#psycho patrol r

[tothepointofinsanity]

Ugly doodles of a game that will only arrive in the next decade.

[miku-x-baki-yaoi-mpreg]

"...Sad pathetic mess. You feel pity and disgust but in a way only a being of pure grace can. In your violent mercy you terminate the worldlife" -cruelty squad third ending cutscene minor spoilers Today I've finally finished cruelty squad first of all what a good fucking game, the gunplay, the mechanics, the depth within the mechanics Top 5 game of all time nothing comes close to the art direction and the like genuine anxiety inducing,,,,,, everything about the game is anxiety inducing this game has successfully molded me into a dirty CEO millionaire and I'm proud of it if I go on any longer I will ramble for 2 more hours ill just point out the notable things and review and call it a day trauma loop is a perfect sendoff to the game best final level in any game I've played yet the writing and the dialogue are really good fuck especially the ending poems "Onion layer one. Onion layer two. Onion layer three. Onion layer n^n" his bars are so fire what???? fuck the golems 10/10 wouldn't recommend I look forward to Psycho Patrol R very excitedly Ville Kallio you have my upmost respect

[lechoarts]

So is like nobody from the Cruelty Squad Fandom on Tumblr going to talk about a new game by Consumer SoftProducts/Ville Kallio that's recently been announced?

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Hello how are you doing So imagine the toon patrol female hot yandere s/o decides to kidnap them to married them how each of them would they handle it

The first thing I thought of was Wheezy going 'okie dokie' basically. If you're gonna provide for him and he don't haveta get off his ass and work anymore, thats cool. But he's your problem now, he hopes you know that.

And Greasy going Excuse me- excuse, me beautiful woman- Let me get something straight. You want me to be your husband??... Me??? Your h u s b a n d??????... Are you s u r e?????????... what? oh, no problems here. Just wondering if there has been a mistake. He never thought this day would come 🤣

Smartass and Psycho are clambering out the window.

And Stupid, the sweet innocent bean, is going along with it because- !! Its his wedding day!! Isn't that wonderful? ^^

[marinerainbow]

OMG! Okay so I'm sorry for blowing up your asks but I saw this and had to share.

Imagine Wheezy sending this to Greasy (Who constantly plucks cigarettes right outta Wheezy's fingers and chucks them away cuz the smell is disgusting.) when Greasy leaves the patrol. Why did he leave?...

Maybe- he moved in with Shiny, and Wheezy is sending this equally because he misses the bastard (Smartass is cookin all their meals now- of course Greasy is missed. not at all because he's loved, anyway *cough*. no of course its not that) and because he thought it might tick the pervert off and Wheezy was bored XD

Maybe- the toon Patrol b r o k e u p and Wheezy decides to reach out to Greasy after a while. He doesn't know where the hell Psycho ended up, he doesn't wanna lead Stupid on to think he actually wants to get the group back together or be friendly again (He's still... deciding), and Smartass would be just too big of a pain. So... *shrug* Greasy.

Maybe- he got fed up with the group not appreciating him and strikes out on his own (You'll miss all this, mark my words! You heathens'll be living in squalor no time! *door slam*). Everyone is sure he'll be back after a couple days but its been a week and Wheezy's developing some doubts.

(I know they didn't have texting back then 😅 Imagine this in phone call form XD)

It's ok! Sorry it's taking me a while to get to the asks. Though i promise they'll be answered as soon as possible! ^^

Also, this? This is canon in the Griny timeline now XD

But noooo I don't want them all to break up. They're a family! 🥺🥺🥺 they're all lunatics, what was the breaking point??? Where did they all go? ESPECIALLY Psycho. I'm very concerned about his whereabouts for various reasons-

Wicked you can't do this to my heart! 😭😭

[ladyredmoon13]

DCxDP prompt

Soulmate AU(kind of?)

Some psycho amateur sorcerer has gotten his hands on a powerful spell book. Red Robin, Robin, and Red Hood find and confront the wanna-be dark wizard.

The sorcerer, feeling like he needs an ace up his sleeve; decides to use a very powerful spell to summon his enemies (R,RR,RH) soul mates and threaten to kill them if they don't let him go/give him what he wants.

Using the spell he summoned someone right before their eyes. The Bats didn't quite know what they expected when they heard what the spell would/could do. But when a teen with white hair, glowing Lazarus green eyes, and wearing a black and white jumpsuit appeared; needless to say they weren't expecting that.

Danny had just been out on patrol when he was summoned. He saw the Bats and a clearly evil dude standing in the middle of an abandoned warehouse and drew his own conclusions.(a.k.a. the right one)

He helps the Bats. Captures the magic man and then grabs the spell book before flying as fast as he can away from Gotham. (Cause come on, if it can summon the Ghost King it must be dangerous.)He's gone before anyone of them can ask him any questions. But with all that they want to ask him there is only one that they really want answered.

