#pretty phone makes brain go brrrr

[sparkles-and-trash]

New year, new homescreen 🎀

[softhairedhotch]

no, thank YOUUUU <3333 and it's okay HEHE remember to take it easy!!! 🫶 i can tell u for sure i will be here ready to absorb and consume n love anything that u create <3333 ive already read ur new fic Too Many Times . it struck sooo many chords like . I WOULD REALLY DO ALL THAT 😭😭 n ya fr there's too many good ideas out there to explore n there's only so much you can do at One moment. i personally have this long standing problem of starting sooo many things that i cannot finish bc i'm a master procastinator... so the only way i function is with looming deadlines ☠️ wish i was getting paid to just sit down n think about aaron bc man... i'd be a millionaire by now 🗿

TEHEEHHEE OMGGG PLEASEEE PHONE SEX . another big weakness of mine . idk how many times ive said smth is my weakness BUT like there's just some tropes that NEVER GETS OLD ... also sometimes i focus so much on aaron n how he makes you feel that i don't think about how HE would be so affected by everything about you GOSSHHHHHH please . like you're captivated by him but he's literally also soooo smitten and down bad for you to that he has to fight his urges to just give into anything that u want 😭😭 but unfortunately he can't always magically teleport to wherever you are so he just talks you through it and gives you such clear instructions BRRRR IMAGINE IF HE USES HIS WORK VOICE BC HE WANTS YOU TO LISTEN TO HIM EXACTLY STEP BY STEP . like my god i can't believe how i can giggle n kick my feet whenever cm has a scene of aaron giving instructions n delegating work to the team... like it's just so hot . n when he shows off his intelligence WOWOWWEEWW major turn on . n wooooof.

AND??!?$$;&; him sending pictures of himself 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ also i love the idea of aaron being away from u but being soo pent up that he takes the initiative to surprise you with a special video of him jerking off or using a toy <333 and u BET he knows to send it with sound so you can hear all the sounds he's making <333 bc what is nut videos without SOUND 😤😤😤

omg.. i luv daddy kinks BRRRR n sometimes it just especially HITS SO HARD . like omfg got me actively looking for those daddy asmr porn audios 😭😭😭😵‍💫😵‍💫 sometimes it takes awhile to find a good one but when i strike gold... Wow . GODDD i know aaron would say such filthy things that are downright insulting n degrading... BUT HE DOES IT IN THE SOFT AFFECTIONATE VOICE sparkled with some praises... AGRGRHRHHH .

omg REALLLL he's SOOO the type to make you say what you want directly in words. he isn't going to budge if you're just whining n hoping he'd take the hint bc he himself also loves to hear such filthy things come out of your mouth <3333 "you know daddy really loves to give you whatever you want... but not if you don't use your words. come on, does your pretty little mouth only function as daddy's cocksleeve?" HARGRHRHEHEJE i am Dead . n STOPPPP ENCOURAGING MEEEE ure gna make the can of worms EXPLODE ABOUT ALL THE FILTHY THOUGHTS ABT AARON'S CUM PLSSSS (not actually complaining ! i am Egged)

also omg... TEEHEE... i will tell u more abt my lovely male oc soon!!!! omfg im SO EXCITED . bc i literally have never talked about it to anyone even though i've thought abt it in such detail LMFAOOOO its just hard out there to find someone who shares the same brain ... damn 😭 i'm really glad i happened to stumble across ur page n decided to send an ask <333 bc i rly enjoy talking to u too!!!!! <3

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you're so sweet bless <3 hehe i'm glad you liked my new fic!! and YEAH I GETCHA omg that used to be me, like i couldn't do stuff without deadlines, AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN DO THINGS WITH DEADLINES LMAO. sometimes i can, but if i set it myself then you best believe it ain't getting done. i procrastinate sooooo much it's painful. like i could sit here and write for most of the day because rn i currently do NOTHING ELSE in my life (rip, i'm working on it lol) but do i??? no!! i mean that's just a lot of effort innit lol, writing constantly sounds exhausting even tho it's all i wanna do

phone sex my beloved <3 and awwww yeahhh he'd be sooo so so in love with you and he'd wanna do anything and everything you ask :') but GOD YEAH him using his work voice?? all stern and professional and demanding?? goddd i need that so bad. and YESSS when he shows of his intelligence it's soooo hot, like that one scene where he does the maths and penelope goes "is this reid?" and he goes "what, you impressed?" YES I AM BABE I LOVE YOU SM

i loooooove the idea of his sending pics <333 that's why i love looking at nsfw stuff sm bc sometimes i strike GOLDDDDD and its like the most aaron pic ever and it makes me lose my mind. once i found one that was so him i fully forgot to breathe and was blushing like mad (this one i think!). it was... a lot LMFAO. but god god GOD him sending a video of him jerking off when on a case??? i need that soooo so so much. and yes FR there needs to be sound in nut videos. once was sent one from a guy WITHOUT SOUND like babe? dude? what are you doing? where's the fun in that? i mean it was hot don't get me wrong but i was like "buddy wheres the sound at 🤨" LMAOOO

YESS I KNEW YOU WOULD BE INTO DADDY KINKS LMFAOOOO. and omg real, they're sometimes so good and for what. or any video of someone with daddy vibes,, godddddd sometimes it just HITS FR. YESS HIS VOICE WOULD BE SO SWEET AND GENLTE AND LOVING BUT ALSO DOMINATING AND THE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS SOOOO FILTHY N HOT

yessssssss he'd looove to hear you say what you need. "come on, little one, let daddy know what you want, hm? i need to hear you say how much you want my cock" and "you want me to ride you, sweetheart? want daddy to ride you until you can't cum anymore? hm? let me hear you say those words, baby, i need to hear you say it."

and yayyy i'm so excited to hear about your oc!! i can't WAIT it's gonna be soooo good i just kNOW IT. i'm also really glad you stumbled across my page too <33 thanks for sending me all these asks!!!!

