#probably wouldnt have instantly killed me but it was pretty high up and i was on an island without a hospital so i would have had to get hel

[mr-gay-sex-man]

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[totiredtowrite]

Rating my chances of winning a fight with haikyuu dudes outta ten, 1 being lowest 🤩

i got bored n im really only including the people i know :/

Karasuno

Asahi Azumane - Solid 5/10. Like an even split, I firmly believe that he would be too scared of conflict to actually do anything. mf would gently tap my shoulder and apologize 🤨. If he did actually fight he'd punt me into the sun though

Ennoshita Chikara - 1/10, we too similar. Probably end up having a nice conversation instead

Daichi Sawamura - 2/10. My guy takes no bullshit :/. Like maybe if I cry he'll be like 'damn aight' and back off, but my pride probably wouldn't let me and id get destroyed

Kinoshita Hisashi - I know like nothing about this dude so we probably wouldnt even fight to begin with, 4/10

Hikota Yaichi - 0/10. No. no nonono im not even thinking about fighting her, shes too sweet :(

Kazuhito Narita - nah he's really chill, I'd end up having a conversation with him too 3/10

Tsukishima Kei - Sure he's got the height advantage by a shit ton, but he's literally a twig. I trust my chances, 8/10

Kiyoko Shimizu - Nah 1/10. You can't tell me she doesn't do some kind of martial arts, I'd surrender instantly like a big ol coward

Sugawara Koushi - fucking death/10. He is chaos when provoked, I would cry, he'd probably bring fire

Tanaka Ryuunoske - Keeping up with the trend of me not being able to beat like anyone in karasuno, he will literally kill me. He's got the height and weight advantage, I would be dust at the end of the short fight, -60/10

Hinata Shoyo - Might pull some stupid shit but chances are I'd beat him. If he doesn't pull out his jumping skill I've got a solid 7/10

Yamaguchi Tadashi - I could say something remotely mean and I'd win, 8/10. he might try to say something mean back but without tsukki he's got no spark, and we know I could beat tsukishima

Kageyama Tobio - Another high chance here, 8/10. He might kick me but I think his skinny stature and inability to think outside of volleyball would give me the upper hand

Nishinoya Yuu - Another even split, 5/10. He can be scary asf because of all the energy he carries, but he's also a small dude. I think we'd have equal chance of winning

Nekoma

Kuroo Tetsuro - Bitch no I got like a 2/10 chance here. This mf is tall and scary. My chance goes up to 4/10 if I distract him with some science bullshit

Morisuke Yaku - I mean physically, my chance is like 7.5/10, but if he yelled at me id probably cry

Taketora Yamamoto - Mmmmm no/10. It's just tanaka with some hair and more chill, he'd pummel me

Kenma Kozume - Yeah 7/10. no further explanation, like he'd probably bite me but I can deal

Lev Haiba - 9/10. Like Tsukishima he's tall and skinny, but he's got like no attitude so all I need to do is kick him in the shin and he comes crashing down like a poorly built jenga tower

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa Tooru - Now ik that OIkawa can act like a child but have you SEEN his serve? Dude can hit HARD, my only chance is if I try to distract him, 1/10

Iwaizumi Hajime - do I really needa say this one? -420/10. His biceps are probably the size of my head, he could crush me in his palm :/

Matsukawa Issei - Matsukawa is tall and probably sorta beefy, best case scenario is I'd land a punch. either I run away there or meet god, 2/10

Hanamaki Takahiro - I dunno what it is, but i think my chances of beating hanamaki are higher than the other three? no explanation, just gonna leave a 4.5/10

Yahaba Shigeru - nah you seen what he did to mag dog? I'm not taking my chances, I'd chicken outta the fight before it even starts 2/10. If I distract him with a pretty girl then my chances are 5/10

Kindachi Yutarou - 6/10. Comment on his hair and he'll probably try to defend it, attack then :)

Kunimi Akira - 7/10 all the way, i think we're on pretty equal footing

Kyotani Kentarou - *starts praying through tears*/10. He would not only bite me, but probably break multiple of my bones. like I love him but he's violent. I will cry before even getting into the fight

