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Good boy. Get your ass upstairs now please 😩😩

hi there you dilf ;)

Hey sexy thing ;)

Wait, what is dilf? Is that? Is that new slang the kids are using these days?

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What will you do, hm? Enlighten me

hey you sexy thing. just stopping by to say you’re a wonderful dad and I love you beyond the moon 🥺🥺

Well, hello there, beautiful. You're too good to me. I love you and our son so very much. 😘

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Slurp it down and come onnnnn. It’s been too long and these pregnancy hormones are making me a little bit…you know 😏

hi there you dilf ;)

Hey sexy thing ;)

Wait, what is dilf? Is that? Is that new slang the kids are using these days?

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You better hurry, I’m not sure how long I’ll be able to wait before I start without you 😏😏

hey you sexy thing. just stopping by to say you’re a wonderful dad and I love you beyond the moon 🥺🥺

Well, hello there, beautiful. You're too good to me. I love you and our son so very much. 😘

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Then what are you waiting for? 😏😏

hi there you dilf ;)

Hey sexy thing ;)

Wait, what is dilf? Is that? Is that new slang the kids are using these days?

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It might involve some lingerie and champagne 👀👀

hey you sexy thing. just stopping by to say you’re a wonderful dad and I love you beyond the moon 🥺🥺

Well, hello there, beautiful. You're too good to me. I love you and our son so very much. 😘

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Good. I’ve got some special plans, when I put Thomas down for the night 😏😘

hey you sexy thing. just stopping by to say you’re a wonderful dad and I love you beyond the moon 🥺🥺

Well, hello there, beautiful. You're too good to me. I love you and our son so very much. 😘

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Yes it would ;)

Why? Do you wanna fuck me right now? 😏

hi there you dilf ;)

Hey sexy thing ;)

Wait, what is dilf? Is that? Is that new slang the kids are using these days?

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It means “dad I’d like to fuck” 👀👀👀

Since you’re about to be a dad and all…

hi there you dilf ;)

Hey sexy thing ;)

Wait, what is dilf? Is that? Is that new slang the kids are using these days?

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I miss you so so much 😩😩😩. When will you be home?

hey you sexy thing. just stopping by to say you’re a wonderful dad and I love you beyond the moon 🥺🥺

Well, hello there, beautiful. You're too good to me. I love you and our son so very much. 😘

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Being mutuals isn't enough I need to come over and cry in your bathroom

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people who don’t read stephen king guess which dark tower plotlines are real

A) women throw plates recreationally for a while

B) roland has a kid, but whoops! the kid is a spider

C) they adopt a different kid whose drawings literally alter reality, but in the grand scheme of things it’s not a huge deal

D) they visit the wizard of oz. this is never mentioned again.

E) they try to get through TSA with a shit ton of cocaine

F) humanity’s harry potter obsession was so strong we literally made bombs that look like the golden snitch

G) they fuck an invisible demon. This action will have consequences.

H) They see dead people? 

I) Diversity win! The priest is bisexual!

J) the Other kid in the group writes some crazy shit for his English final and somehow doesn’t tank his grades

K) speaking of which, we have to read about the kid’s english final for entirely too much of a long while

L) Robot bears?

M) the Token Woman of the group regrows her legs

N) the cowboy fights an accountant. this goes on for some time.

O) the wizard fucked the cowboy’s mom but never once makes a your mom joke

P) Aslan shows up

Q) a raven knows how to sing beans beans the magical fruit

R) literally the fate of the world rests on one man’s ability to do woodcarving

S) the wizard dances someone back to life

T) the main antagonist of the series doesn’t show up for a book. like at all. 

U) there’s evil anthropomorphic animals

V) vampires try to kill them

W) one of the characters is afraid of dinosaurs. this is a major plot point Once and solely once and is never mentioned again.

X) how many times is too many times to run a boy over with a car?

Y) murder hobo train

Z) everyone is canonically fictional

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cannot wait to meet my new best friend on friday

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hhhhhh major artblock but mark pretty 😣

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i’m still not over harry’s house besties

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I’d love to be that witch with her tits out while casting spells