#prolly should've clarified that

[weeping-vintage-toes]

Fair enough, but I was talking more about the heart on his tits

My brother made me watch Hazbin Hotel and Angel Dust had great tits

[knockouts-medibay]

Never read LL. But is there actually an Opportunity rover in the comic or do you mean the irl one. I tried to search it up but the only thing it gave me is the rover on Mars or somethn

Also pls don’t take this as a yes to art, I don’t want to disappoint

Oh I was talking abt the irl one lmao. Stumbled on an old article about it and thought it'd fit with Rung and all. There isn't a rover called Opportunity in LL or MTMTE (though even then do read the comics they're amazing :])

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for abandoning my party in the middle of a notoriously tough dungeon?

i (26m) was playing ffxiv and had just unlocked a new dungeon. all my friends were asleep and i was too excited to wait, so i decided to go against my social anxiety and run it with randos.

the scant handful times i'd run dungeons with randos before went great - earlier that day after another dungeon i'd even gotten player commendations from two of the players in a party i was healing for - so i was more or less confident this time would be fine as well.

boy oh boy was i wrong...

i got matched with three players we will simply call tank, healer, and dps (age and gender unknown for all three). i went in as a bard (all my other jobs were too underlevelled), filling the remaining dps role.

things went awry almost as soon as we set foot in that dungeon. i died in the first room to some enemies that aggro'd on me and ganged up on me. the rest of the party left the room pretty much immediately after all enemies were dead.

i politely asked to be resurrected, to which healer reluctantly complied. they told me to "just rez next time", which would've sent me to the beginning of the dungeon. in hindsight that would've prolly been fine since it was only the first room.

after i caught up to the others i once again got swarmed with monsters. this is gonna be a pattern if you couldn't tell. after i'd died to this pattern a couple times tank yelled at me for "constantly pulling everything ffs".

for those who don't know, tanks (at least in this game) have a special ability that basically acts as an aggro magnet. i have a strong suspicion tank wasn't using said ability considering how often i got swarmed, but we'll never know for sure.

now the mid boss was where it truly went to shit. no matter how much of a distance i kept from that damn thing, no matter how well i evaded its aoe attacks, i just kept dying over and over again. one time the rest of the party even got sent back somehow. i'm not sure how.

and why did i keep dying you may ask? because healer never healed me. not once after they resurrected me at the beginning did i notice my hp go up aside from when i used hi-potions or my one (1) healing spell, both of which have a very long cooldown. i think they were glued to tank the entire time, completely neglecting me and dps.

and yet, i was the one taking the blame for everything. for pulling the enemies tank should've pulled. for constantly dying, which i couldn't help because healer never once touched me after that first resurrection.

it was really starting to affect me so after i let my dead body be sent back to the beginning of the dungeon i finally put my foot down and left the dungeon. this disbanded the party, not only kicking everyone from the dungeon, but likely also penalizing all 4 of us because of my actions.

i will clarify that this wasn't just any old dungeon; it was aurum vale. it's a dungeon you need to be at least level 47 for. while i don't know much about it myself, judging by the way my friends talk about it the semi-universal verdict is that it sucks major balls. it' would's not be a fun dungeon to have to redo, that's for sure.

i was on the verge of tears for well over 30 minutes afterwards, both from the emotional afterquakes of fear and anger but also from the guilt of abandoning these people like that.

so, am i the asshole? am i too sensitive? should i just have sucked it up and kept going?

tldr; i felt like my party of randos were blaming me for being the weakest link while doing their own jobs poorly, and decided to prioritize my own feelings by leaving the dungeon, dissolving the party and forcing the others to start all over again

Oh no. Oh honey. I am so sorry Aurum Vale is just like that. I'm gonna put the poll here and some extra INFO/advice under a readmore because it's a bit long, but please read on before voting.

First: don't let leaving bother you too much, it didn't kick everyone from the dungeon, that's not how it works. If one person leaves, the queue just refills the party with a new person and the dungeon continues like normal, or everyone else now has the option to leave without penalty.

Aurum Vale's first room is a motherfucker--basically it's an older design with lots of wandering monsters, so on the first room especially you need to hug the left hand wall as tight as you can to aggro as little as possible. Let the tank go first and grab aggro on mobs. Don't pull for the tank, especially at this level range. Let them do their job. I can't say for sure whether they had their aggro-generating stance on, could go either way, but I can see why they got annoyed at someone pulling stuff they weren't ready for yet. While wall-to-wall pulling is pretty standard in this game, that's the tank's call to make, not the dps's--and some of these older dungeons with funky level syncing or enemy pacing make wall-to-walling more difficult and not for everyone.

(BTW, as an aside, tank stance works as a personal buff, not a magnet--they do still need to hit things to grab their aggro, sometimes more than once if someone else has already established on them. If they already have a pack they're working on and you grab something way on the other side of the room, you'll have to bring it over to them so they can take it off you!)

If you do die to mobs between bosses, sometimes the best thing to do is just release and respawn! If you get a rez, you'll have a debuff that makes you weaker for a while. Definitely if it's the very first room, releasing is the move most of the time.

As for dying to bosses: was it definitely the mid boss, the cyclops? Because the other two (the plant and the morbol) both have mechanics that make you take slow damage over time unless you eat a fruit to get rid of it. You want to eat a fruit every 2-3 stacks of the debuff that you get because that's where the damage starts to get more severe; before then, the healer can probably handle you.

Basically, it seems like this party mistook inexperience for malice and was rude to you in response. Not healing you, for example, is absolutely inexcusable. You did some things suboptimally that made the dungeon harder for the group, but honestly we were all there once, don't let it get to you too much. Try it again with your friends bearing the stuff I mentioned in mind, and it'll go much better! But as an aside it SUCKS to heal, if you have a more experienced friend you should let them handle it haha

[fenneladeline]

OOC: do you mean like message the account or send an ask or

//either works, sorry prolly should've clarified ^^;;

[radiantrookie]

Character families: The Conductor is new character created for TMOSTH, so it was prolly allowed

Off Limits Characters: Should've clarified that Off Limits means that only Sonic Team can write them

Character Living Status: Starline isn't a game character

SEGA Mandates explained (Remake)

World Specific

Storytelling: The heroes must always win at the end

Mobius: The term Mobius and it's other terms, Mobians and Mobini are banned because they originate from 90s US Canon and Sonic Team wants to make it clear that Sonic games take place on Earth

Exception: Sonic Spinball being canonized via Origins, Ian Flynn and the Sonic Channel canonizes Planet Mobius and Mount Mobius, (unless they decide to change these)

