#psteam

[osomanga]

So yes, Noda gave a full story for what happened out in the middle of nowhere.

An excerpt(rating T, scrubbed clean and paraphrased to be safe-for-work-home-wherever): 

“Sugimoto pulled at Koito’s hesitant hand and aggresively brought it near his…”  

Kids, victorian prudes and easily squicked fans stay the fuck outta dirty filthy pissy AO3 rating E(explicit) Noda’s scenario. 

I’m putting my self-respect on the line. 

Basically,

Konishi Katsuyuki(Koito’s VA) asked Noda what happened in that blank time when Koito and Sugimoto ran off. Did Koito and Sugimoto’s collaboration work to take off the hammer or did Koito just warm his hand by the fireplace?

The clean non-canon version(Rating T):-

Noda: Sugimoto pulled at Koito’s hesitant hand and aggresively brought it near his portion. Neither of them spoke a word. Only the sound of heavy breathing could be heard. Koito’s hand seemed to almost touch the front of Sugimito’s private parts. Sugimoto positioned himself to urinate on the frozen hammer. To encourage himself Sugimoto yells, “I’m Immortal!” as he urinates with great force. The heat caused his thing to move away from the hammer. Koito’s clothes and boots got drenched in the resulting spary which flew every which way. The hammer was still on his hand however. Second Lieutenant Koito silently ran away from the scene, moving away from the vapors that rose from Sumioto’s urine.

The filthy original version(Rating E for safety; M for body parts):-

Sugimoto roughly yanked Second Lieutenant Koito’s hand and forced it by his crotch. Heavy ragged rasps punctuated the silence that lay between the two of them. Koito’s hand lightly brushed against the front of Sugimoto’s genitals. Still combative, Sugimoto guided his glans right by the hammer. Rousing himself to the task, Sugimoto let out a warcry, “I’m Immortal”, and came to a pee vigorously. In the heat however his glans moved away from the hammer. From clothes to his boots, Second Lieutenant Koito got hard with the piss that had trickled all over him. However the hammer was still stuck to Koito’s hand. He silently made his way through the steam that rose from Sugimoto’s piss and ran away.

I’d be heading out now…

Raw and T/N Notes:-

‘tis a ridiculously sketchy translation, sorry. Corrections are most welcome. I wasn’t sure of some things or rather I cannot picture it through all the fog and psteam.

I pulled the wrong poster off first, then had to take off the correct one and it’s kinda faded but the biggest problem is the text on it is teeny-tiny and in a irregular font. In Silver Kamuy character page it states grandpa Tsukishima and silver Shiraishi dislike ‘small print’ and I’m with them. I cannot deal with small print. 

Plus,

I got overwhelmed by the sexabulary in usage. I can’t believe I still remember Discharge… 

Text of Noda’s answer:-

杉元は鯉登少尉の手を乱暴に掴むと強引に股間へ引き込んだ。ふたりは無言のままだったが息は荒い。鯉登少尉の手が杉元の性器の先に触れそうになる。勢い余った杉元は己の亀頭を凍った金槌にくっつけてしまう。杉元は悲鳴を上げながらも 「俺は不死身だ」と己を鼓舞すると勢いよくオシッコを発射して、その熱で亀頭をひき剥がす。鯉登少尉の靴や服などに熱難しりオシッコ が飛び散るが手にはまだ金槌が付いたままだ。鯉登少尉は杉元のオシッコの湯気をかき分け無言で走り去った。

The 間 or 旬(?) I can’t tell the font. The same looking kanji used elsewhere feels like it should definitely be 間 but elsewhere similar kanjis are written with the two sentrys that way. 

乱暴, ranbo = Rough, aggressive; also word is used for sexual assault

股, mata = Crotch/Groin

股間, kokan = Crotch/Groin

性器, seiki = Genitals

亀頭, kidou = Glans or Glans penis i.e. the head, the tip

発射して, hassyashite = To lauch(projectile), etc; also discharge, i.e. ejaculation(Yes, the baby Usami sperms chapter)

オシッコ, osshiko = To pee/urinate; also a slang word used for Urolagnia aka Water Sports i.e. piss fetish

Yellow snow…a dog musta peed coz ‘twas a park but for a long time I stood, dumbly pondering for what reasons the snow could be yellow in patches…and thinking it pretty…

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Year-end travel with my travel buddies..

