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Eka's Portal the special interest website that literally nobody uses.
#ekas portal#unreasonable#conspiracy theorist#egotistical#aggressive behavior#delusion of grandeur#actually paranoid#hate crimes#living in denial#derogatory#inciting violence#attention seeking#opinionated#npc irl#self isolating#turophobia#no offline friends#lives alone#condescending#screams at neighbors#prank calls 911 for companionship#lives off their parents money#lives in their parents house#suspicious of nature#midlife virgin#hates everything but dogs#sometimes also hates dogs#even their own parrot hates them#lives in filth#neglectful pet owner
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