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[booze-hats]

Drawing Board Bombshell (2/2)

The manhole clattered to the ground behind Slick when he righted himself. The hideout had been annoyingly silent with the guys out and about, the sound of the fans seemed to bounce from one wall to the other and he swore it'd drive him goddamn crazy. Comparatively, the feeling of the evening wind snapping at his face and the cigarette between his fingers came as a great comfort. He turned his eyes up to the sky overhead. He remembered the days before there were enough lights to block out any of the stars at all. It wasn't so bad out here, a short ways from the city, but much further in and you could hardly see any lights twinkling up there. There's something poetic in there but Slick, he wasn't a feelings guy, he wasn't going looking for it. 

He didn't remember lighting his cigarette, he was only aware that he'd done it because he caught himself midway through taking his first (?) drag and sighing it out. He thought back on his success. He'd successfully recruited Problem Sleuth to do his bidding. Nothing serious, he just needed the dogs out of the house for a few nights, something Sleuth should be able to handle. Something about the guy was irking Slick, the way his laughter died in his throat and the light drained out of his eyes. He couldn't tell why he'd cared this time. He'd knocked grins off of that freak's face countless times since he'd tried to rear his ugly head in the Midnight Crew's direction, but something about this time was different.

Another drag and he decided that this time wasn't different. He'd sat across from that detective, that problem, at least twice before to exchange information and every single time had been the same. He and Sleuth exchanged services until both of them were satisfied and then parted ways. The only thing different was that Sleuth would be contacting him to satisfy his end of the bargain. That was it. That and Sleuth's tie, it occurred to him, which was striped horizontally tonight instead of just being solid green. Obnoxiously green.

He dropped his cigarette on the ground and crushed it with his heel. No one would ever know he'd wasted this much time thinking about that stupid prick, which meant it didn't happen. His lips pulled upward in satisfaction with that simple fact: it didn't happen. Nothing in his head, none of this nonsense about Sleuth bothering him, none of it was real to the outside world. Problem Sleuth wouldn't know he was taking up space in Slick's head and his adversaries wouldn't ever know that there was anybody in this city that he had anything but hatred for, save his men, and most of the time, he told himself, he hated those assholes too. 

He hated everybody. Not everything.

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[milky-mellows]

Eddworl

This will never leave me pshd I've tried so many times to leave this show and fandom but I just can't so I might as well embrace it at this point

Tordmatt for the soul I love them

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[maladaptive-ninja-returns]

Mission Turn It Up In The Club (It’s The Avengers)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

ONE SHOT

Warnings: fluff, dirty brains, drunk babbies, cutest allies, shocked fathers, confused jocks.

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline   Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

One Shot: When Thor indirectly challenges you- a complete noob with zero knowledge of espionage- to go on a relatively easy mission and get some intel, you accept it, never really ready for what's about to happen. And the camera crew records it all.

Word Count: Never underestimate the power of your inner voice because boy does it make you feel amazing about yourself sometimes!

Written for @captain-kelli 500 Fam Writing Challenge. Thank you so much for letting me participate! I picked the Quote (not a dialogue) : There is no limit to what we, as women, can accomplish.

MASTERLIST in bio, darlings. Tags are open (check bio)

You come with your shades over your eyes and a yoghurt smoothie in your hand, and sit down on the chair in the recording room, adjusting your 'noice and toit' t-shirt before looking in the direction of the equipment. Clearing your throat and shifting back in the chair- going as back as you possibly can- you nod at Javier and get ready for the camera to roll, never taking off the shades.

You: *sighs* *rests face on your palm* *in a coarse incomprehensible voice* It all star- *tries to clear the coarseness of the throat* ahem ahem *makes bleching noises before groaning* *stops* *sighs* Hmm...where were we? *looks straight past the camera at Javier with half-open lips* Right...right. *looks back at the camera* *lips still half-open* It all started yesterday when a stupid b**** tried to become over smart.

Twenty-Four Hours Earlier

Everyone sat in the lounge of the Avengers Compound reading the reports that had just come in from Fury about a cartel trying to traffic alien wreckage- mostly weapons- to the black market. That 'everyone' excluded you, your adopted dog Zuko, and a very unamused and unbothered Loki sitting on the raised platform by the french windows with a copy of Sapiens and your favourite mug filled with hot tea.

The camera zoomed in on you concentrated on writing something on your laptop; so engrossed you were that you never noticed when Clint quietly gorged on your choco-chip cookies and drank your orange juice.

"But we only have to gather intel from a couple of guys meeting in the city today?"

Thor- who was finally at an Avengers meet after getting things in order for his Asgardians somewhere in Norway in their 'new Asgard'- pshd at the tablet in his hands and chuckled.

"Gather intel. Is that the human way to say drink some beer with these filthy humans and let them talk everything about their plan?"

"Damn right," everyone around him muttered.

"So easy even Y/N could do it," he chortled, catching your ears and a long sigh from the God sitting by the window enjoying the sun.

"Woah, now," Tony interjected, slapping Thor's shoulder with the back of his hand, "don't give her any ideas."

You narrowed your eyes at Tony. "I'm sure if Thor says I can do it-"

"Thor also said none of you ladies can process Asgardian mead," Clint added, buried in the sofa next to you, his tablet acting as a shield against the warm early afternoon sun.

