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I've been thinking about QiJiu and how they could be post-reconciliation and I'm like. I love most flavors of these tragic idiots, but I like them as either romantic or full on disaster siblings the most, probably.
Because them becoming close platonic friends feels like sort of... an extension? Of the state they are in canonically, where they are devoted to each other, but in a lot of ways have grown apart. They just fix up the holes in it - and I don't think that works all that well for them on the long run, because it would be all too easy to be reminded of the bad times. I think for them to be happy and stable long term, they need a shift in their dynamic either to something new (romantic relationship, with the courting period acting as a sort of soft reset) or back to the (codependent, but not necessarily in a bad way) sibling-relationship they had before.
Like. Honest to god I want a story where the two of them make up and Liu Qingge is the first one to look at them and go:
"What the fuck?! WHAT THE FUCK?! So this was just a sibling tantrum?? Like the time Mingyan refused to talk to me for three weeks because I got monster guts on her new dress, except you idiots dragged it out for thirty years?! I'm ashamed to be your shidi! Shame on you!"
"It was a bit more serious than-"
"Zhangmen-shixiong, what could you have possibly done that's worse than monster guts?"
Just Liu Qingge shaking Yue Qingyuan until dumbass failbrother explains what happened - perfect grounds for Liu-Jiu reconciliation too, because in LQG's mind 'making your little brother think you willingly abandoned him to slavery' is a perfectly valid reason to become the angriest, bitchiest bitch to ever peak lord. It doesn't matter that it doesn't make sense, his big brother instincts tell him that if he did something like that to Liu Mingyan then blood would flow. He doesn't know what a Joker even is, but in his mind that would be Mingyan's Joker moment for sure.
#svsss#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#liu qingge#listen qijiu with a very clingy sibling dynamic is also good grounds for other ships#because it still gives both of them emotional stability#but whoever they are getting together with doesn't have to be jealous#like. would it be weird that their sense of propriety and personal space just disappears when they are in private? sure at the start#but I think someone like LQG would Get It and wouldn't really be jealous over that#good grounds for LiuJiu or LiuQi I think#or any ship with TLJ who doesn't know human customs and thinks that it's perfectly normal that SQQ sometimes takes a nap on YQY#I feel like heavenly demons would be the kind where the siblings would do sleepy piles even as adults tbh#tactile motherfuckers
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Private readings [open]
Hi, lovely people!
My name is Taiyisiya. I am an intuitive tarot reader. I’ve been practising and reading for people for over 3 years now. If you aren't familiar with my work check out my PAC masterlist and get to know my ✨style✨
You can find out a bit more about me in my pinned post. I'm still growing my blog and discovering all the ways I can creatively approach reading tarot.
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sometimes I think if BG3 fans were as united as Bkdk fans the twitter fandom would be such a beautiful place
anyway.... I can't explain the wild fandom events of last night...
#when i tell you this big 40k followers youtubers came in spouted homophobic bullshit#attacked a small account of one of his queer fans and made a whole video about them attacking him#and then got piled up by the whole awake bkdk fandoms with his old ableist and homophobic tweets resurfacing#and he started deleting ALL last week tweets and replies to stop people from finding out he used to cater to the queer community on his onl#fans#he went from “I don't care about you queers I am unapologetically me and you are weird” to lockdown mode#now he is private
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I cannot be stopped!!!!!! I have too much power!!!!!!!!!!!!
#my art#handpoke#tattoo#baku#don't look at my blurry pile of towels heaped on my chair that's a ladies' private business
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Sol asks Dizzy and Testament where their Gear marks are. They call him a pervert and beat his ass lol (order: top right, bottom right, top left, bottom left)
#photopost#I don't like this growing pile of evidence suggesting that Scales of Juno Gears' Gear marks are somewhere... private
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Kara: Why would you put a bomb there?!
Bryce: I don’t know, I’m panicking!
#private recording 1#zeroyalviking#bryce mcquaid#kara corvus#sidearms4reason#daily pr1 clips#gonna pile up my queue with some clips so the breaks in between are shorter. hopefully more clips soon!
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hm. I kind of want a rainbow pencil, too, actually. it looks like it could be fun...
#ofc I also want an assload of drawing paper and pencil lead and a decent storage solution to all of my old drawings and shit piling up#outside of my mother's insistence that I throw it all away bc like. other artists do not do that; mother.#her excuse was a portfolio like. a portfolio just displays a freelancer's best works; mother; and is in no way indicative-#of an artist's private collection of their personal art over the years. but then she's still kinda too capitalist-brained about my art to-#really understand that unfortunately. worse still; art is literally the only thing I can do; I'm not qualified for a ''normal'' job#and it would take money I don't have to Become qualified. not that I even want to be bc retail is the most likely option and it just seems-#so fucking soul-crushing that I don't think I could do it; I don't have the energy hardly to even fuckin take care of myself#and I HATE doing things at the behest of other people if I did not independently decide to do so
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how could you think anything swift does is funny when shes like singlehandedly destroying the planet
#her being a private jet junkie doesn't detract from how hysterical her fans losing their shit over her pulling a Misha Collins would be lol#this is by no means a defence of Taylor Swift#but she is not ''single-handedly'' destroying the planet#don't take responsibility off every other rich asshole in the world to pile onto one singular rich asshole#it's a collective rich asshole effort
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UPDATED: PRIVATE/PERSONAL READINGS
Hello there! Welcome to my updated personal readings post. You can book a personal reading with me if you like my reading style and want to receive a reading personalised to you and your energy!
pre-announcement post with a little more info.
