#pro kissing the homies

[respectthepetty]

Hidden agenda is working for me. I like it better than Star and sky. I don't know if for the increased experience of its actors or a better script.

Anon, *whispers* I loved Star & Sky!

I love the constant beef between Fah and Kluen.

And that Daonuea did nothing to squash it (because I secretly think he wanted Fah to harp on Kluen about all the times he had Daonuea crying over him) while Prince was always stepping in to calm Fah down.

I love the couple's shirts and the couple's necklaces AND THE COUPLE'S VACATION, and that everyone got engaged. Oh, and I love that Fah was still being a passive-aggressive asshole towards Kluen to the very end.

So I was sad that Fah and Prince weren't back for the Our Skyy installment (which is probably because Mek is no longer with GMMTV), that Noel was missing (probably because Thor was serving in the monkhood), and that Sean x Maithee didn't set sail (since Satang x Winny and Pawin x Marc seem to be on the train to be paired together again).

I'm going to love anything Joong and Dunk are in, which is partly why I was so willing to watch The Warp Effect beyond Jojo, which I loved.

But I'm hoping that regardless of how Hidden Agenda pans out, that it won't get a special episode or be a part of Our Skyy 15 when the time comes because I need a complete story within the season.

I need Zo to be clueless that Joke likes him and be super upset when he figures out that even his friend(s) was involved in this scheme.

I need Pok and Jeng's arc to begin next week.

I need Kot to tell Pat that he is pro kissing-the-homies.

And I need to know why Wave and Trin have so much sexual tension between them yet have never been in the same room together so far.

I need everything RIGHT NOW!

But I don't need a special episode.

[deafeningdrabbles]

its not my fault i ship them when boys always look at each other like they're in love.

[nkogneatho]

Y'all know those insecure girlfriends on tiktok when their boyfriend does their makeup accurately, they go “what bitch taught you that?” yeah, Gojo is the male version of that.

He knows he is attractive, and that everyone dotes on him. But you look out of this world. Everybody wants you. Like all of his friends have tried to hit on you a few times. They said it's just playful, but his insecurities kicked in.

One evening, you showed up to one of his totally unserious basketball games with his homies, cheering him every time he dunks.

“Suguru, my girl's watchin'. Gotta show off a bit, yeah?” he smirks, licking his lips his reflexes were so good that barely anyone else could keep up with him. It was like he had drank 10 liters of energy drink with the sudden speed boost.

You hopped in his arms when the match was over, peppering his face with kisses as he enjoyed his victory, showing a middle finger to suguru to which he rolled his eyes.

“you look so cool when you jump so high, toru!” you squealed in happiness. He really did look cool.

“hehe, you liked that, baby? Jumped a little higher just for you.” he kissed your forehead.

“hate to say it, but he is undefeated.” suguru spoke up. “feel like we need to put you on the court, y/n just to distract him so we can win.” your cheeks started burning up at that. You and satoru have been dating for a few months, but you were still not used to the way everyone talks about him as if he's a simp for you. well, he is and should be.

“i would still win though.” your eyes shifted to gojo. You were a little offended at that, even though it was just messing around. It was his habit.

“alright. Let's have a 1v1” the men did not miss the shift of your tone. Suguru knew satoru might be in trouble, while the white haired wasn't worrying about it too much. Because you're not too savvy with basketball aside from what he's taught you, and he is a pro. Sure, you would be mad later, but nothing he can't make up to you.

The boys spread in corners, as you and gojo exchanged a competitive gaze—yours was competitive and his was more of a “i love when you get riled up”—before the match began. The game was not anything serious, so all you had to do was score five points. It was a piece pf cake for gojo but you were being surprisingly competitive. You scored two points just as soon as he did. His homeboys thought that gojo was going easy on you but suguru knew he was struggling. But he lives up to his name and score two points, making him just 1 score away from his sweet victory. There's no way you can win now. If you miss this chance, it's over. But you remembered something someone had taught you and all that “i'd still win though” just pumped up enough adrenaline and oh. my. god.

Gojo's jaw dropped as you shot a three pointer, your lips widening into an evil grin, and all the boys cheered at your win. You were sure they're gonna tease him about today until eternity. Toru was impressed…well, for a few seconds before he hit you with a,

“which motherfucker taught you that? because I don't remember teaching you this yet.” you were laughing but his reaction was genuine.