Date Tech

Futakuchi Kenji - Maybe 4/10? I think it really depends on the situation

Aone Takanobu - Hear me out, 8/10. Now I know that he's big and beefy and tall, but he's a total pushover in every facet of the word. All I have to do is A, pull out the waterworks, or B, say something mean, and I'd get the upper hand. Ofc id buy him flowers and apologize like a million times after 😌

Koganegawa Kanji - mmm 5/10. If i find some way to disorient him I might have a shot at winning, but he'd probably pick me up :/

Fukurodani

Koutarou Bokuto - Nah he'd destroy me. 1/10. He'd feel really bad about it afterwards though

Akaashi Keiji - No he's too perfect, if I even considered fighting him I'd explode, 0/10

Tatsuki Washio - HES SO SWEET?? I couldn't even say anything remotely mean to this beautiful man, i'd buy him flowers and walk away from the fight without a second thought, -1000/10

Akinori Konoha - Like 4.5/10? I don't know much about him so I dunno what to say here

Shiratorizawa

Ushijima Wakatoshi - He could punch me and I'd apologize, he's all scary n shit for what huh? Also he's huge compared to me so he could probably step on me from way up there :/ 0/10

Eita Semi - I got like a 6/10 chance. might call me an ankle biter but pretty boy got no chance if i could get my hands on a stick of some kind 🤩

Satori Tendou - Mmm we'd end up having a nice little chat about our insecurities instead n bc im in love with him id not even fight back anyways. 0/10 all around cause even if we did fight he'd destroy me

Tsutomu Goshiki - mf would win on accident. Like either he'd accidentally hit me and knock me tf out, or he'd panic on the heat of the moment. Could go either way, 5/10

Kenjirou Shirabu - Ehe, *cutely fucking dies*. I dont know what it is about this dude, but I don't think I have a realistic chance at beating him, 2/10

Inarizaki

Kita Shinsuke - 2/10, only because i'd not wanna fight him since he's such an amazing piece of human

Aran Ojiro - 1/10. Big brother vibes honestly, he'd probably do that thing where you ruffle someones hair really agressively with your knuckles. Also he's the ace of their team and I'd cry if I had to fight him :/

Hitoshi Ginjima - nah we'd get along too well, 1/10. Also he'd punt me into the sun

Atsumu Miya - like 6/10? he's vv strong and like 6 feet tall, but i bet his shins r very vunerable

Osamu Miya - I'm in love with him and i'd let him win, (despite him being able to beat me anyways), 0/10

Suna Rintarou - I think in a physical fight I have like a 6.5/10 chance of winning, but he'd say something mean and then record my mental breakdown over it so like maybe a 2/10

Yknow, Others

Terushima Yuuji - Nah he'd kill me. no further comment 3/10

Suguru Daishou - I feel like he'd probably say something mean and I'd start straight up sobbing, so nah 2/10

Sakusa Kiyoomi - mm he'd throw hand sanitizer in my eyes or smth. Also he's a fucking giant 0/10

Shugo Meian - 😀/10. He's 6' 5" of pure muscle, I'd die. His hands r probably the size of my head, man could crush my skull. My only chance at all is if I run between his legs or smth and hope his mass makes him slower

this is our height difference, I might as well arrange my funeral plans

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anyways i hope you enjoyed me being bored and not knowing how to tag this shit correctly

[todo-ho-ki]

In honor of me never writing a single fucking word for the stories I’m still actually working on, I wanted to do something, anything at all, and obviously right now I’m fixating on haikyu instead of BNHA so welcome to...

Chances I’d Fight the Haikyu Boys and the Likelihood I’d Win

KARASUNO

Daichi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 he’s a master of being cool and respectful he wouldn’t give me a reason to square up

Chances I’d win- Manz could crush me with his thighs alone one kick and I’m in the afterlife BUT he wouldn’t fight a lady so 1/10

Suga 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 1/10 a bitch might consider for money or something but otherwise. HEEEELLLL NO

Chances I’d win: suga seems lovely but Manz is as unhinged as his jaw will be when he swallows my arm whole after I try to punch him 2/10

Asahi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -3/10 he’s a soft boy I’d never fight him but +2 bc I might give him a gentle arm punch if need be. Overall -1/10

Chances I’d win: he only LOOKS scary but he wouldn’t hurt a fly tbh he’s probably scared of flies and looking like an asshole for fighting back 9/10 -1 point because Manz got REACH and COULD take me out if he wanted

Noya 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 4/10 he can be a little shit sometimes I stg

Chances I’d win: -1/10 he could jump on me and bite my jugular out I ain’t fuckin w/him. +2 points bc he’s a simp so he probably WOULDNT...but he COULD. Overall 1/10

Tanaka 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 6/10 he do be antagonizing sometimes and I swear if he SAY SOME SHIT TO ME...

