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âđâ Accel x Pete Stimboard.
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rate Pete from Power Stone 2? :3
Shortness: 10/10 perfect shota height and proportions!
Big Ass Eyes: the huge ass glasses are helping so I'll say 9/10 but good job, no face only eyes
Overall Design: 8/10 DELIGHTFUL it's so adorable?? The hat, the little bowtie, the backpack, the shorts! He looks so cute and polite awwwww
I didn't know him or the game thank you for sending him in!!
#love knowing about obscure media (to me at least)#derangedfujoshi rates shotas#sh0ta#sh0tac0n#pete power stone 2#power stone 2
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ROCK AND ROLL RINGLEADER OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER -- GIBSON SG IN HAND.
PIC INFO: Spotlight on Pete Townshend, guitarist/vocalist/lyricist of English rock band, THE WHO, performing live for the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus event, filmed from December 11-12, 1968.
""Chip Monck and I came up with the Rock and Roll Circus idea,â Townshend noted. Adding that âRonnie Lane was the one who wanted to be the Gypsy in the roaming caravan.â
 âIt was going to be The Who, the Faces and the Stones,â Townshend continued. âMick Jagger and I met with Chip Munck, and he decided that what we needed was the old Barnum and Bailey circus-style railway trains.â
âWe were talking about this and all getting very excited â this was in LA a year or two before they actually filmed the show with Michael Lindsay Hogg,â Townshend added. âThe idea was that we were going to do this rock and roll circus, and it was going to be three big bands, and this was to really show The Beatles how to do it!""
-- "FAR OUT" Magazine, "Pete Townshend and Mick Jaggerâs âamazingâ original plan for "Rock and Roll Circus," by Jordan Potter, published December 8, 2023
Sources: https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/pete-townshend-mick-jagger-amazing-plan-rock-and-roll-circus & X.
#Pete Townshend#THE WHO 1968#1968#THE WHO#THE WHO band#60s rock#WHO 1968#WHO band#Sixties#60s#The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus#WHO#Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus#Rock and Roll Circus#Guitarist#1960s#Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus 1968#A Quick One While He's Away#Power Pop
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Tamaranean Siblings, Part 2!
After the Body Swap incident, Phantom and Starfire get close. Really close. Turns out swapping bodies breaks down a lot of boundaries, and unlike Raven, the two have bonded. Starfire has always been a hugger, and sheâs taken to carrying Phantom around like a teddy bear. Phantom is used to having a red-headed big sister, and ever since his parents worked the ecto-deflectors into their jumpsuits, he might maybe be a teensy bit touch starved. He loves to sprawl over Starfire whenever they hang out together.
Itâs driving Robin up the wall. Phantom knows heâs been crushing on Starfire for a while, and he goes and does this?! He canât help but get more brusque with Phantom, to the point it starts to interfere with group dynamics, and it prompts even Starfire to tell him off for it.
Danny confronts Dick privately to tell him off for being a total dingus. As far as the two of them are concerned, Korâi and Danny are basically siblings now. Heâs knows Dick has a crush on her; thatâs why Danny has been trying to talk him up to Korâi so sheâll give him a chance, and his attitude is not helping.  Dick needs to CHILL OUT!
Robin: ⌠Who?
Phantom: You live with her for peteâs sake! How do you not know her first name?!
This is also where it comes to light that Robin/Dick doesnât actually have any dating experience.
Robin is a super popular super hero, leader of his team, and supposedly smooth and charismatic. Dick Grayson is the adopted son of Bruce frickinâ Wayne and beloved by the public. Dannyâs at the bottom of the social ladder and he still got a date with the most popular girl in school. Twice! How are you this bad at girls?Â
Either way, things with Robin start to calm down and the group dynamic returns to normal (though Danny will never let him live down his lack of love life). But things in the training room start to heat up.Â
Starfire and Phantom now have a much better understanding of each otherâs limits, and the gloves are off. The whole tower shakes whenever the two of them spar together, and theyâre both experimenting with new ways to use their energy powers after seeing how the other uses theirs. Phantom even manages to give Starfire a black eye for the first time, and sheâs ecstatic! Itâs a Tamaranean thing. In their culture, itâs an accomplishment when a younger sibling to visibly injures the elder sibling for the first time. It shows how much the younger has grown and how well the elder has taught them. Starfire is super proud and posts it all over SpaceBook.
But Phantom has ulterior motives for pushing Starfire the way he has been. No one knows his strengths like Starfire does. More importantly, no one knows his weaknesses the way she does. If thereâs anyone whoâd know how to stop himâŚ
Phantom asks Starfire to be his contingency plan, and explains everything that happened in The Ultimate Enemy, about his future self, what he did, and how terrified he is if he one day becomes that. If that ever happens, he wants her to be the one to take him out.
Donât try to talk him out of it. He already gets it enough from his friends and sister that it wonât happen. That heâs a good person. He doesnât need to worry about that, etc. Heâs heard it all before, but⌠None of them have actually agreed or promised to end him if it does happen. And if it does⌠his friends are only human, and they couldnât stop him before.
Starfire agrees. She can see how important this is to him, and she wonât lose Danny to a dark path the same way she lost her sister. The wave of relief that washes over him breaks Starfireâs heart. These must be the horrible feelings that led him to develop the Ghostly Wail.
Still, she is confident that this future wonât come to pass because he chooses not to let it happen. She, too, has been flung forward into a bleak future, but she knows nothing in the past, present or future is set in stone. She fought and changed the future with her own two hands. Sheâs knows Phantom is strong enough to do the same.Â
While Dick and Danny were never really good at staying in contact with each other, Korâi is and keeps up her relationship with Danny even after he âretires.â She knew months before Dick of Jason did that he took the job at Arkham and is happy for him. It may not be the career path he wanted, but he found a good job and a way to still help people without his powers.Â
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#dpxdc#danny phantom#starfire#arkham guard au#arkham guard backstory#long post#but we aren't done yet!
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I love your stuff bro! Do you think you could help me out? Iâm a younger small guy but Iâm trying to become a bodybuilder jock. Is there anything you can do to help me grow huge like that? đŞđŞ
Hm⌠Iâll admit, I donât normally do that kind of thing. So far my job has been detailing the stories I find of nerds getting turned into jocks, usually unwillingly or accidentally, by various methods. I warn people of them so that they can avoid them (or seek them out). Iâm more of a reporter than anything. Iâve never transformed anyone myself.
But⌠I have picked up a few methods during my travels. Itâs hard not to with all Iâve learned. Now letâs see what I have on hand.
First is a jar filled with the sweat of an Alpha. When I say Alpha I mean Alpha with a capital A. The ones from my earlier story, that can change people with their sheer dominance. Drinking their sweat can give someone their powers, for a short time. But there are some⌠side effects. Normal people arenât meant to have Alpha powers, even if the powers are only temporary. Maybe another transformation method will do.
Next is a piece of the Reality Stone. Yes, that reality stone, the one that changed Spider-man into a cocky jock. I had a lot of fun getting it out from between those juicy pecs of his. I didnât hurt him if thatâs what you're worried about. I wasnât even able to get it entirely out of him so he kept some of those reality altering powers of his. But the fragment I got is enough to make some changes. The only problem is the reality stone is⌠very powerful. I mean youâve read the comics right, or at least seen the movies? Even the bit of it I have is powerful enough to be dangerous, so you could accidentally do something very bad with a spare thought. So maybe thatâs not the best. I hear Big Pete Parker is having fun with his part though.
