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northlumberjack · 8 months ago
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orcbardneeul · 7 months ago
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Hiroto passing out after a night of drinking, bottle still in hand. I promise, he doesn't have a problem, although it looks like he hasn't shaved in a while.
🎨 @velikanart
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bdgmuscle · 3 months ago
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bearchris · 2 days ago
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bradandchris · 1 year ago
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Brad, Chris, Sebastian, and Luke got their plant-based swimmers wholesale from Speedo's plant print plant. It's near that mall you pass on the way to Laguna Beach. You know, the one where they filmed 'Back to the Future'.
We're surprised it's still there. Not Speedo's plant print plant, but rather the mall. Boys will always be in need of cheap showcase swimwear direct from the manufacturer for the beach.
Ugh. There's that word again. 'Manufacturer'. Seriously, can anyone say it in a remotely sexy way? It's easier to sing than it is to speak.
Ahem.
🎶'MAN-UUUUUUU-FACT- ERERRRRRRRRR!!!'🎶
See?
😁
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rickpowellwriter · 10 months ago
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gracegrove · 1 year ago
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Damn Daniel! (Back at it again) with another #billyhargrove 😎
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speedofreak · 4 months ago
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kookslastbutton · 1 year ago
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We had a guy from corporate come and tell us that some Speedo company messed up his f-boy summer for not having the color he wanted. I'm lmao but no one else was laughing so i had to keep it down 😂
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pinkpeachghosthands · 2 months ago
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mariacallous · 2 years ago
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Rocky Horror Show Live 2015 - Sword of Damocles
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angstandhappiness · 4 months ago
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LMAO WHAT
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wfa #77 vs batman (1941) #72
it just occurred to me that dick wanted bruce running around gotham no shoes, no gloves, tits and legs out skqksksnxjqksjfb 😂😂😂😂
although to be fair, if toga jungle batman exists.......
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...........then so does cheetah print speedo robin ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
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vivwritesfics · 1 year ago
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Secret Santa - MV1
(just a short one while i work)
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Y/N shook the present. She had a santa hat shoved over the top of her Red Bull cap and a pair of chistmassy earrings dangling from her ears. "I can't even begin to guess," she said as she pulled off the red rapping paper.
Inside was a box. The box itself gave no indication as to what her Christmas present was. So, she pulled the box open.
Y/N's expression dropped. And then she pulled the item out of her box, a wide smile on her face. "Thank you, santa," she said and kissed the side of the mug.
The mug itself had a picture of her teammate on it. Max Verstappen with his face pressed up against the glass. Y/N had been on the other side of that glass laughing as Max pulled faces.
"This is fantastic," she said, holding the mug up beside her own head. She kissed the mug again.
"Who do you think it's from?"
Y/N thought about it. She looked at the mug and ran through all of the drivers in her head. "My first thought is Charles, but it might also be Daniel."
"Who are you going with? Daniel?"
"Definitely Daniel."
It was Daniel. The Australian was pretty smug about it, and all. He hadn't been able to speak to Y/N since he first picked out her name.
"Well, thank you, Daniel. I'll be using this every time I want a drink.
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There was a running theme for presents this year, it seemed. Just like Daniel had got Y/N something with Max on it, Charles had gotten Max something with Y/N on it.
That was the problem with the entire paddock knowing your business.
Max wasted no time in tearing off the wrapping paper. Staring back at him was several pictures of his girlfriend, winking as she stood on top of the podium. It was a picture from many years ago, back when she was in Formula 3, coming second place in the championship.
Max grabbed a hold of the item and held it towards the camera. "Oh my god," he said through a laugh.
It was a speedo, a speedo with Y/N printed on it again and again. "Are you going to use it?"
"Not in public," he said and laughed. "Did she get this?"
"Nope."
Max thought about it. Who on earth would get him this as a gift? He had hoped it was Y/N, buying it for him in the 'hopes' of him wearing it to bed.
But it wasn't her, so who could it be? "I seriously have no idea."
"It was Charles."
"Charles? Oh my god," he said again. "Well, thank you, Charles, I think," he said.
Charles just so happened to be walking past as the filming ended, Max still holding the speedo. "Do you like it?" He asked as he came walking over to him.
"Oh, I love it. I'll send you a picture when I try it on," he said and both men laughed.
***
To bring a short story to a conclusion, Y/N forced Max into a photoshoot in the speedo. Pictures just for her eyes, and maybe for Charles, too.
He posed in the speedo, leaning against the wall and staring into the camera. He didn't smile, but he was trying his best not to. It was no easy task. There were a few times where Y/N got his full, most genuine smile.
Y/N made him pose with the mug, drinking out of it. That she sent to Daniel.
The pictures made their rounds of the group chats, but they didn't go much further. If they ever got leaked, the couple would have been mortified.
All in all, it was a very successful F1 secret santa.
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yakichoufd · 2 months ago
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this weekend (november 9th & 10th) I'll be at Y/con in Paris! Come say hi at my booth (13 l'esplanade de la défense)! I'll have my fanzines and prints there!
