#ptn Che x reader

[mubabee]

Yandereish ig?

If you don’t understand che’s part, he has names for his weapons(I don’t know which one is Jon and which one is Jay)

(Genderbent!Hecate, genderbent!Nightingale, genderbent!Dudu, Che, Levy)

And here’s an extra one.

[rosemaze-reveries]

ptn: che x reader. drive-in movie date <3

haii rui chama..... 🥴🫶 anything for uu..

⚜ Drive-in movies are a common date destination for you two. Easy and cliché, but nothing gets old as long as you’re together, right? The movie is never the important part.

⚜ He always picks you up in a different car each time... usually some beat-up sedan he found somewhere. You were very impressed the first time his date car didn’t have slashed seats or smelled like rust and gunpowder.

⚜ Ever since you commented on that, he’s been more conscious about the stolen vehicles he presents you. It’s like his equivalent of a bouquet. The nicest one he ever scored was a sleek black sports car — the actual owner chased after him for hours, but he still made it for your date <3

⚜ Che never pays for anything. The staff are either unfocused or just don’t care enough, so it’s easy for him to smooth talk his way into walking out the door with everything he wants, free of charge. His silver tongue is really attractive, especially when it’s used for you,,

⚜ Always keeps random snacks on hand, but he doesn’t mind getting something from the concessions. He loves the idea of splitting a shake with you ... throwing popcorn at you ... seeing the reflection of the big screen light up your eyes ... ough

⚜ Usually you’ll pop open the back of the car and sit together in the space there 😌 He brings blankets but still lets you wear his jacket, and prefers to either lie on your lap or right next to you. Sometimes dozes on your shoulder, sometimes guides your arms to drape around him. 

⚜ Even though the movie itself isn’t the point, he definitely prefers action/horror as a genre. So if you end up seeing a romcom or drama he’ll lose interest and focus way more on you. Puts on a needy smile and tugs at your collar, peppers you in lots of kisses ... he’s like a whiny, affectionate puppy

⚜ Anyway, you start insisting on seeing more romcoms 🌹

[istarveforplatonicptnstuff]

Commiting tax evasion with Bai yi as your ceo...

Girl... I don't even know how you got here but... You were very likely HIGHKEY scammed by miss gurl... 🦗🦗🦗 Yeah... Why did you apply in a shady company anyways...? But you probably was LOOKING 👀 for a job that can PAY the bills 💵💵💵 but spoilers, you were UNDERPAID, OVERWORKED, and most esp. Not even paid anyways... 🙄🙄🙄 So forget what I said about being paid little because girl you are not paid even once while you were working with this stink... 😑

You decided to apply for a job position as her assistant... In Syndicate. Pooks... This should've been your first red flag, but NOPE! You were DESPERATE. For what though? 🤨 And the flyer wasn't... That great like sis... Again, another red flag... Couldn't you just... 🏃‍♀️💨 away from the moment you saw the flyer? (/j I'm holding you in 😰🔫 point so, you didn't have a choice anyway 💅) But who even reads nowadays as long as, we get PAID 🤑🤑🤑 right? So, fast forward to you clutching your pearls and barely making it out alive to meet with the interviewer... Maam. Major red flag, the building looked run-down.

Pookie... 🤧 You didn't almost get stabbed, kidnapped, mugged, and possibly even get robbed for your kidney for this... 😭😭😭 Finally, your employer shows up in this DRIP 💧, what you doing???

Remember when I said that you have the option to say no? I didn't say anything 😇 The thing is, you can't. You just CANT. Look me in the eye and tell me that this girl wouldn't do SHIT to you rn... Be serious, because I don't even think you're gonna walk out of the interview scot free sis... Nah uh, not at all... Sis looks like she is about to beat the SHIT out of you, and will most likely sell your organs after that... 🥺🥺🥺 Luckily, she spoke up and had that mom vibe that you almost instantaneously calm down...

