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[nastasyafilipovna11]

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[daydreams-after-dark]

Free Use Jail Cell, Part 4

MDNI // 18+ content

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 (final) | extra: Police Reports | extra: dinner date with Minho

full master list for additional installments

Police Officer Skz ot8 x female reader

Premise: you're arrested and held for 24 hours by 8 police officers at the local police station / reader has her fantasy play out.

Word Count: ?k (part 4)

Chapter Summary: Officer Jeongin takes you from your cell to do depraved things to you in the station shower.

Important Trigger Warnings ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Contains CNC, fear play, knife play, blood kink, piss kink (I’ve put the following emojis at the beginning and end of the part containing piss so you can skip if you prefer ‼️⚠️💦 ), oral sex, p in v sex, anal penetration with and object, use of color code safeword system, degradation, no aftercare.

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“Get up!” A stern voice penetrates your sleep and you yelp when you feel yourself being dragged by your hair.

“Ahh!” You cry out and open your eyes. You’re met with a sinister smirk and dark eyes. “Wakey wakey.” He hums as your eyes widen in terror. Officer Jeongin. Why does this young man look like a demon? Or a psychopath?

You swallow hard. Your mouth is so dry.

Then without a word, he drags you naked from your cell. “Where are we going? What are you going to do to me?” You squeal desperately, flapping your limbs around.

“You need to piss, and you need to wash that dried cum off you.” He replies matter of fact.

You’re dragged past the main station area where the desks are, and then past the interrogation room where you had been earlier. Your mind flicks back to Detective Minho and Officer Seungmin and your pussy clenches.

Officer Jeongin barges through a door at the end of the hall and pushes you inside. You fall to the floor, your naked body slamming hard against the cold tiles. You immediately curl into a ball. What the actual fuck is happening? What have you got yourself into?

You sneak a look up at the officer as he steps inside the room and pushes the door closed behind him. A thrill courses through you. A mix of terror and arousal. You know this is going to be sexual, forceful, degrading.

Officer Jeongin nods his head to towards the toilet behind you, and you scramble over to it and try to relax enough to relieve yourself, using the moment to look around the bathroom. A urinal on the opposite wall to where you’re seated, a porcelain sink to the left of it either a small mirror attached to the wall above it. To your left is a shower stall with a pale blue shower curtain.

Your eyes drift back to the officer who hasn’t taken his eyes off you. You cough uncomfortably and proceed to finish your business. Once you’re finished you wash your trembling hands at the sink, soaping them and rinsing them before looking up to meet your reflection in the dirty mirror. You’re really here. You’re really living out your ultimate fantasies. You’re really going to get fucked in a filthy bathroom by a deranged, hot, pretend police officer.

At that exact moment Officer Jeongin’s face appears in the reflection behind you. Your eyes widen in fear as he presses a knife against your neck and his body presses against yours. Your stomach is pushed against the cold porcelain of the sink uncomfortably. He has an erection. You can feel it against your back.

“Now listen to me very carefully.” He whispers against your ear, his menacing eyes locking on yours in in the mirror.

“You are going to do exactly as I say. You’re not going to fight me. You’re not going to scream. You’re going to let me do… everything. I. want.” He licks your ear causing goosebumps to form over your entire body.

“Got it?” He smiles brightly with a twinkle in his eye.

You swallow and nod.

“Good. Now get in the fucking shower. You smell too much like a cum slut.”

With the knife still pressed to your neck, Officer Jeongin turns you and pushes you into the shower stall, forcing you to your knees facing him while he flicks on the shower taps. You whimper as the cold water hits you, but you’re thankful that it warms up quickly. You watch as his hands reach for his belt buckle, undoing it and retrieving his cock. Your immediate thought is that he’s going to make you suck it.

“You’re such a filthy little thing… all that dried cum on you.” He clicks his tongue. “So I’m going to treat you like you deserve. Like a pathetic little whore.”

‼️⚠️💦 A stream of piss hits your chest, surprising you and making you flinch.

“Is this what you like, hmm? Like to be treated like filth?” He laughs manically as he continues to urinate on you.

You sob loudly as his urine hits your body and runs down between your breasts. It’s so utterly filthy. The entire scenario makes you feel pathetic. You shouldn’t want to feel this way. Why does it turn you on so much when it’s making you cry? Is it because it’s helping you forget - no, let go - of all the anxieties and emotions you keep inside? Is it because you have always wanted to be degraded in this way? Is it that you just don’t want to think, or do, anymore? ‼️⚠️💦

You’re not given much chance for introspection because Officer Jeongin is pulling you up to your feet as he steps inside the shower fully clothed, save for his cock out.

“Turn around. Against the wall.” He growls, manhandling you with ease. Your cheek is pressed hard into the tiles and the knife is back at your throat. You’re trapped with no way to escape. You whimper, an actual, real feeling of dread seeps through your body. What if he actually hurts you?

Using the arm he is holding the knife with, he holds your body in place with his forearm across your shoulder. His other hand slides the head of his cock up and down through your ass crack.

You close your eyes preparing for when he penetrates you, but voices at the door cause him to pause.

“Not a sound little mouse.” He whispers as the bathroom door opens and two men enter. They can’t see you due to the shower curtain, and as far as they know, it’s just an officer having a shower.

Officer Jeongin releases his cock and unclips something from his belt. A baton, you assume, when you feel cold metal slide through your folds. You eyes ping open and you try to stay as quiet as possible as he pushes the tip of the baton into your ass.

You’re shaking. You want to cry out, push him away, maybe use your safe word. But at the same you want to whimper and push your ass back onto it for more and have him make you take it.

“So I’m assuming Jeongin’s taken her somewhere for some fun.” It sounds like Changbin’s voice.

“Then it’s the Aussies, then we all get one more chance with her.” The second voice adds. It sounds like Officer Han and you want to call out to him. But you also… don’t want to. You’re confused as fuck right now.

Jeongin pushes the object a little further into your ass, and despite your fear and racing heart, your eyes roll back into your head. The stretch, fuck it feels good.

You almost let out a moan when he pulls the baton out slightly and then thrusts it back in harshly. You bite your lip drawing blood, and Jeongin leans in to lick it off. “Shh. Don’t fucking make a sound.” He whispers when the two officers start to laugh uncontrollably about something someone did at lunch.

You nod vigorously, making sure Jeongin knows you aren’t going to make a peep, then he starts to actually fuck you with the baton. You’re fully aware that the blade is so close to your skin that if you make a sudden move, or sound, you risk being cut. Officer Jeongin doesn’t seem the type to be fazed by a little violence or blood. The thought scares you, and you try to run your mind over which boxes you ticked on your application. Did you sign up for knifeplay? Blood kink? Fuck! You don’t even know!

The voices quieten as they eventually exit the bathroom. Leaving you alone with Jeongin.

“Time to tear you to shreds.” He sneers.

“Orange!” You cry out of nowhere, surprising yourself as well as Jeongin.

He lets go of you immediately, pulling the baton from you and turning you around. His entire demeanour shifts to concern and gentleness.

“Tell me what you need.” He says kindly.

You blink rapidly. You don’t even know why you even said it. He wasn’t hurting you. It felt good. But…

“I-I guess I just w-wanted to make sure you’d stop…if I need you to.” You stammer.

That’s it. You just need reassurance that if things went too far he’d honour your wishes. “You play your role so well…that…you seem like an actual psycho.”

He chuckles softly. “It’s okay, y/n. I don’t want to do anything against your will. And, look.” He flips the knife, grabbing it around the blade and squeezing a fist around it. “It’s not even real.” He grins.

How the fuck did you not notice? Upon closer inspection it’s obvious, but his acting made it feel so real.

You sigh, taking in the man in front of you. Drenched with his police uniform sticking to his body. “I want you to keep going.” You declare. “But for fucks sake take these soggy clothes off.”

He tilts his head and the deranged look is back. But this time you trust him entirely and you allow yourself to give in to both the fear and pleasure wholeheartedly.

Jeongin flips the knife again, holding the handle and pointing the tip of the faux blade to the little hollow at the base of your base of your neck. He licks his lips as he drags the knife down your chest, between your breasts, and down your stomach. Your breath hitches as the blade reaches your pubic bone.

“You know,” he whispers as he runs the blade edge between your folds. Your chest heaves, and your hands find purchase on the tiled wall behind you. “I have a real knife, if you want to play with that too?” He locks eyes on you.

“Yes.” You whimper.

“Yes, what?” He leans in and kisses your neck. Fuck! You’re so wet you can feel your slick between your thighs even with the shower still running.

“I want you to fuck me while you hold a real knife to me.” You cannot believe the words that just came out of your mouth. One minute you were frightened and now you’re asking for a real, actual knife - that actually cuts skin!

He looks at you long and hard. Then slips the fake knife in his belt. His fingers grasp another item, and as he pulls it out your eyes bulge. It looks shiny, so very sharp. So real.

“Undress me then get on your knees.” He demands and shuts the water off. You unbutton his shirt, pulling it from him quickly, as he slips off his belt and shoes. Then you remove his trousers as you drop to your knees.

He grips a fistful of your hair into a makeshift ponytail with one hand, his other holds the knife close to your neck.

“Choke on it.” He instructs.

You open your mouth allowing him to thrust into your mouth. He’s rough with his motions, forcing you take all of him repeatedly. You’re starting to shiver from the cold now the water has been shut off, and your making the most obscene choking sounds as your throat is used in such a brutal way. He seems to get more aggressive as tears fall down your cheeks. You feel like a filthy slut. You feel dirty and used.

“You look like you were made to take cocks down your throat.” He pants. “I couldn’t take my eyes off you when you sucked the other officer’s dicks earlier. Ngh…such…a…slut.” He punctuates each word with a hard deep thrust. “Fuck! You’re gonna make me cum.” He hisses.

“Up. Face the wall. Hurry.” He manoeuvres you back into the position you were in earlier, with your tits pressed against the cold tiles and the side of your face smashed against the wall.

He kicks your legs apart and sinks himself into your sloppy, desperate cunt, and fucks you deep and hard without any moment to adjust. But you’re so wet that there’s no resistance.

He’s so long that he hits your cervix hard every single time making you cry out on each impact.

“This is what you want, isn’t it? A cock deep in your cunt. So many cocks have been in here today. I’ve never seen anything like it. Insatiable slut.”

He’s right. So many cocks have been inside you today. And you want more. You want to be fucked over and over by these men.

Jeongin starts to fuck you harder and the knife digs into your neck, cutting the skin slightly. You cry out, but it’s not in pain. It’s in pleasure and when he nicks you again you scream and come hard around the police officer’s cock.

Jeongin laughs manically while he continues to pound into you. “You’re so fucking sick. Coming like that because I made you bleed.” He whispers low against your ear.

He pulls out and you turn and slide your back down the wall, collapsing from the intensity of your release. You feel blood trickle down your skin.

Officer Jeongin hovers over you, and with his thumb swipes the blood from your body and takes it into his mouth. He’s just as sick as you.

He pumps his cock until thick ropes of cum splatter across your face and he growls in satisfaction at his work.

He leans down with one last instruction. “Stay here and count to fifty before you even think about moving.”

Then he’s gone, leaving you in an exhausted heap on the shower floor. You’re covered in cum, blood, tears and a satisfied fuck out feeling buzzing through your body.

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A/n: this honestly didn’t turn out as good as I wanted it to, but I really wanted to give you something. I am so sorry if it was a bit rushed, or not as dark as you were expecting. This type of smut is challenging for me to write.

