#preet squeaks

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Lian Song: Donghua Dijun. A great fighter who walked back from the battlefields covered in blood. A great fighter who wouldn't move his eyebrows at the immense amount of blood and injuries he suffered. A true warrior who deserve the title of Emperor of heaven and earth.

Donghua Dijun not ten minutes later : I cant move, please come over here Xiao Bai. "Winces" at the bandage over his wound. Literally gets FJ to hold him and sing to him and coddle him whenever he can.

I stan one former emperor acting like a baby to get some love and attention from the love of his life. 😍😍😍😍🤧🤧🤧

[lavinia-ollivander]

The crack of her apparition filled the halls with a sudden burst. As if it had been fueled by her rage alone, echoing through the entire house. "Atticus!” Her voice bellowed, no concern for her sister-in-law or her nephew. Her mind had been fixated on her brother. The compact rage of everything he’d ever done in the name of protecting her finally released with one action. One small vow bringing her to her breaking point. “Atticus!” She called again, waving off the scrambled house elf who had come to try and shush her. Her attention only slightly distracted as Preet joined in, a few squeaked ‘Mistress’es distracting her for a moment from her hell bent tirade.

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DongFeng Headcanons

Headcanons coming to you from @m-mimima and @lovesasusaku12 . Because we love the DongFeng couple and need more than what the show gave us. Though we were blessed with a lot.  

Both Dong Hua and Fj are super thirsty for each other and some of the women try to shift into FJ. Dong Hua catches on pretty quickly and questions them about all the things they did/do. He usually is still pretty ice face unless FJ is around and then all of his attention is on her. Everyone is confused af about this powerful, stoic god who is putty in FJ’s hands. 

Fj likes to hang out with new immortal General Ye, but she always makes sure that DH is around and flatters him a bit more than usual. Dh likes Ye, just not around his wife. 

Fj becomes more mature, but she is still FJ through and through. She still loves to play pranks and is super flustered when DH calls her Fu Ren. 

If anyone tries to bully Fj or say anything about DH or her family, she reminds them who her husband is. She is pretty powerful on her own, but there are some people that don’t listen to her. DH always shows up and silently supports her. 

After the ending of pillow book, DH and Fj finally get married. Dh personally issues a statement saying that he will destroy anyone that dares to stop or interrupt the ceremony. Needless to say, the ceremony goes well and they are finally together “officially”. 

DH being a baby and calling FJ back for slight injuries. She doesn’t really mind and loves to be around him. 

Zhi He dies when she comes back for visits and sees Dh and FJ together and tries to get in between them, but Dh stops her and is like why are you coming in between me and Fu Ren. FJ always gets flustered when Dh calls her Fu Ren. DF love to sit together at banquets and she serves him food and he ignores everyone but her and likes to tuck flowers in her hair. Fj gets sad thinking about Aranya, but DH reminds Fj that the failed fate brought them together. 

DH and Fj have three kids, two boys and a girl. DH slightly favors his little girl because she is basically a mini FJ. Fj and baby girl usually fight over who gets to sit in DH’s lap (in fox form). 

Dh is forever sad at missing Fj’s pregnancy with gun gun. So he keeps FJ close during her subsequent ones and is a super attentive husband. He likes to burns summons from the heavenly king for meetings, so FJ just goes with him. But he pays more attention to her and stops meetings to get something that FJ wants, and guilt trips fj with him missing Gun gun’s time. He hugs gun gun a little bit tighter and dotes on him too. 

The third pregnancy (baby girl) is the hardest on FJ. At night, she likes to grab DH’s hand and tells him to tell his restless child to stop and let her rest. He replies with “this one takes after their mother in being restless” but dies happily on the inside. 

Dongfeng babies are usually well behaved and the entire Bai family is astounded. But since they are the kids of two trolls,they love to pull pranks and never get caught. DH loves to join in the pranks. 

The babies join Dh in the meetings. He loves wearing the baby in slings and curl up against him when they are older.  If anyone gets too rowdy, then he points to the baby sling and tells them to settle down and not wake his kids. 

DH loving his family and having family dinners even after the kids grow up. He loves having his family surrounding him because he has been alone for way too long. He also makes sure that all of his family is protected. He doesn’t hover, but makes sure that they are okay. 

Dijun loves to spoil his daughter and carries her everywhere either in his arms or sitting on his shoulders. He teaches his daughter how to play Go and she eventually beats LS (as a small baby). Dh tells her to call LS “nephew” because he lost. Zhong Lin comes to tell him that FJ is calling the baby and DH is like *___*, I’ll take her. 

FJ uses her babies to get out of trouble. They usually just show up and say “Grandpa” and BOOM, forgiven. #noshame 

The DF babies are both mentally and emotionally smart. They are well behaved, but very naughty. They and BQ’s kids cause so much mischief. They love to prank Si Ming, who just accepts his fate. 

Everyone likes to cling onto FJ and she is all “I love you all, but i have stuff to do. When did i become the responsible one?” =_=“.

The sky kingdom is a lively place due to all the little ones (Df, BQ, and LS and Cheng yu’s kids). The girls have tea parties at Tai Chen Palace and FJ makes them pastries and DH provides the tea and hangs out for a bit with them. 