Character Living Statuses:

Game characters cannot be killed off

Dead characters cannot come back to life

Character Families: Game characters cannot have family members unless they were established in the game canon

Exception: The Shadow Manga gave Shadow a brother, Gyoro/Bug-Eye

Male Characters: Male characters that aren't humans, can't wear pants

Exception: Tails Nine wears pants

Romance: Characters can have crushes but they can't date or get married

Money: Only Team Chaotix can talk about money, Sonic Team also considers treasure different from money

Rings: Ian Flynn has stated he has no idea if the Rings are canon or not, the Rings are most likely canon due to their multiple story appearances but they can't be used for story purposes

Humans: Due to complaints from critics and 90s US fans, humans besides Eggman weren't allowed to appear until Shadow Generations, which is why the Two Worlds retcon existed, stating there's a human planet and an animal person planet, however Tailstube has killed that Retcon and the current canon is that humans live on continents and animal people live on islands

Special Stages: In early canon, the Special Stages were wither distortions or subspace, they are no longer canon, thus Fang is no longer from them

Super Forms: Ian Flynn claimed that only Male Hedgehogs could go Super, however Morio Kishimoto would state that mandate never existed and had this to say:

"Whether one can become super or not, I think it depends on the necessity of the gameplay"

Super Forms of Tails, Knuckles, Mighty and Ray exist in Sonic Mania

Super Amy exists in Sonic Origins, (though non canon)

Super Knuckles is mentioned in Sonic Frontiers

Vector and Eggman have false Super Forms in Otherworld Comedy, Vectorman and Super Eggman/Light-Man

Hyper Sonic and the Super Emeralds:

According to Christian Whitehead, Hyper Sonic and the Super Emeralds are canon, but Sonic Team doesn't want them to come back

"I think you can say it happened. Visually the appearance of the Chaos Emeralds changed to a diamond shape in S3K and have remained so in subsequent games. But lore wise ST don't want to deal with multi-tier power level stuff so everything is just 'Super' now."

Sonic Frontiers doesn't break this rule because Sonic's form, Super Sonic 2 was a file name, the official name is Starfall Super Sonic

The Super Emeralds are also stated to currently be in another dimension

Sonic Chronicles: Sonic Team is allowed to acknowledge the game, they just can't make it canon because they don't wanna deal with Ken Penders, which is why it's still mentioned in the Encyclospeedia

Multiverse:

Sonic is not allowed to have alternate counterparts of himself, interestingly, the mandate has nothing to do with Scourge or Ken Penders

The Sol Dimension is no longer parallel to Sonic's Dimension, Blaze and Marine are also not alternate versions of Sonic and Tails

According to Nibroc Rock, universes where dead characters are alive are not allowed to exist, which is why Infinite couldn't be playable in Sonic Speed Simulator

"I asked Takashi Iizuka and he told me that we can not use infinite in this game because he already died in Sonic forces"

"you would also think that means we can just say "oh here's a universe where this character is still alive" but that's not allowed either"

Sonic Canon itself:

Confirmed Canon Status:

Majority of games

IDW Comics

Sonic Prime

Sonic Dream Team

Sonic Channel

TailsTube

Tie-in Meida

Weird Canon Status:

TMOSTH: Evan Stanley on Tumblr has stated the game is in headcanon status, the game if officially non canon but there's nothing contradicting it from being canon

"Also, The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog is not considered canon so it doesn't have a concrete place on the timeline. My personal headcanon is that a very similar event has happened sometime during the comic's run, thus why Tails can make his reference and why we keep seeing Barry/the Conductor/his wife cameos."

Sonic Speed Simulator: According to Nibroc Rock, the game is in temporary non canon status, the game is non canon until Takashi Iizuka can find a way to make it canon

"the workaround is just that our game is a hub for cross-universe, everything has to use ring portals to transfer in and out from other universes" "a bit flimsy"

"I mean, the story is always approved by SEGA and they have us re-wrirte things if there's a conflict with canon... so"

Sonic Speed Battle: In the same boat as Speed Simulator

the Sonic Forces mobile game gets away with it because they are all "phantom illusions"

Non Canon Status:

Crossover Media

Sonic Pocket Adventure

Sonic Chronicles

Most Mobile games

Sonic Lost World's Zelda and Yoshi's Island levels

Sonic Rumble

Most Arcade Games

Sonic Twitter Takeovers

Sonic and Friends

90s Cartoons

Sonic OVA

Comics that aren't IDW

Sonic X

Sonic Boom

Manga

Movies

Notes:

Eggman Nega's portal technology is the same one he uses in Winter Games DS

The Sonic Channel still brings up Cream being an assistant for the Olympics

LEGO versions of Sonic, Tails, Amy and Eggman along with Red and Chuck from the Angry Birds Movies appear in Speed Battle

Character Specific:

Classic Sonic: Classic Era characters aren't allowed to appear in Modern Era and vice versa, during the 2010s we had the Two Dimensions retcon that separated them, however TailsTube has since removed them, however this mandate might be removed soon due to the failure of Sonic Superstars along with:

Classic Froggy appearing in Channel Artwork

Classic characters being mentioned in TailsTube along with a Modern Trip being teased

Knuckles Chaotix being recanonized

Modern versions of Mighty, Ray and Metal Knuckles appearing in the Minecraft DLC

Sonic:

Sonic cannot cry or get too emotional, however Sonic Prime breaks this rule

Sonic originally had a house in South Island, later another one in Emerald Town, however it's been retconned that he's homeless

Metal Sonic:

Only one Metal Sonic is allowed to exist, (3.0 is a separate character)

Metal can only speak in this Neo Metal forms (He stills speaks in his base form in Sonic x Shadow Gens however this is only because they didn't bother changing the NPC dialogue)

Knuckles:

Knuckles is the last Echidna

Originally Knuckles had friends on Angel Island, we even see houses in Sonic Adventure's Ice Cap, however this was retconned as Knuckles is the only resident of Angel Island now besides Chao and Critters

Knuckles is not allowed to leave Angel Island without a reason now

Shadow: He has the most guidelines out of any character, this is because Takashi Iizuka co-created him, he also wrote Shadow 05, however some of these have been eased up a bit

Shadow's past isn't allowed to be mentioned

Shadow is an Anti-Hero and cannot be a Hero

"Vegeta really starts out as an enemy and then later becomes a friend and an ally and kind of, like, fights for justice and trying to save the world and whatnot. Shadow is not like that. I never want him to be like that. Shadow is doing his own thing, he's not friends with Sonic, and he's gonna go off and, you know, do whatever he feels is correct or right, or what he needs to do. And it's not like, 'Well, okay, we used to be enemies, but we're friends now. Let's save the world.' He's not that kind of character, and [I don't] want him to be that kind of character."