How about this smartphone? It has a version of InstaJock downloaded on it. Youâre probably wondering how I got one without getting transformed myself, but thatâs a whole other story. Use the app and youâll be a jock. Instantly. Of course if you do that Iâll have to find another phone with the app on it, which would be a pain. How about insteadâŚ
Ah. Now this is perfect. The energy of a supernova. A very specific supernova actually. You may recognize it from some of my first stories. Usually the supernova jockifys whoever wishes on it by granting their wish, but itâs less mystical than you might think. Iâm not sure how it works, but the star doesn't change reality with magic. The energy from the star is what makes the change. So, with a slightly adjusted solar panel, I was able to make this. It looks like a regular battery, but if you speak your (muscle growth related) wish into it, it will come true. I think this one will work perfectly. No side effects, no danger, and you can customize.
So go ahead, say your wish. Iâm sure youâll-
-whoa. That worked quicker than I thought. You look amazing. Bouncy pecs, killer abs, a good amount of manly hair and stubble. I think youâre even a bit older too. Youâre a total bodybuilder jock, through and through. So go, enjoy it!
And make sure to tell your friends. This might have been the first transformation I personally oversaw, but I donât think itâll be my last.
#jock tf#jock transformation#jockification#muscle growth tf#nerd to jock#reality change#muscle tf#instajock tf#supernova tf#alpha with a capital a#personal tf
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Why Lionel Luthor is the True Villain of Smallville:
Threatened to expose Clark's fake adoption records unless Jonathan Kent persuaded Pete Rossâs family to sell their factory to him.
Kidnapped Clark and put him in a vat of kryptonite solution to be studied in an attempt to discover his secrets.
Kept Clark trapped in a cage made of kryptonite in a separate incident.
Impregnated his dying wife's nurse while he was in a position of power over her as her boss, denied he was responsible, and had her locked away in a psychiatric ward for 7 years after taking her baby away from her. Lionel insured the child, Lucas, remained in poverty in the foster care system and prevented him from ever being adopted.
Forced the second woman he impregnated while married to Lillian, while in a position of power over her as her boss, to give their child to an orphanage where she was tortured. He soon found another home for Tess where she grew up in poverty and extreme physical abuse.
Forced his wife to have another baby despite her objections and was then dismissive of her postpartum depression. "I told you I didn't want any more children. I see how you treat Alexander, chipping away at his spirit."
Found a child, Davis Bloome, in a cornfield and believing him to be The Traveler, ran experiments on the boy until he realized he wasn't who he wanted and proceeded to dump him off alone on a dark Metropolis street.
Created a clone from a dead little girl, Emily Dinsmore, and locked her away in a lab, refusing to let her father ever see her again. "You can't take her away from me. She's my daughter." "She's the property of Luthorcorp."
Was such a terrible father to Lex that Lillian Luthor killed her infant son to spare him from the cruel and twisted parenting Lex endured from Lionel. Was such a horrible husband to Lillan that Lex took the blame for his baby brother's death knowing Lionel would have murdered her in retaliation.
Lied and told Lex that Lucas died in infancy, like Julian, knowing how much it would hurt Lex to hear.
Paid someone to kill Lucas once he became a potential threat to his power. Clark stopped the bullets, and Lionel had the shooter killed in police custody before he could talk.
Forced Lex's mother figure, Pamela Jenkins, out of Lex's life following the death of Lex's mother because he didn't want her to make Lex soft. Convinced Lex that Pamela never loved him and was only ever interested in their money.Â
Blew up Chloe and Gabe Sullivan's safehouse in an attempt to kill them and prevent her from testifying against him at his murder trial. Hired a mutant hitman to kidnap and kill Chloe after she escaped the explosion.
Had Oliver Queen's parents killed in a plane crash leaving him orphaned at the age of 5.
Ordered the murder of Andrea Rojasâs mother who was an activist who worked for an organization that fought back against gangs, dealers, and large business corporations. In addition to losing her mother, Andrea was stabbed in the heart during the attack.
Resurrected a teenager, Adam Knight, to get close to Lana Lang and spy on Clark Kent. When Adam failed to retrieve useful information, Lionel refused to give him any more of the serum he required to stay live. As a result, Adam suffered immensely before dying of organ failure.
Resurrected Vince Davis who lived for a short, painful period of time before his body deteriorated without access to Lionel's serum.
Poisoned Lex with a lethal dosage that would've killed 99.9% of people.
Told Lex he loved him in prison only to persuade him into accepting his hand so he could use a Kryptonian stone to body swap them, leaving Lex to rot and die in prison in his place while Lionel escaped with Lex's body. Instead, Clark intervened and Lionel escaped inside of Clark's body, leaving Clark trapped to die in prison. Shortly after the bodyswap occured, Lionel looked down the front inside of his(Clark's) waistband while smiling to himself. While in Clark Kent's body, Lionel initiated a hug with Martha Kent where he was turned on to the point of shooting heat vision from his eyes. Lionel-in-Clark's body flirted with Chloe, a teenager, and was centimeters away from kissing her. And when Lionel-in-Clark's body encountered Lana, a teenager, he said to her, "A man would travel around the world to pluck your succulent fruit," and forced a kiss onto her, smiling to himself after she slapped him and ran away. Lionel proceeded to attack Lex, choking him, slamming his head against a desk, and demanding 57 million dollars using Clark's super strength. He then went to the Kent Farm and threw Jonathan across the room into the kitchen cabinets. Lionel told Clark he would murder Lex if he didn't cooperate with his demands.
Pretended to be blind. "Playing the handicapped card is low, even for you." "But I was able to see more clearly than ever. It's amazing what people try and get away with right in front of your eyes when they think you can't see."
Fired 2,500 Smallville citizens to force his son back under his control. When Lex attempted to organize an employee buyout of the factory, Lionel bought the Smallville Savings and Loan and threatened to foreclose on every employee's mortgage. When Lex continued to organize and fight to save everyone's jobs, Lionel threatened, "I'll bury you and everyone in Smallville who takes your side."
Blackmailed Smallville sheriff Ethan Millar into digging up dirt on every Lexcorp shareholder(Smallville factory workers), so Lionel could blackmail each one into selling their shares to him in order to take over Lex's fledgling company. In addition, Lionel threatened to expose the sheriff if he didn't do him various favors.
Once again tried blackmailing Jonathan Kent leading to a physical altercation between the two. Lionel fled the scene as Jonathan suffered a fatal heart attack.
Installed hidden cameras and microphones throughout Lex's office, so he could sabotage him and steal his business deals.
Took over Lex's company, which Lex had invested everything he had into, leaving him with nothing and immediately kicking him out of his home.
Insisted an ill-advised, life-threatening surgery be performed on Lex after he had been shot and wasn't stable enough for further surgery, making it clear he'd prefer a dead son over a physically disabled one.
Set Lex up for the murders of Dr. Teng and her entire team at Metron Labs after Lex refused to work for him.
