#pregnant remus

[theresthesnitch]

Chapter 7: Lemons

Written for @mixed-up-writer-fest with @krethes. No preview today because.... you'll see.

Read the entire chapter here.

[m00neroni]

if there is a will, there should be a way

[httpvomitello]

Don't Trust Sirius Black *⁠.⁠✧

Summary: Sirius Black was given one simple task: keep an eye on his friend's daughter. Easy, right? Wrong. Because Sirius, being Sirius, completely ignored the part where you told him you were taking her to visit Lily. So when he and Remus go to check on the baby and find the crib empty, pure chaos ensues.

dad!remus lupin x f!mom reader

It all started because Sirius Black and your husband Remus Lupin had the attention span of a goldfish.

"I'm taking her to visit Lily today," you had told them that morning while adjusting your daughter’s tiny socks. "I'll be back before dinner."

Sirius, however, was deeply engaged in a passionate debate with Remus about the correct way to make tea.

"Milk first is barbaric, Moony," he declared, waving his arms around like a madman.

Remus rolled his eyes. "It’s science, Padfoot. The hot tea scalds the milk otherwise."

"And I refuse to drink anything that sounds like a crime scene."

You had just sighed. “Okay, well, I’m leaving now.”

“Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever,” Sirius mumbled, not even glancing at you.

Remus at least had the decency to kiss you goodbye, but clearly, Sirius had absorbed none of the conversation.

Which led to the disaster a few hours later.

Remus stretched from his seat, glancing at the clock. “It’s about time to feed her.”

Sirius, now lounging upside-down on the couch like some sort of oversized bat, flipped through a Quidditch magazine. "Yeah, I’ll grab her."

He rolled off the couch (gracefully, of course—definitely not with an embarrassing thud) and strolled toward the nursery.

He opened the door.

He blinked.

He rubbed his eyes.

He looked again.

The crib was empty.

Sirius Black, infamous Marauder, Animagus, and all-around chaos gremlin, screamed like a dying banshee.

"REMUS!!!"

Remus shot to his feet, nearly tripping over the coffee table. “What? What?”

"THE BABY!" Sirius shrieked, hair now sticking up like a mad scientist’s. "THE BABY IS GONE!"

Remus paled instantly. “What do you mean gone?!”

“I MEAN SHE WAS HERE AND NOW SHE’S NOT,” Sirius wailed, already sprinting around the house like a headless chicken.

Cue complete and utter chaos.

Remus tore through the house, checking every room with military precision.

Sirius?

Sirius was on another level.

He flung open the pantry. “Maybe she learned how to crawl super fast and is hiding with the snacks?!”

Remus did not dignify that with a response.

Sirius lifted the couch cushions. “WHAT IF SHE SHRUNK HERSELF?”

“She’s not a teacup, Sirius!”

“YOU DON’T KNOW THAT, MOONY!”

They were seconds away from performing a full-scale international manhunt when Sirius dramatically collapsed onto the floor.

“She’s gone,” he whispered, staring at the ceiling. “I lost her. I LOST THE BABY. Y/N IS GOING TO MURDER ME. AND THEN SHE WILL REVIVE ME JUST TO MURDER ME AGAIN.”

Sirius groaned, gripping the sides of his head. “Oh my Merlin, James is never going to let me babysit Harry again—”

“James?” Remus’s voice cracked. “I’m never going to let you babysit anyone again!”

Remus took a deep breath, trying to gather some calm, running his hands through his hair. “Okay. Okay. We need to stay calm—”

"CALM?!" Sirius shrieked, flailing like a distressed seagull. "REMUS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALM IN MY LIFE!"

And just as Remus was about to completely lose his mind—

The front door opened.

“Merlin, what a day,” you sighed, stepping inside.

Both men froze.

You blinked at them. They looked down at your daughter, who was perfectly happy in your arms, chewing on her tiny fingers.

“…Why do you both look like you’ve seen a ghost?”

Sirius made a strangled sound, clutching his chest like he had just fought death itself.