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here, enjoy my tip jar fanart hehe! don;t hesitate to chat with me! we can scream about Scotty and his beautiful yellow speedo <3
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spidermans-l-o-v-e-r · 6 months ago
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Orange Blossoms
Pairing: Buck x Reader
Word count: 7.7k
Notes: No cause actually I’m just finishing this now and it comes out Thursday how could I do this to myself it’s Tuesday. And more importantly why is it so LONG cause it’s cute that’s why and this is the SET UP chapter okay
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Episode 6: Beach Blanket Bingo
Approximately three weeks after your first date Buck has the third one all set up and ready to go
He did not want to wait, in fact, he wanted to plan five dates in five days which would have been cute but Eddie said no. He had to take his time and show you that he cared about you so he went along with it because Eddie was his patience.  
Eddie helped him set the whole thing up, they went to Target and had a little shopping spree. They bought a cute pink blanket, a checkerboard print picnic basket, and two beach chairs. Eddie threw in a few other things, A couple of portable silverware sets, and a strawberry-shaped serving bowl. Actually, he got two of those because he really wanted one too. 
Everything they have is very colorful and Buck hopes you like it. Eddie knows a private beach area, from a friend and he got that spot for Buck just for tomorrow 
“You really think she’s gonna like a beach date? What if she secretly hates water or something”
“Did she tell you she secretly hated water?” Eddie asks as he cuts up the strawberries for the fruit salad they’re making 
“If it’s a secret how am I gonna know” he makes a dumb face at Eddie and Eddie has to take a second, just to remember why they’re friends and why he loves this man 
“Yeah…you’re so right” He puts his head down, returning to cutting the strawberries. 
“Anyway” Buck throws some grapes he cleaned off into the bowl and pops one in his mouth 
“I should probably get cooking. You mind being my guinea pig?” 
“For what?” Eddie asks warily as he slides the strawberries off his cutting board and into the bowl 
“I’m trying out a new seasoning mix for burgers I want to know if it’s good and I can’t eat it myself because then I won’t be hungry later!” 
Eddie rolls his eyes as he starts on the watermelon 
“Fine, I suppose I can suffer through this,” He says sarcastically, but his growling stomach gives him away 
Buck is so particular with the way he cooks these burgers, he’s so careful about how he seasons and what he seasons with and Eddie sits on the counter, handing him things and watching him. He even times how long he cooks each side and puts the bacon in the oven 
“You’re doing great dude,” Eddie says as he holds out the plate Buck puts the toasted bun on 
“You think so?” 
“I have literally no idea how this could suck. Like it’s beautiful” He hops off the counter, setting the plate down and Buck plates it exactly how he wants it to be and takes a couple pictures
“Ketchup or not?” He teases him and Buck rolls his eyes as he hands him the ketchup
“After you try it plain. You probably won’t even want it!!” 
“Oh, we’ll see about that” Eddie pokes at his side before picking the burger up and taking a bite out of it. Buck puts his hands to his face, nervously watching as Eddie takes his time considering it. He sets it back down and puts his hands on Buck's shoulder 
“That’s the most delicious thing you’ve ever made me in our entire lives and you’re right I don’t want ketchup”
Buck has four swimsuits he could possibly wear and a speedo Eddie said that he should burn and it literally didn’t even fit his junk properly 
Not his fault he’s too big for it
So he and Eddie settle on his shortest pair because it shows off his thighs the best and they’re really short and they make his butt look good and they really think you’ll appreciate that
Not to mention they have super cool sharks on them. 
“You nervous?” Eddie asks as he blows up the cute pink and white beach ball that Buck bought especially for you 
“Incredibly. Like what if I mess this up?? You’re usually there to save me, what if she thinks I’m like a freak or something, or what if I accidentally drown her”
“How?? How would you accidentally drown her?” 
“It’s called an “accident” Eddie! I don’t know! Oh god, what if she can’t swim?!” 
“Then you get to hold her in the water? You haven’t asked her if she can swim?”
“Oh god, I should have asked oh my god. Eddie!! I’m already ruining this!!”
Eddie rolls his eyes and takes out his phone, dialing your number “You’re not ruining anything Buck you’re putting way too much on yourself, she would not have accepted a beach date if she couldn’t-“ 
“Oh hey!” Eddie holds the phone up between him and Buck “Just a silly, crazy, cute lil question… can you swim?”
“Uhhh” He hears through the phone and he looks horrified as you take too damn long to answer this question 
“Y/N” Eddie pinches the bridge of his nose and you nervously giggle, Buck looks like he’s about to have a heart attack. In fact, he sits down on the floor just staring at his hands 
“Yes, Eddie?” You say so sweetly he’s sure his teeth just rotted 
“You can’t swim, can you?” 
“Okay okay hear me out-“
“Y/N!!”
“Hear me out!!” You yell and Eddie groans loudly as Buck lays out on the floor, waiting for death to take him 
“I’m not a strong swimmer okay!! But you know… I can… float and do little kicks….”
“Jesus fuc-“
“Besides!!! I figured you know… um… see okay I was thinking that I could just tell Buck when we went into the water and just ask him if he didn’t mind holding onto me you know?? I just- I thought hey maybe he’d want to and- and that way like-“
“Are you telling me you’re using the fact that you can’t swim to get Buck to have to keep his hands on you??”
“For safety!!” 
Eddie hears May laugh and you shush her, he looks down at Buck who’s got his hands over his face and he can’t tell what he’s feeling. 
“Don’t tell him okay?? He might back out if he knows” 
“I don’t think he’d back out, he’d rather die than cancel a date ”
“Promise me you won’t tell him!!” You whine and he rolls his eyes 
“Fine. God. Goodbye, Brat.”
