#provocatuer

[badassbritches]

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[aymanfadel]

Obama has the same function as an agent provocatuer, but he does it by co-opting radical demands. Agent somnatuer?

Charles Ferguson. Barack Obama: The oligarchs’ president. Salon.com, October 27, 2010 There are a lot of shitlib Democratic Party politicians and pundits in the United States. None, however, has the unique talents of #44Regime figurehead Barack Obama. For example, listen to #46Regime 2nd-in-command Kamala Harris and realize the unique oratory skills Obama posesses. We have many examples of…

[allforthetype]

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[daniellexcross]

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[suzylwade]

Elmgreen & Dragset Michael Elmgreen (born in 1961 in Copenhagen, Denmark) & Ingar Dragset (born in 1969 in Trondheim, Norway) have worked as a duo since 1995. They live and work in Berlin, Germany. From gay urinals to a ‘Prada’ store in the Texas desert, the Scandinavian duo are as playful as they are provocative. Provoking responses, rather than “making art”, has been Elmgreen & Dragset’s mission ever since they formed an artistic partnership. Over two decades they’ve repeatedly challenged the hushed and respectful way the public are expected to interact with art. They’ve transformed galleries into nightclubs, drawing rooms and eerie hospital waiting areas. They’ve placed diving boards out of windows and gatecrashed a favoured viewing spot of the ‘Statue of Liberty’ by installing a massive and unusable telescope. For artists so keen on public interaction, the pair largely disregard social media. They rarely post on Instagram, and don’t consider it while making new works, except that they now use more durable materials – the curse of public art in the selfie era is that people have a habit of stepping on the work while they’re posing. We love you Elmgreen and Dragset. #neonurchin #neonurchinblog #dedicatedtothethingswelove #suzyurchin #ollyurchin #art #music #photography #fashion #film #words #pictures #neon #urchin #michaelelmgreen #ingarddragset #elmgreenanddragset #artists #provocatuer #fun #prada #denmark #norway #subversive #poetry #theatre https://www.instagram.com/p/Bua6wqwAdOP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nwrrig0074h9

[everythingagentprovocateur]

Peachy Corset Dress Agent Provocatuer 2021

[emgkheadcannons]

Headcannons about Em and Kelly shopping together?

Yes!!! So this turned out really long, and stuff. Sorry

So to begin, clothes wise, Em doesn’t spend a lot of money on clothes. He will buy good jeans, shirts, hoodies, and the general basics, but he doesn’t go crazy. He does spend more money on watches and shoes. He has a certain style and sticks to it.

Kelly on the other hand will spend more on a t-shirt. He loves boutique stores as much as he loves boutique coffee. His style is rock star, everything is free game. He only gets pieces he really likes, but will try on everything just in case. Also accessories are a must. Kelly knows what he likes, but is also open to new styles. Also he sometimes has issues finding clothes in his size, so he has had to custom order.

Em doesn’t mind going shopping with Kells, he just knows he has to be prepared to walk a lot, and not have anything else planned for the afternoon. It’s kinda fun in a weird way, more fun than it ever was with Kim. The fashion shows afterward are always worth it. Kelly will drag Em into any store that catches his eye. Sometimes it’s a cool jacket hanging in the window, or a weird looking display. Kelly keeps in mind that Em isn’t big on people, crowds, or clothes shopping so he tries to keep it to only a couple of hours, not the full day he would do with Dom or Pete. Em doesn’t mind the shopping and he enjoys the shoe and watch stores. He sometimes treats Kelly by taking him out special jewelry, shoes, and the such, but most of the time he just pays for some of the clothes Kelly wants. (He had a hand in ruining some ;) so it’s only right he helps pay for new ones.)

Em enjoys spoiling Kelly but he has to pull back some. He doesn’t want Kelly to think he’s paying for him, like a sugar daddy. The kid has pride in what he’s done, which he should, so Em has to stop himself from buying the kid anything he looks at.