Shadow's job isn't a GUN Agent anymore, his only job should be protecting the planet

Shadow is allowed to work with Sonic, Team Dark, GUN and even Eggman but he isn't allowed to fully join them

Team Dark can be close but they can't be friends

If the relationship between Shadow and Rouge could be summed up in a few words… it would be “good business partners.” They have a reasonably long relationship, as they sometimes undertake missions at the same scene. However, they do not interfere with each other much and do not go beyond a certain level. At first glance, the relationship seems businesslike, but there appears to be a strong mutual trust that goes beyond mere colleagues, as they casually help each other out when they are in a pinch!

Silver: Silver's future is off limits, only Sonic Team can explore that if they choose to, however we do see it in IDW 31

Fang:

Name: His US name was Nack the Weasel, his JP name was Fang the Sniper, his current name is Fang the Hunter

Species: He was a Weasel in US and a Wolf Jerboa hybrid in JP, his current species is just Jerboa

Non Sonic Team Characters: Honey the Cat and the ghosts from Night of the Werehog have a hard time appearing in the series due to them not being owned by Sonic Team, however it's not impossible for them to appear

Gizoids: Emerl and by extension, Gemerl, are the only Gizoids allowed to exist

Exception: While non canon, the Minecraft Sonic Texture Pack turns the Zombie, Drowned and Husk Mobs into custom made Gizoids (Green for Zombie, Gold for Husk and Brown and torn ones for Drowned)

Infinite: The Encyclospeedia stated he got consumed by the Phantom Ruby, Takashi Iizuka would later state Infinite is dead and cannot come back, he returns in Otherworld Comedy and dies again

The elimination of otherworldification occurs in Infinite, and his body disappears with the light. The core in his hand slips through and falls into the glimmering lava… with a sizzling sound, it is lost to the world forever. Infinite was wide-eyed and stunned, but… “H-Heheh, haha…” He smiled wryly, lightly shaking his head, as if to say that it was for the best, and then vanished with the light. The world has been saved once again by a strange fate that no one had any way of knowing. The wind was merely blowing in the sky.

Off Limit Characters:

Tiara Boobowski and Gazebo Boobowski (Though Gazebo appears in the 30th Anniversary Comic)

Eggman Nega

Black Doom

Solaris (Iblis and Mephiles)

Chronicles Characters

Infinite and the Jackal Squad

Alternate Media:

SEGA and Sonic Team like to keep US Media and Adaptions separate from Main Canon, thus characters and content from these are usually forbidden apart from some exceptions, mostly JP Media:

Shogakukan:

Charmy Bee

Miss Wing, Monica the Mouse and Anton Veruca were canonized in the 30th Anniversary Comic

Aosth Content:

Sonic liking Chili Dogs

Various Quotes

Mean Bean Machine in Sonic Mania

The concept of Eggman having two robot henchmen

The concept of Eggman having a super form

Scratch and Grounder cameo in an IDW Cover

Sonic Says segments

Sonic Satam:

Sonic being referred to as the Fastest Thing Alive

The "Let's do it, to it" line

The canonization of Spinball, though Ian Flynn states they're just cameos

Sonic OVA:

Tails being afraid of lightning

Knuckles's hat

Knuckles being a treasure hunter

Metal Sonic's personality

Archie Sonic:

The Eggnet

The term, Super Badnik

The Gun Commander being named Abraham Tower

Fang, Bean and Bark being part of a trio

Bark being mute

Ray having blue shoes

Shadow using Chaos Spear like an actual spear

E-106 Eta and E-107 Theta

Mimic the Octopus (Was intended for Archie)

The Metal Virus (Was intended for Archie)

Various homages in IDW, Restoration, Eggperial City, etc

Sonic X:

Gotta Go Fast

Shadow's Inhibitor Rings

Vector's crush on Vanilla

Cosmo's plant form appearing in artwork and TailsTube

The Eggman Chao

Cream's favorite show being the NEXT show

The Chaotix Office Building and the Croc Canteen

Dark Sonic mention

Sonic Boom:

Sticks the Badger exists in canon due to being co created by Sonic Team (Aoi Yuki, Stick's JP actress even still works for Sonic Team), however she only appears in Sonic Channel Artwork and a mention in the English Script of Frontiers

Eggman's Evil Cookies appear in the Sonic Cookbook

Sonic Movies: The Movies get the most synergy due being the main media being used to get new people into Sonic

Sonic having electricity powers now

Movie Characters in Speed Battle

Tom and Longclaw as skins in the Minecraft DLC

Movie Stage in Shadow Generations

[artgurusauce]

Hahahaaaa we back at it again with another god damn AU Spreadsheet. Dw I’m not gonna throw dialogue on it this time I don’t need it lol. This took me like two days my hands and arms all hurt like really bad guys like seriously ;w; 

Btw yes I didn’t bother putting patterns on Hau’s shorts sue me

So then, been talking with my friend and dearly appreciated noodle @the-kawaiifan​ about headcanons and AUs and all that and I realized that somehow despite being a huge fan of the Gladion/Lycanroc PokeBurst I never thought of a Haudion AU as classic as this. It’s a tad��inspired by Okami Kodomo no Ame to Yuki (AKA Wolf Children) since it’s one of my favorite anime movies. But it’s mostly one of those Beauty & The Beast motifs.

Context: Gladion and his sister Lillie are born with Pokethropy, specifically Lycanthropy inherited from their father who unfortunately passed away just a couple months after Lillie was born. Lusamine is hence a single human mother who obviously struggles to keep her children under wraps. Especially her rowdy son, Gladion.

1.) First Impressions

One day, tiny Gladion is bored and sick of being cooped up on the island and in the mansion. He sneaks aboard a cargo ship headed to Melemele and escapes into the woods. He spends all day playing and mucking about all into the night. Then, out of the blue, he encounters an odd boy with green hair and dark eyes. At first, Gladion is spooked by the sudden light in his face, until little Hau coaxes him and proves he's harmless by showing his flashlight and a backpack of food is all he has. The boys play together and get to talking. It seemed Gladion was not the only child to run away from home that night. Hau messed up, big time, and his grandpa got so scary and angry, and his mother seemed really disappointed in him. He had never made grandpa so mad before. So, he was sure that they didn't need him anymore since he was such a screw-up. Gladion tells him that his mother yells at him all the time for getting into trouble, and that sometimes the people you love get mad, but they never stop loving you. Of course, the boys are eventually found, separated, and talked to: Hau reassured by his mother and grandfather they still love him and aren't mad just as Gladion said, and Gladion scolded by his mother for dashing off and recklessly allowing someone to see him while he's "Wilding out".

