#pretty little kitty. he just loves you so much 😔

[umemiyan]

good morning, i'm thinking about snow leopard/kitty hybrid gojo laying on your back after he cums inside, purring and licking you almost as if he can groom you (and also because he likes the taste of your skin), rubbing his cheek all over you because you're so warm and he's so happy... (and he still hasn't pulled out btw)

[k-hotchoisan]

Hii Sunshine hope you doing well 🫶🏻💗If it’s convenient, can you write one where San is a black cat hybrid, in heat and needy but he is afraid to hurt y/n [my size kink is kicking in] but eventually he gets her ✨help✨??

pretty kitty 🐾

<san x fem!reader>

San is the prettiest kitty—even when he’s doing his best to hold back during his heat cycle when all he wants to do is to breed you over and over.

Genres/warnings: smut, pwp, kitty!san is in heat and he’s whiny 😫, size kink, breeding, cream pie, orgasms after orgasms, san just cannot get enough, oral (M receive), soft dom!san, biting, reader and san call each other kitty!

A/N: I’m back?????? and doing this as a little warm-up 😔 life has been overwhelming and my mental health has not been mental healthing unfortunately. I’m presenting this as my apology,, I hope everyone is doing well, and thank you for being patient with me, always <3

Word count: 2.8K

Tag list: @bro-atz @diamond-3 @mcarebearsstuff @choisansplushie @voicesinmyhead-rc @pre1ttyies @hwallazia @songmingisthighs @yeosangiess @interweab @mylovelymito @softwsan @yourlocaljonghoe @itza-meee @ywtf @jeon-ify

Something is up with Choi San. Your hybrid feline partner has been exhibiting strange behaviours for the past week or so, at least, from what you noticed. Initially, it started with him snuggling against you, which was quite the common behaviour of him, but then you swore you heard him whimper softly from time to time. Then it escalated to him latching his blunt feline teeth against your skin, nibbling and licking you sometimes, leaving marks on your skin in his wake. It would have seemed like his usual behaviour, that is, until he suddenly started pulling away so suddenly, and he would spend most of his time locked away in his room. You wonder if you should interfere, but by then he would come out like nothing happened, wearing the pretty smile he always had before pressing kisses onto your forehead.

Well, you got your answer one night.

San is curled up against you as usual, his head on your chest, his arms wrapped around your waist, his tail swishing on the couch. His ears are perked up, as he tries to concentrate on the program running on the television. 

But he can’t seem to. His eyes are gradually glazing out, his tail slowly pulling straight and his ears are slowly pointing to the front. San shuts his eyes when he feels your fingers brush against his dark locks, then scratching the back of his ears. He takes a shaky breath, biting his tongue in the process as his sensitivity climbs up in levels dangerously quick once more, evident by how much his pants are tightening at his crotch.

You feel your hybrid still and finally look down at San, wondering why he suddenly froze. Then you realise how pink his cheeks are getting.

“Sannie”, you call out. “Are you okay there?” Your hands press against his cheeks, and for a split second, you think he’s running a fever, which shoots panic right into your veins. 

San only whimpers in reply, his ears are downcast, and he presses himself against you, rubbing slightly in any feeble attempt to relieve the discomfort, and his erection makes things slowly click in your head.

“I’m fine,” is all he’s able to mutter before he bites his bottom lip, drawing blood. He attempts to pull away before his dick starts to take over his brain, but your hands force him to stay seated beside you. 

“Sannie”, you call out once more, trying to get the feline to focus. Your eyes dart to his pants, noticing the dark stain that’s beginning to pool on his pants.

“Are you in heat?”

San tries to blink away his tears, his hard cock starting to fucking hurt the more he’s just leaving it like that. He hates this funny feeling, like nothing can satisfy him no matter what he does. It’s not the first time he’s felt this way, and he hates how weird this all feels. San has always tried to be a considerate hybrid, showering you with so much love that he made it his life mission to suffocate you with it ever since you adopted him. He’s tried to suppress his ruts, deciding to take suppressants initially. It works, at least until the pharmacy had run out of stock for the month. Now, all that is flooding in his mind is how he wants you pinned under him, forced to take his cock deep in your pussy, and he’s driving him fucking nuts. He tells himself he can manage it, and he does his best, but fucking his fist can only hold him off for so long. 

And now it’s his limit. 

He knows you would say yes to help him and he detests the idea of hurting you, especially in a crazed frenzy that he’s unable to hold off and all he can think of is just holding you down and fucking you. Hard.

San breaks off eye contact, which is starting to tick you off. Your hands are now cupping his cheeks.

“I can take care of it myself”, San replies, trying to ignore the way his body feels like it’s ignited into flames whenever your touch lingers on him for a little too long. 

“But it’s not working isn’t it?” You counter, which draws a frustrated expression from San. His body is tense, and it’s taking all of his strength to not pin you down and just take you on the couch right there and then. “You know it’s okay to ask me for help right?” 

“I don’t wanna hurt you”, he mutters, his gaze dropping to the seat of the couch. 

“And I know you won’t”, you reply, closing the distance between the both of you. San’s heartbeat quickens at the proximity and your words. He’s so enamored by the fact that you trust him that much, and it’s driving him fucking insane. 

“It’s different when I’m not myself”, San attempts to counter once more, fighting with any remaining rational thought before it gets completely flushed out by his cock. 

“What makes you think I can’t take it?” You ask rhetorically, and that makes San freeze in response. He parts his lips to say something but you cut him off- 

“Come on, Sannie. You know I trust you with my body.” 

He swallows hard, the remainder of his rationale dissipating when you��re already tugging the waistband of his pants, pulling the clothing off as his red and angry cock springs out, wet and thick with slick already. 

It’s the not the first time you’re sucking him off, it’s not the first time San is gonna fuck you, but his cock just seems extra thick when he’s in heat. 

Not that you were complaining. 

Beads of perspiration trickle down San’s temples. He feels like his body is on fire right now—every area of skin your fingertips brush against is making him feel like he’s about to combust. He’s reminding himself to breathe and relax, but his heartbeat is doing otherwise. 

And when he watches you taking his full length into his mouth, he barely holds himself together, the pleasure shooting up his veins when he feels your throat close and squeeze his cock. His hands reach out to the back of your head, and he’s doing his best not to just push you down and make you choke. 

You hear his grunts slowly turn into whines, the way he gently squeezes his thighs against your head, and his toes are curled. 

“T-that’s it. Fuck. Oh fuck! Deeper, deeper. Please”, San cries, unknowingly already pushing your head further down his cock, and he barely registers you gagging. But all you’re feeling is slick lubing your cunt and butterflies in your stomach from the way San is looking so desperate just to get off.  It’s so fucking adorable.

You pull back, listening to the whines from San, watching the way the thick and white fluids bubble from his cock and leak down his shaft, while he watches you pull your shirt over your head, your tits bouncing slightly for his mouth to gape and for his eyes to fuck. You lower yourself back to his pretty dick, giving his shaft kitten licks from the bottom, San’s hands immediately tangling against your hair, pushing you impossibly close to his cock. 

A few more teasing licks later, you finally take his cock in your mouth, your tongue running up and down the thick shaft while you bobbed your head, and San is grasping at any final ounce of sanity he has left. His moans are so desperate and pretty, and you’re soaking in the way he’s so tensed up as you’re pulling his orgasm closer to the surface. His tail is coiled tight against your arm. 

“Cumming. Your mouth feels so fucking good—“, his words being cut off when his mind completely blanks out, washed in white as his cum seeps past your lips when his cock leaves your throat. 

“You’re so fucking pretty when you cum, kitty”, you tease as you wipe your lips with a piece of tissue, not realising your partner is staring down at you with glazed eyes, that he’s barely satiated. 

Before you could process anything, San’s thick arms wrap around your waist, then he fucking heaves you off the couch, and starts walking towards your shared bedroom. 

You fall onto the bed, watching your feline partner’s pupils dilate, his tail now long straight, and his ears completely perked up.

San’s lips aim for yours, his kisses sloppy and desperate, his tongue going scavenging every corner of your mouth before he grazes his fangs against your lips and pulls back. You stare back at him with confusion hinted with a strange sense of eagerness. San doesn’t fuck you during his ruts often, mostly because he opts for the suppressants, but when he does…

He pulls the remainder of your clothes off you, swallowing hard while he fucks you with his eyes, especially at the way your pussy is just dripping for him, glistening with slick under the lights. 

San leans in closer, his body weight pinning you underneath him as his cum stains your pelvic area, “No tapping out now, kitty.”

He doesn’t give you a chance to answer, because he lines his cock up with your cunt and pushes in, making you gasp at how fucking thick he is, even when he just cummed barely minutes before. 

“You gotta relax for me, babe. Fuck. You’re so fucking tight”, he hisses, feeling your cunt stretching to accommodate him. You’re in awe—the switch between being desperate and domineering when San is in heat never ceases to amaze you. But you barely have time to let your thoughts manifest because San has your legs spread wide open for him, his thrusts pushing any wandering thoughts you have out of your head. He’s filling you up so good and full that you see a slight bulge pushing against your lower abdomen. 

“S-San, you’re so fucking thick. Oh my fucking god”, you groan when you feel his cock drag against your plush walls before he plunges himself back in. It’s a tight squeeze for sure, but San isn’t relenting anytime soon, especially when the look of complete pleasure flooding his face is only making you even wetter. His eyes are growing wild. In between fucking, he’d lean in to leave pretty marks all over your neck and chest, uselessly reminding you who you really belonged to. He would whisper that you are so fucking pretty for him, covered in his pretty marks on top of completely ruining your pussy. 

The more his cock hits your sensitive spots, the more your grip on reality slowly loosens, the only things you’re soaking in are the wet sounds of his cock making a pretty mess out of your pussy and the feeling of San so thick and heavy in you that stars start to flicker beneath your eyelids whenever you shut them. 

San pulls back from your body momentarily—his cock still fitted into you—to get a better angle to fuck you in, pushing your knees closer to your chest, giving him the perfect view of your pussy completely drenched in cream and precum. And it gives him more access to hit even deeper parts of your poor cunt.

Your mind grows blank, mostly focus on trying to chase an orgasm that’s bubbling up to the surface. You watch the way San’s pretty ears are twitching, the way he clenched his teeth, his once blunt fangs now sharper the more he grows feral from fucking you. His cheeks that were once dusted pink now are flushed alongside his furrowed eyebrows. His eyes would roll back from the way your cunt squeezes him and it drives him to want to fuck you even more senseless. 