[youareinlove]

all american bitch - so good so good so good so good so good so good. perfect opener perfection 10/10 song

lacy - raging girl crush monster girl crush about my homoerotic girl bestfriendship in elementary school

ballad of a homeschooled girl - i think i'm the only person on my dash who doesn't relate intensely, but i do like the song and i think we've all felt that way at one point or another (and it has some great lines)

making the bed - the mom friend/emotional labor friend anthem. very very very good. i view it similarly to how i view tolerate it

logical - 10/10 song, so good

get him back! - also 10/10 song. nothing else to say (about ex-situationship man)

love is embarrassing - a callout post in song form. another 10/10

the grudge - i wanted to die a little bit. girl referenced nightmares in may in the FIRST LINE as well as horrific PHONE CALLS (trauma go brrrr) and it is too specific and i doubt i'll be listening to it too much bc it's painful

pretty isn't pretty - will probably never listen to it again bc it was just too real. i feel like it made me an unnecessary amount of upset (not the song's fault, just not my thing tbh). it did fall short for me as the second to last track which is important to me

teenage dream - the perfect album closer. when it occurred to me that she was saying sorry to US? death death death. also the ending on a baby video. death. my only goal for the next couple years is to make sure im not relating to this on my 19th birthday (i view this similarly to how i view nothing new, not bc im comparing these two artists but bc everything in my brain is connected to taylor swift songs)

olivia rodrigo continues to have zero bad songs

[prettyboykatsuki]

Are you doing thirst request? Cause if you are...

Masturbating bakugo..you won't let him fuck yet and everytime he says he's ok he can wait until you're ready,but everysingle time he goes back to his place with a ranging hard one and the memories of the pretty faces you made while he touched you,so he got no option but to take care of it by himself💕

a/n ;; if i have an idea that i like and i don't have the juice to write it immediately, i just leave it in my drafts so i don't normally take requests. however this made my brain go brrrr so im gonna write

cw ;; 18+, masturbation (solo male), fingering, afab!reader

He tells himself he's going to take it slow with you.

He's so invested in this fact that he repeats it himself like insane person. When he sits in his car, slumped over the steering wheel, with the worst boner of his life - he reminds himself of the commitment he makes to you.

Bakugou Katsuki is always good to you. And you're good to him. When he admitted to you that he was technically not very experienced with sex - you put a gentle hand on his chest. Told him the two of you would take it slow and do everything else and that you would make sex intimate.

And he agreed, because he knows you have good intentions and because he's never really had that high of a libido anyways. Sexual activity is nothing more than a way to relieve some of the tension in his body.

The thing is that Bakugou Katsuki is attracted to you.

And being attracted to someone is not something he's used to. Sex as a means to an end no longer fills that aching hunger that fills his chest. He wants you, so much and so often he gets dizzy just thinking about.

He just got off, maybe twenty minutes total. Wordlessly, he reclines the seat of his car as he shoves hands down his sweatpants - eyes fluttering closed as he strokes his hard cock.

The image of you today is burned in his brain - the first time he's made you cum with just his hands. How you were seated in his lap, stroked his ego by telling him how good you felt - the feeling of your pussy clenching around his fingers. Your clit throbs so pretty for him too, fuck - just thinking about it was making him hard again.

He has his teeth clenched as he jerks off at only memories, only thoughts of you that he can't seem to let go of. Your head falling back onto his shoulder when he makes you cum so hard that you can barely get out his name. Bakugou realizes briefly that he's into deep - since the image of your face twisted up is whats making his cock twitch.

And he remember how you offered him your mouth today, tight and wet - the focused look as you took as much of it as you can in your throat. So narrow and so delicate, the way you brought his hands down around your throat so he could feel. How he came on your face and you swallowed around him like angel.

Fuck he's so hard and it feels so insatiable - this burning hot desire for you that makes him feel sick with lust. His cock is drooling all over his hand and his mouth is fallen open. He's a pro-hero jerking off in his car and the whole thing is killing him.

He snaps his eyes open when his phone rings - ready to reject the call but it's you. He reaches over to pick it up with his free hand, pressing it against his chest so he can hear the sound of your voice. He should probably stop right.

"Hey baby, I was calling cause you left your charger up here. If you're still down there, I could just bring it to you,"

"Hey, fuck - uh yeah 'm still.. shit. I'm still down here,"

You hear it immediately but you honestly think you're hearing things. You blink, dumbfounded. The shlick of him stroking his cock and the way he pants gets so loud it's impossible to ignore.

"..Katsuki..? Are you...?"

He lets out a grunt as he gets so close - his voice growing hoarse and desperate. He sounds out of his mind and he is, he knows he is but it doesn't stop him from begging on the other side of the line.

"I know you wanna take it slow, but fuck - baby. I can't take this shit anymore, I need you,"

You swallow as something hot settles in your skin. With a deep sigh you grab your keys and a jacket.

"Don't cum yet," you reply, grabbing a condom from a drawer "I'll be down soon,"

[imdreaminadream]

Writing tip

disclaimer, this isn't gospel. You don't have to do this if you don't want and that it's not guaranteed to be effective. It's just something I thought I noticed and could help writers.

Moodboards

This tip is specified to Tumblr only I guess and it's to have a moodboard that accompanies you're writing.