Remus, still processing the trauma he had just endured, exhaled sharply. “Where—where were you?”

You frowned. "With Lily. I told Sirius this morning."

Slowly, very slowly, Remus turned to Sirius, his eye twitching. "You knew?"

Sirius blinked. Then blinked again. Then—

“OH FOR MERLIN’S SAKE,” he wailed, flopping onto the couch in agony. “I DIDN’T KNOW—I MEAN I KNEW, BUT I DIDN’T KNOW I KNEW!”

You crossed your arms. "I told you both, but you were too busy arguing about tea."

Remus groaned, rubbing his temples like he had the world's worst headache.

Sirius flailed dramatically. “I FELT MY SOUL LEAVE MY BODY.”

You rolled your eyes, stepping forward to kiss Remus on the cheek before sitting beside him. “Well, now you know how I feel every time I leave her alone with you.”

Sirius grumbled something unintelligible.

Remus finally exhaled, running a hand through his hair before leaning down to press a kiss to his daughter’s forehead. “I think I lost ten years off my life just now,” he mumbled.

The baby just giggled again, completely oblivious to her father’s near-death experience.

Sirius groaned from the floor. “Can we all just agree that we never tell James about this?”

You and Remus exchanged a look.

“Oh, absolutely telling James,” you said in unison.

Sirius whined dramatically, but despite his theatrics, his heart was still hammering in his chest.

[lesbojournals]

Hi Liz! I’ve just read your poly!marauders pregnancy fic and I love it! Your reading is stunning!

I’m here with a special request… I was wondering if you could write a poly!marauders x fem!reader where reader is acting weird and distant and the boys are worried and at the end she was hiding a huge secret, a pregnancy. She was scared they wouldn’t want a baby but they all ended up really happy about it? Just some slight angst with happy ending. ❤️

a/n: hi anon! i did put a little bit of my own twist to this, hope that's okay!

Poly!Marauders x Pregnant!Reader

It had only been two days. In fact, it was only the beginning of the second day. 

One full day and some hours since you found out you were pregnant.

One full day and some hours since you started ignoring your boys.

What else were you to do? It was a complete surprise. You'd never even discussed having a baby together, let alone if they even want children.

After taking your pregnancy test, you bolted out of your shared flat with no explanation, driving yourself to the beach so you could have a long cry.

Each boy texted you separately and called you separately, various times. You ignored every call.

I'll be home soon. Staying at my parents for the night. is what you texted in your shared chat. 

You weren't lying…yet. Just withholding information.

As you had driven up to your parents house you felt the tears all ready to burst. The shocked look on your mom’s face when you were at the door was enough for her to bring you in and comfort whatever you were going through. You had told her your secret, and she admitted the boys reached out to her in concern. You fell asleep on your parents’ couch in distress.

One day and a few hours is when you woke up. You scrolled through your phone. Missed texts from Remus, missed calls from Sirius, voicemails from James. 

“You're going to have to tell them, you know.” Your mom entered the living room with a cup of tea for you. 

You gratefully took it and sat up, shaking your head. Your hand went to your stomach without thinking. 

“I know,” You said, starting to feel worked up again. “I know.”

It was an hour or so later of your mom giving you the confidence to tell your boyfriends that led you to dial Remus’ number. 

“Honey?! Oh, my love, are you okay?!”

“Is that her??”

“Give me the phone!!”

The voices of your boyfriends rang through the speaker, and you sighed with a shaky voice. 

“Can you guys meet me at the beach? We need to talk.”

It was James that broke the silence that took place after you spoke. 

“Yea, of course darling. Be there in 10?”

You felt tears dripping down your face. “Mm-hm. Love you. Bye.”

Three “Love you”s chorused through the phone. You hung up quickly and held your face in your hands as you cried. Your mom rubbed your back encouragingly.

“Love, it'll go okay. And if it doesn't I'll be right here for you.”

That brought you to arriving at the beach. Your mom drove you because of how emotionally distressed you were, not being able to control your tears. 

You saw James’ car in the lot and took a deep breath as you rubbed your eyes. 

