#possessed by the halloween spirit 3 months early
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frnchgirls · 3 months ago
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warnings: suggestive!, borderline filth, mentions of blood
thinking about vampire!art who goes to a halloween party at stanford, showing up without a costume cause patrick convinced him to come last minute. he sets foot in the house and immediately picks up your scent from across the room, easily sticking out amidst the stench of weed and booze. it's too sweet and he's pacing cause he thought maybe patrick was wrong, he could hold off just one more day without feeding but no. he needs it. he needs you.
he awkwardly approaches you, clad in some costume that's a slutty version of a character from one of your favorite shows and mumbles that you have something he wants. you're confused at first. he's twitching like he's having withdrawals, and you don't even vape so where did he get the impression that you have anything on you? you frown and explain with a shrug, "sorry, man. i don't- tyler over there can probably help you out, though." and he lets out a laugh and shakes his head cause that's not what he meant.
"listen, i'm art." he starts, leaning in so close his lips are practically brushing against the shell of your ear, "how about you take me somewhere we can be alone?" and his message couldn't be clearer. you're taken aback, replying with a sheepish "oh." but you like his fluffy blonde hair and that hungry look in his eye so why not? as soon as you drag him into an empty bathroom and shut the door behind you, his mouth is on yours.
art groans, knowing he could gnaw at your lips 'til they're bleeding and get a taste of you that way, but he doesn't want to scare you off. you make out until he's practically drooling, pressing his fingers against your thrumming pulse point and he's rock hard and can't hold back any longer. he pulls his hand away from your throat, replacing the touch with desperate kisses down your neck when he warns you, "i'm gonna bite you, okay? just a little nibble. you won't mind, right?"
before you can react, he's sinking his teeth in you and breaking the skin. his composure is lost when your blood finally hits his tastebuds. it's the best thing he's ever tried, even compared to what he's had before he got turned and it's not long before he's humping your thigh and sucking more out of you. "i'm sorry, i'm so sorry. tastes so good 'n i can't fuckin' stop." he whimpers, voice so high pitched it sounds like he might cry as his pretty pink tongue laps up every drop.
you're calling out his name with all the remaining strength you have left, even though you're lightheaded and losing color underneath him and your strangled sounds make him cum in his pants. he forces himself to pull away as he comes down from his high cause the last thing he needs is you dying on him, especially when he could use you as a personal blood bank instead.
all you can hear him say through his heavy breathing as he wipes his mouth and heads for the door is "thank you. you were such a good pet. didn't scream or nothin'. i'll make it up to you when i see you again. i promise."
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dark-moonlust · 1 month ago
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🎃 Spooktober Smut Fest Event 2024!
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Hey everyone! Happy October! I'm excited to announce that I'm hosting a Spooktober Halloween Monster Smut Fest event this month. I have some very steamy pairings in mind. Check out the pairings below for a taste of what’s to come, and I’m also open to special requests.
Oneshots planned below:
🩶 “Good morning Frankenstein” - Frankenstein x reader
🩶 "Alistair’s Possession"– Ghost x reader
🩶 "The Cursed Kings"– 3 mummies x freader
🩶 "Pumpkin Patch Encounter"– Jack-o’-lantern spirit x reader
🩶 "The Tentacled Monster Under the Bed" – Tentacle monster x reader
🩶 "The Vampire Coven’s Claiming" – Vampires x reader
🩶 "Claimed by the Swamp Creature"– Swamp monster x reader
🩶 "The Gargoyle's Awakening" – Gargoyle x reader
🩶 “Cemetery Claiming” - Lust monster x necromancer reader
🩶 "The Forest of Carnal Pleasures" - 3 Satyrs x reader
🩶 “The Goblin’s Deal” - 2 goblins x reader
🩶 “Claimed by the HellHound” - Hellhound x hellcat reader
Just a quick heads-up: some of the pairings or titles might change since I haven’t started writing them yet. Because of that, I don’t have an exact update schedule, but each one-shot will be posted throughout October (Patreon first because they get early access). I also plan something extra special for Thursday October 31st, which also happens to be my birthday! Hehe, stay tuned for more!
Hugs, Kate.
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beautifully-lumpy · 2 years ago
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the beautiful person's journal - #12: christmas videos
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it's the most wonderful time of the year, and youtubers are ramping up their production quality for their final video of the year. everything for the past 12 months has led up to this point, and audiences have their expectations increased. whether or not this season finale is tied to any holiday celebration, it is sure to be a riot.
the caddicarus show has had its fair share of christmas specials. its 2020 reboot to this day still hasn't had anything close to a halloween special - if you read my entry about the month of terraaarrr then you'd know that halloween used to mean serious business on this channel. but the reboot has managed to get 2 christmas specials so far, with the 3rd just around the corner in the form of a 1 million subscriber special we've been waiting a hot minute for.
so how about we discuss these christmas specials? it's the perfect time of year, and i have plenty of nostalgic memories with these videos.