Had sex with Lex's lover, Victoria Hardwick, while they were still sleeping together.Â
Hired Dr. Helen Bryce to seduce and spy on Lex for him. Helen later attempted to murder Lex on their honeymoon.
Gave Martha Kent a watch engraved, "To Martha, with deep affection. L.L." while she was his employee and happily married to Jonathan Kent.
Refused to come clean about his past sexual involvement with Rachel Dunleavy and the existence of their son, Lucas, despite Lex being held hostage and his survival depending on Lionel telling the truth.
Refused to come clean about Level 3 when it would have saved the lives of a group of teenagers and his own son.Â
Ignored and denied any care to his employee, Earl Jenkins, who was poisoned by kryptonite on the job which led to uncontrollable, dangerous seizures.
Created a deadly fear toxin for the military that leaked into Smallville.
Drugged, gaslit, attacked, and framed his son, orchestrating a scenario where everyone would believe Lex to be crazy after Lex discovered Lionel had his parents murdered for insurance money. Lionel had Lex committed to Belle Reve Sanitarium where he had Lex further drugged and put through electroshock therapy, forcing 600 volts of electricity through Lex's brain. When the doctor insisted they pause the procedure for Lex's safety, Lionel ignored the warning and demanded they continue. This brain frying could have easily destroyed Lex's mind, as it did for others who endured it, and ultimately wiped away months of Lex's memories, allowing Lionel to be off the hook for his parent's murders. Everyone involved in Lionel's plot, all loose ends, met untimely deaths.
Threatened, manipulated, controlled, hyper criticized, denied affection, and lied to Lex constantly. Lionel mentally, emotionally, and physically abused his child throughout his entire life, raising him to become a monster and then denying any accountability for what Lex became in the end.
This list is far from complete, so feel free to add more!
#âMy father made every question a quiz every choice a test.#Second best was for losers#compassion for the weak#trust no one.#Those were the lessons I grew up with.â -Lex#smallville#lionel luthor#lex luthor#sv meta#smallville lb#dc#abuse cw#long post
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Squawking Owl
"In the 70s before multi effect pedals were born, and before I ever saw a pedal board, I built the Squawking Owl. Had a homemade power supply and Guitar Sound Intensifier homemade (as it was named in a Popular Electronics magazine), along with Electro Harmonix V1 Big Muff Pi, V1 Small Stone Phase Shifter, V2 Electric Mistress Flanger, V1 Octave Miltiplexer, with some custom switching for the fuzz and the order of phase before/after fuzz, a switch for my 60s Echoplex for on/off. Homemade wooden case and a vacuum cleaner cord for power. That along with a Morley power wah/volume was all I needed for most of my live playing days."
s.more pete-cornish-style-pedals
cred: facebook.com/Jeff Cranston
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my favourite starker fics, part 2
hi. for my second reclist in this blog, i put together more starker fanfics that iâve been discovering lately and have made their way into my personal list of favourites that i re-read again and again. in no particular order and with some cw/dark themes here and there, here they come:
⢠peteâs eats; by bloodgutsandstarbucks (ao3) aka @darker-soft-starker, Teen and Up, 9â3k, oneshot
Peter having a YouTube channel where he just drinks wine and teaches people how to cook things if they live in a mediocre apartment. While cooking and drinking he just talks about stuff like memes and school and, most importantly, his undying thirst for Tony Stark.
⢠naturally; by ursafootprints (ao3) aka @ursafootprints, E, 16â3k, 3/3 chapters
"Mr. Stark," Peter whispered for the third time, his voice now airless where it had previously been rough from sleep. "Are you okay?"
Mr. Stark's thumb was slowly tracing back and forth over Peter's temple, but it stopped its trek as he finally took a deep breath, the first sign that he was really hearing what Peter was asking.
Voice rough with something other than sleep, Mr. Stark said, "No," and leaned in to kiss him.
Or: Unbeknownst to Peter, Tony gets dosed with sex pollen (sex serum?) on a mission, so he's nothing but thrilled when all his wet dreams about Mr. Stark suddenly start coming true-- until the morning after.
this app wonât let me add links to all of the titles for no reason so iâll add extra links after the summary of the ones i wasnât able to, here is the link:
⢠youâre not yet done; by ursafootprints (ao3) aka @ursafootprints, E, 166â7k, 14/14 chapters - cw: rape, bad guys made them do it
Tony didn't know what it would do to either of them, to play this out like a shadow cast by the real thing, real love and sex and intimacy. But it was what Peter was asking him for, so he did it.
In the aftermath of a traumatic abduction by a villain, Tony and Peter have to cope with their not-entirely-in-sync coping mechanisms, concerned family and friends, figuring out who exactly really arranged the whole thing, and their evolving feelings for each other.
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⢠the leash; by downjune, M, 30â2k, 2/2 chapters
Peter didnât know if they talked to anyone else who carried them, but when he had the Infinity Gauntlet tucked under his arm, he could swear the stones were trying toâŚcommune with him. They wanted something from him. Wanted to be used. He wanted to be rid of them.
Until he found Tony Stark leaned against some torn up tree roots and rock. He found Tony dying.
At that point, Peter was ready to bargain.
⢠velvet elvis; by orphan_account, M, 45â7k, 7/7 chapters
Peter just wants Tony to feel comfortable in Peter's new home. That's it. He totally has no ulterior motives whatsoever. Nope.
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⢠practical results; by anonymous aka âis this thing (an)on?â tag, M, 81â4k, 12/12 chapters - cw: dubious consent/bad guys made them do it
This isnât his bedroom - not the one at the compound, or the suite in Milan. Definitely not the penthouse in New York. In all honesty, it looks like the inside of the fucking Spaceship Earth ride at Epcot.
âKid,â he tries again, more urgently now, âwhere the hell are we?â
âUhh, the guy said weâre someplace called Sakaar.â
âThe guy? What guy?â
Let's say that after the uprising on Sakaar, the Grandmaster manages to cling to power by offering people an even better form of entertainment than the Contest of Champions: Porn. He offers them porn.
⢠rebuild; by tuesday (ao3) aka @everysecondtuesday, Teen and Up, 14â7k, oneshot
Tony lives, falls in love despite himself, and spends entirely too much time in California.
⢠in the hands of gods; by therogueheart (ao3) aka @therogueheart, E, 20â2k, oneshot
Peter has known nothing but the God Stark his entire life. The blessings he gives; and the cruelty he can deal. When Peter comes of age he must begin the next phase of his worship to the God - Sexuality.
But Peter has never been good at following rules, and he does the one thing that no man is permitted to do.
He touches.
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⢠expiration date; by learnedfoot (ao3) aka @learned-foot, E, 12k, oneshot
Tony knows exactly what this is. First big breakup, go for a fling with a completely inappropriate person. Itâs basically a clichĂŠ. He kind of thought Peter was better than that, but apparently being brilliant and one of the bravest people on the face of the planet doesnât mean heâs immune from being a stupid college student who makes stupid college student mistakes.
AKA Tony is sure this is just a fling, and he deals with that about as well as youâd expect.
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⢠the last five years; by orphan_account, M, 71â1k, 9/9 chapters
Tony Stark has spent the last six months trying to find a way to bring back those lost in The Snap, but when he succeeds and Peter Parker and the rest of the lost Avengers return he discovers that it has been a little bit longer for them.