It can attract peoples attention to your work. Which in turn might help you get more notes on your work although the notes don't always matter it's how much you enjoy creating the pieces of work.

moodboard are more likely to draw people eyes to your work. pretty pictures make brain go brrrr. Aesthetically pleasing pictures draw the eye towards the post to put it simply. It can also give a visual hint as to what the piece of fiction is about/going to include. That visual image may help people to imagine what happens in your work which makes them more curious to click on the work and read it.

How to make the moodboard?

4 or 9 square moodboard would work. Outline a theme or maybe colour scheme, steal pictures from Pinterest and create the moodboard. When placing the pictures and you maybe have two pictures of a certain colour/background place them opposite of each other first to get started and after that the moodboard should come together. Place the moodboard just after your title and before all the summaries, warnings and authors notes.

Apps you can use include the basic editing apps already on your phone via your gallery, pics art, polish or canvas.

Should I put it on all my works?

Well that's up to you really.

Speaking to a mutual they said for them personally they will add them to larger pieces of works that are more detailed to build a story but not to smaller ones that are hashing out ideas i.e headcannons, asks about their thoughts of (insert person and topic).

However it is completely at your discretion.

[jordanstrophe]

This One is Mine part 9

I did it, I wrote two chapters in one sitting. Brain go brrrr

CW: Kidnapped whumpee, intimate whumper, blood, implied whipping, restraints, whumpee recaptured by whumper, death threats, manhandling, pet whump, Slavery

masterlist

The car pulled up to Malcom's factory. The guard opened the door as he drug Michael out of the car. 

“No! Stop it! I don’t want to go back, let go of me!” Michael yelled, desperately trying to rip out of his grasp. 

“Brat.” Malcolm spat, slamming him against the car. He cried out as he fell to the ground. Before he could do anything, Malcolm grabbed his leg and forced his back on the ground while he held his leg in his arm. 

“You want to lose this pretty leg?” He asked, putting a foot on his chest just to force him down even more.

“No! No no no no..” He begged. 

“Then shut up and obey.” He let his leg go, and ripped him back onto his feet, grabbing his hair and forcing him to walk half bent over, relying on Malcolm's weight to stay up.

“Words cannot express how disappointed I am in you. I go through all that trouble to bring you home, and this is how you thank me.” He hissed. He drug him all the way back to his desk, Michael hoped he would just be thrown underneath and forgotten, but that would be too nice.

“Why don’t we pick up where we left off now, hmm?” He asked, pulling the red chair out, and throwing him onto it. His back collapsed onto it, he gripped the handles, and watched with terror as Malcolm got the whip out. 

“Turn around.” He twirled his finger in a circle as he stood over him. He broke into a sob, wiping away the tears as quickly as they came, as he slowly turned around, kneeling on the hair, arms wrapped around the chairs crown. 

“Good boy...” Malcolm grinned.

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“So let me get this straight, Charles. You want to team up, and kill a founder?” Nimrah couldn’t help but to shake her head.

“Not a founder, a disgusting, sick, rotten, pathetic excuse for a man!’’ Charles hissed. “That swine! Came into MY household! Stole MY kid, and thinks he can get away with it?! When I get my hands on that pig I’m going to strangle him till he loses his head!” He yelled. 

“Calm down, if you’re going to do this, you have to be level headed.” She said.

“Level headed? Level headed!? I have never been this level headed in my LIFE! I should have taken him out years ago! Hah! Think of how much better this world would be! Think about how safe Michael would have.. Been..” He trailed off, remembering the situation he was in, that his anger had distracted him from. 

“Michael... Oh no... Oh sweetheart..” He whispered, collapsing his chest onto the table, burying his head. 

“Malcolm isn’t going to kill him, not after all that.” Nimrah reminded.

“He might.”

“Not if I kill him first.”

“I’m going to kill him first.”

“I will be the last thing he sees”

“Charles! Chill! Jeez, I run the assassinations department and I’m not even that crazy!” She yelled. His phone rang, he stopped breathing. He slowly reached into his pocket and pulled it out, It was a video.

He took a deep sigh, Nimrah glanced over his shoulder as he hit play.

“Hey old friend! Look what we have here.” Malcolm smiled. The camera wasn’t straight, and you could only see half of his blood splattered face. He struggled to turn the camera around to Michael. He was facing away, his wrists shackled to the top of the chair, and his back was dripping with blood, long streaks of broken flesh carved his back. Charles could hear quite sobs in the background, his voice giving out.

“This little one, dared speak your name while I, Wasn’t. Having it.” He turned the camera to his lips while he spoke every word.

“Now look at him, beautiful, in his place.” He said, walking over to roughly stroke his hair, as he cried out and flinched at the contact. 

“Are you going to be a good pet now?’ He asked, fist in his hair yanking his head up. 

‘Y-yes Master!’ He cried out. The camera was turned back to Malcom’s face.

“I know you’re planning something, old friend, but you can’t outsmart me. Not while I have him.” He pointed the camera back to one last look at Michael crying and bleeding out before it shut off. 

Charles was silent. He couldn’t speak. The phone slid from his grasp and shattered on the floor with a crack.

He didn’t care. 

He didn’t care about anything.

Not this business, not this company, not the system. Not even himself.

He just wanted Michael back.

“Charles. Call a meeting, I’ll back you up.” Nimrah soothed.

“No. He was right at the dinner, he has the votes. I would waste time and... And make a fool of myself.” He collapsed to the ground, helpless.

The door slammed open, Miles and Liam walked in.

“Miles? Liam!? What are you both doing here?”

“We’re getting him back! Malcolm made a mistake, and that was challenging our household! Michael was one of us, and he’s not getting away with this!” Miles yelled. 

