#postalsona

[hals-homo-blog]

Postalsona I Guess

Everybody and their mother is making a Postalsona these days so I decided I would draw mine XP

I liked thinking of him in the context of like, being a character in the game itself, like an NPC.

Hal would be an NPC you could interact with, he's a drug dealer, so the Dude could buy 'Health' items from him or order Special Items that would come in on like, the next game day, I dunno. You could prolly trade him an item or something and have him go on some of the missions and snipe enemies. He'll find some snipers nest type spot and provide cover fire for the Dude. Prolly a rare item to trade or smth so it's not an op sort of feature, idk.

More story-ish type stuff under the cut BC IM SHYYYY GO AWAY 😭😭😭

I think he and the Dude met shortly after Hal moved to Paradise, he's again, a drug dealer, so they definitely have a common interest. Hal's not quite so brain dead as the other NPCs in the town, so I figure they'd kind of strike up a conversation and become pals. The Dude can just come over to Hal's apartment whenever, and that's nice because Hal's air conditioning works on a more consistent basis, and The Bitch also isn't there, so basically it's a win-win sort of thing whenever he visits. Hal's kind of a loner aside from the Dude, he thinks he's funny, so he likes it when they visit each other. The Dude's particular brand of verbosity tickles Hal's brain, so he'll often ask him odd questions just to set him off on a ramble.

[todayisyourturntolose]

AAAAH i finally got around to making a dudesona/postal oc :) he's funkdude, a funk based postal dude obv. he was originally gonna be discodude but i like funk more soooo

this is essentially his beta design atm, i'll get around to showing off his pins + tweak his design a bit but this is what he looks like currently !

bonus:

[wubsabi]

I see so many cool Postal-sonas but then there's mine who's just a grunge college graduate down on their luck in Paradise that happened to stumble upon this unstable man

[dingus-dog-935]

They’re in Love~ 💚

[cowboy-yeehaw]

He won't stop casting mpreg on his foes.

[indigotenmei]

My Retail Worker Dude :3 I had him for sooo fking long, but i never drew him properly, only sketches and animatics whoa💀 He has a lot of lore that takes place in the 90's but i might could explain more in the future ooo Sometimes he's told to use a cow costume for his job

[trideca-art]

postalsona for matching icons with @postalfgt

[scuffedboot]

welcome to scuffedb00t on tumblr dot com where we draw old man yaoi

yes that's postal dude i am not immune to the charm insane old men

[mangoezz]

Ye

[saskiasabri]

strong sis!!!!

[object-yaoi]

my postal sonaaa shes so hot. tumblr logged me out when i tried to post this. fuck

[hals-homo-blog]

Postal 3 Self Insert OC

Idk what to put here tbh pls say something nice about him 😭 He was born in a cardboard box in a swamp somewhere, raised by a pack of alligators all alone. I just slut-ified him for no reason. I figured they made P3 Dude like, more conventionally attractive than P2 by way of de-greasing him and making him a little thicker, so I kind of did the same thing to Rodney.

The name Rodney or The Sinister Rod is a meme from my friends discord server as well. Basically the entire design philosophy of Rodney was just "Is it funny? Ok do that."

[mouse-mcnuggets]

them: you better not be cunty tyler durden's postalsona when I get there

my stupid ass:

[wubsabi]

Updated my Postalsona like a normal person

Bonus meme I redrew:

[dingus-dog-935]

GOOBER LOVE~!

[OC X CANON]

[meatheaddummy]

POSTALSONA!!! GUHAHHAHGUHARAHHH!!!!