#pretty sure my dad can befriend inanimate objects but like
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my dad watching yet another documentary about the criminal authorities of the 1990s Russia (nearly all of them assassinated by rivals): oh, I knew that guy. been to this one’s house. this guy was okay but he did stab several people. remember this one, I told you about him? he got killed in a police raid on live tv. very generous man but extremely fucked up.
me, having heard the stories multiple times, still asking to this day: dad, were you in the mafia?
dad, drinking his 8th espresso of the day: no, I was just really friendly and communicable with all sorts of people. although I’m still unsure how we managed to survive the nineties. oh, look, I met this one just a couple of days before he got gunned down near his own house.
yeah. wild.
#seriously tho if you look up the 90s in Russia#and the prominent criminals and the bratva (local mafia)#you’d be surprised at how fucked yo it was here before the start of the 2000s#like honestly people who lived through it are tough#my dad has a scar on his leg that he told me is from falling off a mountain#but it’s actually from that one time he was kidnapped and mildly tortured my the criminals for money#and he was never part of it all tbh but somehow all the criminal authorities saw him and went OH A GOOD FRIEND#pretty sure my dad can befriend inanimate objects but like#he knew some very VEEERYYY interesting people#one of his close friends was also assasinated but he wasn’t that much of a criminal#that was just payback for smth and his daughter was my sisters classmate#I’m telling you… wild times#vicsy personal
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