“And he... He made you happy, Charles. You might not have noticed, but you... You changed the day you brought him home!” Miles cried. 

Nimrah sighed as she slunk down next to him and draped her arms around Charles.

“You’re the only one with common sense around here. Wherever you go, I’ll follow.” Nimrah said.  Tears streaked down Charles' face. He sat helplessly on the ground surrounded by the best army he could have ever asked for.

“That’s sweet and all, but Liam, why are you here?”

“HE STOLE MY BLOODY TURKEY!”

“LIAM FOR GOODNESS SAKE.”

I don’t take this series very seriously, if you could tell.

the army assembles!!

Tag list: @lave-whump @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi @green-eyed-whumpster  @grizzlie70  @myworstdays @ill-eat-you-if-you-cross-me @alien-octopus

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Thank you for reading!

[johannstutt413]

(requested by calligomiles)

“Good morning, Doctor!” Grani walked into his office and gave him a salute. “Officer Grani reporting as ordered!”

The mask on his face smiled at her. “Morning, Officer Grani. Have an assignment for you, should you choose to accept it.”

“Should I choose to accept it? Well, of course I’ll accept it! What can I do to help?” No doubt in her mind, whatever it was, she could take care of it.

“It’s not police work, or crime-stopping, or anything super flashy, but I know that’s not what you’re about anyway.” He opened a drawer, pulled out a file, and showed her a picture. “Do you know Rosa, by any chance?”

The Kuranta shook her head. “Not personally, no, but I’ve seen her around before.”

“Good, that’s better than nothing. I want you to be her friend.”

“...That’s it?” She chuckled. “Shucks, I thought you were going to give me something challenging, the way you built it up. Rosa, right? We’ll be besties even if it’s not a mission, and you can count on that.”

The Doctor nodded. “Keep in mind, officer, I wouldn’t give you this assignment if I expected just anyone to be capable of-”

“I should probably go and find her now - it’s nearly lunchtime. Bye, Doctor! Have a good day!” And with all the speed her little legs could carry her, she was gone.

“And she’s gone.” He sighed. “She’ll probably be fine, but I’ve never seen her run off like that...”

Ran off she did; Grani initially planned to check everywhere for the Ursus, but after some more thought, she realized where she’d seen her: at the Logistics desk, shuffling paperwork. Making a beeline there paid off, as Rosa was in fact at that same desk, moving paper from one box to one of two smaller boxes. As the Kuranta entered through the double doors, the noble pulled together a smile. “Good morning; how can I help you?”

“Oh, I’m not here on business. Are you taking your lunch break soon?”

“I will be, yes.” Rosa cocked her head. “May I ask why you wish to know that?”

The officer flashed her a far more genuine smile and a two-for-one coupon for a Siracusan pizza place. “I can’t use this coupon by myself, so I was wondering if you like pizza. My treat!”

“Hmm...Miss Dobermann was saying I should watch what I eat more closely, but I suppose a few slices couldn’t hurt. I’m ready to leave when you are.” She stood up from her chair, grabbing a purse from behind the desk and sliding it over her shoulder.

“Awesome!” Grani walked over to her, offering her arm. “Let’s go!”

Natalya took her arm-in-arm, although somewhat confused. “Officer Grani, is it? Why do you need my arm?”

“So I don’t lose you on the way there, of course. Off we go!” And at a nice gallop, she sped off, noble in tow.

‘What is going on here?’ The Ursus thought to herself as she was whisked away to Pizza Castle. ‘I barely know who she is, and here we are, racing off for lunch together. Then again, I’ve read a few romance novels that worked like this, but that couldn’t be it, could it? Hmm...We’ll see, I suppose.’

Parked at a table, sharing an outwardly-facing booth that might as well have been a couch, her suspicions only seemed to cement themselves as the Kuranta started up a conversation. “So, Rosa, how’s the office treating you?”

“I admit, I was anticipating more field missions after becoming an official Operator, but Logistics suits me well enough. Are you working on a case, officer, or...”

“Huh? No, I’m off-duty for a while; Doctor told me to take some time for myself.” She cheered when the pizza arrived. “Alright! Thick or thin crust, Rosa?”

Rosa was reaching for the pizza cutter as she asked. “I can get it myself.”

“You’d have to reach over the table to reach the cutter, though, right?” Grani already had the other that’d been brought to the table in her hand.

“True, but...Alright. Thin crust, please.” Wait, how was she in a better position to do this when she was so noticeably smaller? “I’m still a bit confused on the reason you asked me to come with you.”

The Kuranta smiled as she handed her a pizza-piled plate. “Well, there’s a saying where I’m from: a stranger’s just a friend you haven’t met yet. I wanted to meet you today.”

“...Why, though?” Still wasn’t computing.

“Well, that’s a good question.” The officer took a bite of veggie supreme, taking her time with it. “I guess because I want to be your friend.”

Was she messing with her now? “Yes, but why?”

“Oh! That’s what you’re confused about? I mean, there’s really not another reason; I want to be friends because I want to.”

“Ah.” Rosa, realizing she had nothing to add from there, simply nodded as she enjoyed her sausage pizza. “I only know one other person who can think like that, but we’re both so busy nowadays...”

Grani gave her a pat/rub on the shoulder. “Well, I’m not going to be busy for the next couple weeks, so you can count on me!”

“Right.” The Ursus didn’t mean to sound ungrateful, but she still didn’t know this woman from a Knight-

“Here; that’s my cell number.” Did she just carry around cards with her number on them? “If you need anything, anything at all, just give me a call, and I’ll come running.”