“hey, c'mon now. don't call me a motherfucker.” suguru slid in, a hand resting on gojo's arm. “i'm a good teacher, aren't I?” he winked at you.

“the fuck? When the fuck did you teach her?”

“last week when we were playing at toji's party.” gojo was too busy playing beer bong at that time.

“thank you, suguru. And you…" you looked at your man, "where is allat “but I'd still win though” attitude?” you mocked him.

“ight fine. you got me. i was just messin' around and ya'know that. don't get mad at me, baby,” he snaked an arm around your waist. “we're both winners. We gotta celebrate properly, right?” he leaned closer to your ears.

“now let's see who wins in the bedroom, tonight. hmm? You know i gotta settle the score, princess.”

[awfullywaffly]

can’t believe I didn’t notice the tiptoes

Chris Brookes is the most beautiful giraffe

Via コト

(Zack stands on his tippy toes)

[iloveapplejacks]

WET DREAMZ P4

Inspired by Wet Dreamz by J.Cole

I wrote back and said "of course I had sex before"

Knowing I was frontin'

I said I was like a pro baby

Knowing I was stuntin'

But if I told the truth I knew I'd get played out son

Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one

But, she don't know what

So she done roll back and told me

"Oh you a pro homie? Well I want you to show me

My mama gone for the weekend

So Saturday baby we can get to freakin'"

Warnings: heated make out

"You ever had sex before?"

This question caught Chris off guard causing him to sit looking down wide eyed

He looked at her and saw that she was looking at him waiting for an answer

2 thoughts went through his head, one was, should I just tell her I'm a virgin and I hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one

Or should I just lie and say I have?

Deciding on the latter, Chris Coughs before writing

"Of course I've had sex before, I'm like a pro baby"

Y/N looked at Chris , seemingly shocked by what he said just as she was going to respond the bell rang.

Chris waited by the door and they both walk together to their next classes

"Well this is me" Chris chuckled as he begins to leave but Y/N grabs his arm to stop him

"I know this is going to sound so straight forward but I literally have not been able to stop thinking about what you told me" she mumbles before taking in a deep breath and looks at Chris

"What are you doing this saturday?"She asks

"I have no plans so nothing much probably, why?" Chris Asks confused

"My parents are gone for the weekend, So you can come over" she says

"Yeah sure we can like watch a movie, relax and shit" he shrugs

"No, you said you were a pro homie, And well I want you to show me" she said before walking away

The week that followed was quite quiet, well as quiet as it could be after Y/N confessed her desire to Chris .

Which, of course freaked him out. I mean it isn't everyday that A drop dead gorgeous girl wants to make a dick appointment with him.

Who wouldn't freak out?

If you had asked Chris how many videos he watched pornos online to help him educate himself on something he clearly wasn't Educated about.

He taught himself how to put on condoms and practised how to stroke right

Fucking hell, why did I have to lie? He thought to himself

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday sped past and before he knew it, it was Saturday night.

Having made sure he wasn't smelling musty and was prepared, Chris began to make his way to Y/Ns house but not without saying a prayer

"I'm praying God please don't let me buss quick"

Arriving at her door, Chris knocked twice before he steps back, after a minute or so, the door opens

"chris hey" she smiled as he looked at her up down, Short shorts and a tank top

- damn

"Come in" she smiles, opening the door wider and grabbing his hand and leading him upstairs

A smirk plays on his face as he closes the front door with his leg and stares at her ass as he followed her blindly

She opens the door to a room and let's go of chris’ hand and sits herself on her king sized bed. He follows suit and sits himself next to her

She crosses her legs and looks at him with a smile

"What is it?" he says looking at her funny which causes her to laugh and shake her head

"Nothing, I just can't believe the guy l've been crushing on for ages, is actually here" she chuckles shyly looking away from his face

"Damn? You're hiding another dude in here?" he says jokingly Which causes the two to start laughing

"Nah I'm playing, you like me?" he asks with a massive smile on his face edging nearer to her

She bites her lip as she looks into his eyes before looking at his lips and then back up to his eyes

Chris cups her face with his hand and leans in and begins to kiss her

She reciprocated and he deepened the kiss, pushing her back slightly so that she was now underneath him

Her hands roam across his torso and she tugs at his shirt to remove it, when she does, she discards it

He removes her tank top and begins to leave kisses and hickeys down her body

Soft moans were heard as She grinded her hips against Him An action that caused him to get hard.

