#probably be awkward as hell

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

i think a major thing that is overlooked in the x files is that when they do their little cutscene of them driving from washington dc to the bumfuck middle of nowhere at the start of each episode, their roadtrips must be SO long. so what are they doing in that time? are they fighting over which radio station to listen to? filling the silence with conversation? is that how they become inseparable, over mind-numbing hours on the road where stories slip off of the tongue with ease?

[tswwwit]

Does this mean there’s some TLC producer frothing at the mouth to get familiarAU Dipper on My Strange Addiction? Bc if I saw a dude was married to a killer rocket launcher robot my first thought would be “wow, he really should not have that.” But also my second thought would be “wow, that guy’s a real pervert”

You absolutely know there is! The hard part is getting Dipper to agree to show up.

[gas-station-chai]

Do you think Tony asked Jack to grab a drink with him because he knew what was to come? Like there was an internal gnawing in Tony that let him know that he was going to be found out soon? And he didn't want Jack to die without feeling at least a little happy one last time?

Sorry, I'm listening to the books again, and that thought occurred to me. (This could probably be worded better, sorry, but I'm sleepy.)

You're making it sound like Tony thought of it like,,, taking a sick dog out to have chocolate for the first/last time before being put down. I'm SOBBING.

I do like to imagine that tony was just really gay for Jack and it was a. Horrible fumble in asking him out on a date, but realistically, yeah. I think you're right on the money with this one; Antonio did want to save him, he had hope that he could convince his bosses to "bring Jack over," but if all else failed,(when all else failed), at least Jack could remember a time when Tony was actually his friend, where they enjoyed each other's company outside of 'work'.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

cherik hallmark movie au send tweet

reading this roused a visceral reaction within me im so sorry if you had something wholesome in mind

[calypsolemon]

If i am totally honest I kind of don't like how harsh some of the fandom is at Greg sometimes for being literally homeless and having a magical gem son at the same time. For sure there are places where Greg actually messed up but I feel like in the case of Steven partially growing up in a van and not really having access to medical care and lacking structure because of it is like. Homeless and poor people have kids and its not a moral failing on their part for our society not helping them meet their needs, yknow?

[beans-and-shet]

Now they can be best friends

[k-yujin]

read the tags !! // officially quit

[fudgecake-charlie]

Joe & Cleo life is strange AU!

Joe gets time control from a haunted polaroid camera, Cleo reunites with an old friend because of her near-death situations, a storm is brewing on the horizon, and none of the original game’s plot is real here :]

Close-ups and textless version under the cut!

Also rambles are in the tags if you wanna hear art and AU thoughts. send an ask if you want!

[puppyeared]

if escape rooms as team building exercises became popular im not sure if id be more excited or terrified

[weirfq1]

with all these gaston crackships/rarepairs that are coming out lately it would be so fucking funny if he had a flig with all the main characters (ambar, nina, simon... hell luna too if you want) and they all know it except matteo

[scatterpatter]

Feeling normal again

[lazywriter-artist]

Tell us the love story behind Archmagos Mantis and Crab Logis. I crave this knowledge

Oooohh hhehehe

They adamantly will deny being in love while cuddling smh smh

But no their love story is pretty silly (and still in its rougher stages of drafting as well but I can share what I have thus far) they had met before really gaining their respective titles (ArchMagos & Logis) as techpreists, finding a strange spark with each other that they were certain wasn’t just static electrical shocks from their currently still remaining flesh (they tested) and found themselves spending long hours together to study and help one another with their work. Sharing philosophy and praying to the omnissiah together 🫶

Eventually they started to explore a bit further their bond, cuddling becoming something of their favorite as they studied together. It was a bit devastating when they slowly saw one another less and less to the point both felt empty without the other (lots more testing to be sure it wasn’t an oil deficiency trust me-), and their work became harder to fulfill. Though, the Omnissiah still needed them, so they pushed on. Of course, by will of the Omnissiah (rejoice) they ended up being paired together for an assignment and before you knew it their time was eaten up nice more working together.

of course one can’t deny results and boy did theirs sky rocket so they were permitted to remain paired together, their work all the better for it, and over time they just got more and more inseparable. You get a double deal when you request to see one- and god forbid you threaten one bc the other will be over you with binary death threats so fast.

All and all,

Pretty sure they’ll explode if you do—

[abbey-abdominal]

Things I think chaggie would do if they were New Yorkers:

— Charlie really enjoys subway performances and only carries around cash to give tips. Vaggie didn’t really care for them until she saw how happy it made Charlie. She also has cash now and started to genuinely enjoy it.

— Vaggie explains to Charlie that not every corner store is a bodega, but every bodega is a corner store. Charlie pretends that she doesn’t understand because she likes how passionately Vaggie will re-explain. They do this a couple times every year.

— Keekee was a street cat that Charlie planned to only foster, but could not bring herself to get Keekee adopted. She doesn’t foster cats very often anymore. Vaggie fosters injured pigeons sometimes, or she brings them to the Wild Bird Fund (they know her there).

— Everyone thinks Charlie is a transplant because of how fascinated she is with everything. Everyone thinks Vaggie is a NYC native because of how exasperated she is with everything. Charlie was born and raised in Lower Manhattan and Vaggie was born and raised in California. They never correct anyone’s assumptions.

[willesredlights]

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[yeah-thats-probably-it]

assigned male at walgreens (they printed m for “assigned gender at birth” on the form for me to get the flu and covid boosters)

[willosword]

now i don't agree with future!eve confessing her feelings to mark on an ideological level but i DO sincerely love how fucking awkward it's gonna make mark and eve's get-together storyline in s3