#precisely sir

[beastlyanachronism]

It's a fun theory but as a huge Once and Future King fan, I can confidently dispel the idea that Jeeves is Merlyn in one fell swoop: Merlyn canonically has terrible fashion sense and will wear robes with owl droppings on them. I don't care how many centuries have passed — that's not Jeeves.

However, Jeeves could well be Merlyn's son or brother, which frankly gets funnier the more you think about it

I love the idea that Bertie is directly descended from Prince Arthur. As has been pointed out, it doesn't make sense for this to make him the reincarnated King Arthur (why would he be his own descendant?) and besides, King Arthur is not meant to be reincarnated but rather to reappear from his hidden retreat

But still, if that direct royal line ends with Bertie, there could be a prophecy that he has to be the one to wake King Arthur (and Merlyn) from their slumber under the tor in Cornwall. And Jeeves, as Merlyns' relative, is just the person to help him.

The bottom line? I'm pretty sure this means than the Once and Future King is reawoken when a slightly foozled niblick shot sends a golf ball down a certain badger sett and bonks him on the noggin

Just when I thought I'd seen the end of wild fan theories in SH, I came across this one about Jeeves & Wooster.

I hereby declare it is hubris so much as to speculate that there is an end of wild fan theories.

[pocketwei]

collection of wanpis cards I made to send to my friends this new year <3

[inafieldofdaisies]

[bird-inacage]

Only Friends Episode 12 | "I dare you... to kiss Top."

I adore everything about this. How Mew was straight up like 'yeah, smush faces with my boyfriend for the lols', whilst Top is sitting there like 'why you betray me like this?'' Sand glancing at Ray first for his permission before he goes in with as much unhinged gusto as he can muster.

[beliscary]

look at him. he hasn't slept in three days bc he isn't ...impolitic about the emperor like his boyfriend is and he knows that when you strike at a king you must kill him

[tenth-sentence]

My friend, who loved above all things precision and concentration of thought, resented anything which distracted his attention from the matter in hand.

"The Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Treasury" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

He’s heard so much about winter...

(I ended up getting a little over excited while tv drawing and cleaned it up but I also still like the original sketch)

[rainystressed247]

An unexpected face appeared.

A what if Tales is a video game destined to a bad ending or alternatively I miss tales ok? T^T

[empressofmankind]

So, I am editing @tiredemomama and mine second chapter for Team Triassic. And I just wrote a single line that every single post doc is probably going to feel in their bones.

“He [Crocodile] actually threatened to sell his shares!” Masrani said in an affronted tone as he gestured at their surroundings. “Can you believe he would just unplug all this? Leave us limping and beggared??” Wu absolutely could. He’d written grants.

I am enjoying writing dr Wu wayyy too much, ngl. I get this man's frustrations with being surrounded by coorporate idiots soooooo much. I too, would set loose a giant ass murder reptile on them all if I could.

[aziraphalalala]

commas, those fuckers

[ci-ah]

you came to the wrong neighborhood 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[badolmen]

watching the twilight zone and seeing a character that is so autistic it’s hardly coded and the narrative treats him with such compassion in his introduction I can only hope his story ends as gently

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

looking at the AMH for the two medications I'm currently taking and it is very funny to me that the one I was just started on actually has no clinical indications for what my doctor told me it was for, and also has side effects other than what he told me

[blmpff]

12.06.2023

[frozenambiguity]

Ooc; Fun fact of the day number 2, but when I first saw Childe my inner Fashion King Critic Kaeya came out and just... looked at his boots in disgust. Like... «Um... Excuse me. What... are those...?»

[rhianwen24601]

Bought my first pack of cigarettes in 8 years, smoked two, and am now having some serious buyer's remorse.