#punintended

[0nelinerwordplay]

Sometimes...

[shippin-it-faster-than-fedex]

the do it pussy moment is going to be sitting in my head for days, i got chills

[sunlit-art]

a god of dreams to match the king of nightmares

(13 July 2023)

[illuminatingfacts]

My friend keeps saying, 'Cheer up, it could be worse—you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.' I know he means well. 😂

[monstika]

Where do cats go when they die? 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 The best part about this pun is that it works in other languages 🇺🇸 🇪🇸 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 . Comment below if this joke works in your language too 😜 . . . #puns #punny #dadjokes #punstagram #punintended #bilingualpuns #bromas #juegosdepalabras #jeuxdemots #catjokes #purrgatory #gatos #cutedrawings #catdrawing https://www.instagram.com/p/CpqdVH2vobS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lavinniapop]

[managementconsultingnc]

😂 Let the Laughter Roll this National Tell a Joke Day! 😂

Get ready to crack up because it’s National Tell a Joke Day! Share your cheesiest, funniest, and most eye-rolling jokes with friends and family. It’s a day to spread joy and giggles, so let's not hold back on the puns. Whether you're a fan of classic knock-knocks or clever one-liners, today is your day to shine as the comedian you always knew you were!

[punnpeak]

"What did the mushroom say when it won the race? 'I'm a fungi to be around!' "

[punnyfunnycom]

Why did the chemist stop making bad jokes? 👨‍🔬 Because all the good ones argon! 😂

[igotmyionyou32]

deadass took me like 3 years to understand subtracting a positive and a negative because of how badly i was taught it. watched (one) organic chemistry tutor video and i stg everything added up lol

[inprogress-predicament]

Aziraphale is the only landlord worth a damn.

[0nelinerwordplay]

When I went to rock climbing school I got suspended in the first week.

[gallusrostromegalus]

*Artist Formerly Known As Prince Voice*:

She wore a -

[illuminatingfacts]

When the reality hits a little too hard… literally. 🤦‍♂️🩹

[ghostmaggie]

texts from my sister

[our-inspire-verse]

Me: oh rest! My body is so tired it cannot wait to unclench

My body the second it feels anything less than a PTSD inducing stress response that will remain with me the rest of life: seize up? Clench? Shake? Panic? Make the brain completely foggy and confused except for heartwrenching agony and sadness? Make flashbacks? CPTSD symptoms? Literal seizures triggered by distress?