The feelings of worry and stress about whether he was doing things correctly all left his brain as the feelings of euphoria and Bliss overtook him

"You ready baby?" He asks, she nods her head vigorously which makes him laugh

the items of clothing they were wearing were removed wearing was removed

Chris trying to conceal his nerves opens a condom and rolls it on

He positioned himself between her legs and praying to God that he didn't bust quick

Just as he was about to insert himself inside of her

She flinched and grabbed it

An action that caused his heart to beat rapidly, and assuming the worst

Did she change her mind? Was his shit too small to fuck with?

she looks chris in the eye before she says with the sweetest voice

"I wanna get something off my mental, I can tell you're a pro but baby be gentle" she looks down shamelessly

“cause i’ve never did this before”

AHHHHHH OKAY SO IM DECIDING IF I SHOULD END HERE LIKE THE SONG OR HAVE ONE MORE PARTTTT😅 HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

[rosefinch07]

Humbly asking if you have any Jason/Jaime hcs because they've been rotting my brain semi-frequently and I'd love to hear them 🙏

YES I HAVE BEEN HOLDING ONTO THEM EVER SINCE I STARTED MY JASON/JAIME FIC THIS'LL BE LONG SO ITS UNDER THE CUT

-they cook together, mostly dinner and breakfast and they are so used to it that they anticipate what the other needs and just hands it over, and of course they can never go wrong with some domestic dancing in the kitchen

- jason and Jaime read together sometimes, and trade books

- they DEFINITELY are little shits to eachother and give eachother heart attacks

- jaime is a light sleeper by nature and jason is a deep sleeper by nature (light sleeper by bat training)

- jaime runs cold and jason runs hot so cuddling thermal equilibrium my beloved

Since i am in the pre blue beetle college au kick

- jaime as a civilian and adjusting into a civilian gothamite is more terrifying than blue beetle since he takes after his nana during college

- jaime makes jason feel normal, or as normal as a gothamite can be

- they study together and when Jaime or Jason are too mentally tired to continue they cuddle to recharge

- i have a height chart ive been using so behold my height headcanons

Jaime is very chin restable and jay is a tank in comparison

- i very much focus on martha wayne's pearl collection when it comes to batkids bc i am THAT martha guy so i feel like jason would try to give jaime a peice from her collection like a small bracelet or earrings and jaime would go "do not put me in HEIRLOOMS" and then another bat upon accepting jaime would do it and jaime just sags bc oh okay this is a wayne thing to induct people into the family alr

- they're both such romantics and it drives everyone else up the wall bc they've been like this since before they were dating bc they're both pro kissing the homies goodnight and it's NORMAL to them so them dating kinda clicks into place with not a whole lot of fanfare

- before jaime finds out abt jason being red hood jaime just thinks that it must be a coincedence that whenever he texts jason an update abt him being caught up in a rogue scheme or a hostage situation red hood always arrives to the scene first and it is hilarious

Honestly i could go on and on but then we would be here for decades!

Thank you for your ask!!

[butchdiaz]

seven(teen) sentence sunday!

yes, im late. yes, i've been tagged in so many wip games by yall for MONTHS im sorry i ghosted i just stopped writing for a while :') picked up drunk cuddling au the other night when i couldn't sleep though so. here u go. have some abby fic. who knows when you'll get more.

Eddie shrugs, “I don't know, I don't think a real pro would get so thrown off by something small.” “Something–” Buck stutters, “Fuck off. You almost gave me a heart attack.” “Just admit you suck at pool.” “No.” “Admit it.” “Nope. Never.” They’re standing so close, Eddie can see Buck’s pupils dilate as he pouts at him, smug and infuriatingly cute. Eddie ducks away behind him before he does something stupid, like kiss Buck’s dumb little frown right off of his face.  “It's okay to not be good at something you know,” Eddie teases, resting his elbows on Buck’s shoulders. He can hear Buck's eyeroll. “Here, I’ll help you.”  He doesn't know what comes over him, only that his body is screaming closer, closer, closer and suddenly he's reaching for the cue around Buck’s arm, holding his waist with his other hand. Buck stills against him before relaxing into the position with a disbelieving laugh. Eddie breathes a sigh of relief.  “Are you actually about to teach me like one of those guys teaching girls how to golf in early 2000s movies?” “If that’s the only way you’re gonna stop messing around and play this game properly, then yeah, I will.”

tagging all the homies who have for sure already done this bc its almost 11pm! oops! @chronicowboy @eddiebabygirldiaz @try-set-me-on-fire @jeeyuns @exhuastedpigeon @bucks118 @useramor @singlethread @shitouttabuck @the-likesofus

[realcube]

YOU GOT: SAWAMURA DAICHI

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ matchup of @stars-tonight

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ if you would like a matchup, read this!