⢠prototype protocol; by roamingsignals (ao3) aka @spider-mancan, E, 82â8k, 8/8 chapters
Tony Stark isn't good, despite years of trying. When the multiverse dumps a younger Tony into their laps, Tony is split between solving the problem and protecting Peter's virtue.
âDonât worry about it, Mr. Stark.â Peterâs eyes are wide and unassuming and Tony is a bad man. âIâve been handling you for years. I can handle him just fine.â
âIâm sure you can,â Tony's throat is really dry, for some reason. âI trust you.â
He just doesnât trust himself. He doesnât trust himself at all.
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⢠the friendly neighborhood; by postelectric, M, 22â9k, oneshot
âMr. Stark?â
Before Tony looks, he hopes to every god whose hand heâs shaken that heâll meet an uncanny Parkeresque-but-definitely-not-the-real-Peter Parker doppelganger who just happens to know who he is. Thatâs what he tells himself, anyway. Itâs not impossible. Tony saved the universe. Most people know him, even with the giant face scar. Maybe because of the giant face scar.
Itâs the real Peter Parker. Heâs barely taller than he was at sixteen and he has pretty much the same amount of hair, but heâs got more in the shoulders and jawline these days. âMr. Parker. You grew up.â
âYeah,â Peter says. âThat, uh, that happens sometimes, if youâre lucky.â
âYou got lucky.â
(or, in which the friendly neighborhood spider-man from queens doesn't become an avenger and doesn't turn to dust. or, in which tony stark restores the universe for pepper potts and then lives to tell about it, which is not according to plan.)ďżź
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⢠permission; by cagestark (ao3) aka @cagestark, E, 15â8k, 5/5 chapters
During drinks with the Avengers, Peter admits that he enjoys orgasms more when someone is giving him permission, though since he's single, there isn't anyone in his life to offer it.
Generous Tony offers to offer it.
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hope you like them as much as i did!
#starker reclist#check the tags#starker#starker fic#starker fic rec#starker fic recs#favourite starker fanfics#starker fanfic
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"If the human race is still here in 100 years, it will be because of lots of people doing lots of little things. Bigger things can get co-opted or bought off by the powers that be. But if there are many, many little things going on it will be too hard for them to keep up with all of them. I consider myself to be a sower of seeds. Some seeds fall on stones and don't even sprout, but some seeds fall on fallow ground and multiply a hundredfold."
~ Pete Seeger
[thanks Ian Sanders]
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Ghosts CBS - LR - 4x3 - Halloween 4
WOOOOO!
Happy Halloween!!!
Under the cut for Spoilers
Just saw the promo - OMG. This looks good.
Jay talking to a room of ghosts that he can't see LMAO.
LOL Patience "she is a witch"
Aww, they used to hate Halloween but now Love it :)
NO! LOL Jay - saying all the awful stuff that's happened on Halloween to them.
Pete, OMG.
He's making a good point! Awww. :(
He's worried about someone dying.
Aww Jay wants to sell that stuff!
THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES!!
Trevor - it's just an app!
LOL Isaac trying to stay on her good side.
OHHH Sam! "It's just a dress"
LOL. This is so funny! The ghosts faces and Mark's face - SO good!
"Someone let me know if I'm a witch!" HAHAHAHA
Aw Flower. She didn't like Steve the blade.
LOL Alberta "thanks for clearing that up Jay"
"Dumb ghosts stuff"
OMG Jay criticizing their powers!!!
"You stepped on Derek! Murderer!"
OMG the Swingers!!!
This is hilarious. I love it!
OMG they're calling her a witch! Where's Sass????
Delightful Diversion! They're here for the fun!
WHAT???? STONE???
"Stiff conversations" - these are funny puns.
I'm amused by this! OMG It can't really be Sam!
"Both - now put that down!"
So far I'm loving it - where the fuck is Sass????
Them hoping Patience can undo it - "I voted not guilty"
Laughter is forbidden???
Jay is trying to sell her!!! We'll yell at him impotently!
OMG I love the comments on powers!!!
I LOVE TREVOR TEXTING JAY!!! YESSSSS! The comment from Alberta - nice touch :). Also another inconsistency with his ability.
"OMG I SOLD MY WIFE"
Isaac is like ... but TV...
OHHH this cops! They're like "WTF"
LOVE TREVOR HELPING SO MUCH. God this is the best :)
"Stalker Situation" - LOL
OH NO OH NO!!
"Click on Bowling Ball video" - "THOR!"
OH God, Jay.
Jay is like "What's this??" - OH FUCK!
Sonic is the answer!
"Because I can - shut up Pete!"
OOOOH a new ghost. He sounds upset.
"The boom bro"
Pete is like "now's not the time for a hard bargain!"
Awww Jay!!!
LOL "Please"
OOOOH, Isaac turning things around on her!!!
Wow. "Vote Again - that's it."
Flower hugged Jay and broke her!
OMG - where the fuck has she been????
Okay - I shouldn't have believed that she actually was turned to stone! But this was good!
Aww "In a room that I don't want to talk about"
Sam "You guys convicted me????"
The looks they give Hetty!!! LOL!
Another comment on Alberta's humming. Who wants to bet this is because she bragged for ages about her power?
"I swear to God, Pete!"
Awwww JAM BEING CUTE!
LOL Thor!
Patience just returning to the dirt???
Jay glaring at her. It's deserved.
Sam is way too happy about this.
WAIT OTHERS??????
And that's a wrap!
LOVED IT SO MUCH! Thoughts?
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The Lords in Black puppeteered the entire plot of Nerdy Prudes Must Die
In Yellow Jacket, Pokey's psychic vision to Hannah sets off the chain of events that leads her to Otho. Similarly, the vision Tinky shows Ted in Time Bastard puts Jenny in the front of his mind, which causes him to try and change the past once he figures out that his office is a time machine. It's pretty clear that Grace Chasity is perceptive to psychic visions since she sees Richie's death in a dream (plus her proficiency with the Black Book implies that she may have a touch of the Gift). Additionally, the "Dirty Girl" scene features enough coincidences that it seems like more than just a sexual fantasy. She has no way of knowing that Max Jagerman is christian, yet she predicts it almost perfectly. This is evidence that she received a vision from the Lords in Black of Max in her bathroom.
Grace envisioning Max in this way causes her to seek vengeance, which leads to Max actually getting killed and then subsequently resurrected in ghost form. The ultimate result of her vision, however is that the Lords in Black get to devour Max's soul, and Grace becomes corrupted and turned into their disciple. Both of these directly serve the Lords in Black's desires. The lyric "Nibbly wants his sacrifice and Wiggly wants his wrath," which stands out due to its choice to only mention two of the Lords, highlights this, since Nibbly wants Max sacrificed to him and Wiggly wants Grace's wrath (which is the inevitable result of her character arc in every timeline we've seen her in so far). Nibbly is even the one who specifically states that he wants to lick Max's soul.