To continue shoes. Both love shoes and will drop some money. Each has a massive shoe closet, full ofNike, Rebook, limited additions, and whatnot. EM and Kelly also wear a lot of converse. When in New York they hit up Complex and leave with stacks of shoes.

“Hey, what do you think of the Red October’s?”-K

“They are pretty damn red’-E

“You should get the Adidas Yeezy Foam Runners”-K

“Fuck no”-E

“I’ll make you a deal, if you wear the ugly cloud shoes, I’ll wear my Louboutins for you.”-K

“Which ones?’-E

“The ones that go well with what I got from Agent Provocateur”-K

Em gets the foam runners.

Em takes Kelly watch shopping. He wants to get his boy a nice piece. Something nice and weighty, to remind the kid of him.

Online shopping is mostly one of them holding up a screen, pointing at something and saying “what do you think about that?”

Kelly does do a lot of custom orders online due to his height. His long legs are a blessing and a curse.

Em takes Kelly with him to look at comic books. This is fun for both of them. Em has been friends with the store owner for years, and considers him a friend. Kells also enjoys comics but the psychological kind, but he does enjoy some superheroes. Em has added Kelly’s favorite series to his own weekly pull list, and picks them up together. They usually browse the new releases and will chat a bit before leaving.

The first Time Em took Kelly clothes shopping he was overwhelmed. It had started out as lunch together, in London. Neither one had much going on that day, no concerts or meetings. Kelly mentioned he was going to hit some of the shops afterwards, and Em could join if he wanted. The number of stores they went into, the amount of clothes Kelly tried on, and the mountain of bags, reminded Em of a teen movie where the girls go on a spree. (It’s not really that much.) He is pretty sure some of the items Kelly bought are for women but he’s not entirely sure.

“What is this place?”-E

“It’s a shoe boutique. They sell Louboutin here”-K

“Is that supposed to mean something to me”-E

“They’re the red soles shoes”-K

“Never mind”-K

They leave that store with three pairs of Louboutin shoes and Em still has no idea what they are.

Kelly makes a few more stops, picking up a bomber jacket with ferns embroidered, a few pairs of skinny jeans, an awesome white short sleeved button up shirt with corgis on, and his final stop is Agent Provocatuer. Em had wandered over to a cafe to get them coffee when Kelly went in. Kelly had placed a special order a few weeks ago and it wasready for him to pick it up. Em was waiting for him when he came out with another bag.

“So what did you get, Something fun?”-E

“That’s for me to know and you to find out”-K

“Oh really”-E

“Yes, now lets go I’m hungry from all this shopping.”-K

After dinner Kelly began showing off his new clothes. The bomber jacket with embroidered ferns, with a pair of ripped, white skinny jeans. The corgi shirt with a pair of white shorts. Some acid wash jeans, with a slew of vintage t-shirts, and a feux fur cropped coat. Kelly tried on almost everything and showed of for Em

“So what do you think?”-K

“Cute but you look like a chick”-E

“Fuck you asshole”-K

“What’s in those last two bags?”-E

“Oh you mean these two”-K

Kelly lifts the two remaining bags. One from Louboutin,the other from Agent Provocateur. Kelly opens the bag full of shoes and hands Em a box.

“This pair is for you”-K

Em opens the box to a pair of black, suede, high tops, with black spikes one the toe box, and bright red soles.

“Damn these are nice, thank you sweetheart”-Em

Kelly’s blush is almost as red as the bottom of the shoes.

“I thought you would like them, so yeah”-K

Em gives him a peck on the check and moves to try them on. They fit beautifully.

“What else did you get?”-E

Kelly pulls out a box with shoes similar to Em’s but in red.

“Nice. What about the last box?”-E

“Oh they go with my last outfit. Let me go change and I’ll show you.”-K

Kelly quickly grabs his last shoes box and bag, heading to the bedroom. Em had almost forgotten about that bag.

Em is sitting on the couch in the sitting room wonder what the hell Kelly could have got at that shoe store to match Agent Provocatuer, when Kelly comes back in.