“Sannie—“, you huff, trying to tell him, “I’m cumming. Don’t stop.” San stares down at you, his eyes reflecting adoration mixed with hunger. Your breath hitches when you feel it bubble at the surface—and it feels so fucking heavenly—you jerk slightly with a broken moan, your pussy fluttering while still full with San’s cock stuffed deep inside. Your hands fist the sheets, your thighs shaking, your toes curled from how mind-blowing it feels. 

“So good. Gonna make a mess outta you”, the feline hybrid promises he presses himself against you, forcing you to hear him groan in bliss while warm cum spills and fills you up. He stills for a second or so, before he pulls out slowly, watching the way his cum slowly seeps out of your fluttering hole, and he swallows hard. 

“Need more. Not enough”, San mutters, before he pushes his cock back in, forcing his cum to leak and spill onto your inner thighs. Your eyes are watering, fingernails clawing against San’s arm which he barely registers when he fits his full cock right into you one more time. 

He grunts, voice so low right in your ears, and you can’t help but squeeze around him, on top of feeling overstimulated. 

“W-wait—“, you jump, every nerve in your body still buzzing from your high. San meets your gaze, and you feel goosebumps on your skin when you feel his tail graze against your tummy. 

“Like I said, no tapping out, not until I’ve bred you full”, San reminds you before he shifts positions—settling you on top of him. His hands shifting to squeeze your ass before he guides you to slowly sink onto his cock once more, the both you shakily exhaling, San’s cock twitching in you as he lets you adjust to him. Your cunt is wet and sticky, but he still fills you full all the same, now even deeper since you’re sitting on his dick. 

“So full. Oh god. You’re so deep, Sannie”, you squeal when he presses the bulge on your lower abdomen once more, adding to the pleasure. 

You lift yourself off and slowly bounce off his cock with San’s hands on your ass to guide you, although he is rather impatient with it. You wrap your arms around him, pulling him into a hug while he’s thrusting right into your cunt over and over, and it makes you tug against his hair and scratch the back of his ears, which pulls out a purr and another thrust up your cunt and a light nibble against your neck. 

“You shouldn’t do that if you don’t want me to ruin your pussy”, San warns you along with a loud slap his palm impacts against your ass. You return his words with a cheeky smile before you bite against his ears gently, and he groans below you, his thrusts increasing in speed and as he fills you up with his cock every two seconds. 

He pulls you down for a messy kiss, his breathing heavy. Then he pulls away, looking up at you, dripping with lust, entranced by how gorgeous his partner looks filled up with his cock. The feeling builds up dangerously in your stomach once more. You glance at San, his eyes are shut, soft grunts leaving his lips, his cock twitching in you once more, he’s at his limit too, it seems.

You tap his arm, and San’s eyes flutter open, staring back at you as his pupils dilate and his ears point forwards. The corner of his lips curl into a smile. 

“Are you gonna cum for me again babe?” 

You nod, biting the bottom of your lip, a broken cry leaving your lips when he pushes his hips upwards into you once more, ripping a moan out of you as white bursts and floods your veins, your cunt convulsing around his cock for the second time, making San hiss. 

As you go down from your high, you interlock your fingers with San’s, keeping eye contact with him. 

“You can let go, Sannie. You’ve been such a good kitty”, you hum, brushing his hair back, not forgetting to scratch the back of his ears, knowing that it drives him fucking nuts as San bares his fangs and bites onto your shoulder, his cock spurting even more white into your spent pussy. His eyes roll back when he pulls away from your shoulder, whines piling on whines when he seems like he’s spilling his cum into you endlessly. 

As the snapped tension slowly dissipates, the both of you are left panting and catching your breaths. You giggle, breaking the short moment of silence, which San cocks an eyebrow, curious at your amusement.

“What are you laughing at, kitty?” He asks. 

You stare at him for a couple of seconds, admiring his face. “Nothing. I was thinking of how pretty you look when you cum, kitty.” 

San pouts at you, his face flushing from the shyness, and his retaliation comes in the form of biting your fingers. He gently lifts you off him, almost forgetting that his cock is still in you for second when he hears you whimper. But what definitely catches his attention is the amount of slick and thick white that trickles out of your pretty pussy, and San has to bite his inner cheek to hold his instincts from going a third round. He carries you to the bathroom, his tail swishing satisfied behind him, thinking about how baths aren’t so bad when you take them with him. 

[sashiavi]

kitty girl!reader with kavetham when?? 😔😔 ANYWAYS I LOVE UR WORKS SM

✿𝙰𝚕𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚖 𝚡 𝙺𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚑 𝚡 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛✿

𝚃𝚢𝚜𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚜𝚔 ;;

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𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 - 𝙸 𝙳𝚘 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙼𝚎 𝙾𝚛 𝙼𝚢 𝙿𝚊𝚐𝚎 - 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚄𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐.

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♡𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗♡

Alhaitham And Kaveh Punish Their Kitty Girl ♡

𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙰𝚕𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚖 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙺𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚑

𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘: | 𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻!𝙷𝚈𝙱𝚁𝙸𝙳! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 | 𝚂𝚑𝚎/𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜 | 𝙰𝙵𝙰𝙱 |

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: | +18 | 𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝 | 𝙳𝚘𝚖/𝚂𝚞𝚋 | 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 | 𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝙿𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 | 𝙷𝚢𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚍!𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 | 𝙿𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 | 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚝 𝚃𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 | 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐/𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚢 | 𝙳𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚕/𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚊 | 𝙲𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 | 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎/𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚢 | 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 | 𝙿𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚢 | 𝙳𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 | 𝙲𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢, 𝙲𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙿𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 |

𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛: | 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜 𝙸𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚢 | 𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 | 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 |

Alhaitham and Kaveh have a naughty little kitty.

It was only a matter of time before their Naughty Kitten got what she had coming. There was only so much attitude and misbehaviour they could tolerate from her. Their bratty Kitten had crossed the line, interrupting their important studies one time too many, Alhaitham and Kaveh had to teach her a little lesson.

Alhaitham throws their pretty Kitten on to her knees, her skin burning red on the decadent rug below. Kaveh gently grips her chin, tilting it, forcing her to look up at them, Alhaitham's gaze bores into her own.

"Are you going to apologize now?" He asks, his arms folded over his chest as he stands before her. His bratty little kitty peers up at him through her lashes, she huffs and turns her head closing her eyes, ignoring the man before her.

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Alhaitham lays his kitty over his lap, her pretty ass on show just for him, she wriggles her hips teasingly, clearly unphased by his ministrations. Alhaitham's hand grazes over the plump cheek of her ass, his palm warm on her skin.

"Naughty Kitties deserve only punishments. Now count." He gives her no time to respond, bringing his palm down, spanking her ass. His kitty cries out, her ears flatten to her head, the skin on her behind stinging from the impact. Her tail sways cautiously, Kaveh brings himself to her eye level, graciously caressing the side of her face.

"C'mon pretty girl, count for him," he whispers, nuzzling his nose to her own. She mumbles out a begrudged 'one'. Alhaitham soothes the skin momentarily before spanking her again. His Kitten whines, her face red hot and flushed.

"T-two." She stutters, heat pooling in her cunny. A hum rumbles from Alhaitham's throat, he scratches her ears softly, dragging his finger tips through her hair. Kaveh peppers kisses across her nose, their Kitten sighs. A harsh spike runs up her spine, a third spank lands on her ass. Alhaitham squeezes the flesh in his fingers, pinching the skin red.

"..three.." their Kitten mumbles, a whine nearly escaping her throat.

"Hmm, such a well behaved Kitten," Kaveh coos, soothing his restless kitty from big bad Alhaitham. His hand comes down again, harder this time, spanking her with a heavy palm, her skin stings briskly. Her cunny throbs, hot and beginning to ache, she wriggles her hips carefully, trying to create friction on her core.

"F-four.." her chin wobbles. Kaveh continues to carrels her face, soothing his kitty through her punishment. She's smacked again, Alhaitham's hand making her ass jiggle, stinging with pins and needles. Her tummy felt hot with embarrassment, her kitty cunt dribbling slick on to Alhaitham's trousers.

"Five.." Their Kitten breathes. Alhaitham's hums, his fingers slide down her ass and poke at her cunny, slipping into her kitty cunt. His Kitty cries out, he fucks his fingers into her pretty pussy, gushing obscenely around his digits. His Kitten hiccups, her ears pin back and she locks eyes with Kaveh. He smiles at her, bringing his lips to her forehead. Alhaitham pulls away from his Kitten's cunny, slick and wet. He crashes his hand down on her ass once again, she jolts, the sensation barely registering.

"..s.. six." She almost forgets her number, squirming unashamed in Alhaitham's lap. He 'tuts' at her, spanking her twice in a row, her skin red hot and burning. Her cunny gushes more, aching and clenching around nothing.

"Seven.... e-eight.." She calls out. Alhaitham bully's his way back into her kitty cunt, finger banging her fast and hard, her pussy gushing on his digits. Her jaw goes slack with a whine, she hiccups and wriggle her hips with Alhaitham's hand, fucking back on to his fingers. Kaveh hums sweetly, softly petting his Kitten's ears, kissing at her face. Alhaitham pulls his digits away again, his fingers coated in cream and slick. He raises his hand again, spanking his Kitten's ass with a loud 'smack'. She moans out shakily, her eyes glimmer wetly.

"N-Nine~" She braces herself, her bottom stinging, aching and red, decorated prettily with large hand prints. Her kitty cunt raw and throbbing, dribbling her mess all over Alhaitham's lap. Her eyes glisten with tears, threatening to spill down her face. She nuzzles her nose deeper into Kaveh's hand, looking for any form of comfort she could. Kaveh drags his thumb down her cheek, scooping up her chin, tilting her head to meet his gaze, he smiles sweetly at her, thumbing at her plump lips. The grip on her chin becomes toghter, his other hand comes down, connecting with her cheek, slapping her across the face. She gasps out loud, fat tears roll down her face, her skin burns red hot, stung by the force of his palm. A soft sob warbles from her throat, Kaveh lifts his hand again, dragging his finger tips against the mark he left upon her face. His kitty flinches and kaveh huffs a short laugh.

"Are you going to apologize now Kitten?" Kaveh asks, feigning innocence, his lip quirks upward mockingly. His bratty kitty hums from her throat, shaking her head with a 'nuh uh'. Kaveh's eyes flick up momentarily, connecting with Alhaitham's, who squeezes his kitty's pretty ass cheek in a warning fashion. She mewls out, shaking her ass on his lap, clearly she hadn't learnt anything.