All three of them were in that warehouse when that guy was summoned. So which one of them were supposed to be his soulmate?

Meanwhile, Danny notices that two of the pages are stuck together. So while everyone in that room thought that someone's one and only other half was being summoned it actually ended up summoning the Ghost King. The only question is, how should he tell them?

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some college drawings, I TRIED to recreate the uhhhh... Salvador Dali style, but... I'm not very good with surrealism ;w;

on a slightly unrelated note is anyone else excited for Psycho Patrol R?

[interzoneinhabitant]

cruelty squad was a mario 64like. psycho patrol r is going to be a super mario sunshinelike. this is known

[tomorrowedblog]

Psycho Patrol R gets new trailer, no release date specified

A new trailer has been released for Psycho Patrol R, which is set to release

Psycho Patrol R is a mecha FPS hybrid policing and punishment simulator set in the decayed state of Pan-Europa. You play as an officer of the European Federal Police, a V-Stalker pilot of Psycho Patrol, a special unit tasked with solving mental crime, among other things.

The gameplay is a combination of high intensity tactical FPS combat, combined seamlessly with operating your V-Stalker mecha unit to decimate your enemies. The world is open with a variety of different goals to achieve.

[tothepointofinsanity]

In commemoration of the beloved comically loud stock effect of “fuck!” being yelled by the main character every time he unloads his gun, I do wish people would stop backseat game-dev’ing Ville on the aesthetic and art direction of Psycho Patrol R.

[ska-suggestions]

Make Psycho Patrol R hard mandatory you own a Steel Battalion tank peripheral

And this is how you mech, and it actively chemically depresses you somehow

[meatcar226]

I need psycho patrol r like mars needs moms

[daily-dose-of-imagines]

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It’s been a hot second, but I am most definitely going to at least post this before I work on some WIPs SKSKSK I just had to do my fav boi ahgo;ireh honestly y’all I’m still so triggered this is a w h o l e thing like fUCK Sherlock was my livelihood in high school-- just e v e r y t h i n g about the detective work and crimes just had me in l o v e-- and my bb Moran I--- aihoiarhg anywho-- I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did while simping! (Don’t tell Akaashi LOLOLOL)

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A man with overwhelming confidence, Moran is the type who will go all in with something that interests him. Though he does hold that play boy personality, he’s surprisingly very loyal to whoever happens to steal his heart. 

The moment he finds someone to his immediate liking that doesn’t bore him quickly he’s hasty in dropping any sort of one night stands or prior plans for them. It’s to the surprise of no one that Moriarty is the first to figure out exactly why Moran is acting out of his usual norm, it’s only when the person of his desires joins them on a mission to insight justice on another piece of scum of society.

Not only does he find himself becoming even more smitten for them, but he’s actively flirting and trying to get a date with them. From that one mission, the duo find themselves in more instances where they’re paired off to help Moriarty’s conquest in righting the wrong in the world.

It’s without a doubt that Moran is fiercely protective of them. If there ever comes a time where they both are in an overcrowded bar or tavern, he’ll have them seated on his lap with a strong hand on their hip to ensure that they’re not going anywhere anytime soon.

The moment he confesses, it’s nothing out of the story books. He’s clearly enraged. Teeth clenched and dark brown hues practically inky black as he had his hands were fisted into tight balls of agitation and a desire for bloodshed-- or to put in short, he was absolutely pissed.

It was only a moment. He had left for a moment to the bathroom, and to come back to some piece of scum hitting on his darling? 

To say the least, the piece of scum ended up on the ground whilst Moran aggressively shoved his tongue down their throat before practically growling out that they were off limits. When the pair leave the tavern that’s when his usual confident bravado dissipates. An apology comes from him though he’s sure to keep a strong hold on their hand.

In all honesty, Moran thinks that he’s blown his chances but is thrown off guard the moment their lips meet his own. It’s safe to say that after the confirmation of their feelings he’s staking his claim on them that night.

»»————-　♡　————-««

The only person to ever see Moran’s soft side, you won’t admit it to him but you absolutely love it when he finishes his rounds of patrolling on the street to just plop down on you for what he considers his ‘mandatory’ cuddle time. 

Every other day you wake up with a new love bite or hickey on your neck and he will fervently chase that mark with more the moment he cracks his eyes open in the morning. 

It’s unsurprising to you that if you’re in any sort of danger Moran will not only swoop in to save you, but will deliver his vengeance like that of a demon who has crawled out of hell to exact it’s revenge on humankind.