>>> next up… the Aussies 🥰 (spoiler double pen one hole 🤭)

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[nightbutterfly09]

Am I doing the wrong thing?

hello readers, this unintentionally became longer than I anticipated. Oh well. Apologies if there are any spelling mistakes. As you can see I made it, I can post it today HURRAAY. Anywayyys, please enjoy

Warning: VULGAR LANGUAGE = SWEARING

---> Proceed only if you're comfortable

(Also it has a chatfic part)

-Part 2-

It's officially the second day of your partnership with Sae. After finally waking up your eyes wander around your room. Right, after winning against U-20 Ego and Anri decided that you all can have some rest time. Not to mention they have to renew the building a little to prepare for the Neo Egoist League. Although that's a secret you only know because you're the manager there.

After finally getting yourself out of bed you went to brush your teeth. "Y/N please put your clothes in the washing machine." You nodded and continued with cleaning your face. "Ah and your dad will come home by lunch, he had to go patch some things up at his workplace.

Finally you were alone in your room contemplating what to do. You have tons of hobbies, yes, but the fact that you were on a break from your job made the day seem a little boring.

You took up a book and read for an hour getting really invested in the story. Then you had an idea. So you texted Nagi.

Sloth boi 🦥💕

Y/N: heey Nagii!

/After 4 minutes/

Nagi: hi Y/N

Y/N:Do you want to hang out today? Or maybe game together?

Nagi: am going out with Reo and Isagi

Nagi: srry

Y/N: ah it's okay! I'm happy you're hanging out with people

Y/N: don't worry about it

/Nagi liked a comment/

There is one more person who you could hang out with. So with a sigh you look through your contacts for his name.

RinnieeeRinRin ⚽💙

Y/N: are you busy?

/After an hour/

Rin: yes.

Y/N: you're just saying that! Let's do something Rinnie!!

Rin: 1) ew don't call me that 2) no.

/Y/N reacted with a crying emoji/

With a tired expression you sat onto your chair and decided to play alone on your computer. This may seem boring for the majority but it isn't like you had anything better to do.

Soon a little loneliness filled the room. Although  it was fun gaming alone was never the same. You'd much rather play with Nagi even if it's just for half an hour.

Then you remembered. You have a boyfriend! Finally someone who you can annoy, and no, he has no right to ignore you. This is a "committed relationship".

The prodigy 💀

Y/N: helloo

/After an hour/

Sae: what do you want?

Y/N: you are just like your brother fr

Sae: ??

Y/N: nevermind, and you're being rude.

Sae: so what?

Y/N: I am officially your girlfriend plssss

Sae: say official when you dare to appear publically with me.

Truth be told after you talked about how you're going to proceed in this you told Sae that you didn't want to ruin his reputation or anything so you suggested to keep this a secret, except from Sae's family, your friends and family and his manager. As he needed to know every little detail about the star's life.

Y/N: shut up dumbass 

Sae: you are the dumbass, they are doomed to find out anyway. The media is a walking detective. You can't just keep these kinds of secrets from them.

Y/N: ah whatever you say genius

Sae: so what did you want?

Y/N: how about hanging out? Im bored and have nothing to do.

Sae: I'm packing for Spain and I'm going to renew my passport today, but I guess I can spare you some free time.

Right, keeping up this relationship will be complicated if he goes back to Spain and he can't leave his job, not for the sake of just a fake relationship. 

Sae: although I was thinking of making my stay longer, after all, I supposedly found my "one and only true love" everyone will expect me to stay for a bit longer at least. I can introduce you to my family too.

Y/N: ....do what you want

Y/N: oh frick, I haven't talked to Rin about this- and he's currently ignoring me... Ahh damnit 

Sae: yeah he seems out of it, I must've upset him again well what happens happens.

Y/N: why are you so cruel towards him?

Sae: easy, he isn't worth being a world-class striker yet, if I don't manage to shatter his dreams now, no one will.

Y/N: why does that sound like it makes sense

Sae: don't even think about gossiping about this!

Y/N: mee?? NeVeRrRrRrr

Sae: ... Pick you up in 20, send your address.

Y/N: waiiit my mom’s home!!

Sae: isn't that the point?

Y/N: okay you have a point.. but I always wanted to say that to a boyfriend TvT

Sae: What's that stupid face?

Y/N: actually make that half an hour please byee

/Read/

Sae arrived as you requested. He texted you  first that he arrived and decided to ring the doorbell. you rushed downstairs and opened the door. His eyes seemed to wander on your outfit. It was very different from the outfits you usually wear, instead of going for a comfortable and cozy look you had a very pretty and casual but also elegant outfit picked out.

“Who is it, Y/N?” Your mom approaches and sees the guy with crimson hair on your doorstep.. “Hi Mrs. L/N” Sae smiled a little awkwardly. You could tell he was a bit nervous. Just when you’d think he doesn't fear or worry about anything. “Oh goodness, are you Rin’s brother?” “Moommm!!” You look at her with a perturbed expression. She can’t just say that.

“Yes, my name is Sae Itoshi. I am your daughter’s boyfriend.” He smirked at you. “I wanted to take her out today.” A moment of pure silence filled the air. Seriously, even the wind was louder on this peaceful day. “Boyfriend..” She muttered quietly. “Since when..” You could tell how your mother went through countless possibilities regarding your newfound boyfriend.

“Ah finally, she’s been cooped up in the house for so long. It’s supposed to be a break she can enjoy.” She gulped down any more questions, and got to the main point as usual. Although she struck you with a hard glance that told you everything that was awaiting you. The countless questions you will have to answer, the whens, wheres and whys.

“Hey! I like sitting in my room and doing my stuff.” “Gaming with no sleep whatsoever will ruin your eyesight. Although I doubt that after all this time it’s perfect anymore.” Well that’s embarrassing. But you are aware that your mom only wants the best for you, and she never actually shouted at you for staying up all night. ‘Hmm I must’ve gotten these obsessions from someone..’ You smirked wondering.

“Sae-kun, please take good care of her. Oh and before she forgets to tell you, her father will be home by lunch so please get her back by then. Do you want to eat with us.” You look at him with a gulp. Your eyes make contact. A sudden urge to turn away appeared but you fought back strongly. “It’s fine, you don’t have to. I know you have to get ready for Spain.” You smile at him. “Actually, if it’s not a problem I’d like to stay.” He looks at your mother gently. “Alright, we’ll be waiting.”

You were in his car. Correction, you were sitting in the passenger seat right next to him. His car smelled like mango with a hint of orange. It gave off Spain and Mediterranean vibes. But that wasn’t the only part that embraced you. Your seat had a special pillow. But in the backseat there was a blanket as well as freshly bought drinks in the cupholder. 

 “Before you ask, I’ve got two reasons. I need these things in here 1) to make it obvious I have someone, and the pillow is also there so you can actually see outside shortie” You glare at him then sigh softly. “You are so mean.” 

“Where are we going?” You asked as he turned onto a busy road. “Arcade.” Your eyes widen. ‘AN ARCADE??’ It was like heaven shone on you. If this were some Shojo anime you are a hundred percent sure your eyes would have stars in them. Light would emit onto your face and make this moment brighten up your entire existence.' Sae glanced at you for a second. Your grin lit up your whole face and your eyes shone excitedly. “I can go somewhere else too of course.” He teased with a smirk. “NO!” You say it a bit too fast. “I mean, an arcade is fine, I like that.” “Thought so.”

 “How come? Do you always bring girls to an arcade on a first date?” First date. Wow, that really sounds real, In that moment your words really struck him. After all, you were right. A boy and a girl, a boyfriend and a girlfriend, going out together does count as a date. “No, and I also don’t date.” “Huh?” “I mean that you are my first girlfriend, or not, and even if I did, I wouldn't bring girls to arcades.” “Then why me?” “You seem different, plus Rin also agreed on the fact that I shouldn’t just go shopping with you.”

 Hold up a second. ‘He asked Rin about my preferences? That means he knows I’m into gaming, hence the arcade. Holy Shit.. If I ever get a boyfriend I hope he can get more amazing then my fake boyfriend. I thought men were all… well…different.’ “Now what? It’s like a million things are swirling around you...” “Nothing.” “Is that really it though?” ‘God this guy is impossible, how does he know nothing could mean more? Did he read a girl code manual? He has a brother not a sister for god’s sake.’ 

You nodded, assuring him that everything was alright when internally you were contemplating your life decisions and also panicking how you’re falling for him more.

I hope you'll enjoy the next part too (if all goes as planned it will come soon!!) 🩷🩷 -> part 1 -> part 2 (HERE) -> part 3

[julie09tarot]

Hello Julie,

I hope the universe is treating you kindly 🤍

I was hoping to participate in your free readings but if it's too overwhelming right now, you can excuse my question. Otherwise, I will be patiently waiting. Please proceed at your own pace. Here's some of my energy for you ✨

Q: Have I been aligned with my higher self?/How can I be more aligned with my higher self

I'll be happy to share feedback in response and also please let me know if you would like me to rephrase my question.

Thank you so much for your time and energy!

Sincerely,

Casper the friendly ghost 👻

P.S. Try not to wear yourself out with these readings. Your time and energy is precious 🤍

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Casper! Crying loudly emojis because:

- I've seen you around Tumblr! You always have the most beautifully formatted questions (and great ones too)

- Indeed, I was a bit silly yesterday and took on way too many readings... it was exhausting, thank you for noticing and for the reminder to slow down! Much appreciated 💙💙💙

- Ahh, you are always so nice and friendly in general!

Now. Onto the reading we go (great question btw!). As per usual, feel free to leave what doesn't resonate, or ask for a follow-up.

It would seem as if you’ve been struggling with self-doubt or exhaustion when it comes to your personal growth. The 7 of Wands reversed suggests that you may feel like you’ve lost momentum or that external pressures have made it hard to stand firm in your truth. The Sun reversed points to a temporary dimming of clarity or joy—perhaps you’ve been questioning yourself too much or feeling disconnected from the simple, natural flow of life? Slowing Down is a clear reminder that alignment isn’t about pushing harder; it’s about allowing yourself to be present, to trust that growth happens in its own time.

Breaking Down the Cards

7 of Wands Reversed – You may feel like you’ve been trying to defend your progress or prove something to yourself or others, but now you’re running low on energy. This card suggests that rather than fighting uphill, it might be time to reassess what truly matters to you. Are you expending energy on battles that aren’t necessary? Letting go of resistance can bring you closer to your higher self.

The Sun Reversed – The Sun is a card of joy and clarity, but reversed, it can indicate that self-doubt, resistance or external stressors are clouding your ability to see things clearly. You may be overcomplicating what it means to be “aligned” when, in reality, your higher self is always present—it’s just a matter of reconnecting with what brings you a sense of lightness, joy and authenticity.

Slowing Down (Osho Zen) – The answer isn’t in doing more but in allowing yourself to be. This card suggests taking a gentler approach, embracing stillness, and trusting that alignment comes naturally when you stop forcing it. Instead of rushing forward, consider what it would feel like to simply be in the present moment.

Affirmations

I allow my path to unfold with patience and trust.

I do not need to fight for clarity—peace comes when I allow myself to simply be.

I align with my higher self by honoring my own rhythm and needs.

You don’t have to fight so hard to be aligned—your higher self has never left you. Even in moments of doubt, you are still growing, still becoming, and still deeply connected to your truth.

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[dirtpie39]

I just finished my first play-through of Nier Automata… imma talk about it a little! ✨

First things first… I got the ending W then it went to AW as seen above. I have no clue what that means LOL. I also have no clue how to proceed from here… I saved my data into the same slot for when I play again but I have no idea how the game will go from there. Will it just take me to the same ending or will it continue as if the ending I got didn’t happen etc…?? Also… I got so caught up in playing the game that there were a couple of posts I wanted to make prior to this of specific moments in the game but won’t now cause it’d feel pointless. I took way too many pics whilst playing too lol… and I deada*s would’ve used them all in this post but ehhh 🤷‍♀️

I want you all to know that when Adam revealed he had 9s I audibly gasped lol. Like just the epitome of this emoji ‘😟’. But ya’ll after the fight when we beat (read: F**KING KILL) Adam... and 2b holds 9s as she walks away. I was squealing sm. I love that she got to hold him. 9s deserves to be held!!