“You got this sweet pea.” Your mom gave you a shoulder squeeze.

You hesitantly exited the car and watched as the boys did the same. 

They looked broken. Remus was unusually dressed in sweats and one of Sirius’ shirts and looked like he hadn't slept. James eyes were bloodshot and cheeks pink. Sirius, on the other hand, had a dangerous look on his face, borderline between looking like he'd scream or cry.

“Where have you been?!” He came off intimidating, eyes glossy. You flinched at his tone, leading Remus to step in front of him.

He grabbed your hands. “Dovey, why did you leave?”

You looked up at his hazel eyes, noticing James holding Sirius in a side hug behind Remus. 

“I…I…” Your voice cracked and you felt hot tears slide down your cheeks. 

Remus rubbed your hands gently with his thumbs. 

You let out a desperate cry and looked down at the ground. “I'm pregnant. I’m keeping it.”

With that Remus let go of your hands, and you felt your world collapse. You started to cry harder, about to bring your arms around your body to hug yourself before a body slammed into yours, grasping you tightly.

“Oh, love…” Sirius spoke into your neck. 

You looked up in shock at James and Remus, both looking utterly surprised. 

James stuttered as he spoke. “I, you, we are going to have a baby?”

“You guys are staying with me?” You asked, uncertain.

Sirius whipped from the crook of your neck to grab your face with both of his hands. 

“Is that what you thought dolly? That we wouldn't stay with you!!” He almost seemed hysteric at the thought.

You shrugged. 

“Oh sweetheart…” Remus spoke quiet. 

Before you knew it Remus and James both joined you in your hug, holding onto you tightly.

James was the one who broke it apart. “I just, I can't believe it.”

He grabbed your shoulders and gave them a gentle shake. “We’re going to be parents!!”

You blinked and James had you up in the air, swinging you around in a circle as Remus fretted and Sirius laughed. “We’re gonna be parents!!!”

[pilim]

cw: pregnant reader, fm!reader, anxious Remus, caring Remus, young Remus, fluff.

tw: —

summary: the reader is eight months pregnant and Remus is very worried about them. sometimes even neglecting sleep.

After the news of your pregnancy broke, Remus became more than protective. It was as if a multitude of worms of doubt were swarming under his skin, roughly and greedily eating away at his flesh.

Milk, nappies, cribs, first baby teeth, colic in the stomach, rashes, baby powders... and the possible risk of being infected with lycanthropy. This point unnerved Remus the most and he spent many hours in the library to find out whether this disease can be passed on by inheritance. You had to personally pull your husband out from under the mountains of scrolls so that he could finally straighten his hunched back and eat. Only thanks to your persuasion, a couple of books with several hundred pages each and encouragement from Sirius and James, Remus with difficulty but still managed to put his paranoia on his plan.

Nevertheless, he did not stop treating you as the most gentle creature in the world, especially before the full moon.

The darkness of the bedroom enveloped you like a warm cocoon. You quietly exhaled in your sleep, pulling the blanket tighter over yourself. Because of your rounded belly, sleeping anywhere other than on your back or side was simply impossible. Remus had not closed his eyes that night. He had been lying awake for about two hours. His body ached from fatigue, his leaden head drooped toward the feather pillow. Remus sighed hoarsely, his rough lips tenderly leaving a kiss on the crown of your head, cheek, shoulder. His hands, covered with a bandage, gently stroked your belly. The weight of the child inside you made Remus get goosebumps. The sweetness of anticipation when a small child should finally be born mixed with the fear of responsibility, leaving a bittersweet taste on his tongue. Remus squinted, burying his face in the neck of his beloved.  She smells of lavender, milk, and something else that Remus can’t quite place. Perhaps this is the specific smell of pregnancy. He ponders, then kisses the soft skin again, pressing it as close as possible, as if she could escape from him. Sleepiness falls on him like a soft lump, but Remus doesn’t allow himself to relax completely. He listens attentively to her every breath, to every contraction of her heart.

