#prettyepiic

[cockslutpadalecki]

Omg I’m not alone in this bullshit flagging... I’m so sad though bc daddy’s face was so fcking sexy to look at.. 😭😭😭😭 I leave and come back to this omg it’s so rough. But you’re right, at least we weren’t terminated!

you need to email them hun and regardless if you flagged your blog as explicit yourself, they can restore it back. i emailed them last night and got mine back this morning! 🎉

[jdmorganz]

When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 other people (Non-negotiable, positivity is cool!) 🌈

I feel like I’m going to start repeating these things because I’m boring. 

1. Even though I’m sick a lot, I don’t give up. I keep trying and trying. My dedication to trying to be normal shows strength to me. So I’m proud of myself for that. 

2. I stand by people. As long as someone isn’t out to hurt others, I’m good to everyone and I just believe in doing what’s right and treating people good. 

3. I have really nice eyes. I like the color of them at least. 

4. My name. I love my name. I know it’s tacky, but I think it’s a good name :P 

5. I’m really outgoing and I can pretty much make friends with anyone or sell anything when it comes to work, etc. I think that’s one thing I like about myself for sure. 

Thanks for sending this my way love

[complacentlyrotting]

Waking up to all these new/updated Negan fics from my faves feels like christmas!!!! 😍💖

Sadly I have to wait until after work to read them 😣😢

[naughtyneganjdm]

Thank you so much for reading and reblogging my work! It’s so wonderful you enjoyed it ♥️ you’re 1 of my favorite writers!

Thank you for thanking me, but your writing is great. So it’s quite a compliment that you say I’m one of your favorites

[emoryhemsworth]

Aww baby girl the queen never left you 😘

😍😍😍 I’m just so excited you’re back!!!

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

Thanks for the tag and I’m quite interested in the Porn Star/Stripper Negan. I’ve actually been thinking about a ‘Porn Negan’ for some time now so this is TOTALLY TOTALLY a sign it’s time to bring it to life. I’ll have to figure the stripper part out lOl but I got this.

Omg, I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I thought of you when writing down that prompt. Idk why, but I was thinking how it sounded right up your alley, but felt weird if I told you that. And now you picked that prompt and I’m cracking the hell up about it XD I’m so ready to see what you write! :D

And also, you can totally write him just as a porn star or just as a stripper, if you want. I just couldn’t pick only one I liked better, so I cheated and put them together haha

[andy-clutterbuck]

H a p p y 🎈 B i r t h d a y

Thank you muchly 💛😺

[sup--ernova]

🎂🍰🔭☕️ 🎀

🎂 thank youu omgg that’s so sweet

🍰 you too!

🔭 Noel Gallagher, lmao, I saw him 3 days ago and omg I just can’t get over it, I waited for him 6 years and God what a man, also saw U2 and I met Bono and The Edge and they were so kind with us, and well now I’m talking too much lol.

☕️ I don’t know how to put this in Englis words… so I’m gonna say that I like caffe latte. (sorry)

🎀 AHHHHH thank youuuu again u r so sweet I cry.

[2-fast-2-curious]

Work Trip

Pairing: Negan x reader

Warnings: inappropriate language and relationship between boss and employee, mentions of exhibitionism because…um this is me we’re talking about, outdoor sex.

Words: 1570

Author’s Note: Requested by @prettyepiic  Who basically wrote the summary for me:

“Ok. I want Negan to be some big wig bossman and I’m his little naive secretary. I think he’s smashing good looking but I never realize it until he hits on me. Somehow we fuck and it’s nasty naughty goooood.

The first piece of Negan writing I’ve done that doesn’t feature a threesome. If that’s your thing, check it out here.

You were organizing your desk. You were still fairly new at your job and eager to impress, especially Negan, you boss. You heard elevator to the top floor chimed signalling that Negan would soon be making his appearance. You smiled hearing his gravely voice. “Y/N, how are you sweet cheeks?”

“I’m fine Negan. The reports are on your desk and you have a meeting at 11 to discuss the new Atherton Solutions project” Negan gave you a smile that made your heart race. You didn’t think you would ever get used to Negan and his dashing good looks.

Negan scrolled through his phone, looking at emails. “What are you doing this weekend?”