Honestly the moment their eyes were revealed my brain just kinda did a flip ngl. Like I got pulled out of the scene going on but in a good way! 9s was ofc even more precious... And 2b... 2b went from a 10/10 to a 1000000000/10. I was momentarily hypnotized by her beauty. I'm hoping sm that in other endings we get to see her and 9s without their eyes covered.

This scene ya’ll... I was so wide-eyed the whole time. Like I knew since they were androids they would never fully die like forever but still... I was shaking in my chair lol. I felt so bad for 2b the most though cause like this is the second time she’d of lost him. And for a short while there I thought that's where the game was going. Like it’d flash to the bunker and 9s would come see 2b and we’d have him introduce himself to her and her just be like “Ahh yes hello stranger of whom I've never seen before 😀” and it’d have her meaningfully look at him with her eyes cover off then that’d be the end. Tbh I wouldn't of really minded that ending. I'm glad it didn't end that way ofc! 😆✨

Ofc the part of her clothing that got torn off was the part that shows her panties... Ofc it was LOL. Putting that aside I love them sm ya’ll. I'm so happy that 9s managed to fully stay himself this time despite the whole corruption thing.

The second I found out there were multiple endings I was already gonna ‘replay’ the game lol... But it's nice to see the reminder from the developers themselves. This whole post is just me word vomiting ngl. I swear ya’ll I was originally gonna say meaningful stuff but got tired and this came out... 😶✨

[kazumyluv]

Ikemen Prince Suitors react to being asked to fold clothes by Belle

Only because I hate folding clothes lmao. I just thought of my 2d men doing it for me today 😭

Leon: He already realized Belle would need a hand given how exhausted she was and folded it without her ever asking him. Said he was bored when she asked.

Chevalier: "How can a simpleton not even know how to fold clothes!" But between his icy heart and Belle's 🥺 eyes he just gets some people to do it for her instead. Ofc without letting her know he did it.

Clavis: "Ahh so you want me to fold up your messy clothes? Too bad!" Then he proceeds to empty her closet and ruffle up more clothes and add to the pile, ofc followed by his laughter. He does help with it afterwards though.

Nokto: "Hmm? Folding your clothes? That's not a bad idea. I'd touch them in the process and you can feel my touch the next time you wear them, all over your body."

Jin: "Sure! Only if you give me a kiss though!"

Rio: Just like Leon, the clothes are already folded. A foot bath and tea platter has been prepared with a new book for her to read if she pleases. "That's what a perfect husband is supposed to do!"

Yves: "How can a commoner like you ask a Prince to do such a ridiculous activity! But you don't look well. I- I suppose I'll help you. But ONLY this time! 😾" (Yes the cat emoji was necessary) Proceeds to fold clothes while blushing profusely and not letting Belle come near and asks her to rest.

Licht: Doesn't say anything aside from. "Sure, go rest." Smiles briefly then puts his mind and hands to the chore.

Luke: Yawns and says, "I don't wanna." But then takes pity on Belle so he lends a helping hand before escaping to his secret napping spot.

Sariel: "Did you just ask the devil to fold your clothes?" He's genuinely shocked but quickly composes himself. "I suggest you find someone better suited to the job" Then proceeds to do it anyway BECAUSE HE CAN DO ANYTHING PERFECTLY

Bonus:

Belle folding her clothes normally: Sings songs to herself and daydreams about books she reads. Makes up scenarios in her head. She also smells her freshly sundried clothes. Rio loves to observe this scene regularly.

[oikadori]

this is my first time requesting anything ahh... so I’ve had this idea in my head about how haikyuu boys would act w his/her s/o on social media. like for eg; would they like/comment on their posts? would they repost? what would their captions be? what type of pics do they take? do they post you at all? I’m so sorry if it’s confusing u could def make ur own hc’s those were just examples... tsukki and kenma are my fave but ofc u can do anyone. ty in advance <3

HOW ARE THEY WITH THEIR S/O ON SOCIAL MEDIA

⇢ Includes: tsukishima , kenma , suna , oikawa

⇢ Genre//Warnings:  gn!reader, crack, fluff // a ittle suggestive 

A/N: hii so I got this while my requests were closed but I REALLY LIKED THE IDEA,,, so thank you for requesting and sorry for the delay :c alsoo i'm really bad in social media so. this are really small hcs

Tsukishima Kei  ⇢ he is not that fond of social media but when he is online he likes all your recent posts. if he has pics in his profile, probably you are in all of them. he doesn’t leave comments because he thinks you already know how gorgeous you look...besides doesn’t want his teamates to see him getting all soft on you.  when he sees  you’ve posted a pic including him, he rolls his eyes, reading the sappy captions...and then proceeds to read at least 4 more times

Bonus: yamaguchi writes comments in your posts for him so don’t worry 

Kozume Kenma  ⇢ lowkey wants to show you off to his followers but at the same time doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable so he asks you first, god, he would even ask you if you are okay with him tagging you in his pics. when he sees you in his notifs leaving hearts in his comments, he inmediatly replies back with cat emojis...I just know it. makes all his followers love you just by sharing some pics from time to time

Suna Rintarou  ⇢ CEO of tagging you in posts saying they reminded him of you. probably most of them are cursed memes. your dm are flooded with him but most of the posts he sends are “unavailable”. he leaves teasing comments in your pics just to make sure your followers know who you are dating. suna loves to pick on you so he takes pics of you without warning but you always manage to look cute in them, making him blush as he saves them.

Oikawa Tooru  ⇢ you both are literally couple goals, his profile says “already taken by @y/n” what more can I say. he shares stories of the two of you doing absolutly anything,  wether you like it or not. he gets super offended if you forget to tag him in a couple pic which leads to a cuddle session. when he sees a cute sunset, you can’t escape the photo session coming up. his captions are probably song lyrics and whenever you post, expect your notifs to get spammed by him and his comments.

[levantea]

Bachelor’s Button pt 2 | h.hyunjin

Pairing: art club president aka soulmate!hyunjin x photography club vice president aka soulmate!y/n

Genre: fluff, soulmate!au

Rating: PG

Warning: none

Word Count: 3.8k

Author’s note: this is the part 2! hopefully the story make sense haha i was worried if im overthinking… and i dont know why my story is getting longer as i have many ideas so im trying to make it flow! ><

Part 1! | Flower series navi🌷 | Masterlist 🦋

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Later that night

Kakao: one message from 현🦋

who the hell is hyun?

You clicked open the application to see a message coming from an unfamiliar number. As you read the message, then you realise it is your partner for the collab who approached you.

“Hi y/n, i am Hyunjin, nice to meet you!” The text messaged shown. Maybe it is a girl’s habit, you added his contact first and roam around his profile pic. You thought you could see his face but all you saw was a drawing of a blue bachelor’s button, with his watermark below.

He must be very artistic, you praised internally.

“Hi, im y/n, nice to meet you too ~” you replied.

“Actually… before we start discussing, i want to apologise if i surprised or shocked you 1 week back, when i asked for your name… if you can still remember… i didn’t mean to appear rude or offensive, but i was just really curious about you, im sorry TT,” subsequently he sent 2 stickers to show his apology.

Initially when you read the message you were shock that how on earth did you got paired up with him but the initial bad impression did change for the better, slightly.

At least he apologised right?

“Ahh, its you, oh it’s okay haha, i felt abit uncomfy initially but thanks for letting me know, we are all good now?” You decided to forgo that incident as, you do not want to make any predetermined judgements before knowing one, as it may not turn out as what you thought. Furthermore you both will be working on this collab for 3 months, you wouldn’t want to build a bad rapport with him.

“Yes all good now! It’s 10pm, im sorry did i disturb you?” He replied courteously.

Add value to good impression.

“Nope, i just finish showering haha still got sometime before turning to bed.” You simply typed into the text box and wipe your hair with the towel covering your hair.

“Ohhh, okay! was thinking that maybe we should chit chat abit and get to know each other more first, before we proceed with the collab? would be nice if we can be friends :D”

Well, i guess making friends isn’t that bad right? Since i don’t have many guy friends as well…

“Yeap sure! *nodding sticker*” you replied.

Eventually you both chatted for 2 hours straight and you managed to know him more, and you realised he is definitely not as bad as you thought initially. He is very courteous in his replies and definitely not like those ‘popular’ guys who always try to flirt with every girls they see or trying to use pick up lines. Hyunjin is someone who is very down to earth and humble even though he is talented - he dances, he sings, he raps, he draws, he take nice photos, you name it he has it. He also shared with you his art pieces and not gonna lie, his works are fabulous.

“It’s kinda late, and i think we should go to bed soon, btw, do you want to meet up soon to discuss on where what we can do for our collab?”

“Yea sure, where and when?”

“Hmm, maybe in 2 days time? i end school at 1, how about you?”

“Just nice, i end at 1 as well, then shall we meet at xxx cafe near the auditorium?”

“That would be great, alright sleep tight and goodnight y/n *sleep emoji*”

Still unsure why, when you see the last message popped infront of your eyes, including that sticker, you felt your heart pounding harder than the usual heartbeat when you placed your hands over your heart area.

I only met him once? But why did he left such a deep impression in my mind?

—

2 days later

Somehow you ended your lesson slightly earlier and you slowly make your way to the cafe. Thankfully there wasn’t much crowd, so you are able to freely pick your favourite seat, which is by the window.

“I’ve ended early, what do you want to eat or drink? I can get it first!” you texted Hyunjin who is probably still in class until you heard a voice behind.

“How about what do you want to eat or drink?” you turned your head to see the owner of the husky voice walking towards you, flashing his iconic smile.

Thump, thump, thump, my heartbeat is getting faster again?

“Oh hi, thought you are still in class,” you awkwardly scratched your head as you realised you were staring at him for abit long.

He wore a plain white long sleeve shirt with a knitted cardigan over, with a black jeans and a beret hat covering parts of his hair, and most importantly a pair of black boots.

He is just a walking wardrobe and he look so good in that outfit.

“Nah, i ended early today as well, i was behind you,” he chuckled as he sits opposite you.

“Oh? Then why didn’t you call me?”

“I want to admire your backview,” he replied instantly while staring into your eyes. You coughed a little as you heard his response and diverted your attention away to hide your shyness, and landed on the menu that is above the counter.

“Shall we get drinks first?”

—

After around 1 hr of chatting with him, you both have decided to visit the botanic gardens to see if there are any flowers that attracted both of you. You both setted a date on this Saturday to visit them since it’s a free day.

“Hey, shall we go? i think it’s raining soon and i’ve got work later,” you looked out of the window to see the sky is darkening.

“Oh yes, where do you work at? I’ll send you there,” Hyunjin asked as he stood up from his seat after you sling your bag over your shoulders.

“3 stops from our school, im afraid it is inconvenient for you though,” you spoke as you both started to speed up to exit the building. Your school is insanely big and it takes around 10 min to reach the main entrance of it.

“Anything for you y/n, there is no such thing as inconvenience for you,” he answered so casually which makes your heart skip a beat again.

Was he always this good in his lines?

“Ahem, alright then- oh shit the rain is pouring,” before you can even reply in a complete sentence, rain just started pouring heavily on both of you as you both took shortcuts to cut across the school field instead of going round about the different buildings.

Hyunjin immediately took out his cardigan and place it on the top of your head, even though it is not waterproof but at least it serves some protection?

“Im fine without it since i can go home and change, but you got work y/n,” Hyunjin spoke softly into your ear and placed his hands over your shoulders as he pull you closer to his body. Just mere centimetres apart, you can hear his heart beat clearly.