“Bye, bestest friend in the entire world!!!”
Eddie scoffs as he hangs up, nudging Buck's foot with his.
“God sometimes I think you two dumbasses really were made for each other…Well?” 
Buck squeals at a level only dogs can hear and Eddie slaps his hand over his face 
“She wants me to hold her!!” 
“I’m packing water wings” 
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This was such a bad idea, this was the worst idea he and Eddie could have ever come up with. Why did he think he could do this? 
He and Eddie picked you up together from the house, Eddie came with you as a decoy because Buck just had to pick you up from the house. 
Eddie lets out a low whistle as they look up from their phones, Buck’s mouth drops open and Eddie closes it for him 
You’re walking towards them, a little skip in your step. You’d just bought a new swimsuit anyway so Buck’s idea of going to the beach was perfect. The red material clings to your body, it's low on your chest and cut high on your hips. May called it your Baywatch swimsuit as you spun around giggling while showing it to her the other day. 
“Are you gonna be okay?” Eddie asks as they watch you walking over to them. That bounce in each step is causing him to feel things 
“Huh?” He mumbles, still staring at you. It feels like it’s taking years for you to get to the car, Oh okay he kinda understands the slow-motion runs now. 
“Hi, guys!” You say as you open the front door and climb into the jeep. Eddie wolf whistles and you giggle, handing him your bag to put in the back 
“Damn, Pamela” He jokes and you roll your eyes, pulling your cover-up tighter around your body 
“That’s literally what May said. I think it’s cute!” 
“Oh trust me I’m not disagreeing in the slightest,” He says, putting his arms on the backs of your seats 
“You think he’s ever gonna snap out of it?” You turn your body towards Buck and Eddie and Eddie shrugs 
“Eventually… this one really is a banger though sweetheart it might take him a minute”
“Does he even know I’m in the car?” 
Buck’s hands are on the steering wheel, his palms are sweaty, and his stomach flutters like crazy… maybe he’s sick. He’s definitely sick, he’s gotta be sick. He should cancel the date he doesn’t wanna make you sick 
“Buck?” You poke at his arm 
“Breathe… dude” Eddie rubs his shoulders and Buck starts to relax slowly 
His voice is robotic and plain, and his hands grip the wheel tighter
“Hello, you look nice. Are you ready to go?” 
Eddie falls back in his seat laughing and you pull him into your chest, hugging him
“Buck come on!” You whine as you smother him like he does to you 
“Snap out of it so we can have fun!” 
He groans loudly and wraps his arms around you, nuzzling his head into your bare chest, definitely getting glitter all over his face and hair 
“You look So. Damn. Good. I swear Y/N I could just eat you up right here right now” 
“Please don’t do that. We’re still in the driveway” Eddie says from the backseat, reminding you both oh yeah he’s still here 
“Wait the driveway is your problem?” Buck turns to face Eddie, still keeping his head on your chest 
“Why did you say it like that” Eddie slaps his arm and Buck starts giggling as he finally pulls away, he starts up the jeep again and leaves the driveway to drop Eddie back off at home 
“It’s fun to harass you” 
He reaches for you as soon as he gets to a stop sign, cupping your face in his hands, he lets everyone go first as he kisses you, sliding his tongue in your mouth and wrapping it around yours. Your cheeks flush deeply, the butterflies in your stomach going wild as you kiss him back, fighting him for dominance 
“Oh my god, do you want me to freaking drive? Go!” Eddie yells at Buck as cars start to honk behind him and he pulls away quickly, hitting the gas. 
You hook your phone up to his Bluetooth and pull up the playlist he’d made for you. Jessie’s Girl plays through the speakers and you squeal, turning up the volume. You play the guitar while Eddie does the drums and Buck looks over at you, enjoying the way you sing into your fake microphone and cue Eddie for his drum solo 
“You’re singing this, way too intensely” Buck looks down over his sunglasses into the rearview mirror at Eddie as you and he sing together and he bursts out laughing, falling over in the backseat as you kick your legs, hiss laughing 
“Shut up!” 
After your little laughing fit you mostly talk with Eddie as you drive back to his place, he’s not coming with so you give him a little extra attention, but that doesn’t stop you from cuddling up to Buck and blowing in his ear softly. At first, it tickles and he’s trying to fight you off with one hand while you giggle and keep blowing. But one particular moment sends a spark of electricity down his spine and he’s fighting a boner with every… bone in his body. He shifts awkwardly and his eyes shoot up to Eddie’s in the review mirror, silently begging him to save him and he shrugs, getting your attention back easily and Buck can finally breathe again.
Which isn’t even easy in the first place because you smell good. He wonders what it is, he could bathe in it. Maybe you’ll spray some on his pillow for him, he’d do it for you in a heartbeat if you asked. 
He’d do a lot of things for you if you asked. 
Once you pull into Eddie’s driveway he hops out and you open the door, giving him a big hug. He winks at Buck who rolls his eyes and flips him off 
“I’ll see you two later! Enjoy your day!” He steps back from the Jeep waving as Buck pulls out of the driveway 
“Bye, Eddie!! Have a good day!!” You wave back as you speed off toward the beach. 
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Buck and Eddie showed up earlier and got everything all set up so when he grabs the picnic basket from the backseat and takes your hand his nerves quiet just a little. He really wants this date to go well, Eddie was right, he wants to show you how much he cares. 