2012-2015 specials (old kingdom/first intermediate period)
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the first caddicarus christmas special was santa claus saves the earth. this episode is still such a classic all these years later. it's got one of those classic 2010's game reviewer special story arcs where the evil spirit of telegames "possesses" caddy's PS1 and caddy is forced to shoot it. he then lays it to rest at the playground behind his house while lip-syncing to a muppets christmas carol song. it's also where the lesbians clip is from.
when i came along in 2014, this video was blocked here in the US for featuring most of that muppets song. however, 12-year-old me was able to find it on the hidden block website. i watched it on the family computer in the dead of night with the volume low. a formative experience.
next year, caddy reviewed the grinch PS1 entirely in rhyme. yes, seriously.
in 2014, he counted down his top 10 snow levels in video games. i have a warm and fuzzy memory of watching this with my best friend on her TV in her room while we ate pizza. this was back during the times of frozen fever and i was vehemently on the side of frozen hatred - so that "do you want to build a snowman?" reference pissed me the hell off. XD
then in 2015, he reviewed legoland, which was the first non-explicitly-christmasy subject for a caddicarus christmas video - never again would he take a look at a (secular) christmas-themed game for a christmas video lmao. i remember making my first tumblr account on the day this video came out.
2016-2018 specials (middle kingdom/second intermediate period)
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in early november of 2016, caddy uploaded this update video. in it, he announced that he'd be taking a 1-month break from the channel - the longest break the channel had ever been on at that point. this was because he was moving, and because he was working on a very elaborate christmas special. this christmas special wasn't a part of any show - in fact, it was its own thing.
the cadvent calendar was a series of videos in which caddy counted down his top 25 video games of all time. every single day in december through the 25th, we got a new short video for each game. this was the craziest thing at the time...we were already getting 3 videos a week, but now we were getting videos every day?
i don't really have anything much to say about the videos themselves, it was pretty much just a normal top list but without any filmed segments or cutaway gags - maybe that's why they weren't as memorable, imo. but of course, this was his way of still providing us with a neat Christmas special while he was making a pretty big move!
jan animations created the intro sequence. i remember watching jan create the intro on his streams - he'd play so much banger music and at one point he actually played some caddicarus videos and we watched them on stream XD i also made a hip hop remix of the theme song - it sounds very wonky because i created the thing in audacity. 💀
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december 2017 was the first and only december in which every caddicarus episode was christmas-themed. well, okay, they were very LOOSELY christmas-themed...
caddy donned a christmas sweater in every video (except for the proper christmas special, where he wore a mario onesie). there was the episode on the die hard trilogy (i haven't seen die hard but i know it's considered a christmas film for some reason), there was the silent hill episode (silent hill has snow so therefore = christmas), the mega man 8 collab with gillythekid had a bit where gilly sent him a present that just so happened to be the topic of the video, and the peppa pig game episode had a similar setup. they're also all officially considered christmas videos because they're in the "a crazy caddy christmas" playlist.
these 4 episodes actually still hold up pretty well today for being from what i used to consider the worst season of the original series. i actually hated the mega man 8 episode when it dropped...i guess i thought it wasn't funny and/or that caddy and gilly didn't work as well together. upon rewatch, it wasn't as bad as i remember. yeah some jokes fell flat but overall it's a solid episode. it's nowhere near as mid as the entirety of the season that came after this one.
before i rewatched the die hard episode, i'd completely forgotten about the "yippie ki yay muddy phillip" bit and then promptly laughed my ass off.
the proper christmas special on the peppa pig game dropped on christmas eve, and that whole day is a warm and fuzzy memory. i went to the christmas eve service at church with my family, then we got taco bell and went home and watched the santa clause, and right after that i got the notification for the new caddicarus episode. that night i ended up getting the galaxy-themed new nintendo 3DS XL to replace my previous 3DS that broke.
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in 2018, caddy produced his sequel to the cadvent calendar - the BADvent calendar! this was originally supposed to air in 2017, but too many things got in the way. it worked the exact same way as the cadvent calendar did, except it was now the worst games caddy ever played.
funnily enough - i haven't watched this special in full until very recently. when this was released, i was kinda losing interest in caddicarus, and just a day after this special started, jontron returned to youtube after a year. needless to say, my mind was set on jontron for the remainder of the month, and for the next several months as well. that didn't help with my waning special interest.
but yeah, nothing much to say about this one.
2019 is currently the only year we've gone without a caddicarus christmas special. we don't know yet if the spyro video will have slight christmas themes or references in it, since that's pretty much the only requirement for a mid-late december caddicarus episode to be billed as a christmas special.