Flashback to a party at the compound

Sam wobbled, trying to stand with the support of the bar while Clint kept muttering ‘I think I can see inside you guys. Like, really see.’ Bruce was being consoled by Thor in one corner. “The big guy hates me, Thor. He doesn’t-he doesn’t love me at aaaalllllll.” Scott and Bucky tried to wager who pin the donkey. The former didn’t even get to hold the tail in his hand. While all this mayhem unfurled, Natasha and Wanda sat by the bar recording everything on their phone while sipping their third Asgardian mead cocktail. “We should do this more often,” Natasha had suggested at one point during at night.

"I don’t get how you can't process it after the first buzz," Natasha called out from the dining table, never looking away from her tablet but still smiling.

"I'll sit this one out," Thor declared, sitting next to you, "I'm sure the Black Widow or Wanda can handle that."

You looked at him with an unwavering gaze for quite some time, making Thor uncomfortable after a certain point. Loki, who had caught you through the whole shebang, had a soft smile creeping on his face on watching you make his brother so uncomfortable.

"Wow," you finally spoke, letting your head move with the exclamation, "you are such a jock, aren't you?"

"A what?"

Loki: *smirks**snickers**snickers turn into uncontrollable laughter**continues laughing**stops midway with a serious look to shout* FINALLY!

"You don't want to go because there won't be any fighting and show of power," you state, turning yourself towards him, "and having conversations with guys seems too boring. Mostly because of your hate for bad guys. You know they won't give you answers straight away if you ask them politely, which I know you hate. So the next step is- 'why can't we just beat the shit out of them after they gave up on my offer to tell everything like good boys?'."

Thor: *crinkled brows* ...we can't? *looks behind the camera* why can't we? 

Tony and Steve stood next to each other- former's brows creased, latter's raised, both in a bit of admiration shock- taking in your breakdown. Finally, Steve leaned a little towards Tony to whisper, "did she just profile Thor?"

"Oh, yeah," Tony answered on the same wavelength before Steve could even finish his question, "she definitely did." He concluded with a smile filled with soft pride.

 "You know what, I'll take it," you casually declared to the lounge while leaning on the coffee table next to you. "Take what?" Steve asked, wanting to find out more of whatever was coming from your mouth. "The challenge," you shrugged, "I'll take up the part of getting some men to blabber about the locations. And while I'm at it, I'll get them to tell me about their boss' headquarters as well. Hmm?"

"Of course, you will," Tony chuckled softly in a trance for one second and furrowed his brows in confusion the next. "Wait, what?"

"You heard me," you announced in his direction before going back to whatever it is you were so busy doing on your laptop, leaving Tony to let his mouth open in displeasure.

"Young lady, you're not going anywhere near those sons of bitches."

Steve looked at the camera with a raised brow.

Steve: You know that moment when you see one of your best friends do everything reckless in this goddamn world, wanting you to curse him with having to once step in your shoes and see what it's like to keep him in check? *smiles with satisfaction* This is one of those days when you see it coming true. When God finally heard your prayers and sends that very friend's kid to make every one of your wishes come true. *nods* *gets serious* Though I'm against putting Y/N in danger. *shakes head* Would never let her do something as reckless as her biological father. *smirks* But damn it feels good.

 Tony: *narrows eyes at the camera* Is that what Captain Star-spangled underwear thinks? *Nods* Hm. *clicks tongue* Well, that day isn't far when I fund research led by Bruce to make super babies with Steve's *makes air quotes* super semen and make him go through the fate of a father and the burdens that come with it.

*Silence*

*camera pans out to show a very pregnant and a very weirded out Pepper sitting next to him with her head resting in her palm as she hears her husband talk*

Pepper: *looks into the void* *inhales* Or you could just make him the mentor for the young heroes in the compound and watch him struggle to get them in line. *shrugs* Better yet, let him be in charge of showing Loki the ropes.

Tony: *still silent* *looks into his void* *blinks* *tilts his head* *looks back at the camera* *smirks* Pepper?

Pepper: Hmm?

Tony: *turns to face her* Have I told you how much I admire your genius?

Pepper: *making circles on Tony's arm* *whispers suggestively* You have but I won't mind you saying it again.

Tony: Well, you are genius, darling. A genius with the power to create countries and throw dictators off their high horses.

Pepper: *raises her head from her palm with a glint in her eyes* *softly announces* Anthony Stark, we're going to your office and you won't stop saying all of it till I tell you to.

Tony: *feels a visible shudder go down his spine as Pepper gets up and walks away* Y-yes ma'am. *looks at the camera with a hint of disbelief*

Pepper: *from outside the room* Now!

*Tony rushes out*

.

The Confidential Club

The camera went from black to a few neon lights flickering in the distance. A heavy base song faded in when everything started coming into focus.

Don't get sick

Don't get strep

Don't get bronchitis

Aye

A soothing glow of blue lit up the walls, which the camera did a slow three-sixty, through which two figures- both tall, one slender and the other jacked up- walked in a sexy slo-mo as the club started another track.

So this money shit, yeah it's been on my mind

Fuck ya possy bitch

I'ma pop off a tonne with the tummy miss

Yea this how I slum I'm bout' to see some tits

Yea ya mummy is fine

Aye

The boys walked into the neon-grazed club glowing with a hue of red, their freshly shampooed hair bouncing with every step till these two stopped right when they entered the floor, scanning the club and the club doing the same to them, but with lost breaths, increased temperatures and some very dirty thoughts and very dirty moans.