Moran absolutely loves seeing you in nothing but his shirt or coat. It satisfies not only the possessive emotions he feels for you, but fills his daily cute ‘y/n’ quota. 

Lord forbid anyone who manages to land a hit on you. The moment he sees it he will be out for blood. After everything he’s done he isn’t afraid to add more sins to his belt.

Absolutely loves to tease you in public. Be it bedroom eyes or a playful tap to the ass, he’s flirty all around with you. 

He won’t admit it out right, but seeing you literally choke a man out with your thighs before snapping their neck with your bare hands has turned him on so many times that he secretly fantasizes about his face between your thighs.  

On very rare occasions will he allow you to take the reigns, and boy does he love seeing that dominating look in your eyes. 

It’s without a doubt that if anything life threatening were to happen to you Moran would absolutely go psycho. He’s someone who has gone through a lot and has not only forsaken most of his morality, but his desire to reform back into modern society.

Every night he has to sleep with you in his arms. After the first night of having you by his side he hasn’t been able to have a decent sleep without you. 

You find out when you happen to be needed for a separate task that Moriarty assigns you. When you return to Moran’s side he’s practically clinging to you like an oversized stuffed animal, refusing to leave your side as he snuggles into you.

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Alright, Toon Patrol in a fairy tale environment. Here we go!

In this world, I guess either the toons take the place of the fairy tale characters and have their own stories (like Bugs Bunny would be 'The Clever Hare', Popeye could be 'The Iron Sailor' or something, etc). Either that, or the toons are in the medieval time period.

In the Toon Patrols case, they are a group of misfit bandits. They don't have specific territory since they can go anywhere- and they do go everywhere. They attack unsuspecting travelers, royal carriages, etc. They're so notorious, you can find wanted posters for each of them posted in towns and taverns.

Smartass is, of course, the leader. Rumor has it that he was spurned by a royal lover, and that has led to his spite for the upper class (totally not a reference to my divorcee HC).

Greasy is the amorous one. Pretty ladies are in danger of his wandering eye and hands in this AU too. You can always rely on Greasy to get a handful of women they rob. He is also the bandit most often found in pubs on his own.

Wheezy is the- well, the archer in this AU since guns wouldn't be a thing back then XD just because you can't see him, doesn't mean he doesn't have his eye on you; anybody that manages to run away from the other weasels are at risk if getting an arrow in the leg- or worse, depending on whether or not they're 'disposable'.

Psycho is the lunatic who never should have been given knives. Faster and much more animalistic than his teammates, you don't want this nutter chasing you down in the forest.

Stupid is the strongest of them all, and is often tasked with carrying the heaviest loot and/or the camping equipment while they're on the move.

Eventually, when the old king died and was replaced by a mysterious man by the name of Doom, the new king decided to use the renegade weasels and made an arrangement with them; he would clear their names and ensure they would never be arrested for their crimes, if they worked for him. Seeing this as a once in a life time opportunity, the weasels accepted.

I'm indecisive on whether or not they join Dooms guard, or if they remain as bandits and are simply rebranded to a more 'lawful' term. But either way, they give Doom information they get from their victims, and do the occasional job he gives them.

This one I'm gonna leave S/O headcannon free since sleep is finally catching up to me XD I'll let you fill that in if you want ^^ i hope you like these!

Bandit!Greasy:

Alright so it is almost 1.30 am so I hope this is coherent XD But um- this is gonna be clunky. Because-

TOON PATROL

IN A F A I R Y T A L E AU???

This is something I trust didn't know I needed so bad, I-

AGHH.

XD

I L O V E THIS IDEA. Even without the weasels this is absolutely a fairytale I would read!! A corrupt King with evil little known-criminal minions? It reminds me if Scar and the Hyenas while he was King! I wish they had shown us more of that time 😅😅

Omg!- I would love if they were like evil corrupt knights omg XD You know I love that kinda thing 😅😅😅 But both ideas are great, I just love the concept as a whole XD

AS IT HAPPENS, I DO WANNA FILL IN THE X READER STUFF, YES. I hope you like these 😅 They're all set before Doom becomes King, I think 🤔

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Bandit!Smartass x Random Background Villager!Reader who's tough, rational and level headed. She is the only woman Smartass acknowledges as a lady?? Despite no real fairytale role or happy ending afforded to her?? She's just a washmaid??? But she's low-key, and he likes that. No fairytale ending means no drama. And- he just likes her. Genuinely. They argue like an old married couple and the Toon Patrol Bandits always seem to stop by her village by 'coincidence', and everyone knows its just a matter of time.

-or circumstance. When Y/N's village becomes a target for a raging dragon maybe Smartass will... you know... face his issues with love and realise that Y/N is Not Like That? She wouldn't hurt him, or she's just Worth It, and steals a carriage+leaves the rest of the weasels behind wherever they were when he hears in order to get there for her.

