#pulled him straight outta the frigid Atlantic and he still hung like that

[therealslimshakespeare]

Because I thought the visual aid would be helpful with the Croz fic I’m publishing tomorrow. 😏

Also, so y’all can see the sacrifice I make daily as Mrs Boyle by taking that Guinness can into my bosom. It’s rough out here, send heating pads

i’m about to eat dry wall i’m so fucking deadass right now wtf

why would you point this out @precious-little-scoundrel 😭😭😭😭