#prismadog speaks

[prismadog]

I hate snow

with every fiber of my eternal being and to the deepest depths of my soul, I HATE snow.

last night we got a few inches of snow which doesn't seem that bad but when you're driving a minivan and the town you live in only bothers plowing the main streets, it's bad.

I had to run some errands today because the dogs needed treats and I needed supplies for the house, and I got stuck in the snow - TWICE!

the first time was my own damn fault for trying to go up a hill at 20 mph on a side street (I forgot my wallet at home and had to turn around). I was stuck for a good ten minutes trying to fight gravity before I thought "hey, what if we just reversed down the hill and into that nearby business's drive?" so, that's what I did. I was able to turn around, go back down the hill, and go home to get my wallet.

then, I went to the store to get some very important treats for my girls (and a package of oatmeal raisin cookies for myself), and headed to the local tire store to check out some winter tires for the van cause already, I was sick of sliding around like a slimeball trying to ice skate.

I couldn't get into their parking lot because the town plow drivers are bitches and don't plow the whole road, only the two lanes and they leave a long line of dirty snow in the center of the road. so, I thought "hey, lets just go around the block and find a place to turn around." "great idea, Mykael, that couldn't possibly go wrong."

oh how wrong I was. I went around the block and came to an impasse - turn right which would take me away from the tire store, turn left and try to force my van through the mountain of snow in the center of the road, or be a badass and break the law by taking the left lane like I'm in the uk.

like an idiot, I chose to take on the mountain of snow, and, I lost. I got about halfway through it before my dear sweet minivan couldn't go any further and lost traction. her wheels spun and spun, and they spun some more when I tried to reverse out of the snow.

I spent a little over five minutes, maybe closer to ten, trying to get my girl free all to no avail. I cursed the city for being lazy bastards as I got out and tried shoveling the snow out from under the tires. I got back in my van, and with wheels spinning, cursed mother nature for the winter hellscape that became the town.

a few cars passed, ignoring the plight of a way too tired dude who's losing the fight against the snow. but thankfully, one very kind man stopped his car and offered to help push my van out. I put my girl in reverse and with his help, plus the help of some random guy taking a stroll, we got my van unstuck and I was able to back up and turn back down the road I was originally going to turn off of.

I was finally able to get to the tire store and I got a set of all-weather tires ordered for Tuesday. it's a good thing I'm an introverted homebody and don't got any plans for the weekend.

i hate snow and if I had the cash, I'd move someplace warmer.

[prismadog]

a guy called me "honey" today

I was leaving dunken donuts today (first time visit because I really wanted a hot cocoa) and I almost ran into a guy who was entering the shop and he said "ope sorry honey"

idk if it's because he thought I was a girl or not but either way, the softness in which he said "honey" just make me blush and filled my heart with such joy.

[prismadog]

I don't have a praise kink but my dentist said that I was doing a good job of brushing my teeth and it just made me very happy

he also said I had a juicy mouth when telling his assistant why he uses gauze sometimes

[prismadog]

[Image ID: minecraft dog boy stands surrounded by pink hearts and yellow sparkles. there is a transparent image of a prismarine block in his hands. he is yelling "prismarine!!"]

prismarine has got to be my favorite block in all of minecraft. the way it shifts in color is just so entrancing to me. there is no other block that speaks to me the way prismarine does.

I mean, that is why my name is prismadog afterall - "prisma" being short for prismarine and "dog" because I love dogs.

fun fact: when I first got java edition and created my account, I wanted to name myself galaxycow because I love space and cows. I decided against it, however, because I had plans to start a youtube channel and that name was taken by several others, some of which were minecrafters (or at least they had minecraft in their bios).

so I spent a good few hours trying to come up with something else and after looking at a few "how to choose a username" articles, decided to combine my favorite block with my favorite animal.

[prismadog]

my eyes hurt

instead of writing fanfiction, I'm drawing digitally and it's flowers - really wavy flowers and my eyes are aching and I can hardly keep them open cause I'm tired but I'm always tired these days and it's only 10 pm which means its too early to go to bed and I do wanna stay up and draw but my eyes are kinda achy and I don't like it

I just started drawing this [I think? idk when I actually started cause my memory be crap] but maybe I should take a break and eat something? I'm starting to get a migraine so maybe a snack would help?

yeah, yeah, ima get me smth to eat then see about going back to drawing. I know I should work on my fanfiction but I'm just not feeling it right now, ya know? I kinda just wanna draw but maybe I'll work on fanfiction later once I get this drawn, idk tho we'll see when the time comes.

snacky time~ :3