#prime cuts

[nistarot]

i was tagged by @quickhacked to do my ocs in this picrew !! tysm !!

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[ Andy (he/it), Radio (it/xe), Remi (he/they), and Dante (she/her).

Andy & Radio are from Parallax and gay, Remi is from Heartsplit, and Dante is from Prime Cuts. I love them all! ]

[yuukirita]

That's his dad/friend!

Optimus Prime Isn't jealous, what are you talking about.

Megatron asks Soundwave (the other Decepticon dad) if this is normal.

Man, I can't wait to see the custody battle for Bee-

[ben-phantomhive-trash]

"Change"

Day 26. Faithful CareGiver, follower of the Changebringer

[lockheed-martin-unofficial]

Starscream is given a bath, Part 3:

1005 words! This is the longest piece so far. I’m really enjoying writing him, but do let me know what you think of my interpretation of Starscream. Does he read accurate to canon?

Enjoy!

Part 2: here

Part 4: here

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She had her hands on her hips as she observed him, contemplating logistics.

“If you wanna lie back in the water, this’ll be easier.”

“Right.” He nodded, carefully lowering himself into the bathtub with his arms on both sides. The human poured more soap into the water, leaning over into the tub and stirring it a little with her hand, sloshing the water around to mix it together. The result was quite a few bubbles, which clung to the sides and to the seeker’s spiky knees poking out of the water. The human got to work, and neither of them made a sound for some time.

“You know, if I was a plane, I would LOVE the pressure washer.” She finally filled the silence, while scrubbing his leg.

“You can’t be serious.” Starscream tilted his head to the side, crossing his arms.

“I am serious. Especially if it’s a hot day…”

He lifted his leg slightly out of the water, giving her easier access.

“Hmph. If that’s what you’re into, I suppose.”

“What? It just seems so refreshing.”

“If you truly think so, perhaps I should blast you with it next time.”

That comment earned him a laugh from the human, which actually startled Starscream for a moment. He didn’t know what to do with this! He just smiled awkwardly, listening to her laugh. That smile lingered on Starscream’s face all the while she worked, and he actually found himself…relaxing as the human continued the spa treatment.

After a while she collected herself, speaking up.

“You know what?”

“What?”

“I never realised you were… sort of blue before.”

He chuckled for a moment, amused at her surprise. But then his expression turned more somber. It was true, his frame wasn’t truly all gray and dull. He had more blue and white on him than he let on, but he had been neglecting his finish for the past few centuries. Which he had his reasons for, but it wasn’t exactly something he was looking forward to opening up about. At least not today.

“Well- I- It’s not like I had ample opportunity to deal with it! As Second in Command to the Decepticons, I had constant duties to attend to.” He scoffed, crossing his arms.

“I couldn’t be wasting my precious time on such frivolous things as continuously fussing over my finish. Unlike some…” Starscream’s tone had a certain defensiveness to it, something which the human decided not to push when it was obviously something he didn’t want to talk about.

“Hmm. Well, it’s a shame. Your colors are really pretty.”

The seeker pulled himself back upon hearing those words, doing his very best to avoid eye contact with the human.

“What? It’s true!”

“Shut up and keep scrubbing.” He replied with a dismissive wave of his servo, still averting his gaze. Another sudden laugh from the human startled him and he finally looked at her, a smile he tried to hide tugging on the corner of his mouth.

“What are you laughing about, you tiny thing?”

“You like being called pretty.” She replied. “Hold out your arm for me?”

If he was startled, he hid it well and quickly recovered.

“Of course. While it is not the word I would’ve used, I suppose I cannot blame you. After all, it’s only natural you would recognise my exceptional frame.” He replied, trying to act as casual as possible as he brought his arm forward for her to clean. But it was no use, he looked almost shy as he tried to fill the silence, and his wings were clearly fluttering.

“Why, I happen to be the representation of anything a seeker could hope to become, if I do say so myself.”

She moved the soapy sponge up and down and listened to him preen, noting every little little flutter of wings that accompanied his words. Turning his arm around gently, she sprayed a bit of water right into the joint.

“Not only due to my impressive frame-”

Starscream was not used to being touched like this.

“-but also my unmatched skill in the air.”

Being handled like this.

“I was- I am a force to be reckoned with.”