Chances I’d win: mans could probably ACTUALLY win a fight hes full of energy and he could probs give me a look and I’d get scared 3/10 bc I don’t think he’d fight me either he’s a GENTLEMAN OK

Kageyama🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -50/10 bitch is SCARY and I know he’ll throw hands I’ve seen it

Chances I’d win: kageyama DO NOT GIVE A FUCK he’s broody in general and have you SEEN HIS SERVES he could slap me into next week(I’d thank him OOP) -370/10

Hinata 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -500/10 Hinata is best boy I’d never lay a hand on him

Chances I’d win: I’d say 10/10 but I’ve SEEN that look in his eyes I don’t wanna know what it means so 6/10

Tsukishima 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: Manz knows all the buttons to press he’s a salty MF 8/10 but not 10/10 cuz he looks hot sometimes

Chances I’d win: he’d probably say something that makes me cry and id get distracted and he’ll walk away 2/10 cuz I could take him if I could see past the tears

Yamaguchi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -60,000/10 yams is a ray of SUNSHINE I could NEVER

Chances I’d win: here’s where things get tricky. He’s friends with Tsuki so he’s def got the sass and shit I think he’d be the one to secretly be able to THROW DOWN 3/10

NEKOMA

Kuro 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -530,000/10 I LOVE him sm I simp too hard I can’t ruin that pretty face and that smirk NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Chances I’d win: Manz is like a tree he could hold me at bay w/one of those buff-ass arms or crush my head with his thighs and since id let him, -6/10. minus three points cuz he’d charm me out of fighting

Kenma 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 7/10 BAD BITCH GOT A ATTITUDE, NASTY

Chances I’d win: Kenma’s spicy and he WILL fight but I got too much strength on him so 9/10 I think he’d pull out some moves before giving up

Lev 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 4/10 sometimes he’s just...REALLY stupid and arrogant which makes my eye twitch but minus 4 points bc he’s a big softie

Chances I’d win: his arm alone is longer than my body even if he couldnt fight he could swing blindly and accidentally hit the part of my brain responsible for consciousness in a panic. Also 4/10

Yaku 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: absolutely not I love his sassy attitude he be talkin shit sometimes 0/10 plus three points bc sometimes hed aim his tude at me and I STG

Chances I’d win: Manz is small but ready to pounce he’d jump on my back like a spider monkey and punch my skull till it caves in RIP me. 4/10 plus 2 points bc hed take it out on Lev instead

Fukunaga 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 Manz never did nothin to nobody

Chances I’d win: he’d probably say something so funny I’d die from lack of oxygen w/o ever getting a hit in 3/10 if I can breathe I can get his ass

SEIJOH

Oikawa 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: depends on the day but a solid 6/10 he’s a little bitch sometimes but we love to see it. I also don’t wanna be messin up that pretty ass face

Chances I’d win: if he REALLY wanted to he could serve me into a different reality but he wouldn’t fight unless he ABSOLUTELY had to so I could get his ass too. Pre time skip: 19/10. Minus 63 points because I KNOW 27 year old oikawa would WRECK MY SHIT and I’d say please sir may I have some more

Iwaizumi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: yo, you out to DAMN MIND??? -100,000/10

Chances I’d win: look. LOOK. Iwa Chan’s biceps are bigger than my head I mean NOTHING to him. I’m but a pebble to a god. He got a 6’7” attitude cuz he can swing like a 6’7” man. He could probably pull his dick out once and obliterate me with the seismic aftershock of it hitting the ground. -1235/10 minus six points bc ID LET HIM KILL ME

Yahaba 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: solid 7/10 KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

Chances I’d win: see, you’d THINK this would be where I’d have the upper hand but Manz manhandled mad dog and lived. He’d slam me into a wall until my soul leaves my body right where I stand 3/10 bc he be simpin. Minus 3 points because I’d enjoy it