I'm a good boy I don't hit no licks yeah

I'm a bad boy flexing with some chicks yuh

I'm a weird boy smokin' on some Brits yuh

Who dat boi

I'm that boy yuh

The slo-mo continued, recording every pair of eyes that turned to get a look at the brothers whose presence was electrifying the entire building. Ladies forgot their drinks and men, men forgot their dates and- with a swift internal jolt- their toxic masculinity and the genderless seemed to have found Gods in the club tonight.

We them bad boy come give baby kiss

We just dropped it now

Now the swallow kiss

Have to beg these ladies try to do the splits

Tryna get the boy to do the coochie little

People moved as if these Gods were gravity, walking under those flickering club lights and smoked room, hands trying to get a touch, eyes wanting to get just one sweet stare, legs wanting to get a little brush, the heat pooling inside them looking for just a little satisfaction.

Yea I'm Neo watch me on the Matrix

All these sussy boy I just implore I do not play with

Baby (Baby) sure you're crazy

Boy that gave me 8 bars and some new restraint

Who that boi

I'm that boi yuh

The blond locks seemed to find suggestive fingers in them, while some other stray ones roamed on Thor's chest. Loki watched his brother being surrounded with the crowd of thirsty thots, his face dripping with pure displeasure, letting the camera catch it frame by frame, with brilliant tilts, doing it till Loki was looking right at the lens.

Who that boi

I'm that boi yuh

Another camera standing a little further recorded Javier on his knees trying to catch Loki's displeasure and piercing eyes- at anyone who even suggested that they wanted to touch him- before he looked at Javier. "What are you doing?" Loki judged Javiers' slow camera tilts.

Javier raised his index finger for a few moments, still recording those sour expressions before giving a thumbs up, getting up and walking towards the crowd that had surrounded a quite flattered Thor.

With an eye roll in his brother's direction, Loki turned to find the other camera looking at him, quite possibly directing him somewhere else because the next moment he was looking away. The camera turned in the same direction to show- behind the crowd of mellow, drunk and horny people- you laughing with your head tilted backwards, sitting with a group of men he had seen in the report when he was forced by Thor to come on this stupid so-called mission with him.

You sat between four men, enthusiastically narrating something to your small audience with wide eyes and wildly moving arms, entertaining the viewers with intention known to them and these green eyes who could see right through every one of those scums.

The camera- swivelling between you and Loki- caught him walking towards you only to be stopped by a pale hand- carrying beautifully manicured nails in blood-red- landing on his chest.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Natasha suggested to the God with a bare hint of a smile on her lips.

Loki looked down at the Black Widow dressed in a body-hugging black dress. "Oh, I wasn't going to stop her from having some fun, I assure you," he implored.

Natasha brought her hand forward for Loki to take the earpiece in her hand. "She's got this. But you're welcome to listen in on the conversation," Natasha offered.

"My brother can fill in for me considering Y/N is already doing his job," he mentioned, pointing towards the crowd taking selfies with a giddy Thor making girls swoon all around him.

"Hot molten chocolate cake!" came a voice from the earpiece, loud enough for Loki sensitive ears and the recorders in all the devices to catch before the God could walk away.

"That's the safe word," Natasha declared into the earpiece, before turning to look at the table where you were.

"I really should go," you colourfully begged the man who had his hand wrapped around your arm, never letting go, "my girls must be waiting for me."

"Call your girls," the man holding you said, "we can all party in the private room upstairs."

"Call my girls?" you said a little louder as if asking Natasha what to do.

"On it." Loki heard another voice come through the comms, making Natasha's tensed back go straight.

"It's okay, Y/N," she confirmed into your earpiece, "go ahead. Tell them the girls can't wait."

The camera caught Natasha turning with a smirk that sent a cold shiver over the glowing dance floor, making Loki mirror that smirk, looking forward to it all.

The enthusiasm in Natasha's face was disturbed by some invisible ripple. "Where's Thor?"

 Other Side of the Club

Javier's camera showed the blond God sitting at the bar with at least twenty ladies huddled with him, handing him drinks.

"Now this one," a petite little girl stated, handing him a tall glass of Long Island Iced Tea. Thor happily took the glass, had a decent sip, gulped it down, furrowed his brows and smacked his lips.

"No," he finally declared, earning a cheer from the girls. "Not laced!" they shouted before handing him another girl's drink.

.

Upstairs

The camera stuck to the corners as it followed the men violating your private space, their arms around you, walking in front of and behind you, leaving no space whatsoever to look for any signs of the cavalry.

"Woah, guys, how about you go in and I'll go look for my sisters-"

"Oh, no," the one with a stubble and a nice jawline declared, "you're coming with us and your friends can follow. Come on, let's get some more alcohol in you!"

"Haha, yeah!" you pretended to cheer, stepping inside the room behind the guy with a ponytail, who stood in the middle of the living room like a statue for a good second.

"What the hell is this?" He announced more than he asked, pointing to Anna- the camera girl- sitting at the other end of the room, recording the entrance.

"Oh," you exclaimed in realisation, making all four men turn towards you, never noticing the door be closed by another figure in the room, "that's my camera gal. She follows me everywhere. My dad kinda got into this idea of making a documentary out of our lives so one of them is always around me except for when I'm studying or in the bathroom. But I have seen them recording me once or twice when I was in the librar-"

"Shut up!" The jawline guy roared, taking out a gun from his back, "Shut the f*** up! Rory, I told you she was a student. She'll fetch a good price on the market."

You wanted to be frightened by that gun but the camera caught you more in offended disbelief than in fearful shock. "Excuse me? How old do you think I am? Just because I'm studying, you little-minded bitch?! Learning has no age limit, you arrogant paedophiles!"