“Buck this is really cute,” You say as you kneel down on the blanket and reach out for the basket. He hands it to you before sitting down and straightening out the blanket a little 
“I can’t take all the credit, Eddie helped set things up” He watches you take out the food and set it out. You grab a plate and serve him first and he blushes, it’s so domestic and it makes his heart do flips 
“I should be doing that for you” He takes the spoon from your hand and puts some of the fruit salad on a plate for you and you sit with your legs out in front of you 
“You did everything else, the least you can let me do is serve you, it’s not that difficult you know” 
“I know… but I want to do it anyway. He hands you the plate and you smile, leaning forward and kissing him sweetly
“Thank you, for everything”
“It’s my pleasure, Doll,” He says, kissing your nose and sitting back with his plate 
You and Buck eat the fruit salad first because it’s your favorite part and you taste even sweeter when he kisses you again. His hand trails up your smooth thigh, pulling you closer to him by your hip. He nuzzles his head against yours and you melt into his touch. He smiles, pulls away, and goes back into the basket 
“You know we should probably actually eat” 
“Personally I think there are more interesting things to taste but okay” You shrug and his cheeks turn red 
“Oh haha, very funny” He sticks his tongue out and you bat your eyelashes playfully 
“What can I say, I’m a slut for a dirty joke” you quote him from earlier and he slaps your thigh, handing you a warm bowl. You take off the lid and there’s a delicious-looking burger inside. 
“Where did you get this” Your mouth is already watering as you put the little container up to your face, inhaling the delicious aroma 
“I made them myself! But wait-“ he grabs a couple of buns from a bag and hands you one “I didn’t want these getting soggy” 
You carefully take the burger from the container and put it on the bun, he hands you a napkin, and you wipe your hands off before putting the bacon on and wiggling a little 
“It’s gorgeous,” you say through fake sniffles and he rolls his eyes smirking when you take a bite. Your eyes widen before rolling back in your skull and you sigh 
“Oh Buck” you moan and his cheeks flush deeply. He knows you mean his cooking but like…. Like could you just do that again??
“I think I’m in love” You giggle as you eat and he opens the bag of chips for you both 
“Well that makes two of us” he winks and you blush as you take the chips and nibble on one 
It’s quiet when you’re eating and you can’t help it, because it’s good and who even knew Buck could cook, because he hadn’t cooked for you before and now you wish he would again, or maybe you could cook for him next time, you set your empty container aside, leaning back in your chair a little as you chew the tip of your sunglasses in deep thought 
“What are you thinking about?” Buck asks as he sips his capri sun “You kinda zoned out a little there” he chuckles and you shrug 
“Maybe… for one of our dates? I could do something for you. I want to do our next date okay? You can have the last one!” 
“Awww you don’t have to! I like spoiling you” He boops your nose and you giggle, wiping off your hands grabbing the hand sanitizer, and spraying it 
“I want to Buck!! You deserve to be spoiled too” 
“I can think of other ways you could spoil me,” he says dreamily and you roll your eyes as you stand up and stretch out for a second before bending over to grab a drink from the cooler. You fall out of your top a little and stop for a second, putting your hand over your chest 
“Hey! That was one of them” 
“Oh shut up!!” You swat his thigh and stand tall, opening your little drink 
He eases himself out of his chair and onto the ground, pushing his chair away a little, and opens his arms
“C’mere cutie” 
You step over him and he looks up at you, goddamn are you a sight to behold as you straddle his lap and sit down. 
“There we go! Nice and comfy” he smirks and you wrap your arms around his neck 
“Oh yeah, soooo comfy,” you say as his hands slide down to your ass and squeeze gently 
“Oh? Is this not to your liking?” He slides his hands up your sides while laying back and bringing you with him. You blush as you’re laid out on him 
“How about this?” 
“Even better” you purr and he sighs, his hands shaking a little as he feels you up 
“You wanna go swimming soon?” He cups your face in his hands, mushing it around and making silly faces and you snicker, pushing his hands away
“Yeah!! But um… I gotta tell you something about that” You say quietly and he slaps his hands on your butt, making you jump and yelp and you punch his chest 
“And what would that be?” He starts tapping out a little beat on your butt and you reach behind you trying to bat his hands away but he just smacks your butt 
“Would you quit that!!” You wriggle on him and he gasps, his hands stalling. 
“Oh? Oh, you like that huh?” You smirk evilly 
“I mean you’re literally inadvertently grinding on me so yeah I think I like that” 
“You want me to do it on purpose?” You ask quietly, reaching up to twirl his hair with your finger. His mouth drops open 
“Wait- seriously?” 
“If you don’t want-“ You start to get up and he shakes his head fast, pushing you down against him by your ass 
“No- no!! I want, I want!!” He says pleadingly and you laugh, burying your face in his neck for a moment before you start to roll your hips. His breath hitches and he sighs, melting into the sand below him 
“Mmmm that’s my girl,” He says quietly as you sit up, putting more pressure on his cock 
“Did I mention you look super, super good today?” you say and he blushes 
“Really?” 