2.) Fated Meeting

Fast forward to current day. Hau is out in the woods looking for something to do, he often comes there to hang out for some reason he can’t quite remember. That’s when he spots a rather familiar ahoge poking out of one of the bushes. Where has he seen something like that before? He approaches, calling out to them. Surely enough, he startles them and they turned around wide eyed and...with floppy ears? Suddenly the old forgotten memory from his childhood came rushing back to him. But before he could reconcile with his old friend, Gladion ran off in a fright. Hau pursues him of course, and eventually Gladion gives up and decides to take the aggressive approach. “Are you trying to make me kill you?” he snaps. At first Hau is nervous but it doesn’t take him long to figure out that Gladion is bluffing. Gladion grumbles grumpily, stating that Hau had interrupted his hunting. Hau decides to make up for it by giving him a bag of malasadas he had bought earlier that day for a snack. Gladion takes it, devouring it violently and making a complete mess. Maybe this boy wasn’t as annoying as he thought he was, humph.

3-4.) Sweet Spot

Hau found a particular "Sweet spot” for Gladion when they were younger, scratching behind his left ear. As a more grown teenager, this spot is highly sensitive and while at the very least it yields a constant thumping of one of his forelegs, it can also be a tingly sort of pleasurable sensation for him if done correctly. It also totally doesn’t turn him on during mating season >w>

5.) RockGlad and LycanGlad

Did a full body doodle of little RockGlad since he never went full feral when he was younger. However, as a teenager he is now fully capable of transforming completely into a Midnight Lycanroc. Of course he can still maintain a somewhat human form sometimes and be halfway through transformation, but it's rare for him to be fully feral. It's normally only triggered by extreme stress or emotional turmoil. However, he usually goes full feral on full moons (In this case he has no control over the transformation) or when it is time for him to hunt. When he transforms, it’s revealed the tears on his clothes are actual scars he’s gotten from being attacked in the wild. Also his piercings break off. I decided not to just go for a normal Lycanroc design and tie his clothes into it way more, which is why you can see his hoodie is actually also part of his fur. I didn’t have room for Lillie on this sheet, but she can transform into a Midday Lycanroc. Her transformation is also only triggered by emotional turmoil, but unlike Gladion, there is no forceful trigger. She appears to have more control over her Pokethropy than he does, which could be a result of her form or her reserved personality in general. Nobody knows since Lusamine doesn’t want to perform tests on her children and Mohn is no longer around to tell them.

6.) Perfect The Way You Are

Pretty much like my "You're beautiful" scene from my other AU but like a more Beauty And The Beast sort of aesthetic? Like obviously at one point or another Gladion has insecurities about how he's not normal and that he's a hideous beast. Why just look at him, he's practically a monster. But of course, Hau, being the sweet cinnamon bun that he is, says that's just not true and that Gladion is perfect the way he is. In fact, he'd say Gladion was just as beautiful when he's furry and feral as he is when he's not. He’s perfect just the way he is. Oh dear, why is Glad’s heart suddenly so fuzzy? ◕////◕

7.) Food Chain

So like, most of these doodles haven't really touched a more romantic aspect of the AU. Well this doodle right here is a scene I've played around with in my head for a hot minute. Gladion flees to the mountains of Lanakila to distance himself from Hau after accidentally hurting him in one of his feral states. Hau obviously goes after him and finds Gladion caught in a Pokemon trap that's snared his back foreleg. Hau frees him but is suddenly tackled by a Midday Lycanroc that proceeds to try to bite his face off. Gladion takes action immediately and defends his mate, standing off with the opposing Lycanroc in direct battle while Hau just sorta...panics over in the corner. Gladion is victorious but is horrifically wounded and utterly exhausted. As soon as it's over, he flops onto his side and passes out. Afterwards Hau brings him to the nearest shelter he can find in a small cabin and treats his wounds. When Gladion wakes up he's obviously still upset that Hau follow him. After all, he shouldn't follow Gladion into danger. "Then don't run into danger!" Hau yells, distressed and stubborn as ever. Gladion just can't help but be confused. Why is he doing this? It's just not logical to put himself at risk all the time just to be around Gladion. And of course, Hau confesses that he's in love with Gladion. Yet still the poor Wereroc is confused. How could Hau ever love a hideous beast like him? But Hau reminds him again, he's beautiful the way he is. What's some fangs and some fur matter when Gladion's kind and caring enough to save his life like that? Commence kissus and cuddling throughout the night with sweet whispers to do their best and not act recklessly.

Christ alive I’m tired. Btw not writing a full fanfic for this so don’t ask but y’all can take it and use it if you want. Altho I might make another one for Lillie if y’all really wanna see it .w.

[monkeying-around-sim]

Player anon here. I mean stuff like name, pronouns etc. Prolly should've clarified in the first ask i sent 😅.

I will try to put on some pronouns! I am still trying to get used to the program I am working with. I will try to make the dialogue as gender-neutral as possible when its in the demo stage

[pinkpruneclodwolf]

I Made An Overgeneralization on My Part!!!

I said revealing clothing but I should've clarified lorddd

I do not believe that boys (esp twst boys, nrc boys) look at a spaghetti strap or crop top and instantaneously cream like corn.

My view of revealing clothing has been skewed because when I was a preteen I got hit on because I wore a short skirt (outgrew it but still wore it) or shorts that hit my thighs (I'm more leg than human lmaooo)

But what constitutes for revealing to me is wearing a see through top and bra with a sari thrown haphazardly on to at least make it look remotely close to south asian culture.

Now that might seem revealing but I do have a lot of conditioning from childhood about being fast (if you're an afab black you know the term) and I caught sooo much flack for wearing shorts after a certain age.

And of course Scalding Sands is hot its where it got its name lol, so revealing clothing (over generalization) is prolly the norm.

I do think my idea of revealing clothing is very much rooted in trauma that I'm projecting into my lil stories so...

