#psi babbling

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Just realized that my crush on Hayden Christensen is nearly 20 years old. My thirst for his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker would, if it were a person, be old enough to vote and/or get drafted. In a couple years, my desire to smooch that man (whether he’s in character or out, I don’t really care) would be old enough to drink.

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[Santa Ana Winds voice]

You might say, "Don't do it, wind

Leave these poor people alone"

But I'm a prankster

Tee-hee-hee-hee

I just wanna see what will happen

having tortured ocs is so funny bc some of em im projecting personal issues onto & some of em im just like Fuck You. Random Chimp Event

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Imagine thinking Confessions of a Rotten Girl is for antis 💀 Guarantee you that Miku is a professional shitter, she’s no amateur like- she’s making RPF of the teachers of her Catholic school?! People really be out here like “haha fujoshi miku is such a vibe lmao” while being antis… my brother in Christ you are the student council breathing down her neck

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Shoutout to Miles for inventing nonbinary wizardry

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My grandma’s a great cook, it’s just that I can’t memorize her recipe because she doesn’t use one! It’s all vibes and throwing in whatever seasoning is nearby that strikes her fancy!

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There has to be at least one other person on this planet who knows very little to nothing about Touhou, but arbitrarily chose a favorite character based on the Bad Apple!! music video.

I saw Ibuki Suika in silhouette and found her very endearing, idk what to tell you

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Does anyone have that post that’s like “does astolat ever look at all the incest noncon mpreg on ao3 and go ‘I never wanted this’” and astolat reblogged “no”

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For me it’s no longer enough that Daemon bend the knee, he’s gotta bend the niece. Over a table. They should bang it out until he feels better and ready to be a team player again

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@chloerinee

wish i could grab coffee w my mutuals. mentally we are in a cute café right now

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My hot take of the day is that a lot of problems wouldn’t have happened if Nathan Petrelli could’ve had access to Femboy Hooters

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Shoutout to all the Daemyras who are able to rejoice after that season finale. I’m with y’all but I’m also too emotionally exhausted to fully appreciate the reunion right now, because it’s been a LONG summer.

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He’s handsome. He’s bisexual. He’s got back pain. He’s an avid reader. He’s politically incoherent. I didn’t say his name, but he popped into your head, didn’t he?

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Asking what flying whales eat actually is a springboard for even MORE creativity!

The thing about fantasy worldbuilding is that verisimilitude and the rule of cool are not enemies. Someone who looks at a pod of flying whales and asks "what do they eat?" is not being a spoilsport – they're engaging with the premise. There are any number of much more serious objections to aerial megafauna than lack of any obvious role in a trophic web that could have been raised if they just wanted to shoot the idea down; a person who wants to know what the flying whales eat is all but explicitly yes-anding the idea. Sure, you might not have an answer at your fingertips, but acting like it's unimaginative for them to have asked is a really fucking weird way to react.

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Being a shipper is so funny sometimes bc you get like a Victorian era perspective on intimacy. “He TOUCHED her ELBOW (through two layers of clothing) That’s SO intimate I’m going feral and rattling the bars of my enclosure HOLY SHIT get my fainting couch!”

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Images that make me consider playing Lorcana