She took the card and pocketed it; it’d be rude to put her number in her phone at the table with her. “I’ll keep you in mind.”

“Great! Oh, hey, waiter? Can we refills, please?”

‘Oh...When did I run out of water? And how did she notice before me?’ Natalya looked at Grani curiously. ‘And why me?’

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Several hours later, as the sun began to set after a long day of work, Rosa was in her apartment, lying on her couch, looking at the card she’d taken and wondering what would happen if she called the Kuranta right now. Surely she’d be tired, too, but maybe she’d be free to talk?...That would be nice. She decided to take the chance, pulling out her phone and clicking in the digits. Less than one ring later, “Hello, Officer Grani speaking?”

“Good evening, Grani-”

“Rosa! Hi!” That was...much more enthusiasm than expected. “Want me to swing by?”

Huh? Well, honestly, “you’re not busy?”

“I might be off-duty, but my brain doesn’t know that yet. Heh. See you in a minute?”

“Sure thing.” Actually, while she was out, the noble had an idea. “Would you mind grabbing some vanilla ice cream?”

The officer chuckled. “You read my mind. I’ll be right over!”

“Thank you, Grani!” When was the last time she’d cheered like that? This- This had to be love, right? All the books said this was how love was supposed to feel, didn’t they? But how? They’d only known each other for a few hours now…

“Hey, Rosa, I’m here!” Knock knock. “Can I come in?”

The Ursus roused herself from the mental fog that’d slowly enveloped her enough to open the door. “Good eveni- that’s a large tub of ice cream.”

“I thought you might like leftovers!” It was at least two gallons of ice cream.

“That’s a good point. Thank you.” Why was she so damn cute? Was it the sheer enthusiasm, or maybe the fact that even her sweatpants had the thigh cutouts? “I must admit, I’m still not used to the thought of you being so...available.”

Grani shrugged as she went to the kitchen, ice cream in tow, and rummaged around for an ice cream scoop. “Just part of the deal, I guess. Hey, where do you keep your ice cream scoop?”

“Oh, I don’t have one; I eat from the tub itself usually.”

“Oh! Convenient.” Two spoons later, and the Kuranta was sitting on the couch, ice cream on a TV tray between them. “So, anything you wanna talk about?”

Rosa shook her head. “Not particularly, no. I just was...lonely, I suppose. After lunch, I didn’t see another person while I was at the office.”

“Not a one? That must’ve been awful.” Stupid TV tray blocked her from anything more than a pat on the shoulder. This would’ve been a great time for a hug.

“The strange part is that normally I’m used to it,” the noble replied. “I spend a great deal of time in my own head, but after we left, it took barely a few minutes before I missed you.”

The officer blinked, setting her spoon on the tray. “You didn’t call me, though?”

“I didn’t want to be a bother. Of course, now that you’re here, I see how silly that was, but at the time, it made sense.” She sighed, a faintly self-deprecating smile glued to her face.

“Well, shoot. If I’d known, I never would’ve left.” Grani chuckled. “Honestly, I thought you might need a little break, but it sounds like you hadn’t had enough of me yet.”

Natalya turned to look at her, and the words fell out of her mouth. “How could I possibly have enough of you?”

“I mean, some people think I’m a bit high-energy-”

“But that’s what makes you so precious!” There were two thoughts in Rosa’s mind at this point: ‘Stop playing all your cards, damnit!’ and ‘Heheh, pretty horse compliments go brrrr.’

That did elicit a blush from the Kuranta. “Precious, eh?”

“Absolutely...I don’t know what came over me just then,” she muttered once she was back in control of her own voice.

“Aw, that’s alright.” The officer stood up and sat down on the other side of the Ursus before giving her a side-hug. “Much better~”

As Grani set her head on her shoulder, Rosa suddenly felt tears coming to her eyes. “Grani...”

“Don’t you worry ‘bout a thing, darlin’. I’m not going anywhere.” Especially not now holy shit she made a great pillow.

“...Good.” The noble’s fingers found their way to the Kuranta’s hair. “I didn’t know people could fall for each other so fast in real life.”

The officer would’ve replied to that, asking what she’d meant by ‘love,’ but honestly? Being this close to her right now, she understood exactly how she felt.

[ikkaku-of-heart]

# [for snxwbird c; ]

@snxwbird

Cell Phone Headcanons (Still Accepting!)

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Sexy Birb

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

I mean this song is very Monet

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[3:35pm] look if you wanted an intelligent answer you probably shouldn’t have sent me that selfie. pretty girl makes brain go brrrr

[soudam-appreciation]

Mobile games time

Kazuichi likes old, fast-paced runner games, like Temple Run and Subway Surfer. He also makes it a point to download every new stupid mobile game he sees, and tries to beat every single one. He’s pretty good at it, too. Unfortunately, because hnngng adhd brain go brrrr, he drops them Very quickly because they’re not super rewarding. But he never deletes them, so his phone is always Slow and out of Space.

Gundham, on the other hand, really likes puzzle games. He likes playing paint games and search-and-finds and word hunt type games. Games that can be stretched by the imagination into something full of intellect. He’s not the greatest at all of them, and has the bad habit of staying up WAY too late at night to play the ones he enjoys, but they’re fun. The difficulty is what makes them enjoyable.

[britishchick09]

help! livewatch

to kick off my beatleversary, we’re taking a look at my fellow beatle fan (aka my dad)’s fave movie from the lads... help! i’ve only seen 15 minutes of ‘a hard day’s night’ because it was a bit boring and ‘yellow submarine’ was fantastic, so i hope this falls right in between. let’s go get some help!