Mattsun 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: pre time skip:0/10

post time skip: -57/10 I ain’t putting my hands on a face that pretty

Chances I’d win: I’m doomed. He’d give me one look and I’d cave. Im walking out the broom closet limping but not bc of a fight. -41/10

Kiyotani 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: we’ll go with a solid -5/10 for...reasons

Chances I’d win: if I actually stood up to him he’d freeze in place but he could slap me into a different country if provoked 1/10

Kunimi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 we love a man who’s emotionally detached plus he’s hot tf

Chances I’d win: Manz would give up halfway through if he even indulged in the first place. 6/10 minus three points bc I’d win by default after he walks away

INARIZAKI

Kita 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: he’s a good boy -3/10

Chances I’d win: respectable guy but I have no doubt he’d rock my shit I’m ascending to the astral plane 1/10

Osamu 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: uh-uh. 0/10

Chances I’d win: he’s the aggressive twin. One flying kick to the heart and it’s across the gym and I’m dead as FUCK. 2/10 minus 2 points bc PLEASE put your hands on me sir

Atsumu 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: a soft 4/10 he’s a BRAT buuuuuut I love him so fucking much I’d let it go

Chances I’d win: he’s all bark and no bite. Srry bby but you’re gettin FOLDED I love you though. 88/10. minus 370 points bc please spend the rest of your life with me I could never hurt you 🥺

Aran 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -5/10 he’s so sweet why would you fight him

Chances I’d win: he’d serve a volleyball into the back of my head and I take +10 damage from how cool it looks. Can fit my face in one hand probably. -43/10 minus ten points because of how cool he’d look killing me instantly

Suna 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 2/10 he’s a little shit too he’d make someone record it

Chances I’d win: he’d try to fuck me instead. It would work. 1/10 bc I’d slap him afterward but like, sexily

FUKURODANI

Bokuto 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 3/10 emo mode GOTS TO GO

Chances I’d win: his ass would pull me into it’s orbit and he’d use the opportunity to crush me with his thighs. -6/10. Minus 4 points bc what a FUCKING way to go please kill me

Akaashi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 1/10 he’s intimidating you kidding me NO

Chances I’d win: I could take him if he’s distracted by Bokuto. 6/10 if he is, 1/10 if he’s not

Konoha 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -3/10 we love a sassy boy

Chances I’d win: I’m not maiming a face that pretty -28/10 I’d get lost in his eyes tf

SHIRATORIZAWA

Ushijima 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: none and a half I couldn’t even look at him. -.5/10

Chances I’d win: one smack would knock my organs out of my body. Big boy+big body=big death even if he misses the aftershock will stop my heart -67/10 minus four points bc RAIL ME

Tendou 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 14/10 SQUARE UP BITCH

Chances I’d win: WELCOME TO HELL. YOUVE MADE A MISTAKE 36/10

Shirabu 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 he’s too cool

Chances I’d win: he wouldn’t show. Too busy getting his hair cut. I win by default. 10/10 minus four points bc there would be no fight

Semi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: I wouldn’t. 0/10. He’d give me the semi brow and I’d be down and out for the count. I’m not hitting a face that pretty.

Chances I’d win: 2/10. Minus three points bc he’d smash a guitar over my head, killing me instantly. Minus three more points bc I’d ask him to wear a leather jacket first

Goshiki 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: None. 0/10. His words and his bangs are as cool as ever.

Chances I’d win: he’d cry if I looked at him wrong. 86/10 but minus four points bc he’s baby

EXTRAS

Sakusa 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: surprisingly high. 7/10 bc a bitch got a attitude. Minus 8 points because he’s so fucking beautiful I don’t know if I could follow through

Chances I’d win: I’d just lick my hands before I started swinging and he’d leave. 8/10. Minus two points bc I think if he REALLY needed to square up he’d take me down in a fucking headlock until I pass out. Minus two more points because I’d ask him to squeeze harder.

