#prettyflyforawifi

[coleh0le]

one cool thing about not living in Arkansas or OKC, is that your WiFi network range covers so many more people just bc population density. And these WiFi names just give me a tiny bit of hope for humanity. #Enrichedprecooked #GirlWreck (my network) ((My Landlordess’s network, but GirlWreck is as equally applicable to me as it is her.)) #Obama #PrettyFlyforaWiFi #sotofamily.5 (is that @linda_soto) #CreamofChicken #CreamofMushroom #halloweentown #halloweentown2 seriously great job everyone!!!!!! (at Sunnyside Neighborhood) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4WYx4dhhEFKIlcPrtekvrKRJkYrAA47QO8r7Q0/?igshid=17ayqnjxn5m9a

[thetruemommabear]

When you suddenly have really good net after a year with an average of 1,2 in download speed. And this is just for the wifi, the speed while on cable is closer to 400... Haaaaaa, so nice :3 #prettyflyforawifi (ved London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm08Rgqj91E/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ni96y4c44egw

[daphniepearl]

If there is one thing we can’t live without in this house, it’s WiFi! Working from home, blogging, my husbands schooling and powering all of our entertainment - WiFi is super important in our house. {#ad} I am so excited to share with all of you the new @Linksys Velop WiFi Whole Home Mesh system! Our box came with two nodes which when placed strategically covers the entire house! With out previous router, the back bedrooms didn’t get very good signal if at all at times. Now we get the strongest signals possible everywhere in our house! . . Velop WiFi is a singular solution for home WiFi, providing relief from internet anxiety to experience the freedom of reliable, secure, seamless connectivity indoors and out. WIth a simple and streamlined set-up, Velop WiFi will enhance your current WiFi set-up working with your existing ISP, modem-router, and home configuration. . #technology #techy #wifi #prettyflyforawifi #linksys

[jillian7882]

😂😂 someone around here has a sense of humor. Lol #prettyflyforawifi (at Munger Place Historic District, Dallas)

[jumper4224]

Had to name our internet something cool. #PrettyFlyForAWiFi

[nuclear-hearts-custom]

#wifi #jeans #painted #customised #fabricpaint #denim #internet #internetbestfriends #internetmom #internetgirlfriend #internetart #internetgirl #internetboyfriend #prettyflyforawifi

[braddenwms]

Someone in #midtown named their #wifinetwork #PrettyFlyForAWiFi #dead #internetjokes #clever

[stellina-4ever]

ianbohen: In case you missed it because you were in an area of low coverage and needed better signal... last night I was

#PrettyFlyForAWifi

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

just checked wifi, and here's what's in range:

HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi

PrettyFlyForAWiFi

Smelly

[hoyoungy]

blocked.zip | soonyoung (i)

genre: comedy, “fbi agent” au | fbi agent!soonyoung x reader summary: you’ve gotten away with downloading a lot of copyrighted content in the past, but now the fbi agent assigned to you has had enough of it word count: 1738 a/n: you know that fbi agent joke thing going around? i thought it was funny and soonyoung’s funny so i mean it fits. this is a word vomit. warnings include swearing

part ii

“Ugh,” you groaned as you tried to ‘legally’ download a youtube file as a .mp3 format for the third time. Each time you tried, the unusually usual mysterious and invisible window would pop up on the screen for a second and disappear the next, with you stuck on the same website and the file failing to download.

“Can’t you just buy the song?” your roommate asked as she sat across from you at the dining table.

“And throw away like, $2.00? No, thanks.”

“Pirating files is super dangerous these days! Haven’t you seen the news? There are like, FBI agents that are watching you through your webcam. Or-or how your phone and Google can detect your voice, hear what you’re saying while you’re just having a casual conversation, and show you ads that are similar? Watch, let’s test it out,” she said, clearing her throat. “Oh, no! Looks like we ran out of coffee. I really wish we had some coffee right now! I love light roast and blond coffee blends -”

“Shut up, you really believe in that stuff?” you scoffed as you properly categorized your newly downloaded song file in your library.

“Of course I do! Didn’t you see that one video where that girl bought a laptop online and the camera was always on, but she ignored it and went about her day, but a couple of months later, some creep broke into her house and murdered her!?”