'ideal first date: idk 😩 but i’d imagine somewhere cute like an ice cream shop or bookstore'

𓆩♡𓆪 daichi would be so down for either of those

𓆩♡𓆪 although tbh i feel like he could be really versatile and open-minded when it comes to what he likes for dates

𓆩♡𓆪 like he enjoys the thrill of exciting dates (theme park, arcade etc) or the playful banter of competitive dates (bowling, mini-golf) and the focussed bonding experience of lowkey dates (coffee shop, ice cream, dinner)

𓆩♡𓆪 at the ice cream store he'd definitely purposefully order a different flavour to you JUST so he can offer you some of him (and pray you offer some of yours back and you guys can be all cute and giggly about it)

𓆩♡𓆪 like he's a volleyball player so he's very strategic about this too

𓆩♡𓆪 he will let you offer first, not only because it's the gentlemanly thing to do but also so he can make sure he doesn't ask for the same flavour as you

𓆩♡𓆪even if you order the flavour he really wants

𓆩♡𓆪 (i imagine him as a chocolate kinda guy but that's just my hc)

𓆩♡𓆪 he will internally shed a tear when he hears you order it and then be left to order his second favourite flavour which is probably something boring like vanilla or pistachio (no offence)

𓆩♡𓆪 but the thing is he did not think it through enough because let's say he does get chocolate

𓆩♡𓆪 y'all will sit down and after a bit of chatting he will be like 'hey! have you ever had chocolate icecream before? wanna try some?'

𓆩♡𓆪 and you'll be like... have i ever... had chocolate icecream before??

𓆩♡𓆪 one of the most common icecream flavours... ever ???

𓆩♡𓆪 while he is just staring at you like 👁👄👁

𓆩♡𓆪 so pls through him a bone here bc he will NOT know what to say if you reply sarcastically

𓆩♡𓆪 like you'd think spending all that time with tsukshima would've made him a pro at replying to sarcastic quips, and to some degree it has

𓆩♡𓆪 but he would not be expecting one coming from you it would catch him off guard so bad and he'd become like a stammering awkward mess

𓆩♡𓆪 which that is not an easy achievement

𓆩♡𓆪 (interally though he'd love that you have a sassy side lowkey 🤭)

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵  

'love language: physical touch and quality time (giving), words of affirmation and physical touch (receiving)'

𓆩♡𓆪 the receiving words of affirmation is what made me choose daichi

𓆩♡𓆪 bc he is one of the few characters thats shown to express his pride in his teammates and stuff often and give them compliments

𓆩♡𓆪 and don't get me wrong bc he also berates them too but

𓆩♡𓆪 best of both worlds 🤞

𓆩♡𓆪 SO chivalrous and will be quick to call you beautiful , gorgeous , stunning, every synonym for 'pretty' there is, whenever you dress up for dates and stuff

𓆩♡𓆪 and he chooses his words carefully so you don't ever feel like he isn't being genuine

𓆩♡𓆪 cute, pretty, nice = day-to-day

𓆩♡𓆪 beautiful, gorgeous, stunning = formal dates

𓆩♡𓆪 sweet, hot, lovely = informal dates

𓆩♡𓆪 like he needs to compliment you with the most accuracy

𓆩♡𓆪 he's good for physical touch too

𓆩♡𓆪 he's one of the few hq character who i imagine wouldn't be too scared of PDA either

𓆩♡𓆪 it actually amuses him a little to give you a kiss or a hug in front of his team/class mates

𓆩♡𓆪 he likes them knowing y'all are together and he wants you to have the comfort of knowing he's not afraid to show you off to everyone, even if that isn't something you'd get insecure about

𓆩♡𓆪 however, that's not to say he's one of those guys that'd full on making out with you in the hallways or start grabbing you in all sorts of places

𓆩♡𓆪 nah homie respects you tooooooo much to ever do that

𓆩♡𓆪 but like a brief hug between classes or a kiss after practise isn't gonna kill anyone

𓆩♡𓆪 and if the 1st years or 2nd years (especially tsukishima or nishinoya) saw y'all kiss after practise tho they'd go around making barfing noises (in a joking way ofc)

𓆩♡𓆪 they are just haters 🤢😔

𓆩♡𓆪 although i think hinata and maybe yamaguchi would be like 'awh, cute! daichi has a gf yay!'