“Uh huh, your sharks are so cute” 
Buck perks up a little as he holds your hips 
“You really think so??” He sounds so cute and excited and it makes you blush at how adorable he’s being
 “I named this one Kevin!!” He points to one of the sharks on his swim trunks and you stop grinding for a second to look down 
“Hi Kevin” you giggle and wave at the little hammerhead shark and Buck sits up now, looking at Kevin 
“Yeah he’s pretty cool… just don’t tell the others” He whispers in your ear and you bite your lip before kissing him, knocking him backward into the sand again. He moans quietly, wrapping his arms around you and squishing you down onto him a bit. He laps at your tongue, tangling his with yours as he kisses you passionately and downright dirty 
“God you’re just so cute sometimes” You pant in between kisses and he pushes down on your ass as you start to grind on him again, he chuckles, grinding back against you and you gasp against his lips 
“Cute huh? I don’t wanna be cute right now…” He rolls you over onto your back and grinds into you, bending down and kissing you breathless. Your body shudders as he’s a little more aggressive with his movements now, thrusting his hips gently into yours. 
You tug on his hair, your hands tangling through it as you open your legs to him more, lost in the moment of pleasure he’s giving you. You can tell by the way he’s angling his hips he’s after one thing 
And he’s hitting it over and over again. 
Oh, he’s definitely boyfriend material. 
He gasps in your ear, a soft little pathetic noise that sends a shiver straight up your spine. Your heart flutters and your pussy clenches around nothing desperately 
“Jesus Buck” you pant, wrapping your legs around his waist and he chuckles darkly as he ruts his hips harder into yours. 
His phone rings and he completely ignores it while you claw at his back, egging him on. The heated desire between the two of you could practically make glass underneath you. You slide your hands down his lower back, going to ease his shorts down-
It starts to ring again and you turn to look at it “Who is that??” Your chest bounces with each of his thrusts and he’s practically mesmerized by the way you look underneath him 
“Uh I’m not-“ He moans desperately, letting his head fall onto your shoulder “Fuck it’s Eddie” He bites down and your body arches into him
“Shouldn’t you answer it?” You pant softly as you look over at it 
“I’m kinda busy??”
You laugh as you reach your arm out toward his phone, wiggling your fingers to grab it and answer it. He stops for a second, grabs it, hands it to you, and goes right back to kissing your shoulder and leaving hickeys across your chest 
“Hello??” 
He’s definitely not going to stop this time, in fact, he makes it worse by pulling the front of your swimsuit down 
“Buck!!” You shriek as his hands cup your breasts, he places featherlight kisses on them, trying to refrain from biting 
“Yes, beautiful?” 
“Put the phone up to his ear” Eddie hisses and you do as he says 
“I swear to god if you fuck her in the middle of this beach”
“How do you know what I’m-“
“Binoculars” 
Buck's hips freeze in place and you can hear Eddie laughing his head off 
“What did he say??” You ask and Buck looks around frantically “Uhh nothing baby nothing” He gets up, tossing a towel over your chest, and awkwardly pats it 
“I really really need to take this call,” he tells you and you nod fast handing him over the phone 
“No, go ahead!” 
He jogs away a few feet closer to the ocean so you can’t hear him 
“Where are you?!” 
“Actually pretty far, you were so nervous I thought I’d show up for a bit and make sure you were okay… and now I really wish I hadn’t” 
“Did you see…her-“ He gestures around his chest and Eddie laughs
“No, I looked away. But it seems like you don’t need me, man. So… I’m going to Chipotle”
“Wait bring me home some queso” 
“Oh yeah sure okay. I’ll send you my locaysh so you don’t have to be paranoid I’m still here”
“Wow, thanks how’d you know I would be?!” 
“Because I know you better than you do buddy. Also, she’s going toward the water, 9 o’clock”
“Mmmm I can’t tell time” Buck turns around 
“Jes- Goodbye” 
Buck jogs back over to your little picnic and tosses his phone down. He looks over at you as you walk towards the water, your backside covered in sand… god he loved that swimsuit. 
He follows after you, walking right next to your footsteps and semi-fangirling over the way they look so cute together 
“Is everything okay?” You look up at him and god you really have given him a size kink 
You’re. Just. So. Petite. He could pick you up and throw you. God okay he doesn’t wanna actually throw you. But you’re like five feet tall and that’s cute 
“Earth to Buck” you wave your hand in front of his face and he flinches “You good”
“Huh?? Oh. Oh yeah sorry I was just thinking about throwing you” 
You blink at him and he blinks back, narrowing his eyes and pursing his lips for a moment really just thinking  
“…Just gonna leave that there huh buddy?” 
“Leave what where?” He asks, looking around 
“You- you just said you wanted to throw me?” 
“Ohh…”
3…2…1…
“Oh shit! No fuck no!! Shit god no that’s!?? That’s weird I just- no I meant like you- you’re just so tiny and-“
You’re letting him dig his hole deeper as he fumbles over his words 
“And-and like so easy to pick up and like no god no I’d never throw you I- know I would never hurt you” 
You shake your head, listening to him with a wide grin on your face 
“I’m- I’m making this worse aren’t I” 
“Yes” you shake your head giggling and he groans loudly, spinning around in a little circle and throwing a tiny tantrum 
“It’s like when you see something just so darn cute you wanna squish it forever!!” 
“So you’re saying you think I’m so cute you just wanna throw me?” 
“Yes!!!” He throws his arms out and you nod 
“Yeah no okay I get it now. Like how I want to be Lady Dimitrescu’s vanity” 
“Goddamn, what I wouldn’t give to be that” Buck wholeheartedly agrees and you both stand there for a moment, just… dreaming. 
“So you wanna get in the water?” Buck asks 
“Okay!” 