But why Max Jagerman of all people? It's because he, many times throughout the play, refers to himself as a god. This is someone who has the power to single-handedly control the social order of an entire high school. Everyone hates him, but they're all too scared to challenge him. Even the other popular kids! Max's power goes beyond the scope of a typical cliche high school bully, because he casts his peers into roles. He chooses who are the nerds and who are the jocks. He micromanages everyone's social lives. He is literally playing god. In other words, Max Jagerman is someone the Lords in Black would view as a threat.
Grace refers to Max Jagerman's death as "an act of god," and she isn't wrong. The Lords in Black send her the vision so she'll cause his death. They're also likely responsible for several other convenient occurrences, such as Waylon Hall, which is widely known to be haunted and therefore likely only of interest to the Church of the Starry Children, who worship the Lords in Black, being sold so soon after Max's body is hidden inside. They're likely counting on Max killing Richie and Ruth first, so that Grace is the only person who can step in when neither Pete nor Steph kills the other one successfully. When she gives up her chastity, she's killed two birds with one stone by giving Max's soul to the Lords in Black and becoming fully corrupted herself, which is even symbolized by the visual gag of her smoking a cigarette right after she and Max have sex. Grace ends the show as a pawn of the Lords in Black, but she has no idea she's been one the entire time.
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hi, how you doing? can i ask for some headcanons for clingy yandere boyfriend peter parker?
Okay, so I'm a blind Dumb-ass so I didn't read the headcanon part and instead wrote a short fic đđ
Anyway, hiii I'm doing great, and I hope you enjoy it!! <3
(Also, let's pretend I'm not casually returning as if nothing happened and I didn't disappear for 7 months)
Gaslight
Gaslight
Paring: Yandere Peter Parker x Reader
Type/words: Short Story ~ 888 Words
Synopsis: Peter doesn't like you going out to parties, so one night, when you're getting ready for a college reunion, Peter pulls out his big guns of toxic manipulation to get you to stay with him.
TW!!: Yandere-Themes, Yandere Characters, Abuse Of Power (Supernaturally, Scientifically??), Obsessive Characters, Unhealthy Feelings, Unhealthy Relationships, Manipulation, Gaslighting, Abusive Relationships, Cheating Accusation, Toxic Relationship, Toxic Boyfriend Peter.
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âWhereâre you going?â
Peterâs voice rang out from the living room couch as you sat on your little chair in front of your dressing room mirror.
âWhat?â
You could hear Peter shift uncomfortably on the sofa as you pinned your hair into place.
âWell, you wearing that little skirt that I got you the other day and-â
With a sigh, you put your pins down and turned to him as he turn his head around to face you, not even bothering to get up.
âWhat are you talking about, Peter, I told you?â You began asking, your eyebrows slowing stitching together at his confusion. âI have a college reunion party tonight.â
Peter placed a sour expression on his face.
âYou didnât say that it was on tonight?â He muttered, seemingly disappointed.
âI did, Pete. A billion times over.â You said back to him, you face stone cold with determination. Ever since youâd moved in with him, or hell even before that, it was like you barely left your place.
Your appearances at party and gathering were starting to lower drastically. You never noticed it at first, which was how Pete liked it, but he got too greedy. He restricted you a little too muchf ro you to let it slide and he was starting to show his real face more and more.
But it didnât worry peter too much. Thereâ wasnât anything a nice lovely date with some expensive champagne, a bouquet of your favourite flowers and a billion kisses wonât fix. And if that didnât cut it, he resorted to straight up gas lighting you. That always worked, and heâd simply do it again.
âNo. You didnât.â Peter said softly, ever so slightly shaking his head. Peter looked innocent and so left out that it made even you start to question your sanity and memory. Had you really not told him? Were the hundred notes youâve left him made up, or were the billion messages you sent him fake?
âBut- But I did. And I promised them I would go, tonight, Petey.â You said back to him, just as softly as you go up from your chair.
âSo who is it for?â Peterâs sudden change in tone confused you.
âWhat..?â Peter seemed somewhat unconvinced at your confusion.
âIt's just that- you never really wear those kind of skirts around me and suddenly youâre going to a college reunion wearing them, so-â
âWhatâre you trying to say, Peter?â You pressed on, inching towards him.
âSo what I'm saying is- Whoâs the other guy?â Those few words left you speechless. Did Peter really think you were screwing around with other guys behind his back simply because you wanted to go to a party with your friends?
âThere is no other guy, Peter, I just wanted to go to a party with my ladies and have some fun!â You said, desperately.
Peter let out a shaky breath and he looked at the time on his phone.
âFine then, go and enjoy your party love,â Peter said lovingly, looking at you with those same pair of glossy eyes you fell in love with. âIâll just cancel it and reschedule it for another day,â He added almost silently at the end. It was a bait, obviously. It was a bait and you caught on like the adorable little thing that you are.
âCancel what?â you asked, starting to sound worried.
âOh, itâs really nothing.â Peter smiled, âDonât worry about it and go enjoy your party.â Peter turned back to the tv and listen to your footsteps intently. That was also bait, and the real question now was are you going to try to catch it too?
Peter watched you intently in the reflection of the tv to see what you were going to do and when he saw you step forward, he had to hold himself back from smiling, because you had fallen straight into his trap yet once again.
âNo, tell me.â
Peter faked an exhausted sigh.
âItâs dumb really. I just planned for us to have a sweet date night so I could cook you dinner while we relax and maybe even watch a movie together?â Peter looked up at you, his shiny doe eyes ever so slightly growing glossier.
They werenât real tears of course, but Peter had mastered the art of fake tears and it always came in handy when you were being stubborn.
âDonât worry about it though,â He said quickly, turning away from you, and back to the tv.
Peter watched you from the corner of his eyes and when he felt you wrap your arms around his chest, he knew you had fallen straight into his intricately webbed trap, yet once again.
âThereâs so way Iâd let you cancel such a romantic event.â You whispered into his ear as his hand instinctively came up and grabbed yours in a loving way. You kissed him on the cheek, âIâm sure I can skip this party. Itâs not that important anyway.â
Good. Thatâs how Peter liked it. So pretty and compliant, he just loves you so much.
A little too much.
Peter took your hand and led you to take a seat next to him on the couch. He wrapped his arm around you as you landed your head on his chest.
âYouâre just so adorable sometimes. I love you so much,â
Hope you enjoyed it :)
#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#tw yandere#soft yandere#yandere headcanons#toxic#tw toxic relationship#toxic relationship#dark#dark peter parker x reader#toxic peter parker x reader#peter parker x reader#peter parker#x reader#spiderman#toxic spiderman#yandere peter parker#yandere peter parker x reader#toxic peter parker
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We gotta start accurately calling Sly Cooper a low fantasy universe at some point. Itâs retrospectively wild how much supernatural shit is going on in front of your face that you donât think about because itâs like⌠nothing to the characters that itâs happening to. People who have never played Sly Cooper have no clue how nonchalantly it grinds this rail between just âreal world noire but furriesâ and straight up DC superpowers stuff.
⢠The surprising amount of undead, in hindsight
Black magic is just, you know, a thingâŚ. and outside of when itâs the weapon of choice of the villain of the week, itâs not even really brought up. Tsao was building an army of honest to god vampires and Mz.Ruby has been fraternizing with homemade ghouls since she was a child. A second-game side quest involves descetrating a tomb, kidnapping a bunch of restless ghosts, and then unleashing them on the cops for a good prank. For Peteâs sake, Clockwerk, biggest bad of the franchise, is basically an eldritch machine possessed by the vengeful spirit of someone who became too petty and angry to die.