...why are we back to the end of return of the jedi?

sacrifice WHAT’S HAPPENING

OMG the sacrificial ring!!! :o

wait does ringo have it?

people: “ring ring ring ring!!!” john in ob-la-di-ob-da-da anthology: “a ring!”

and it goes right into ‘help!’ clever one lads ;)

the movie is in color yet this is in black and white like it’s on tv. coolio! :D

‘help’ is a bop! :D

you’d think the credits would play over them but nope :/

eyyy called it! :D

CALLED IT AGAIN!!!!!!

♫ won’t you pleeeeeease please

me!!! :D 

this guy keeps throwing darts on the screen and it’s so weird:

OMG lester like phil lester???? ;o

tribe chief: “we need to find the ring!” guy: “has nobody looked in the washbasin?” lol :D

so the guy is only finding the ring for himself and not the tribe?

cool they live at 221b! :D

lady: “still the same they was before they was!” grammar much?

pretty house! :D

JOHN YOU SNEAKY LIL BISH

he’s reading it in a hole how nice :)

george is using fake teeth to mow a lawn inside their house how epic :D

and paul is playing the organ! :D

ringo: “me finger’s stuck in the door” no rongles it’s “I HAVE THE DOOR IN ME FINGERS!!!!’

OMG RINGO SCREAM LET GO LADY!!!!!

also his hair is a hot mess

john: “that’s immature of you, son” says you

ringo thought the lady thought his fingie was a sandwhich lol :D

ooh light :o

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :o

ringo just fell off the bed lol :D

john sleeps in the hole lol :D

why does john have a phone in the hole lol

he’s calling george and paul who are in the other rooms WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TALK TO THEM

and all he did was say ‘hello’ JOHN YOU DORK

the guy pronounced beatle ‘bee-ah-tle’ lol :D

guy: “they all look the same!” me before a year ago today

yo like harrods the store? :o

they keep saying ‘shilling’ why

ooh title!

groovy!

ringo to john: “what was it that first attracted you to me?” WOAH LENNSTARR???? john: “you’re very polite aren’t you?” yes that’s true thanks for not making it sarcastic :)

OMG MAGNETS!!!

john: “ah HA HA!!!!” op there’s the sarcastic bish!

two lads walking 0.2 feet apart in a 2 BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT BI!!!!

why are ringo and john saying the same things at the same time chaotic lads!

john: “what’s the matter?” ringo: “oh there’s no matter. OW OW OWWW!!!!” i think there’s a matter....

‘65 beatle girls: *swoon!!*

also don’t tell the lady she sucked up the wrong hand...

WELL THAT ESCALATED FAST

george keeps going ‘oh ho ho ho!!!” and i love it :D

they’re playing ‘you’re gonna lose that girl!’ :D

and it goes from not as clear film audio to clear recording audio which is weird

cool shot! :D (and beatle girls probably thought this was so hot)

ringo cig WHY

they have to do it again WHY IT WAS PERFECT

awww ringo’s dancing a bit :)

OMG :o

john: “you naughty boy!” don’t say that plz why :/

OMG THIS GUY’S GONNA CHAINSHAW WINGO :(((((

lady: “please flee!!!” ringo: “ok” lol :D

indian music! (you think this is how george started liking it?)

they’re seeking enlightenment! :D

ringo: “does this ring mean anything from you?” british guy: “freemason?” senpai wants your number

george is asking everyone if the blood rushes to them lol :D

OMG SOMEONE’S KILLING EVERYONE

guy: “could you pick this up for me please?” *knocks the chef out rapunzel style* lol :D

awww the lady wants to save ringo!

lady: “that’s the sacred ring!” paul: “say no more!” lady: “i can say no more!” lol :D

awww ringo is john’s best friend :)

oh no they have until 5 until a new victim is closing! :o

why is there a ticket in the soup

ringo: “that’s a season ticket!” john: “i love me a good seasoning” *puts it back in his soup* lol :D

ringo: “i got it from this eastern bird... lady” ;)

ringo can’t take the ring off!

george *about his soup*: “there’s footprints in here!” wut

THINGS ESCALATE SO QUICKLY IN THIS MOVIE!!!!

jeweler: “some problems are matrimonial” john: “eh heh heh” ;)

john wtf

the ring can’t be cut and it’s breaking the tools like rapunzel’s hair! :o

john: “you’re a failure, aren’t you scientist?” shut up plz

scientist: “voltage, up, up!” paul: “up up up up!!!” awww :)

scientist: “made in america you see!” john: “this is english” lol :D

john: “how do you feel?” ringo: “i used to use me hands” john: “he used to use his hands” lol :D

OMG I REMEMBER SEEING THAT WHEN I WAS A BABY FAN!!!!!

paulie likes it ;)

oh no the lady has a gun!! :o

the ‘brain drain’!

beatle logic: sing a song back home ALTHOUGH THEY SHOULD PROBABLY BE TAKING CARE OF THIS SERIOUS RING PROBLEM????

it’s ‘you’ve got to hide your love away’ so that’s cool :D

she’s not impressed :/ (but i am!)

john said the lady had ‘filthy eastern ways’ SHUT UP JAWN >:(

the lady wants ringo to shrink his fingo! :o

wait what

ooh intermission! :D

this is so random lol :D

PART 2 WAS JUST A LADY WASHING SOMEONE WTF WHY

that was random af and very family guy!

ringo’s allergic to penicillin like my mom! :D

OMG THE BAD GUYS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!

my fave show! :D

JOHN IS ATTACKING IN THE HOLE ATTACK IN THE HOLE!!!!!