Kaveh sits his pretty kitty on his lap, her naked back laid upon his chest, his cock strained within his pants, snug between her soft ass cheeks. His palms run up her thighs, hooking them under the bend of her knees, spreading her legs for the man before them in an act of humiliation. Alhaitham's gaze is dangerous, intimidating and unreadable. His hand comes up, gripping his kitty's chin hard, squeezing her face between his fingers. He laps at her lips and shoves his tongue down her throat, making her wriggle in Kaveh's lap. Kaveh's groans into his kitty's neck, the friction making his cock aches in his pants. Alhaitham pulls away, a pretty strand of drool connects the two. He breathes out, unbuckling his trousers with haste, pulling the waistband down just under the juncture of his cock. He taps his sticky, drooling cock head to her lips, smearing his milky pre over her mouth.

"Open." Alhaitham commands, his fingers squishing her cheeks, forefully prying her lips apart. He slips his cock into her mouth, hastily pistoning his hips. He fucks his cock down her pretty throat, gagging her with his tip. His kitty cries, muffled and wet, gargling and slobbering over his size, her ears pin back against her head. Kaveh bites and nibbles at her neck, murmering filthy symphonies into her skin. Alhaitham groans out loud, his hand moves from her face to her neck, pressing down and constricting with his fingers. His kitty looks up at him so prettily, eyes wide and glittering with tears, her brows raised crookedly, Alhaitham nearly cums down her throat. He pulls out of her mouth, releasing his hand from her neck, his kitty coughs out, her breath raggered from his ministrations.

"What do you say Kitten?" Kaveh coos into her neck, dragging his teeth across her skin. His kitty doesn't reply, opting to whine and avoid Alhaitham's hot gaze. Alhaitham rakes his eyes across her body, he drags his fingers up her thighs, his touch feather-light, making his kitty shiver at the sensation. He rests his palms under her knee, overtaking Kaveh's grip, leaving the man behind her to wander his fingers across her body. Kaveh drags his fingers across his bratty little kitty's breasts, twiddling and pinching at her perky nipples. Heat rushes to her pretty pussy, aching and hot, she mewls out, head falling on to Kaveh's shoulder. He continues teasing at her nipple, his other hand trailing down her tummy, edging towards her pretty kitty cunt. She breathes shakily, hiding her face in Kaveh's neck, ears standing tall. Alhaitham leans forward, connecting his lips to the soft flesh of her throat. Kaveh's fingers dance around her pussy, teasing her so so meanly.

"Please," she croaks out, catching the attention of the two men. Alhaitham's grip tightens deliciously on her thighs.

"Now, now darling. You've been a naughty little kitty, why should we listen to you~?" Kaveh practically sings. He slaps at her clit with his fingers, making his bratty entitled kitty jolt, making him huff out a laugh. He rubs her kitty cunt fast and hard, dipping his finger into her pussy making her sob out loud. He hushes his Kitten, continuing to spank her clit, causing her pussy to clench around nothing, gushing wetly on to Kaveh's lap below. His kitty silently weeps into his neck, shaking from the stinging twinge from her kitty cunt.

"What's wrong Kitten? You're so quiet," Kaveh teases, pinching her clit meanly between his fingers. His Kitten sobs out a whine, her breaths hiccuping. Alhaitham swallows, leaning into his bratty kitty's twitching ear.

"Are you ready to apologize?" He asks, his weeping cock head drags against her kitty cunt. His grip bruises her legs, spreading them impossibly wider, putting her on display just for him. His kitty sobs out and nods her head into Kaveh's neck. Alhaitham 'tsks' and Kaveh, spanks her clit again, sending another electrifying jolt up her body. Her pussy drools with slick, catching on to Alhaitham's aching cock.

"Say it sweet girl~" Kaveh teases, gripping his Kitten's chin and forcing her to look up at Alhaitham. Her chin wobbles, a whine warbles from her throat and Kaveh chuckles.

"Naughty Kittens don't get what they want, unless they apologize," Kaveh, grips Alhaithams cock in his hand, sliding the tip up and down his Kitten's pussy. The two shudder at the friction, easing the throbbing ache in their groins.

"Say sorry to Alhaitham, Kitten, and he'll fuck your pretty pussy so, so well," Kaveh continues, lining up Alhaithams thick head with his pretty Kitty's cunny. His kitty gasps, her pussy impossibly wet in anticipation, clenching around the very tip of Alhaitham's cock.

"Mm.. msorry.." She mutters out, quivering in hope, hyperfixating on Alhaitham's every minuscule move. Alhaitham bites his lip, easing his cock ever so slowly into his Kitten's cunny.

"Say it." Alhaitham grits out, his cock halting, barely inches into his little kitty's cunt. Her toes curl in frustration.

"..Sorry..." She breathes. Alhaithan sinks in further, slowly and steadily, her Kitten cunny clenches around his length, sucking him in.

"Say... it." He repeats with a groan rumbling out of his throat, he swallows thickly, his eyes locked with her own.

"..m'sorry 'Haitham!" His kitty cries out, her voice laced in utter desperation. Alhaitham bottoms out, his cock nestled so deeply into his kitty's cunt, warm and gushy on his length. His cockhead kisses her cervix, oozing his own slick into her cunny. His Kitten moans, relishing the stretch of his fat cock in her kitty cunt. Behind her, Kaveh huffs a chuckle, his hands caressing over her torso, one making way to the juncture of he throat and the other, to her abused clit. Alhaitham drags his cock out of his kitty's pussy, so creamy and so wet. Kaveh, toys and slaps at her clit again as Alhaitham sinks back into her warm kitty cunny. Their Kitten writhes and wriggles in Kavehs lap, overwhelmed at the minstrations of her two partners.

"See? That wasn't so hard Kitten~" Kaveh soothes, rubbing her pretty clit while Alhaitham drills into her pussy. Kaveh's hand squeezes over her throat, the pressure making his Kitten delirious on Alhaitham's cock. A growl rumbles from Alhaitham's chest, low and obscene.

"Say it." He commands through his teeth.

"..sorry.." His Kitten barely makes out, her voice cut off from Kaveh's slender hand. Alhaitham growls out loud, his jaw slackens as he pounds his kitty's pussy. Her kitty cunt squeezes his cock, throbbing and gushing all over him.

"Say. It." He couldn't get enough, humiliating her, bullying her with his words and his cock.

"..m'sorr..y.." His Kitten slurs out half hysterical, fucked stupid on his cock, head completely empty from the grip on her neck. Her eyes roll back and Kaveh releases her throat, kissing up and down her skin in a silent apology. Their Kitten hiccups, spit drooling down her chin. Kaveh brings his hand from her pretty pussy to her lips, plunging them into her mouth, forcing her to taste her own mess on her tongue. Alhaitham visibly shudders, his thrusts becoming broad and hard, drilling into her creamy kitty cunny.

"Say.. it." He can barely hold on.

"..I.. mshorry.. 'Haifm... msh..orry.." she slurs out over Kaveh's fingers, fat tears roll down her cheeks, drool down her chin, staring up at him messy and completely fucked out. Alhaitham pins her legs further, practically bouncing her back and forth on his cock, so gushy and warm. Pistoning his hips so fast and deep into her cunny, bullying her cervix so so hard it hurt so good. She cries and sobs out, slurring apologies to the both of them for being such a naughty naughty kitten, she'll be a good girl from now on. She'll be so so good, only good Kitties get fucked dumb like this. Kaveh's spit slicked hand returns to her clit, toying and pinching and rubbing so so sweetly, leaving her buzzing in pleasure. He bites on her shoulder, leaving delicious marks all over her skin. She's so close, so close to creaming all over Alhaithams thick cock, gushing all over Kaveh's lap. She's learnt now, she's learnt her lesson, such a good Kitten being so well behaved.

"..gon.. gonna!" She mewls out. Kaveh slaps on her clit, pain spikes up her body, her Kitten cunt clenches so sweetly on to Alhaitham's thick cock. Their Kitten creams, her cunny gushing wetly on Alhaitham's length, slick dribbling down into Kavehs lap. Alhaitham fucks her through her orgasm, milking as much as he can out of her kitty cunt. He moans outloud, his cock aching and pulsing, so so deep into her kitty cunny. Alhaitham pulls out of his kitten and Kaveh grips his cock, stroking him so so sweetly, brushing his palm deliciously over the head of his length. Alhaitham groans, his jaw slack, Kaveh's pumps him to completion, thick cum spatters over their little Kitten's cunny, marking her with his cream. His cum paints her pretty pussy, hot on her clit. Their Kitten whines out with a frustrated huff. Kaveh hums, dragging his finger over her cum covered cunny.

"Now now darling. Naughty Kitties don't deserve milk do they?"

𝙶𝚞𝚕𝚙.. 𝙸- 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗-

𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙾𝚏 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙱𝙳𝚂𝙼 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚘 𝙸 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙸𝚝𝚜 𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝!?

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐!

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝙰𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚜𝚔!

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𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝙳𝚘 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚁𝚎-𝚄𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚍 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗!

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[cupidspup]

It’s late and I’m bored so enjoy this agere fic I made teehee

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CG! BEN drowned x Little! Reader

(All art is not mine and credit goes to their original artists!)

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CW: Aged up Ben, pet regressor little, feminine little w/ feminine nicknames (this one is heavily indulgent I’m sorry guys 😔✌️), pet regression gear (pet bed, cage, chew toys, ect), alternative paternal nicknames (ex: baba), petre nicknames (puppy and kitty ones are used interchangeably!), a small amount of abandonment feels and loneliness but it’s okay because there’s lots of comfort!!

Summary: You and Ben are having parallel play time but suddenly your abandonment issues and anxiety start to sink in and it starts to make you feel sad and lonely. Luckily Ben is there to make it all better for you! (Self indulgent alert!!)

A/N: I was too lazy to figure out a way to fit in that the setting is Ben’s room in slendermansion into this fic thing so here’s how I’m letting y’all know and I hope that’s okay ८,,◐⩊◐,,ა

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You and Ben are always together, quality time is a huge thing between the two of you and everyone knows that. Wherever he goes you go and wherever you go he goes and you guys love it that way! It’s your version of perfect and you couldn’t ask for more! It even sends butterflies into your tummy when people ask where “your other half is” when one of you is missing from your usual pair. It’s domestic to you in a way and for people to immediately pair you two together in your eyes is something that you find particularly special. Now, you both following each other around isn’t necessarily a codependency thing but it’s just you both genuinely love being around each other!

If there’s a party you both are huddled in a corner either talking or playing games on your phone. When you’re home you’re always cuddled up to him while he’s busy doing his own thing. Most people would think that he’s too inattentive to be a good caregiver but not were they so far from the truth. Ben had actually never had a little until he met you. Much less a little who was also a pet at that. It took a lot of practice and communication but once he got into his own groove for it it’s been nothing but perfect. And ever since he first started caring for you he’s only gotten better by the day.