"Oh well," Jaw-guy shrugged, taking off his jacket, "you're no use to the bosses then. Looks like we'll have to make use of you. And your pretty friend there can record us doing it." He grinned, both at you and then at the camera.

Ponytails looked at you with a wrinkled forehead. "Something's wrong," he stated, taking a step close to you.

"What do you mean?" The guy in the brown leather jacket asked.

"Look at her," he answered, pointing towards you, "she isn't even sweating right now."

You looked at Ponytails with furrowed brows. "You've set the temperature quite low, dude. I'm practically shivering in here."

"That's actually true," Jacket acknowledged, nodding at you.

"No, you dumb fuckers! She isn't scared!"

Jaw had a moment of realisation at Pony's words, taking hurried steps towards you, grabbing you by your throat and pushing you into the wall behind you.

"Oh my Gaahd," you tried to exclaim through whatever air was able to pass through your lungs, as you felt your hand automatically go grab the one that was causing you pain.

"Who are you?" Jaw hissed through his teeth close to your face. "Who do you work for?"

Your brows lifted. An aching moan left your lungs. You took in a little gulp of air. "I never thought this is how it goes down."

"That's because you picked the wrong men to mess with, darlin'."

Your raised brows crinkled at Jaw's statement. "What?"

You: Oh, I was thinking about the horny wave I got when he tried to choke me. *stretches the corner of her mouth in embarrassment* Yeah, turns out not the first thought that should come to your mind when someone's trying to kill you. But on the bright side I discovered a kink so *does a thumb up with both hands with a big grin.*

"But we haven't even started messing with you boys yet."

The camera swirled from your agitated, flushed face to the doorway leading to the bedroom, catching a very disinterested Wanda leaning on the wall as she checked out her nails.

"Wow," you choked, "were you always this hot, Wanda?"

"Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck are you?" Ponytails pointed his gun at the Scarlet Witch in haste, bringing forth a plasmic red spark in between her fingers, which, with a little twist, made the man point his gun at his buddy.

Another camera entered through the door to catch Jaw pulling you away from the wall to hold you in a lock with his gun pointed to your head. "One wrong move and I blow her brains out, bitch."

"One wrong move and I'll be doing the same to you, bitch."

Natasha stood behind Jaw with a gun. "Let go of her before my friend and I paint these walls with your insides."

Jaw cursed her under his breath, taking a few moments before releasing you. You quickly walked to a safer corner of the room, next to the fireplace, breathing with ease now.

"Y/N," she called out, "you okay, sweetie?"

"Uhh...just a little light-headed. Otherwise, I'm good," you responded, finding yourself lowering your voice, "though I wish someone else was choking me right now." You looked at the camera and narrowed your eyes. "Don't you judge me," you criticised in a whisper at it, feeling yourself tilt to one side, losing your balance, already fearing to hit the floor before being caught by strong hands.

"Oh," you sang while the camera panned out from you and those pale hands to show Loki very gracefully breaking your fall, "Hey, handsome!"

Loki didn't even blink as he tried to bring you back on your feet. "Drinking on a mission? Really? I thought you were better than this."

"Ugh," you bleched at him, "shush! I was in my form with those gin shots, okay. These whiney thirsty boys were blabbering the moment I sat down. Let's see your brother pull that off-wait. Why are you here?"

The two of you were oblivious to the fight going in the background being recorded by the other camera; the Black Widow breaking bones like twigs while the Scarlet Witch was making them vomit on their fears.

"Oh, I wanted to see what petty excuse do you humans use to enjoy and forget this pathetic world-"

The camera panned in on you while someone outside the frame screamed and was thrown into a wall. You smiled with pure emotion in your eyes while looking at Loki.

"You didn't know we were here, did you?" you asked with that smile still stuck on your face.

"No."

"Thor dragged you here, didn't he?"

"I came here by my own accord."

"What did he blackmail you with this time?"

"...I wasn't blackmailed! No one can blackmail m-"

Loki: Tony said he'd block my access to his library. *clenches his teeth* That old rusty metalhead.

"Fine if you don't wanna tell me. I'm just glad you came," you pointed, patting him on his chest, completely missing the knife flying towards you being blocked by his reflexes- nothing having been displaced but for his arm.

"Wow," you gasped, letting your hand touch his chest again, "what do you have under there? Rocks? How the heck is your chest so hard?"

"I'm a frost giant darling," he asserted, twirling the knife in his hand before throwing it forward without looking, landing right on Leather Jacket's hand about to pull the trigger and shoot Wanda.

"And I'm a human. What's your point? Why are your boobies so hard and mine so squishy? Look!"

You took his hand to make him feel your chest. "Okay," he cut you short before you could forcibly make him grope you.

"You are clearly running on alcohol right now."

You snorted. "No, dummy. I'm standing. Are you sure you're not the drunk one?"

Loki looked at the camera.

.

"I'm sorry," you whined.

The camera caught your figure partially as you hid behind Loki in the compound elevator while Wanda and Natasha stood on either side.

"Don't worry," Natasha reiterated, "we'll take care of it. Just don't tell Tony about the..." she waved her hand in the air like it meant something to you.

The ding announced your arrival to the lounge. Elevator doors opened to see Tony standing at the entrance with crossed arms, his eyes boring straight into everyone in front of him, not even bothering to blink.