aww finger guns! :D

ringo’s crying at his suit having red all over :(

WHY IS THIS FIGHT SO CHAOTIC

ringo: “how can i get the ring off with me hands held up?” lol :D

ringo has a voice crack when he said ‘look!” :D

JOHN GON KILL U!!!!

john’s ‘get out’ is so good omg :D

oh no the scientists really want the ring now! :o

they’re in the snow for ‘ticket to ride’!!! :D

me lol :D

what a giffable shot! :D

:D

ooh music notes! :D

penny lane much? ;)

oh no the guys are watching them... ;)

the lads are saying ‘oh ho ho ho’ WHAT HIGH DORKS

OMG RINGO!!!!!!

he says ‘ouch ouch ouch’ when rolling down the snow lol :D

*OH HO HOS INTENSIFY*

evil snowman... >:)

the bad guys have a curling bomb and one of them keeps saying everything he does lol :D

george: “hey it’s thingie! a fiendish thingie!!” lol :D

guy: “useless! what rubbish!” *THINGIE BLOWS UP A SECOND LATER* lol :D

snowman battle! :o

guy: “in the name of kindness, stop! stop!” the lads: *don’t stop*

HOLY FRICK THEY’RE BEING FLAMETHROWERED

paul running into john at the train station... ;)

ooh sherlock holmes reference!!!!!! :D

:)

ringo: “they have a different religion... i think” lol :D

the scotland guy is mimicking ringo and ringo’s not impressed lol :D

why are the bad guys playing indian music in the phone booth WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

999 is 911! :D

OMG IT’S MY FAVE HELP SONG ‘I NEED YOU’!!!!! :D

wowza editing in person! :o

paperback writer much? ;)

:D

‘she’s a woman’ from past masters is playing on a walkie talkie! :D

the chief thinks it’s shocking and hates it lol

chief: “take this hastily scribbled note hastily!” lol :D

motorcycle go brrrr

guy: “they shall not pass!” gandolf who

‘the night before is playing!!!! :D

:D

what a cool shot!

‘she’s a woman’ interrupted it no!!!! :/

OMG TNT

good ‘night before’ is back! :D

the lip syncing was kinda off tho

the bad guys are in camoflage and it’s like we’re in ww1!

the song ends ON A BIG AF EXPLOSION WTF

OMG THEY’RE USING MACHINE GUNS THIS IS SERIOUSLY WW1 NOW TH  FRICK

i came here to watch beatles NOT THE WAR

oh no john fell! :o

ringo: “get up johnny! get up for me, baby!” lennstarr tho ;)

so many explosions I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS

guy: “MISSED you naughty boys!!!” ...plz dont call them that :/

victory music is playing did the bad guys win???

wtf is going on THIS ISN’T THE GREAT WAR IT’S THE HELP! WAR

buckingham??? :0

i swear if john is in nothing but a sheet-

not your lockie’s palace ;)

ringo: “IT APPEARS i need one card. IT APPEARS i need to chuck one in” IT APPEARS that you need to emphasize that for some reason...

them playing cards is so domestic :)

ringo: “i don’t just use my drumstick for drummin’” paul: “well what else is it for?” ringo: “i use it!” OH GOD WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT RONGLES

john: “we’re risking our lives for the most useless member!” is that fingo or ringo

ringo: “let that be an end to it, END TO IT” same ringo

omg the palace is haunted! :o

OMG QUEEN REFERENCE???

OMG SOMEONE’S SHOOTING

the guards are tripping over each other!

the scientists are the guards!!!! :o

they made time slow down! :o

someone sprayed that red paint and the lads yeeted out of there! :o

they’re in a bar DRINK DRINK DRINK EVERYBOOODY!!!!”

paul to ringo: “you’re a rat underneath aren’t you?” OHHHHH ROASTED!!!!!

paul used to wink at paul... mcharrison has sailed! :D

OMG TIGER ROAR WHAT

ringo’s alone with it no! :o

thanks for the clarification?

lady to ringo: “don’t move!” ringo to ‘a tiger’: “don’t move, that’s what she said!” lol :D

why is she whistling the 9th symphony

they’re all singing it to make the tiger calm and ringo’s like “ok!!”

A WHOLE CROWD IS SINGING IT WHAT

this is legit abbey road! :o

ooh bahamas!

i love how george is taking pics of everything :D

i didn’t think cameras sounded like static back then tho...

oh no THE CHIEF IS THERE TOO!!!!! :o

BOI WHY DID HE SLAP A GUY

no the scientist is there too! :o

prepare for the beatle bahamas battle lads...

idk what pc is but they all the soldiers all named that

ooh ‘another girl’! :D

i heard it was cold when the lads filmed the movie so rip to their arms :/

CAKE

so much purple! :o

hey john! :D

george: “let’s play a game it’s called peep peep peep peep-“ yup THEY SO INCREDIBLY HIIIGHHHH

THEY’RE SAYING ‘OH HO HO HO’ AGAIN WHY

the lady said ringo’s getting ‘disembowled’ and john’s like “keeps ye busy eh?” like the lil’ bish he is

ringo: “i don’t want to knock anyone’s religion but-” *runs away*

bike lads! :D

they keep saying ‘let’s go back and get ‘em!” yep they hiiiigh

a triumphant one of ‘i’m so happy to dance with you’ is playing!! :D

OMG ONE OF THE BAD GUYS IS SKYDIVING

wtf bro

paul’s explaining things cryptically and george is like ‘why tho’

:D

paul: “there’s the temple and that swimming pool and... i’m lost” lol :D

ringo: “read on” B)

OMG ISSA TRAP!!!!

george: “typical!” lol :D

WHAT DOES ‘KAILI’ MEAN

RINGO GO UNDER!!

omg he’s in the orange blanket! :o

ringo: “HEEEEELP!!! help me!!!” title drop roll credits! :D

dere he is! :D

i remember seeing that before i was a fan and thinking it wasn’t beatles lol

john: “he’s got a plan” paul: “a really famous plan!” john: “a plan superintendent...” superintendent: “you see i’ve got a plan!” ...i think he has a plan

:D

OMG ‘HARD DAY’S NIGHT’ IS PLAYING SO TRIUMPHANTLY

the plan is baseball?