One of your favorite things to do with Ben is snuggle by him while he plays his video games. It’s something so small and unconventional but it brings you both a lot of joy. He has his gaming set up on a desk in his room. Everything is decorated just the way he likes. But he’s your baba and he loves to spoil you so of course right under his desk he’s has a perfectly pretty pink puppy bed for you complete with your favorite plushies and your favorite blankie. He even went ahead and put some small fairy lights so you wouldn’t be scared of the dark.

So while Ben plays away at his video games every now and then he’ll reach a loving hand down to ruffle your hair and caress your cheek softly. And of course you nuzzle yourself into his hand each and every time, cuddling up to his legs.

And of course today was no different than any other day.

You’ve been cuddled under his desk for about an hour now and Ben has been playing his games for a little longer than that. Initially, you went to your little crawl space to be closer to him and have some more of his attention but it hasn’t worked out quite yet. Ben still hasn’t realized that you want more attention than the occasional head pat!! Isn’t that clear enough already?? So if course as any pet would, you decide to get his attention in the best way you know how.

Pouting while being cute.

You rest your head onto his leg, smushing your cheek right up against it with a little whine. No response. You whine just a tad louder and nuzzle your head with a little more pressure. Nothin. One more louder whine with a little pout rewards you with a loving hand petting your cheeks and the most loving voice from him while he plays. “What’s up little pup?” He says as he softly caresses your face.

As soon as he says it, you feel it in your chest right in your heart. That twinge of pain and hurt is suddenly unlocked. It’s the normal pain you feel but it’s so much stronger when you’re so little and deep in your headspace.

You feel lonely. You feel abandoned somehow, even though he’s been right there this whole time! You know it’s irrational and it makes you feel crazy honestly. It’s hard to cope with it enough as is but while you’re like this? It’s a recipe for a meltdown on its own.

He’s still playing his game but you can tell he’s catching on.

“What’s going on kitty? You okay?”

You nod your head and try to pull back a little from him.

You’re being too much you don’t want to be a bother. This is too much for him it’s all too much. He’s going to leave and he’s going to leave you because you’re leaning on him too much. You have to do this on your own, you’re able to do this on your own why make him do this? He’s always playing and this is why, he needs an escape. An escape from you, you’re going to end up alone and it’ll be your fault.

The thoughts are coming in and they’re coming in fast. They’re bad and they’re overwhelming it feels like you’re suffocating from them alone. You want to cling onto him but it’s scary. He’s already so busy and you don’t want to be a bother more than you already have been.

The sound of Ben’s game being completed is what breaks you out of your own ruminating. He takes a second to stretch before pushing himself away from his desk and out of his seat. This pulls at your heartstrings, it hurts you to your core in the worst way. You curl up under the desk into your blanket, it’s the only thing that can comfort you right now.

It’s what you think at first at least.

At first, it looks like Ben was going to leave the room but once he was out of his chair, nice and stretched he comes down and sits on the floor with you. Chair and game aside he’s on your level with you.

“Baby, what’s up with you? I’m right here you can tell me anything, you know that.” He says with a comforting tone. When he looks at you it’s not judgmental or annoyed. Nothing of the sort at all. It’s calm and patient. The complete opposite of what you thought he would have been.

“Kitten are you having bad thoughts again?” He says as he inches closer. “It’s okay if you are don’t worry. You know your baba cares about you. I’d never be upset at you for that.” You pause and refuse to look into his eyes, you can’t seem to meet them even though he says it’s okay. You nod at him, confirming his suspicion. Curling into yourself further you hold your blanket closer for comfort. Ben sits for a bit to think before joining you under the desk, right in your crawl space. “Well I know there’s not a whole lot I can do to make your thoughts stop-but I know I can do a lot about how you feel about them. I’m not going anywhere at all, puppy. I promise you that, as a matter of fact I’ll stay here in your puppy space for as long as you want me to.” He wraps his arm around your shoulders and brings you in for a cuddle, which you silently accept. You nuzzle into him and the fabric of his hoodie wipes the tears that were forming in your eyes. He gives you a soft kiss on the top of your head and gently rubs your back. “That’s it pup, just relax for me.” You let out all the air you were holding in and snuggle up to him more. And it’s just like that. The two of you snuggled under his desk in your little crawl space.

It’s a nice comfort but very unfamiliar. Ben doesn’t really come down here since it’s YOUR space. You lift your head to look at him only to find him looking at the things you have under the desk with you.

He dusts off the scattered pacis you have, tidies up your various tethers and chew toys, and even organizes your various stuffed friends.

“You’ve got a nice setup, kitten. I can’t believe you had all this going on right under me.” He looks at you and his pointed ears wiggle just a tad. It makes you smile a little bit, it’s a thing he does sometimes without even realizing it most of the time. It’s something that happens really when he’s spending his time with you. He smiles and picks up one of the plushies you have under there with you. A gift from him of course. “Awe you got that thing I got you here. What’s this guy’s name again?? Rico?? Luka???”

You giggle and scrunch your face at him a little.

“Nu uh! Rilakkuma!!” You say in response as he picks up your other plushie.

“Oh yeah and his friend Corey” he says as he puts them together.

You laugh and shake your head no as you point to the plushie, “Nooo that’s Korilakkuma! You’re being silly!!” Ben pretends to be shocked at both the name and at your accusations.

“Gasp that is not TRUE! I am being sooo serious right now how could you kitten? I thought we were FRIENDS!” He says with a playful tone as he cuddles the bears together. “I’m gonna go cuddle with my REAL FRIENDS Rico and Corey now that I’ve been WOUNDED by my kitty.” His ears droop for dramatic effect. This of course makes you giggle even more. “Babaaaaa! Noooo!” He cuddles them close and starts talking to them, “Cmon guys they obviously don’t know what they’re talking about.” This throws you into a laughing fit and it completely shifts your mood. Ben is always the best at helping with that. He’s not a big fan of being like this in front of others but when it’s just you two? You get a side of him that no one else sees and it’s your perfect dynamic, hust the way you want it. He’s a doting caregiver through and through.

Ben being the self-appointed internet god he is, of course he knows these characters and their real names! You’ve talked about them before and he sees them all the time! He just loves to tease you and make you laugh. ♡

He hands you one of your beloved bears back (Korilakkuma) and keeps the other. Making his gives your a big hug. “See my bear is hugging yours because they love each other and I love you too, kitten. ♡ you’re always going to be mine and I’ll always take care of you. Leaving you would be just as upsetting to me as it would be to you-I’d never do a thing like that to you cutie. I promise”

You give him a big hug and bury yourself into his neck a little. And he hugs you right back because he’s secretly just as much of a cuddle bug as you are. “I love you puppy”

“I love you too baba”

“Wanna sit on my lap and watch while I do my stuff? We can do something else if you’d prefer that” he asks with a little smile. You’d nod and you leave your arms out to him. He gets up and lifts you up into his arms and take a seat with you. You settle into your rightfully taken throne (Ben’s lap) and lean against his chest. He drapes a loving and protective arm around you and uses the other to turn his pc back on. With a kiss on your head, a plushie in your arms and your little gear on stand by it’s the perfect setup.

You point at the can of monster on his desk and make a lil noise.

He moves the can away from you, “Nope. Sorry baby, little puppies like you can’t have any of that.” He leans down and opens his creeper mini fridge (yes he has one) and takes out a juice box for you instead. “I can however, give you this instead. That sound good?”

You nod and take the juice box, sipping happily as you watch Ben play his games. It’s a lovely routine you two have and you couldn’t ask for more.

Just like that, everything is back to perfect and you wind up spending your day with him like you usually do. Curled up in his lap like a good kitty and spending time with him like usual.♡

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A/N: WOof this took FOREVER and I initially planned on posting sneak leaks but I never was able to like write enough for that but I’ve been up since 5 am and I’ve been writing and it’s honestly come together so nicely and so much better than I thought it would?? I dunno if it’s obvious but this is so incredibly self indulgent it’s not even funny lol I hope you guys liked it nonetheless! I have so much more planned (especially with Ben and Toby as caregivers) and I can’t wait to share that with you! Love you guys!

-Puppy 🐶ིྀ🐾��₊ ⊹

[jymwahuwu]

Sunday, the man that you are...I'm feeling very soft so I just keep thinking about Sunday and you with a pet cat. She's a chubby cat but that's because she's well-fed and loved by you two. Even Robin occasionally feeding her whenever she sees the puff ball. Sunday is happy in life with this. The three most important people in his life. You & Robin, plus the cat that pretty much symbolizes you two's love. You and the cat both love to stay inside so Sunday has no worries. (my brain is melting I'm only thinking of domestic life my bad 😔)

Ouch!! This is so sweet🥺💌 This is definitely the blueprint for a better life in Sunday's head!! The little kitty licks her paws and turns her belly, meowing at you while you play with the kitten. Robin rests on your lap, smiling and watching space TV. He just needs to see this to gain inner peace…

[cupcakeslushie]

That has me so relieved lol. I feel like I’m the worst at fashion 😅. I spend so much time on Google and Pinterest, trying to find cute things to put our boys and April in that would match their personalities.

Leo likes jean material and anything with dark colors (obvi) and also really likes athleisure wear. Raph has pretty similar taste, but with brighter colors. Though it’s hard for him to find jean material that can stand up to his shell, so he also has a love for stretchy stuff that wont tear. Mikey and Donnie like oversized and cute styles! Really soft or fluffy stuff, but also Donnie will throw in some edgy rave outfits when he’s feeling fun. He’s also got the same three outfits for when he’s working and he’ll wear them until they’re covered in paint and oil and totally worn down. Mikey is probably the one that has the biggest and most versatile closet. He has a big problem with online, impulse shopping.

@kitty-kyte This ask has me so curious now about the undercity’s weather! Aw, and now that makes me think the Snow Day episode would go from them fighting, to them just having a good wholesome time showing Donnie how much fun snow could be. And maybe they do have a snowball fight, Leo and Mikey being way too competitive, and Raph and April and Donnie just enjoying some hot cocoa and building a snowman. OR OR OR Donnie, April and Leo make a Jupiter Jim snowman and Raph and Mikey and Cass make a Lou Jitsu snowman and they argue over which one is better and Donnie keeps switching sides because he can’t decide!