His heart is beating so fast, you thought.

You both ran out of school and to the nearby bus station that is few metres down the road and you were half drenched. Looking at the one beside you, he is almost fully drenched already.

“y/n, you are half drenched already, i don’t think it would be feasible for you to go to work right now in this, you will be sick, do you want to go home and change up first? is there still enough time?” the latter looked at you with much concern in his eyes as he tried to wiped the rainwater off your hair with his cardigan while he himself is dripping wet from top to bottom.

You shy away your face as you saw the contour of his body, since he is wearing a plain white shirt. You cheeks are flushing as you saw the nearly visible abs through his shirt and you can’t help to admit that, his body proportions are so good, with the addition of his wet black hair.

“Oh, uh, yea i still got 45 mins before my shift starts, i guess i can go home and change first since it is near my workplace, erm, if you don’t mind, do you want to go my house and change up?” you asked sheepishly as you thought you sounded weird to ask a guy over to your house, when you both just got closer abit.

“Oh, will your family members..?” he asked carefully as he looked at your facial expressions.

“Ah, usually in the day my family members are not home, they are working, so not to worry,” you assured him as he heaved a sigh of relief.

“Okay, i didn’t want to freak your family members out haha, im a good boy,” he patted his shoulders twice as he chuckled at his own sentence which caused you to laugh as well.

How can a guy who is so attractive and alluring from the exterior is so cute on the interior?

—

“Ah, uhm hold on for abit, ill get my brother’s clothes for you, i think they suit,” you opened the door and guide Hyunjin into your house.

This is my soulmate’s house… he thought.

“Okay, thanks,” he nodded at your sentence while his eyes are still wondering around your house. He smiled like a fool when he saw your fetus pictures and not gonna lie, his love for you just escalated from the moment he met you till now. The unexplainable fond towards you makes him feel like a love sick boy and the more you both interact, the more he wants to claim you as his but he knows that, he want you to like him for him, not for the stupid tattoo that’s on his bottom right abdomen.

Yesterday he looked at himself in the mirror with his half body naked and realised the bachelor’s button on his skin has turned blue while burning abit when he touches it. His lips curled up as he caresses it. Ever since the day he knew you are his soulmate, he already told his group of guys about it and they were very supportive of his idea, which is to chase you first. He didn’t chase you because other than he wanted you to like him for who he is, but also because he has been eyeing you since the start of freshmen year, without knowing you are his soulmate then.

Hence, it validates the rumour that was spreaded that Hyunjin, as the Art club President, who has more than 100 members and almost 3/4 of them are made up of girls but he was not attracted to anyone at all, not even giving chances for them. The side of Hyunjin that you always sees is only shown to you. What you didn’t see was how he always put up a resting bitch face infront of people, especially girls who always come close to him and he did not hesitate to brush them off. All his friends said that he don’t look like the loyal kind of guy but well, he is the rare one then.

“Here you go!” you passed him a clean set of outfit - a hoodie and a trackpants. You sweared that you were searching for the past 15 min for some decent clothes from your brother’s wardrobe and finally found this set that you thought would suit him, at least. Before you can even react, the guy infront of you already took out his soaked top. You were flustering when you saw his upper body and you don’t know where to see so you were practically staring at his body.

The awfully familiar print on his bottom right abdomen catches your attention. It looks exactly the same as yours on your left collarbone and you were in shock. But what is different is, his print has already turned blue.

“Oh, uhm, i, didn’t meant to see like you know, but, uhm, you met yours already?” you silently cursed at yourself for stuttering so much infront of him as he looked at you pointing at his print.

“Oh this? Ya i met her already,” his lips curled up as he touched the print on his body, which makes him extraordinary sexy.

When you heard the response, you felt your heart dropped. God’s knows why you felt like that but you just felt upset.

He’s taken… you told yourself.

“Oh…, uh i’ll go shower first, you can use the first bathroom to shower as well, i don’t want to leave you sick too,” you changed the topic and turned to your heels and walked into your parent’s room that has a toilet. You noticed your tone also dropped when you finished your last sentence, ignoring the latter behind you who was dumbfounded.

Is she… jealous? He mumbled to himself.

—

After all the hassling, you managed to get to work on time with Hyunjin sending you till the doorstep, causing all your colleagues inside the shop looking in awe.

“Thanks for today and sending me here, get home soon and drink more warm stuff,” you waved at the latter, while still feeling abit down from what he said when he was in your house.

“Yeap i will, take care too y/n, text me when you reached home later,” he ruffled your hair lightly and watched you enter the shop before he left.

It feels illegal now to fall for someone who is already taken, but you just can’t help it.

Throughout your work time, you were still engrossed in the conversation you both had earlier and you felt bothered by it. Ironically, he is just a friend that you know for only 1 week?

All your colleagues were bombarding you with questions and they were mostly asking if the dude that sent you here earlier is your boyfriend. Hah, how you wish that is true, but it isn’t.

Until your work has ended, you were contemplating if you should text Hyunjin. It feels wrong to do so as he already has a partner but you also want to do it.

Hyun🦋’s calling.

“Speaking of the devil,” you hissed at yourself and picked up the call after the third ring.

“Y/n, have you knocked off?” the person from the other side of the phone asked.

“Yeah, just ended, why did you call me?” you asked.

“I predicted that you will be hesitating to text me, so i called you,” he calmly replied with tinge of confidence in his answer.

Fuck, how did he even know what i am thinking about?

“Wow, how did you even guess it?” you walked towards a nearby bus stop to go back home while on the call with Hyunjin.

“Haha, i study psychology y/n, incase you did not know earlier,” the latter answered.

“Alright, you win then, is that all?” you sighed as you boarded the bus that has arrived on time.

“No, i miss your voice, even though it was just 5 hours apart.”

Again, Hyunjin, again, stop making my heartbeat like crazy when you already have your soulmate.

“Hyunjin, do you know what you are saying? You have a soulmate, and how can you say that?” you answered with an annoyed tone. You were pissed because you felt like being toyed by him and not forgetting to hate yourself for falling for all this despite you know the truth.

You allowed your head to rest against the window panel as you looked out of it. You were already starting to feel dizzy and headache due to the rain falling on you earlier and now Hyunjin is saying things that is making you getting more confused and frustrated.

Silence.

You have the strong urge to hang up the call instantly as you already sense your head pounding badly. Right before you press the red button, the latter replied which makes you paused in your action.

“Y/n, you pabo, why don’t you get my hint? I really don’t want to say this so soon but, im afraid if i don’t say it now i will really lose you, my soulmate is you y/n.”

Pang, you felt like a thunder just striked infront of you. You did suspect if Hyunjin was your soulmate but when you looked into the mirror earlier on, your print is still black and white, while his has already turned blue.

Why?

“Time to get off the bus y/n,” you heard the other end reminded you softly into your ears and you looked at the surrounding outside of the bus and you saw Hyunjin standing a distance from the bus stop.

You quickly take your bag and alight the bus before the bus driver close the door. You looked at him who is standing infront of you with an extremely puzzled face, with the phone still on your ears.

Speechless, confused, puzzled, surprised, shock, all sorts of emotions are flooding in your heart right now as you continued to stare at the unresistable guy.

You didn’t know how to process all the information right now. The guy, that you fell for, is your soulmate, and he was once a guy that you disliked, and now you both recognised one another as you felt your print burnt on your collarbone.

Subconciously you reached out to your collarbone and tried to suppress the burnt feeling but you ended up hissing in pain the moment your hands come in contact with the print. Fortunately it subsided after awhile and you turned to look at Hyunjin again, seeing him walking towards you.

“Why-“ before you could even finish your sentence, all you know was he crashed his lips against yours while tilting your chin up to meet his.

Most dumbfounded day. You tried to push him away but he ended up locking you in his embrace tighter by wrapping his hands around your waist and kissed you harder to prove his affection for you while trying not to hurt you.

Eventually, you gave in to him and responded the kiss. When he sensed that you are reciprocating, he deepened the kiss by letting his tongue further explore the inner walls of your mouth, gently sucking and licking on them. Passerbys were judging the both of you but you couldn’t care less but throw your hands around his neck, pulling him closer to you.

After awhile, you both pulled away from each other to catch some breath, while he did not forget to give you a one last kiss on your lips. You finally feel yourself coming back to earth and realised what have you done. You hide your face in between your palms as you leaned against Hyunjin’s chest, making him hug you tighter.

“Dude… we are in public, omg, if my parents saw it they will kill me,” you spoke in his chest, causing him to laugh at your cuteness while he soothed your back.

“It’s okay, im sure they will understand it, even if they don’t im willing to tank the responsibility,” he whispered into your ears and left a gentle kiss on your earlobe, resulting your cheeks to flush even more.

“Y/n, im sorry i did not tell you earlier that i’ve already know that you are my soulmate. I didn’t want to get close to you because of this identity but i want you to know or fall for me for who i am. Of course, it was also because, i’ve already had a crush on you since freshmen year… i don’t know if you remember but, there was one day where i got into a fight with someone and i was quite badly bruised, you came to me and offered to help me clean up my wounds and bought me drink to cheer me up when i was at my worse… girls around me were all chasing only after my visuals and talent but no one actually understands the toughness and pain i gone through, but you were sitting there patiently listening to me and trying to empathise… but i think you couldn’t recognise me because i had longer hair then and my face was injured, but i never forget how you treated me then. I thought i wouldn’t see you anymore but i happened to see you in school with your friend…i was always around you y/n…until i met you again in the art room, which was when i don’t want to lose you anymore…” He confessed into your ears fondly and vulnerably while continuing to embrace you which made you teared up.

You hugged him for a little bit more before he pull you apart gently and cup your face in his palms. He leaned in and make his forehead touch yours after giving a soft kiss on it.

“I like you y/n, and i always do regardless of that stupid bachelor’s button.”

That was the best night you ever had in your 20 years.

—

The saying goes:

“eventually you’ll end up where you will be”

just like how you are born to be, living the life you are supposed to be, working in a job that you are meant to work in, studying in a course that you would love to be in, as well as joining a club that you are interested in.

“with who you are meant to be with”

just like how you are born to be with your parents, making friends with people that may come and go, sticking by your besties that are with you through your ups and downs, meeting classmates and colleagues that you will work with and lastly, meeting your soulmate, or the love of your life that you are fated to be.

“doing what you should be doing”

just like how you are born to play and learn when you were a kid, entering kindergarden and primary school to hone your cognitive skills, entering secondary and high school to enhance your knowledge and social skills, entering university and working to strengthen your foundation and find a direction in your life.

Being a daughter, granddaughter, classmate, friend, best friend, colleague, lover, is all your duty as a human but you never complain about them.

Similarly, the bachelor’s button that is etched on your skin is destined. Although you hated it years back, but now you can’t explain how grateful you are to have this so that it guides you to meet the love of your life.

—

“I like you too Hyunjin, and i always will.”

You spoke so softly that it was only heard between the both of you, and that is all it matters.

“You walked into my life like you had always lived there, like my heart was a home built for you.”

— i think i kinda flopped the ending omggggg 🥲 | ++ im gonna take a break from the flower series becuz im working on a short series now !! Hopefully it will turn out well and receive love from u guys :)

© levantea — all rights reserved. No plagarising, editing, claiming as own without permission.

[everyone-has-their-story]

wtfockdown commentary with my sister: clips 1-5

You mean to tell me there is more?! Why didn’t you say this when I was depressed af after episode 10?!

Clip #1- Zoenne

Who is Senne calling? I’m confused…

ZOE!

ARE you alright? You don’t look alright

Because he loves you...duh

That sounds like a terrible agreement

They’ve been broken up for 3 months??

Aww yes a song! 

