#pretty proud of my brooke one ngl

[chanandlers]

do u have saved urls?

yes! i deleted A LOT awhile back because i had a lot of urls saved up XD but the ones i have rn are... effedstonem, hackerqueen, daxamprince, queenchamberlain (which was my old url), benoistwood, benoistdanvers, brookescott, hayleymikelson, marcellus-gerard, elijahmikelsons, kolmikelsons !

[usoking]

so hi guys. monster au

this was an au that's been stirring in my brain since i started my watchthrough (i think i made this a bit into water 7? and i'm now in wci) and now that i have a op blog i might as well share it with the world

the whole idea of the monster au is that usopp somehow got into a monster-only college and has to lie his way out of his classmates' suspicions that noooo he's not a human! he's totally not!

more info about the characters under the cut! reminder that i have JUST STARTED WCI and any characters from it and wano are UNKNOWN to me pretty much!

update i'm on wano. halfway through it. i'm doing fantastic

students (for convinience's sake they're all aged to post timeskip)

usopp- the token human of the school, but pretends to be a witch. that way his human scent isn't questioned, he can do "magic" aka cool party tricks, and he has the long nose for it. he fakes it till he makes it but the whole staff is fond of him already

luffy- a werewolf! he always radiates puppy energy to me skjdfhskjdf he was bit by shanks as a kid (around the age he got his devil fruit in canon) and is part of his pack. but only legally, since he still grew up with ace and sabo. he doesn't get the best grades but shanks loves the kid and plays obvious favoritism

nami- her's is a bit iffy ngl, but i eventually settled on a kitsune! though this is still bound to change as i still haven't figured out the best one for her. but yea she's a sophomore and bonks people over the head when they're being stupid

sanji- was an interesting one; he's a merfolk/fishman. i'm not too sure how i decided upon this but i did and it was Perfect. i connect sanji to the sea a lot so maybe that's why (don't get me started on sanji and his relationship to the ocean). also for the excuse for me (and zoro) to call him smoked salmon

bartolomeo- i only met him recently but he Must be here. barto's a gryphon! bc he's a chicken AND a lion at the same time <3 but yea he's like... a centaur with a gryphon body and wings and little lion ears,,,, i like him jkfhgkjhdfg (he's probably gonna be a junior?)

staff (all are adults in SOME way shape or form)

whitebeard- he's the principal of one piece academy. my friend suggested him to be a god so thats what he is now

shanks- i have no idea what his job is ngl. but he's staff dfkjhgkjdhfg he's a werewolf, he bit luffy (and also yasopp let's not talk about that) and absolutely loves to show off luffy any time he gets. he is also married to mihawk bc i said so

mihawk- the man's a vampire. come on. he Is. he's the school's resident cryptid, i'm pretty sure he's the vp or something, idk. yes he's married to shanks. also perona and zoro are his kids, meeting both before they were dead and adopting them

kureha- magic prof, a real witch. she sees potential in usopp and is impressed with how he manages to make even a slightly effective potion. but don't get her wrong she is very proud, no matter what she says. i'm pretty sure she's gonna try and adopt usopp

robin- history prof, vampire. she's been through a millennia of history, so of course she's perfect for teaching it, since she saw so much of it herself. very chill teacher, good vibes. lots of flowers.

franky- mechanics/engineering prof, but he's a full robot instead of a cyborg. constantly impressed by usopp's tinkering skills and how he does it all without any supernatural element at all

brook- music prof. he's still a skeleton. literally nothing's changed about him. he does appreciate how all of his students at least know how to hit a note correctly, whether through singing or an instrument

zoro- legally he's just a ta, but he falls asleep in every class. he's a demon from about 200 years ago, was killed by mihawk then came back from hell vowing revenge but unknowingly got adopted

ace- also a ta, and also a demon (this time from only 80 years ago). of course he's luffy's big brother, bc no ace is right without that. he's also the Fun ta that always shows up with a kahoot game hooked up and lets you use your phone in class