𓆩♡𓆪 meanwhile daichi's reaction would depend on how the practise went

𓆩♡𓆪 if they were good during it, he'd be more chill and just roll his eyes and walk you off

𓆩♡𓆪 (while suga stays back and screams at them lmao)

𓆩♡𓆪 however if practise wasn't so good, he'd be pissssed off and turn soo red about it haha

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵  

'so like i said it would be good if the guy could make the first move and be bold but while in the relationship it would also be okay if they were a bit more chill and distanced'

𓆩♡𓆪 okk so after i read this i was like it hassss to be daichi

𓆩♡𓆪 bc he is one of the only character that has enough confidence to make the first move WITHOUT having too much confidence that he'd constantly take the lead in the relationship or be totally intense about it

𓆩♡𓆪 like he can be chill about it

𓆩♡𓆪 not to say that he won't make an effort bc he defo still will plan dates and go out of his way to spend time with you

𓆩♡𓆪 it's a good balance bc he would be able to aknowledge that you both have some different hobbies and passions so he can't spend every second of every day with you

𓆩♡𓆪 for that reason i think he's not a big texter, like he'd much prefer to talk to you irl and won't be the type to blow up your phone with heart-eyes and love heart emojis every second of the day

𓆩♡𓆪 he'd probably only text you if he needs to OR if something funny happens at practise and he wants to show you the video haha

𓆩♡𓆪 i think the way that perfectly summarises his texting habits is that he cares enough to ask you to text him when you get home safe, and call you if it's been an extended amount of time without you following up, but if you do text him when you get home safe, he'll leave you on read

𓆩♡𓆪 MAYBE react with a heart emoji if he is feeling social and playful lmao

𓆩♡𓆪 but yeah he much prefers irl to texting

𓆩♡𓆪 he makes up for his lack of texting by always giving you a quick hug or peck on the cheek between classes , or at the very least a smile or a high-five if y'all are running late haha

𓆩♡𓆪 so well into the relationship , maybe a year or so , he could go a while without hang-out or going on dates bc he knows y'all are comfortable enough in the relationship that you'll love him no matter what and plus being apart for a while just means you have more to talk about later

𓆩♡𓆪 (though he'd only let it get to that point if you were both SUPER busy, usually he does his best to make time in his schedule for you )

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵  

for @stars-tonight : it was between daichi and iwaizumi but i think daicihi would prefer cute dates and would be better at words of affirmation

[liverpool-enjoyer]

Tagged by: besties @moomin279 n @erlingshaalands!!! thank you guys i love you!!

Last song: we've got your back by los campesinos!! i love this song cause theres a line that says "every girl ive ever kissed i was thinking of a pro footballer" n it makes me laugh

Favourite color: red cause im cool

Last movie/show: deep fear / seinfeld (rewatch)

Next on my watchlist: attack on titan season four part three part two (yes its rlly called that)

Last book: the raven king by maggie stiefvater

Last game: pokemon ashen frost (THE BEST FANGAME OF ALL TIME GO PLAY IT RN I IMPLORE YOU)

Sweet/savory/spicy: sweet!!!

Relationship status: single (only cause your mom stopped answering my calls)

Last thing I searched online: brentford score

Current obsession: character ai n pokemon showdown

Greatest flaw: fuck man do you wanna be here all day??? ok jus think of any negative characteristic a person can have. i promise i have it. in the words of george costanza: "im disturbed! im depressed! im inadequate! ive got it all!"

Fic i'm currently reading: none but only bc i CANT FIND ANYTHING UGH I AM IN NEED I WANNA BE READING A FIC SO BAD

tagging of the homies: @doinggreat @purefractals @suvixx @almostdeadyesterday @liverpoolfanfiction

[respectthepetty]

THIS IS A PRO KISS-THE-HOMIES BLOG!

preferably sober

KISS ALL YOUR HOMIES!

