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*a friend is explaining their toxic relationship*

me: woah dude this seems like a really toxic and manipulative person, here are the reasons:

friend: oh god, i can't believe i fell for it again... i believed they had genuine feelings and did not want to take advantage of me. i'll go talk to them

me: hell yeah

friend: so um... are you taking advantage of me by any chance? are you manipulating me to do what you want?

their toxic partner: no

friend: oh okay i trust you

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"chill dude i only commented about how that person looked pretty not that i'd ruin our happy relationship and cheat on you with them, we swore for faithfulness, not blindness"

~me and my partner to each other (we absolutely adore each other)

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*kneels and holds up ring* -will you marry me? -omg yes!!!!! *puts on ring*

*she gained +2 intelligence and changed her mind*

mfw

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neurotypical teenagers playfully teasing their friend in the comments of her new pfp

vs

a neurodivergent teenager not understanding why her friends leave mean and condescending comments on her pfp is it that bad does she look that stupid what is wrong with this picture or her

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if you ignore me for 5 hours you better ignore me for like 3 more hours because thats the time my bpd split wears off and im so tired from all the emotions i felt that i am physically incapable of starting a fight

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my mind is literally just boy depression girl bpd mom anxiety dog adhd and cat autism

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like fr companies do be like "oh yea we offer an entry level salary for this internship that we require 2-3 years of work experience for and also a masters degree but also speak at least 2 foreign languages but if you already have all that we will still deny you because your autsitic ass was not sympathetic to our very neurotypical interviewer in the 6th round of the job interview"

companies when they offer internship opportunities to university students currently pursuing a degree with zero work experience and a university student currently pursuing a degree with zero work experience applies

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companies when they offer internship opportunities to university students currently pursuing a degree with zero work experience and a university student currently pursuing a degree with zero work experience applies

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i dont say im back on tumblr but ima be posting some goofy aah stuff once in a while because my bpd is cured im just a silly lil goober girl now

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i hate it when im looking for healthy yet tasty recipes and the main ingredients include cheese don't get me wrong i love cheese with all my heart but my wallet does in fact not love cheese nuh uh not in this economy i have a guinea pig to feed

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the worst part of having a controlling parent who actually loves you? they only show you love when your safety is based solely on them because otherwise their anxiety of not being in complete control of your safety overshadows their love towards you. they will not provide you safety if the safety you desire is not the safety THEY think you need.

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my partner's face when they show me a movie franchise and i actually get invested so i never agree on skipping even the worse entries because i need to know the full lore

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back in my early teenage years i was a homophobic lil bitch and now looking back at that phase of my life, as a now bisexual woman who gravitates more towards women, the biggest giveaway should have been the hatred i felt towards really good looking and just beautiful female celebrities. i thought it was jealousy because every boy found them attractive but now i realized it was because i was also madly attracted to them and my lil homophobic bitch ass couldn't handle it XD

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i'm a loyal person anyway but i'm also autistic so when you become a part of my daily routine you are going to experience how loyal i can truly be

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bpd mfs be like "i want someone who overanalyzes my every move just like i do theirs" and then start dating another bpd mf who starts overanalyzing their every move but always comes to the conclusion that they are mad at them

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you know i love you when i start buying psychology books to help you the best way possible

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me™ - relentlessly and irresponsibly jumping from danger to danger either for my own perceived happiness or to protect those i love