“Well, yeah, that was scary… but I taped over the webcam! That has nothing to do with me trying to enjoy my favorite band’s music for free. Appreciating art shouldn’t cost so much money. And besides, this isn’t some post-Y2K paranoia era anymore. Remember when we were so scared as kids when we pirated songs off of Limewire? The FBI has become way more lenient these days ~”

“Whatever you say, _____, but don’t say I didn’t warn you when some weirdo American gets access to your webcam and watches you changing ~”

“I’ll keep that in mind,” you muttered. “Ok, on to their next album…”

“Soonyoung, what the hell!” Jihoon scolded him in his office. A slumped and embarrassed Soonyoung sat in front of Jihoon’s desk as he listened to yet another lecture about not keeping a close eye on your internet activity. But it wasn’t his fault you bent the law so often! “Are you not paying attention to your person again? How many times do I have to tell you to not watch Naruto on the second monitor!?”

“I’m not, I swear! And I am paying attention to her! She’s downloaded like, five albums of different artists in the past twelve hours, how am I supposed to keep up with that!?”

“That’s what the ads are for!”

“I’ve tried, Jihoon! She has an ad-blocker for the ad-blocker! She always finds a way to stop me! You know how there isn’t a cure for the common cold because it adapts and evolves so often? She’s exactly like that!”

“Try harder. You’re a FBI agent, for Christ’s sake. You have access to basically their entire internet history and activity! There’s always a way around it, trust me. Start by sending her a threatening message, or something, to slow down the downloading.”

“Just message them? Can we do that…?”

“Of course we can. It’s just like an email. Just be like, ‘hey, we’ve noticed some suspicious activity on your laptop, please refrain from blah blah blah,’ and that’s it.”

“And if that doesn’t work?”

“Just say you’re in the FBI or something, that usually scares them.”

“I mean, I am in the FBI…”

“Then there shouldn’t be a problem. Hurry and watch her activity before she pirates all of Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo. Your report says that was her latest search.”

“Fuck,” Soonyoung cursed before running out of Jihoon’s office.

When he got back to his desk, it was already too late. On the screen that monitored your internet activity on your laptop, the screen showed that you were already in the middle of downloading episode three.

“Oh no, you don’t.” Soonyoung practically keyboard-smashed a bunch of codes onto the screen that paused your downloading process.

“What the hell!” he heard you screech into his headset. “Are you kidding me!?”

“Now’s my chance.”

On the other side of the screen, you quit your browser and tried to redownload the third episode for the third time, but the download kept failing. That was it, you were going to take your laptop to a Genius bar, or something -

“You have (1) Unread Message,” your laptop chimed.

With hesitation, you opened the suspiciously red message. “Hello, _____,” you muttered aloud. “We have noticed some suspicious activity on your computer. Remember to please refrain from downloading any copyrighted… blah blah blah… Oh shit, hey, take a look at this!” you called your roommate.

“What’s up?”

“The FBI’s watching me!” you snorted.

“Why is she laughing!?” Soonyoung asked his lonely cubicle.

“Why are you laughing!? Oh, my God, see I told you this was going to happen! Look at what you did, now I bet they’ve hacked into my laptop, too! We are so screwed! We’re going to get arrested!” your roommate panicked. “I bet they’re listening to us right now! _____, shut down your laptop - no, burn it -”

“Relax, will you! It’s just a prank, or something! Or another pop-up ad!”

“I’ll show you a pop-up ad…” Soonyoung scoffed. On his end, he coded another message onto your laptop screen. He was probably getting a little carried away with a second message, but clearly you weren’t listening, and Jihoon did tell him to get more serious with this job. He’s not hurting anyone, anyways.

The next message popped up on your laptop screen for you and your roommate to see.

“‘This isn’t a prank’…” your roommate whispered. “This isn’t a prank… This isn’t a prank! Oh, shit, they really are listening to us!”

“No fucking way,” you cursed. “Ok, Mr. FBI agent, if this isn’t a prank, then… what’s our Wifi network?”

“‘PrettyFlyforAWiFi.’ Holy shit, this is real, this is happening right now,” your roommate panicked.

“Shut up! What was my most recent search?”

After scrolling through your history for several minutes, Soonyoung replied with, ‘How to clean wine stains.’