He called you out, girl....he knows you too well

She’s pissed that he called her on her shit

Yes, tell him!

Hahahaha Milan I would expect nothing less, you legend

I miss him too

Awkward..

Senne don’t be so obvious! Your heart eyes are showing

Yeah that is weird

You’re looking great, keep up the exercise

Exercising sounds terrible, don’t do it Zoe

Don’t go!

Yes, hw can wait

Stayyyy!

Ofc she is looking at his instagram

YOU MISS HIM! Get back together!!

He hasn’t deleted her pics!! Yessss

Clip #2- Sander vlog

*immediately pauses to read the texts*

Robbe is so cute for asking (about Sander’s appointment)

He is very thoughtful with his word choice huh?

I MISS YOU BOTH!

Is this whole clip just them texting?

This is so cute, but so sad because they can’t see each other

..what?

PAUSE! Is Sander sending him videos?? Ahhhhh! Why are they so fucking cute...continue..

Part 1??

He’s a great tour guide

OMG! HE IS AT THE MURAL!!!

Damn right he is beautiful

He is so extra. I love him

Hell he made me fall madly in love too

Hahahaha Sander

Fuck, I miss you too!

This is so fucking cute

ahhhhh I love them

We agree..it was cute

English! I can read that!

Oh and a kiss emoji? I hate you both...my bf sucks in this quarantine if this is what other people are getting 

Clip #3- Aaron/Amber

Man they really like facebook over there, huh?

Aw she looks cute

Waddup Aaron! 

He knows her wardrobe?

They are kinda cute…

Is that a Pulp Fiction poster?? Wtf

Oh god Amber don’t be THAT girl..

Oh sweet lord..girl no

Aaron looks stressed 

Aaron is like fuck nooooo

Followers?? It’s your friends..they know who you are dating

Amber, honey...you’re doing too much

You can see Aaron regretting this relationship already

She came on here just to tell you that LOL

Ahh no don’t kiss me Aaron

Clip #4- Zoenne texts

Is Zoe texting him?

Yes?

YES! I’m sure hahahaha

Work it Milan! 

You’re killing it sir!

*dances along*

BUSTED!

You look like you’re ready to go Milan

Same, Senne, same

You love it Zoe

Me too! Even though it is awkward af

Ohhhhhh she admits she liked seeing him

What video?

Zoe! Scandalous! 

Love the flirting, sounds like it’s time to get back together, eh?

This girl just called him Seppe?! Love her

So when are y’all getting back together? 

Clip #5- Boy Squad

BOYS!!!!!!

Pause! Is this bitch wearing lights around his neck?? I’ve missed you Robbe. It’s been like a day, but I missed you! Okay proceed

Wtf is Jens’ background??

Moyo has his own lightshow going on

Robbe looks great..quarantine has treated him well

Shit start again, I haven’t read anything...

Where you be Aaron?

Hahahahaha the ig bio thing..they hate it 

LOL Robbe! Whatcha know about Pornhub, huh?

WHAT THE FUCK!? Aaron..

I’m having sensory overload

This is fucking chaos and I would expect nothing less

ROBBE is adorable!

Love is grand? Hahaha

HA! Shots fired by Robbe

Moyo you ain’t getting some no matter what

PAUSE IT!!!! Does Robbe have a fucking earring???? Holy shit. You also paused it on him smiling ...RIP to me. Put that picture on my tombstone. **plays video**

Say no to drugs kids

Oh my god...he did that? Robbe is too sweet (giving up the weed)

You bought a what?!

Jens has apparently recently taken up gardening

Oh boy the Robbe laugh is back...gonna try to bottle that shit up and sell it for profit

Ahhhhhh the ringtone is back!!

SANDER!

He said fuck all y’all my bf is calling, peace out losers

Aaron! Dude whatttttt

Say hi to Sander for me!!

Yeah Aaron..Pornhub! Sure, do that!

Fucking hell Jens...stop with the toothpaste!!

If you think I’m not watching Robbe again, then you would be incorrect…**starts clip again**

[hattywatch]

J. Vesey - You Like Making Me Wait For It

Author’s Note: This was supposed to be done for Valentine’s day but uhhh, about that... So here it is, almost a month late. The premise for this story is that Jimmy is actually a BIG FUCKIN’ SOFTIE and not the sarcastic little shit that I constantly make him out to be. This can be proven by the attached tweet. As always this is fiction, so don’t get carried awayyyy :) 

“It’s not a real holiday,” he texts his mom, in regards to her message to him, bright and early, on February 14. He follows it up with a heart emoji and tells her he'll see her tonight though, because she’s his ma and he’s not a complete mutant, but he pulls the blanket over his head and rolls onto his side and tries to fall into the warm feeling of sleep again. 

As cool and standoffish as Jimmy tries to come off, everyone who knows him would jump at the chance to tell you that in reality, he’s soft as shit. A quick scroll through his recently played on Spotify would give him right up if he tried to deny it. 

His icy indifference to Valentine’s day was never the norm. He used to look forward to it, liked it even, but after years of disappointment the shine has worn off and he's really had enough of it. 

_____

His first Valentine’s memory is fond. He put on his best clothes and walked into school, chest puffed out and chin raised proudly, the little red and pink valentines he worked on with his mom tucked away in his backpack, heart-shaped lollipops carefully taped onto each one. 

He didn’t understand the point of it until his mom patiently explained to him, “Sometimes we’re so busy everyday that we don’t tell people we love them like we should, so on Valentine’s day we spend the whole day letting everyone know we care about them.” He snaked his little arms around her waist and promised his mom he’d never be too busy to remind her he loves her. 

She hugged him back tightly and brushed away a stray tear on her cheek before she opened up the box and had him start listing off the kids names in his class so she could neatly write them on each card. He spends his time taping the lollipops gently to the cards that declare “Have a sweet Valentine’s Day.” 

As the class walked around dropping a card into each other’s decorated shoe-boxes, Jimmy couldn’t help but be filled with love for his friends. Tipping over the box afterwards, he was a little glum when he found out Tommy was the sole recipient of a card from Ashley, the pretty blonde with pigtails who sat 3 seats in front of him. 

When he walked home from the bus stop with Jess later, they talked about their favorite ones, in particular the heart shaped erasers the teacher gifted each of them. She didn’t get a card from Ashley either. His mom told him not to worry about it and quickly diverted his attention to the pile of valentines with pencils and stickers attached, ooh-ing and ahh-ing as he explained who each one was from. 

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In highschool Valentine's day is marked (like everything else during those awkward teenage years) by a rush of hormones and snickers. 

The week leading up to Valentine's day the cheerleading squad hung signs up all over the halls detailing how to purchase a rose to be delivered to the person of your choosing during classes. All of the proceeds go to a local charity, so each morning the voice over the speaker reminded the student body to buy a rose for a good cause before listing off the lunch of the day and signing off. 

Jimmy fills out a few; a pink one for his little cousin a few grades down from him, a yellow one for the librarian who helped him submit his college applications, and an orange one for Jess who just got a rejection letter from Duke and could use some cheering up. 

On the 13th he finds himself with $2 extra dollars and some time to kill before Jess is done with extra help and ready to walk home. He goes to the office and fills out a slip for a red rose to be delivered to Molly, a girl he's helped in Chinese class a few times; she's popular and cute. He can't help his heart from quickening when they go over characters that have been giving her a particularly hard time during the spare period they share once a week. 

He writes her name clearly in black ink, trying his best to keep his penmanship even and neat. 

"There you are!" He jumps, but luckily his pen is off of the paper, having just finished scribing the Y in his name. Jess walks up to him, braids trapped under her backpack straps; it looks uncomfortable. "I've been looking everywhere for you, dude." 

He slides the scrap of paper into the slot of the box in front of him. "Sorry, last minute love, you know how it is." 

He feels his cheeks get warm at the thought of Jess catching him in the act. She is much more pragmatic when it comes to love. She hasn’t dated at all in high school, laser focused on her grades and soccer. He knows she thinks he’s a sap for caring at all when it’s unlikely anyone will find lifelong love in high school, but he's a romantic, sue him.

"Yeah, I know. You're a sucker for this stupid holiday," she rolls her eyes at him and adjusts her bookbag, swinging the tails of her braids free. He shrugs a shoulder but smiles, because she’s right and he can’t deny it. 

“C’mon Romeo, my mom said she’d pick us up out front, it’s freezing today.” He follows her, excited about the prospect of tomorrow. He’s not sure, but he thinks Molly may feel the same way, and there’s no time like the present to find out. 

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When he quietly places his lunch tray down next to Jess she knows something is off. He usually bounds over to the table, chatty and excited to talk about his morning classes and who said what stupid thing that made the class groan, but he’s downright meloncholy and she can feel it roll off his body in waves. 

Jess twirls the stem of her orange rose between her pointer and index fingers, “Thanks Jim. Made my day.” She bops him on the head with the flower. He smiles a little but it doesn’t reach his eyes. 

“Rough day?” He nods and starts picking at the crust of his pizza. 

“I didn’t sign my fucking last name.” Jess doesn’t quite understand, so she kicks him under the table to get him to look up from his pizza and make eye contact. She raises her eyebrows in question and he finally continues, “I sent Molly a rose.”

Jess hums for him to keep going, she heard a rumor going around about Molly and James Jordan getting together, but she hadn’t heard anything about Jimmy. 

“We study together every week. Chinese. She has a hard time with the-" he waves his hand to clear the subject, "anyway it’s not important. We have a free period together every Tuesday and I help her with it. I thought maybe she noticed.” Jimmy sighs and squishes his water bottle in his hand, “You know I get nervous around her, so I thought maybe she knew. Anyway, I sent her a flower, but I just wrote ‘Jimmy.' No last name. She thought it was Jordan and she walked right up to him in between classes and kissed him. They have a date Saturday night.”

Jess winces, “That blows. I’m sorry, Jim. Maybe it’s not meant to be for a reason. I heard that she…" she pauses because she's never actually heard anything bad about the other girl, but desperately wants to cheer up her friend. "I heard that she… snores?" Jimmy finally rolls his eyes and laughs. 

"Oh yeah, cross her off the list. That's a deal breaker." He smiles for the first time in hours and he's sure Molly isn't the one he's been waiting for. 

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In college his fervor to have a nice Valentine’s day led him to ask out the brunette from his Public Finance class, she said yes and seemed excited, but then text him to cancel 2 days before that she "forgot about a big paper that's due on Monday." His buddy John is in the same class and didn’t say anything about a paper, so Jimmy takes the hint and decides to go home for the weekend, tail between his legs and heart heavy from the rejection

He heads to the laundromat with a veritable sack filled with, what feels like, every piece of clothing he's ever owned, downtrodden and pissed off. He's loading his clothes into the machine when someone jabs him in the side with a boney digit. 

"What the hell are you doing, Jim?" Jess beams up at him. She's wearing pink lipstick, but is otherwise dressed in all black, like always. 

“Laundry. My mom had too many loads at the house ‘cuz Nolan brought his home too, so I’m just going to do it here quick.” He keeps shoving his clothes in the washer machine.

Jess nods at him, “Cool… cool. So, your mom still does your laundry?” She shoves her hands deep into the front pockets of her jeans and leans back on her heels with a shit eating grin.

Jimmy stops and looks up at her, “Uh, usually. Yeah, why? Can you tell?” He stands up, back sore from being hunched over the front-loading washing machine. She looks up at him and grins wider. 

“You’re supposed to separate the colors. Let me help you.” She starts pulling all of his clothes out of the washer and dumping it into her orange pop-up hamper. “Come over here, I’m using this machine.” 

“Why are you here,” he attempts gentle conversation since, apparently, he’s domestically useless. Jess opens a machine and starts pulling out all of his light colored clothes, basically pairs and pairs of socks and a few t-shirts here and there. 