⢠There are people born with innate superpowers
So, there is no debate going on with the deal about Cooper abilities and this point, right? Sure, the Theivious Raccoonus has a lot of good pointers any thief worth their salt could gain from, but I donât think itâs a stretch to say somethings along the lines of gliding down lasers or turning invisible on command are a bit out of most readersâ capabilities. The 1st gameâs humor in explaining off gameplay mechanics as in-universe phenomena had the unintended consequence of establishing that the Cooper clan members literally have a criminally inclined sort of spidey sense- literally hallucinating glowing auras and blue sparkles around anything both valuable and not nailed down. I think I also awkward appreciated the parallel to be spotted between the Cooper honer code and the self imposed limitations other media supers live by. That idea of âyou have the gift of amazing power and you will choose to use it responsiblyâ, all the better here for the ways in which the clanâs premise subverts classic hero/villain dynamics.
⢠Ancient techniques of sorcery
run right alongside conventional weaponry
Some supers are born in this world, a lot of them are made. As if anyone with the time to practice and learn can just pick it up like karate. Religion has to be crazy in Sly Cooper considering thereâs entire spiritualisms given demonstrable and epic power in what their followers are capable of. Murray literally can do some degree of magic from the third game and onward and thereâs no telling what else he learned over the course of his Dreamtime training. Anyone with the wits and resources of the Contessa can figure out how to toy around with freaking mind controlling dark arts. Donât get me started again on the whole âarmy of undeadâ thing which gets even weirder by the implication that the world does nothing to regulate these kind of abilities UP AND UNTIL the user starts to roleplay a cocky little warlord with their zombie friends. And Flame Fu is right there. A lot of what the panda king can do is closer to Bentleyâs realm- very complicated and meticulous works of pyrotechnics, but Flame Fu is a whole something else that belongs in this discussion.
⢠Magical items and mythical beasts
The Mask of Dark Earth, the guruâs special stone, an entire kraken, a whole laundry list of things in The Contessaâs possession, an enormous swamp serpent, haunted trees, whatever the hell kind of ring Dimitri was wearing in the second game, a giant stone dragon statue that turns out to be AN ACTUAL FREAKING DRAGON in dormancy, a supercharged ancient bamboo forest, potentially the Cooper cane itself, and the not-to-be-overlooked every single piece of Clockwerkâs cursed body. I know Iâm probably forgetting something because that was just off the cuff. Itâs kind of wild that most of what we watch the Coopers focus on stealing can be stuff like museum paintings in a world where magic flying carpets are confirmed to exist. The hell. Why was I ever mocking the pirates in Bloodbath Bay for their paranoia and superstition?? Best part was always that basically none of it phased the resident smarty pants nerd character like it usually would anyone who fills that trope. Because of magic is just an accepted and normalized thing in the world, why WOULD Bentley talk about it any different than he would the history of lumberjacks or combustion physics? Instead of conflicting against his understanding of science, it just tacks onto it as more additional info, you know⌠the way it would if magic was just another set of rules to study and understand.
#sly cooper#sly cooper analysis#sly cooper and the thievius raccoonus#sly 2 band of thieves#sly 3 honor among thieves#scarlet talks about things
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Martyâs Music
Since @mjf-af asked what music Marty listens to a while back, and todayâs prompt is âOn The Radio,â I thought I would share the list I had made of all the music Marty canonically likes.
First of all, Huey Lewis and the News, obviously. The Pinheads audition with a hard rock version of The Power of Love, and Marty has a poster of the Sports album in his room.
Also in Martyâs room is a poster for the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers album along After Dark (this one may be cheating since itâs only seen in a deleted scene but Iâm including it anyway)
At Twin Pines Mall, Marty asks Doc if heâs wearing a Devo suit. Itâs hard to hear and Doc somewhat talks over Marty (âNevermind that now, never mind that nowâ), but itâs written in the novelization as well.
Next is all the guitarists Marty mimics during his Johnny B Goode solo. Chuck Berryâs duckwalk
The windmill by Pete Townshend from The Who
The âtappingâ technique by Eddie Van Halen of Van Halen
Jimi Hendrixâs playing behind the head
and the on-the-floor moves of Angus Young from AC/DC.
Marty must really love Van Halen, since he also has the cassette of Eddie Van Halen (which makes me wonder just how many cassettes Marty carried on him at all times, since itâs not like he had the ability to go forward in time to grab any others)
In the third movie, when Marty moonwalks after Mad Dog tells him to dance, you can hear Marty quietly muttering the lyrics to Billie Jean by Michael Jackson
Marty and Doc specifically mention that they like the band playing at the Clocktower festival, which is just ZZ Top playing a country version of Doubleback
Finally, beyond the movies! Thereâs a line in the musical when Marty advises George to âswagger like McJagger of the Stones.â
In the game, when examining all the contraband of Citizen Valley, Marty mentions Rolling Stones, the Beatles, and Phil Collins as bands he likes.
Finally, in the comics, itâs revealed that Martyâs band, the Pinheads, are named after the Ramones song âPinhead.â
⌠and I believe thatâs it. We actually know a ton of the music Marty likes. I gotta say, heâs got great taste!
#bttf#back to the future#marty mcfly#mcfly july#mcflyjuly#i kinda went crazy with the gifs#The pinheads#bttftm#back to the future the musical#back to the future musical#Back to the future the game
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(credit to @conarcoin for the clip) (transcript under cut)
It's very silly but to me this is like. the peak of schlonnor as it exists as a narrative thing. I'm not sure of the surrounding context but it works so well with how their characters operate in SMPLive, TekkitLive, and the Dream SMP, and is one of the few things I've seen where the affection they have for each other and the positive affect they have on one another is shown by them being together and not demonstrated by them being seperated.
C!Schlatt as a character is very closed off. Especially in Manberg, he tries to appear as powerful, cold, and traditionally masculine. Even in better times, he usually does not verbally communicate any affection and he typically feigns annoyance with everyone around him. Here, he is repeatedly insisting that he wants Connor to build a house by him, that he wants Connor and him to share, that he wants Connor to live with him. He kind of even dismisses his generally stated goals of financial dominance and business success, excited at the idea of building a farm to live off of with Connor.
Then we see Connor pull back and make a joke about Schlatt's speech sounding gay. This is a reminder of the setting they live in, where it's not exactly homophobic but affection and often gay affection is treated as a joke most of the time. This is also reflective of how Connor, left to his own devices, will drift away from other people and in the worst cases completely isolate himself, and how he typically uses humor to skirt around things.
And then Schlatt refuses to dance around it. "I am a homosexual" is a goofy line but said so definitively from a character who spends a lot of his time on screen denying the fact that he's gay it feels like a lot.
I think this clip is just a good example of how Connor pulls Schlatt down from his unhealthy persona and high aspirations and how Schlatt pulls Connor back from aloneness and not committing. Both characters struggle a lot with affection and it's interesting to me
VIDEO DESCRIPTION: Jschlatt's point of view of a Minecraft world. He stands in a grassy area surrounded by glass and smooth stone walls. Water and a dirt shack are visible outside. Connoreatspants is crouched a few blocks in front of him.