[idaniel313]

Nadie pasa de esta esquina aqui mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina, gasolina de verdad😗 #PSTeam

[galsys]

작업시작을 알린다.

우리팀 협업내지 히스토리 관리 작업등을 위한 사이트를 하나 만들어 보려한다.

[shiftaltnine]

PS03 Important Dates

Please make note of the following dates* for important events & reviews:

5/16 (Fr) // First Pinup (Resident Exercise, Project Presentation)

5/30 (Fr) // Project Pitch Events (through weekend)

6/13 (Fr) // Presentation: Understand

7/03 (Th) // Presentation: Design

8/01 (Fr) // Presentation: Deepen

8/15 (Fr) // Presentation: Final Review w/ Advisors

8/22 (Fr) // Project Showcase & Celebration

*These dates will be confirmed by the start of PS03 on May 13, 2014. For the most up-to-date schedule, please refer to the Calendar.

[shiftaltnine]

PS03 Weekly Schedule

Please make note of the following weekly schedule* for PS03:

Monday OFF

Tuesday 9am–12pm // Group Work Session

Wednesday 9am–12pm // Group Work Session 12–1pm // Lunch & Learn

Thursday 9am–12pm // Group Work Session

Friday 9am–12pm // Group Work Session, or… 9am–12pm // Advisor & Expert Reviews (as scheduled)

+ 8 Hours Unscheduled Time: 12 hours program time + 8 hours unscheduled time = 20 hours total

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* This is a general weekly schedule. For exact schedule by week, please refer to the Calendar.

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Group Work Session Dedicated time in groups—working on projects, occasionally kicked off with one-hour lecture/tutorial.

Reviews Time for advisors and guest experts to check in and provide feedback. 
 “Reviews” are formal presentations and have higher production value. ”Pinups”, on the other hand, are less formal, just involve one or two guests, and can take place anytime during the week.

Lunch & Learn A time for talks and tours. Open to the public. Bring your own lunch.

[shiftaltnine]

Welcome Class 03

Taylor, Cam, Alice, Marina, Jono, Alejandro, and Cara,

Collectively, you comprise RC03, our third Residency Class, and our PS03 Design Team Leads. We are thrilled you have chosen to join RC01 and RC02 to grow this dynamic group.

For your first assignment:

Introduce yourself to the group by creating a new post, titled with your full name (as you would like to go by). Include a photo of yourself and answer these questions:

How many miles are you traveling to join us in Detroit? From where?

What is your background/training? (15 words max)

What have you been up to most recently? (15 words max)

I’m excited to come to Detroit because… (15 words max)

What are you hoping to learn while in the program? (15 words max)

Share one link showing some of your work (optional)

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Please post this assignment to Shift-Alt-Nine and tag your post with #RC03intro or #PS03intro (along with the other standard tags) by this Monday (5/5) at noon.

- Justin

[shiftaltnine]

PS03 Project Leader Introductions

Penny, Yusef, and Teresa,

Can’t wait to see your projects unfold. I know the Residents and Advisors are dying to hear more about you, so…  

Tell us a bit about yourselves:

Tell us where you come from and how long you’ve been in Detroit (15 word max)

Tell us what you’ve done leading up to this business project (15 word max)

Tell us about your business (100 words max)

Tell us what is motivating you to start your business (15 words max)

Tell us what you hope to get out of the Practice·Space program (15 words max)

- Justin

[shiftaltnine]

Host an event...