Bandit!Wheezy x Wicked Witch!Reader who hates people *cough* except him. Yes, she's one of those crazy ones who like to curse villages, eat children and take princesses hostage when she's bored. She's kindof wacky. But Wheezy has come to just really... like her? Like hanging with her? They click???? She's nuts and actually out of her mind and truly freaky, kinda weird looking with her gross hair and soot on her face and rags covering her body; completely uncivilised. But? He? Loves her?? She's funny and she's cute in a mangy-dog sorta way, and she doesn't mind he's gross himself. He doesnt know about telling her his feelings,.. the crazy bat might try to set something on fire from shock,.. but he knows it and that's all that really matters.

Until a king sends his guard to come and execute her for her crimes against the crown (she... might have... perhaps... turned the queen into a chicken) and it becomes very obvious Wheezy's butt-fuck in love with her when he refuses to get out from between her and the pack of guards.

Bandit!Psycho x Sleeping Curse!Reader who is, obviously, asleep when the Toon Patrol Bandits come across her in the forest. Most of the weasels are uniterested in the sleeping woman and move on, but Psycho is immediately intrigued, feeling instinctually close to this snoozy female laying like a corpse in the woods. This is his mistake, but its also how the story is written (fate), so I guess he cant really be blamed. He doesn't know why... but he's drawn to her, staring at her and watching her sleep. He can not figure out why, but he just... has... to stay...

And now...

He's getting...

Sleepy...

Psycho is drawn into the curse with her, standing over her body dead asleep like a stone guard until the day that Prince comes along, and kisses her- and he is jolted awake instead.

Turns out, the princess had been put to sleep by her parents a long time ago. It was an effort to keep her safe- the idea was that she would sleep, blissfully unaware of the dangerous world around her, until the right person came along to protect her; then she would be allowed to live, because she would have her guard. Different worthy men would be drawn into her sleep with her so that they couldn't get away before proving themselves or not, and when a threat (a foolhardy prince attempting to have what wasn't his to take) came along, they would wake before her and if she woke up then that would mean that he had gotten rid of the scoundrel- and she was safe in his care.

Psycho is the only one in a thousand years, who protected her.

Bandit!Greasy x Hag!Reader and Greasy is just... enamoured with her. Completely besotted. Smitten. No one knows why; she's so ugly. Has she spelled him? But no, she seems just as confused as everyone else!... Maybe Grease is just a freak?

This goes on for a few months- Hag!Reader tries to go about their sad unloved life, trying to ignore and forget the odd bandit that's surely maming fun of her, and Greasy keeps seeking her out and being kind to her!; giving her food, shelter, and gifts! He compliments her, too, says her dirty smudged skin makes him wanna sin and her sunken eyes spell him to think dirty things that make her head spin!... He never once ignores her flaws or tells her she's prettier than she is- he seems to get off on them, instead!

... Greasy may never admit that its because he had a premonition that he and her were meant to be, the day he first saw her on the street. No one knows he can do that, and they can't because seers are often killed for their gifts- but he can do everything else in his power to convince her he loves her. He wants her.

And he will. For as long as he lives.

Bandit!Stupid x Princess!Reader. It's a classic story; Reader is approached by all kinds of princes and noblemen from around the world asking to marry her but she loves the sweet bandit she met. He's the only one she wants.

... except Stupid doesn't know that 😅 He thinks he's just lucky when they keep running into her carriage (travelling through known toon patrol territory) to stop and rob, and he gets to see her again. He thinks its lucky, that she always has just enough gold to please them. He thinks it's lucky, that she's so kind and understanding about them 'robbing' her.

She won't tell him, though. She's happy to get herself robbed every week just to see him (she's got the riches, so why not?). This way they can be friends, and she doesn't upend his life which being with a princess would do. If she has to go down in history as the strict Queen that never married, that's okay. Maybe one day lobg after she's dust, someone will decode her journal; figure out her love story with the sweet, dumb bandit.

But its okay if they don't.

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(Oh I know that mood! XDD Its confusing but good at the same time XDD ^^)

OMG that '(or two') of them gave me an idea. Imagine Buttercup and Thumper's reactions to Poppy dating Psycho and Greasy.

:)... :D... XD

Okay the rest is under the cut XDD

I love your responce, thank you so much!! I'm glad they, too, hate Henry- but also I wanna give them a very long and dull timeout for 'i-told-you-so'-ing Poppy =_= Follow up question! How did they feel about... << >> *sharpening my knives* *getting jim to load some guns because i don't know how* *bracing everyone*... Ben?...

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OMG- I am SO EXCITED!! that you asked me a question about this!! I will do my best!