sabo- head of staff i think? undecided, but he's definitely a dragon. again, big brother to luffy, he often gave him piggyback rides into the sky when they were kids (luffy still tries to get piggyback rides but he's too big now)

jimbei- pe coach (helped out sometimes by zoro). he's a fishman like sanji, and is the campus' collective dad. everyone loves him

chopper- the school nurse :) i played the old reversal game, and now chopper's a tanuki! and hates being called a reindeer <3 he's very young, raised by kureha to understand magic, and can assume human form, but other than that he just wanders campus and helps people in the nurse's office. some ppl think he's a mascot or plushie that someone lost until he storms in with a first aid kit

a few minor teachers like bon clay (shapeshifter dance teacher), ivankov (they sure are something, and also the gender studies prof), and caesar (science prof, probably some sort of air elemental)

others (they just kinda exist)

perona- she's a ghost! she doesn't need to go to class since she died a century ago and has definitely been to school, so she mostly just hangs around classes and pranks people. truly a menace to society

sogeking- a mask usopp found in the attic haunted by an ancient witch from centuries ago. legally a cursed item, so he's not allowed to have it, but you have no idea how much i love sogeking so he stays <3

and here's some various edits and doodles i've made with these nerds (most are pre timeskip bc thats when the au developed)

ft me trying to figure out how to draw usopp in my style

[fckinsupreme]

PLease write something with Xavier+cockwarming... I would die for that ngl

Sunlight beats down on you, causing you to break out in a sweat. Normally, you would be complaining about too much heat, over the fact that you were getting soaked with sweat and feeling disgusting as a result, but now it was actually a perfect excuse. You sat on the dock at Camp Redwood with your boyfriend, Xavier, perched in his lap while your group of friends splashed around in the lake. The two of you were the first to arrive at the lake, and what was happening with you both right now had been Xavier’s idea. You replay it in your mind, grinning as you do so.

“Babe?” he’d asked as you spread your beach towel on the wood.

“Yeah?” you replied, adjusting your swimsuit as you looked at him. “I’m not spilling out anywhere, am I?”

He laughed, shaking his head. “No, no. I just wanted to suggest something for us to try.”

“What is it?”

“I want to sit here with you...with my cock inside of you.”

“You want to fuck me in broad daylight out here in the open?” you questioned, raising a brow as you attempted to stop a smile from forming. “Margaret is coming, too, you know. She would throw us out—“

“No, not sex exactly,” he said. “I mean, it isn’t /fucking/ in a traditional sense. I wanted to sit on the edge while you sat in my lap, my cock inside of you, but not really /moving/. Just...you know. Being inside.”

The smile broke across your lips then, and you looked over your shoulder at the cabins. No one was coming yet, and what would it hurt, anyway? You hated Margaret’s bullshit “no sex” rule as much as everyone else here, and if she somehow found out, it would be worth it. Maybe she could see what she’d been missing, or want some for herself. Xavier was, to put it a bit mildly, quite impressive in that regard. He always left you wanting more, and always basked in the compliments you gave him about the size of his cock. You had a feeling that this would difficult, but you wanted to try. You /needed/ to, especially if this would be the last time for awhile that you would get to experience it.

“Let’s do it,” you said, dropping to your knees in front of him. He gave you a confused look, and you chuckled. “I need to get ready for you, babe. And from the looks of things, you’re already rock hard.”

You pulled his shorts down and licked from his balls to the tip of his cock, making eye contact as you did so. You both knew how giving him head never failed to do the trick in getting you wet, and you didn’t waste too much time teasing; you had to hurry before the others showed up. You took him down your throat, his fist in your hair as you rubbed your clit over your swimsuit. It didn’t take long to get you soaking wet, and he practically pulled you to your feet and dragged you to the edge of the dock. He tugged his shorts back up and pulled his dick through the front of them, sitting down and gesturing for you to follow. You grabbed your towel, placing it next to you before sitting in his lap with your back against his chest. He pulled your swimsuit bottoms aside, and slowly pushed inside of you. You moaned, his arms wound around your torso as your nails dug into his skin, his own breathless, hot groans sounding in your ear.