I have three main categories to choose from that differ in terms of price.
1. Quick Guidance/Single Question Reading:
As the name suggests this is a relatively short reading meant to answer a single question or provide some quick clarity on a matter. It is 1-2 paragraphs long. Expect to receive this reading in 1-2 days.
Price: 3 USD
2. Comprehensive General Reading:
This reading dives deeper to provide you with thorough and insightful analysis of your chosen topic. It is at the least 1 and half pages long. You can choose from any of the following categories of love, career, self development and spirituality, as well as outcomes and predictions. I recommend looking at the sample questions on my previous personal readings post here. Feel free to check them out as well as develop any questions of your own! You can expect to receive this reading in 3-4 days.
Price: 5 USD
3. Specific In-depth Readings:
These are specific readings for particular topics. They are super in depth and are designed to look at the topic from all angles to get as much insight and information as possible! These are limited to the options already laid out below;
3.1 Path to Abundance
This reading is intended to provide a step by step guidance for you to reach your ideal of abundance. We'll cover everything from how to pace yourself on your journey, unconcious and concious blocks you may have, areas of opportunity you have yet to tap into, where to best begin, hard truths you have to face and more!
3.2 Road To Your Future Spouse
This reading covers your journey to your future spouse. We'll cover issues such as what foundations need to be in place for union between you and your future spouse, the circumstances of your meeting, major obstacles to work through( yourself or them), why haven't you met them yet, signs and syncronicities to look out for and more!
3.3 Happily Ever After; Life After Marriage With Your Future Spouse
As the title suggests, this reading takes a peak into your married life with your future spouse! We'll look into how you two will cohabitate and your dynamic, future children, your lifestyle during the marriage, your inlaws and much more!
3.4 Who are they? Future Spouse Personality Reading
This reading is all about your future spouse and their personality! Who are they? What are their main character traits? Their likes and interests? Their history, their reputation, what you'll like most about them, what you will like least about them and more!
Price(for all the above); 10 USD
These readings take more time and energy to do so expect to recieve any of the above readings within this category after a week.
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You can book a reading by sending the payment through this paypal link, and then dm me the screenshot with your email and your question! I will then send the reading as a pdf to your email. Feel free to elaborate more on the matter in your message though, this is a collaborative experience!
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i think generally no.matter where theyre living they all have seperate Rooms but sleep in a pile in one room anyways. because theyre freaks.
#hogs house has his bed area and rats shed outside snd i think fish claims the loft. put a hammock up there#the boat has enough rooms for each of them to have one but they all just sleep in the main like. captains quarters#rats converted his bit into a workshop and fish uses theirs to make Piles Of Thingies#and then i think when theyre in ovw theyre each given their own dorm but they move all the mattresses into one room together#i have a gag in mind where they blow a few holes in the wall to connect their rooms together#while the ovw people just watch like 😦🫤🧍😥 starting to reconsider recruiting these weirdos#and they eventually hang like a bead curtain over the hole to make it two rooms again so fish can have their private space for when theyre#angy#🐟
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Hello everyone!
I really enjoy doing tarot readings for you guys, and I’m very greatful to have this community. It’s so much fun to know what the Universe has for you and put it in your hands with pick-a-cards.
What I love THE MOST tho is your stories and your feedback. I love interacting with you and the things that brings me the most joy about tarot is “touching” you personally.
So, that is why I’m opening this branch of tarot readings. Come tell me about any worry that you have and together we will support you and figure out a way for you to move forward and just give you a peace of mind. I think that is a type of reading I like doing the most.
I’ve already done this reading for my dear friend and a fellow tarot reader, and this is what she had to say about it:
I just love helping people 😅
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#this was originally for cross stitch#the wip struggle is universal#and true#please do not look at my wip piles for all my hobbies ever#my shame is private#except when i post about it#writing#fic#fanfic#ao3#hobbies#wip
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// anyway since my writing muse for ig remains ???? i'm closing his inbox until i manage to get it under control.
#ERROR ( );#// i just don't want too many things to pile up on here.#// for as much as i love unprompted asks honestly at this point they might go unanswered because it's just.....#// too much#// i love ig and i'm content just writing him privately on discord for the time being and hope to find the motivation for his tumblr#// threads soon enough again. even tho i've been trying. in the meantime u can find me on my other blog; that muse is much more active and#// easier for me to write atm. u can find the url in my pinned#// thank you for understanding and being patient. as always u can reach me through im's or discord#// always open for plotting and small interactions and chat on disco.
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Greatly disappointed I can’t participate in my favorite team sport (being haters) because I literally cannot stand Instagram
#dogblr#truly there is nothing I enjoy more when I find out my friends hate something I’m complaining about#and then we all get to pile on in the chat and be haters together#(privately! the key is this is happening away from the public eye obvs. i would never go after somebody obvs)
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