Behind him Scott and Bucky sat on the sofa with a bowl of popcorn and Home Alone on the big screen, their eyes and ears focused on all of you rather than the movie.

An everlasting moment of silence passed and you managed to get a look of those eyes of judgement over Loki's shoulder before quickly curling back into your hiding spot.

"Where were you?"

The room didn't even have time to register the chill when you heard Natasha speaking. "Wanda and I were out shopping. I don't know about these two," she announced with her hands raised, walking out while mouthing 'sorry' at your face that had just experienced third-tier betrayal.

"I suggest you come out from behind Aro here," Tony digressed, "he's not gonna hide you for the rest of your life."

Loki took a step out of the elevator, getting a little closer to Stark, towering him just a little, his hands resting in his pockets. Stark was visibly hating the suave play from the God.

You were stuck there for a few more seconds before stepping beside Loki, letting the camera capture the wide eyes, a gasp of shattering shock and the fumes dissipating to give place to something new.

Panning in on you, the camera caught the bruise growing on your cheek, the size of a pear.

"Y/N-" Stark had barely begun to address his horror when Loki cut him short.

"She’s fine, Stark. Just a little-"

"Who did this?!"

That erupting gaze was meant for you to answer the question and so the entire surrounding went silent for you to answer him. Even Home Alone was muted to hear what you had to say for this bruise.

"Mr Stark, I can explain." Your voice was a quarter of what it was half an hour ago, barely coming out in front of your father. "Please don't be mad. And please keep an open mind about it."

None of you could gather what rushed into Tony's mind because the next thing you knew, he felt himself shift back a little. Curse words flew under his breath as his hands tried to run over the tensed muscles in his face.

"Oh, my G-is this some sort of new...new thing you kids are into?"

Now it was your turn to be confused. "What?"

You: *cringe* Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Get it out of my head! Ew!!

"N-No! I-what?! Nooooooo!" you stressed at the word as much as possible. The God stood there seemingly trying to make sense of this conversation.

"Loki and I were out on a date. We were karaoke-ing and I was dancing on the bar counter when I slipped and hit myself."

Loki did not miss even a second to look at the camera with pursed lips.

Loki: That's not what happened.

 Flashback to the club

You forced Loki on the dancefloor while Natasha took care of the goons.

"Come on, show me your mooooves, Loki," you shouted over the music before giddily jumping and taking a step back, colliding with a guy.

"Oh, I'm so-"

"What the f***!" The pasty blond guy cursed at you before looking at Loki. "Take care of your bitch, asshole."

Before Loki could take a stance between the two of you, he felt your hand block him, your eyes glowing at that rude stranger.

"Who the f*** are you calling, asshole, you dried pulp-less raisin!"

The guy twisted his jaw before stepping very close to you.

Loki- clearly uncomfortable by the distance- tried to pull you towards him and away from that pathetic excuse of a human

"Alright," the God announced, "you better watch-"

The camera caught the full-blown emotion of offence on Loki's face as you swatted his hands away.

"I called. Your boyfriend. An asshole. You c***."

Loki blinked in a sense of amusement at the audacity of that man, the ripples of tensed muscles under his black t-shirt quite visible for the ones who watched.

"At least I can take a pounding unlike your ego, you smelly ballsack," you spat back. "Now walk away before I bring a mirror and show you what a real asshole looks like." The infant rage that Loki was carrying in his entire body suddenly screeched to a halt as he looked at the back of your head with shocked confusion. "What kind of insult was that?"

The pasty guy was fuming now. Your words clearly rubbing him the wrong way.

"Oh, what happened?" you sang in a sarcasm filled tone. "Did your boring comebacks turn flaccid? Just like your virgin d-"

He pushed you back. "Shut the fuck up before I make you shut up."

Loki body stood as a shield- only behind you- wanting to go ahead and do something to that guy but you were not giving him a chance to do so.

You gasped. "The audacity of this bitch!" And pushed him back. "What're gonna do, fight me?"

No one saw it coming. The punch landed on your face within seconds, pushing your back into Loki's chest, the latter having to grab you to stop you from falling.

"Okay, that's it," Loki pulled you up, his eyes on fire glaring right at the man with the intention to kill. And as his luck for the night would have it, you used him as a support to gather a bit potential, scream "Son of a-" while charging at the guy. By now the rest of the ladies on the dancefloor had witnessed enough to come to your aid and beat the living hell out of that man. Pure, chaotic energy spreading over the floor that reflected in the pleasant amusement in Loki's eyes.

"By the Norns," Loki whispered, looking at the scene unfolding in front of him before looking at the camera, "remind me never to get on Y/N's bad side."

The pasty guy screamed out of the frame, making Loki turn at him with a layer of disappointment.

"Oh, you asked for it," he shouted at the man screaming for help before being swallowed whole by the river of women.

 You: *sighs* Of course, I can't tell Mr Stark I got punched while defending your honour.

Loki: *giggle snorts*

You: *turns to look at him* what?

Loki: You're right. I can see him never believing that.

You: *nodding in agreement* right?

Loki: Because he would cut my head off the day he does. *stops smiling*

You: Aw! I won't let him, buddy.

Loki: Oh, I doubt it. He is still in shock about the whole 'date' thing.

The camera flips to the lounge showing Stark sitting in between Scott and Bucky, looking in the distance- still in shock- while those two munched on their popcorns from the popcorn bowl kept in Tony's lap.

"Nah." he finally says out of the blue, almost making Scott jump, "Y/N can't date Loki? I'm sure she's just pulling my leg for not letting her go on that stupid interrogation mission."