And now here you were, with the towel concealing both of you from the waist down. It wasn’t long after until the others came down, with Margaret also in tow. Xavier thrusts upward a couple of times as she approaches, and you have to bite your cheek to keep from moaning too loudly. His cock was so massive that he always bumped against your G-spot from pretty much any angle or position, and this was no exception. You roll your hips, hearing his loud hiss as you turn to kiss him sloppily. His tongue meets yours before his lips do, his fingers snaking under the towel and rubbing along your clit.

“You’re so fucking wet,” he breathes, licking inside of your mouth as he thrusts upward again. “You—“

“Ahem!” Margaret sounds from behind you, and you jump so much that you nearly fall forward into the water. “What do you two think you’re doing?”

You see Chet, Ray, and Brooke swimming not far from where you & Xavier are sitting, but they don’t seem to notice you. Montana, however, smirks at you both as she swims closer, looking at Margaret with a wink before dipping under the water. You take a deep breath, turning your head to look at Margaret as your nerves begin to unravel. Your stomach feels tight, sick, and you’re terrified that she found you two out. Your “I don’t care” attitude from earlier was gone, replaced with stone-cold fear that she could severely punish the two of you for something like this.

If she knew what was going on under this towel.../Fuck/.

“What is it?” you ask as sweetly as possible, Xavier’s fingers carefully moving from under the towel and his attention still focused on the lake. Montana was swimming even closer to you now; you could see her in the corner of your eye. “Are we doing something wrong?”

“I don’t know, are you?” Margaret asks, and the tone of her voice makes you want to get up and slap her. She sounded so smug, so full of herself, so /calm/.

“No,” you say with a fake smile. “Just sitting here, admiring the view.”

Xavier pretends to shift on the dock, but he’s actually thrusting into you again. Your face twists in pleasure and you have to fight with everything in you not to moan or cry out his name. Margaret doesn’t notice, thankfully, but she’s still watching you carefully. The sun reflects off of her large glasses, making it harder to see her eyes, but you know she’s still looking at you. You can feel her gaze burning into you, deep and even /angry/. What she could be mad about if she wasn’t aware of what was happening, you didn’t know, but you didn’t like the vibe she was putting off. It was disturbing, to say the least.

“Hm,” she says. “Maybe you two should go swimming with your friends. Why sit here and look, when you can join?”

“We aren’t in a swimming mood right now,” you say. “We just want to sit here with each other and enjoy the view and each other’s company, that’s all.”

“Lift the towel, Miss Y/L/N,” she says, and your blood runs cold with terror. “It’s hot out here; why cover yourself? You’re sweating. You’re also in your boyfriend’s lap, which is also raising some other concerns.”

“I’m fine,” you say, breath shaky as Xavier moves again. “Really. It feels good. If I decide that I need to cool down, I’ll hop in the water. Honestly.”

“Well, I think you should—“ Margaret began, but Xavier cut her off.

“Loosen up a little bit, Margie!” he says, and you have to bite back a laugh at the appalled expression on her face. “Let the girl wear a towel! Maybe she wants to protect her modesty, which is something you should be proud of. Can’t have me popping a boner with her in my lap, able to see that delicious cunt of hers or those perfect fucking tits. Can we, now?”

She opens her mouth like a fish out of water, completely speechless with fury flushing her cheeks. She stomps off without another word, and he kisses you again as you start laughing. It’s as filthy as the last, and you only pull back when you feel a splash of cold water on your leg. You look down to see Montana there, a grin plastered to her wet face. Xavier kisses your shoulder, moving some hair from your neck and sucking a hickey there as you whine in protest. Montana reaches up to give you a high five through the air, looking toward Margaret on the far end of the dock before meeting your eyes.

“So,” she said, “did Mother Mary find out that the two of you are fucking right in front of her or not?”

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