#psi babbling

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Ok I was hastily scrolling past this post after a post that mentioned Jesus so I thought it said “Jesus is such a show-off when you stop to think about it”

And then I’m at the bottom and see “At the end of the day, that dork loves a grand gesture.” But then I read the name Dean and shit made more sense

Jess is such a show-off when you stop to think about it. Yeah he’s private and closed-off like the moody teenager he is, but he absolutely loves showing off when it comes to getting noticed by the girl he likes. He stole Rory’s book during their first meeting just to write notes in the margins and show he’s read it plenty of times before to impress her; he jumps into a moving carriage and insists Rory was about to get in trouble for riding alone just to be able to get a moment alone with her; in that same night he destroys her competitor’s snowman as a nice gesture; he plays magic tricks for her and jokingly gives her an apple before their tutoring lesson; he pays an insane amount of money for a single picnic basket just to one up her boyfriend and then makes it a whole thing to take a bite of the food just because Rory lies and says Dean would’ve eaten it and he wants to prove himself.

I’m absolutely convinced that when he took Rory’s bracelet, he had only planned to keep it for a while until she noticed it was missing so that he could make a whole show out of returning it to her while teasing that she’d be hopeless without him only for that to be thwarted when he realized it was a gift from Dean. At the end of the day, that dork loves doing a grand gesture.

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Imagine thinking Confessions of a Rotten Girl is for antis 💀 Guarantee you that Miku is a professional shitter, she’s no amateur like- she’s making RPF of the teachers of her Catholic school?! People really be out here like “haha fujoshi miku is such a vibe lmao” while being antis… my brother in Christ you are the student council breathing down her neck

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There has to be at least one other person on this planet who knows very little to nothing about Touhou, but arbitrarily chose a favorite character based on the Bad Apple!! music video.

I saw Ibuki Suika in silhouette and found her very endearing, idk what to tell you

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Does anyone have that post that’s like “does astolat ever look at all the incest noncon mpreg on ao3 and go ‘I never wanted this’” and astolat reblogged “no”

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[Santa Ana Winds voice]

You might say, "Don't do it, wind

Leave these poor people alone"

But I'm a prankster

Tee-hee-hee-hee

I just wanna see what will happen

having tortured ocs is so funny bc some of em im projecting personal issues onto & some of em im just like Fuck You. Random Chimp Event

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For me it’s no longer enough that Daemon bend the knee, he’s gotta bend the niece. Over a table. They should bang it out until he feels better and ready to be a team player again

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Shoutout to all the Daemyras who are able to rejoice after that season finale. I’m with y’all but I’m also too emotionally exhausted to fully appreciate the reunion right now, because it’s been a LONG summer.

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My grandma’s a great cook, it’s just that I can’t memorize her recipe because she doesn’t use one! It’s all vibes and throwing in whatever seasoning is nearby that strikes her fancy!

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Shoutout to Miles for inventing nonbinary wizardry

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He’s handsome. He’s bisexual. He’s got back pain. He’s an avid reader. He’s politically incoherent. I didn’t say his name, but he popped into your head, didn’t he?

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My hot take of the day is that a lot of problems wouldn’t have happened if Nathan Petrelli could’ve had access to Femboy Hooters

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@chloerinee

wish i could grab coffee w my mutuals. mentally we are in a cute café right now

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Being a shipper is so funny sometimes bc you get like a Victorian era perspective on intimacy. “He TOUCHED her ELBOW (through two layers of clothing) That’s SO intimate I’m going feral and rattling the bars of my enclosure HOLY SHIT get my fainting couch!”

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Everything I see reminds me of them… (going shopping and seeing things with my OCs’ aesthetics)

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Asking what flying whales eat actually is a springboard for even MORE creativity!

The thing about fantasy worldbuilding is that verisimilitude and the rule of cool are not enemies. Someone who looks at a pod of flying whales and asks "what do they eat?" is not being a spoilsport – they're engaging with the premise. There are any number of much more serious objections to aerial megafauna than lack of any obvious role in a trophic web that could have been raised if they just wanted to shoot the idea down; a person who wants to know what the flying whales eat is all but explicitly yes-anding the idea. Sure, you might not have an answer at your fingertips, but acting like it's unimaginative for them to have asked is a really fucking weird way to react.