[cassie-lmao]

pros and cons of dating me

pros:

-2in1 gf and homie

-adapts to your liking in a heartbeat

-can check out girls/guys whatever together

cons:

-thinks you will leave her because you didnt hug her after kissing

-even the slightest shift in your tone can cause a nervous breakdown because she thinks she must have done something wrong

-*sent you a message 2 hours ago and you were online 18 minutes ago* = OH GOD THEY ARE BORED OF ME AND IGNORING ME

-is permanently on a rollercoaster of high highs and low lows, both are unbearable

-"are you mad at me? i know i ask this a lot and you are never mad but this time im sure you really are mad"

[icecreaminacoma]

A MEMENTRY (PRO)LAPSE OF REASON -- (PINK FLOYD'S A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON CRACK).

*Guy covers up Jon's eyes*

Guy: Close your eyes, bro

Jon: Ok, bro

Guy: What do you see, bro?

Jon: Nothing, bro

Guy: That's my life without you, bro

Jon: *tearing up* bro...

David: STOP BEING GAY 🏳️‍🌈🌈😤 WE'RE GOING ON STAGE IN A SEC

Durga: *looks at the viewers like it's the office* get a load of these guys...

Gary: soooo.... you single? 😎

Rachel: Gary I'm a lesbian 🧡🤍🩷 also I'm in a relationship with Machan.

Gary: damn 😔😩

Scott: I NEED HAIRSPRAY

Nick: *eating crustless pie and drinking tea in the background*

Rachel: MACHAN CAN YOU ZIP THE BACK OF MY DRESS UP?

Machan: I could do so much for you baby I LOVE YOU

Gary: SIIIIIIIMP

Tim: I wanna die.

David: EVERYONE SHUT UP

Nick: Where's Rick?

Rick: *literally just vibing by the stage wing and being the absolute king he is*

David: Guy why tf are you and Jon holding hands?

Machan: HA GAAAYYYYYYY 😝😝😝

Guy: Fellas.... is it gay to hold hands with your bro?

Jon: it ain't gay if it's the homie

Durga: such an LGBTQ moment 😩🏳️‍🌈

Gary: they're homies its not gay.... btw you single? 😜

Durga: *pulls out pepper spray*

David: STAGE NOW

Gary: *spongebob meme* MY EYEESSSSSSS

Guy: Let's do a great show!!

Jon: and we can kiss at the end? 👀🏳️‍🌈❤️

Guy: 👀🏳️‍🌈

Rachel: gay shit going down. 😩

----

*AFTER THE SHOW AND ON THE PLANE*

Guy and Jon: *making out on the plane couch*

Tim: *watching them* I'm getting too old for this shit.

Roger: You've lived around 500 years though so you're still young considering.

Durga and Gary: *running up and down the aisle and jamming to music*

Machan: I'm bi besties 😜🩷💜💙 *kisses rachel*

Scott: *plays careless whisper and posts it on his tumblr*

David: where tf is Rick?

Durga: WHY IS HE ON THE PLANE WING?

Rick: *stood on the wing wearing a pair of glasses and looking badass while everyone inside looks out the window making shocked pikachu faces*

Guy and Jon: *completely ignore what's going on and keep making out because 🏳️‍🌈🌈😤👏🏻*

[are-we-really-doing-this]

this is a twofer bc i didnt want to find two separate pics of these guys. i have like three pics of them kissing. johnny 3 tears is the guy in the dumb cap and charlie scene is the one holding the water bottle

Okay, together these guys look like a couple of obnoxious shitheads who blow each other in the tourbus bathroom and say they’re straight because they get bitches.

Individually?

Mr. 3 Tears gets a 6/10

Pros:

dumb hat

cute cheeks

isn’t afraid to kiss the homies goodnight

Cons:

looks like your dad’s weird friend

Charlie Scene (holy fuck that’s a dumb name it’s adorable) gets a 7/10

Pros:

cool hat

stays hydrated

weird little dude qualities

knuckle tattoos

Cons:

butt chin

eyebrows too far apart

[jdmara]

this is a pro kissing the homies blog

[mistfalldruid]

APOLOGIES MUTUALS IF I GET WEIRDLY AFFECTIONATE I JUST WANT YALL TO KNOW I APPRECIATE YOU AND I AM PRO CUDDLING YOUR HOMIES AND KISSING THEIR CHEEKS

[boycritter]

my friend made a phyllis schlafly character ai and she’s pro ao3, anti women’s bowling (it’s a sport for men), says destiel is not canon, and thinks aziraphale and crowley are just friends. you can kiss the homies if it’s a sincere, heartfelt kiss of friendship