2019 actually was going to have a christmas special, but it was abruptly canceled due to reasons i'll get into in the entry about the second intermediate period. i keep teasing this entry lmao...it'll be a lengthy one.
2020-present specials (new kingdom)
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the caddicarus show's reboot has had 2 christmas specials so far - one about the PS5 release and one on jesus games. the jesus games video in particular had one of the first explicitly christmasy subjects we've seen in a hot minute - albiet not secular.
as usual for the 2020-present videos, they're bangers. obviously, i was absent for these, but mannnnn after watching these, i know that i missed out.
over the years, this channel has stayed consistent when it came to christmas specials. a lot of happy memories were made with these videos!!
in the next entry, we're going to be looking at a certain side-show that made its debut in december of 2015...and how it affected the channel and its fanbase.
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lamortexiii · 3 years ago
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Cryptic Mystic: We Are the Mask
The things you like, how you socialize, your reactions - all make up parts of your personality. Deciphering the truth from the lies; we possess the ability to morph who we are. How much/what do we mask, and what purpose does “masking” serve? This month’s blog dives deep into a few topics that all tie together to create one collective theme. As most things in life, these topics are intertwined. You’ll likely take something different from this blog than the next person, but that’s how my blogs are, as you probably well know… Now, without further adieu, let’s jump into this one.
To start, I’d like to take a moment to ask that you visit the website 16personalities.com and take their personality test. I guarantee you’ll gain valuable insight into your personality, and how you compare with others. It may even help you to better understand yourself or others. I always get the result of “Protagonist: ENFJ-A”. This result hasn’t changed in the last 5 years, however, psychologists and layperson test-takers alike will let you know that throughout life the results can change. So, on a scale of 1-100, here are my detailed results: 
MIND (Introversion VS extroversion): 89% extroverted
ENERGY (intuitive VS observant): 79% intuitive
NATURE (thinking VS feeling): 53% feeling
TACTICS (judging VS prospecting): 94% judging
IDENTITY (assertive VS turbulent): 56% assertive
Personality is a somewhat stable thing but has the potential to change over time in certain ways. There are some parts of us that I fully believe will never change. I term those the “concrete personality factors.” However, there are plenty of things about our personality that we can change if we try. Strong willpower and mind can aid in changing one's personality traits that are malleable. The not-so-malleable personality traits are much harder to change (if changing them is even possible) and would take a great amount of self-discipline and maybe even some serious professional therapy. My perspective: embrace who you are! If there is something about yourself that you would like to change because it is harmful to yourself or others, then work towards that change. At the end of the day, you are the only person who holds the key to changing who YOU are. The choice is ultimately yours. I tell people, no amount of therapy can change a person unless they truly want to change in the first place. Just like no one else can force you to change. Changing requires work and effort on YOUR part. 
So how do masks tie into all of this? People hide who they are behind metaphorical masks all of the time. We see this in several realms, however not all always apply in this context to everyone. We see examples of people “masking” who they really are through makeup, clothing, behaviors, and actions on a daily basis. Some are better at hiding who they are than others, and some of these folks you likely believe that you know who they are, but in reality, you have no idea. That’s one of the interesting things about the internet - you can be whoever you want to be. Whether that is your true self or a figment of who you are, the internet is a place where we see the most “masking.” Deciphering the truth from the lies in this digital world can be challenging.
I’ll tell you a story about an encounter I had early on in the age of technology and computers. Back in the olden days of dial-up internet, we had these things called chat rooms. Haha. Okay, I’ll stop acting like most of you don’t know what the hell dial-up and that whole era of technology looked like because I’m sure that a majority of you experienced it firsthand like me. Anyway, so I was in a chat room talking with random strangers. I really hit it off with this one guy. We liked a lot of the same music and had a similar style. He sent me some pictures and I thought he was attractive. We had good conversations. It was a good friendship so far, so after talking with him for a few months I decided to set up a meeting. I decided to be on the safe side just in case and take a friend with me to meet him for the first time. A friend of mine needed to go visit her boyfriend so she agreed to give me a ride to the location and agreed to leave me there while she ran to her boyfriend’s house only if I was comfortable. If I wanted her to stay she agreed that she would stay with me. We drove the 30 minutes into town and approached the location in her pickup truck. As we came closer to the building I could see a guy standing outside of the building (it was a bar) and he was smoking a cigarette. He was wearing all black, chains hanging off of his pants, and a front-facing black baseball-style cap. I knew that had to be him. We stopped in front of the building and he walked towards the truck on the driver's side where my friend was sitting. Upon reaching the window, he looked absolutely nothing like the picture he had sent me. In fact, he was much older than the picture he had sent me. Yes, you can laugh, your friendly neighborhood witch Kavita was officially catfished before catfishing was a thing. *cue laughter* He had an extremely creepy energy coming off of him (and not the good kind). He asked what we were up to, and I told him we had some errands to run, but that I just wanted to stop by and say hi. He was eyeballing me like a piece of meat. I grew intensely uncomfortable. The tension in the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife. My friend sensed that this was not the meeting I had intended and explained to him that we had to go, but that it was good meeting him and quickly drove away. She began laughing, looked over at me with a sheepish smile, and said, “what in the fuck was that?!” 