Maybe Eddie was right, maybe you were made for each other. 
The bimbo to his himbo 
Buck sighs dreamily as he takes your hand, pulling you closer to the water. What a match made in heaven. 
You nearly drown in a wave that knocks you flat on your butt. 
You forgot to tell Buck you couldn’t swim and Buck forgot to remember you couldn’t swim. 
Both of you blame it on the messing around earlier. 
Buck pulls you up the beach before flopping down on the sand next to you, both of you panting heavily 
“You terrified of the ocean yet?” 
“I think I just swallowed half of it” 
You look over at him, you look like a drowned rat. The cutest drowned rat he’s ever seen. He chuckles as he leans into you, kissing you slowly and putting his arm over your waist 
“You wanna try that again?” 
“You promise you’ll hold onto me?” 
“I promise baby” He kisses your nose and you blush 
“Okay…” you get up, bending over to brush the sand from your legs and Buck smacks your ass 
“Hey!” You yelp and shoot up straight and he puts his hands up in mock defense 
“I was just trying to help” He pats his eyelashes sweetly 
“You’re groping me way too much today” You scold him as he takes your hand again and leads you back to the water, it seems to have calmed down 
“Honestly, if it’s too much please ask me to stop and I absolutely will. On the other hand… if you like it. You know you can do it right back, right?” He smirks as you look at him, a light blush dusting your cheeks 
“Huh?” You say and he takes both your hands, walking backward into the water 
“Might I remind you I have a butt too? A very cute one” 
You giggle as he walks you out a little deeper so you’re floating and he’s still standing 
“I also have- you know,….something else if that’s to your liking” He winks and you roll your eyes, wrapping your arms securely around his neck. He stops at a safe distance and bends his knees so he’s floating with you on top of him 
“I’m just saying… I’m giving you permission you know… if that’s something you’re interested in and you know now that I’m saying that I’m sorry I didn’t ask to use your booty as bongos”
You laugh into his shoulder and pull back again to look at him 
“It’s okay, you’ve got pretty good rhythm, and I’ve got a pretty nice ass”
“Oh boy do you” He sighs softly, tilting his head cutely “I just can’t get enough of you, my sweet, sweet little bunny” 
“Bunny huh? What happened to Doll?” You ask, booping his nose and he nods 
“It's Bunny when I’m ready to take a bite out of you” He growls and nips at your finger and you squeal, pulling away from him and he pulls you back closer
“No-no-no!!” You try to push him away from him laughing loudly “Don’t eat me!!” 
“You better watch out or my sharks are gonna get you!!” 
He purposely drags you to shallower water and lets you go and you run away 
“I can’t tell if that was an innuendo or not!!” You call over your shoulder and he nearly trips from laughing so hard 
“Oh my god, I didn’t even think about that!! Now that’s exactly what I mean!” 
You know he’s running so much slower than he really can, no matter how hard your little legs pump you know he could catch you if he really wanted… and maybe that’s what you both like about it so much. For as much as you run and dodge his lunges you know he’s just toying with you at this point and you sort of do feel like a little bunny, like his prey. 
“Awww come on! You’re starting to slow down bunny! I thought this was gonna be more of a chase!” His voice is borderline sinister? And that’s hot. 
What a great distraction. 
You shriek as his hand grabs the back of your swimsuit and yanks you backward, pulling you down into the sand with him, the waves lap against your bodies as he pins you to the ground and stares at you, his pretty eyes, dark and stormy now 
“Well, well, well, look what I’ve caught” He runs his finger down your cheek as you pant beneath him, his eyes roll back slowly as his hips connect with yours, grinding against you 
“You gorgeous, gorgeous little bunny. I like watching you run from me” He whispers in your ear, his voice dripping with a seductive husky tone. Your eyes widen as you shove him off of you, sitting up fast. He falls onto his butt, stunned for a second, and looks at you 
“Too far??” He asks worriedly and you run your hands over your hair, they’re shaking so hard he can see them 
“Y/N??” 
“That was the hottest damn thing I have ever experienced in my entire life I need a minute,” you tell him and he falls backward laughing loudly 
“You scared me! You brat!!” 
“Oh, I’m just supposed to be completely normal. When you treat me like prey?? And you’re all “Grrr, I’m…I’m some sort of…”I don’t know what kind of animal do you wanna be?” 
“I’ll be a wolf, it’s funny” 
You giggle into your hands as you fall back into the sand “Okay, my very own werewolf boyfriend, Nice!” 
“Hey I’m on TikTok, I know what booktok is okay. You’re into it” 
You burst out laughing, throwing wet sand on his chest “Are you kidding me?!” 
“Let me see your Kindle unlimited Y/N!! Let. Me. See. It” 
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Buck has another little surprise but you have to wait for it to get darker he says so instead you guys go for a walk down the beach. He’s picking up little random pieces of wood as you go 
“So you think we could have a sleepover sometime?”
He asks as he picks up another and you shrug, smiling “It sounds nice, but how are we gonna get around that one?” 
“If Eddie’s there I’m sure Bobby won’t mind” 
“Right…right Having a sleepover with two, grown, attractive, men! That totally sounds like something he’d go for!” You poke his side and he giggles 
“Maybe we can say May is invited too! She’d cover for us” 
“I could always ask her, you think Eddie will be available?” 