@blossomsofopossums

As for your first question! Leo witnessed some small fits during their first few encounters. He was as unnerved as he could be, but sadly chose to ignore the strange behavior in favor of letting Three struggle through them on his own 😔. Then the first time Raph, Mikey, Leo, and April run into Donnie, they can clearly see Three struggling with something they can’t. They’re really confused and don’t know what to do, but with Leo recently revealing to them that Three might be their long lost brother Donnie, Raph has already resolved himself that, Donnie would be coming home with them. Unfortunately he doesn’t really know how to handle Three in that first meeting, and so he’s a bit rough with him, making those first few days of Donnie getting used to being in the lair a manic mess. Later once they learn more, Raph and Mikey will try to talk Donnie through them and Leo will use contact. But they also kind of have to adapt their reactions depending on how bad each one is, and what they think Donnie needs to feel safe.

Question #2! Raph calls him Dad, Pop, or Old Man when he’s feeling cheeky. Mikey calls him Dad and Papa. Leo probably goes through the most names: Master Splinter, Splinter, Father, Dad. Donnie will call him Father or PApA~

Question #3 Donnie had thought he’d already been introduced to so much good food after a few weeks in the lair, but pizza was on a whole new level. Sweets might be his new weakness. But pizza is his favorite savory meal. And you just know that the boys took Donnie to Run of the Mill for his first pizza experience. They couldn’t wait to introduce him to Hueso.

Hueso on the other hand is starting to get slightly annoyed with all these traumatized boys that Raph keeps bringing in. Like he was perfectly happy adopting this huge, but well-mannered teenage turtle and his human friend. Then they come in with the small, infamous battle nexus champion and he’s a little hyper thing sometimes, but he’s pleasant enough, so okay. But THEN, they have some nerve to bring some poor, tired, stone-faced kid, who’s eyes hold much too old of a look in them. It tugs on Hueso’s heartstrings…that is it would, if he actually had them.

NOW what’s he supposed to do with this new one? He can’t just adopt them all can he?

Hueso in the kitchens, to his chefs as they cook the boys’ pizzas:

[conanssummerchild]

Di. I meed to hear your thoughts on how cat-like Rick is (if you want to feed my hyperfocus on crows go ahead as well with crow rick)

HI sorry it took me a little bit to get to this ask ive been super busy but !!! he is incredibly cat-like i mean he himself has literally compared summer to a cat because "their love is earned" and i think the same applies to him, hes seems very like blunt or kind asshole-y until you get to know him, hes like a sad little kitty thats been abandoned out in the rain and someone finds him in a cardboard box in a dumpster all by himself and they have to teach him he can be loved again

look at him 😔

also so many of his mannerisms/expressions remind me of a cat

startled cat

kinda looks like hes farting here LOL but also cat

i mean even his hair. pointy like cat ears

anyway you get it hes very much cat like

also of course that thing about how cats are autistic or something i cant remember but someone somewhere said that in one time

also cats are my fav and rick is my fav :3

this is already such a long answer but i havent had the chance to talk about rick and morty in so long and i miss their dumb asses so about crow rick i'll also just say that rick is pretty crow coded, like crows are cool as fuck bcs they're actually smart as fuck and you probably know this already but they remember human faces (idk how much the average person knows about crows) and hold grudges (rick holds a lot of grudges lol) and a species of them can even CRAFT AND USE TOOLS !! and they're very family-oriented birds (like rick) and often mate for life and older crow siblings sometimes even care for their younger crow siblings also when rick says in forgetting sarick mort when he leaves with the crows "leaving walnuts in the street for car tires to crack them open" or smth i dont remember exactly its likely referencing because crows use traffic to crack open their nuts (that sounds wrong im sorry 😭) for them so they can eat the inside easily but not only that, theyve been seen waiting for the light to turn red before dropping the nut and then not taking it back until the light has turned red again !!!!! meaning they have some at least minimal understanding of traffic/traffic lights! also did you know that crows are scared of new things and will be very wary about new or unfamilliar things in their enviroment !! (sounds a little like rick)

also they have regional dialects also more about the recognising human faces thing, there was a study done where scientists would wear rubber masks that looked like faces and hold dead crows and then like see if the crows would be mad at whoever wore those face masks and get this, not only were the crows that saw the people in the masks angry towards them, several other crows and even young crows that had recently been born were too! meaning that the crows had communicated to other crows to warn them of the face mask people !! and this reached about 1.5 km away from the original place where the masks were !!

anyway im terribly sorry, this just turned into an infodump about crows but i just think crows are so awesome !!!! i wonder if rick knows a lot of crow facts from his time spent with the two crows lol :) have a lovely day mootie <33

[based-brawler-lazagna]

Because Shun and Julie are besties, actually, here are some bestie headcanons:

-Of course Julie's asking for them to do each other's nails at every opportunity and of course Shun is saying yes almost every time (unfortunately he needs his hands free of nail polish to train sometimes😔). She loves how he can do little intricate designs like flowers, water droplets and such; and he... loves all the rhinestones and colours she uses on him. Really. He does.

-They play a lot of Mortal Kombat together. Shun mains Kitana (because of strategy and gameplay) and Julie mains Mileena (because she's pink).

-Julie tries so hard to get him to talk about guys and girls that he's into with her but damn it the man just won't spill. The most she'll get is:

"So... do you like them?"

"Yeah."

"You gonna ask them out?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"..."

"For fucks sake, man."

Meanwhile, Julie can go on and on for hours about a hot person she saw across the street. Shun mostly just nods along, but when he does offer input, it’s always either the most sage advice or the most batshit insane idea Julie’s ever heard.

-Of course, when they’re talking about Bakugan, Shun will just talk and talk and talk. Julie’s pretty surprised at just how much he has to say when he’s actually interested in something, and it makes her happy :) He’s also a lot more willing to include her in the conversation and listen to her strategies and thoughts about the Subterra attribute as a whole than a lot of the others are, which she appreciates.

-Unfortunately, Julie's a girl, which means she needs some kind of self-defence tactic in everyday life. Fortunately, she has Wardington's resident ninja there to teach her all she needs to know about kicking ass. I think that after learning a good bit of defensive stuff, Julie would want to learn more about fighting, and maybe even get into boxing as well as whatever Shun would teach her.

-However, when she first asked him for some delf-defence tips? The fucker gave her a sword. A CUSTOM-MADE KATANA, in fact, with a PINK HILT WRAP and HELLO KITTY CHARMS hanging off of the guard. It's now mantled above her bed at home. Her parents are only mildly concerned.

-Julie showed Shun Legally Blonde during a sleepover and now it's one of his favourite movies. Not too much serious conflict, a bad bitch having her day… it is now a major comfort movie for him.

[bitchkay]

Do you have any drabbles or short fics for Robin playing with his human siblings? 🥺

Kitty deserves more attention, and so do ur sillies

I dont😔👊🏽💔

But I also haven't opened google docs in so long--

I haven't progressed on alot of wips simply cus I dont want to--

Like I'm like "I wanna work on this" then I open the doc and go "no, I actually dont"

The fics will however be let out of the vault eventually💯

I did start a wip a while ago about pregnant sex-- i know, but I stopped cus I dont know how to make it not sound weird like I really wanted to touch upon pregnancy hormones a d what it was like being pregnant with Halo compared to what it was like being pregnant with the twins and I started doing a bunch of research about it and what's normal, abnormal, and like the nuances about arousal during pregnancy even from the husbands side of the ordeal and how emotions can really be on high during the second to third trimester

There also another I started kinda on the whim a little bit ago that's like angst/hurt comfort which is more about the complications during the pregnancy w the elder twins and Rio reacting to everything that's happened so much so fast after the birth because the pregnancy w the twins was miserable and not the best experience cus it was a high risk pregnancy mostly in part due to being pregnant with twins especially fraternal twins and it being your first ever pregnancy on top of them being twins, so the birth was not an easy or fast process, I also did a bunch of research on the complications that can happen during birth and the circumstances if one was to die during birth, you definitely do live but I needed to know the extent of how much pain I can put you through, I also searched a bunch of medical terms and recovery processes for after a complicated birth and recovering from surgery, it's pretty much Rio working through his emotions cus yeah he just became a dad but you were also unconscious for a scary amount of hours and did a lot if the post birth bonding without you there next to him, it's a little darker than stuff I usually write but one of the reasons I love my little au so much is I be doing some goddamn research on shit I will never experience(I don't wanna be pregnant ever in my life)

☝🏽☝🏽Would you believe that either one of those wips I mentioned are probably rn 4-5 paragraphs tops, maybe 3 excluding the dialogue

Theres also "Boys will be bugs" (which I haven't started yet) which is pretty much Theo playing outside in the dirt cus he likes dirt and bugs, Theo loves bugs, like he loves bugs, yeah, hes autistic, he has a per caterpillar he cant wait til turns into a butterfly and set free

And then there's "Two pairs of twins" I think I started it idk I don't think I did, but it's about the dynamics between the oldests and the youngests, the elder twins and the younger twins, Adephagia and Gulliver watching the toddler Dylan and Eliana pretty much like damn I can't believe we're 16 apart and making a joke about neutering their dad because they cannot fathom the idea of their parents ever having sex but also, I touched on this in Prince and Princess but cus they're getting older they're more distant than they once were, they're still close but they're now burdened with more responsibility and stress because they're the oldest and one of them would one day succeed their father on the throne but because of you and your magic of dear lady vane until one of their manifest ancient magic it's not clear who exactly would be taking the throne. Talking care of their baby sisters is kinda like how they bond, you know? they're just regular siblings and not heirs to a throne, also the girls are really cute, they fight over who looks more like who cus Dylan and Eliana are also fraternal twins💀

Theres also another idea in my head that simply just have not written down but it's been in my noggin since I posted Prince and Princess and it like the other side of that like it takes place on the same day but kinda from Halos perspective like it goes through Halos day while the elder twins are getting fired for their first adult sized royal finery and like it kinda just introduced Halos little crush on Thoma, nothing comes of it cus Thoma is obviously way older and known her since she was born but it's just innocent little schoolgirl crush, you know how it is shes 14 and Thoma is nice to her kinda like how young girls would have a crush on their teacher, Halo helps him out with some of his tasks and stuff, just like how in prince and princess there was a Theo and Atlas cameo, there would be a Genesis w the younger twins cameo, I think that would be cute♡

I love that you feed my braid worms and I can rant about my sillies, all I be doing nowadays maladaptivly daydream about them

☆𝕋𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕖'𝕤 𝕒 𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕕, 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕣'𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪 + 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

[halliescomut]

Love Sea Ep1 Watch Along

-Already need to know more about what Mut does....what is he making notes about.

-Conner/Love Sand mention already... interesting 🤔

-As someone raised in a rural area the 'I'm borrowing this' to a seemingly random person and them just nodding bc everyone knows you is relatable, even if it seems farfetched

-Cat sounds for Peat/Rak is sending me.

-Will we meet Connor I wonder?