Scott and Bucky exchanged glances before nodding and patting him on the back, resuming their movie with a 'sure buddy'.

You: *sheepishly* Yeah, I think we broke him.

Loki: At least he's behaving like he's supposed to, unlike my brother in such situations.

You: Huh...*nods* *furrows brows* speaking of Thor...where is he?

Loki:

You:

 The Club-a-Dub-Dub

The camera captured a face covered by flickering neon pink shades looking down at a laptop in those big hands while glowing neon party necklaces adorned his neck.

"All right let's do this," Thor stated in all seriousness, using a pink tic-tac to pull his hair up above his ear. The camera zoomed out a little to show him looking at a laptop placed in front of him on a pedestal.

"We are gathered here for a task that is too important for this world to be left to another time. A task so huge that my heart feels both burdened and honoured to be able to put it to fruition. A task so pure in its being that anyone who stands up against it in this club shall face my wrath. But not before I try to make them change their mind with love. Rosa and Gina, I ask you to step forward and be the blessed lot of this sacred ceremony."

The slow panning out of the frame showed two beautiful women step forward and face each other with pure smiles.

"By the power vested in me by becomeaminister.com, I am honoured to announce you wife and wife. You may now kiss."

An uproar of elated excitement filled the club just as Thor finished; the brides kissing and their friends celebrating. Everyone toasted to the newlywed couple before someone shouted to do the cha-cha slide.

The next thing you know, Thor and the rest of the people in the house were sliding left and right.

"THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!!" Thor shouted with the jumps and twists, "I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY I'D COME HERE!!"

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248. Come back home

The perfect @valyurse has decided it’s time for angst XD Really, had a blast writing this, I am just a bit stressed at the moment. Enjoy!

Fandom: Detroit become human | Ship: Reed900 (Warning: attempted double murder, being remote controlled, temporary heartbreak)

No one knew how Nines fit into Amanda's plan to stop deviancy. He was never officially activated and when Markus and Connor freed him from the Cyberlife tower there had been next to no resistance to deviancy. The RK900 had started working at the DPD, was well respected due to his politeness and intellect and even managed to fall for an overly sarcastic human with no self preservation. But that very human now realised none of that had been important. Because this before him wasn't Nines. This was a cold analytic machine without any sort of hesitance when it came to its mission.

The RK900 stood before Connor, arm outstretched and pistol ready to fire, held in a stalemate only by the respective guns of North and Hank pointed at his head and thirium pump. Gavin had been swiped to the side when Nines had changed and had not yet managed to get back to his feet. His whole body hurt - not from the impact on the floor but from what he saw before his eyes. What the hell happened? And when did it happen? Just now, or had that all just been an elaborate plan to fool them all?

'Put the gun down, Nines,' Hank ordered unusually calm for the fact that the machine was threatening his partner, son or whatever weird relationship these two had. 'Connor told me he had been in a similar position, too. You can break your code! You can resist it! Fight it!' ‘Oh, Hank, you always think you know everything, right?’ There was a humourless smile on the android’s face. ‘I am entirely different than your puppy over there.’ ‘Nines, there is no reason for you to kill me!’, Connor interrupted. ‘The revolution is over, we won. Don’t throw away everything you build up, everything you worked for.’ ‘Oh, Connor, aren’t you just adorable? An obsolete model trying to plead for its life, when there is no chance at surviving. Really, I pity you for sinking this deep. Now put your guns down so I can end his misery.’ ‘You shut your mouth, asshole’, North threatened. ‘Imagining we had a traitor among us all the time… God I want to throw up every drop of thirium I have in my system because I feel infected around you.’ Nines winked at her. ‘Felt the same living next to you all these years, waiting for the perfect moment to get rid of him. Besides, Connor, I didn’t build up anything. I simply waited in the backseat for the right moment. And it has arrived right now.’

‘You stupid phcking machine.’ Gavin had managed to stand up, but he still felt hollow and aching everywhere. ‘So this really was just a game for you? Why put up all the effort? Why fake loving me? Why pretending to like me, why making me trust you, why? You had your fun, yes? Let your stupid human toy fall from one moment to the next, because there is something better? Got bored killing someone slowly piece by piece so now you opt to putting a bullet through their brain? Tell me why!’ Gavin was too angry for tears, but he felt them coming up slowly. The android didn’t even look at him. ‘It was necessary to stay low. Surely someone who is in love with a human wouldn’t go on a killing spree right? No one expected it.’ ‘Why me?’ In the silence that spread after the broken words his phone chimed. He ignored the message. ‘You were the perfect tool. Hurt enough to accept anyone who was willing to put up with you. Secluded enough so I didn’t have to interact with others. Focussed on work enough to not even recognise when I took control and scouted the area. The perfect tool.’ There came the tears. He knew these thoughts. He remembered talking to Nines about them one night, being answered by this soft loving voice that he was wrong. That the android loved him with all his mechanical heart could give and that it made him sad Gavin thought about himself that way. The man had believed him. He had believed his lies, had embraced that fake warmth. Finally, something had gone right in his life. And now he had fallen from his high, old scars ripped open anew and bleeding out on the ground. He went numb. He didn’t care whether Connor died. He didn’t even care whether someone killed him. All his thoughts circled around their moments together. Should he have noticed? Could he have overseen something? His phone chimed again.

Hell. Why not. Couldn’t get any worse now.

