#preteengrunkles

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Imagine this, okay? Just imagine that the Grunks randomely wake up and they're the same age as Dipper and Mabel. No one knows why or how, but it's DEFINITELY Ford's fault. Now, they don't know right away. All they know at first is that their backs don't hurt. They feel rested. Then, Stan realizes he can see without his glasses. He tries them anyway, and they're blurry as hell. "Ugh, what the fuck?" He grumbles, then stops. His voice is WAY higher than it should be. Come to think of it, everything in the room is TALLER than it should be. He looks down at himself. His shirt's too big and his sweatpants are falling off. He rushes to the full-length mirror on his wall. He catches a full view of the Ghost from Grunkles past. There's a loooong pause, then:

"STANFORD FILBRICK PINES, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"