It was still uncomfortable, but simultaneously very not bad. Very not bad at all. She had gradually worked her way down from his shoulder to his wrist joint, stopping at the servo. She held it in between her own hands, sitting over the side of the tub and laying out his talons over her upper leg.

“Are you even listening?”

“Do you want me to file these sharper?”

They spoke at the same time.

He looked down at her, dumbfounded, unable to resist the urge to just squeeze the squishy limb ever so slightly. So warm and pliant, even a little icky in how it simply gave way under his servos. The irony was not lost on him, and this time he didn’t try to hide a grin. This small creature, one who could be so easily wounded by the cut of those very talons, was offering to sharpen them even more. It’s as if she didn’t even know who she was talking to. He had the sudden urge to remind her, to squeeze even more until this human knew to be wary of him, but he pushed it aside. Why was he even thinking that? Besides, she had just worked so hard cleaning him. It would be rude to mar his newfound shine with her blood. Not to mention difficult to wipe off.

“You might as well.” He replied, trying to appear disinterested. But as her fingers glided delicately over his digits, the file in her hand scraping against the tips, he could almost fall into a recharge right then and there. In fact, he did close his optics. Any arrogance that might’ve been preventing him from making a fool of himself was immediately thrown out the window. And if the human noticed she didn’t say a word, just silently repeating the process with his other arm.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

The last autobot and the autobot who's always destined to die

[amiinkles]

Nightmares

Fanart for a fic!! There's a part with Minos I got too tired to draw but maybe next time I will...

[scarringstars]

LUCY MACLEAN + phrases Fallout (2024-)

[0vergrowngraveyard]

has this been done yet

[moghedien]

she is physically unable to obey even the most gentle instruction from an Aes Sedai and instead chooses the freak route every single time

[fluffylord]

GIDEON SHEPHERD THE DEVIL’S HOUR | SEASON 2

[raileurta]

Stop feeding them!

Thinking about an au where humans introduce transformers to the concept of cooking. Yes the bots do use shavings of various metals in different ways for energon taste but that's it. They don't cook it, use other ingredients for components, or explore flavors. So when a human chef decides to give a gift to their Cybertronian for protecting them and just being nice they decide to cook something for them. The human always felt a little sad because their friend was essentially constricted to one food. So they decided to try to make a Cybertronian equivalent of pancakes. The autobot has always looked on in want when they made them. So they researched and learned all they could: what's considered “sweet” to bots, can any metals that can be used as binding agents, how hot must something be for energon to ignite? It took quite a few tries and energon but they did eventually manage to make “Energon pancakes.”

The human presented the gift to their friend and while the transformer was sceptical at first they did try some. At the first bite the autobot was astounded at the flavors they were experiencing. They wolfed down the entire plate and (politely) demanded more.

The news of this spread fast as the autobot wouldn't shut up about the experience. Other humans hearing about this got inspired and made food for their own transformer companion to great success.

When bots try to do cooking themselves 99.9% of the time it's a complete utter failure. No one's why this and shockwave is furiously trying to figure it out. He just locks humans in rooms with ingredients and equipment demands them to cook something and just observe. It's utterly baffling how creative and amazing the dishes that come out of these. It was really nice at first however it quickly became a problem.

Humans were overindulging their cybertronians and some were starting to get a little fat. They're not fat but big boned the humans would cry and how perfect they were in any form! Ratchet trying to stop an obesity crisis would constantly have to reprimand the humans. They just couldn't resist the big ol puppy bot eyes. So yeah until everyone could learn self control humans were banned from cooking for transformers. Nobody was happy about this, especially the humans. They could finally give back more to their bots!

An underground cooking ring was founded, decepticons were kidnapping chefs, humans were sneaking the bots treats, all kinds of chaos. Eventually Ratchet just kinda gives up and shoves it on to Optimus to deal with. Being the responsible prime he is Optimus just ends up bringing everyone with a super food so they indulge less.

Idk what it would be but I feel like it would have to be made by Cade.

[emmcarstairs]

The Big Bad Ghoul went from dragging Lucy around on a leash to shyly asking her "You coming?" in a soft voice. What a loser.

[nightlysleeper]

Transformers character lineup. I only did four because I could only do four.

[spiritshaydra]

So

Galvatron’s Revenge right

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Minecraft abandoned mine noise

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

Maximus: having no control over the power armour, accidentally starting a fire and having no control over his jetpack

Lucy:

[vodid]

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