-As someone from a family of beach/coastal ppl, totally understand the awe of the ocean, even if I'm dealing with mid Atlantic and not sub tropical. (Also, I really thought I was going to cross off one of my bingo squares with that one, but no😔)

-Okay I gotta be honest - the knocking on the glass door by Mut is just reminding me of when my dog scratches at our glass door to come back inside and it kinda just sounds like nails tapping the window. Cute

-If I call that number will Mut flirt with me?? 🥺

-Aya!!!! Khaimuk is me at work fr, but far more fashionable

-Test Love???? What is this???

-Ja already? Or is this the only ep we'll see him in?? I'm curious.

-I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, but I love grumpy almost rude love interests. It's why I liked Sky so much and it's why I'm certain I'll enjoy Rak.

- Not a drinker, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to just drink a martini like a shot 😂😂

-Aww a little montage of Mut being thoughtful and sweet.

-Is the breaking and entering cool? Not really, but it is nice that he's straightening up.

-Rak all curled up like a kitty 🥺🥺

-Cat sounds effects...but not catlike reflexes

-Rak trying to seduce him and Mut being totally oblivious is hilarious 😂😂

-Is this mfer eating a dry salad? Man is clearly a psychopath.

-The close ups of Peat's face and his eyes in HD is so 😍😍😍😍 I kinda need them to switch seats so I can see Fort's eyes in the good lighting.

-The guilt tripping and puppy eyes are working!!!

-You ever just think about how pretty Fort's lips are???

-I guess Mook is Aya's character's nickname. Hopefully I can keep that in my head. I struggle so much remembering names.

{Okay I saved this as a draft because I had to go do something and then come back and finish the episode and it didn't save the second half. So I'm going to retype what I can remember but it's iffy}

-Interesting idea that he must be having sex to write about it. (And honestly a little fun considering how many Ace smutfic writers I know....including myself)

- The matching scenes of both of them late at night before bed is sweet.

-While I do understand how frustrating it is to have someone interrupting your work, Mut is so cute.

-Boat adventure!!! 🛥️

-Grouchy Rak after being told to sit still so he doesn't go overboard 😂😂

-"Get lost"....and go fucking where? We're on a boat!

(lemme know if you catch the reference)

-Oh no....Mut has accidentally traumatized him. ( Was that on my bingo card?? No...dang it)

-Aww😭😭 Rak does need a strong warm hug poor baby. 🫂🫂🫂

-"This is good stuff too" in reference to Mut's body is.....amazing. Simply a amazing.

-"Which do you want to eat?"...well you see I actually don't like clams so....👀👀

- A wet dream!! Or I guess maybe it would have been if Mut hadn't woken up. 😂

-Seems like we're gonna be moving at a good clip based on the preview for next week. Though I'm not surprised...Mame's never been one of the first kiss in episode 7 types. (& we love that about her)

-End credits is Rak(?) alone on the beach....I wonder if that will change as we go through the show?🤔

Well this was fun. I'm excited for next week. I have some critiques, but that's to be expected and honestly it was a nice distraction for an hour from the dumpster fire that is existence.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ARI MLL IM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SENT OUT SO LATE HSJSJS. I FEEL SO BAD FOR NOT REPLYING EARLIER 😭 it was assessment week and istg everyday was just filled with assignments/exams/pracs etc. i just wanna go back to high school already!! i’m not mentally prepared for this ☹️☹️

UR SO REAL ABT THE JJK DILFS THO. like they’ve raised my standards up for men so high haksjsj. i so badly want, no, NEED a college bf! geto in my life to make my very own uni life a lil more bearable. HES SO BF CODED OMG 😻 okok but hear me out. geto playing guitar?? i repeat. GETO PLAYING GUITAR??? more specifically ELECTRIC GUITAR PHEWWW. i’m sorry it’s been plaguing my mind for the past few days but i so believe that geto can play guitar w ease. hsjsjsj guitarist! geto has me melting icl 😭✋ with his piercings nd tattoos nd the reading glasses he wears at home hshshshs. its not a want, it’s a need 😔

AHHH UR SO RIGHT ABT STEM GIRLIES AND LIBERAL ARTS GIRLIES HOLDING HANDS HSJJSJ. us stem girlies have sm respect for you guys 🙇‍♀️ from what i’ve heard, lit is a pretty tough major (i took lit as an atar subject back in hs and i FAILED LMAOO). plus lit girlies are so knowledgeable it js blows my mind away. like give me ur brain please 🙏

i’ve tried getting out of my reading slump (WE’RE GETTING THERE WOOHOO!!) like i’ve recently started little woman by louis may alcott (a classic ik idk why i’m even referencing it shshs) and so far it’s pretty good! sometimes the dialogue throws me off a little since it was written so long ago and my mind just goes blank as soon as i read anything that’s not modern day english (i’m talking anything published before the 2000s 😭). i watched the movie a while ago so i’m kinda excited to see if there’s any major differences between the books and the movies. apparently there are a few but i didnt listen in further bc i didn’t wanna spoil myself hahah. welp ig i’ll k when i commit to actually finishing the book.

i haven’t heard abt the travelling cat chronicles yet but i’ll sure be adding it to my tbr 🫡 I LOVE LOVE LOVE CATS SMMM!! ive always just preferred cats more than dogs idkk. speaking abt cats, i have two ragdoll cats hsjsjs. funnily enough, someone pointed out that they somewhat remind them of gojo 😹😹 whelp i fear that i might as well grow up to be an old cat lady hsjsj. not that i’m complaining tho 🤭 really out of the blue question but dy have any pets? 👀 i’m just curious hahah.

also thank u so so so much for the advice ari! i’ll definitely be checking out the summaries + quotes for any future books i wanna read. and nooo ur not incompetent at all, don’t worry!! and thank u sm for being so supportive bby i have sm love for you 💗 AND YEAH I AGREE, READING IS SM FUN WHEN YOU’RE NOT BEING FORCED INTO IT.

and aww the tags were absolutely no problem at all! ur geto drabble was written SO WELL. like ari bby you are so talented and i cannot emphasise that enough. you have a way with words and it’s so admirable!! ++ you nailed geto’s characterisation so well, i was genuinely in awe while reading it. ahhh i still think abt it even to this day!! cult leader geto plagues my mind once a week istg. SAME W HIM AND HIS DYNAMIC W SATORU. like hello?? every time i hear abt satosugu i wanna BAWL MY EYES OUT. they’re soulmates (both platonically and somewhat romantically?? idk if you can have both hahah). but omigosh they’re so tragic shskajsjs. brb i’m not crying, i’m chopping up onions!! !! !! 😃

OMG THAT RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN GOJO AND RHE KITTY CAT OMFDDHDH. someone tell me they’re twins and i’ll believe every. single. word. thank u sm for the treat ari, i hope ur day/night is going well!! i’m so sorry that this is long overdue but i genuinely LOVE talking to you bby <333 remember to take care of urself too! ilysm 💞🥹

p.s hes so fine i swearrrr 😍 i saw this on twitter and it’s been my roman empire ever since

UKIIIII MY BELOVED PLS FORGIVE ME FOR THE WAIT 😔😔😔 i’m finally here !!!!!!

first of alllll i hope your studies n work have gone well!!!!!! 🥺🥺 you know i’m always cheering you on hehe. i just have a month left n then i’m free but i’m not sure how it is for you :’3 i hope you’ll get to rest properly soon!!!!

ANDDDDDDDD GUITARIST!SUGU. GOOD GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 your hcs of him made me LOSE it i hope you know that…… he’s literally so bf…… PLSSS PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS AND READING GLASSES ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OUGHHH UKI I NEED HIM SO BAD….. he would strum his pretty guitar for you on nights you couldn’t sleep 🥺🥺 i just know he would!!!!! he’s such a loverboy…..

LIBERAL ARTS GIRLIES 🤝 STEM GIRLIES FR….. from my perspective stem subjects are a LOT more difficult i rlly can’t overstate how impressed i am by how much you guys study …… 😭😭 i’ve heard . horror stories abt it LMAO…..

AND THE BOOKSSSSS i’m so proud of you for trying to get out of your reading slump uki!!!!!! i actually haven’t read little women yet hehe, pls tell me if it ends up being good!!!!! i’ve heard great things abt it….. AND AND ANDDD i get you!!!! i think it’s important to pick books that are written in ways that you like!!! it’s easy to think that older books are like . harder to read and relate to but that’s usually more bc of the author than the time period!!! i prefer mine to be from around the 1800s-1900s and they aren’t difficult to understand at all!! some classics are super hard to get into bc of how just. Heavy they are writing wise (side eyeing shakespeare n dostoevsky rn) but others aren’t!!! one classic i absolutely adore is the stranger by albert camus, idk if you’re interested in existentialism but!!! the writing is very pretty :3

anyway anyway…. FELLOW CAT PERSONNNN i knew i could trust you!!!! and you have ragdolls!!! 🥺🥺 my current housemate has four of them LMAO and they all look like gojo ngl …. act like him too……. this little guy just follows me around n sleeps in my lap and yaps <33333

BUT YES i think you’d really love the travelling cat chronicles!!!! i read it so quickly bc it’s just. so lovely!!!! and pretty!!!!! and cute n sweet :(((( i love it lots!!!!! but it made me sob so much… so pls make sure you have tissues close by if you read it……

ANDDDD again 🥺🥺🥺 thank you sooooo much for being so sweet …. you rlly are too kind!!!!! i’m so happy you like my geto, i loveloveloveee yours too <33333 AND . YES. i cry over stsg all the time too…. sniffle……. they’re soulmates both platonically and romantically imo :’3 they just . belong together no matter what!!!!!! wish they weren’t so doomed by the narrative tho…..

THANK YOU SO MUCHHH FOR CHATTING W ME SWEETIE <33333 i hope you’re doing soso well!!!!! and i rlly am sorry abt how long you’ve had to wait for this response 😭😭 my brain has Not been braining correctly recently. but i adore you sb 🥺

[spookyserenades]

Dana!!! I hope you're feeling better and I can't thank you enough for giving us trouville for FREE!! We're truly spoiled with this story 😔 some thoughts:

- the Jimin moment was so sweet, I love our yeehaw boy. I'll kiss his boo boos away any day and i'd also sick him with the hello kitty bandaid too cuz we live an aesthetic lifestyle

- love the mystery gang team, so much development in their segment, its crazy what a late night van drive will do to people lol

- i like also got a headache when MC was thinking about how much a Disney trip for 8 people would cost. In THIS economy? Sorry Hoseok you're just gonna have to freeze. I know she must have a lot saved up from when she was a vet but paying for a house that big and for so many people? She's a money mastermind

- Alice is such a fun character, I'm glad she suggested making the boys jealous so they'd maybe be kicked into high gear, she's doing the lord work cuz we were all thinking it. What more shenanigans will this open us up to 🤔👀

- I stg I'm ot7 but jeezus trouville yoongi does in fact own my entire being, I want him in a way concerning to feminism and so does MC lol. That spicy part was everything but I was so scared someone would walk in on them but thankfully that didn't happen, I would have freaked!!!!