(The end of Frank Sinatra's "My Way" blares loudly in the background.)
CONNOR: Is it really-
SCHLATT (excited, speaking quickly): And I want you to build a small house, just like the size of this fucking monstrosity to the west of it! Alright?
(Schlatt indicates to the dirt shack outside and Connor begins surprised laughter.)
SCHLATT: And I want you to put the stuff in the chests- and I want you to interact with Butcher Pete, and I wanna live on the same plot as you, y'know? On the same land, and we live off the land- and we build a farm!
(Connor begins walking around in circles.)
CONNOR: Say this-This is getting kinda gay- Say this isn't gay.
(Schlatt laughs. Connor looks out the window while Schlatt looks at Connor.)
SCHLATT (calmly, definitively): Connor-Connor, I am a homosexual.
(Connor looks at him at Schlatt begins to approach him. Video ends)
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Growing
Just a little piece of gen domestichesters fluff about Sam taking up gardening and Dean adopting another dog. Set in season 15 during that unknown period of time between episodes 19 & 20, or maybe it's canon divergent and episode 20 never happened (whichever makes you happiest).
No pairing, no ship, just fluff.
Words: 2746
Read it on AO3
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âSo I was looking into the history of the power plant.â
âOf course you were.â Dean deadpanned.
âAnd, turns out that it was never actually abandoned like weâd thought because it was never actually in use as a real power plant. As far as I can tell, it was built to cover up the mechanical equipment that runs the bunker and isnât even hooked into the local grid.â
âFascinating.â Dean said, with sarcasm so dry Sam completely missed it.
âThatâs what I thought. So I came up to check it out, you know, see how the systems were set up, just in case something ever goes wrong⌠again. But what I found was,â Sam opened the double doors that creaked loudly in the cavernous space that they step into.
It was like a cathedral, vast and empty with a vaulted ceiling thirty feet high. It was saved from being gloomy, all that grey stone and dark ironwork rafters, by two of the walls which were striped with four sets of floor to ceiling windows and there were large skylights above. Most surprising to Dean was the fact that they were all, miraculously, unbroken. The rest of the space was mostly empty, with just a few bulky pieces of equipment that looked like they were part of the bunkerâs various mechanical systems. That looked like all that had been there, at least that was all before Sam had gotten to the space. Now, there were two rows of what looked to Dean like black, plastic bathtubs standing near the south side of the room. And there were long fluorescent tube light fixtures suspended above them.
âThat doesnât look like mechanical equipment.â
Sam laughed. âItâs not. But the space was completely empty when I found it. But it had electricity and a sprinkler system and I think itâs actually heated. Or, at least, thereâs ductwork that seems to come up from below.â
They had been wandering closer to the tubs as Sam talked. As they got up to them, Dean could see that they were each filled with rich, dark soil. There was also a network of PVC pipes that ran along over the top of the tubs, with red, shut off valves and nozzles every so often.
Dean sneezed. It had come up so suddenly he hadnât even had time to cover his mouth, just turned to the side. The noise echoing back to him from every corner.
âIâve swept up, but itâs still pretty dusty, I guess.â
Dean sniffled and asked, âDid you do all this?â
âYeah. Iâve been working on it for the last couple months. The tubs are 150 gallon stock tanks that I got from the Tractor Supply over in Smith Center. But I scrounged most of the rest of the supplies. I set up the lights because, even with all the windows, I just donât know if the plants will get enough sunlight. And I flushed the irrigation system throughly and tested it for lead, since, you know the building was built back in the 30âs. But everything is clear and yeah.â Sam looked at Dean. âWhat do you think?â
âYou gonna be growing pot in here or something?â
Sam laughed again and shook his head. âI was thinking more, vegetables and herbs.â
âOh.â
âTry not to sound so disappointed.â
âWell, Iâm not going to lie, Iâd be more excited about pot. But this is impressive, Sammy.â âYou think?â
âYeah. You put a lot of work into this. Why didnât you ask for help?â
Sam shrugged. âI donât know. I just started working on it and then it was just⌠something to do. Plus I didnât want you trying to claim it and fill it up with cars or something.â
Dean looked into the tubs. âYou plant anything yet?â
âNo, I actually need to go pick up the plants and thought you might want to ride over with me? We can get lunch at Peteâs and then swing by the nursery?â
âYeah, okay. Barbecue sounds great.â
They were almost out the door when Dean sneezed again. âDamn. I think you need to sweep again.â
Down in the garage, they both got into the Impala, doors squeaking and banging shut in unison. Dean had the key in the ignition and was just about to start her up when he stopped and looked at Sam.
âHow many plants are you planning on getting?â
Sam narrowed his eyes, Dean could practically see him going through his mental list. They both turned and looked in the backseat at the same time.
âUhâŚâ Sam started.
âWhy donât we take the truck instead?â
âYeah, probably a good idea.â
So they took the old pick-up truck. It was a 1946 Chevrolet 3100 in Morat Green. Sam thought the name sounded made up, but he knew better than to argue about classic vehicles with his brother.
It was an easy fifteen minute drive from Lebanon to Smith Center. By the time they got to Peteâs and parked, Sam had not only run through his list of plants he wanted to get, but had gone on a bit too long (in Deanâs opinion) about the merits of various varieties of tomato and lettuce. Heâd also mentioned several herbs that Dean was about ninety percent certain werenât used for cooking.
âSome of them are medicinal but the other have moreâŚâ Sam lowered his voice as the stepped into the restaurant, âesoteric uses.â
Dean gave him a look.
âWeâve depleted most of our supply of components. And I donât know if youâve noticed but there arenât many suppliers of those things that are still willing to sell to us. So it would be a lot easier if I could just grow what we needed.â
âOkay, settle down. This is your project, you can get whatever plants you want.â
They changed the topic of conversation as they sat down, deciding without needing to discuss it, that theyâd rather debate who would win in a fight between themselves and various comic book superheroes and villains. The lapsed mostly into silence when their food arrived, with only the occasional obscene groan from Dean around a mouthful of double bacon cheeseburger.
âDude.â
âWhat? Itâs good.â Dean asked still chewing.
âSo is my salad, but you donât hear me moaning like Meg Ryan.â âYeah, âcause no one gets orgasmic over a salad, Sam.â
âJust, try not to get the cops called on us. And donât talk with your mouth full.â
âFine, Mom.â
Shaking his head, Sam rolled his eyes, but he couldnât quite stop the corners of his mouth from pulling up into a smile as they finished off their lunch.
It was a short drive across town to the greenhouse. To be fair, everything in Smith Center was a short drive, it wasnât a big town. When they pulled into the parking lot there was a banner string up on one side of the entrance to the greenhouse. Several families with kids were gathered by it.
âAdopt-a-Pet?â
âGo, check it out, play with some puppies or something. Iâll just be a few minutes anyway.â Sam said as he wandered inside.
Dean made his way over and was having just as much fun watching the kids coo and squeal and beg their parents for a puppy or a kitten as he was looking at the baby animals.
There were older animals too, a bunch of cats and a few dogs. One of the dogs was laying down in its crate, and while its ears perked up at every loud sound, it wasnât watching the chaos around it as much as the other dogs. Dean crouched down and peered at it through the bars of the crate. It was black and white with longish fur.