Kelly walks in with a short, black, silk robe edged in fine black lace. His long pale legs look even longer in the shear black stockings, ending in a pair of shiny, black pumps with bright red soles. The heel had to be close to 4 inches tall, allowing Kelly to tower even more over his boyfriend. As he strode over to where Em was sitting, and sits down, throwing his long legs over the man.

“So what do you think”-K

Em grabs his ankle and follows the stockings up to the hem of the robe. He could see some lace poking out from where the robe slipped a little, and knew there was more surprises in store for him.

“I think I should go shopping with you more often”-E

[softly-speaking-valkyrie]

Why is it always Alpha Provocatuer that attracts this??

WHY?!

Why this fic? It’s the only fucking story I have released that’s gets this level of vitriol and disgust.

WHY IS IT THIS FIC???

Because I DARE to put Moira, Angela and Fareeha together?? Because I DARE to write a polyamorous relationship that’s supportive?? Or because I DARE to write erotica that’s emotional and for WOMEN READERS and not neckbeard pathetic dudebros??

Mr Ryan Duff... go fuck yourself. Because no one else is gonna...

[chemical-x-1980-blog]

WELCOME TO MY CHANNEL. I AM CHEMICAL X, A SATIRICAL SAVANT PROVOCATUER WHO IS ARTIST, ACTIVIST, AND ADDICT. I LIVE ONLY FOR THE CHEMICAL.

ITS ONLY BEEN LIKE THE UMPTEENTH TIME THAT I'VE FUCKING CREATED CHANNEL AFTER CHANNEL, CHANGING MY NAME EACH TIME BUT KEEPING THE CONTENT. SUE ME. I HAVE NO DEPTH.

IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO WHO I AM, HERE'S THE SCOOP:

YOU WILL SEE GAY BAREBACK SEX. IT MAY BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTICS OR A STAGED ACT TO DEFY THE AUTHORITY THAT TELLS US WHAT IS RIGHT FROM WRONG. IT TELLS US TO BE IGNORANT AND SCARED OF SUCHS ACTS BECAUSE THEY DESTROY US IN THE END. THAT'S ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT I SUPPOSE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER WAY;

I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I CAN. BUT YOU WONT KNOW FOR SURE ANYHOW SO WHY BOTHER BEING SHOCKED? BE ENTERTAINED INSTEAD.

I HAVE MY MORALS, MY ETHICS, MY IDEAS OF GOOD AND EVIL, AND I DON'T LIVE TO PREPARE FOR THE FUTURE. I TRY NOT TO FRET WITH MEMORIES OF THE PAST. BOTH ARE CONCEPTS THAT NEVER EXISTED. THE PAST IS HEAR SAY OF A MOMENT THAT DIED LONG AGO AND THE FUTURE, WELL HAS YET TO FORM, AND IT DOESN'T NEED OUR PERMISSION TO HOW IT SHOULD BE.

I LIVE IN THE MOMENT, I DON'T HAVE GOALS OR DREAMS, THEY DISTRACT ME FROM THE HERE AND NOW. ID RATHER BE HERE NOW THAN PREPARE FOR SOMETHING ETHEREAL LIKE DREAMS OR PROJECTED GOALS.

I DON'T EDIT OR FILTER WHAT GOES ON BECAUSE WELL LIFE ISN'T PERFECT, NOR IS IT MEANT TO BE. PERFECTION IS ABSURD. THE UNIVERSE ISN'T PERFECT BUT IF PERFECTION HAD AN EXAMPLE TO PROVE THE WORD ITSELF TANGEBLE THEN NATURE WOULD BE IT.

BUT US? WE ARENT MEANT TO BE PERFECT OR EVEN CLOSE TO IT. THE STARS ARE FAR MORE PERFECT THAN US. WE ARE MEANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE AND DESTROY OURSELVES. WE ARE MEANT TO GET BORED OF ONE ANOTHER AND THEN BREAK EACH OTHERS HEARTS AND LEAVE MESSES EVERYWHERE.

THIS THING CALLED LIFE ISN'T SOME MYSTICAL DIVINE CONCEPT TO PROVE WHO IS GOOD OR BETTER OR BAD OR EVIL, FUCK NO!