Ukai jr. 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: that’s the wrong F word kids 😏. -34/10 besides I ain’t squaring up with a man that wears a headband like that

Chances I’d win: he probably could eat a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk. -99/10. Minus 15 points bc I’d stop to ask him if he wants to finish this at my place

Hiragumi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: why would you fight such a good, PRETTY boy? -5/10

Chances I’d win: he’d smile at me and I’d give up. -12/10

Takeda 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: I think he’d kill me honestly. Plus the boys would’ve never had a chance w/o him absolutely NOT -2/10

Chances I’d win: he’s hiding a demon from hell under that green jacket. -60/10

Terushima🏐

Chances I’d fight him: sheeeit I could try but his sexiness would leave me paralyzed. 1/10 if I look at enough pictures I could get past his fucking blonde undercut and tongue ring

Chances I’d win: he’d have my thighs around his head in 1.8 seconds. Will kill me with his tongue. -435/10

[wolves-on-caffeine]

Love bites

Whats this? A fic for you? Yep!

Hope you enjoy!

Warning: blood, agrument at end

Logan was hungry, very hungry.

Normally he kept his hunger under control, but he hadnt been able to eat and was starving.

He was desperate.

So when he saw a hooded figure walking alone past an alleyway, he grabbed them.

“Sorry.” Passed logan’s lips as he shoved the hoodie sleeve up and bit into the strangers wrist.

Logan removed his fangs as quickly as he inserted them and spit out the blood. “Whst the fuck is that?!”

The hooded figured held their wrist. “Shouldnt i be asking you that?”

Logan looked at the guy- yes that was a guy- and had to take a second to compose himself. He was….quite attractive.

“Well yes, under the circumstances that would be expected, but in my defense, i am starving and would rather not taste your blood agian. How do you live with such…such…horrid blood in you?”

The guy stared at logan in disbelief. “Ok so..your a vampire im guessing.” Then crossed his arms.“and uh, rude,much? Im anemic.”

Logan ran the definition through his head quickly, and proceeded to take out iron supplements. “Take oen of these, wait are you on medicine alreasy? probably not with how your blood taste, ill make you a doctors appointment, i will,need your name.”

Hooded guy just stared at him. “No.” He gave a smirk.

“What do you mean no?” logan was confused, wouldn’t a human want to have good blood?

Hooded guy shrugged. “ I mean im not taking medicine, and im not going to a doctor. One, I’m broke, two, what are you going to do to make me? Bite me?”

Logan shoved the supplements at the hooded guy. “Name?”

“And im going to tell you, why?”

Logan gave a smile, “because i have your wallet?” and to prove so, he held it up.

Being a 200+ year old vampire means your good at pick pocketing.

“What? How did you- nevermind.” Hooded guy held out his hand for the wallet.

“Im Virgil. Virgil Bloodgood.”

Logan gave the wallet back and made a face.

“That is the most ironic name ever.”

_______

It had been a month since Logan bite Virgil, and yes, he did find a decent meal after words, but he visited Virgil every day.

Crawling through his apartment window, logan asked. “Did you go to your appointment today?”

Virgil looked up from his place at his desk, doing homework (logan found out he is a college student) and adjusted his hoodie.

“Oh my god Logan, can you not just use the door?”

Logan stood and and closed the window behind him. “I would, but you refuse to invite me in…luckily windows do not apply to that rule.”

Virgil just groaned and rolled across the floor in his chair. “No, i didnt go. You can’t make me.”

Logan sat on his bed. “Did you atleast get the cookbook I bought you?”

“Ah yes, "how to be delicious” the cookbook. Wonderful choice. Tell me, do you get this involved with all your meals?“ Virgil played with his bangs as if he didnt just imply the biggest insult of the century.

Virgil? Just a meal? Virgil who Logan, a vampire, has to force to sleep semi normal hours because he won’t sleep? Virgil who wears long sleeves and hoodies and socks and has 20 blankets on and is still cold? Virgil who dyed his hair purple and looks so adorable? Who shows Logan shows and ‘memes’ of the new world he doesnt understand?

Logan hadn’t know virgil long, but he is way more than 'a meal’ to Logan.

Of course, Virgil does not know that, nor need to know that.

"I only wish for you to be healthy. Your blood taste horrible, and it would not kill you to go to the doctors once to get meds and supplements to help. Also, if you ate atlleast normally instead of maybe once a day, I would back off a little, but if you insist on eating only once a day then it should at least be beneficial to you and include iron or -heaven forbid!- a actual food item instead of snacks and chocolate-”

That rant did not end soon.

______

4 more months and Logan and Virgil were friends(?) In a way at least.

