#precooking

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The knowing how (to live well)  

[julianoh]

Homemade Lasagna Sheets These homemade fresh lasagna noodles are easier to make than you think with just 4 simple ingredients: Italian-style flour, eggs, salt, and water. 2.25 cups Italian-style tipo 00 flour plus additional for dusting, 1 tablespoon water as needed, 3 large eggs, 1 pinch salt

[arinmoss]

it's Hispanic heritage month so if you want to help out this trans latino artist, i have a paypal.me and a kofi! (personally prefer payments through paypal.me since there's no fee but whichever works for you!)

PayPal.Me

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[kamil-a]

same principle as "if i say goodnight and you see me reblogging things thats different" if i say im too tired to interact w ppl but you see me talking specifically about the latest hyperfixation thats different

[anadorablekiwi]

*the fam making pizzas for dinner*

Me: ow, how did i cut myself? (tiny little spot on my pinky knuckle)

Mom: on a can, probably

Pseudo: i guess we Can’t be sure

~couple minutes later~

Pseudo: im always worried about under-cheesing my pizza

Me: just tell it some puns and youre good to go :3

[general-george-washington]

i did not go into making this thinking it was going to look good, but it looks worse than I thought it was gonna

[doyoueverwonderwhy]

I had planned a girls' night with a couple of friends - we were gonna potluck some soup and bread and a fall treat, and do that thing where you paint spooky things on thrift store paintings.

Then one friend had a mild spiral and the other is dealing with big family stuff (and also showed up today directly from therapy #therapyhangover) so I got to literally be like "I'm farthest from a meltdown in this group this week so just show up at my house and I'll take care of the rest".

So instead I made a chicken pot pie-type thing and a tube of Pillsbury pumpkin spice rolls, and we worked on some paint-by-numbers I got at target, and had Hocus Pocus 2 playing in the background, and it was just what we needed.

[stormysprite]

I have a specific and intense craving for Bob Evans’s mac and cheese

[shogas]

i looove when microwave meal instructions tell you to "use a food thermometer to make sure the food is 1 trillion degrees" girl if i have to eat this chicken nugget half frozen i will

[s0fter-sin]

y’all i just made garlic bread pizza, do this, do this immediately

[vulpixelates]

we have been venturing into getting pre-prepared meals that get thrown into the slow cooker and it is really a glimpse into how the other side lives. my fellow white people truly do eat the most bland food glfkfjd the reviews all said this specific brand was so flavorful but my wife has been adding a BUNCH of extra seasoning after the first one was so underseasoned and somehow it still isn't enough. how do people live like this.

my wife is currently fixing up the last one and was just like "if msg can't save this, nothing can" LFLFKFKD

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Success at cooking lies in measurements and the way things are done

[hertwood]

got myself a lil lobster for a late birthday treat i am overwhelmed with joy 🥹

[dallasoverdueessay]

i want a chicken sandwich so bad right now

[keebwee]

turns out microwave quinoa is actually pretty tasty at 3 am. yummy. better on the stove but i dont have the time nor energy

[ioannemos]

boss said i did well at work today again. since it was the eighth straight day of working after weeks of working three days at most and i spent it 99% of it on the line where i Did Not Want To Be, this compliment was a little hard to internalize