- Jin and MC cooking!!!! Thats my husband fr and speaking of which- WE GOT HIM BOYS, THATS ANOTHER ONE IN THE BAG!!!!!!!! WE'RE 2 FOR 7 ON BAGGING THE TROUVILLE BOYS!!! 😤😤😤 IT FEELs SO GOOD 😫😫😫 THE WAY I SCREECHED. So so so so so good. Perfect place to leave us for next chapter I'm extremely excited! ❤

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AHH HI LOVE! I am finally feeling better whewww boy I forgot what it's like to be sickly LMAO. Excited to hear your thoughts about the newest update hehe, thank you for reading and sending in your precious feedback 🥺

I love the little moments MC has with Jimin!!! I hope he's giving hopeless romantic in Trouvaille, I think it's fitting for his rancher background, and his Libraness fhdksafd. I also love the visual of manly cowboy Jimin with the Hello Kitty bandaid, he probably looked down at it a bunch afterwards and blushed thinking about MC AHHHH!! The mystery gang, omg. My literal DREAM is to formulate a paranormal investigation team, ESPECIALLY with Namkook. Just having Joon's insightfulness and Jeongguk's fearlessness I think it would be absolutely perfect. I can't wait to write more about their adventures in all of the upcoming chapters!

HA SCREAMINGGGG No like she'd need a small loan of a million dollars for a Disney trip with all of them. It would be such a cute little drabble or plot arc to write though, all of them going on rides and whatnot. Or spicy hotel smut lol Lucky MC inherited that house from her grandparents, and her dad ended up being wealthy from his contributions to hybrid cardiology surgery, so she was pretty much born into deep pockets LOL... that's the beauty of fiction, we get to pretend we were born into bottomless wealth 💀

AH I'm so glad you like Alice 🥺 It was important to me that MC had other friends besides the hybrids! You need some friends to confide in, not just romantic interests, and MC's friends are supportive but also give her reality checks when she needs them. Alice is soooo real for telling her use jealousy to her advantage, considering MC is a little avoidant of confrontation LOL.

fdkasf BESTIE I'm hyung line (Namjoon ult) biased, and Trouvaille Yoongi is seriously trying to snatch me away from my other three. I, too, need him biblically, and would let him have his way with me 💀 AH the smut.... he's such a giver, definitely a soft dom 🥰 I'd dieeee too if one of the others walked in. Thankfully, they were the only two at home during that scene!

JINNIE COOKING CLASS. I love love lovedddd writing that scene, Seokjin is such husband material and especially in Trouvaille, he deserves to have fun with a new hobby 🥺 AND FINALLY ANOTHER CONFESSION!!!! Seokjin hasn't been subtle with his feelings, especially in the past few chapters, so I'm glad he was finally brave enough to fess up. MC was probably relieved that she didn't have to do it first 😭💀 AH I'm excited to see how she reacts in the next chapter hehee!

Thank you for reading the latest update and sending me all of your thoughts bestie 💜💜💜

[kbius6]

Ranking my favorite IkeVamp guys because I'm bored and felt like it lol.

Was just gonna rank them and put what I like about them and stuff but ended up adding extra headcannon-y(?) stuff(like stuff I'd show some of them from the future lol(ADHD strikes again 🤦‍♀️) Im not changing it. Enjoy my rambling lol, or you can ignore it and just look at the pictures, your choice 😂

Im using the pet cards because they're my favorites 🖤🖤🖤

1. Charles. He is an absolutely precious baby. He made me cry. So damn much. I hate that I understand how he feels 😔 just wanting love. I just wanna hug him and comfort him and tell him how much I love him. He's so sweet, and SO kind, he deserves to be happy and loved. Imma make him watch Fruits Basket with me and listen to my favorite bands, that always makes me feel less lonely so maybe it'd help him too 🖤

Fuck it, why not rate the pets too lol.

Louis 9/10 adorable, wants attention, basically a palm sized fluffy Charles lol.

2. Dazai. Apparently the more they make me cry the more I like them 🤷‍♀️ there's just something lovable about him. He's another one I can't help but relate a lot to, and like with Charles I would 110% be showing him my favorite music, maybe it'd make him realize he's not the only one that feels like he does. Also curious what his reaction to Bungo Stray Dogs would be...hmm

Bunta 6/10 cute little bird.

3. Leonardo. This motherfucker...where to begin 😂 he like naps. I like naps. His room's a cluttered wreack. My room's a cluttered wreck. He has a black cat. I have 2 black cats. He has hobbies in basically everything. I end up with new hobbies monthly(yay ADHD) and in his route he takes the MC on a freaking boat ride. Which made me think of the most romantic scene ever(imo) from Tangled(my favorite Disney movie(which I will make him watch) and I would quite literally implode if someone ever did that with me irl. Also I love Italian food and I bet he can cook 🤤

Lumiere 10/10 I am completely biased, black cats are the best cats 🖤🖤🖤

4. Mozart. He was the first route I decided to read. Music was quite literally my first love and I actually enjoy listening to classical music, so he was a no brainer to start with. And stupidly I have a soft spot for tsunderes lol. I have the horrible urge to show him the weirdest stuff from my music playlists just to watch his head explode trying to comprhend how anyone could actually like such things 😂 also think it'd just be fun to show him how much music changes through decades and such. And Imma be nice and show him the soundtrack from Violet Evergarden(it's soooooo pretty) and Final Fantasy XV(and probably some of the other games too)

Schelm 6/10 another bird. Im not a big fan of birds but this one looks like Hedwig 🖤

5. Jean. Again, I like the tramatized ones 🤷‍♀️ I think it's adorable how innocent he actually is. Cherie is adorable, I would gladly be mauled trying to hug her(think the one scene from Black Butler, that's me) 😂 why Comte let Jean keep a freaking TIGER is beyond me but sure, okay. I would LOVE to introduce him to Disney movies(even if there's really only a few I truly love), I just feel like he'd enjoy them 🤷‍♀️ especially wanna show him Lilo & Stitch(I mean, he was reading the Ugly Duckling and that sends my brain straight to that movie okay)

Cherie 9/10 big baby kitty!!! 🖤🖤🖤

6. Vincent. Precious angel. 💛 AND HE HAS A PET RACOON. Granted being that happy all the time isn't healthy(If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host.) but he's a sweetheart and like Theo if anyone even looked at him funny I'd be yelling ever swear I know at them 😁 I already had an interest in him before I decided to download IkeVamp, I particularlly like his older paintings and eventually want a copy of his flying fox for my living room. He'd be so much fun to do arts and crafts with 💛💛💛

Brush 10/10 he's so freaking cute and the way Vincent came up with his name is adorable and never fails to make me laugh. I wish I could have a pet racoon.

7. Isaac. Another precious baby. I just wanna tell Arthur and Dazai off everytime they mess with him lol. He'd be fun to just hang out with, but with how awkward and anxious we both are(and tbh he reads as probably Autistic to me 🤷‍♀️ I might just be projecting(then again all of them have SOMETHING if we're being honest 🤷‍♀️) it probably wouldn't happen often ☹️ I hate math, but I will gladly sit and let him ramble on about it for hours because it's clear just how much he loves it. I wonder what his reaction to us landing on the moon would be. I bet he'd enjoy watching How It's Made.

Harry 8/10 he's small and spiky and so cute 🥰

8. Arthur. I hate him. But I can't deny he is stupidly charming at the same time. 🙄 but I sure as hell wouldn't be telling him that. Deep down he's an okay guy. Just a horny idiot lol. I've always liked mystery/detective stuff(I blame being raised on Scooby Doo) so I could see us bonding over that. I will be showing him bbc's Sherlock and nobody can stop me. Also I feel like he's the type that would enjoy video games 🤷‍♀️ so that could be fun

Vic 7/10 Im personally more of a cat person but I love Charles spaniels, they're just so pretty

9. Faust. He annoys the crap out of me, but in an slightly enjoyable way? If that makes sense? Lol. I feel like we'd probably be constantly seeing who could annoy the other more 😂

Mephi 7/10 absolutely adorable, but I don't like the idea of him snatching my things, I lose things enough on my own 😂

10. Theo. Another one that annoys me. I like him, and his love for his brother, while sometimes a bit too intense is endearing, I just cannot stand all the "teasing" he does. But overall he's fine. Kinda intimidating(I am easily intimidated lol) but his heart's in the right place. I bet he'd probably cry seeing how much people love his brother's art nowadays. I think it'd be cool to take him to one of those interactive art exhibts(I went to a Vincent one and it was so cool)

King 8/10 BIG PUPPER 🖤🖤🖤 the bigger the dog the more I love them and golden retrivers are just so lovable

11. Napoleon. Honestly, he just feels like the big brother type 🤷‍♀️ dk what else there really is to say lol. I would 1000% beg him to teach me sword fighting because it looks fun.

Jupiter 3/10 I have a fear of most birds that are bigger than a fist. I like where he got the name though.

12. Shakespeare. He reminds me of Loki tbh, so it's odd he'd be this low on the list but honestly, he gets on my nerves sometimes. And I always have to Google words whenever he shows up 😂 I feel like we could probably get along okay. I do have a love for drama...I'd love to expose him to musicals(I think he'd like Les Mis) and horror movies, he'd probably enjoy those too.

Puck 7/10 fluffy bunny, so cute

13. Comte. Just not really my type. I literally dk what else to say about this one. Uhm.....🤷‍♀️ he's obviously a really nice guy, sadly I like them less mentally stable than him though 🤦‍♀️ I just don't think we really have any common interest or anything 🤷‍♀️ apart from him being a vampire, I'd love to grill him for as much info as possible lol

Time 8/10 basically a long rat(I love rats) another little theif lol

14. Sebastian. I mean...he's cool I guess, but when you compare him to everyone else...🤷‍♀️ he'd defiently be fun to be friends with though. Keeping a book of things he learns while stalking observing the residents reminds me of when I used to like a certain boyband as a kid 😂 fun fact, I have a grey cat named Sebastian. And he WASN'T named after Seb from Black Butler...unlike somebody else 😂

Fraulien 8/10 cute but not exactly a favorite animal of mine 🤷‍♀️ she would still be getting cuddles though.

