#punishment haircut

[smoothfanstuff]

[smoothfanstuff]

She is waiting as her boyfriend gets the bathroom ready for her shaving.

[isawjamfirst]

was thinking about vash’s undercut and somehow it turned into another vashwood brainrot

[georgewashingtonuwu]

A *very* over dramatitized and symbolic-sized picture of a scene in my cowboy fanfic i’m working on

(draculaflow voice)

I’m frothing, rabid, foaming at the mouth, gnashing my teeth, garbabrahabvaba at how

fucking good jigen and lupin look in their cow-boy short or what ever the fuck you call them i love them so much

More versions under cut.

[moregraceful]

it was once observed by a dear friend that the hours in which i am most alert are like 7pm to 2am which probably explains a lot about how my posts get worse throughout the evening. but also sometimes i look at today where i was just sort of gnawing the couch all day until about 5pm when i wrote an entire fic in two hours and then another entire post about kaapo which to be clear took another two hours bc i had to chase links and explain my passions in a kind way and this was in addition to a church meeting. i would excel as the person who lights and then extinguishes lamps in the night

[palespawn]

no beautiful curls for ascended astarion here, he gets the slicked back treatment

[smoothfanstuff]

[smoothfanstuff]

Soon the short buzz will also be gone, in it's place a very smooth shaved head and no brows nothing but smooth soft skin.

[ronnyraygun]

The Hearts of Darkness crew from my earth, btw.

[carnivorousarcher]

guys you know alastor can be a human and still have a shit bob. you guys know that right.

[voleuxe]

[smoothfanstuff]

Babe, How much longer do I have to wait for my haircut?

You promised that today would be the day that you shaved my head.

[eddieydewr]

I find it so funny that a lot of the twitter people hating on Noah are parasocial Finn or Millie fans. Like both of them brought up Noah unprompted in a positive light in interviews, Millie and Noah are old friends, and Finn has been seen hanging out with him and has always been really sweet to him. They’re clearly friends. All these people want to date Finn or be besties with Millie, and while I don’t know the cast ofc, I doubt they’d be giving any of these haters a gold star if they saw the horrible slurs and shit they call their friend. They’d probably tell them to get lost. Just all round really ironic and stupid.

you are dead wrong. millie and finn are dating for real, jake is just PR. if they hang out with noah then it’s because it’s in their contract, they dgaf otherwise. noah is a HATER and a LOSER. very sad! also, joe keery is being paid* to appear in stranger things bc his fans obviously know him personally so if they say he hates being in the show, then it must be true! he’s being paid to be seen with noah too. again, very sad! i know words, i have the best sources and words.

*obviously actors get paid but joe keery is not an actor. he’s a hair model and very handsome so he got yanked by a comically large cane onto the set by the duffers and he’s been held hostage ever since. so on top of being paid for working, he’s also paid to exist while the show runs. you’ll be free soon, joe 😥🙏🏻

[deermook]

I love padaobi’s gay little padawan haircut you guys are so mean to him >:(

It suits him so well it makes him look boyish and uniform (he is very boyish and VERY uniform) and I love his stupid ponytail and braid combo he is so cute and sweet just the way he is

[wisasslocs]

Zoro acts so mysterious and serious but in reality he is just an edgy teenager.