“Do you know our cat’s name…?”

‘Truffle.’

“Holy shit.” You began to laugh quite hysterically, still unable to believe that you had a real FBI agent assigned to you and was currently chatting it up with you and your terrified roommate. Your mind began to flash back to all the embarrassing and, um, not so appropriate searches you’ve done in the past. Everything you’ve ever searched, downloaded, basically have seen on the internet, this person has seen you do it.

“Burn it,” your roommate threatened. “Or I’m gonna do it.”

“No, I can’t afford another laptop right now! Besides, I bet you have an FBI agent assigned to you, too.”

“Yeah, but at least I won’t go to jail for downloading illegal content.”

“That’s true…”

“You won’t go to jail, dumbass.”

Both you and your roommate stopped moving when your laptop began to speak. Now this was really starting to get scary.

On Soonyoung’s end, who was tired of typing out all of his proof and explainations that have been ignored as you and roommate bickered, he decided to finally turn on his microphone on his headset and do the absolute unspeakable - talk to his assigned citizen. Soonyoung was already in deep shit with Jihoon and the entire agency anyways, so he might as well dig deeper.

“You won’t go to jail now, but if you keep downloading and torrenting so much stuff, you will.”

“It’s a boy,” you stated. “My FBI agent’s a dude. Ok, that, in some form or another, has to be illegal, too, like that’s just not safe or fair!”

“Life isn’t safe or fair.”

“Are you my mother now? My FBI agent mother?”

“I can’t believe you’re arguing with your laptop,” your roommate said as she walked away from you. “Don’t bring that thing near me until you figure out your legal problems!”

You sighed dramatically so that Soonyoung could hear you from the other side. It was just the two of you now, face to face - sort of - waiting for the other person to break the ice.

“So I’m not going to jail, right?”

“No, but I’m assigned to watch over your internet activity still. If your excessive illegal downloading continues, I’ll have to have you arrested.”

“Then how long until I’m in the clear?”

“Either until you get a new laptop and a new agent assigned to you or as long as I deem necessary.”

“So we’re basically stuck with each other, huh?” you asked.

“Unfortunately.”

“Cool… Well, since we’ll be working together for quite some time, I’ll intoduce myself first. Hi, my name is _____.”

“I know.”

“… Of course you do,” you dead panned. “And you are…?”

“Soonyoung.”

“What a nice name for a scary FBI agent man. Do you know what I look like…?”

“I can only see you when you turn on your webcam.”

“That’s so weird!” You felt the strong shivers creep up your spine at the thought of some strange man looking at you while you webcammed with your friends or classmates. The corners of Soonyoung’s lips twitched slightly at your strange, scared noises. “Please tell me you’re not some old man with a tub of lotion by your desk.”

“We’re the same age.”

“Damn, you know my birthday, too! But somehow knowing we’re the same age makes this all less creepy.”

“That’s… good?”

“I’m not too sure, either. Now that we got formalities out of the way, I’m going to continue downloading this episode if that’s ok with you.”

“What!?” Soonyoung screeched into his mic. “No, that’s not ok! I just told you that you could get arrested!”

“Yeah, but you seem cool!”

“There are dozens of free streaming websites for that show, why do you have to download each episode!?”

“It’s not the same.”

“Oh, my God,” Soonyoung sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose harshly.

You were going to have a lot of fun messing with Soonyoung.

[princess-dangerkok]

Me and Daddy made our wifi password Prettyflyforawifi and if that doesn't tell you the maturity levels were working with idk what will

[redpink-archive]

if you’re not gonna name your wifi something that’s actually funny u should probably just leave it at whatever the original name was lol this is @ that person in my apt who named their wifi “PrettyFlyForAWiFi” fuckin LAME

[theravenwhichcantfly-blog]

Actual Canadian WiFi Names That I’ve Seen

. #GetFestive

. prettyflyforawifi

. Florence Nightingale in the hood

. OneDoesNotSimplyLogIntoMordor

. Bill Wi, the Science Fi

. Make Hay Guest

. You kids get off my LAN

. My Precious

. Looking for a Wi-Fey

. twoblondesonerouter

[narisjournal-blog]

Tag Game

Tagged by @gone-to-fight-the-fairies Thanks! I don’t often do these because my attention span is short and I’m not that interesting but these questions look good haha.