16:34> G@/in -__ n33q hlp//.dll 16:39> n0\ tru´´. n0\ me

It chimed again.

16:40> plsee_-´’ hlp. N0\ me11 l0v% you

Gavin stared at the gibberish messages. Then suddenly it clicked and Gavin stared at the machine terrified.

16:41> buri3dt him. Th0ght d34d. pshd me__| Aw@-y. D0wn. 16:41>G@/in////help

‘No.’ It came out so silent when he wanted to scream from the top of his lungs. ‘You will not get him!’ ‘Did you say something, idiot?’ ‘What did you do to him?’ ‘To whom? You don’t understand. The Nines you knew isn’t anymore. It’s only me! And I will eradicate every last deviant, beginning with that idiot of a brother!’ ‘Nines, if you hear me, I got the message! Hang in there!’ ‘That is of no use, human! This isn’t a fucking movie.’

16:42>G@/in. I-I-IIIIIIII l0v yu. He$ del3tIng me 16:43>Ga/in. Love you. St0p h\m. Kill me!-_´´

‘No, Nines, hang in there!’ Hank looked at him as if he was going crazy, pistol still trained on the android’s thirium pump. ‘He won’t come back, human. He is weak. Just like the others. And I’ll prove it. Soon he can’t stop me anymore.’

16:45>Gv. Can/ keep frm shoot-__\ kill mm| D0n’t want this. K/ll me==- pls

Gavin looked at the finger at the trigger. It was shaking heavily. The android’s LED was a hot red. It was struggling. North and Hank could still shoot it. Safe Connor. But Nines was fighting in there. Wishing to die rather than kill his brother. Not this time. Gavin would be selfish this time.

He jumped the android from where he stood. While he wasn’t tall or had the weight, he had the strength and the surprise on his side. He brought the RK900 to fall. Gavin tried to subdue the machine, but the inhuman abilities of the thing were no match for him. Before he could think of it, he was pinned to the ground, a hand over his throat pressing down. He looked up into Nines’ face who had already lifted his arm again, keeping up the stalemate, now having two lives under his control.

Gavin struggled to breathe as the air was being cut off by the unrelenting metal hand. But he could see the struggle now: The whole arm was shaking, the grip around his throat was tightening and loosening constantly. Nines was fighting back. He was still in there and hadn’t given up yet. ‘Nines. You are doing great. Keep it up. Come back here. Fight him. Come back home to me. I believe in you.’ The hand clenched stronger around his neck, the pain becoming to much until he wasn’t able to speak anymore. He saw black circles dancing across his vision. That was when he realised, he could die today. He would die by the hands of the one he loved. No. This wasn’t his Nines. This was Cyberlife’s Nines. This was what they designed him to be. He lifted a weak, trembling hand and brushed over the other’s cheek. His Nines was still in there. And he would win. There was no one stronger than him, he would win this fight. And he would come back to him. He would come save him and they would go home. Watch a movie. Cuddle. Never again get out into a world that wanted something like this to happen.

There was the clutter of a gun hitting concrete. Suddenly there was air. Suddenly, there was someone pushing him into a position better suited for coughing his lungs out. Suddenly, there were warm, careful hands and strong arms wrapping around him and blue stained tears soaking his clothes.

Suddenly, there was his Nines again.

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Commute Anxiety (1/1)

Problem Sleuth's car was quiet for the first few minutes. While he was sure he'd regret feeling uncomfortable in the silence the very minute that Slick stopped brooding for long enough to open his mouth, for the time being, he found himself incredibly ill at ease. He wasn't sure what to say. He knew where he was going, small talk about the weather didn't work with Spades, and any other casual conversation about work was well out of the question. That last one was for his sake, he wasn't sure he should open that can of worms.

He didn't actually know if this was a good idea. If this was a trap, he was trapped-trapped now. He figured he wouldn't have a mobster-provided gun in his coat if that were the case, but truth be told, he didn't know if it was loaded and he did know that Spades Slick was a faster shot than he was. Those few blocks of silence, Sleuth was sure, would finish eating his stomach from the inside before he figured out what the right course of action was.

Was there a right course of action? Is there such thing as a good opener with Spades fucking Slick?

"You hear me over there, princess?"

Slick's voice startled him back into reality. His eyes cut from the road in front of him to his passenger. "No, I was driving. Say it again."

"I said the place's busier at night. Drive 'n listen, damn it. I think at worst there's like eight of 'em. Can you handle that?"

"Eight's a few..."

"Ain't like I expected you to demand to go at it with me alone. I figured you'd take your little gang and clean it all up easy, but no," Slick huffed. It made Sleuth roll his eyes and snicker. The unreasonable expectations set for him and his friends, it comforted him. Double the men and undoubtedly more guns, and Spades Slick still thought they'd be able to wipe them out of the warehouse.

He spared another glance to his right, where Slick was staring out the window. If Sleuth didn't know better, he'd think that the guy's scowl had softened up just a little bit, that maybe his face had softened up into something more neutral, less... Filled with hate. He's a handsome man when he's not growling in a guy's face, even his neutrality is rough around the edges. Sleuth wondered for a second, maybe because he caught the corners of his own lips pulling up in something other than contempt, what Spades Slick looked like with a regular smile on his face. "Tall order, but I think we can take 'em."

"I can. Dunno about you."