15. Vlad. He knows what he did to deserve being dead last 😡 He was higher up but then all the bullshit went down in Charles route and now he sucks 😤 should have known better than to trust someone who loves strawberries as much as he does(Im allergic) lol. Positives, I love his garden. And his taste in decor is just gorgeous. Im sure after I get over all the crap from Charles route we could get along okay 🤷‍♀️

Marshmello 9/10 so damn fluffy and beautiful 🤍 100% would try to steal him from Vlad to keep as my own lol. Foxes are cool.

All of them have their good and bad traits, this is just MY personal opinion. I don't really dislike any of them tbh, even if it kinda comes across that way from what I've put(even Vlad lol, Im just gonna be bitter for a good while). Feel free to add you own rankings.

In conclusion, IDK why I made this post lol. My hyperfixation took over I guess and I wanted to ramble 🤷‍♀️

[olive-gardens-breadstick]

something i don’t think a lot of people (and by that i mean anyone who’s not a swiftie) realize is that what ever era you are isn’t necessarily the era you were introduced to her music but what album you listened to on your own without anyone else, the one where you heard it and didn’t (only) jam tf out but listed to the lyrics and felt it.

like yea me and my mom will always have debut and fearless, they were hers though, she shared them with me but debut and fearless were her favorites not mine. she loves country and got to see her in concert during debut (WHICH I AM JEALOUS ABOUT >:(!!) she doesn’t really listen to any other albums because at the end of the day she wasn’t taylor’s target demographic, she was in her 30s with a baby and all of taylor’s songs at the time we’re about teen love.

red is mine (i didn’t get to listen to speak now because at a young age my mom could tell how i was going to play that cd on rinse repeat and she’d already gone through that with the diamond castle and was not eager to expirence that again so i missed out on speak now😔) i can remember getting it for christmas on cd with a black ipod shuffle and hello kitty headphones in 2012. i remember standing over my moms shoulder while she put the album and the rest of her itunes library on it. i remember listening to the lucky one on repeat for SIX HOURS when i was at my dads house and him letting me play it through the aux on the way back to my moms.

my dads favorite color is red so he’d let me play it whenever we were in the car, he even got it on his sirius stiletto, and he’d keep the radio on when 1989 came out, but he didn’t love her music, he loved me. i shared red and 1989 with him but he LOVES reputation. his favorites are delicate and gorgeous (his favorite part is the little ding after “you’ve ruined my life by not being mine’) once rep came out of was not a question of ‘if’ or ‘when’ i could play taylor swift, it was ‘what song do i play’. midnights came out about a month before i went to visit my dad for thanksgiving and i made sure he didn’t know so i could see his reaction to it and he was jokingly upset because he ‘could’ve had more taylor a month ago!’

i’m going out to see him soon and i’m gonna show him folklore and evermore a bit more in-depth than just playing them (he loves a good story and i’m like quality control for most music lol) i’ve also gotten him and my brother invested in the ‘lost era’ karma (if it does ever come out i think my dad will LOVE it, so taylor if you could release it so i could dream the lyric with my dad to annoy my brother that would be pretty cool) and all the hints she’s been dropping and such

anyway i just want to thank taylor swift for being the music industry and creating a lot of very vital childhood memories for me when i felt very much alone :)

thank you @taylorswift your music means so much to me

[roodles17]

SOBBING ON THE FLOOR?? An appreciation post for me?? Alyssa I AM going to cry 😭 😭

I honestly can’t believe I snagged both the pjs and the “Beautiful” cat pc at the price I did and I’m so glad they managed to get here on time before I left 🥹 (speaking of, I was so mAD the day I left is the day another rocky!san pc came in that I wanted to give you 😔) OH I ABSOLUTELY REMEMBERED THAT!! Me and papa were walking through the store and I stopped and I was like “cat and coffee socks?? Alyssa.. 🫳” BUT IM SO GLAD YOU LOVE SPAMCAT AND r THE PIN 😭 😭

“SHOVE RHEM UP MY ASS” SKSKDKD THE WAY I ALMSOT CHOKED ON MY RAMEN AND WENR INTO A COUGHING FIT SJDJSJJS MA’AM IM L OSIN G IT. LISTEN I COULDN’T NOT GET YOU KITTY SAN?? YOU LOVE HIM AND I WOULD BE SO UPSET TO SEE YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WITHOUT HIM. AJSKD YOU’RE SUCH A FERAL LITTLE CAT IT’S SO CUTEE. SJDJJD WERE YOU REALLY?? *ahem* I mean yes, I knew you wanted that card all along. 💅 BUT I’M SO GLAD IT WAS ONE YOU WANTED!! And that’s actually a wolf onesie! (It was from a wolf/red riding hood set)(also I know you like wolf!san too so I was like 👀) but honestly it’s so hard to tell it’s a wolf it really does look like a dino and that’s adorable 🥺

LISTEN I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DESERVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE OKAY. YOU WORK SO HARD AND ALWAYS GET THROUGH THE TOUGHEST MOMENTS WHEN YOU’RE DOWN. you deserve to be spoiled so I was like “someone’s gotta do it and I volunteer 😤”

It was so so nice to meet you (you’re so pretty 🥺) and your sister (she’s also pretty too! 🥺) (sorry is that weird to say pls say it isn’t you’re both just so cute-) and thank you so so much for taking a moment of your guys’ time to meet up with little ol me at the concert 🥺 😭 the gifts you got me in return were so cute I LOVE THEM.

THE WAY I BLANKED WHEN I SAW THE CATNAP PLUSH I WAS LIKE “CATN- WAIT HOW DID SHE KNOW ABOUT HIM-“ BUT HE’S SO CUTE. (I’d send but he’s still in my suitcase rn but I will be releasing him tonight >:3) AND THE KEYCHAINS?? HELLO?? I finally have mito merch and he’s so cute and soft 🥹 I kept playing with his ears like ajdjdjd boy you are SOFT UGH. AND THE SANDEOKI KEYCHAIN SOBBING ON THE FLOOR AGAIN. I had to put them on right away they absolutely completed my backpack for the concert. Thank you so so much 🥹

I LOVE YOU TOO AND I HOPE THESE CONTINUE TO BRING YOU LOTS OF HAPPINESS FOR A LONG TIME 💕 💗

i just wanted to make an appreciation post for the gifts my lovely friend and mootie roooo aka @roodles17 graciously bestowed upon me <333 you truly have no idea how nice it felt to meet you in person, talk face to face, and exchange presents 🥹💜 speaking of, you took my breath away with these treasures….. i’m about to gush so be warned…

i full on SCREAMED while going thru everything and my sister’s jaw was on the floor,, THE SAN PJS (that im currently wearing rn) made me cry ksksjw THE SPAM CATTT ARGEHHH SO CUTEEEE AND THE CAT COFFEE SOCKS LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU REMEMBERED I WORKED AT A COFFEE SHOP??? EVEN IF IT WASN’T INTENTIONAL I AM ,, AGAIN, CRYINGGGG BC OMFG I LOVE THEM 😭💕💕 AND THE CAT PIN!! IM PUTTING IT ON MY WORK VISOR STRAIGHT AWAY. THE SAN TOWARDS THE LIGHT MERCH LIKE HHSWHSHWHWHGW THANJ YOU HOLY FUCK AND OFC I CANT FORGET THE INSANELY FUCKING ADORABLE PHOTOCARDS THAT IM STILL SCREAMING IN MY HEAD ABOUT LIKE WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN WITH THOSE??? ??? KITTY FUCKING SAN MY BELOVEDDDDD IM ALMOST TEMPTED TO EITHER SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS OR SWALLOW THEM WHOLE OUT OF PURE EXCITEMENT……. BLOND SANNNN WSHSJEHWJWH ROCKY SAN LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING GG AND HEART SANNIEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE*huff huff* THE SUMMER PHOTOBOOK SAN PC AGAHWHGWGW AND THE WORK BUTTERFLY PC THAT IVE BEEN PINING OVER FOR WEEKS NOW…. HOW DID YOU KNOW? ARE YOU IN MY HEAD??? SHWJWJHEHWJ I AM HYSTERICAL — NO IM DEAD ACTUALLY BC FUCKINGGGGGG DINO ONESIE SAN??????? PRICELESS. BURY ME WITH MY SAN PHOTOCARDS PLEASE <3333 I CANT EVEN EXPRESS TO YOU HOW TRULY THANKFUL I AM FOR THESE GIFTS AND YOUR FRIENDSHIP ;^; ILY ROO!!!!!!

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Here's a question--what do you think Sephiroth have been like with a completely normal life?

Let's go with the absolute best case scenario--Happy, loving family, no affiliation with Shinra or their stupid war, no Jenova cells, no mommy issues, etc.

-Seph would have grown up tall, brunette, and probably not as much of a bulky tank as he is as a soldier. This Seph is lithe and certainly physically impressive, but lacking in the general physical intimidation of his alternative self. Plus no more kitty eyes 😔

-Personality-wise, Seph is still introverted, but definitely not as awkward or as "troubled" as his Shinra counterpart. He isn't exactly quiet, but he still is a bit less inclined to participate in big social gatherings. He prefers just having a few close friends, with whom he's a lot more relaxed and open around.

-Less anxious. No more social pressure or expectations so he's a lot more at ease. He's long since embraced his identity and has a clearer picture of who he wants to be. He can still be selfish and impulsive, but he is no longer paranoid of people or society as a whole.

-He's actually REALLY flirty around the right people and has a smug, playful streak. Takes great pleasure in hitting on people to see how flustered they get. This often drives his boyfriend crazy.

-Smirky little shit. Think his insane-self, but without the malice. He loves pulling covert pranks and irritating people in the subtlest of ways. And is childishly amused at the STUPIDEST of jokes. But hey, he's actually laughing so that's a good thing at least.

-Is the goodest of good boy sons. Loves his parents fiercely and would die for them without question. Of course he's a Mama's boy. But family is an extremely integral part of his identity and he is ferociously devoted to protecting them. This includes siblings if he has them.

-His hobbies are reading, sunbathing, star-gazing, and scrapbooking different species of plants and animals. He loves spending lots of quiet time alone out in the woods just exploring the area. He very strongly appreciates nature and gets pissed when he sees people ruining it.

-Is generally pretty calm and chill. But he also has that same hair trigger temper and can be very stubborn. That's when he can seem cold and aloof, though mostly it's a big huffy temper tantrum here.

-He has the same critical eye for strategy and battle, though they are now utilized in harmless, non threatening ways here. Sephiroth's extremely inquisitive and intelligent and often looks for ways to take things apart to figure out how they work. But this is a lot healthier in that he's just pursuing his basic interests instead of looking for creative ways to smite the enemy.

-Is literally Just Some Guy now. And perfectly happy to be so!