#professor Nua Esha

[someonetookmygender]

What do you think aliens would have to say about pizza? It comes in a square box, is a circle, but is eaten in triangles. I would like your opinion on this very serious matter.

Very good question, and to that we have to determine if a pizza makes sense

It is a food made for consumption by humans and that Aliens can understand. It is nutritional and provides energy for us to function and is very tasty.

It also makes sense that it is cut into triangles as there is no other easier way to eat it but also it would not be possible unless the shape it was cooked in gave that ability to eat it differently. Aliens would recognise math and it would make sense.

Pizza being served in a square would confuse them, especially if they saw it for the first time. A square box helps with keeping everything in place and it is easier to stack and deliver. Aliens though would expect a square dish from a square dish not a circle.

It's not witchcraft I swear!

Aliens would also be suspicious of pizza at first because it looks weird and you can put anything on it really. When it comes to pizza toppings, the one thing they would find horrifying is pineapple, and not for the reason you may think. Pineapples have enzymes that are extremely acidic and the feeling you get after eating a pineapple slice is from these enzymes trying to eat your flesh. This is something the aliens are terrified and scared of as some of them would literally die if they ate pineapple. Chili is also a deterrent for certain species of animals and I think that would apply to Aliens as well. Humans are just able to eat chili because we like the pain and suffering and it tastes good.

Human evolution was basically Fuck Around and Find Out when it came to food so now we have the ability to eat items that are not supposed to be eaten. It scares the Aliens, that's for sure.

But Aliens will like pizza eventually and if they deny it, it's a lie.

Thank you for asking me this most serious question Willow, and drawing my attention to it.

Professor Nua Esha

Head of Human Alien Relations Department

Ace-Wilm University of Coruscant

Do ask your serious questions! I will answer them!

[someonetookmygender]

I thought it was common knowledge about the pineapples but it goes to show how limited knowledge is now. A reflection of society, you could say.

You are very welcome and please do contact me again for any other kind of matter Madame Cass.

Professor Nua Esha

Head of Human Alien Relations Department

Ace-Wilm University of Coruscant

What do you think aliens would have to say about pizza? It comes in a square box, is a circle, but is eaten in triangles. I would like your opinion on this very serious matter.

Very good question, and to that we have to determine if a pizza makes sense

It is a food made for consumption by humans and that Aliens can understand. It is nutritional and provides energy for us to function and is very tasty.

It also makes sense that it is cut into triangles as there is no other easier way to eat it but also it would not be possible unless the shape it was cooked in gave that ability to eat it differently. Aliens would recognise math and it would make sense.

Pizza being served in a square would confuse them, especially if they saw it for the first time. A square box helps with keeping everything in place and it is easier to stack and deliver. Aliens though would expect a square dish from a square dish not a circle.

It's not witchcraft I swear!

Aliens would also be suspicious of pizza at first because it looks weird and you can put anything on it really. When it comes to pizza toppings, the one thing they would find horrifying is pineapple, and not for the reason you may think. Pineapples have enzymes that are extremely acidic and the feeling you get after eating a pineapple slice is from these enzymes trying to eat your flesh. This is something the aliens are terrified and scared of as some of them would literally die if they ate pineapple. Chili is also a deterrent for certain species of animals and I think that would apply to Aliens as well. Humans are just able to eat chili because we like the pain and suffering and it tastes good.

Human evolution was basically Fuck Around and Find Out when it came to food so now we have the ability to eat items that are not supposed to be eaten. It scares the Aliens, that's for sure.

But Aliens will like pizza eventually and if they deny it, it's a lie.

Thank you for asking me this most serious question Willow, and drawing my attention to it.

Professor Nua Esha

Head of Human Alien Relations Department

Ace-Wilm University of Coruscant

Do ask your serious questions! I will answer them!