#princeps-civitatus-peach

[askwendyokoopa]

"So, a combination of me being afraid to talk to the people I'm commissioning, and certain people not following directions... though if you're following me or even know about this account, I'm not... sub-tumbling you... is that a thing? Whatever, I finally broke down and gave AI a try, um... what did you notice first? That her eyes aren't blue? That she has too much non-canon jewelry? That her broach isn't sewn in? That New Donk looks suspiciously like New York? No! It's the three arms (or at least 2½) of course! Or possibly the strange-ass locket, what's going on here?

Well, Peach and I are going through a breakup arc... I kinda wish we wouldn't, but there are a few dozen irreconcilable differences. I kind of want to do something to prove to myself that it's over, or maybe get someone to talk me out of it. Some impartial third party who can mediate things, or something, I don't know. As a side note, I also tried making a depressed Wendy picture, it went even worse...

I don't know who that is, but it's not Wendy, or Peach for that matter... and why do the squirrels have Koopa shells? Also, these aren't the only two, I exhasted my daily 'tries' on this crap, and the closest I could get for Wendy anything was this:

Real cute, NGL... even if she does have 5 fingers on her right hand, and 4 on her left... but objectively not me. So, my question to all of you is, where are the AIs that you can 'train'? I always see people say something like 'this AI was trained on all of [Artist's] works' and this is the result' but none of the bots I've found even have that option?"

[peachiest-princess]

"So, I've been trying to get a sense for all the Peaches out there. Exactly how many times have you been kidnapped? I'm at about three, and I'm beginning to think I'm on the lower end of the spectrum..."

- Princeps-Civitatus-Peach

"Hmm... Well, I guess it's been quite often. There was that first time all those years ago, then the debacle at Dinosaur Land, I've been kidnapped by the Koopalings at least three times, the Star Rod incident, right before Smithy's invasion and then Booster's Tower, Isle Delfino, Cackletta, the X-nauts, the Shroobs, Fawful, and so many other times. So I'd say at least 14 times. All the kidnappings tend to blur together after a while."

(Ask 1/15)

[valkylander]

Tag Game

I was tagged by @disasteronmain

Nickname: Bud, but only certain people are allowed to call me that.

Starsign: According to at least two tests, True Feferi.

Last Film I Saw: Marvel Rising - Secret Warriors

Fav Musician: They Might Be Giants. Which is cheating, but it’s also true.

Song Stuck in my Head: Ask the Lonely - Journey

Other Blogs: @princeps-civitatus-peach (Nintendo blog), @kerra-holt (Star Wars blog), @scoutz-honor (Neopets blog)

Blogs following: 250. A lot of those are inactive now, though.

Get Asks?: Not a lot since I stopped participating in the Ace Discourse as much.

Dream Job: Occult investigator

Dream Trip: Honestly, anywhere would be pretty cool. Maybe Japan or Australia.

Play any Instruments?: I played Baritone in middle school. I’m definitely rusty, but I could probably pick a valve brass instrument back up with some time.

Favorite Songs: Tongues and Teeth - The Crane Wives, The Cricket and the Hamster - PhemieC, I Refuse (To Believe) - The Megas, to name a few.

Random Fact: A book I wrote as a class assignment in first grade almost got published as an actual children’s book, but then didn’t because I included copyrighted characters in it.

Tagging: @holybikinisbatman, @toadchavay, @newtopiarising, @actualdisasterbi, and @arra-tech

[peachiest-princess]

(And ignore the curious bush with the expensive-looking camera.)

"W-well... Fine." The princess gives her counterpart a quick peck on the lips, blushing as she did so.

(5/15)

@princeps-civitatus-peach

[askwendyokoopa]

[askwendyokoopa]

“Look at how cute Peach is. I can’t believe I get to wake up next to that every morning! I used to be either Bi or Pan, but I think I’m getting gayer every day. What on Earth is our marriage waiting on?”

((Um... your father’s... uh ‘approval’ so to speak?))

“Oh, yeah, right we need to ask Daddykins if he is going to be alright with his daughter marring the object of his desire. He’s so... possessive of Peach, and on some level he must understand that there’s nothing between them, but I’m just so scared of how he’ll retaliate.”

Meanwhile, Parakarry finally reaches his destination; and delivers the manila envelope to the Koopa King. “Here you are, Your Royal Highness, one letter from your daughter from a secret location, plus detailed instructions on how to send messages back to her via sending them to the King of Seaside. She must have really messed up this time... um, not that it is any of my business, sir! Another letter, duly delivered. A postman's job is never done.” he saluted and flew off.

Inside, you will find a handwritten letter by Peach explaining how she and Wendy fell in love, the proposal, and it goes on to basically beg Bowser not to be mad. Explaining that they’ve gone into hiding for the time being, in case he throws a fit.

[askwendyokoopa]

The fact that you have that image handy is made slightly more concerning by the fact that you've already established you're into breastfeeding, darling.

-Princeps-Civitatus-Peach

"What? No, no, no, this is completely separate from that. I wouldn’t dream of using such a device on you. I find it’s much more fun, drinking from the tab, so to speak. I think the real question is why you find a simple biological function so disturbing? Wait, you were bottle fed as a child, weren't you? That's it, isn't it?

Well, aren't you even curious? Don't you ever pine for the things you missed out on?"

[askwendyokoopa]

"Saw you talking to other Peaches recently. ...Are they prettier than me?"