Yeahh,,,,

But I'm hoping to work through my issues and not project any toxic views onto anyone else

[queeriouslyollie]

ep 3: into the workshop

I WANNA NOTE: i wanna clarify, when i write "player name (as character)" it's for when they are talking/acting as their character, but interacting w/ the DM or otherwise clearly in an OOC way.

as always, spoilers ahead!

ps again i did fix the weirdness i think, it was just a pain

pps there was SO much this episode that i loved, i feel like i overdid it but oh well lmao. i think it has to do with them FINALLY becoming a full team in this ep and. their initial reactions and figuring out their dynamics is just so funny. tbh should've just written the episode transcript /hj

0:07:55 i just love troy calling his sled his "baby girl" (or his "baby child" in the last ep) sm bc its like how i talk about some of my posessions

0:08:30 troy standing up for runt :(((( (even tho they both got a little needlessly aggressive towards blink lmao but like. sibling core)

0:09:58 troy's sled has a custom seat tailored to his ass

0:10:46 charlie (as yort): "alright, athletics check comin in hot, why don't i show you guys, uhh, why they call me turbo troy." charlie (as yort): "uh that is a natural one."

0:13:48 blink: "guys, i have really terrible news, okay, there's a rock up ahead that can maybe- it looks loose, it might fall" runt: "what d'you- what the fuck is a rock going to do against a boulder?!?" yort: "i agree what the fuck is a rock??!??" cue blink trying to chris redfield style punch a rock (and failing)

0:16:16 runt fixing troy's turbo mode on his sled :((

0:17:00 yort: "we're goin right fuckin for it! we're gonna do a risky maneuver, FUCK YOU FUCKIN MAI FROM GREASEMONKEYS!!"

0:21:18 yort: "you're- you're over 50 years old??" blink: "thats crazy, what did you say about wonder coal??" runt: "the first voice clearly wasn't me!?" yort: "no i know but this one is you- so i don-"

0:21:55 okay but what does bizly mean "knowing what i know about troy" he would know where the coal is in his sled (even tho he isn't involved in the maintenance of the sleds), is it just that his dad uses it?? i may be reading into this lmfao

0:22:40 runt: "w-well fuckin back up, yort, they're yours? the- the big fuckin dudes??" yort: "those are our little gu- i mean like, yeah, i mean like they're my dad's" runt: "you're not from reclaim??" yort?: "ah shit, ah fuck-" blink: "fuck i forgot we- yeah- um-" yort?: "i forgot about that!" runt: "who the FUCK are you two and what the FUCK are you doin?!?" yort?: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN DO THIS RIGHT HERE?" /.../ blink: "troy, i'm so sorry man, i mean we said we weren't gonna get close enough for the yort thing to be an issue" yort troy: "honestly- honestly it almost immediately happened" runt: "why didn't i think about it, you called yourself 'turbo troy,' that has nothin to do- what the fuck is a yort???" troy: "i should have said 'yurbo yort'" (this one was way longer than usual but the dumbass way she found out was so funny)

0:24:24 blink: "listen, i mean, runt, my hands are tied, you can stab 'em" troy: "wh-" runt: "you're tellin me-" troy: "dude, hold on a fuckin second, that is not cool-" (also troy literally says he got kidnapped omg? i never realized he continuously just states it. he just says he "cant say who")

0:25:12 the back and fourth arguing and threatening lmfao

0:28:30 troy: "think troy.. think troy.. THINK!!" runt: "woah, don't think too fuckin hard"

0:32:13 charlie (as troy): "yeah i actually just think i'm prolly just gonna have some of this, um, cuz this is a lot, uh, and he just called my dad a baby, i'm prolly gonna just- i'm probably just gonna throw back some dragon's piss" bizly: "are you actually??" grizz: "i didn't call your dad a baby!" bizly: "you're gonna do damage to yourself???" charlie (as troy): "this guy fuckin just called my dad a baby, im gonna drink-" bizly: "i mean, you can do as much damage to yourself as you want, im not gonna stop-" charlie (as troy): "no i just- im not gonna drink this fuckin weirdo's coffee.... i take 11 damage." is now insanely drunk, walks into a glass door, argues with at the clockworks (also the "UGH DAD")

0:41:27 runt: "you said it belongs to your father, so like, take some fuckin responsibility, why dont you" troy: "yeah my- no, my dad and i are just sort of in a rough patch right now is all, so it's just not really like i can do that" runt: "yeah i don't even know where the fuck mine is" (also troy saying he "sometimes feels the same" in regards to what runt said?? omg, just how bad is it? also never realized runt mentioned either of her parents?? i wonder whats up w that?)

0:43:23 cue blink becoming fried chicken (and runt and troy being like "maybe we actually should commit a felony and read this guy's mail") (and them forcing him to continue to do it because "he's the oldest")

0:45:19 blink: (puts the knife in the hands of the future thinkers) (gets shocked AGAIN and goes down) runt: "well, fuck, this is really bad!" troy: "oh he fell asleep i'll get him a coffee" (they up him and he shocks himself again)

0:47:01 (one of my favorite bits) troy: "guys- ive got it guys. lemme get- gimme the dagger" /.../ troy: "check this out" (puts the dagger in the inventor doll's hand) "maybe he was really sad or somethin, and he fuckin killed himself." runt: "did you just say maybe he was really sad and killed himself??" (grizz as runt: "what kinda show do you think we're makin here?") troy: "maybe he was really happy and killed himself, fuck, i don't know what do you want me to say?" charlie: (losing it) "i'm so- the spirit of something else possesses me when i play this fuckin character, dude" (i think the only other character i can say we've seen FULLY possess charlie like troy does was whenever he played edward twilight in the suckening LMAO, the way the guys described charlie playing him is exactly this lmfao)

0:49:47 runt: "he thinks we're here to fuckin kill him??" troy: "hey dude, we're gonna fucking kill you for this, IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!" blink: "why is he so paranoid??"

0:50:46 grizz (as runt): "thats 11 damage from turbo fucking troy. what's it look like, does it hurt it?" charlie (as troy): "i fuckin hit it with a fucking steamsled, theres not much to see. BONG"

0:52:08 troy: "nice job runt! you got one of em" runt: "do your fuckin task!!" troy: "i was tryina fuckin be positive, that'll never happen again. fuck you!!"

0:52:38 troy: "you wanna fuckin see a baby playing with fire? gimme a match" runt: "you just called yourself a baby." troy: "fuck.. no i didnt! you heard me wrong- you're stupid!!" runt: "you already know that im not!" troy: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

0:53:48 condi: "how much- how much- how are you looking?" charlie (as troy): "not super great" condi: "like if you took another one of those hits would you die?" charlie (as troy): "uh yeah probably instantly" (could not tell if that was condi being blink but OOC talk or not, its hard for me to tell lmfao)

0:54:31 troy: (trying to pry open the clockwork w/ his sled) "guys it's just not going" blink: "just keep trying! it's fine! we'll- we'll be done soon!" charlie (as troy): "i look up at his hand coming up again and i take a big sip of the dragon's piss" grizz (as runt): "just fuckin dodge!?" bizly: "do you really??" charlie (as troy): "no- i don't- i don't have an action, i don't have an action. but i would if i did" bizly: "just- it'd just hurt you, it does nothing. i'll let you do it but it'll just kill you" charlie (as troy): "well, yea, but so is this big fuckin hand, so which way am i going to go, you know?"