Zhi He dies every time she comes to visit and sees the df babies. She knows that she can’t do anything to them bc Dijun will not stand for it. Whenever Zhi he tries to pull anything, the babies call her Grumpy Old aunty instead of just aunt. She also dies seeing the (df) baby girl looking a lot like a mini fj. 

Xiao Yan joining the babysitting squad (He is always supervised with the kids). Dh’s baby girl develops a baby crush on Yan yan and Dh loses his mind and tells her no she doesn’t like him like that. Dh stays a little jealous of Xiao Yan and FJ is ???. 

DF’s daughter grows up to be a beauty (after her mother) and Dh threatens any suitors with his sword (he’s not subtle about it). LS uses his friendship with Dh to threaten away his daughter’s suitors. 

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Can fate let ancient deities who have finally found their lady loves be with them and witness the births of their firstborn children!??!?!

Or at least have them be a cute family for like 10+ eps instead of just 10 mins?!?!? I want to see them, both novels and dramas, be a cute family. I want more romantic times after all the delicious angst that they are put through. Jsmsmsmnsdn.

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Imagine the ladies (Shao Wan, Feng Jiu, Cheng Yu, Bai Qian, and the Netherworld sisters) wanting a ladies' night that basically is them getting wasted and gossiping about anything and everything.

While the men sit in the other part of the palace and bascially do the same thing (Dong Hua, Mo Yuan, Yeh Hua, Lian Song, Bai Zhen, Zhe Yan, Zhong Lin, and Si Ming). Except they take their time, unlike the women whose goal is to relieve stress.

The men trying to convince the boys (A Li and Gun Gun) to stay with them bc they know their wives when they get wasted. The boys refuse and win on the ground of "someone has to be reasonable and let you know if/when their moms get up and start destroying the palace they are drinking in/at". They do eventually go and get their dads and the others when it is obvious that the women are about to start some reckless behavior.

Bai Qian and Ye Hua are the couple that cant get enough of each other... if yall know what I mean... Poor A li had to spend time with his uncles.

We all know what kind of drunk that Cheng Yu is and Lian Song is always down for his wife.....

I dont know much about Shao Wan, but i think she would be a rowdy drunk as opposed to calm, cool Mo Yuan. The disciples of Kunlun Mountain are used to their Master's wife..

Dong Hua loves his drunk wife. Feng Jiu is pretty rowdy too at first, but after a while of being carried by Dong Hua, she says says something so loving and heartfelt that Dong Hua just melts. *Cue drunk Lady Jiu scene from eternal love of dream but DH snuggles next to his now asleep wife* Sorry Gun Gun, looks like it is sleepover time with A Li and great uncles for you too.

(Honorable additions to the men squad are Xiao Yan, Su Moye, Xie Gu Cho, and New immortal Ye)

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Can some wonderful soul translate the pillow book extra chapter that said that Donghua came back to court just to show off a robe that Fj made for him? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

My google translate didnt translate it properly so there are a little gaps in what is being said.

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It is missing Eternal Love of Dream hours. I WANT MORE Vengo Gao and Dilraba Dilmurat together doing historical/ancient chinese/ or anything PLEASE. ldskfjkdljfdjfdjfj

I do miss the rest of the cast too!!! BRING THEM BACK AND GIVE ME 10000000000000 more eps. 

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After 20 eps of The Rise of the Phoenixes. Im about to restart bc i did NOT enjoy it as i should the first time. Plus i miss the pathetic bitch act Ning Yi was pulling at the start.

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Having multiple blogs mean that I run out of reblogs very often bc I have no life and I am always on here. What I’m trying to say is that I will be cleaning out my likes tomorrow, so besides the daily tags i have, i will focus on cleaning my likes out. If i have some reblogs left, I will reblog new stuff. I really really want to clean out my likes. All my stuff will be tagged, so please make sure that your filters are on to backlist any unwanted things. 

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I’m dying laughing imagining the amount of sass that Shao Wan is going to bring to the universe. She’s the sass master Dong Hua’s bestie and his entire in laws are sassy? You have Fj, Bai Qian , Bai Zhen, Zhe Yan? Not to mention, their friends, Cheng Yu and Lian Song. THE BABIES A li and Gun Gun? Lord help the heavens for the amount of sass that is going to be present. 

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I LOVE SHAO WAN!!

Tang Qi, please bless us with more Shao Wan!

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For the sake of mental health, Ill probaby will be posting less or be here to post and something. I will be answering messages and tags, but for the most part i need to step away for a little bit. Stay safe and informed. X

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Hello. X

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To all content creators (artists, writers, and etc.), yall are much, much more dear than anything you create. Speaking as someone who only contributes as a fan, we dont mind if you don't constantly create anything to consume. From me, seeing y'all reblog and be happy just being here means more than what y'all contribute. Thank you so much for it, but dont feel pressured to constantly create. Take a breather, enjoy yourselves! We love and appreciate the people behind the content as well. Love y'all and thank you!!

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Just started the long ballad and yes.

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I JUST FINISHED THE LONG BALLAD AND AM SOBBING LISTENING TO THE OST. HELP.