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag some people.

1. Nickname(s): Liz, Lizzie (mostly family, good friends and those who I’m affectionate with), My husband calls me bumhead does that count?

2. Gender: Female

3. Sign: cancer but I’m not much into that stuff tbh

4. Height: about 2 inches shorter than Rob Benedict

5. Time: 9:46 am

6. Birthday: July 19th - same as one Mr Padalecki 😊

7. Favorite Bands: Louden Swain and Station Breaks obvs, Imagine Dragons, Muse, Twenty One Pilots,

8. Favorite Solo Artists: Rag ‘n Bone Man, Ed Sheeran, Jess Glynne

9. Song stuck in my head: if I’m honest? My husband’s alarm ringtone... because I sing at him after he’s turned it off to be annoying. 😂 otherwise A Lot To Learn by Louden Swain because I’ve been writing the series based off it.

10. Last movie I watched: Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix. I fell asleep though.

11. Last show I watched: Kings of Con (whilst washing the dishes for my Mum)

12. When did I create this blog: Can’t remember. Bout a year ago? Year and a half?

13. What do I post: SUPERNATURAL, Louden Swain, Supernatural fanfic, poetry, occasional fanart and a lot of Rob Benedict.

14. What did I last google: Telling you that would reveal a major secret I’m not willing to share yet 😉 it involved cheese.

15. Other blogs: I used to have a writing blog called Postcards from my Mind on ... another site I can’t remember. It was all serious and stuff.

16. Do I get asks: Yeah sometimes and I love it 😊

17. Why did I choose this URL: ok long story.

In Secondary School/high school I was obsessed with the sci-fi Show Farscape. It gave me escapism from the oppressive institution, from the mundane existence, from the bullying and isolation. My favourite character was Chiana, a Nebari. They are a race who are blue. Their planet is under an oppressive regime aiming to brainwash all its inhabitants to be peaceful, submissive and compliant. I felt this was a metaphor for my school. Chiana is a rebel who ran and escaped and followed her own will.

I created a character for myself in this race - an avatar, who I called ‘Nari’. This then became my online name on all forums and everything. When I created this blog it was actually going to be my writing journal back in 2010 but I abandoned it because I didn’t get on with Tumblr back then. When I became part of the SPN fandom, I picked this old account up again and I’m not smart enough to change the url 😂

So there you have it if you have ever wondered!

18. Following: Inactually don’t know! 200ish?

19. Followers: Just over 400!!! You all rock😊

20. Average hours of sleep: 7ish? When Rob’s On a night shift I get like 10 😂

21. Lucky number: 7 - because for some reason when I was learning my times tables (I really struggle with numbers and maths) it was the one I knew best. Since then I’ve always gone with 7 for everything.

22. Instrument: Drums, though I’m very rusty as I haven’t played in years. We don’t have the room for my kit to be set up properly and we live in a terrace so it’s too noisy.

23. What am I wearing: Pyjamas which currently involve green shorts with cats on and my SPN Love campaign t-shirt.

24. Dream job: Published author too tbf.

25. Favorite Food: odd things. I love peas. Hallumi. Avocado. Pizza. Many things.

26. Last book I read: I’m currently reading And the Mountains Echoed which is taking me forever because the text is small and it jumps about a bit. It’s soooo good though. I have to keep going back and reading bits out loud because it’s worded so beautifully. Also about to start The Core by my mate Peter V Brett ❤️

27. 3 favorite fandoms: Supernatural, Swain(does that count?) The Demon Cycle Maybe? I used to be majorly into the Farscape fandom and for a long time 30 Seconds To Mars (The Echelon).

28. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know? - the average Golf ball has 336 dimples in it.

29. What fictional character is amazing in their book/show/movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? - Sheldon Cooper I guess!

30. What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve ever seen? - ha sleeping-with-your-WiFi and PrettyFlyForAWifi 😂

[motherofbirds]

One of my neighbors wifi names... I must meet the BIRDMAN for I am BIRDWOMAN! I just want to see cute birds 😂 Also shout of to "prettyflyforawifi" what a sick name 👍😛

[thecryptidprincess]

Also someone has their WiFi as “PrettyFlyForAWifi” I love my building so much