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I was taking my blood glucose reading and when I pricked myself the droplet came out in a shape of a heart ♥️ what does it mean?
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big d stands for big demeanour (inspired by this mini thread-fic by queeniebgalore on twitter - it is nsfw like immediately so be wary)
early access + nsfw on patreon
#suggestive!!!#the way queenie writes ghostsoap is so fucking good it makes me feel like i could punch through a brick wall#i love it when ghost is just a bit of a prick#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod mw2#ghostsoap#giragi art
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no reflection needed.
#my art#yo get him tf outta there :(#unsolicited update in the tags but anyway#funny story abt this painting is that i pulled it off in 3 days bc neil newbon was announced to be a last min guest at a local expo#and i rly wanted to give him a gift so i guess what does hearing a cool VA coming over does to a mf#i got to meet him and he liked the drawing so W in chat guys heehee#i love this vampire prick sm it's embarrassing#fanart#digital art#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#astarion#astarion bg3#astarion ancunin#bg3 fanart#artists on tumblr#bg3#bg3 astarion#bg3 art#baldurs gate#bg3 companions
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VACATION
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ZKBGLGBRXGRLW
#dammit alex- don’t make me feel sorry for this prick#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher
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Femmes tapping their nails on the table elicits a reaction very similar to a dog hearing a treat bag shake.
#*ears prick up* FEMME??? 😯#tndl#butch#femme#butch lesbian#femme lesbian#lesbian#butch4femme#butch4all#femme4butch#femme4all#femme4masc#masc4femme#dyke#masc lesbian#masc#butch dyke#femme dyke#lgbt#lgbtq#queer#sapphic#wlw#nblw#nblnb#nonbinary lesbian
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I've seen a few fics where Charles is dyslexic, and while I'm not wedded to it, I do kind of like that headcanon.
In which case, I do think that Edwin has noticed on some subconscious level that if he describes his books to Charles by shape, colour, and location, rather than just title, that Charles is more likely to hand him the right book.
But I do not think that Edwin is likely to be consciously aware that Charles is dyslexic, or indeed of what dyslexia is, nor do I think Charles knows. I think if you asked Edwin he would say that Charles is brilliant and therefor is refusing to learn to read Aramaic out of pure stubbornness, and if you asked Charles he would say he's just not great with reading and that's what he has Edwin for.
#Like. They are nice kids#But they were neither of them exactly raised with a 21st century awareness of neurodiversity#and I don't think keeping up with psych literature#has exactly been Edwin ''he is a boy and I am a boy'' Payne's top priority#and Charles hasn't been reading the DSM because he's fucking dyslexic#DeadBoyDetectives#Charles Rowland#Edwin Payne#headcanons#Dead Boy Detectives#DBDA#Further headcanon that Charles basically worked out his own accommodations enough to manage in school with zero support#because his dad was a prick about it and his teachers were racist. So like. He copes okay.#But he doesn't tend to read a lot if he doesn't have to
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I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.
Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.
Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)
#s5 Jon in his white girl era#whatever the fuck that means#I'm still not done w the archives cuz busy n stuff but Jon needs to let Martin know wtf goin on#God may work in mysterious ways but you do not have to. Communicate with your man please#my art#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tma#tma season 5#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#tma podcast#martin blackwood#tma jmart#jmart#jmart fanart#jonmartin#there's so much going on in these and I am not sorry welcome to my chaotic mind#hope y'all read the tags cuz I need to announce before I fully make my Jon character sheet that his favorite band is linkin park#it's so funny and just right#tbf linkin park goes hard I'm tired of pretending it doesnt#but come on he totally was totally an edgey prick when he was younger#and older. he hasnt changed huh#anygays he totally loves linkin park and type o negative and three days grace and green day and evanescence#georgie was a paramore girlie I just know it#wish gerry were here he and jon would jam to type o negative so much :( and jon could introduce him to this cold night :(((#ok enough byeeeee
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worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)
Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...