You shrugged, you didn’t have any plans. You were just planning on watching some television while snuggled under the covers. “Nothing”

Negan raised his eyebrow. “How does a gorgeous girl like you have nothing to do? No dates?”

You blushed and shook your head. You didn’t want Negan to know how unlucky in love you were. “Those men don’t know what they’re missing.”

Negan frowned when he read a particular email that put a damper on his weekend plans. “Well Y/N, it’s a good thing you don’t have anything to do because I’ve got a last minute meeting with shareholders in Los Angeles and you’re coming with me.”

You were surprised, you weren’t exactly sure how your presence would help Negan deal with the meeting. “Are you sure?”

Negan looked up from his phone. “Of course doll, I’ll need a flight and place booked by the end of today”

“Yes, sir.” You got on your phone and began working on it right away.

Negan insisted that you accompany him in first class. You still considered this a work trip so you spent the entire ride reading boring business books when you would’ve rather been feasting your eyes on erotica. You were hoping nothing you planned would fall through this weekend.

You beamed as Negan drove up the long winding driveway in his rental car. The sizable house with windows for walls was coming into view and you were relieved that house looked just like the photos online. “Negan, I hope this is up to your standards.”

Negan cut the engine and let out a low whistle as he got out of the car. “It more than fucking exceeds them, darlin’.”

“I’m happy to hear that.” Negan helped you with your bags as the two of you entered the house. You gave him a tour, showing him the master suite where he would be staying which was equipped with the same floor to ceiling windows in the rest of the house. It also had views of infinity edge pool as well as the entire city of Los Angeles.

Negan nodded. “Thanks, Y/N.” Negan began unzipping his suitcase. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get settled and prepare for my 5 o’clock meeting.”

You went downstairs to your room which was much smaller than Negan’s but equally nice. You unpacked your things and snuggled under the cover. You logged onto Tumblr and read new work from some of your favourite authors. It wasn’t long before you heard the sound of Negan’s rental car pulling out of the driveway.

You gingerly checked the premises and sure enough, Negan was gone. You smiled to yourself, it would be a while until he got back. You quickly ran back to your room and changed into your swimsuit. The feature that really sold your on booking the house for Negan’s trip was the pool. Since the house was built at the top of a hill, the pool looked like it extended right into the Pacific Ocean. Ever since the plane landed, you couldn’t wait until you could feel the cool water on your overheated skin. You dove into the crystal clear water and swam to your heart’s content. When you wore yourself out, you laid out on one of the lounge chairs to dry off. You yawned, you had always had terrible jet lag, your eyelids felt heavy and you found yourself dozing off.

You were awoken by the sound of a loud splash. Your eyes jerked open, the sight before you was unexpected. Not only was it now nighttime but your boss was shirtless, swimming laps in the room. You couldn’t help but stare, he had an amazing body. You had always wondered what was underneath those suits that he wore and now that you knew, you wanted to commit the image to memory.

“Y/N would you be a doll and hand me a towel?” You wiped the sleep from your eyes and quickly grabbed the nearest towel. You shamelessly watched as Negan got out of the pool and towelled off.

Negan smirked when he caught you staring. “Maybe we should hold all our meetings like this.”

You blushed, looking down at your feet. You forgot you were still wearing your swimsuit from this afternoon.

Negan took a seat on one of the lounge chairs, “You know, Y/N, if I wasn’t your boss and I saw you walking down the beach looking like that, you can bet, I’d try to get your number.”

You bit your lip. “I could say the same about you.”

Negan raised his eyebrows. “Really?” You couldn’t read Negan’s expression and weren’t sure if you had said the wrong thing.

Negan beckoned you over. You followed his instructions and sat at the end of the lounge chair Negan was sitting on. Negan cupped her chin and before your mind had time to remind you that he was your boss, Negan kissed you.

You rested your arms on his shoulders and Negan shifted your body so you were sitting in his lap. You undid your top and Negan wasted no time in getting his mouth on your breasts. You tangled your fingers in his hair as he flicked his tongue on your hard nipple. You leaned back as Negan made his way down your body, his lips and stubble grazed against the skin of your torso, leaving a delightful sensation. Negan kissed your hipbones before pulling down your bottoms.

Negan dipped his fingers in your wetness. “Damn Y/N, you’re fucking wet.”