#spon

smoooosh

everyone’s calling for ringo and george is beating his chest lol :D

THE SCIENTISTS GOT WINGO NOOOOOO

scientist: “dust in the generator. gets everywhere” and it’s rough & coarse too...

the lady is saving ringo!

the scientist doesn’t need the ring now that he has...’nobel prize juice’?”

they keep saying ‘eastern’ as the language.... :/

ringo: “i can’t swim!” lady: “what do you mean you can’t swim?” he means HE CAN’T SWIM LADY!!!!

oh no THE SACRIFICE!!!!

the sacrifice involves a horrible, inaccessible name... voldemort?

he’s free!!!! :D

ringo: “i don’t subscribe to your religion!” lol :D

‘help’ is playing again! :D

and the chief has the ring now... >:)

;D

...what does that have to do with anything tho

and with the trippy credits came the end of the movie! the only help i’ll be needing is why it was more weird than yellow sub but i had such a fun time with it (especially the snow scene and ‘i need you’)! what a great movie! :D

[flamingostrichphoebe]

Let’s check in on how our not-so-little trooper is doing...

*** The ailing phoenix can be seen sleeping, wrapped up in layers of blankets like a “birbrito”. She looks like she’s burning and freezing at the same time, and quite the bit of nose drip can be seen running down her beak. Upon closer inspection, it seems like something is going on. She makes a few subtle movements every so often as if the brain is telling certain muscles to move.

(Phoebe) zzzz...snrk...ughgh...zzzzz...’choo!...sniffle, coff...zzz...kick kick...coff...shiver...

Inside Phoebe’s mind: *** The dream in which is persisting inside of Phoebe’s fever-ridden head kind of looks like a wonky ruined vaporwave landscape, being redder and oranger as opposed to a normal pink, and full of heat distortion effects, to match the feel of burning flames. Nothing much seems to be happening, she’s walking around, everything around her looks weird, and she just keeps walking. She swears she’s seen the same screwed up sculpture of non-euclidean geometric shapes 4 or 5 times already and it keeps getting slightly more melty every time. Phoebe seems to be walking in a repeat pan, trying to get somewhere in no big rush, at one point she thinks she’s going in circles but in reality she’s going straighter than an arrow, in one direction. The baking heat of the ruined landscape is pounding on her, more than it usually should be able to. She’s destined to get wherever the heck she’s going but her feet hurt and it just seems to be getting hotter the further she goes. And the world around her is just getting weirder. Pretty soon, despite the baking heat, the ground is also starting to get chilly and even though no snow is falling, it’s beginning to accumulate on the ground. And the horizon is starting to look weird as if the world is slowly transitioning into another world. Soon, more and more of the plain begins to feel cold, but also hot, and at this point there’s so many things going on in the world, things are melting, but also freezing, and at this point Phoebe gets uncomfortable and tries to turn around to try another route, but it doesn’t get any better because in reality the ostrich is not getting anywhere, she’s as i said before, walking among a three dimensional repeat pan. Now the dream is starting to feel weird and nightmarish. She tries to fly off but unknown forces are keeping her grounded. She’s literally beginning to run from nothing. The horizon is looking more and more like a bad acid trip. She can’t escape the weird weather. And these two things combined are only making it worse. It’s starting to get to the point where even I cannot begin to describe what’s going on. There’s literally no one trying to kill her. Her judgement is just out of whack.

*** Returning to the outside world, in her house, you can see that this nightmare is having adverse affects. She’s broken out into a cold sweat, and now she’s a mess of snot AND sweat. Not to mention she’s shivering like there’s no tomorrow. It’s been a few hours. Someone oughtta yank her out of this dream. Whoops, never mind, the Phoebe Burrito just fell out of bed. A half drunk plastic cup of orange juice falls over from the drawer-intable by her bed her head soaking her. She wakes up from her nightmare. a mess of a sickly bird.

(Phoebe) ugh...ow...brrrr....hnng,,,haah,,,

HYAAAAAAACHOOOOOOEY!!!

*** The screeching sneeze echoed through the house and about a few meters out, several nearby beetles are startled off their trees and the chirping of cicadas and crickets just stops abruptly. Phoebe just lays on the ground, her nose running like a river, shivering violently, trying to recover from what just went on in her mind... A few minutes later, her phone rung. She is unable to grab her phone from the binding of her blankets, and the message goes to her phone’s answering machine.

(Disturbed lazy-sounding voice from phone) H-hello? *yaawwnn* This is Paolo...are you okay. Phoebe? I thought I heard a thud, i went to check if my candy bar fell on the floor, and then that loud screechy sound from your house made me jump at least a foot in the air, and the thud of my hooves freaked out all of my pets. *starting to sound slightly frantic* I’m trying my darnedest to calm them down but I don’t think it’s working all that well. pal! Now now little buggies...you’re all fine! I’m sorry, can I call you back Phoebe? *weird sounding imitations of bug sounds and clicks with a “pal” sprinkled in proceed a hang up noise*

* Phoebe just lays there shivering trying to get back to sleep.