Slender fingers gently bury themselves in honey-colored hair. You turn your head towards your husband with difficulty, blinking sleepily. The shaky veil of sleep still fetters your mind, but nevertheless you smile tenderly.

- “Why aren’t you sleeping, Wolfie? Is something wrong?”

Remus shuddered, turning his head towards you. He gently cupped your cheeks in his hands, gently stroking them.

— “No, no, nothing. Everything is fine, sweetheart. Did I wake you?”

You shake your head, slightly raising yourself to be more comfortable.

— "No, you didn't wake me. Everything is fine."

You gently stroke Remus' head, kissing his rough cheek.

— "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Remus sighs heavily, pressing his forehead to yours. He feels a little ashamed of his anxiety, because he should be your support, your confidence. Even though Remus doesn't answer, you understand everything at first glance. Smiling softly, you put your hands on Remus's shoulders.

— "I know, Wolfie. You're worried again, aren't you? Come here."

Remus leans into the touch without thinking, softly moaning. Your hands always instill calm, a sense of security and trust in his heart. He wants to curl up, completely dissolve in her arms filled with warmth.

— "Sorry"

— "Nothing. Sleep, my silly Wolfie. You need strength"

Soft lips touch the place where, according to legend, a person's third eye is hidden. The wind outside the window sings a lullaby as two souls fall asleep.

ps: i don't really like the result, but let's accept it. sorry for any mistakes.

[keeper-of-oddities]

Barty and Evan fuck NASTY but when they first get with Remus they have the most vanilla sex with him so they don't scare him off to only find out he is a Freak.

Remus' only reservation about having the kinkiest sex imaginable with them is getting attached (Evan and Barty are planning their entire future with him, including children's names)

[remus-poopin]

Wait am I alone here?? Personally I love viewing the marauders + snape as sexist in some shape or form,, do people hate this?

[soup-of-the-daisies]

just saw a tiktok claiming both harry and remus were in the wrong during the “it’s what your father would’ve wanted”-scene in DH, because harry was arguing from the perspective of a nuclear family dynamic (which supposedly doesn’t make sense because “he should believe those are lies with his experiences”) and because remus was only thinking about himself (with the arguably good reminder that tonks was in danger being pregnant in general; like the harm was done, and running away wouldn’t have helped). though i vaguely agree, i think the tiktoker missed one point: it takes two to tango.

remus is the one who knocked tonks up. they had sex and she got pregnant, and that half-werewolf child is half-werewolf because a werewolf (remus lupin) gave the foetus half his dna. he’s the father. they got in that highly dangerous situation together (what with bellatrix thinking about killing tonks and still-cooking teddy) because they had sex and that resulted in a pregnancy. like i cannot stress this enough, remus did half of the work for the conception.

and that’s where i only vaguely agree with the video, because harry wasn’t arguing from a corner of romanticising the nuclear family—he was arguing with his parents and sirius in mind, that a parent should only abandon their child when they’re dead. because it’s not abandonment at that point, it’s death. and remus decided to run until he got the sense knocked into him by a 17 year old kid who didn’t have any parents because his parents died while actively being parents.

harry was in the right actually. a parent (biologically related or not) shouldn’t abandon their child unless they have no other choice.

[maladaptivewriting]

sometimes i wonder what it was like to be friends with tonks and getting to watch her develop a toxic obsession with a 30 something year old homeless man that was so intense that she lost the colors in her hair and her patronus changed….

like miss girl was being told no by this man and she was still like yes!! he finally married me after his last childhood friend and his last representation of safety in the wizarding world (dumbledore) were murdered! i finally locked him down!!

[theresthesnitch]

OH MY GOD IM ANOTHER ANON BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PREGNANT REMUS!!!!!IM ON MY KNEES WE NEED THEM LIKE WATER

Don’t make an on your knees joke, don’t make an on your knees joke, don’t make an on your knees joke…..

Listen, there’s no need to bet for another one. I love Pregnant Remus so much. This would be like… my third or fourth fic writing Pregnant Remus. He deserves to be knocked up and catered to while big and pregnant.