“You make me wet all the time, Negan.” You watched as he ran his tongue over your folds. “Sometimes after work, it’s so unbearable that I have to pleasure myself in the bathroom before I can go home.”

You could feel his cock harden at your admission. “Let me give you what you’ve been fantasizing about, my dirty girl.”

You licked your lips as Negan pulled down his swim trunks, seeing him in his naked glory for the first time. There was something about the ambience, outside with the moonlight and city skyline illuminating him, it made Negan look extra sexy. You decided to let him know. “I can’t wait to be bouncing on your hard cock.”

Negan groaned as you wrapped her lips around his stiff member, tasting the precum he was leaking from his tip. He grabbed a condom from the pocket of his trousers which were neatly folded on a nearby table. You carefully sunk down onto his fully erect cock. You placed your hands on the armrest to steady yourself as you rode him.

Negan face was buried in your chest, leaving love bites. “You like that Y/N? Fucking your boss out here in the open. Do you think anyone is in those houses below us are watching? Tell me what you think about when you’re playing with yourself after work.”

You let out a moan as Negan rubbed her pussy. “I think about you asking me to come to your office, stripping me, and fucking me against the window. Giving a show to all those people who work in the office buildings across the street.”

“Who knew my secretary was such a filthy little thing? You want those bored office workers to observe how fucking well you take my cock? Watching how hot you look when you’re getting fucked? Seeing how all this tension between us that has been building between us is now spilling over?” Negan could feel your body shaking at his words. “We didn’t even have time to get inside the house and up the fucking stairs before we ripped our fucking clothes off.”

You grabbed your own breasts, pinching your nipples as Negan rubbed your clit with vigour. “Negan, I’m close.”

Negan moved his hands to your hips and began controlling your pace, making you ride him harder. “Cum for me, Y/N. Let everyone know you’re getting fucked better than you’ve ever been.”

“Yes! Negan! Yes!” You screamed as your orgasm ran through your body making you shudder. After your orgasm subsided you could feel a flood of warmth fill the condom.

You got off of Negan and stretched your body out on the chair as Negan went back inside the house to get rid of the condom. No longer fueled by lust, you and your naked body were finally realizing how cold it was. Luckily Negan came back outside with blankets and pillows. Negan sat next to you and pulled you flush against him. He draped a blanket over your naked bodies as you snuggled your face into his chest. “Goodnight, darlin’.”

You yawned, enjoying the feeling of his hand running up and down your spine. “Goodnight, Negan.”

[cockslutpadalecki]

Hey baby girl! Can I get “High School” for your writing ✍🏻 challenge?

oh my gosh yes of course you can! can’t wait to see what you come up with 😏 x

[jdmorganz]

✿ Send this to 10 other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile! ✿

So sweet that you sent this to me

[allthesespoonsareknives]


ONCE YOU GET THIS YOU HAVE TO SAY FIVE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF, PUBLICLY. THEN YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS TO TEN OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOLLOWERS (NON-NEGOTIABLE, POSITIVITY IS COOL~)

1 - I got makeup skills to... well not pay the bills but I probably could if that was my chosen profession.

2 - Um, I like my lips... I also like my boobs so this is a twofer.

3 - I’m a pretty good writer.

4 - Um, I’m pretty smart.

5 - My sense of humor is on point.

[pedroscurls]

Thanks so much for following my updates! I'm happy to be back!!!! Omg I've missed you guys!

SO GLAD YOU’RE BACK

[naughtyneganjdm]

prettyepiic replied to your post “The Affair - Chapter 9”

@jml509 fuckin read from beginning if you've not! I requested this and she made me a series!!!! It's amaaaazing!!!! The sex is oh my gawd

Ha! Well, I’m glad you like it. You are amazing :D 

[vindictiveinvancouver]

Omg giiiirl I got some RHOA tea for you honey!

Lay it on me, honey

(side note: is the above not the same as the below?)

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

Hello! I just submitted my work (fall into negan challenge) and I hope the hashtag worked :) thanks so much for allowing me to be a part of this. Xx 💋

Hey! I got the tag notification (yay, since tumblr has been sucking with those lately)! I will most definitely give it a read when I have a chance; I’m excited to see what you came up with!