0:55:10 runt: "troy, these things are fuckin heavy, switch with me!" troy: "keep saying my name cuz it feels like someone's cheering for me" runt: "on second thought, stay where you are." /.../ troy: "SAY MY NAME! SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME!" (proceeds to chant his own name)

0:55:50 bizly: "it goes down to come on top of you- wait. wait- wait- wait- wait- wait- wait- wait-" grizz (as runt): "PAUSE." bizly: -wait. pause. pause. what did he just say? wait. pause." charlie: "hold on, wait a second guys hold just on one second-" bizly: "one second- one second- charlie: "one second guys- hang on wait just a minute-" blizly: "wait a minute- wait a minute. what did he just say?" charlie: "rewind guys erueueruelru-" bizly: "lets rewind it. eureuurleurelueuret- he comes down, on top of you-" charlie: "he cums comes on me." bizly: "WAIT- WAIT- WAIT- HANG ON. HANG ON." (one of my favorite bits, i need that mug so fucking badly) ((also hope whoever reads this appreciates the effort i took to parse out what they were saying over each other and count the exact number of waits. i listened to this so many times and cried laughing again lmao))

0:56:16 troy: (mid-battle, realized the clockwork cracked his sled) "aight guys im gonna g- im just gonna go home." bizly: "and im gonna give you inspiration!" charlie (as troy): "... whatever." proceeds to brutally rip apart the clockwork "like an animal" (with his hands so that he doesn't "hurt [his] baby anymore") troy: (wraps his hands around the wonderous coal in the clockwork (can't rip it out)) (makes eye contact) "say my name" (bro likes that a little too much)

0:57:28 charlie (as troy): "do you have any idea how hard i can grip?" bizly: "PAUSE- wait-" charlie: "PAUSE- wait-" bizly: "wait- hang on- wait a minute- what did he just say?" condi: "he CANNOT say that."

0:58:23 the boulder comes back for revenge, hits the clockwork and WILL be hitting troy grizz (as runt): "is there any way i can help him by like, tackling him out of the way?" bizly: "the only way you can help him right now is by going 'troy, troy, troy-'" troy: "say- SAY MY FUCKING NAME! SAY MY FUCKING NAME" runt: "im not fuckin doing that" bizly: "IF YOU DO THAT HE GETS ADVANTAGE" troy: (looking at the boulder) "SAY MY FUCKING NAME" /.../ runt: "i would rather you fuckin die than me cheer for you, i dont fuckin know you" troy: (makes eye contact with runt) runt: "TROY LOOK AT THE FUCKIN BOULDER" troy: "runt i know you don't mean it"

0:59:53 troy: "yeah, um. i just- you guys go ahead, i think i'll just-" blink: "maybe down the line?" troy: "no it's cool, uh, it's cool, i- yknow i fuckin- we broke that- that boulder in half with that sled together, and i, yknow, was basically takin- holdin this thing off and uh, pretty much i s- i solved the puzzle all by myself- i pretty much- just cuz i had already figured that would be it, and i made you a coffee. um. but y-yknow it's cool i didn't- uhh didn't fuckin realize that uh, we aren't chill like that, so that's my bad." runt: "are you fuckin done? okay, fuckin baby? god, i thought i was the fuckin youngest one. alright, get over yourself. jesus christ, we did it together, alright good job! now lets get to this fuckin inventor now, huh? we did the thing, you're gonna go home now!"

1:00:45 troy: "alright, troy fuckin has another brain blast, solves another puzzle, um, you guys are prolly gonna be stuck here-" runt: "do you want us to fuckin clap for you? cmon alright" (clapping sarcastically) "put it in there, you can do it, that's a good boy!" troy: "that actually makes me feel a lot better, thank you" runt: (still clapping) "that's a good- thats a good troy! thats a good troy!" (i love these two sm, they're such siblings lmfao)

1:01:48 bizly: "and i'd like you to come tomorrow and tell me what you've found-" charlie: "wait pause. pause." grizz (as runt): "pause. stop. rewind, what did he say?" charlie: "stop- rewind. wait- wait a second- clip that!" bizly: "pause- wait- hang on- stop- wait- pause-"

1:03:17 troy: (actively being kidnapped) "do you have any idea who my father is?? this would be a different story if i had my sled!"

1:04:01 troy: "okay dude listen, i'm already in a frat, so whatever you're trying to do here, its not even gonna work. i've already been initiated" ???: "you are a long way from home, tramilton lougferd." troy: "don't- don't call me that, man i go by tr- i- it's troy. i don't know where you heard tramilton, that's a stupid- that's a ridiculous fucking name"

1:04:31 (troy's just such a little shit i love it, and the way he continuously rambles, clearly so anxious inside, lmao, also "safe word" what?? lmfao what does he get up to with his bros that they have a safe word)

1:08:16 ???: "all you have to do, is be the damsel. confused, lost in a strange world." troy: "yah, i mean that's like, super not me, but i'll give it my best shot" (really makes me wonder how much of his stupidity was just for show, and how much he hides. slight spoiler: in the newest eps we've seen him MASTERFULLY manipulate people, using their perceptions of him, his background, and so on to do so. so i wonder how much was an act that he just went with because they told him to act like that? (he's still a dumb himbo regardless but i think there's a lot more to him that, even as far as we are in the newest episodes, we don't even know the start of. theres a LOT i think he's hiding, purposefully or not, for what reason idk, but im so interested to learn more))

1:09:30 ???: "if you fail, you never go home." troy: "why wouldn't i go home?" ???: "because i'm your ticket." troy: "no HE'S my ticket, are you stupid??" (okay maybe i was wrong lmfao i sometimes forget he's just that stupid)

wonderlust favorite moments/interactions/scenes/etc + notes from multiple rewatches

this is a collection of all my favorite moments, scenes, interactions, and so on (as well as interesting observations that ive noticed through my multiple rewatches) from wonderlust. this is mostly for myself lmao

NOTE: so far, i only got thru ep 1 because. im tired and its almost 4 am lmao. i do wanna get thru all the eps for this tho so :3

style conventions(so i rember qwq): things are listed chronologically, by episode, with timestamps (h:mm:ss). i also (vaguely) color coded dialogue, just the PCs w/ their colors (troy in red, runt in purple, blink in green). if there is dialogue between the lines im highlighting, there will be "/.../" followed by the next line im including. finally, additional notes/thoughts/etc from me will be in small text, italicized parenthases (like this)

this will be updated as i rewatch episodes or watch new episodes :]

