#prince regent george

[georgeivsexpiredbrandy]

Woo coloured versions of Georgia and Adeline i made these in like 30 minutes so it's pretty bad

Lovely fatass Augusta describing her most recent fling. If you take the time to actually read what she's saying, which is nearly impossible, you'll notice that she is considerably less forgiving than actual King George IV. This is intentional, I think all of the Hanoverian dynasty kings would be ruthless gossip lovers as women. You might also notice that she is oddly sickly pale, especially when compared to Wellington. This is because — 1. She is literally just way less healthy than the people around her, go figure, and 2. To remind myself of the fact that she eventually DIES way before Adeline does. Her skin is supposed to look like that of a fresh corpse. Not decomposing, but not really alive either. She'd definitely be slightly less healthy than her real life counterpart, too. Due to both giving birth to a child and her apetite. Not like she'd eat less, though. In fact, her diet would probably even heavier. I can just imagine her as a more lively person – the kind of person that insists on going on walks and eating fruit every day to stay healthy. Her chest is also significantly larger than Wellington's, meant to emulate actual George IV's allegedly MASSIVE.. manly jewel.

Yeah, Georgia was not wearing pants while describing her wonderful, probably criminal of a date.

Unlike Georgia's colours, which I took creative liberty with due to being used to drawing King George IV quite a bit, all of Adeline's colour scheme is taken from Wellington's portrait. She'd definitely be the "aloof, mysterious, nonchalant dreadhead with no dreads"— Think, like, Sweden from Hetalia. She's the type to give a spider burial rights after brutally murdering it. I made her hair atrocious because I've always imagined Wellington having terribly messy hair. Also, until looking closely at Arthur's portrait to extract the colours, I never knew he had green eyes! The more you know, huh? Anyways, if I had to describe her, I would say.. ugly. Just kidding. I would say insufferable. She's that one kid in class that tries to act all mysterious n cool, but then you find them eating fucking LUNCHLY during break, in the bathroom, while having their period. She also would GENUINELY have that kind of "protective alpha" mentality, which Georgia finds both disgusting and amusing.

[lethe626]

[elyccscorner]

- Let's see now. You can't borrow money, you're not going inherit any money and obviously you can't earn money. Sir, drastic situations call for drastic measures. If you can't make money, you'll have to marry it. - Marry? Never! I'm a gay bacherlor, Blackadder.

[elyccscorner]

- What about the 500 pounds, that Parliament voted you last week to drink yourself to death with? - All gone I'm afraid. You see, I've discovered this terrifically fun new game. It's called "card". You sit round the table with your friends, and you deal five "cards" each, and then the object is to give away all yor money as quickly as possible.

[elyccscorner]

[elyccscorner]

- Last time, three of them murdered Julius Ceasar and one of them was his best friend Brutus. - As I've told you about eight times, the man playing Julius Ceasar was an actor called Kemp. - Thundering gherkins! Brutus must have been pretty miffed when he found out. - What? - That he hadn't killed Caeasar after all, just some poxy actor called Kemp. Do you think he went to Ceasar's place after the play and killed him then? - Oh, God, it's pathetic!