Okay- The Toon Patrol's Reactions to Poppy's Parents:

Greasy: "Ehhh, their loss is our gain." *plotting inwardly*

On the outside Greasy is quite calm, just listening quietly to Poppy's story and then giving her a pat on her hand like 'its okay, you've got us now'- like he's not very interested in this.

But in actuality his brain is just... occupied. He's scheming. Hatching. Thinking how... these people Quietly considering all the angles and what he can do to these people... not really as comeuppance- because you cant really give someone back their childhood, it doesn't work that way. He knows that perfectly well, - , just out of spite. For Poppy. Because that's how Greasy's mind works.

You do something he doesn't like, you get fucked. And not in a good way.

So he'll be quite quiet for the rest of the day after that... lost in the back of the group... "Oh?? No no Poppy, don't worry!, I'm just tired today~ I'm not thinking about aaanything... "

Psycho: "Poppy... how would you feel if I paid them a visit?~ "

These are the people that made her go into horror cartoons?? They... why?? That was terrible for her!! She has t r a u m a!!

While Poppy was explaining her childhood and her parents, Psycho is getting more and more twitchy... Its honestly making Stupid quite nervous sitting beside him.

'Poppy... Poppy has people... who make her unhappy??

That cant be right. Why are we letting this happen?? Boss- '

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. Poppy is NEVER gonna deal with her parents alone, again. She has to call them?- Guess who just let himself into her house and will be sat next to her or will be rooting/snooping through her cupboards the whole time for moral support. She has to go SEE them??- Guess who followed her and is glaring at them through a window.

She is his person ^^ So she's not alone, period.

Smartass: "... that's rough, Pops. ... watcha thinkin, Grease?"

Smartass KNOWS that Greasy is plotting something and he's on board with whatever underhanded, dirty, unfair, twisted plan he comes up with.

He cant do the sympathy, he's not even gonna try- but the revenge, yeah that he can help with. That will make Poppy feel better, right? It would make him feel better! "Yeah Pops, he's not thinkin' nothin'. Hey, you want tea? Lets getcha some tea- Wheezy, what are you doing? Nothing? Great, make her some fricken tea- "

Stupid: "We'll adopt you instead, Pop's!!"

Stupid has a quick fix for her XD ^^ He will be her parent. All better!~ "Now come on, lets go get some ice cream with mum (A.K.A Wheezy) and then you have to clean your room, okay??"

He also as lots of cuddles for her.

Wheezy: "... Her name's 'Buttercup'?"

Wheezy is, as usual, the calm one in the middle of all this chaos- Poppy can use him to ground herself.

I mean, he's PISSED. He hates the sound of these guys, he really does, and if he ever met them he'd be inconveniencing them as much as possible - leaving his cigarettes in their potted plants and putting them out on the walls and couches, possibly taking a lazy piss on the front porch, bluntly question them about inappropriate stuff like "so, is it true you two could be cousins?" and "Is 'buttercup' a... nickname?? or somethin??... " and 'so pop's tells me you two are pretty strict- how come you're fat then? no control, huh?', etc, - but he isn't, you know... so personally offended, like some of the others 😅😅They all take this quite to heart, as they are insane, but he is more thinking that this is Poppy's issue... and he'll be behind her, however she wishes to deal with it.

If that means mostly freezing them out, except a call every now and then- then fine. He's not thrilled, he thinks if they really cause her so much heartache then they aren't worth her time or thought and she should just drop 'em, "but fine... this is how you wanna handle this? Okay." He's very much in her corner, but just without being overbearing.

Hey! ^^ Hope uou're having a good day- you seem to be in a really inspired mood!! That's amazing!! ^^

I have a two questions! About Poppy's parents!!

So, I gather that they're very strict and have an image of her they want her to adhere to, whether she wants to or not.

... how do they react to her friendship with the Toon Patrol?

And how did they feel about Henry? 🤔

I am! Today is a good day, and inspiration is flowing through me (a little too much, in a way? I wanted to focus on something else actually, but I couldn't tear away from the family posts XD)

Ooooh those are really good questions! I'm glad you asked!

Well, you're right. Buttercup and Thumper wanted their daughter to not associate with 'no-good ruffians'... Which means they would NOT approve of her making friends with any of the weasels. Let alone the whole gang (let alone dating one (or two) of them).

Though they'd have to find out about her friendship inthe first place. Aside from the 'necassary' phone calls, Poppy doesn't really share her life with her parents outside of a "Things are going good", and she definitely wouldn't want any of her friends to meet her parents. Especially if those friends were these crazy weasels. Not because she's ashamed of her friends, but because she dreads interactions with her family at all and doesn't want her friends to be around them either.