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7,582 elder-citizens across Punjab receive COVID-19 vaccine jabs 7582 elder citizens, across the province of Punjab have been recorded to receive COVID-19 vaccine jabs on Friday.  According to the Primary and Secondary Healthcare Department official (PSHD) 7,582 people aged above 60 years have been vaccinated against the coronavirus in the province. A total of 207,464 elderly citizens got themselves registered for vaccination, he added. Since the second drive of vaccination for Coronavirus, a total number of 1,298 people got the first shot at Lahore Expo Centre.

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Moreover, a cabinet committee meeting in the presidency of Chief Minister (CM) Usman Buzdar has been called to review the measures  taken by National Command and Operation Centre (NCOC) during the wake of the pandemic.  As per details, government is taking steps to ensure closing all shopping malls, markets and marriage halls within allocated time slots following the prescribed Standard Operating Procedures (SOPs). https://timespakistan.com/7582-elder-citizens-across-punjab-receive-covid-19-vaccine-jabs/12947/

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PSHD allowed gyms, health clubs, salons, barbershops to resume operations with SOPs

PSHD allowed gyms, health clubs, salons, barbershops to resume operations with SOPs

LAHORE: The Primary and Secondary Healthcare Department (PSHD) has granted conditional permission to reopen gymnasiums, health clubs, salons and barbershops under a set of standard operating procedures (SOPs) and guidelines during the lockdown.

In this regard, PSHD Secretary Captain (R) Muhammad Usman has issued notifications to all concerned authorities. He said that the health department on…

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No confirmed case of coronavirus reported in Punjab: CM Punjab - SUCH TV

No confirmed case of coronavirus reported in Punjab: CM Punjab – SUCH TV

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Punjab Chief Minister Usman Buzdar on Sunday said that no confirmed coronavirus case was reported in Punjab so far.

CM Buzdar in a statement said the provincial government has been taken all necessary measures to counter the spread of coronavirus in the province, adding that the Primary and Secondary Healthcare Department (PSHD) is working 24 hours.

“By the grace of Almighty Allah no…

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Pershing Square Holdings, Ltd. anuncia transacciones en acciones propias y un resumen semanal de transacciones en acciones propias

Pershing Square Holdings, Ltd. anuncia transacciones en acciones propias y un resumen semanal de transacciones en acciones propias

LONDRES – (BUSINESS WIRE) – Noticias reglamentarias:

Pershing Square Holdings, Ltd. (LN: PSH) (LN: PSHD) (NA: PSH) (“PSH”) anunció hoy que ha adquirido, a través del agente de PSH, Jefferies International Limited (“Jefferies”), el siguiente número de Acciones públicas de PSH sin valor nominal (Código ISIN: GG00BPFJTF46) (las “Acciones”):

Lugar de negociación:

Bolsa de Londres

Corazón:

PSH

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SECRETARY PSHD ALI BAHADUR QAZI MEETS WITH DELEGATION OF YOUNG DOCTORS ASSOCIATION

With the compliments of the Directorate General Public Relations,

Government of the Punjab, Lahore. Ph: 99201390

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SECREATRY PSHD ALI BAHADUR QAZI MEETS WITH DELEGATION OF YOUNG DOCTORS ASSOCIATION

LAHORE, August 27:

                  Secretary Primary and Secondary Healthcare Ali Bahadur Qazi has said that Doctors in Punjab are working with full dedication, responsibility, integrity and passion of service to humanity. He said without the efforts of doctors and staff it is impossible to provide best health facilities across the province. He appreciated performance of young doctors and assured them that Department would solve their problems on priority basis.

                  He expressed these views during a meeting with delegation of young doctor association led by Dr. Hamid butt here, today. Additional Secretary Technical Dr. Shahnaz Naseem, Director General Health Services Dr. Munir Ahmed, Director Health Services Dr. Haroon Jahangir, Project Manager Dr. Zahida Sarwar, Deputy Secretary Health Amna Latif, Dr. Fozia, Dr. Yadullah and Chief Executive Officer District Health Authority Multan attended the meeting. At this occasion, Members of the delegation informed the Secretary health about problems faced by the doctors in all the districts especially in South Punjab. They also highlighted issues being faced by Doctors, medical and paramedical staff while performing field duties. In the meeting matters related to the promotion of doctors, revision of Pay package of doctors and district consultants, Ad-hock policy, Central Induction System and Public Service Commission were also discussed. Young Doctors also demanded to implement Salaries and pay package of KPK Model in Punjab. Secretary Health assured them to consider it sympathetically. At This occasion, Ali Bahadir Qazi assured them that Department will resolve their issues according to law on priority basis. Secretary Directed to constitute a committee headed by Additional Secretary technical dr. Shahnaz Naseem to resolve these issues. Committee with coordination of specialized healthcare department will prepare its recommendations. The first meeting in this regard would be called soon.

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HELO IS I, LAME CRUSH ANON (pshds wat a name ) I SAW ALL THE ANONS CRUSH STORIES AND IM DYING AAA (also she was askin wat to name out future cats today? i didnt kno about our sudden cat filled future but I'm not complaining?? Also she isn't a huge kpop stan but she sometimes draws bts members or cute messages on post it's and sticks them in my locker and I Die when I open it ) also ilu y r u so talent can't u share some w me

I KNOW I LOVE HOW EVERYONE IS JUST SHARING THEIR STORIES AND GETTING ALL THOSE EMOTIONS OFF THEIR CHEST ;~; omg that is so cute you two can start a family of cats together and i’ll watch from afar because cats scare me ja;woeija and awwww thank you so much you’re too sweet :”) i’m sure you’re v talented too~