“My stupid comforter is too big. It takes forever at my house, so I just bring it here instead of drying it 6 times,” she pauses,  pinching a lone sock and holding it out in front of her swinging it in his direction before throwing it in the washer, “lucky for you, James.” She helps him sort the other colors and shows him where the detergent goes and lends him some fabric softener that smells nice, she even advises him against washing his suit pants and the one nice sweater he owns, saying that he’d be better off dry cleaning them. 

An hour later when their stuff is all folded and packed back up, he’s got no other plans and he hasn’t seen Jess since the summer, so he helps her bring her comforter and sheets to her car and stands there awkwardly trying not to make this weird. 

“Jessie,” she turns around, scarf half wound around her neck, death glare pinned on him. 

“Did you want me to kill you? Don't call me that,” she swats at him and opens her trunk so he can drop her cottony smelling bedding in it. 

“Let me buy you dinner, this was really nice of you to help me.” She smiles and agrees without any cajoling. 

“Oh god, yes. I’m starving. Chipotle?” There’s a reason they’ve been friends for so long. 

They order and he pays while she fills up their cups and finds an empty booth. When he drops the trays down on the table and slides her the burrito she ordered, he smiles and reaches his hand across the table, “Jessie, will you be my Valentine?” 

She rolls her eyes, but it’s warm and laced with affection when she kicks him under the table, “You fucking sap. You’re lucky you bought me food or I’d say no.” She takes a bite and chews, but Jimmy keeps needling. 

“So you’re saying the way to your heart is through your stomach.” He nods, “Noted.” 

They chat over dinner, discussing college and what people from high school are up to. She’s in an accelerated program at BC and should graduate a year early. He’s reserved, but hoping to get drafted. 

It’s not long after they're done, still taking up space in the booth, when his mom calls, “Hey ma.” Jess mouths ‘tell her I said hi!’ and gets up to throw away their garbage and heads to the ladies room. 

“Jess said to tell you hi,” it’s barely out of his mouth before he regrets it. 

“You’re out with Jess. On Valentine’s day?” Her tone is accusing, but soft. “I always liked her. I didn’t realize you were seeing each other. You don’t tell me anything anymore.” Before she can get too deep in her pity party he stops her.

“It’s not like that. We just ran into each other, we didn’t plan anything” Jimmy scratches at a scuff on the table, wishing he just waited until he got home to have this conversation. The last thing he’d want to do is make Jess uncomfortable with this. His mom prattles on about how she’s always liked Jessica from down the block, but Jimmy mostly tunes it out. It’s not until she’s walking back to the table, smiling softly at him that he rushes his mom off the phone the best he can.

“I’ll tell her you said hi. I’ll be home soon, see you, love you, bye!” He hangs up before she can get a word in.

Jess plops down across from him, “Did you tell her I said hi? I love your mom.” He assures her he did, and stands up, stretching. 

“We should get going,” he grabs his keys off of the table, and Jess stands too and follows him out to their cars. 

“Thanks, Valentine,” she unexpectedly hugs him around the middle. “I usually hate this fucking day, but you made it pretty bearable.” 

He can’t help the laugh that escapes him; she’s such a pessimist. “Yeah, I get that a lot after dates. Bearable.” 

His heart stutters when he realizes what he said, his hands get clammy. He feels dumb, hanging up on his mom so she didn’t make Jess feel like tonight was anything that they didn’t intend it to be, and then he sticks his foot straight into his stupid mouth.

Jess doesn’t flinch though and just follows him out the door to their cars. “See ya later, Jim. Don’t be a stranger. Cambridge isn’t that far, yeah?”

He laughs and hugs her goodbye again before getting in his own car and driving home. 

When he unlocks the front door his mother is on him like a hawk. “Where’s Jessica? Why didn’t you bring her here? I just love that girl.” He has to remind himself to calm down before he opens his mouth, because she means well and loves him. 

“She had some stuff to do, but she said hi,” he grabs a cookie off of a plate cooling on the countertop and prays his mom doesn’t need to go out, lest she catch sight of Jess’ car in her driveway and ruin his lie.

She takes his half eaten cookie from his hand and takes a bite, chewing slowly. “What you’re saying is that I shouldn’t get my hopes up,” before she pins him with a glare only a mother could muster. 

“Still single, ma.” He grabs a cookie in each hand and hustles up the stairs to his room before she can pepper him with more questions. 

He lies on his bed and flips on his tv, clicking channel to channel until he finds a hockey game that will keep his attention. By the end of the 2nd, the Bruins are up 4-1 over the Leafs and he mutes the intermission report to scroll through twitter uninterrupted. 

His timeline is filled with photo after photo of happy couples and gushing declarations of love. He can’t help but sigh and be a little jealous. After watching the rest of the beating Boston lays on Toronto, he shuts the TV off and lies awake, staring at his ceiling. The jealousy has faded, and now he’s just a little sad, slightly disappointed, with a pinch discouraged mixed in. 

He’d blame his next action on hopelessly romantic desperation as he opens Twitter back up and drafts his tweet. 

Spending another Valentine's day without having found “the one.” Hope she is out there somewhere safe and sound.

Jimmy taps the button to send the tweet and rolls over onto his side before the day catches up to him and he falls into a mostly dreamless sleep. 

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 Valentine’s day as a Ranger finds him alone in the city once more, begrudgingly texting his mother back and pretending this holiday doesn't make him feel like Steven fucking Glansberg. 

At least he's back in Boston tonight, starting  an away stretch down the eastern seaboard. He has two whole days to spend with his friends and family in his home state before the game against the Bruins and before they leave for Carolina and two more down in Florida. 

He takes his parents out for dinner soon after he lands, and then hits up a few friends to go to the bar. They’re all happy to hear from him, but only Tommy can come out, everyone else is busy with their girlfriends. He can’t blame them. He’d rather be courting a pretty girl than third-wheeling with his parents, but he’s not there yet in his life, so a few beers with Tommy will have to do.

They’re chatting through their second round of Guinness and watching the basketball game when his phone vibrates in his pocket. He leaves it, the game is getting good and it’s almost the half. A three-pointer closes it out and Tommy excuses himself for the bathroom, so Jimmy signals the bartender for two more and finally pulls his phone out of his pocket. 

Jess: Jimmmmmmmmm

He smiles in spite of himself. 

What’s up Jessie?

But then Tommy comes back from the bathroom and he puts the phone back into his pocket, because he’s a good bro and that’s rude. 

He almost forgets about it, laughing with Tommy through the rest of the game and catching up with a few kids from the neighborhood that walk into the bar and spot him, but then he takes his phone out to order an Uber and he sees the notifications. 

4 unread texts from Jess

He orders the Uber after putting in Tommy's address as the first stop and his parent's home as the second before he swipes back over to his texts. 

Jess: I'm at a galrnyinrd day party

Jess: Galrntinrd*

Jess: GALENTINES******* 

We were playing text or delete and I didn't want to delete you 😭

She's obviously had a few. Jess was never one for overt emotion. But it's always fun getting it out of her, so he hopes she hasn't sobered up in the hour that's passed since she text him last. He climbs into the Uber after Tommy and types out a careful message to her. Eyes struggling to focus since he had a few beers himself. 

Didn't know you cared, Jessie. 

He finally looks up and says goodbye to Tommy with a handshake that turns into a hug when the car comes to a stop, before settling back into the backseat for the rest of the ride to his childhood home. 

He doesn't get another message from her until the driver stops at the final destination and wishes him a good night. Jimmy leaves a tip when the app pops up asking for a review and sits on his front steps in the cool night air, trying to sober up before he walks inside and wakes the whole house up. 

Jess: You're a big dummy. 

The message is quickly followed by another. 

Jess: When are you coming home next? 

Jimmy doesn't know what to say to that, so he stands up next to his house number and snaps a selfie before sending it off to Jess. 

Jess: 👀👀👀👀

Jess: I'm walking to you now

He hears her front door slam from 6 houses away in the quiet stillness of the late night. The next thing he hears echoing are her giggles followed by heavy footsteps as she runs over to him. 

"I misssssed you." She's a little tipsy still, he can tell by how tightly she wraps her arms around him. 

"Missed you too, Jessie," he winds his arms around her too. She buries her face in his chest and he can feel her cold nose through his shirt. 

"Let's go hangout in the basement. It's freezing out here," he unlocks the front door with his Patriots key, the same one he's had since middle school; the paint chipping with use over the years. 

When they walk through his mom's kitchen, she opens the fridge and grabs two water bottles before following him down the steps to the basement where they'd spent much of their youth watching movies, doing homework, and playing Mario Kart. He feels calm and at home here, sunken into the old couch with her by his side. 

"So, Galentine's?" He swipes one of the water bottles from her and takes a sip before switching on the TV to whatever is on TBS, it looks like The Notebook.

"Don't make fun. It's a nice excuse to drink some wine and have a good night with your friends." She sniffs haughtily.

"Yeah, yeah. Any excuse to drink and gossip," he's just picking on her a little. It's what they do.

She swigs her water and looks at him with a little distaste coloring her face. "Stop acting like you and Tom didn't do the same thing earlier; I saw his insta story." 

Her eyes open wider as she realizes what she said, and he's a little taken aback. If she saw Tommy's story, that means...

"So you knew I was home?" He presses his knee against hers on the couch.

She looks anywhere but at him, finally focusing her attention to the water bottle in her hand- unscrewing and re-screwing the cap back on. 

"I mean..." She rolls her eyes in that careless way she has about her, and he notices her sweater is pink, as are the socks peeking out of the tops of her boots. "Kinda." He feels her move imperceivably closer into his side.

He can't help the smile taking over his face, "You just wanted to spend Valentine's day watching chick flicks with me, you can say it." 

"Shut up," she hits him with a pillow, firm across his chest. "Maybe."

It's the closest he's ever gotten to a mushy declaration from her and it warms him up. "You're an ice queen," he wheedles gently, wrapping his arm up and over her shoulders along the back of the couch. 

She sighs and leans her head on his shoulder, he's happy to sit here watching Noah hang from the ferris wheel, just like this, but Jess is apparently not.

"Not feeling so icy right now," she whispers, so low he's not sure if he imagined it, but then she's right up in his ear, "Feeling a little warm, actually."

She places her hand flat on his chest and sucks gently on the skin under his ear behind the tendon in his neck and he's feeling a little warm too, as a matter of fact. 

"Jess," she doesn't pause at the sound of her name, "Jessie," he pushes, a little more firm, he can't bear to physically remove her because it feels too good, but he's just, not sure she wants this.

"Jimmy," it's mumbled against his neck, and she barely pauses sucking into his skin to pant out his name. 

"You don't really…" he stutters, not sure how to go about this. "Are you sure you…" She bites gently at his neck and he can't help the groan that leaves his lips, "Jesus Christ, stop that for one second. I can't think straight when you do that."

 He gently pushes her shoulder to give himself room to breathe and collect his thoughts, but when he looks over at her she looks downright chagrined. 

"I'll just… go," she starts to stand up and he grabs her wrist and pulls her back down to the couch. 

"No you don't." She falls to the couch ungracefully next to him, red in the face and eyes glassy. "What the hell is this about, Jess. You can't just do… that and then leave without a word." 

"Don't make me say it." Jess looks down at her hands. Her face gets impossibly redder and Jimmy is sure he's going to like this next part very much. 

"Gotta tell me your feelings, Jessie." She refuses to look at his face and he can't stop the grin from forming. 

Deciding to put her out of her misery, he nuzzles his nose against her neck, gently exhaling into the sensitive skin there. 

"You… I… ugh!" She grasps at the back of his head and tilts her own to give him better access, but he refuses to take the bait until she says it. 