If they ever did meet though, disappointment wouldn't even begin to cover how Buttercup and Thumper would feel about her new friends. A pervert, a loon, a chain smoker, a pea brain, and a crime boss? No. They wouldn't approve. And they would make absolutely sure Poppy was well aware of it.

So, unless they dropped in for a conveniently timed surprise visit while she had friends over, or they just so happened to cross paths on the street, or one of the weasels actually asks Poppy about her family, nobody is going to know about each other if Poppy can help it. Maybe one of the weasels find her after a call and asks her what's got her so down (maybe a certain weasel decides to drop in for a surprise visit and actually walks in on her calling her parents). But either way, Poppy is making damn sure that they don't meet.

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The same applies to Henry. They did not like him at all and tried to get her to leave him. And that is probably one of the only positive things they could have done for Poppy. He was a homeless, jobless slimebag who used his good looks and charisma to get what he wanted from their daughter.

He did act like he was a good person when Poppy introduced him to her parents. But they still didn't like him because he wasn't the kind of man they wanted her to end up with. Poppy refused to leave Henry though, insisting that they needed to give him a chance.

When Henry left her, they weren't sympathetic. They pretty much just gave her a passive-aggressive, "We told you so. You should've listened." The one good thing about that is that it was one of the pushing points for Poppy to limit contact with them.

Thank you so much for asking!! If you have anymore, I'd be happy to answer! ^^

[skylarmoon71]

Raphael x Reader - Oneshot (TMNT 2014/2016)

"Sup shrimp."

"I'm not a shrimp I'm a grown woman!!" you screamed charging at Raph. He didn't even budge when you ran into him. You on the other hand tumbled to the floor with a grunt. Mikey raised his head when he heard the collision.

"Hey, I think you moved him a little this time (Y/N), good job." he sent you thumbs up, but you just stayed there laying flat on the floor.

You were only fifteen, and since Raph was older, he never failed to remind you of it. Even at your age, you barely look it. You were small, and a bit of a tomboy. It didn't help that you grew up with brothers. Fighting was the way you communicated. That's why you always went at it with Raph. He made it his mission to point out your very boyish qualities. Not that you cared.

"Just wait till puberty hits me, I'll be so gorgeous even the boys at school will have to acknowledge me!" You holler. So maybe your constant fights with Raph weren't solely because you liked roughhousing.

Thing is, you had the biggest crush on him. His attitude, tough personality, and geez those damn muscles. He drove you every type of crazy. That's why you got into it so regular with him. Of course you'd never admit it.

All your teenage mind seemed to process was Feelings+Raph= Punch the shit outta him.

Very mature approach.

"Ya better keep dreaming, you'll be a shrimp no matter how tall ya get." you growled, jumping to your feet as you grabbed his leg.

"Corkscrew!!" you yelled. You tried locking his leg with both of yours to pull him down. It usually worked with your brothers, but you should have known better. Raph just smirked and leaned down, grabbing one of your legs as he lifted you into the air upside down.

"P-Put me down you overgrown tortoise!!" you were struggling and throwing punches at his body, but none of them connected, he was holding you at a distance.

"Maybe if ya nice I'll think bout it." You folded your arms with a glare.

"What, you really think I'm going to beg? Never."

"Is that right?"

"No it's left. Of course it's right! LEO!! Raph is bullying me again!"

Leo sighed, coming around the corner to inspect the damage. "Raph, stop treating her like a rag doll. Put her down."

He huffed, moving to the couch. "Fine." Just like that he opened his palm. You dropped with a soft thud, and Raph snickered under his breath.

"Better?" When you collected yourself, you used the couch to boost you as you jumped unto Raph's back, wrapping your small hands around his neck in an attempted chokehold.

"What do you have to say now big guy! I can take you out in seconds." you pressed into the pressure point on the side of his neck, and he dropped to his knees in surprise.

"Hah, no matter the size, that'll forever be a weak spot." You would know, you used it on your brothers. You were about to deliver another devastating blow. He grabbed your arm before you could do much, pulling you to the ground. When you raised your body to fight back, he just used one hand to push you down by your chest. You blushed at the contact.

"Y-You pervert now you're groping me!!"

He looked unimpressed at your accusation. "Please, ya as flat as a pizza." His statement made your face redder, and you kicked his chest, putting some space between so you could get up.

"STUPID TURTLE!!!"

With that you were running out the lair in a rage. Raph stood slowly, and Leo just shook his head at him.

"You really shouldn't mess with her so much Raph."

"She's the one that came running at me."

"You didn't exactly help the situation."

"Gimme a break." Raph groused. He usually brushed it off when you yelled at him, but this time you looked pretty upset.

Logically, it would have made sense to go after you and apologize, but Raph was never the logical type. So instead he dealt with it the old fashion way.

