later I went crazy

Just bullshit

Straight down from the ass

Punkass pilot

Beaked bald Eagle

Downed

Punkass bitch!

Psycho well paid before

White guy

Went crazy

Blames fungus

48 hours later!

[ribchillz]

Hey will you ever draw v-dub again?

just this once

[fadeintoyou1993]

people used to make real tv she literally didnt know who this punk ass bitch was lmfaoooooooo

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

in the name of all other black people, especially in light of everything, I hope mike tyson beats the brakes off that bitch

[e-adlirez]

Do you have any thea stilton ocs yourself? tell us abt them!

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *awkwardly stares at my little OC closet*

Okay so two things about me: 1. I am not typically an OC maker, and 2. I thrive better on bouncing ideas off of other things instead of trying to create characters from scratch. Both of these mean that I don't make OCs particularly often, and the ones I do make mostly end up being antagonists or villains (as I find it easier to make a foil to a protagonist than a protagonist that everything will be bouncing off of). Soooooooo with that preface, allow me to show you my tiny, tiny, tiny collection of TS OCs ^^

The first one is a guy who was made for a concept where the girls go to China for a student exchange and have to deal with China's.... cutthroat education system, to say the least. This character was cooked up by me and my friend @starlight-4eva, and the name he's most known by is "Yi", or "one" in Mandarin. (He does have a proper Chinese name, that being Wáng Wěilóng (王伟龍))

Now, Yi is essentially a product of the aspect of the Chinese education system where everyone is publicly ranked so there is a motive to excel (but also to be super-toxic to those in lower ranks). He is extremely cocky, arrogant, and unfortunately very intelligent. He was in the same school as Violet in China, and he competed extremely fiercely with her for the position of top-ranked student in their class (if this sounds like two kids fighting over a video game leaderboard yeah it is, just imagine it in a school setting and the score is their grades). The rivalry is very one-sided but also not really kinda, since Yi is actively trying to mess with her in their competing, while Violet is mostly just trying to survive in school (and by that I mean bringing her A-game to everything). No cheating in exams though-- Yi is way too good for that! Besides, why cheat when you have psychological warfare?

For the longest time, Violet dominated her class's leaderboard with Yi hot on her heels, but the entire time, Yi wasn't bitter. Named "Er" at the time, he knew that all it took for him to take the top spot was a single screw-up. A single mistake. A single millisecond where Violet let her guard down. And it happened.

Violet fell from first rank to second, and he, now taking the rank "Yi", was ruthless in letting her know all about it, giving her the name "Er", which in Chinese means "two", but also has connotations of inadequacy, worthlessness, and lack of intelligence. He never failed to gloat about it, and as a rattled Violet attempted to regain her top rank, Yi was more than happy to watch "Er" struggle and fail, all while holding an iron grip over his new title.

Violet was able to recover from her fall, but she was never able to regain her top rank. Even in her gaokao, the infamous college eligibility exam, she missed the chance to overtake Yi by 0.1% in score. 0.1% too short.

Mouseford was a good place to heal and open herself up to new people with different ideologies, but in this student exchange, some old wounds burst back open as she finds to her horror that she is not only having the exchange in the same school Yi is studying in for university, not only is she in the exact same class as Yi, but Yi is just as arrogant and smug as ever. He is a walking, talking red flag (a male green tea bitch, if you will), and he does everything he does to make Violet as uncomfortable as possible (down to mild sexual harassment. Nothing too crazy, just him being an unfortunately smartass delinquent who constantly says he and Vi are "tied together by Yue Lao's Red Thread of Fate and flirts with her, knowing full well how uncomfortable Violet is with it. Hey, anything to throw her off her game even by just 0.05% of her 100%. A small number like that is enormous in an exam that's worth 33% of their entire grade in a single subject, right?).

(Here's some old doodles I did of him and Violet in 2021, something something I headcanon that Violet is Year of the Steel Dragon while Yi is Year of the Steel Serpent, something something Chinese dragons are unable to fly when injured on the crest of their head according to some site I don't remember rn, something something allegory to how Chinese communities is basically like playing socially political 3D chess constantly)

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The second one is a bit weird, but you're gonna have to hear me out on this one. If you've seen him in my Artfight, then yes, he technically originated from a Thea Sisters fic concept.

Du Yaoguai/DYG is a snake demon (Chinese demon, not Western), and while his Artfight profile says all, I do have to give a little bit of extra context.