There’s just something about discussing omegaverse and promising to get on your knees… I’ll keep the jokes to myself though.

[m00neroni]

look at him right in the eye.

he is a bottom with a breeding kink who loves being pregnant

[httpvomitello]

Carrying More Than Your Love *⁠.⁠✧

sirius black x f!reader

Summary: Life with Sirius takes a new turn when you discover you’re pregnant.

(part 1)

The sun was warm, streaming through the sitting room window onto the tea set you had so carefully arranged. The cottage smelled of freshly brewed Earl Grey, and the table was adorned with mismatched cups, biscuits, and a small bouquet of wildflowers. You had spent the morning preparing, wanting everything to feel perfect—not just for the tea party, but for the moment you planned to finally tell Sirius the news.

He had no idea you were pregnant yet, and as nervous as you were to share it with him, you’d thought including your closest friends—James, Lily, and Remus—might soften the blow and make the moment more joyful.

"You’ve been fussing all morning, love," Sirius teased as he sauntered into the room, eyeing the setup. "What’s the occasion? Planning a wedding without telling me?"

"Don’t be ridiculous," you said, shooing him toward the door. "Everyone will be here soon. Go make yourself presentable, Sirius Black. You’ve got biscuit crumbs on your shirt."

He raised an eyebrow but smirked, heading toward the bedroom with a lazy wave of his hand.

When everyone arrived, the cottage filled with the familiar warmth of laughter and chatter. Sirius and James were already deep in a Quidditch debate while Lily and Remus sipped their tea, both throwing amused looks at their bickering friends. You sat quietly, your hands nervously twisting the hem of your dress as you tried to find the right moment to break the news.

Lily noticed your unease first, leaning over to whisper, "Are you alright, love? You’ve been awfully quiet."

You nodded, offering a tight smile. "Just... nervous, I suppose."

Before she could press further, Remus set his cup down and tilted his head, his gaze sharpening as he looked at you.

Then, out of nowhere, he smiled.

"Congratulations," he said warmly, his voice cutting through the room like a spell.

You froze, panic flooding you as all eyes turned to him.

"Congratulations for what?" Sirius asked, his grin faltering as he looked between you and Remus.

"For the baby," Remus said, his smile widening. He turned to Sirius, clapping him on the back. "I never thought you would be the first of us to be a father, mate."

The room went completely silent.

"What?" Sirius asked, his voice cracking slightly. His wide gray eyes snapped to yours, his expression a mix of confusion and shock.

You opened your mouth to explain, but before you could get a word out, Sirius’s face went pale.

"Oh, bloody hell," he muttered, swaying on his feet.

"Sirius?" James said, concern lacing his tone.

But before anyone could stop him, Sirius’s knees buckled, and he crumpled to the floor in a heap.

"Sirius!" you cried, jumping to your feet as James and Remus rushed to his side.

"Merlin’s beard," James said, kneeling next to his best friend and shaking his shoulder. "Sirius, wake up! Don’t tell me you fainted like some Victorian damsel."

"James, for goodness’ sake," Lily scolded, though she was clearly trying not to laugh as she crouched beside you.

After a few tense seconds, Sirius groaned, his eyes fluttering open. He looked up at the circle of worried faces, his gaze finally landing on you.

"You’re pregnant?" he croaked, his voice hoarse.

You nodded, biting your lip as tears welled in your eyes. "I am. I was trying to find the right moment to tell you..."

He sat up slowly, rubbing the back of his neck. "Well, that explains why my legs stopped working," he muttered, giving a weak laugh.

James burst into laughter, clapping Sirius on the back hard enough to nearly knock him over again. "You fainted, mate! Absolutely priceless. I’m never letting you live this down."

"James," Lily hissed, but even she was smiling.

Sirius ignored them, his focus entirely on you. He stood shakily, brushing off James and Remus’s attempts to steady him, and crossed the room to take your hands in his.

"You’re having my baby?" he asked again, as if he couldn’t quite believe it.

"I am," you said softly, tears slipping down your cheeks.