IT'S ART. WHEN WE ARE BORN, IT BEGINS AS A BLANK CANVAS ONLY MEANT TO BE A FINE MASTERPIECE IN THE END. FOR SOME ITS A BEAUTIFUL DEPICTION, A REPRESENTATION OF SOMETHING REAL, OR ITS ABSTRACT WITH SPLASHES OF PAINT EVERYWHERE.

THE PAST AND THE FUTURE MEAN NOTHING TO ME. BUT RIGHT NOW THOS VERY MOMENT THAT I WRITE THIS AND THE VERY MOMENT YOU READ IT MEANS IT ALL. THIS MOMENT, NOW, I WOULD RATHER FUCKING LIVE IT BEFORE I DIE THAN PLAN AHEAD TO THE MAYBE OF FOREVER THAT WILL MOST CERTAINLY NEVER COME.

IT DISTRACTS US FROM DEATH, BUT REMINDS US IN BETWEEN THAT NO ONE IS GETTING OUT ALIVE. KNOW IT AND KNOW IT WELL.

NOTHING MATTERS. IT IS A SIMPLE AND YET A COMPLEX PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE BUT IT IS EVERYTHING.

WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT NOTHING MATTERS THEN ALL OF EXISTENCE IS YOURS FOR THE REAPING. TAKE IT.

YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SHOT AND YOUR MASTERPIECE WILL NEVER TURN OUT LIKE YOU PLAN BUT A MASTERPIECE NONE THE LESS. WHAT'S IT GONNA LOOK LIKE?

WELL THIS IS WHAT MINE LOOKS LIKE. I ADMIT OR DENY NOTHING, I AM NOT PROUD OR ASHAMED, BUT I CELEBRATE IT WITH LIKE MINDED CREATORS LIKE MYSELF.

SOME MAY SAY IM A SAINT, WHILE OTHERS MAY SAY I AM NOT, AND MANY MAY SAY THAT I AM SATAN, EXPOSING MY SICK DELIGHTS.

AND I DO NOT MIND OR CARE EITHER WAY, MY VIDEOS AND MY WRITINGS BEAR MY SOUL IN WHO I AM, WHO I MIGHT BE, AND WHO I WISH TO BECOME.

IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY BECAUSE THE WORLD GOES ON, WHY SHOULD I CARE IF I AM CONDEMNED?

WHY SHOULD YOU CARE IF YOU ARE TOO?

ENJOY MY POSTS. THEY AREN'T AS BAD AS YOU THINK, THEY ARE TRULY WORSE THAN THAT.

[photos-love-stories]

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[freenervousstarfishartisan]

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[daniellexcross]

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[suzylwade]

Elmgreen & Dragset “Yes, and our relationship [with the gallery] never really recovered after that,” - Ingar Dragset, Artist, Elmgreen & Dragset. Elmgreen and Dragset’s work is subversive yet playful. In 2001, when they were asked to show at the ‘Tanya Bonakdar' gallery in New York’s Chelsea. They decided to comment on the area’s creeping gentrification. Aware that the downtown ‘Guggenheim’ had just been redeveloped into a ‘Prada’ store they covered the gallery with a facade that read: “Opening soon – Prada!” It worked but not in the way art is “supposed” to work. Clients called to say how sorry they were that they were going out of business. Others inquired as to who would be designing the new store. And pretty much nobody bothered entering the gallery itself. Vive le Elmgreen and Dragset. #neonurchin #neonurchinblog #dedicatedtothethingswelove #suzyurchin #ollyurchin #art #music #photography #fashion #film #words #pictures #neon #urchin #michaelelmgreen #ingarddragset #elmgreenanddragset #artists #provocatuer #fun #prada #denmark #norway #subversive #poetry #theatre https://www.instagram.com/p/Bua6rjrgMa1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1edgij8bs6mo1

[everythingagentprovocateur]

Yolanna Waspie Agent Provocatuer

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Agent Provocatuer