"Say it," he whispers, pulling away just enough so his lips don't graze her skin. 

He can feel the sigh she releases before she steels her body, spine going straight and takes a deep breath. 

"I want nothing more than to watch cheesy chick flicks with you. Both on Valentine's day and every other single day of the year. You're the only person that has ever made this day worthwhile and I…" 

He's not sure how the sentence was supposed to end, because he's so proud of her that he can't wait and stops her mid-sentence with a kiss on her mouth. 

She doesn't really have much to say after that, and he knows she's not great with feelings, so he's just being merciful.

_____

Mrs. Vesey makes her way down into the basement on February 15th, a basket of laundry propped up against her hip. She screams once, startled by the unexpected lump she finds on the couch in what she thought was an empty basement. 

She screams a second time when she realizes who spent the night. 

Jimmy could have done without either.

[sarcasticnerdfan]

Things my English teacher has said

(keep in mind this is on Zoom and we only have English class twice a week right now. Also I’m changing his name to Mr. Smith just in case haha.)

”This young boy was actually a type of cat.”

”I promise this isn’t a threat, it’s just a fact.”

*giggles hysterically* “I’m getting excited now!”

“Would you want to be protected if you murdered someone?”

“That doesn’t mean you can just go around and murder people!”

“Have you ever murdered someone?”

“Hiding a murder isn’t usually a good option.” ~We read a lot of short stories about murders okay~

“Make sure you purchase some of that sweet Mr. Smith merch.”

“...make sure to like and subscribe!” *ends Zoom meeting*

“For school purposes, I just drew an inflatable spear.”

“When do you see someone with red eyes?”

“A really long list of two basic items.”

“This video is required by law and it’s 40 minutes long, so that really sucks for you guys.”

“Skateboards will be finnessed.”

“You’re all absolutely riveted, right?” because everyone had their cameras off and mics muted.

“Gangs in school may cause destruction.”

“Good cavorting, excellent cavorting.”

“Focus on his cheeks, best cheeks in DHS.”

“No drugs on the bus.”

“That’s what happens when you stand up on a moving bus.”

“I’m pretty sure I saw one or two people fall asleep on camera.”

“I thrive in awkward silence.” *entire class proceeds to be silent for fifteen straight minutes*

“SHI--OOT, I was muted!”

“She basically looks like Angela from The Office.”

“That’s a new problem!”

We’ll measure your brain with our measuring cups.”

“If you don’t like the book, you can burn it!”

“I actually have no idea how any of this works.”

“I don’t know, ask your homeroom teacher. If I’m your homeroom teacher....good luck with that. I’m sorry.”

“Feel free to interrupt me; I’m talking nonsense anyway.”

“I want to wrinkle your brain as much as possible.”

“Come to the front of the class and we’ll measure your brain.”

“It would be helpful if I knew how to use my computer.”

“Some sort of connection is back, and I have no idea what happened, but it’s fine.”

“It’s not a wallet chain, it’s a scrunchy chain! God!”

“This song is comparing high-schoolers to soldiers, and it has a point. That’s the bad part.”

“You have a measuring cup for someone’s brain. Because that’s how that works.”

“Gimme a second.” *off screen* “Get outta here!” *throws cat*

“Two a.m. in the morning.”

“I don’t know how much depth Luigi really has as a character.”

“What the heck is water?”

“How many times do you use the English language?”

“Do you speak more than once a day?”

“Whoooo! That’s not so bad!” *after drawing something that no one could interpret*

“Gotta add some wiggles here.”

“That’s so bad. That’s not how lines go.”

“I’ve got twenty minutes left to do everything else.”

“You could try, but you’re also very wrong.”

“We could ‘TLAK’ about characters.” (yes, TLAK, I did not misspell that)

“Mr. Smith on the whiteboard drawing really...COOL things.”

“Ahh that’s a joke.”

“If you ever want to sound, uh, cultured.”

“That’s a tree, should have been a house.”

“Nature doesn’t give you second chances. Nature is the cruellest antagonist of all.”

“The author has this thing where he just kills everyone all the time.”

“Senores, channel your inner Justin Timberlake.”

“The character is kind of an idiot. It’s not their fault.”

“I hear myself talk too much.”

“It’s just a rat that knows how to cook, right?” *nervous laugh*

“Oh no! Oh yes! NOOOOOO! Oh wait, it’s fine.”

“Don’t call him a ginger. That’s kind of not. Nice.”

“I swear to God. I know ‘life’ doesn’t have two L’s in it.”

“That’s stupid. I’m erasing that.” *draws smiley face*

“Only $99 is not a tone.”

“Politicians have to sell themselves for votes...that didn’t sound right. Politicians are not prostitutes.”

“Words put together make a phrase.”

*loud sigh* “That was a good pun.”

“If birds and humans switched places, would we also switch sizes? ‘Cause I don’t think most branches could hold me.”

“No offense to anyone who likes...fishy milk.”

“You don’t want to use the wrong word because that’s called ‘being embarrassing.’“

“His eyes that are way up on his head, so Nick...doesn’t have a forehead.”

“Not that I’m biased or anything, but he’s a terrible person.”

“I don’t think the sun should be called Kanye West. I don’t think Kanye needs a bigger ego.”

“The sun should be named after Kanye West so he’s finally outshined.”

“But what if you guys were wrong?” *dramatic gasp*

*sends 1000 boat emojis into the chat*

“This seems like a terrible idea. Let’s do it.”

“How do we show wealth? MONOCLES.” and then a few that are actually good advice

“Don’t judge your week based on how you feel Monday morning.”

“We should always seek to understand those who are different.” I might add more to this later

[kimmyswriting]

Exo Reaction: Their s/o moving around in their sleep a lot and accidentally kicking them

Request: EXO reaction to you moving around a lot in your sleep and lowkey kicking them sometimes lol

Omgg this is so funny aha, I can't relate though because I literally don't move at all when I sleep. I hope you like it! 

MASTERLIST

REQUEST HERE

Minseok: It'd wake him up the first time you accidentally kicked him in your sleep and he'd be so confused. Did you kick him in his dream or was it real? Why did you kick him? Are you upset? Do you need something? He'd be super concerned but when he sees you move about even more after kicking him he just chuckles to himself, and tries to go back to sleep while dealing with you jabbing him with your elbow every 10 seconds 

"Ahh, why are you like this?"

Junmyeon: Would look for ways to help you not move as much in your sleep as it disturbs his sleep and could also potentially disturb yours if you wake yourself up by accident. He wouldn’t get annoyed from you kicking him though, he knows you can’t help it.

“Do you wanna try this method I found online? Apparently it helps you stop moving around in your sleep as much. It might be helpful!”

Yixing: He’d be quick to find a solution to your constant kicking at him at night. Before you both went to sleep, he’d wrap you up in his arms as close to him as possible so you can’t even move. It might take you by surprise at first but it would become a normal thing that happens, plus who doesn’t want to be held tight by Yixing?

“Mph, I’m so sleepy, come here” *has you in his arms before you even realise*

Baekhyun: Not gonna lie, he’d probably kick you back, playfully of course. After that he’d just cuddle into you so it’d be harder for you to kick him. At this point you’d be awake, and he’d almost make it into a game to see if you can still kick him in different positions. (not like that ya nasty)

“Yah, let’s see how you like being kicked in the shin at this hour!” *lowkey turns into a tickle fight*

Jongdae: He’d also be confused like Minseok as to what was going on. Sleepy Jongdae would have his eyebrows furrowed at you while you were still fast asleep, he wouldn’t talk to you about it until the next morning as he doesn’t want to wake you up,

“Did you know that you move around a lot in your sleep? Trust me, I know.”

Chanyeol: He has long ass legs and I have a feeling that he’d tangle his legs in yours while you’re sleeping so he wouldn’t really feel any kicking. If he actually felt you kicking him he’d be super confused. Would probably say something sarcastic if you actually hurt him.

*you kick him and wake up from the sudden movement” “Are you comfortable yet? I’ve put up with you kicking me for 10 minutes now! How about we sleep like this?” *tangles his legs in yours*

ignore the emoji my dudes

Kyungsoo: Doesn’t even wake him up. Probably never realizes you kick in your sleep unless another member sees, he might make some noises of discomfort in his sleep however, but you would never properly wake him up from it.

“ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZzZZZzzzzZ”

Jongin: Why do I feel like he kicks in his sleep himself? This boy is energetic okay, if you don’t beat him to it, you’ll probably be woken by him up before you can even kick him yourself. You’d both laugh about it sleepily and proceed to go back to sleep.

“Wah, I’m sorry jagi, I didn’t mean to”

Sehun: Would probably just brush it off if you woke him up by kicking him accidentally, he’d be way too sleepy to roast you like he would if he was wide awake and in evil maknae mode.He’d end up cuddling into you even more so you can barely move.

*a bunch of sleepy mumbles* *a soft pure boy*

[mistydeyes]

OHSHC in the RFA

OHSHC members as the members of the RFA in Mystic Messenger.

Beginning: As a new student of Ouran, you are mysteriously given a note telling you to download an app and also to enter a particular room on the second floor. Sensing adventure but evil you cautiously enter Room 7. Once you walk in your phone starts buzzing and you realize it is the weird app on your phone. You open it and realize you’re in a chatroom full of odd members! After learning their names they explain that the app is used between members of the HFA or the Haruhi Fundraising Association which was originally developed to fundraise for school events and other endeavors. The room you’re standing in was the office as well as second home to the Fujioka Family. But due to the death of the family’s matriarch, the office is abandoned and their daughter, Haruhi does most of the planning on her own. They invite you to stay and possibly help the organization get back on their feet and throw a gala to establish themselves again. (Headcannons below the cut)

(In order from least to most involved:)

Hunny

Basically is Yoosung’s double

Once you enter the chatroom he asks you the most important question of all

“What’s your favorite cake?”

When you answered “Strawberry” he immediately gained your trust

After that he would talk to you whenever he could

Or whenever you would listen to him

He tells you that as much as he disliked Haruhi’s father, he stayed in the organization because of Mori and Haruhi

He eventually opened up about his family and brother, why he likes sweets and lolita things so much, and him wanting to act like a grown man

However he could to really act like one when he discovered Room 7 had a bomb in it and that there was someone trying to kidnap you

Literally tries to move you out 

“Like no, MC you need to leave with me right now. I’m trying to protect you.”

But you weren’t having it, all your work was there and you practically lived in that room

Eventually when Haruhi was going to confront and find the people that were stalking you, he decided to go

When he came back for the day of the annual host club party, you were so shocked

He had bruises and cuts and more importantly his eye was covered with a patch

You went to talk to him and whoa are you dipping and kissing me rn

That he was and you guys lived happily ever after (yayyyy)

Mori

In the beginning, all the members loved you except for him

You could no get a word out of him AT A L L

You even tried to learn the names of judo moves and tried to impress him that way but N O N E  O F  I T  W O R K E D

That was until you put Kyoya and Tamaki in their place when they were talking about how great of members there were

“Actually, Mori helps out with a lot of the work you guys. Give him more credit.”

Then the most amazing thing happened

HE SENT A BLUSHY FACE EMOJI

You were awestruck and then you both started bonding on how undermined you both were 

“I started coordinating for free and with a day’s notice. Can I get some appreciation here?!”

“Agreed MC, do you want to go get coffee to burn this off?

A N D  B O O M! First date time!!

Although your date was full of pettiness and sass

This basically became your routine well until the bomb thing pops up

“MC! Look at the chat, Haruhi is talking about you.”

Literally a second later

“MC!!! GET OUT OF THAT ROOM!”

That was the most emotion he ever showed to you

You convince him that your safe and he cautiously watches you like reeeaally watches

Anyways eventually with the tension building up between all the members, he eventually speaks against Tamaki and Kyoya about wanting a bigger role

“MC and I are doing all of the background work, we want to at least be mentioned at the party!”

