#precisely sir

[beastlyanachronism]

It's a fun theory but as a huge Once and Future King fan, I can confidently dispel the idea that Jeeves is Merlyn in one fell swoop: Merlyn canonically has terrible fashion sense and will wear robes with owl droppings on them. I don't care how many centuries have passed — that's not Jeeves.

However, Jeeves could well be Merlyn's son or brother, which frankly gets funnier the more you think about it

I love the idea that Bertie is directly descended from Prince Arthur. As has been pointed out, it doesn't make sense for this to make him the reincarnated King Arthur (why would he be his own descendant?) and besides, King Arthur is not meant to be reincarnated but rather to reappear from his hidden retreat

But still, if that direct royal line ends with Bertie, there could be a prophecy that he has to be the one to wake King Arthur (and Merlyn) from their slumber under the tor in Cornwall. And Jeeves, as Merlyns' relative, is just the person to help him.

The bottom line? I'm pretty sure this means than the Once and Future King is reawoken when a slightly foozled niblick shot sends a golf ball down a certain badger sett and bonks him on the noggin

Just when I thought I'd seen the end of wild fan theories in SH, I came across this one about Jeeves & Wooster.

I hereby declare it is hubris so much as to speculate that there is an end of wild fan theories.

[inafieldofdaisies]

[bird-inacage]

Only Friends Episode 12 | "I dare you... to kiss Top."

I adore everything about this. How Mew was straight up like 'yeah, smush faces with my boyfriend for the lols', whilst Top is sitting there like 'why you betray me like this?'' Sand glancing at Ray first for his permission before he goes in with as much unhinged gusto as he can muster.

[beliscary]

look at him. he hasn't slept in three days bc he isn't ...impolitic about the emperor like his boyfriend is and he knows that when you strike at a king you must kill him

[tenth-sentence]

My friend, who loved above all things precision and concentration of thought, resented anything which distracted his attention from the matter in hand.

"The Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Treasury" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

He’s heard so much about winter...

(I ended up getting a little over excited while tv drawing and cleaned it up but I also still like the original sketch)

[empressofmankind]

So, I am editing @tiredemomama and mine second chapter for Team Triassic. And I just wrote a single line that every single post doc is probably going to feel in their bones.

“He [Crocodile] actually threatened to sell his shares!” Masrani said in an affronted tone as he gestured at their surroundings. “Can you believe he would just unplug all this? Leave us limping and beggared??” Wu absolutely could. He’d written grants.

I am enjoying writing dr Wu wayyy too much, ngl. I get this man's frustrations with being surrounded by coorporate idiots soooooo much. I too, would set loose a giant ass murder reptile on them all if I could.

[aziraphalalala]

commas, those fuckers

[ci-ah]

you came to the wrong neighborhood 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[badolmen]

watching the twilight zone and seeing a character that is so autistic it’s hardly coded and the narrative treats him with such compassion in his introduction I can only hope his story ends as gently

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

looking at the AMH for the two medications I'm currently taking and it is very funny to me that the one I was just started on actually has no clinical indications for what my doctor told me it was for, and also has side effects other than what he told me

[blmpff]

12.06.2023

[frozenambiguity]

Ooc; Fun fact of the day number 2, but when I first saw Childe my inner Fashion King Critic Kaeya came out and just... looked at his boots in disgust. Like... «Um... Excuse me. What... are those...?»

[parf-fan]

It has come to my attention that I have enough footage of shirtless Francis Drake to make a compilation.

[rhianwen24601]

Bought my first pack of cigarettes in 8 years, smoked two, and am now having some serious buyer's remorse.

[boogiewoogieweeb]

#he's good at his job! #crozier likes him! crozier chose him! #and any enabling of crozier happens because he lives and works in one of the most strictly hierarchical systems to ever exist #where dissidence can be a hanging offence! #and he's so! fucking! angry! about it #also having to deal with a spirit bear on top of everything #that makes you question the very fabric of the assumptions you once had about the world #also his cabin door is stuck!! #we talk a lot about jopson finally snapping and beginning to bite and kick #i really think he should invite edward to the inevitable breakdown - @maedhrus

listen i don't think edward little was actually a bad first lieutenant. when we see him in the first episode he's calm and confident. he does not say much but he's amiable enough. crozier likes him, and i don't think crozier would like anyone he doesn't think capable in some way. generally he's dependable and knows what he's doing. however unfortunately for edward he has these qualities because he has a major case of eldest daughter syndrome, which means he both wants to please his mum (crozier) and has an overdeveloped sense of responsibility for his younger siblings (crew), so when they get stuck in the ice and crozier starts going (more) alcoholic, he enables his mum bc he doesn't want to disappoint her even if he doesn't agree with her, and he has to pick up the tasks and care for his siblings she's not doing, but he can't let his siblings know about their mum's situation because they'll get worried and restless. and like a true eldest daughter he has to bear the brunt of mummy's anger for being a disappointment but he also doesn't want to seek refuge with the man she divorced (fitzjames) because that feels like a betrayal. also while this is going on there is a giant bear who hunts his siblings for sport so they're dying left and right and also a changeling master manipulator who's making his siblings mad at their mum and who wants to fuck said mum before eating her like some sort of praying mantis. anyway i think i would start being miserable and anxious too.