“Yeah to cover for us, no way am I having my best friend come over when I’m trying to have a completely innocent, wonderfully pure, amazingly sinless sleepover with my girlfriend” 
“Oh, we’re gonna fuck huh?” 
Buck bursts out laughing, grabbing your arm as he almost falls to the ground and you steady him, laughing with him. He giggles and kicks the sand, trying to stop laughing all the way back to your little slice of heaven. He drops the wood he was collecting and plops down in his chair 
“I hate you so much” 
You snort as you sit down next to him “It was funny!! You’re the one who laughed for six hours” 
He kicks some sand on your leg and you slap his thigh, to which he slaps yours. Your mouth opens a little and he sticks his tongue out at you. 
“You wanna go? Because I’ll fight you right here right now” you tell him and he flicks you off with both fingers 
“Come at me, Princess” 
He doesn’t know what he expected, even though if he was actually paying attention he would have known. You tackle him out of his seat and he yelps as you two go rolling in the sand. He screams laughing as you tickle him and kick his legs as you end up back on top of him 
“Stop!! Stop I’m gonna pee!!” He screams and bucks his hips trying to knock you off but you just hold on tighter, attacking him more
“Nice try! But I’ve won the bull riding contest at Lucky Jacks four times!!”
He grips your wrists, holding you off “Wait you’ve what???” He pants harshly, holding you back as you struggle 
“Yeah! I’m actually really good at it” 
“Are you telling me with a straight face you’re good at riding” 
You stop wriggling so much and think for a second, humming softly 
“Yeah okay, I’ll go with it. I’m amazing at riding” you purr seductively and he groans, rolling his eyes back and letting your wrists go 
“Oh god you’re my dream woman” He sighs and you giggle, bracing your hands on his chest 
“Are you good at taking it?” You ask, letting your head tilt to the side as you look down at him 
“A-am I what?” His voice is hoarse and his eyes turn wide as saucers 
“Are you good… at taking it?” You ask again and his heart nearly shoots out of his chest 
“I wouldn’t know,” he says simply, quietly. But damn is he starting to think he wants to find out 
“Are we talking about the same thing?” You giggle and he shrugs because he’s sure he’s got little hearts radiating in his eyes right now 
“I don’t know” 
You both leave it at that (much to his dismay) and you get off of him, going back over to your little setup and grabbing a dry towel from the pile Buck brought 
“Suns just about right for some last-minute tanning!” You say as you spread it out and grab another, spreading it out next to yours for him 
“Hey uh…just how private is this beach?” You ask and he looks up from the cooler where he’s grabbing two water bottles 
“Extremely, they kinda keep a tight lid on this but rent it out for parties and stuff sometimes” 
“So…there’s no danger of anyone showing up expectedly?” 
“None at all, Why?”
“I don’t really like tan lines” 
You turn away from Buck, slipping the straps of your swimsuit off and rolling it down your body so it looks like it’s just a pair of bottoms and he has to turn away before his sharks start to get a little too tight. 
He walks past you to his towel and you turn again, covering your chest with your arms 
“No peeking,” you say and he closes his eyes 
“Didn’t I literally full-on grab them earlier?” he asks and you kick his thigh lightly as you lay on your stomach, it’s not a sustainable position but it’ll be fine for a little while at least 
“Yeah, you did. You can look now” 
He looks over at you, laid out on your tummy with your legs crossed and your head resting on your hands and he smiles, shaking his head before looking up at the sky 
“I ever tell you how pretty you are?” 
You blush and shrug, “Not nearly enough” you tease 
He chuckles and scoots closer to you, your faces so close you can feel each breath he takes 
“You are the most stunning little thing I’ve ever met” His voice is husky as he turns over, trailing his fingertips down your back and you shiver under his touch “So beautiful and I get you all to myself”
“How lucky you are” you tease and he leans closer, kissing you softly 
“Damn right I am” 
You lay together in the sun for a while, just relaxing and occasionally talking. He likes to listen to you talk, he especially likes to listen to you laugh. He’s falling faster and faster every second and he’s starting to not care about Eddie saying he needs to wait to tell you he loves you 
As the sun finally starts to set, Buck gets up and dusts off his legs 
“You ready for your lil surprise?” He asks excitedly and you perk up, carefully sitting up and keeping your chest covered 
“Yeah!!” 
He turns around so you can fix your top again and picks up his towel, shaking it out 
“I wanted to just leave you here and surprise you more but to be honest I kind of want to show off” 
You snort as you get up, shaking out your own towel and taking his hand to walk back over to the chairs 
“Well whatever it is I’m excited about it” 
“You can help if you want! Or I can do it myself” 
“Well if you’d just tell me whatever it is, I’m sure I’d be happy to help” you tease him and he smirks as you both toss your towels down. He brings you a little ways away from your stuff and there’s a little pile of rocks and his sticks 
“Just make a big circle with the rocks in the sand alright? Brat” he smacks your butt and you swat his hand away, putting the rocks in a circle as he told you to, you make them pretty, setting them out nicely as he arranges his sticks in the middle 
“You know…” you start to help him pile his sticks “I’m pretty sure I know where this is going now and a firefighter starting a fire is pretty funny” 
“I’m an expert!! Trust me I can even start it with two sticks okay you’ll be so impressed!!” 
He gets up with a little pail and goes running off to the water and you watch him, shaking your head and groaning softly 
“Why is everything he does so damn cute???” 