After hyperventilating and K.K giving you odd looks as well... Finally you were in the "company" Yay? 🧍‍♀️ You stood there staring at the dusty ass couch and a man who looked VERY sleep-deprived. You learned that Che was their name. But why is he dressed up like he about to go for a hike...? Sighs, i don't think you'll ever get the fashion of Syndicate... You and the two held a mini staring contest like you two were Communicating, that K.K was confused at the random moment she had to snap ya'll out of it and discuss the job details... The job being, you doing all the paperwork... For 50 discoins per hour. Stink, you're screwed 😃

Obviously, you were about to decline... Until finally, the CEO showed up. Sighs. You ask to yourself, was this really worth the trip and the STRUGGLE you went through? Stink cannot even bribe you with her face card because you still had to pay the billssssss 😞

Bai yi shows up, you hear the sound of sirens and cops speaking through the megaphone. 🤡 You really thought this was going to be the las time you'll be seeing daylight, like sis you were going to JAIL. ⛓⛓⛓ For existing. The three of them noticed and explains casually that this is their hideout, and no one's breached here before. You raised a brow at the statement, skeptical at how relaxed they were acting 🤨🤨🤨 Like who you fooling??? Though you can't speak for yourself when, you waltzed into Syndicate knowing DAMN well that this place was bad news... So you kept it to yourself 🥰

Of course, Bai yi bribes you to stay and become Whitestone Industries assistant with a sob story that can make you cry... Except you weren't gullible enough and walked out of the door, preferring to get arrested instead, lmao 🤭🤭🤭 Sis chased you down the stairs like it was a kdrama scene, grabbing your arm and acting like this was the last time ya'll seeing each other 💀 girl, you can never escape her because she's all over and like, she's a criminal, what else? 🤓 You ended up accepting in the end, because you wasted your time for this... Making K.K sigh in relief since she finally isn't alone with two idiots... Unless you add up to the equation then... 😶

Timeskip to a month, you and sis was WORKING. Helping them out with ✨Graphic design is my passion✨ motto since you wanted to get rid off the... Terrible... Designs that they come up with when they release an ad, flyer, or promotion post. You kinda got used to the usual, illegal work they do because why not? 😎 You already gave up in paying the bills, so why not commit tax evasion as well, right? You asked Bai yi tips on how to tax evade 🏃‍♀️ K.K was beyond mortified at the sudden camaraderie that came after the event, making you and Bai yi besties 🤝 Friendship ended with the government 💔 Tax evasion is my pookie now 🥰

You are being hunt down by the police as well, causing you to move to Syndicate, living with K.K, Che, and Bai yi currently. Life was good, until Bai yi kept bringing more problems than solutions everyday, causing you to become one of the MOTHER 👩‍🦰 alongside with K.K, making sure the other two stay out of trouble because they're a magnet for chaos, apparently. K.K's words, not mine 🤷‍♀️ More on that when I think of part two! An: My exam in a major subject FLOPPED. 👎📉 /j, I'm overthinking so I cope with writing unserious shit to think less of it, and hopefully make the redemption in finalsssss HISSSS 🐍 RAH❗❗❗ 🦅 But anyways, to more UNSERIOUS, and UNHINGED shit to come!!! But also some serious ptn stuff (Like the nursing intern one)

[ink-sinner]

best friend

— che & chief

genre : headcanons

warnings : none

wordcount : 1,000

summary : what is it like, when you finally befriend him?

Che is a lazy person.

It's not that he hates work, or that he's content doing nothing with his life; it's that he hates that thought of putting too much of yourself into your work without getting nothing in return. The sense of endlessly, tirelessly working . . . and for what?

Quid pro quo, equivalent exchange. He's desensitized to it all, and after all this time, he just wants to keep his freedom, and have something to look forward to: whether it's a simple episode of Dead Lover Radio, a little meal with Bai Yi and K.K., or even just having someplace to come back to.