- Princeps-Civitatus-Peach

Wendy snuggles up close to her fiancée, "I dunno, she was pretty. Pretty much the same-looking as every other Peach. But she wasn't my Peach. My Peach is like the Barbie from Toy Story 3, there are a million more that look like her, sound like her, maybe even some who act similar. But there's still only one you, and she is my soulmate."

((Actual image is tagged #LesbianNSFW, and while I can't show it on a PG-13 blog I also have to credit the artist, BiteBox64. Do not click if you are a children.))

[askwendyokoopa]

"I feel like I should point out that 'Toadette' is a person, not a category of people, and that I have used power-ups while remaining human, demonstrating that I am not human as a result of a power-up. I have also been crownless before" - Princeps-Civitatus-Peach

"Yes, dear. I realize the whole bizarre Super Crown debate must be very tiring at this point. Quite frankly, I’m sick of it too... if you’ll notice, I said none of it really matters. So, I guess I’m sorry for not standing up for my own fiancé*, but Linkle is from a strange, backwater, medieval time period. They don’t even have electric toothbrushes, it’s impossible to explain anything to them!

So, uh... to all my followers, remember that move in Smash Brothers where Peach literally takes her crown off and bitch-slaps you with it? Or have you seen her various uncrowned costumes in Mario Kart Tour? She’s a human. It’s not even a Super Crown, it doesn’t have the little pink part. Anyhow, debunked! Again! Still.

((*Remember that this is a Multi-ship blog. The Linkle date, and the Peach engagement are in separate universes.))

[askwendyokoopa]

I'm going to try not to prejudge the upcoming movie too badly, but honestly between the two of them I would rather have been in the 90's movie than this one. That said, what do you suppose your odds are of making it into this one?

-Princeps Civitatus Peach

"Well as big of a monumental let-down, colossal failure on every front, and everything else I complain about the original movie... it is undeniably the one that is going to have the largest cultural impact on society. Like, no contest. They totally wrote that Big Bertha character just for me, I was robbed! Why did Iggy and some random enemy Spike, or judging from the current announcements, maybe he was meant to be Foreman Spike? Well whoever he was, how did he get in and not me? On the other hand, at least I wasn’t Lena... she may or may not be his wife, but she definitely wants to be... I can’t imagine how intolerable the fanbase would be if they had named her ‘Wendy.’

So, I guess, all things considered, I dodged a bullet. But that’s not even remotely what you asked; my chances of getting into this one? Slim to none. In fact, I’d go as far as giving all Koopalings a 0% chance of showing up. As for the little quief Juniooor showing up as a sequel hook, I give him a good 50% chance in a post-credits scene. The other 50% is a shadowy unspeaking Wario cameo, so they don’t have to cast him yet. So we have to wait another 6 years to be disappointed. Anyhow, due to the ‘economy of characters’ trope, the possibility of a group of 7 showing up is basically none.

Basically, the new movie is going to be mediocre, and I wish I had your optimism.”

[askwendyokoopa]

(The key to flustering Wendy is to surprise her with what you compliment. She already knows she's dynamic, beautiful, and powerful. A different approach is required, like so:)

"Oh, Darling! You are so very clever. I dare say a genius! And you're kind as well. I know you try not to show it, you have your bad girl reputation to uphold, but I see the way you genuinely care about people. It's touching. It makes me so happy to know you~"

- 🍑

"W-what?! I don't care about anyone but myself! I am evil, evil I tell you, pure unadulterated evil! I'm so evil and uncaring that they had to make a whole new category just for me. Now there's theft, violence, jaywalking, and Wendy!!"

[patch444]

@princeps-civitatus-peach I disagree. Daisy would go out of her way to convince everyone that she’s Peach’s evil doppelgänger.

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

[askwendyokoopa]

"Happy St. Patrick's Day, cutie!" *pinches Wendy on the bottom* - Princeps-Civitatus-Peach

"Eep...” the other princess had snuck up on her again, and playfully pinched her tender nether-cheek. “Oh, my. And a Happy St. Patrick's Day, to you too, patootie!” she smiles and gives Peach’s generous backside a return pinch.

[askwendyokoopa]

princeps-civitatus-peach: Peach narrowed her big, froggy eyes and launched herself forward with a kick from her powerful, amphibian legs, knocking Wendy to the ground and mashing their lips together.

Peach had transformed back into her old self again, Wendy had somehow transformed too, although she was not yet aware. “Well, that didn’t last long. I though that by turning the princess into the frog I’d eliminate the one cure... or at least I’d get to see Peach and Daisy kissing, don’t judge me. But I guess I still am a princess* after all. Take that Miyamoto, you adoption-shaming Douchenoggin!”

*As late as Mario Kart 8 she is referred to as the "Princess of Destruction"

[askwendyokoopa]

One of the questions was whether or not I've had a girlfriend. Would you say we're girlfriends or just rivals who are in love? Girlfrenemies? - Princeps-Civitatus-Peach

“I’m hurt. True love’s kiss cured my cursed body, and you hesitate to call us girlfriends? What do you need, an engraved invitation? Actually a ring, rings are more traditional… um tell me your ring size then forget everything I just said before dinner, alright?”

((I’d call them girlfriends, I think our current RP takes place earlier, or maybe not, and that would explain why she’s willing to risk her father’s wrath. IDK, whatever, I’m loose.))

“Woooooooo!”

((I mean… canon is loose… I’m a loose cannon… or something? Which reminds me, one of these days I’d really better get up off my ever-widening ass and reply, because it’s my frichen turn so I’d better get crackin’.))

[askwendyokoopa]

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Peach's victory pose, from Mario Party Superstars!