[shiftaltnine]

PS02 Orientation Schedule

DAY 01 — Tuesday Morning, Jan 14: 9a–12p [NEW COMERS ONLY: PROJECT LEADERS + RCO2]

9:00a — Breakfast and Practice·Space Team introductions

9:30a — Tour of the space

10:15a — Introduction to PS resources, digital tools, equipment list

11:00a — Detroit Safety Chat

11:30a — Choose desks/lockers and settle in

12:00p — New Comers (PL’s & RC02) break for lunch

12:00p — RC01 meeting with Program Director

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DAY 01 — Tuesday Afternoon, Jan 14: 12–8:30p [ALL RESIDENTS]

1:30p — Resident Introductions

2:30p — Program Overview: Long Arc, ABC’s, Design + Storytelling

4:00p — Project Leader Tour* (bring a pen, notepad, and a camera)

7:00p — Dinner (bring $25 and your ID)

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DAY 02 — Wednesday Jan 15: 9a–12p [ALL RESIDENTS]

9:00a — Program Overview: Term Phases, Working Method, Outputs

10:00a — Issue Quick-Fire Assignment #1

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DAY 03 — Thursday Jan 16: 9a–12p [ALL RESIDENTS]

9:00a — Program Overview: Project Team Roles & Expectations

10:00a — Checkpoint Quick-Fire Assignment #1

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DAY 04 — Friday Jan 17: 9a–12p [EVERYONE]

9:00a — Present Quick-Fire Assignment #1

10:00a — Project Pitches

11:00a — Balloting

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* plan to bring a notepad, a writing utensil, a camera (smartphone camera works fine), and $25 for dinner Tuesday night.

[shiftaltnine]

PS02 Weekly Schedule

Please make note of the following weekly schedule* for PS02:

Monday OFF

Tuesday 9am–12pm // Group Work Session

Wednesday 9am–12pm // Group Work Session

Thursday 9am–12pm // Group Work Session 12–1pm // Lunch & Learn (optional)

Friday 9am–12pm // Group Work Session, or... 9am–11pm // Advisor & Expert Reviews (as scheduled)

+ 8 Hours Unscheduled Time: 12 hours program time + 8 hours unscheduled time = 20 hours total

—

* This is a general weekly schedule. For exact schedule by week, please refer to the Calendar.

—

Group Work Session Dedicated time in groups—working on projects, occasionally kicked off with one-hour lecture/tutorial.

Reviews Time for advisors and guest experts to check in and provide feedback. 
 “Reviews” are formal presentations and have higher production value. ”Pinups”, on the other hand, are less formal, just involve one or two guests, and can take place anytime during the week.

Lunch & Learn A time for talks and tours. Open to the public. Bring your own lunch.

[shiftaltnine]

Welcome Residency Class 02

Alana, Margo, and Phil,

Collectively, you comprise RC02, our second Residency Class. We are thrilled you have chosen to join RC01 to grow this dynamic group.

For your first assignment:

Introduce yourself to the group by creating a new post, titled with your full name (as you would like to go by). Include a photo of yourself and answer these questions:

How many miles are you traveling to join us in Detroit? From where?

What is your background/training? (15 words max)

What have you been up to most recently? (15 words max)

I'm excited to come to Detroit because... (15 words max)

What are you hoping to learn while in the program? (15 words max)

Share one link showing some of your work (optional)

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Please post this assignment to Shift-Alt-Nine and tag your post with #RC02intro (along with the other standard tags) by this Friday (1/10) at noon.

- Justin

[shiftaltnine]

PS01 Orientation Schedule

DAY 01 — Monday Sept 09, 2013: 9am–8pm

9 am — Breakfast and PS Team introductions

10 am —Tour of the space

10:45 am—  Project Leader & Resident introductions

11:30 am —Introduction of PS digital tools

12 pm —Break for lunch. Hit Michigan Ave.

1:30 pm —Discuss equipment list

2 pm —Choose desks, lockers, and project room

2:30 pm —Space Rules activity

3:00 pm —Detroit Safety Chat

4 pm —Jenile’s Mystery Detroit Food Tour (bring notepad & camera)

6 pm — Dinner (bring $25)

DAY 02 — Tuesday, Sept 10: 9am–1pm

9am — North End Food Hub project introduction

9:30am — Program overview

10:30am — Phase 1 Assignment: Host an Event

12pm — Visit the North End Food Hub

1pm — Grab lunch

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* plan to bring a notepad, a writing utensil, a camera (smartphone camera works fine), and $25 for dinner Monday night.