It's why he likes being in MBCC, in the first place. Everyone calls it a prison, but Che feels freer here than he's felt in a while. It's safe here, the rent is free, there's no need to worry about things like food or water or money, and, like a breath of fresh air, the chief of the MBCC is actually, surprisingly trustworthy.

So he finds he's relaxed around you all the time. You'd think it was inappropriate for an inmate to be so casual around his warden like he is to you, but you write it off as part of his personality. Che has always been so laid back since you met him.

You don't know when it started, or if it has always been that way, but it's routine to find Che lounging in your office. Legs hanging over the back of the sofa, laying upside down on your couch, tangled hair touching the carpet. His hands would be fiddling with a video game controller, or his phone, or his weapons — and you would come in for the morning, and just shake your head at his lazy greeting like he hadn't broken into your office just to hang out (or hide from his duties).

“What, you wanna kick me out? And here I thought the chief of MBCC was a kind soul.” But even teasing, he barely moves his eyes from what he's doing. And it'll be like that for the entire day: you, working, and Che in his corner, quiet.

Most of the time, there's nothing but companionable silence between the both of you. You're often too busy and tired to talk, and Che was never one to like idle talk, anyway. He leaves you alone and you leave him alone; it's a perfect set-up, and it’s kind of comforting to look up, and see someone there, just to ground you back when your thoughts drift.

And he's good at that, grounding you back. Every time you find yourself falling asleep from the monotony of your work, his voice rings out, teasing you for slacking off and what good role model you are and don't worry, your secret's safe with me like he's not the one slacking off in your office.

Sometimes, kicking him out really does sound tempting. But hey, it motivates you to work harder. Sometimes. You guess.

But he never means to be rude whenever he teases you for being tired. Or maybe he does. It's just that hardworking people like you, like K.K., sometimes he feels pity for you. Blindly working so hard, barely leaving your office unless your work calls for it . . . it's just boring. boring and sad.

That is, if you're gonna slack off with him then, he's really not gonna tell anyone. What good would that do? Besides, it's funny to see the almighty chief fuck around with their work and curse the stupid high-ranking geezers with him (and then get scolded by your adjutant).

Even funnier when he gives you tips on how to slack off, and you actually do it. He likes to think it's charity work, but no who is he kidding, it's just funny to watch.

You work so hard. What's the harm if you shoved it all off for a moment and get a life?

Che is lazy, but he doesn't shy from work — for a price. Sometimes, you bribe him with a collection of Dead Lover Radio episodes, or a treat to a nice meal outside, or even a week-long vacation after a particularly grueling mission. Well. It's not like he can say no to you, since you have the shackles at the end of the day, but he appreciates that you don't use them, and resort to bribes instead.

Doesn't mean he won't complain like crazy, though.

But he does what you ask of him. He doesn't usually complain too much unless it's a mission that requires fighting, like guarding you on one of your syndicate walks.

Because why him? Honestly, you're better off taking someone who can actually fight with you. hell, even Bai Yi or K.K. would be better, and he knows K.K. would gladly agree if it meant she would get to do something. So why him?

And if you tell him something sappy like you trust him or whatever, he'll just roll his eyes. First off, what is wrong with you. Second off, things like that tend to get you killed in an abandoned ditch here in syndicate, idiot. Don't trust too easily.

But he does his job. Maybe a bit more diligently than usual. Usually, he rarely goes up and beyond for his missions — as long as the job's done, that's that. He didn't sign up for more, after all.

But you're a bit more fragile and valuable than the goods he usually handles. And a lot more irreplaceable. Where else would he find another person he can comfortably rest assured would take care of his friends if something happens to him? And it's silly that that's his first priority and reason, but trustworthy people like that are rare here, in Syndicate. There’s not a lot he cares about, but if anything, he’s protective about the people he calls friends.

So he does his job faithfully. After all, at the very least, he has to take you back home alive.