#potato man

[skelekins]

Possibly one of the best sans faces I’ve ever drawn

[purpletrashsnake]

Quick little Hoffnar before I dissappear again.

[kaechan]

He's my little potato man! 🥔

Hello lil' potato man!

My little potato man!

[kemetic-dreams]

How can I build big arms lifting weights?

IT'S ARM DAY EVERY DAY BOYE!

Fuck yeah dude, time to make dem GUNZ GROW, I don't care what dem experts say, TRAIN YOUR FREAKING ARMS, regularly, often, it's AWESOME, and it will above all other muscle groups, make you FEEL GOOD.

Abs only make you feel good when you just wake up, during the day, I don't care how lean you are, you don't always feel lean.

Leg and Back definition and size are pretty awesome too, but it's more like a badge of honor.

But ARMS dude?

Pumping your arms and hitting that side triceps is FULFILLING, that little flex after training arms just to check dem biceps, that's GLORY SON, no wonder Arnold was talking that crazy talk about having orgasms in the gym, it's really freaking GOOD to have a pump in your arms.

So let's take a look at how to train them arms for MAXIMUM HYPERTROPHY.

General considerations.

When it comes to building a BIGASS ARMS the key is the pump, which is bringing blood to the region to make everything there grow, and the mind-muscle connection which is your ability to actively feel the muscle contracting.

To optimally do that, you should reserve 1 ENTIRE WORKOUT just to train your biceps and triceps together.

If you're already properly building your BACK & CHEST you're already properly overloading your arms, so this workout is exclusively directed toward learning to feel the muscle and get a pump.

You have gotta be able to contract both of them, anytime you want, and every time you go to the gym, you need to be able to get a pump, I know LOTS of dudes, that don't know what that is, that mistake the pump with DOMS, and are always walking around flat as hell.

Volume considerations

Volume for arms is pretty straight-up when it comes to frequency, ALWAYS get a little pump before doing other upper body exercises, it will ensure the longevity of your elbows, and believe me, you don't want elbow pain in your life, IT SUCKS HARD.

Other than that, you're already getting CRAZY volume training your upper body properly, so just add 1 workout on top of it, but the thing about arms is, it doesn't require much to keep it but to make the MOST POSSIBLE GAINZ it requires A LOT OF EMPHASIS:

To keep your arm gainz requires: 0-6 working sets a week.

Getting decent arm gainz requires: 7-12 working sets a week.

To get OPTIMAL arm gainz requires: 13-25 working sets a week.

To go FULL BEAST MODE and have horseshoe triceps and biceps vein without a pump 25+ working sets a week.

Keep in mind to split these working sets evenly between the biceps and triceps, let's say you're doing 12 working sets, make sure that 6 of them target the biceps, and 6 of them target the triceps.

Arm exercise sequencing.

When it comes to arm training I use the following sequence:

Activation sets

Finisher sets

Arm training is the simplest of all, it's 100% just GRIND, you need to put in a shitton of reps and that's it, no need to pick crazy heavyweights, no need to do 30 different exercises, you only need to find the exercises you like, that you REALLY can feel the target muscle contracting and work on building volume with those.

Activation Sets

Activation sets are designed to pump blood into the muscles that will then get SMASHED in the workout, their main focus is keeping your body primed to work, reducing the risk of injury, and extending your longevity.

When it comes to arm training it's just a matter of getting that pump with great form and minimum strain.

Focus:

Prevent Injury, and pump blood.

Exercise suggestions:

Cable pushdowns, concentration curls, EZ bar curls.

Rep range: 10-15

RPE: 4-5

Primary Progressive Overload Strategies:

Increase reps.

Increase sets.

Increase time-under-tension

Reduce rest.

Reduce overall time.

Finisher sets

Finisher sets often go to failure and/or beyond, THEY ARE ESSENTIAL FOR BIG ARMS, no way around it, you gotta feel it burn, SEE THE PUMP, the idea is by the end of your workout you should EMPTY THE GAS TANK, take every single last drop of glycogen within the muscle OUT, they often include SPECIAL METABOLITE TECHNIQUES like partial reps, supersets, paused reps, rest pauses, and dropsets, they can be used in every single part of your training, but for the arm, I consider them especially valuable in order to create roundness and achieve a great arm pump.

This is the time to unleash the MEATHEAD inside you, pick a machine or exercise and GO NUTS, really make sure you're feeling your arms BURNING.

I strongly recommend using CIRCUITS in this phase of the workout, pick 2-3 exercises and do crazy supersets.

Focus:

Going to failure and BEYOND.

Exercise suggestions:

Barbell Curls, Dumbbell Curls, EZ Bar Curls, Preacher Curls, Triceps pushdowns, triceps kickbacks, machine triceps extensions, rope pushdowns.

Rep range: AMRAP

RPE: 10+

Primary Progressive Overload Strategies:

Increase reps.

Increase sets.

Increase time-under-tension

Reduce rest.

Reduce overall time.

Overloading Sets

Arms don't require direct overloading sets, for instance, heavy-ass skullcrushers and strict barbell curls are COOL AS FUCK, but they're not at all required to build your arms if you're already doing rows, bench, OHP, Pullups.

Stretch under-load sets

There are stretching components to using FULL ROM on arm movements, but I don't think it classifies as a stretch under-load set like a Jefferson Curl would be.

Exercise selection.

A brief Tier list of my favorite exercises for the muscle group.

Tier S - Exercises that beginners, intermediate and advanced lifters SHOULD be doing to maximize hypertrophy.