"I need to punch something." he grumbled, heading for the training area.

Leo just let out another exasperated sigh. He looked over at Mikey, who just lifted his arms shaking his head.

"Don't look at me brah, I'm not getting in the middle of that. " You may have been small, but your temper rivaled Raph's so talking with you while you were pissed wasn't the best thing to do.

~One Week Later~

"Where's (Y/N)." Raph really didn't think you would have stayed away this long. It had only been one week, but it felt like so long since he heard you yelling as you tried to attack him with a new move.

Donnie raised his t-phone from his spot. "She's got exams, I've been sending her information to help in her chemistry class. She said she won't be able to stop by until it's over. Apparently her parents have been getting on her about her grades."

Raph could understand that, what he didn't understand was you messaging Donnie instead of him.

"What's wrong Raphie are you missing your little girlfriend~"

Mikey made a face, mimicking kissy faces and Raph just smacked him.

"Shut up! I ain't missing that shrimp!"

"Fine, no need to get violent." Mikey grumbled, rubbing the back of his head.

"Alright break it up, we got patrol in a few minutes, no fighting." Raph cracked his knuckles. "Great timing." He could use with a little brute force.

~~~

"Damn it this makes no sense!!" You were stressing over your finals, and to make matters worse, you'd just recently gotten your period, so not only was your brain committing suicide, so was your ovaries.

"AHHHH!!!" your oldest brother rushed in at the yell.

"Dude, quit screaming. I thought you were being murdered." you frowned.

"I might as well have been, this shit hurts." He grinned at you.

"My dear little sister, finally becoming a woman. They grow up so fast." He said faking a sob. You just rolled your eyes, throwing a book in his direction.

"Get out of my room before I chug my bloody pad at you." he made a disgusted face.

"I fear for your future boyfriend (Y/N)." you just gave him a look, and in seconds he was rushing out, shutting the door. You dropped your pencil, placing your head on the desk.

"Future boyfriend.."

The first image to pop into your head was Raph, and you blushed, letting out a soft groan of annoyance. What was the use falling for him. He barely even acknowledges you as female. It was so frustrating. Yet, you couldn't stop hoping that he'd somehow just sneak into your room and confess his undying love for you.

It was crazy, impossible. "Dumb hormones." You couldn't believe you'd been in such a rush to go through this, it was hell. What was even worse is your chest had been sore all week. Your mother insisted it was normal, but it didn't feel normal.

"Dumb puberty." you regretted ever wanting to experience it.

~Three Weeks Later~

"Still no word." Donnie shook his head. "She's not in danger, and she texts me, but for some reason she hasn't been down here in awhile."

Leo was never one to act irrational, but now he was getting worried. And Raph was completely stubborn. "Raph, you have to go talk to her. She's obviously still mad about what you said last time. "

"That was weeks ago, and why do I gotta do it! Did ya forget she was the one that came at me."

"You hurt her feelings Raph. You don't tell a girl her chest is flat as a pizza, even if it's true."

"Since when did ya become an expert on women." Leo was about to respond, but a sneaky smile rose on his lips.

"So you do see her as a woman. Hah, I knew you had a thing for her. No wonder you're always messing with her. " Raph couldn't work up a reply so he just growled, turning his back and punching the wall.

"Somehow I feel like they're made for each other. " Leo chuckled. His brother may have been a muscle head, but at least he wasn't blind.

He'd fix the problem eventually. Leo could tell that your absence was starting to get to Raph. It was only a matter of who would make the first move. That might take a while though.

****

It was foolish, you hadn't intended to stay away that long, it's just that so much happened in the span of three weeks. Now you felt way too embarrassed to face Raph due to your most recent development. That didn't stop the guilt though. Because you missed being around the boys. Mikey, Donnie, Leo and especially Raph. You'd just stopped visiting with an explanation. What kind of friend does that? Not a very good one.

"Tomorrow! I go and explain everything." You were tired of hiding out in your room. You didn't want your friendship to suffer because of your stupid hormones.

Clack!

Your head whipped to the window.

"The fudge.."

Under normal circumstances, it was never smart to go towards strange noises. So as you inched out of your bed, you grabbed your baseball bat, moving cautiously to your window.

If some serial killer thought he was getting an easy victim he had another thing coming. You stood at the side, hiding behind the wall as you watched the figure crawl into your room. With a vicious swing, you whacked him right in the face. When you heard a grunt of pain you rushed to your light switch with a grin.

"Take that you stupid serial psycho you really think I was just going to...R-Raph!!"

"What the hell is wrong with ya.." he spoke tightly, he was rubbing his face in irritation. You dropped the bat.

"I-I'm so sorry I thought you were a killer or something. Why didn't you call. You don't just sneak into a girl's room in the middle of the night. "