He was supposed to be an antagonist in a fic scenario where the girls, in a Seven Roses Unit thing, crash-land into a fantasy world based on mythical China, and because it's not supposed to be kid-friendly and because the Heavenly Court put a "VIP pass, no VIP no entry" sign in front of the world's barrier, outsiders are to either be killed or kicked out as soon as possible, whichever happens first. DYG, being a human-eating snake demon monster, has his eyes on the girls and would like to have them for dinner, and he's willing to use every trick in the book to get them to fall into his trap. Mansplain, manipulate, manwhore, if you simp I'm not stopping you, but my Artfight rules do apply to him even outside of Artfight

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And finally (for now), this is Olovo.

"But E, I can't make heads or tails of this crappy concept sketch!" Oh, I know.

You'll get to know him eventually :]

Anyway that's it byeeee--

[ectochrome]

[slams fists on table] GUITARIST VASH GUITARIST VASH GUITARIST VA- [i am shot in the back by nightow killing me instantly]

[moonlit-escape]

. ☠︎︎.˖⚝๋࣭⭑ֶָ֢♱ A Gene Mystreet mixtape ~

[galaxdora]

Someone kick my ass to dye my hair and get a tattoo, I've been wanting to do them for literal years but haven't bc of time and money

[belladonnaprice]

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[nezkovsou]

another old drawing - punk kei

[happytaffeta]

My brother's beard goes all the way up the sides of his jaw and i am both excruciatingly jealous and full of tentative hope that maybe if I give it time and ever actually start t or at least banish my ovaries and such, maybe. Just maybe. It is also a nice mediumish red, though he insists it's strawberry blond(The man does not comprehend how hair works). Mine is dark, cool brown with gray bits, like my head hair. That part just pisses me off.

[marinecorvid]

started an explorers of sky playthrough for the first time in YEARS w dylan (hi dylan!). introducing pikachu the shinx, member of exploration team punkass (bitch)

[melonisopod]

Tuxedo Mask is already an inherently ridiculous character but he’s even more ridiculous when you know he’s a punk when he’s not randomly showing up to help out Sailor Moon. Like Mamoru Chiba in his day job will randomly bump into Usagi and go “Watch where you’re going, bun-head!” and Usagi’s like “ugh, what a punk! I can’t stand him!” and then she’ll be in the middle of fighting evil and then Tuxedo Mask will show up and she’ll go “OMG hi!!!! Hi Tuxedo Mask! Wow he’s so hot and cool I wonder who he is really!” girl it’s the punk who keeps calling you bun-head!

[okami-zero]

HOW DOES YOSHI P. EXPECT ME TO FINISH A DUTY THROUGH SO MANY TEARS?!

The Aitiascope... just... happy and sad tears... oh man... And my fucking muse decides to rear its head after trying to put pen to paper for so long...

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As they ventured forward, shortly after encountering Moenbryda’s spirit, who aided with her mighty axe, another appearance gave them pause. A sword and kite shield, bearing the heraldry of House Fortemps. Akagi froze. He approached slowly, and he felt his throat tightening, tears he thought long shed blurring his vision. He placed a gauntleted hand upon the shield.

“Haurche…?” he whispered.

A rush of healing aether flowed outward and over them, and Akagi had a sudden remembrance of a joyous smile, and the smell of cocoa after the sting of Ishgardian winds. He smiled in return, as his dear friend’s spirit moved onward.

Because a smile better suits a hero, after all.

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Tis but a WIP, and whether more gets added, who knows? But, Papalymo was a warm fuzzy surprise, Moenbryda had me pumping my fist and choking up a bit and then... well. Akagi's reaction mirrors my own. Because I had trouble seeing anything for a a bit. And then, well, she, Minfilia herself, showed up and... ugh. Manged to recover enough to slap Amon around, feeling kind of like didn't we miss someone? I mean, she was only with us so long, but...

...and then Shiva appeared and, well...

Geez, just remembering is making me tear up, godsdammit, I am such a fucking softy. >.<

Also, FUCK YOU ASAHI, you bootlicking Zenos simp I fucking swear. Yea, you better bugger off! Punkass bitch...

And NOW, Akagi gets a rematch millenia in the making. Granted, Hydealyn née Venat is, well. A fucking DEITY, now. So that might make things difficult. But no backing down from a challenge. But!

I GET TO BRING. EVERYONE. WITH ME.

So we gonna jam.

[nekoisadumbname]

looking at the clock at like 1:45 and looking back 15 minutes later and it's 3am is fuking bullshit i hate it here

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

I want my expansive farm layers to be functional again and I will stay mad about the garden update preventing me from remaking them.