It proves successful, although Tamaki and Kyoya are pretty pissed at first

But the party continues on and with you there, Mori walks up to you

“MC, will you be my business partner?”

AHH YESSS

And the end!

Hikaru

Asks you if you’re dating anyone

He literally invades and gets into your personal life

That was until he hit a note and now you’re spilling your life to him

“M-MC, shhh it’s okay. I’m so sorry..”

To repay you he tells you about how he and his brother were originally part of association

Immediately regrets this and acts very wary and distant for a few days

Then the worst happens

Tamaki calls him and says that you haven’t been seen entering Room 7 for the day

He springs into action and drives over to your apartment

Once he gets in the room however, he sees you surrounded by members wearing what looks to be like familiar attire

He growls at them to leave but it takes actually threatening to kill them for the group to rush away

You’re a sobbing mess by now

“MC, I have to tell you something.”

Now this is when the beans spill

“I need to tell you more about the association I’ve mentioned. Kaoru and I were part of it and it was led by this women who wanted to establish a cult bent on doing her bidding”

Basically sums up that Haruhi’s dad found both of them and brought them into the HFA with new names and identities

Now you are both crying

Back to the story, you both got out of there and stayed with him and Kaoru for a while until the day of the party

Once there, you got so many apologies from all of the members but Hikaru was still super cautious with you

Eventually it was time to give the speech and you were so prepared but Hikaru pushed you out of the way and gave one for you

“I would like to say that, through these last couple days of hell, MC has supported me and been strong through it. And I love her for it...”

With this he drops the mike and runs to you

Ends with lots and lots of kisses after

Kaoru

Basically in the same boat as his brother

Much like Mori, he did not like you at first

He just felt like you were acting nice to get something out of the members

Eventually you confronted him about what his problem was

“It’s not you! You just remind me of her!”

Welp now he has to tell you who “she” is

You sit there on the phone with him as he tells you about his time in this cult with his brother and all of that jazz

Then he gets into the deep recesses of his mind and tells you of how this new member joined the cult and took him under her spell

This poor baby fell in love with her but then she revealed to him that the “leader” wanted her to scout out the weak

Now his heart is broken and he is being brought out of the cult, kicking screaming

He then tells how he and his brother were found by Haruhi’s father

So now you understand (and are heartbroken too)

After this he decides that he can’t do anything he regrets even more

So you guys become better friends

The days continue with you planning the party until on the 6th day when Kyoya tells you of the bomb that’s in Room 7

Also did he mention that there was a stalker that’s been seen following you home?

Well now he did!

You, ofc, flip the hell out and run to Kaoru in fear and anger

He protects you the best he can, until someone breaks into your house

Kaoru walks home to find you in a choke hold with one of the members from that cul- oh crap it’s my old cult

Then proceeds to knock them away and brings you into his arms

You and him are collectively freaking out and Haruhi walks in to see all this

She immediately relocates you both after what has happened until the party

The day of the party, you have a horde of bodyguards surrounding you

Kaoru tells the members that he plans on moving you and him to a safe house 

You and the others are taken aback but then he does something you would never expect

He quickly kisses you as to somehow affirm your support and love

TO BE CONTINUED

Kyoya

He had taps on you before you even got to know him

So he knew everything that made you tick and turn in your sleep at night

But one thing legitimately caught him off-guard

“Do you think cats are allowed in Room 7? I would like to bring mine from home.”

W H O A, H O L D  U P

You own a cat?!

This is news to him and he immediately says yes but not before checking if the cat was domesticated first

He pulls up to Room 7 where he finds you moving yourself in.

He picks up a couple of your things and wow are these classic novels and business textbooks?

He realizes how cultured and educated you are

Maybe files aren’t always correct

Anyways, he stays for awhile and pets your cat while both of you drink wine and chat

When he realizes what time it it, he kisses you on the cheek and leaves abruptly

The next day you drop by Kyoya’s office and are stopped by a formal looking woman who just stares and rolls her eyes at you

You walk in to see him angered and flustered

“I cannot believe my father wants me to marry her. That witch!”

That came out of nowhere

You sit him down and discuss what happened when he tells you that his father tried to set the two of them up

You are shocked but convince him to shake it off and leave it at that

However as you’re heading home, a car stops and this group of robed people try to force you into their car

But suddenly you hear sirens behind you and are rushed to safety by guards

When you are brought to safety, you realize it’s Kyoya’s mansion

“MC I saw you leaving and got a bad feeling so I had my men follow you. Good thing they were there, you will be staying with me for the night until they can find this group.”

Nights turn into days and days turn into whEN CAN I LEAVE

Eventually Mori comes and basically slaps the sense into Kyoya

“She’s a human, not a changed animal, Kyoya”

Kyoya sensing your discomfort, admits on how sorry he is and that he doesn’t know how to deal with these odd stirrings that happen

Stirrings = LOVE TRAINNNNN

Back to reality, Kyoya lets you return to Room 7 (with bodyguards tho)

The day of the party you looked at a package in the room unsurprisingly, it was Kyoya and he had sent you the fanciest dress money could buy

You arrive at the event and are suddenly shuffled to him

He smiles and sneaks a kiss with you before walking to the stage

He summarizes his appreciation for the guests. Haruhi’s father, and also for you (noting your ability to make him feel loved and calm)

He then pulls you on stage and puts an affectionate arm around you and continues with the party

It gets really sad and dark from here. They also kinda mirror 707′s ending and the secret endings

Tamaki

A well-bred French boy who loves to brag about his various luxuries in life

When he first sees you in the chat room, he jumps the gun and asks what a beautiful girl like you is doing in the conversation

“Looking for equally handsome boys”

Heart eyes for days

Unlike the other members, you click immediately and soon he is bringing you lunches whenever he’s not meeting with his father

You guys chat while snacking on commoner’s food

These chats turn into long conversations which turn into dates

Dates include him coming by the room with champagne and roses so that he can cheer you up as you plan

All is going well and you both are slowly falling in love

That is until Room 7 is open and you’re not there

Full out freak out and panicking

He then hears small, muffled screams for help inside the grand piano

He rushes over and sees you with your arms and legs tied with a cloth in your mouth

“M-MC let me get you out of there!”

You shake your head furiously and nod your head behind him

Too late

An unknown assailant knocks you and him out

When you wake up you’re in a jail cell with no escape

You both try to scream and get yourselves out but with no luck

Eventually a guard releases you both and guides you to a large hall filled with members dressed in similar garb

As you further your way into the room, a small gasp comes from Tamaki

For there in front of you both is a middle-aged woman

Upon some contemplation, you realize how much she looks like Haruhi

“Well Tamaki, it’s nice to see you again. Have you been treating my dear Haruhi well?”

Tamaki scoffs and is replied with a slap to the cheek by the woman

“Now you always were a well-mannered boy, whatever happened?”

“We thought you were dead! How could you do this and kidnap me and MC?!”

He was now screaming and crying

“Tamaki dear, you never realized how much more I wanted the HFA to be, it was some silly school fundraising club but there was so much potential power with it.”

She walked over to you and dragged a finger along your jawline

"For example this one, if she was originally in this ploy we could’ve run the highest of corporations...”

You squirmed under her sudden touch and wished for a way out

Then you heard a loud crash from the wall behind you

You turned and were immediately knocked down by Tamaki as bullets flew by you.

“MC on the count of three run!”

One

Two

Three

RUN!

So you did exactly that as Haruhi’s mom desperately tried to cling onto you, you kicked her off and ran into the safety of the outside

Once out, you were guided by Tamaki towards a familiar family logo of the Otori family

There are the personal bodyguards of Kyoya who guide you both to Room 7 and eventually home

They explain how they found cultist and would order plans to interrogate them for information.

They also say that they were not able to locate the body of Haruhi’s mother nor any of the other cultists

“How do we tell Haruhi?”

“I-I don’t know...”

Haruhi

(Of course this is going to be long and the most detailed)

The minute you entered, you knew who the leader was

Haruhi quickly established her hierarchy of the group and demanded to know why you were in her conversation

“I am Haruhi Fujioka, the daughter of the founders of this organization. Now I demand to know who you are.”

You quickly replied your name and as to how your got in contact with her.

She tells you that she will keep an eye out for you

Which you accept with gratitude

As the days progress you run into plans that contradict each other and you implore someone to come and help

Eventually she leaves the safety of her home to go over plans for the party

As she is about to leave you both receive a message from Kyoya that Haruhi must stay with you in Room 7

Both of you are puzzled, but no one dare go against Kyoya

Haruhi spent that night on her laptop, contacting anyone who could’ve known what happened or who has any information at all

At 5AM she receives her answer, her home has been blown up

Kyoya explains that the extraction team found various debris that indicated the detonation

Haruhi is now a wreck and refuses to talk to anyone but her father who is away on business

You try to console her but she just pushes you away and runs into another room

She yells at you to leave her alone and you leave, disheartened

You find her hours later surrounded by papers

“Haruhi, what are you doing?”

“I think I found something...”

She explains that as she was lying on the floor she had noticed a small hatch under the bed. She opened it and found plans and coordinates for a building.

Following some research, you found that the coordinates led to a small patch of land in the middle of a forest

The next morning, Haruhi is determined to find the meaning of the craziness that has been going on

You go along with her, cautious as ever, informing no one of your whereabouts in fear of being stopped

As you ride to the destination, all is silent in the car until she speaks up

“MC, thank you for coming with me. I want you to know that I have enjoyed my time with you an-”

You cut her off with a quick kiss and she looked forward and drove until you arrived

“We’re here.”

You both walk out while maintaining a cover behind the trees

In front of you is a structure that symbolizes a castle

You keep a stakeout of the building until you hear a loud voice behind you both

“Keep your hands leveled and walk towards the entrance”

Both of you do as your told and are thrown into a cell

You sit wondering on how to escape but then Haruhi pulls out her phone and quickly messages Kyoya and Tamaki for help

You do not see the reply as you are abruptly being guided out of the cell into a large room

Haruhi stands behind you and you see a group of hooded figures around you

“Haruhi, it’s lovely to see you again”

She freezes and begins to shake

“M-mom”

“Oh honey, how are you? Have you seen this place, your mother and father are just marvelous workers!”

Behind Haruhi’s mother is her father who walks out with his head down in an apologetic manner

“Haruhi, I’m sorry but your mother was always my first love”

At this point Haruhi is having a full mental break and is lying on the floor with her head in her hands

“THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!”

She then pulls out a gun and aims it

“Haruhi, it’s MC, please put it down”

You are now crying and shaking with her

“Haruhi, mommy knew you were always a pathetic joke. I should’ve had Kyoya help me develop the world in front of you now. He would’ve known that the bomb in our house was really meant for you. He was always smar-”

BOOM

She falls to the ground and Haruhi’s dad rushes to her crying

Haruhi throws the gun down and hides in your arms, crying, screaming, shaking

At this moment, the door to your side bursts with various dressed guards who are arresting the other cult members

You are both picked up and brought to Kyoya who tries to comfort you both but Haruhi is far too gone

She refuses to let go and clings to you until the paramedics pry her off

Talking to Kyoya after, he reveals the plans of both of Haruhi’s parents and how they established the building

You hold your mouth and begin to cry, knowing how much this will break her

You go back to her once you’ve finished talking to him to find her rocking back and forth

“M-M-MC, just hug me for a while...”

“Okay, I’ll be here for as long as you need”

Whoa this was a long one. This is my first time writing headcannons so I’m sorry if they aren’t perfect! Also I’ll include the aesthetics that follow this, so don’t worry! Thanks again for taking the time to read this and I may possibly continue the last three hc! For now, au revoir!