Barbell Curl

Cable Triceps Pushdown

EZ Bar Curl

Rope Pushdown

Alternating Dumbbell Curl

Tier A - Exercises that beginners, intermediate and advanced lifters COULD be doing to maximize hypertrophy.

Dumbbell Twist Curl

Triceps Kickbacks

Cable EZ Bar Curl

Triceps Overhead Extension

Hammer Curl

Machine Triceps Extension

Machine Triceps Pushdown

Tier B - Exercises that beginners don't need to do, but intermediate and advanced lifters can incorporate in their workouts.

Close-grip Bench Press.

Incline Dumbbell Curl

Machine Preacher Curl

Assisted Dip

Barbell Skullcrusher

Cable Overhead Triceps Extension

Dumbbell Skullcrusher

Overhead Triceps Extension

Tier C - Exercises that are NICHE and designed for a specific goal.

Pin Presses

Close grip pin press.

Cable Single Arm Pushdown

Inverted Skullcrusher

Rope Overhead Triceps Extension

JM Press

Spotto Press

Seated Barbell Overhead Triceps Extension

[sbnkalny]

The "Potato Man" is the bomb that makes this place.

The "Potato MAN" is disappointing

[jisungshotfirst]

SEUNGSIK IS BACKKKKKKKK

[harmfulgiggles]

Made doodles and was really confused on how to post said doodles. Anyway my favorite is a tie between the little potato man and the not really pony. Dispute the fact I spent more time on the middle one.

[extralargechungus]

[camo-everything]

Mr potato I belive that you will bring me good luck

[noivern]

i mightve made. too much gnocchi.

[egophiliac]

how are u on gavv so far? because i need to scream about how insane it has been (and that zakuzakuchips and fuwamallow have won special places in my heart)

can't believe his mom got flavor-blasted to death. 😔 RIP.

[snail-studios]

looking for you in the neon lights (why don't you answer me?)

[shiftythrifting]

[stealingpotatoes]

Are you bi ?

yes but now i'm questioning who else you thought the pfp might be about like

[softmintpurejoy]

I don't know if it's a canon thing or a really popular hc, but Dick not being able to cook is something u will never belive

You can't convince me this boy didn't try to help Alfred in any way possible and wasn't always watching him cook anytime he could

He may not cook a lot, cause it's fucking exhausting no matter how much you like doing it (saying this as a person who can cook, but does it when only in the mood), but he can do it and he isn't falling over his feet he will cook cause it would be the most fulfilling meal in this month (yeah, it's probably a once/twice a month event when he cooks, cause God, this guy does not get enough rest)

Bonus+

People around him may also think he cooks awfully cause they never see him do it, so they just assume he can't, cause why would your ration contain only cereal and fast food if you can cook? (Cause it's exhausting. It does not accure to them)

Also Dick stress cooks after arguments, cause a good knife work is a nice stress relief. He can do this fast cutting thing, when the slices are thin and his fingers aren't cut all over (I need this super power).

Never disturb his cooking, no matter in what mood he started, walk around the kitchen like on egg shells, cause there is a possibility of a knife being thrown at you. Or that you'll have to finish the cooking cause he'd suddenly won't want to cook anymore (I'm projecting)

Bonus++ (birdflash)

Wally learned about the previous paragrath quirks first hand and first he had to catch a knife that was thrown at him (he decided to never ask how dinner with Bruce went ever again, cause he values his life and Dick's mental health) and then had to finish whatever genius of culinary he was doing (he never tells what's that he cooking, but it always turns out good)

Wally does most of the cooking, but he's cooking mostly average, like, edible, pretty tasty, but nowhere Dick's level, neither of them complains, but sometimes Wally would try the dish Dick made the last time he was in the mood for it, and it would obviously be not as good and he'd get kinda upset

[acowardinmordor]

Hey. What if Chrissy was cursed, but she doesn’t go to Eddie to ask for ket, she goes to ask for carboprost. And maybe she doesn’t call it that by name, and maybe she doesn’t outright say that she can’t stay pregnant because it would mean that she’d have to marry Jason, but that doesn’t matter. Because in this version, Eddie is the child of an accidental pregnancy, and his mom and dad got married, and it destroyed his mom. So fuck that noise.

Normally, he’d have the meds on hand, and would offer to drive her out of town to a clinic. He happens to be out, and Chrissy is terrified (because Vecna is making it all so much worse) so Eddie changes something.

He offers to drive Dustin home, and has Chrissy with him. Dustin thinks this is hella weird, but Eddie says that he needs to talk to Claudia. Dustin still demands answers, but the kid knows that his mom is a nurse, and it has to be important to happen at 11 on a Friday. Chrissy stays in the car with her favorite music playing to help her calm down, while Eddie has a quick, awkward conversation with Claudia. She thinks Eddie got his girlfriend pregnant and gives him a look about it. She didn’t think that situation was a possible problem for Eddie tbh.

Claudia doesn’t have a random bag of abortion meds with her - that would be insane - but she works the next day, and can get Chrissy in quickly and quietly. Before opening.

Eddie goes back out to the van with the news, planning to ignore Dustin’s questions the entire way, and then leave. Thus. Dustin is with Eddie when Chrissy pauses the tape to listen. Thus. Dustin sees her cursed, and he’s a little shit, but he is always right. Cranks the music back up, manages, with Eddie’s help, to snap her out of it.

Dustin runs inside to grab his walkie, shout to his mom he’s having a sleepover, and starts the fight 16 hours early.

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Hot potato if you want it