WARNING: beyond this point, there WILL be spoilers. proceed at your own risk!

ps: if there is anything that isnt here that you think is worthy, feel free to add on! also, there are very likely typos and/or formatting errors so. oopsie :3 (did try my best to make sure there werent)

pps: many of these will likely involve troy because im so brainrot for this guy but i do really love them all and their dynamics :3

episode 1: one man's trash

0:06:14 troy: "well then- the the fuckin uh, i gue- i guess they'll- i guess they'll fuckin- i guess when they- i guess-"

0:07:42 baby's first troy math

0:11:50 the incident

0:17:30 troy: "my names troy and i'm never gonna die!" (this note was taken when ep 23 was the latest--so far its true, but i suppose we'll see if it continues to do so)

0:37:30 this whole interaction with runt and her cousins is just adorable and i lobv it

0:45:43 ♪♫ you gotta be careful, little runt ♫♪

0:46:40 runt: "you're goddamn right uncle threestrings, why don't they give you a record deal?" uncle threestrings: "....... hohh.." (also charlie's face during this reacting to the song lmfao)

0:47:22 uncle threestrings: "if you don't come back-" runt: "ah-" uncle threestrings: "-if you don't-" runt: "i will come back." uncle threestrings: "i just need to know somethin... how many cups do ya think they got up there?"

0:58:06 pinch: "doppler we need to break this thing or somethin-" runt: "no, don't- don't break it :[" /.../ runt: "i wanna keep it!"

1:14:24 runt: "they got this big fuckin circle in the sky too, what the fuck is that?" uncle threestrings: ".. circle? who made that?" runt: "i don't know!" uncle threestrings: "how'd they put it there?"

1:28:08 cut: "she want another one?" blink: "gran- yeah, granny granite wants a slice of cake, she took my package. you know how it is, this happens every time!" cut: "i'm gonna run out, i'm gonna run out, she's just gonna eat it all-" blink: "how! how are you gonna run out?! what do you mean-" cut: "she's just gonna eat it all!" blink: "but she's so old and slow!" (i love blink's outbursts lmfao)

1:33:05 immediate simping for aeon as her design is revealed ("id let her beat me up" lmfao)

1:37:07 (realizing i didn't put together before how he somehow got his steamsled back, obv upon rewatch i know it's because of his capture but just interesting to think about how that slipped by me the first time and catching it in subsequent watches)

1:37:51 baby's first "YOU DUDE" blink: (starts running) troy: "don't play hard to get with me dude, i'll fucking catch you, i'll fucking catch you no matter how fuckin long you run i will keep running, i'm an endurance animal of a human being" (sprinting) "you can flee now- i can track you, dude"

1:39:45 (cont. from scene above, somewhat) troy: "dude, there's no need to be such a fucking freak-" blink: "what the fuck-" troy: "-i'm just trying to talk to you-" blink: "-what the fuck are you-" troy: "-i just wanted to say... i just wanted to tell you that i'm fuckin cool, and you have gotta run with me, dude, if you wanna make it down here."

1:40:31 troy believes he's at furcon, blink calls him fantasy slurs (also he "loves birds" wauw)

1:42:17 here troy says that blink's his only ticket out, and when blink asks why him troy says he's not supposed to tell him :0

1:43:06 troy: "oh, yeah, i do have a combrussion"

1:47:00 bizly: (rolls a two against troy & blink's stealth) "dude, a two, a TWO, you're fine! you're fine." charlie (in troys voice): "yah, dude i fuckin know,"

1:49:06 the making of yort (& knilb)

1:50:12 blink: "let's-let's tackle this one thing at a time, okay?" troy yort: "alright, dude, i'm fuckin, i'm yort"

1:51:45 troy yort: "have you ever heard the saying, one guy's trash is another dude's.. fuckin,,.. coo- like- fuckin shit."

1:52:22 blink: "i don't wanna- i'm gonna be frank, the more you talk, the more i don't want to help you." troy yort: "dude, who the FUCK is frank, dude? why do you wanna be him? we already got you a cool name??"

1:54:09 troy yort: "cogs? we literally, like, live, breathe, and eat cogs up there, man. i mean, we also use it as money, but you know what i mean. we DONT eat, breathe, or live it, we just use it as money."

1:54:40 cloudspire hoohah rise up

1:54:46 blink: "what are you saying??" troy yort: "dude, you are just ridiculous, man, i-i don't even know where to start. i mean like, so basically, i'm like the shit."

1:55:12 just a straight roll like man and woman missionary fuckin dude fucking a woman straight roll troy yort: "honestly sometimes i think about guys"

1:57:20 (i just love how, even tho troy JUST met blink, he's already so willing to back him up. he doesn't quite understand when he DOES need to stand down but i think it does show he's never been a fully awful person.)

1:57:57 blink: "well we got some, uh, some tetanus shots in here. a few of them have been poked by granny- granny granite, so be careful about that, she's very pokey." arch: "wouldn't want anyone to catch whatever she's got, hahaha!" troy yort: "i'm not sayin anything" baby's first i'm not sayin anything (this whole interaction is so fuckin funny to me)

2:00:42 troy yort: "i don't understand why this is happening?!" blink: "i already told you!!" troy yort: "i didn't say anything!" blink: "you kept saying you weren't saying anything!!!" troy yort: "i thought that's what you wanted!! you need to be CLEAR!!"

2:02:36 bizly: "a blunt arrow comes whizzing by your head." charlie (as troy yort): "fuckin what i just smoke it" once again charlie is possessed by troy

2:06:28 the bit with the old woman and her dead husband's pan and her second husband

2:09:18 graphite's rock and the painting (troy yort keeping the rock after too is so real, i love rocks :3)

2:11:36 troy: "hey graphite, dude, can i level with you?" graphite: ".... suuuuure?" troy: "alright, sick, cuz i think i get some hp from that. maybe some other little goodies." graphite: "you just say things, don't you?" troy: "troy"

[queeranesearch]

Three things: 1)Any references to christianity and judaism is there just for cool effect. the studio themselves even admitted this. 2)You can thank the show's (original+eoe) depression spiral on the creator. the rebuild movies is him but on therapy. 3)Oh shit you haven't watched end of evangalion (eoe) yet? that's basically an alternate POV of episode 25 and 26 (if you know, you know. And no, those two episodes aren't because of budget constraints. plus they end up complimenting eoe anyway)

Ah yeah I prolly should've clarified more that the religious aspects are mostly there for the aesthetics. they certainly succeeded in making things look cool though! And YEAH I'm vaguely aware of that stuff! My friend who got me into NGE was telling me about how different Eoe is, and the rest of the rebuilds. I'm definitely gonna watch eoe soon, and I plan to watch the others as well, just bc I'm curious to see what they changed! Especially now with what you said with the creator being in a different frame of mind for eoe..I look forward to it.