Now Virgil was still stubborn about helping himself, but he was at least eating Proper meals, so long as logan made them (if you want me to eat, i don’t cook-ok, i’m cooking) which lead to logan moving in so he could cook when the sun was out.

But convincing Virgil lead to some….funny situations.

“Virgil, you need to eat! I made high iron food.”

“Not hungry.”

“Virgil, you need to eat.”

“Fine ill eat.”

“Rally? i thought it would be more of a fi-”

“If it is covered in garlic.”

“…You disgust me.” And Logan carefully put garlic on it.

___

Another time: Logan had been opening the curtains so Virgil could get some sun (he stood at the side, dont worry) and Virgil hissed and hid under hai bed.

“Oh my god Virgil, im the vampire, get out and enjoy the sunlight.”

“No, you can’t make me. Sunlight evil.”

“Althought i agree with that last statement, you need vitamin D.”

“Logan, I swear, if you want me to get vitamin D so much, ill go to the sunniest beach on the sunniest day in swim tunka just to avoid you.”

Logan laughed at him. “Please Virgil, no offense, but you? in a crowded beach? ” he laughed.

Virgil glared from the bed and moved to sit in the middle of the sun beam. “Ha, now you can’t touch me.”

Logan gave a fond smile to the back of Virgil and nodded. “Oh well”

_____

“I swear Logan, if you try to take me out to get sunlight in that sun hat of yours, i will go into the hall of mirrors and leave you there.”..Logan, who was wearing a daunting floppy sun hat so he could spend days with virgil outside, shook his head.

“Common misconception, but new mirrors show relections of vampires. It was only old mirrors that had silver backing to make it reflective that wont show reflections.”

Virgil had a evil look growing on his face. “Really now?” And went to the computer.

Logan walked over and looked,over his shoulder.“what are you looking up?”

Logan read the screen and gasped. “You wouldnt dare.”

Virgil grinned and hummed as he hit a picture. “I can afford that.”

“Virgil dont you dare hit that button!”

“Aaaaaand bought!”

That was how Virgil became the 'only’ proud owner of an antique silver backed mirror.

_____

Despite all the agruments, they did get along pretty well.

______

“Logan, what happened to the french in the 1800s?”

“Virgil, just because im over 200 years old doesnt mean i know everything.”

“Ok yeah but what happened?”

“Oh well what happened was-” and Virgil had an essay so good his teacher had him stay late to ask if he cheated. And he didn’t! Technically.

______

“Virgil, you forgot to do laundry again.”

“Oh shit, sorry, I forgot. You need your red polo tonight don’t you?”

“Don’t worry about it, i just wanted to inform you that i took care of it and you need not to worry about it. Also.” Logan threw a blandly at Virgil. “I put this in the dryer for a while. You enjoy when they are warm, do you not?”

Virgil cocooned himself instantly, and snuggled into the warm blanket.

“Your the best lo. What can i do to thank you?”

Logan gave him a smile, “maybe….go,to the doctors,tomorrow?”

Virgil,groaned but sighed. “One appointment! No,more.”

____

“Ok, so i say the meme,,you tel me what it means. Ready?”

Logan gave a determined nod. “Yes, i am ready.”

“Yeet.”

“To throw something, or a way to agree or show excitement.”

“Two bros.”

“Refers too two men who were in a hot tub at a large distance, who are not gay. A tragedy.”

Virgil laughed a bit. “Ok ok.. Free sha vacka do.”

“Fresh avocado spelled wrong, a 'mood’ if i am correct.”

Virgil gave Logan a high five. “You’re doing good, Logan!”

Logan smiled at Virgil. “Why thank you Virgil.”

_____

Virgil knocked on Logan’s door at 4 am.

Logan,opened in second, wide awake.

“Virgil? You should be-”

“Asleep? Yeah, but my room is cold, and I have a test at….3 pm today so I’m worrying.”

“Ah yes…may i ask how i am suppose to help?”

“Let ms sleep in your bed with you.”

Logan couldn’t fight the blush. “W..what?”

Virgil walked in and laid on his bed, messing up the perfect sheets as he did so. “I’m cold. Cuddle me.”

Logan stood at the door blushing. Ok so..sleep deprived Virgil is brave, no filter Virgil. Got it.

“I hate to disappoint, but i do not have a body heat to warm,you with,”

“Oh my god, are you going to cuddle me to not?”