âInterested in adopting a pet?â a woman asked him when she was done handing a clipboard of paperwork to one of the families.
âIâve already got a dog. I just thought I look while my brotherâs getting stuff for his garden.â
âWell, each animal has a tag on their crate with information like breed, sex, age, and if theyâre good with kids or other animals.â
Dean looked and saw the tag on the crate in front of him. âOtis, huh?â
The dogâs head perked up immediately.
âGuess thatâs you.â Dean said. He read the tag and looked at the dog and then read the tag again.
It had taken Sam a lot longer than heâd anticipated in the greenhouse because they didnât have a couple of the varieties that heâd really wanted, so he had to decide on what to get instead. But once he checked out, he had several packets of seeds tucked into his pocket and two long flats of young plants, and was feeling pretty good about his choices. Dean was nowhere to be seen when he carried the first group of plants out and slid them into the back of the truck, but when he came out with the rest of them, he could see Deanâs head through the back window of the truck. Plants safely stowed, he closed the tailgate and walked around to the passenger door.
A loud bark when he opened the door made him jump. Sitting on the bench seat next to his brother was a border collie.
âDean?â
âSam.â
âThereâs a dog in the truck.â
âYou always were observant.â
âDean, why is there a dog in the truck?â
âHis name is Otis. Otis, say hello to Sam.â
Otis chuffed.
âOkay.â Sam looked at the dog and then at his brother. âDid, did you adopt a dog?â
Dean just smiled at him and ruffled the fur on Otisâ head as he started the truck up. âYes I did. Come on, letâs get him home and introduce him to Miracle.â
There was much barking and vigorous wagging of tails and lots of butt sniffing. After a few minutes, Dean declared the introduction a success and went to help Sam carry the plants up to the power plant.
âI canât believe you got another dog.â
âSam, heâs blind and had been at the shelter for over a year. I couldnât leave him there. Plus, look how happy Miracle is. Now he wonât be completely alone when we have to go out. Heâs got a buddy.â
âYeah, no, I get that, IâI do. But, I just⌠I just think this is the sort of thing that we should have talked about first.â
âHey, I didnât hear you asking me about turn the upstairs into a conservatory, but Iâm okay with it. I think itâs great that youâve got a new hobby.â He sat the flat of seedlings down next to the planters and sneezed. âShit. Man, are there cats up here or something?â
Sam looked around and shrugged.
Dean sneezed again.
âThere is definitely something up here thatâs not agreeing with you. Go on downstairs, Iâve got this.â
âYeah,â Dean sniffled. âIâm gonna go take the dogs for a walk before dinner. Donât stay up here too late, Thereâs still, like, half a lasagna in the fridge and I think thereâs even some salad left over from last night.â
He sneezed again before he got to the door.
Sam pulled the seed packets out of his pocket and flipped through them. There was yarrow, angelica, burdock, belladonna, chamomile, and catnip. He looked back at the door before glancing over to where there was a large cardboard box tucked between two pieces of equipment that Sam was about 80% certain were part of the air handling system. After a moment he started spreading the plants and seed packets around in the various tubs of dirt, plotting out what to grow where.
The next few weeks passed quickly. Miracle adopted Otis faster than Dean had, and it was rare to ever see one without the other. Sam took them out running in the mornings and Dean took them for rides into town or out to some field or another where they went on long meandering walks in the afternoons while Sam tended to his growing garden. He took careful notes and photos, and adjusted the timing of the lights and the sprinkler system. Dean, who still sneezed at least once every time he went up there, kept his visits short and mostly left Sam to his gardening. Meal times were when he was most likely to come up, looking to make sure that his brother was eating.
âHey, Sammy. Lunchtime, come and get it! Wow! Itâs looking lush up here. Got anything edible yet?â
âUh yeah, thereâs some lettuce over there but I just want to get this set⌠Shit!â He swore as the sprayer nozzle heâs been adjusting snapped off in his hand. Water started to gush out of the pipe even as he clamped his hands down tight over the opening. âAh! Get the, uh, the thing... turn it off!â
Dean rushed over and followed Samâs gaze to a red shut off valve a little ways down the line. âYep! Hang on. Got it.â He cranked the valve down tight and the water pressure died.
Sam shook his hands, flinging drops of water into the planter. âThanks.â
A tiny, high pitched, squeaky sort of noise came from between the tub where Sam was working and the one behind it.
âWhatâŚâ Dean began as he leaned over to look between the tubs.
âWell, no point in trying to fix this on an empty stomach. Letâs go eat!â Sam said loudly as he wiped his hands on his jeans and then all but herded Dean towards the door.
âWait, what was that?â
âIt was just the pipes, you know how pipes are. Whatâs for lunch?â
âStop pushing me!â
Sam stopped but stayed between Dean and his garden. There was another squeak.
âSam?â Dean said, glaring at his brother. Before either of them could say anything else Deanâs attention was drawn to a tiny little ball of grey and black striped fluff that toddled out from around the tub that Sam had been working on.
âI knew it.â
Another tiny mewl came from the other end of the garden and Samâs eyes went wide.
âDude, how many kittens are in here?â
Sam deflated with a sigh, âFive.â
âFive?!â
âAnd the mom cat.â
âWere you seriously just going to keep pretending like you didnât know what was making me sneeze?â
âNo! No. I was just waiting until the kittens were old enough to find them homes.â
âBut why not just tell me?â
âI didnât want it to be a big deal, I figured youâre not up here much anyway and itâs a quiet, safe place for them and, well, theyâre cute.â
âBut I still donât get why you were lying to me.â
âI didnât really lie⌠yeah, okay, I lied. Iâm sorry. I guess I was afraid that youâd want them gone.â
Dean looked offended. âIâm not a monster, Sam.â
âI know! But I also know how much you hate cats, soâŚâ
âI donât hate cats.â
âYes, you do. You say it all the time.â
âI donât actually mean it.â
Sam just looked at him, exasperated and at a loss. A squeaky mewl, louder and more demanding than before, sounded from their feet. The first kitten had reached Samâs foot and was starting to climb up his pants leg.
Dean leaned down and carefully unhooked itâs claws from Samâs jeans before standing up, holding it gently in his hands.
He looked at it.
It looked at him.
It cried loudly.
âHave you named them?â
âPfft, no.â
âCool, so I can name them.â
Sam sighed and looked closer at the kitten. âThat oneâs Doc.â
Dean scrunched up his nose and looked at him. âLike the dwarf?â
âNo. Itâs short for Burdock. Itâs a plant.â He looked over to where the other kitten was sitting, still next to the tubs. âThat one is Cam, short for Chamomile. And the others are Yarrow, Catnip or Nip, and Belladonna, like the plant, not the pornstar.â He added quickly at the hopeful arching of Deanâs eyebrow. âThe mom is Angelica.â
âUh huh. You big softy.â Dean smiled at him.
âShut up.â
Dean chuckled as he handed the kitten, who had started to squirm, over to Sam. âThey can stay, just, uh, up here, okay? Now, Iâm going to go wash my hands and eat. Come on.â
Sam placed a quick kiss on Docâs head before setting him gently down on the ground and following after his brother.
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