#project mara

[trashrat420]

I present to you, the first wave of Project Eden’s Garden memes, I did it for drdt and now I’m doing it for p:eg, and I am proud to admit that there are no spoilers contained in any of these either

What? Chapter 1 deadly life? I have no idea what you’re talking about. Everyone is alive and well and they’re all friends

[charredmallows]

goofy tier meme

[hellohiyoko]

In hindsight, both the culprit and victim of Chapter 1 should've been very obvious.

Project: Eden's Garden Spoilers

Wolfgang's animal motif is a sheep, and sheep tend to be sacrificial animals in the Bible. It only makes sense for him to be the first to go.

As for Eva, her being tempted to kill not only by Tozu (the goat, representing the devil), but subtly by Damon as well (a snake) as the first killer is very reminiscent of her namesake, Eve, the first woman and person to sin after being deceived by the serpent aka the devil.

Genius.

I also can't help but wonder if Wolfgang's blackmail (and Eva's or anyone else's) will play a bigger role in the overall story.

[pearlv1ne]

here's a tier list of how good P:EG characters would be as romantic partners except im objectively correct:

[kitkats-and-kittens]

Idk the idea of Damian clinging to his league heritage and the rest of the Batfam doing their best to help him come to terms with the fact that his upbringing was abusive and they don’t really get how he can’t see it, because training a child as a living weapon, teaching them to kill, physically and emotionally abusing them from the age of like 4 is such an obviously fucked way to grow up.

But Damian clings to it anyway, because as much as they try to his siblings will never understand. They won’t understand the soft smiles his mother gave him when he returned from a mission, or the jokes he shared with Mara, or playing with servants children who called him Hafid instead of Damian. They won’t understand the rare times when Ra’s would tell him stories of a long forgotten past or days spent learning to cook and sew with his mother.

Because as much as they care about him, to them Damian Al Ghul represents everything bad that has ever happened to him. Damian Al Ghul is the cross he is forced to bare, as though his home is something he should consider a burden.

Because they may love him, but they can’t understand.

But idk.

[hemonoir]

Premature English

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Decided post a tierlist after watching chapter one

[markerofthemidnight]

Sense you asked for it. Rank P:EG based on what you think their cooking skills are, from amazing cook to constantly burns pots of water or something like that.

There’s Muffin, always coming in clutch for me! Well, since you asked for it, here’s a tierlist of how good I think every character is at cooking, AND my explanations as to why they’re ranked there! (under cut)

(p.s. I have not seen everyone’s FTEs, so I apologise if there are any inconsistencies with canon!)

Damon: I don’t know why, I just think a meal cooked by Damon would be really shitty.

Eva: We already know from canon that Eva has a very wide skill set, so who’s to say she can’t cook, either?

Wolfgang: The man thought you were supposed to pour the entire bottle of detergent in when you’re using the washing machine. There’s no way he can cook.

Grace: She at least had the common sense to correct her boyfriend Wolfie on the above, so? I assume she’d be alright at it?

Toshiko: This needs no explanation. She is literally 14. I think she’d know a lot about food in relation to romance, since that’s her talent, but actual cooking? Likely not.

Eloise: I just get those vibes from her, y’know? She probably cooks at home with her mom or something?

Desmond: Vibes and vibes only.

Jean: You can’t be a ship captain and just… not be good at cooking! That man makes the most banger seafood dishes you’ll ever taste in your life!

Ingrid: I’m not even going to explain this.

Wenona: C’mon, she’s the pioneer of the agricultural industry. She has to be at least a little good, even if she has, I dunno, personal chefs cooking everything for her most of the time.

Cassidy: I feel like Cassidy has made a lot of, like, intentionally bad dishes. Like, during livestreams and such. She’ll stream herself making a custard-shrimp pie with added hot sauce, eat it, and then end the stream ten minutes before she throws up. It’s her way of life. Following the rules and making something good for once would be a violation of who she is.

Jett: Again, vibes. Jett is the kind of person who loves food but can’t cook to save his life.

Mark: No offence, Mark fans, but I think anything cooked by him would probably be pretty flavourless. Though, on the bright side, at least he’s not a living fire hazard like Jett is.

Kai: I mean, we know he can at least make coffee, but since this is specifically about cooking and not coffee-making… I dunno, I just put him in the middle because I can’t make up my mind.

Diana: I think she’d be very into the aesthetics of cooking but not so much making stuff that actually tastes good. She’s better at baking.

Ulysses: Good-to-okay-ish when it actually turns out well, but because of his inability to smell, goldfish memory (at least, when he doesn’t have his notebook) and tendency to fall asleep while standing up, things go wrong pretty often. At least, when he doesn’t have someone helping him out.

Tozu: I’ve got a very specific idea in my head for how good he’d be at cooking: similar to Ulysses in that everything he makes would be basically five-star, but every time he enters the kitchen there’s a very real chance that at least one thing will catch fire. High-risk, high-reward. Also similar to Cassidy in that he likes to experiment with foods that absolutely do not go together (though half the time it turns out surprisingly good).

Mara: Kinda the complete opposite of Tozu! Since I imagine she’d be a good survivalist, or otherwise be obsessed with keeping her body in the best condition possible, I think she’d be very good at cooking stuff that’s very healthy and very safe, but kind of terrible taste-wise.

[chishnfips87]

If Grace Madison ranked her classmates

(Eden's Garden Ch1 spoilers)

[misseyres]

something about me is that i’m a sucker for ships where both people are traumatized and they find love & build a good life anyway. despite despite despite etc.

[ywraa]

ye ye

[trashrat420]

And now presenting wave 2 of project Eden’s garden memes!

Still with no spoilers, I’m in denial chat, my fave got offed and I’m very upset about it if you couldn’t tell..

Now Wenona and Ingrid are here!! Still no Eloise, idk man I don’t have any shy and scared memes stocked up quite yet, I’ll get her eventually chat

[hopeeater]

Christmas Project Eden's Garden Icons

[pearlv1ne]

OKAY BUT WHY DID THEY MADE TOZU BALD

[chimerathekid]

"Aren't you a little young to be a detective?" I still like making fake screenshots and crossover pictures

Crow Country is fun and since I did some crossover art with the Detective Grimoire guys a while back, I figured I'd do a piece for this series too. Theyre both fun and I like detectives

[cashregister1]

I don't know if anyone has done this yet, but here. I tried to scale and see how tall Tozu and Mara are. May not be accurate due to everyone's postures. I tried my best.

So allegedly:

Tozu is around 6'2 to 6'3 and Mara is around 6'3 to 6'4...

so they're hella tall... I wanna be tall 😭