Logan slid into the bed beside Virgil obediently and blushed. Virgil, as promise,d cuddled up to Logan and managed to get back to sleep.

Logan could not sleep. Not with the cuteness beside him, instead he carefully planted a kiss to the human’s forehead and smiled.

_____

“Are fangs sexy to vampires?”

Logan was..not expecting that. They were watching Steven Universe, when did fangs pop up?

“I..im sorry but..how did you come to this question?”

Virgil shrugged,sliding into the blankets more. “I’ve kinda been thinking about it for a while..cause you are pretty hot and..fangs add to that. So, as a human, i find fangs hot. But like..do other vampires find fangs hot?”

Logan stared at Virgil. He thought Logan was hot? Well perhaps…

“Well vampires do tend to see fangs as..flirtatious or..intimate…. I..personally..do prefer…flatter teeth myself.”

Virgil blushes and Logan could see the tip of a smile behind the blanket.

“Oh, ok.”

____

2 more months an Logan finally confessed. It was…messy.

Virgil and Logan had been having an argument over his need to have more iron, but it was..getting out of hand.

“I don’t want,to fucking eat that!”

“I know you like this food, you said this was your favorite and it is high in iron!”

"Why can’t you fuck off about my iron!“

"Why can’t you just eat without complaint for once!”

Virgil had grabbed Logan’s tie and pulled him down to eye level. “Will you stop treating me like I’m a fucking farm animal your waiting to chop up and eat! Quit treating me like your fucking meal!” Virgil had let go and backed up a bit, glaring daggers at the vampire.

Logan had to process everything. The argument, the closeness, the tie pulling,

'Your fucking meal!’ Rang in Logan’s head.

Logan grabbed Virgil by his hoodie and slammed his lips onto him, ignoring the tiny drops of blood he got from his and Virgil's lips alike (it was crushed kiss, fangs got in the way a bit)

Breaking the kiss, Logan glared. “You haven't been 'just a meal’ to me! Your sarcastic and honest and fucking gorgeous! You make my heart beat and my head spot working! I want you to eat and take care of yourself because i want you to be healthy, not so I can drink your blood! I love you Virgil, why can’t you see that!”

Virgil’s small squeak is what broke Logan out of it. He let go of his hoodie and backed away quickly, shock on his face.

“Virgil I..i am…"he took a breath, trying to force himself calm. "I apologize, my actions were not…they were uncalled for and I am Sorry I did that-”

“Did you mean it?”

“What?”

“Did you mean it when you said you loved me?”

Logan blushed and steeled himself, trying to prepare for the worse. He gave a nod. “I..I do love you Virgil…in a…romantic sense.”

Virgil seemed to relax a bit and rubbed on his bleeding lip. “Well…it would have been nice to be asked first, but….I’m glad.”

“Huh?”

Virgil walked over to Logan and grabbed his tie, gently pulling him in closer and giving him a soft kiss.

“Love you too.”

I loved this! Thank you so much!! I always love receiving fanfic, especially from you. ~S

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Imman. Lurk in. And start my future of posting abt obey me cause fuck man its a good game uxjdjsnsdj. So my mc is Reiyon, he/him and lets get into this hsjdjdjdj

1. Reiyon isnt like anyone exactly, but he is a soft dumbass like Mammon and just. Chill like Beel. He likes to read like Satan, but he has very specific topics hes interested in.

2. He isnt too prideful or in need of control like Lucifer, and while he hates to admit it he is kind of a normie in terms of anime, manga and etc, so very far from Levi.

3. Aw man i dont know ngl! All them bois are wonderful. I suppose maybe beel, luci, mammon or satan out of the main bois, but if side mans also allowed hed probably try to be soft with simeon and solomon.

4. Reiyon most likely sleeps with pjs, atleast if it isnt too hot, and he best falls asleep on his side. If possible, he'll gladly cuddle with someone, or have stuffed animals on the bed/around him.

5. (Sweats nervously because i dont have exactly any songs that fit him at all) maybe... Don't Know How by Ricky Montgomery

6. He didn't exactly grow up in a religious family, but his grandparents didn't like the fact he was looking at things about mythology, and witchcraft things and such. They were ok with talk abt demons and angels but everything else was too left field.

7. He finds the angel and demon things interesting and he really wants to make the magic inside him useable, because if he has t in him he can probably hone it out.