"I would have called, but ya been avoiding the liar and my messages. Figured I'd come and see why ya acting so weird."

He was right. Suddenly you weren't as sure. Taking a step back, you wrapped your arms around yourself, looking away.

"I-I just..I had exams.."

"Don't gimme that shit, you've been done for a while. Donnie told me."

"Fudge."

You couldn't think of any more excuses that would be half as believable. When Raph saw the way you were guarding yourself and keeping your distance, it sort of hurt him.

He realized then that his words must have done more damage than he thought. He really didn't think you would have taken it to heart. A big part of your friendship was the both of you insulting each other. Maybe this time though, he went a little too far.

"I'm sorry alright." you looked up, and Raph shifted his gaze to the wall.

"I didn't mean it, I was just teasing ya. Truth is I couldn't give a crap if you're small. It's what I like about ya. Ya always give me shit, and yer never afraid to call me out and fight me, even though there's no way ya could win. "

Was he confessing? It sure sounded like it.

"I do see ya as a woman. Ya don't have to worry about puberty or any of that crap. Ya already freaking hot to me." you just stared, cheeks glowing a bright red.

"Y-You think I'm.."

Oh boy, you were going to have a heart attack. No way was this really happening. Raph scratched his head a bit awkwardly.

"Course I do. I guess I just liked having all ya attention. You never flock towards Leo or the others. Ya always chase after me."

Of course you did. You'd been crushing on him for months, maybe since you met him. He was finally looking your way, and he took a step forward.

"I don't care if you're flat as a pizza, ya still cute to me." He placed his hand on your chest to prove his point, except this time there was a plumpness he didn't expect. You flushed, and on instinct you kicked him in the groin. Raph stumbled back, holding the crouch as he fell to the ground.

"W-WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! HOW DARE YOU TRY AND CUP A FEEL!!"

"Wrong with me! Just a few weeks ago ya were as flat as a pancake!" He gaped, still fairly confused, and you just covered your chest bashfully. Something seemed to hit him.

"This is why ya were acting so strange..." no wonder you hadn't stopped by. He could see it clear on your face.

"Did ya ass get bigger too?"

"Y-You jerk why would you even ask that- aah!!" You didn't expect him to get to his feet and take your arm. He pinned both your arms to the bed, pressing you to the mattress. Your chest was pressed into the bed, and you had to look over to see what he was doing.

"R-Raph let me go this instant!!"

He just smirked at you, lifting your shirt slightly to get a look at you from behind.

"I was right, yer ass did get bigger." you jumped when you felt his hand on your butt. You gasped when he groped you, squeezing your cheek softly. "P-Pervert!! This is assault!!" you squirmed, but it was useless, he had you pinned to the bed.

His body leaning over is what kept you from getting away.

"It's not if ya like it." He whispered sultrily. You swallowed, trying not to let him see just how much you were actually enjoying his touches. He lowered his body, and now you could feel his strong plastron pressed to your back. His hands flattened on the bed above your head, and you whined, still trying to wiggle away. Maybe save a little face.

"Well well, I thought ya were cute before, but now yer delicious." he gave your butt another appreciative squeeze and you could only muster out a small mewl. "R-Raph.." Why was he torturing you so much?

"Yes." you glanced at him, and from the desperate look on your face, he already knew what you wanted. He moved back slightly to help you turn unto your back, and now that you were facing each other, you gazed at him. He could see the raw want in your eyes. His little touches might have just nudged you over the edge.

Without so much as a word you pulled him down, sighing when his lips finally met yours. His body covered your own protectively, not leaning his full weight, just enough that you could feel him. And boy did it feel good.

Your hands were hooked around his neck as you kissed him hungrily. It may have been your hormones, or the fact that you'd been dying to kiss him for who knows how long. Raph didn't mind one bit. This time when his hand landed on your chest, you moaned, begging for more. Raph let out a throaty chuckle when he managed to pull back, giving you a chance to catch your breath. "Ya better keep yer voice down. Wouldn't want ya family catching us."

Family, wow, you completely forgot about those people.

Raph was just staring at you now, and it made you a bit flustered.

"Q-Quit staring." you mutter.

"Why can't I, I'm admiring my woman."

"Y-Your woman! I never agreed to that!" You're dream come true, not that you would say that aloud.

"Guess that means we can't kiss anymore." He looked like he was about to move away, but you grabbed the strap across his chest.

"W-Wait!! I-I guess being your woman wouldn't be the worst thing in the world." He knew secretly you were overjoyed, even if you were trying your hardest to cover it up.

"Whatever ya say shrimp."

"I'm not a shrimp I'm a grown woman!!"

This would be a very interesting relationship.