You finish setting up the sticks for him as he comes back, setting the pail down. He can indeed start a fire with two sticks, and it is actually pretty impressive as the fire roars to life. He slowly throws some more sticks on it, feeding it carefully and you scoot next to him, putting your head on his shoulder 
“That’s pretty hot,” you tell him and he looks down at you
“Oh? Do you wanna scoot back??” 
You giggle and push him a little “No, Buck. You’re hot” 
His cheeks flush as he looks at the fire in front of you both and rolls his eyes “Oh, thanks” 
You wrap your arms around his and snuggle against him “No, thank you. Today was really really great” 
“You think so?” He pulls his arm away for a second, putting it around you instead and cuddling up with you. He kisses your head and you blush 
“Yeah I know so, I’ve never been so happy with someone before,” you say quietly and he smiles, laying his cheek on your head 
“Yeah me either” 
The sun finally sets, the air around you becoming colder as you cuddle in front of the fire. He reaches behind him and pulls over the cutest little box in the shape of a giant s’more and you laugh 
“Oh my god I love that” you smile as he hands you a skewer with a marshmallow on it and you put it over the fire 
“I saw it at Target and have never put something in my cart so fast it’s literally so cute and a total waste of money” 
You toast your marshmallows to a nice brown while Buck literally sets four on fire and this doesn’t surprise you in the least. He likes making them almost as much as he likes eating them. He looks over at you, a wide grin on his marshmallow-covered cheeks and you giggle, sitting on your knees in front of him and licking his cheek 
He snorts and tosses his head back “You could have just given me a napkin”
“No this is way funnier” You give his other cheek a little lick and he reaches forward, yanking you into his lap 
“Maybe I’ll just use you as a napkin!!” You squeak as he kisses all over your face before kissing your lips, he tastes good, like the sweet marshmallows and dark chocolate, and a little summery and warm. 
“Mmmph” You whimper against his lips and his arms wrap around your waist, pulling you closer to him. He can’t get enough of your body, enough of your existence. 
“So gorgeous” He mumbles against your lips and you grin, nodding along with him 
“Damn right you are”
His cheeks flush as he gets a bit shy and pulls away some
“Why do you compliment me so much?” 
You look at him curiously, pulling away now too “What do you mean?”
“I just… you tell me I’m gorgeous or- or handsome” 
“Why wouldn’t I?” You look taken aback 
“I mean- why would you??” He asks quietly, looking up at the night sky and shrugging and you take a second, looking down at the sand before looking back at him and cupping his cheek to tilt his face to you… kind of understanding now where he’s coming from 
Evan Buckley is a breathtaking man. And you’re not sure anyone’s ever told him that he’s so much more than his looks. 
“Evan Buckley, you’re one of the sweetest, most caring guys I’ve ever met. You’re funny and sensitive. And I know you try your hardest with everything you do… I’m not- I'm not just into you for your looks Buck. I’m into you for your heart and the way you care for everyone around you with every last breath in your body. You save lives every day Buck! You’re a hero, you’re my hero” 
He didn’t mean to tear up, but he couldn’t help it, no one… no one really sees him for him when he goes on dates, sometimes his friends don’t even see him.
But you do. 
He wipes at his eyes quickly, clearing his throat and rolling his eyes trying to reign himself in before looking away from you 
“You’re such a sappy baby” 
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Buck lays back, propping himself up on his elbows as he stares up at the stars. That’s his real surprise, how dark it is over here. You can see more than you ever have before. He looks over at you, watching the sky like he is and his heart melts. Your eyes are so wide and sweet, there are literal stars in your eyes
He can’t stop thinking about what you’d said, or the way you tackled him over after he called you a baby and tickled him until he had to run to the ocean to pee to which you screamed in horror and he started chasing you around the fire. 
“I love you” 
You look over at him, the fire illuminating your soft honeyed skin, and he’s sure he’s seeing an angel all over again. His heart hurts with how badly he wants you, the air is sucked from his lungs the longer he stares at you 
“I know” 
“You don’t have to say it back, we aren’t even together yet and you know today was amazing but we still have a lot to learn about each other and I love you.”
You smirk at him as he rambles, because honestly? Truly? It’s on the tip of your tongue too. 
“Eddie’s gonna kill me for this”
“I won’t tell if you won’t” You put out your pinky finger and he smiles, linking his with yours 
He drops you off at home around 2 again and he knows Athena is definitely gonna kill him for this. He always brings you home way too late. You make him park down the street from the house so you can climb into his lap and make out with him one more time before going in. It’s a bit messy, he doesn’t bother being proper as he feels you up, his hands sliding up and down your sides and over your ass. It makes you giggle against his lips and nip at them while pulling his hair back. 
“So you’ll come over tomorrow, right? Since we stayed out so late today and you’ll sleep over? Just me and you?” He looks so sweet and hopeful as he asks, like a cute little puppy wagging his tail for treats 
“That sounds like a perfect plan,” you tell him just as excitedly and he squeezes you, hugging you dramatically 
“I can’t wait to spend the night with you”
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yeahiwasintheshit · 3 months ago
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Just got a little sad now at 2:46am, on utubie a prince video came up and he’s wearing black thigh-high high-heeled boots, a zebra print speedo and like a zebra print vest with zebra print tassels singing I wanna be your lover, and was laughing at the 80s-ness of it all and for a split second I was like he’s gotta laugh when he sees this now, and then remembered… and got really sad
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