For a moment, he just stared at you, his gray eyes shimmering with unspoken emotion. Then, without warning, he let out a laugh—loud, joyful, and utterly Sirius.

"You’re amazing," he said, pulling you into his arms. He held you tightly, his lips pressing against your temple as he whispered, "And I’m going to be the best dad this little one could ever ask for. I swear it."

From behind you, James quipped, "Better start practicing, mate. Step one: work on not fainting."

"Shut it, Potter," Sirius shot back, though his grin never wavered.

[lesbojournals]

Poly!Marauders x Pregnant!Reader

You hummed gently as you rested on the couch, feet propped up on an ottoman. Your eyes were closed in content as you timidly rubbed your very pregnant stomach. 

“Comfortable darling?” You opened your eyes to see Remus leaning against the doorway.

You smiled at him, still humming, and nodded. 

He came over to sit next to you, taking your hand in his to hold. “What’re you humming?”

“Just a silly song,” You answered quietly. “I want the baby to like music.”

Remus nodded in understanding, rubbing his thumb in circles on your hand. “I’ve started a kettle–care for a cup?”

You sighed blissfully, nodding. “That would be lovely.”

Remus went to get up, and you gripped his hand to stop him. 

“Not yet.” You answered the raised eyebrow he gave you. “Feel.”

You took his hand and guided it to your stomach, letting him feel the baby kick. 

He gaped in complete shock, reaching his other hand out to feel the kick again. 

“How long?” He couldn’t take his eyes off of your stomach.

You smiled at him. “Not long. Happened right before you came in. Think it’s the humming that brings the baby joy.”

“Sirius and James are going to be livid they were at rugby practice and not here.” He replied, surprised expression still adorning his face.  

You chuckled. “They’ll survive.”

When James and Sirius did come home from rugby practice, Remus was the one who excitedly shared the news of the baby kicking.

“And you didn’t call!!” Sirius exclaimed, dropping his bag on the floor to run to where you were still laid on the couch.

You giggled into your cup of tea as Sirius stood in front of you timidly. James approached slowly behind him, brown eyes big and wide. 

“Here,” You spoke, handing Remus your tea and reaching for both James and Sirius’ hands. 

You placed them on your stomach and started to hum lowly, waiting for the kick. Within the next few seconds, you felt the baby kick at your stomach, and your smile grew on your face. You looked up to the boys and saw James had an even bigger smile than you did on his face. Sirius looked shocked, eyes glassy.

“Siri?” You tilted your head as your gaze softened. “What’s wrong honey?”

He sniffled, using his other hand to wipe at his nose. “Nothing, nothing…it’s just really exciting.”

“Aw, my love,” James let go of your stomach to grab Sirius into a large hug. 

Remus helped you up from the couch as the two of you joined the hug. 

You hummed as you felt the embrace of your lovers and your soon-to-come baby kick. You loved your little family.

[lynxindisguise]

ok but what if remus is a trans man and tonks knocked him up by metamorphing into a man have we considered this

[del-stars]

Full moon remus is just your average guy on his period

he is litr just dealing with cramps and mood swings on his period….. and then post-moon he is ovulating

[wylanlupin]

February 26th | Passion | 185 words | @wolfstarmicrofic

Music was coming out of big speakers and Sirius was dancing in front of a big mirror with 20 children trying to imitate his moves.

“Little more energy!” They called out, swinging his hip even wilder. Remus sat comfortably in his chair, watching his boyfriend teach all those children his new choreography.

Sirius always loved to dance and he loved children. In the beginning, it was just Harry and some of the Weasley children, but more friends and later Harry’s little sister, Charlotte, also joined.

Remus can’t wait to see them dancing with their own child in their flat. He laid his hand flat on his swollen tummy and couldn’t stop smiling.

“George, more passion, please! Watch my moves closely. And one, and two, and one two three four!” The song started again and Sirius wiggled his bum, watching the kids in the mirror giving it their all.

“Harry, that looked awesome! And now this part, one, two, three, four and again!”

Remus looked back down at the book in his hand and went back to reading it, the loving smile never leaving his lips.