#pulling up a whole speech about how chickens are majestic creatures that deserve to be respected

[attourney-at-lycan]

im shocked the chicken shaman didn’t have a “it’s national chicken day” bit

he just one day pulls up to phoenix drop and looks utterly appalled.

“what is this? where are the streamers? where are the feathers and the float? the most important part! i cannot believe you forgot the float!”

when aphmau asks him what’s wrong he immediately starts ranting at her

“i decide to grace you with my presence on national chicken day and this is how you greet us? with absolutely nothing? do you see this timberly? i told you we shouldn’t have come here but noo you wanted come here and mingle with the other chickens! look! they don’t even have any chickens!”