[peakywitch]

why do you think black people need to be ok with other black people tolerating racism as long as it's a kink- esp when the conversation does not affect you? also have you considered that is a problem as well? people with trauma, unhealed trauma at that, not seeking ways to properly deal with i (ie therapy) turn to kinks and re-expose themselves to said trauma just because it gets them off? anyways that post was about and for black people and idk i believe it is 100% common sense to be outraged at nonblacks calling black people slurs in any context and you prolly should've stayed out of it. hope that clears up your confusions!

hi! okay, various things to address: (before diving deep, let me say, i am not rtrying to say your message is wrong, you are correct 100% and i am trying to explain this, i have also reached out to say sorry to the people that told me to "dunk my head in a bucket of acid" and other stuff, knowing i had upset them unkowingly.)

1) i was raised very open minded when it comes to sex and with the belief that "as long as there is consent, everything is fine", so this is why i am having issues understanding the problem when there is consent (it is not like you are going to be calling anyone that slur, just your partner in a private enviroment)

2) as i stated, i am caucasian and latin, i was born, raised and i live in buenos aires, so my knowledge on black people and african-american people is very poorly since it is not mostly my culture, and i was trying to learn more.

3) the conversation 100% doesnt affect me, you are RIGHT. I was in no way, shape or form defending this kink, i was being curious and came from a place of ignorance and doubt, and i wanted to ask in a post where black people were talking, instead of, you know, asking white 50yo men that never suffered racism.

4) in regards to this part: people with trauma, unhealed trauma at that, not seeking ways to properly deal with i (ie therapy) turn to kinks and re-expose themselves to said trauma just because it gets them off: people have various ways of dealing with trauma, and when you can't afford therapy,,, in my case, it becomes a diy time, so maybe some of them have the same experience!

5) anyways that post was about and for black people (again, i thought it would be the best place to ask, directly from the source and not go and ask a 50yo white man or my friends, who also never had a race issue) and idk i believe it is 100% common sense to be outraged at nonblacks calling black people slurs in any context and you prolly should've stayed out of it. (i despise racism, i do believe it is one of the worst crimes AND I WOULD NEVER DO IT, NOT EVEN ON A PRIVATE MOMENT WITH A PARTNER. But i wanted to know others opinion, because mine is "well, like,,, slavery was a big issue, so i would never in a million years even say it, as a joke, insult, or during sexs" but my opinion is coming from a caucasian and latin woman.)

just to clarify something: never have i ever used the english or spanish variation of the insult, and never will. not even if a partner asked me to. I am questioning why THE KINK would be a bad thing, i do not believe the practice to be okay.

again, this is me explaining why i did the post and saying sorry. i wanted to learn about history and how they deal with it, and what their opinions were. i was not trying to be disrespectful and was coming from a place of HONEST doubt. but my question still stands if any black user would like to explain it, because i am TRYING TO LEARN and educate myself in a history that is NOT mine. Truly sorry for upseting anyone, big love, stay safe everyone.

[straightshooter1975mp3download]

S7 SPOILERS BELOW

Okay, I am crying real, actual tears right now but I am going to do a review on the ending of the last episode

But before I do that, can we just get appreciation for Ezor and Zethrid? Was it just me or were they totally in love??? Hmm?????

Okay. I thought that the paladins actually died. Yeah call me gullible but the memorial had me convinced.

The aliens meeting everyone?? Big Yes from me

Mmm yes in that crowd do I see Blades??? Mm yes give my children some screen time (yes I know I'm over the top about those guys but I really frickin love them)

aND THEN Hunk was alive and my tears turned into relief and I was actually so happy anD SHAY VISITED HIM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

matt has a mullet and he is F I N E AND HE HAS WON MY HEART I LOVE HIM

lance's family is adorable and i will protect the child wearing his helmet with my life, he is Adorable

Awww look at the happy Altean family, I love them. Also Coran is my favorite character Change My Mind

Krolia is in her Blade suit and Keith is not having a good hair day. I'll scream about Kolivan later because he's the only blade besides Krolia and Keith that has a name and isn't dead and god do i treasure that

Aliens are helping us rebuild Earth because we're too lazy to do it ourselves.

Why and how is there a wormhole in the sky.

Krolia's mourning Texas Kogane with Keith. Axca rudely interrupts like 'hiiiiiiiiiii i see that you're mourning your dead husband but I'm gonna ask Keith out now please move'

And there's an Altean controlling Sendak's rip-off Voltron. Honestly I should've been more surprised by this.

And it's been months, thanks for clarifying that, Sam.

Klantis hated this season because it gave them interaction but it also gave Lance being happily, if obviously, head-over-heels in love with someone other than Keith and it gave Keith Axca, whatever she'll turn into, which is obviously a crime

Also Adam was dead and that made me sad. I wish we saw more loving shadam moments.

Okay. Now that I've gone over my main review, let me tell you why I literally flung my phone across my room and almost broke it.

Kolivan smiled.

You're probably gonna be like 'yeah. so.' however you do not have an unhealthy obsession with the Blades like I do ok?? I've loved them all and when they all died I was heartbroken and so I just kinda said 'you know what. im gonna put all of my trust into this one character not dying and if he does I will literally die along with him.' And you know what? He held strong. That does not justify anything but I just thought I should share my story.

Okay. But this was the first time he smiled and I was so overjoyed and yet so shocked that I overreacted, and when strong emotions hit me my muscles sometimes randomly tense up and I accidently (kinda) jerked my hand forward and my phone was flying across my room into my closet door. So loudly. I'll have you know that it was five in the morning when this happened.

So overall 100/10 prolly the best ending in the series

I'm not tagging so that no spoilers show up in the tags.

[jackhues]

😭😭 i prolly should've clarified that this is the friend with no chill like she will NEVER censor her thoughts

is any hockey player on the line because i wanna know more people’s takes on jake

yeah any hockey player at all!! also i think i'll be disowning her for this

her: why does his forehead look like that??

me: i will not stand for otter slander

her: okay okay sorry like he's cute ish but meh i'd give him a solid 5.5/10. cute goalie but not a cute dude