#psa#art theft#pin theft#aliexpress#shein#wish#temu#deltarune#the bootleg pin is just over an inch tall. do you know how BAD this design looks at that size?? i'd know. i tested it.#they didn't even use the black nickel of the pin for the black parts of the design. and the listing says copper for some reason. what.#some people never even get their designs taken down. its really sad#so i might just have to deal with bootleg queens out there forever :( i hope nobody confuses the ripoffs for the real thing....#my pin is so much nicer! its almost two inches big and it has two posts on the back so it doesn't spin#because spinning pins are the bane of my existence#im out here working my ass off out of my bedroom in my parents place trying to make a living and here come these pricks#i watermarked all my listing photos exactly so they Couldn't steal my fucking pictures so at least there's that#my new years is just full of bad luck so far i hope this isn't a bad omen#if my registration isn't accepted by the aliexpress copyright department I'm SOL and this will just. stay up i guess#i'm sad#bootleggers kys
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The queer symbolism of Eddie trying to keep Venom and their symbiosis hidden from the world while Venom wants to be free and be the lethal protector together and be seen by people
#“i am out of the eddie closet!” <- fight me on that one you little pricks#venom#venom symbiote#eddie brock#symbrock
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you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?
very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed
#i think about it a lot#fucks me up#like. shen jiu is a prick and was miserable to be around but it really is fucked up that the only person who missed him is yue qingyuan#and all of the other peak lords were like “well it's weird but he's actually better to be around now”#(no shade to the other peak lords. i love those guys and they did run a bunch of secret tests to try and make sure it was their shixiong)#(not their fault that system let sy cheat)#like. that fucks me up a lot.#pip speaks#svsss#btw im not saying that shen yuan or the skinner are equivalent in any way. intent and what you actually do with your life matters#but it is an interesting parallel
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YELLOWJACKETS THEORY: (pretty much unconfirmed canon tbh)
JACKIE FAKED HER DEATH TO GET OUT OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR CALLIE AFTER THEY DID IT RAW
My evidence: >>>
She is clearly JackieShauna’s love child, the casting department honestly made it a little too obvious if I'm being honest, like she has Shauna’s colouring but that’s Jackie’s face
#“dID’nT tHeY EAt hER” guy’s it’s so obvious they didn't#they ate travis#who jackie killed and put a wig on so they’d think it was her#she then pretended to be travis until they were rescued#why do you think he was less of a prick in season 2???#wake up people#yellowjackets#jackieshauna#jackie taylor#shauna shipman#callie sadecki
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Nicholas Ryder
#gay#handsome devil#peter prick#hairy stud#bearded stud#beautiful eyes#nice cock#tattooed#treasure trail#nicholas ryder#hairy male#gay fun#gay hairy#hot stud#tattooed hunk
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The cost of going MAGA? Your integrity. Your character. Your soul.
The cost of staying MAGA? Your career. Your family.
Ask JD after his divorce.
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Drapery
cw unreality, scopophobia, injury, mind control
Summary: In his very first fight, Hotguy very bravely and with no problems whatsoever dispatches the terrible villains Gal and Guy! Except wait, maybe that’s not right—Hotguy edits the narrative as he goes, removing Guy and silencing Gal as needed to make himself look like more of a hero as he tells his story. Gal and Guy aren’t amused, but not to worry, they’re defeated! There’s no need to thank him!
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#12 am all aboard#hotguy comics zine#please please PLEASE ANYONE AT ALL IF YOU HAVE WALKED AWAY FROM THIS COMIC THINKING THAT HOTGUY IS A PRICK PPPPPLLLLLLEEEEASEEEE TELL ME SO#THAT I KNOW IM DOING MY JOB RIGHT!!! I did not dedicate!!! 19 pAGES FOR YOU GUYS TO GO WOW THAT WAS FUNNY!! HATE HIM!!! HATE HIM BECAUSE I#DID A GOOD JOB MAKING YOU HATE HIM!!!!
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"Oh dear," the unicorn thought. "I must've really mucked up the story beyond compare! The Red Bull Luo Binghe is protecting the last unicorn scum?! Unconscionable! He should have driven me off the cliff by now!!"
#dont ask why binghe gets to be a human but sqq has to be a unicorn#maybe hes prince lir in this au actually wait omg that would be good#half human half red bull sxy was freakay#the unicorn turning human to disguise herself is obviously sqqs plant body allegory#binghe sniffing around the castle: where is shizun i can still smell him? suspiciously sqq shaped human: gulp#binghe's tragic backstory in this au i guess is that he meets shen qingqiunicorn as a kid and sqq can sense that hes half fae and so#takes him semi under his wing but is like a prick about it until binghes seal breaks and they find out that hes a red bull fae#and shen jiu stabs him into the ocean something something abyss he comes back gets adopted by haggard kills every unicorn by throwing them#into the ocean as well before picking off shen jiunicorn last. and then sy fucks it all up#it's been like a decade since i read the book sorry#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#sqq#lbh#luo binghe#my art#svsss last unicorn au
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