8. He has a fairly good relationship with his parents, as well as his younget brother and sister. He isn't too fond of his cousins but luckily he doesnt see them often

9. If he doesnt die due to accidentally fucking up, he most likely would die talking to the demons, unless his himbo energy takes over.

10. He is upset about not being able to, but he has asked if he can learn with him.

11. Well, if were gonna discard the gay panic for everyone, lucifer he was kind of just "hell yeah you cool" and he wouldnt realise when luci is basically insulting him shdnjdjsdi. Mammon hed've been a little nervous by, because he thought that Mammon for sure wouldve killed him. Leviathan would've been a bad feels trip cause he really does want to conn3ct with him but because he didnt really have the ability to watch tv or anything like that he wouldn't be able to connect through anime and shit shdndjdj. Reiyon adored satan the second he saw him, like he was jut vibin' and didn't know abt all the family drama and shit shsnjsndjd. Asmodeus would've been "god hes pretty and out of my league" but also "hhhh kinda uncomfy oh no". Beel is someone he instantly wanted to be friends with. Belphie he was cautious of, but more like. Sad he was locked away.

12. Solomon was gay panic, but also "Oh shit, magic man!!! I have a tattoo of a symbol from a man named same as you" and yall bet im hcning that the symbol solomon and game solomon are related. Simeon got gay panic too but also honestly Reiyon would love to talk to him more. Luke is similar to his little brother and he misses his siblings so he tries to talk to luke as much as possible.

13. Maybe his flexibility? He did acrobatics and dance when he was younger, and while he does not exactly keep his balance from back then, he could still split his legs open and go on the floor with 0 pain. Or he could jump high and shit and land in a way and not get all that hurt.

14. He has a box where he keeps his secrets that hes hidden surprisingly well considering Mammon keeps going into his room and looking around for stuff, along with multiple others.

15. The most important thing he owns and has with him in devildom is his two hoodies. His mom made them, and he downright starts panicking if one of them is missing, or looks like it's about to break.

16. He definitely tries to, but mostly just in tiny amounts because he really doesnt wanna cough or vomit his entire system out.

17. He really likes the house of lamentation, purgatory hall, and then the place where diavolo lives, because of the architecture and stories and history shjdjjdjd.

18. He misses 3 things from the human world. First thing is his family, the second is the day and night cycle with the seasons, and lastly he really misses this one playground, where he often goes to when hes feeling down, because it always brought him good memories. He really tries to not mention any of them to anyone, but sometimes he confides in Solomon, telling him he doesn't know what to do

19. Reiyon tries to be more generally helpful with Lucifer when he can. With mammon he just ends up trying to get him from out of trouble, but mostly they just vibe in a park. He just hangs out with levi, and if they play games or watch something hes chill. Satan is just fantastic to read with, and with asmo it turns into a kind of friendly banter and talking about drama. Reiyon's trying to get more into cooking and baking, so usually he has beel and belphie as second opinions, but with the two of them they're just hanging out. Reiyon does really prefer the times when theyre all hanging out together, but he does like to hang out with beel the most.

20. He does wear it, but it is rather messy because he doesnt often give himself enough time to get ready. Most oftwn Lucifer or asmo fix it up for him.

Obey Me! MC Questions!

About Your MC!

Which of the Boys are they the most like?

Which of the Boys are they the least like?

Who does your MC date? [If multiple, what order do they start dating each one?]

How does your MC Sleep? [On their side, on their back, with a partner, etc., in PJs, etc.]

If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your MC, what would it be and why?

Did they come from a religious family/culture? Do they practice a religion? 

What do they think about the whole angel/demon stuff? 

What’s your MC’s relationship with their family?

What are your MC’chances of survival if they got lost in the levels of Devildom that take you to the surface [aka the layers of Hell]?

Is your MC jealous/upset about not being able to use magic? Do they learn?

What was your MC’s first impression of the demon boys? 

First impression of the Angels & Solomon?

What is a skill your MC has that the Boys would be surprised by?

Do they own a secret place for their most prized possessions?   

What’s the most important thing they own?

Do they eat the strange demon food?

What’s their favourite part of being in Devildom?

What does your MC miss most about the human world?

What does MC spend most of their time doing/with who?

How does MC wear the RAD uniform? [If they do.]