Oh, the early days of the internet. It was the wild west. It still is to a certain extent, but back then it was a much different time. My story paints an important picture about how people can easily put on a mask to impress others or to lure in their prey. I’ll never be certain of that man’s intention, but he lied about many things for one reason or another and that’s not cool. 
Looking at masks from a literal perspective and their origin, the first masks are from at least 9000 years ago. They were thought to have been used for occult rituals in countries like China and Africa. Some masks were to ward off evil spirits, while others were used for disguise, entertainment, or even for religious worship. The earliest masks were made from tree bark and leather. Some of these masks were in the shape of a human face, however, some were shaped like animal faces. Animal face masks often symbolized the connection between native people and nature. Many tribes and ancient cultures (some of which still exist today) gave utmost importance to nature, animals, and the world around them. As time went on, sometimes animal masks were used in sync with someone’s zodiac as a form of personal representation.
Masks have come a long way since their invention. Today masks can be used for protection (as we know all too well in this day and age), as well as to supply oxygen and other drugs during procedures or in life-threatening situations. We see people wear masks on Halloween (counting the days over here!) as well as for social gatherings, such as a masquerade-themed party or on New Year’s Eve. 
So, we’ve talked about metaphorical masks as well as masks in the literal sense. I hope that you were able to take something from this blog. Whether you learned something new that you found interesting or maybe you even learned something about yourself through that personality quiz. Until next month, be easy and stay safe out there my fellow earth wanderers. 
<3 - K
Cryptic Mystic Blog by PsychVVitch @psychvvitch
www.LaMorteXiii.com
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tomyo · 4 years ago
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A Vague Soul Eater Timeline Estimate:
TyI feel confused a lot when I see the characters listed as being 13 since a lot of elements don’t line up. Things like Soul riding a Harley (which are notoriously large and likely hard for a boy at the start of puberty to ride), Tsumugi (canonically 14) calling Maka senpai, and of course, the likelihood that the soul eater characters aren’t the same age. I saw a half finished draft pointing out some of these things but it began to become just a lengthy timeline. So as someone who’s obsessively documented this series for over 10 years, I thought I’d just explain the general time frames in Soul Eater. 
Warning: Long and full of spoilers.
First off, I always pictured the characters to start the series around 15 for various reasons I’ll get into later but in doing some extra fact checking, the wiki even cited Ohkubo saying Soul is 13-15. My viewing of their age is proto Maka and Soul in the pilot chapter look significantly younger than their standard design. While I doubt years passed between the Blair incident and Meeting Tsumugi on the stairs, I view their proto designs as 13 and their standard look as them at 15. Although admittedly there is a lot of information that can be contradictory as we will see.
Black Star is often headcanoned as the youngest but he is actually roughly a year older than Maka. He was brought to DWMA on the day she was born. The wiki says he was one year old but seeing as he was still unable to walk or talk, I’d guess it was closer between 6-10 months. 
Liz supposedly said in chapter 74 that she is two or three years older than BS making her around 17-19 at the beginning. I’m going to estimate low and put her at 17 for reasons. At some point I hope to find the original japanese text to see for myself just to verify if that’s what she said or if it was an embellished translation. Since Tsubaki has a similar figure to her, I would put her at the same age.
Patty is a little confusing. She’s called a Twin gun along with her sister and Japan still uses Onee/imouto even for twins based on who was born first, however Twin seems to more mean matching that literal twins in this use. Patty is probably anywhere between 14-16 but I’m going to stick with 16 because her doppleganger from B.ichi, Mana is 16 (Patty is also a bit taller than Maka which could suggest she is older.)
Death the Kidd has also been confirmed by Ohkubo to be 13-15 (which again I’m gonna place as 15).
So final thoughts before timeline listing, Soul Eater not is one of the most reliable pieces of info on the early Soul Eater timeline. Death City is in a monoseasonal climate which made it hard to identify how much time was passing but Tsumugi’s arrival fills in a LOT of details. She is 14 (a japanese middle schooler), arrives in Spring (Most likely April), Soul is still wearing a Gakuran(Boy’s middle school uniform) ONLY in the first episode (suggesting he was at the end of being middle school aged), Sid is still alive and Medusa is still around at the start but Stein shows up midway through the series, and her series ends on Halloween. I will push back the main kids’ ages back slightly for SEN. To also note, DWMA seems to most commonly take in students middle school aged an above unless there is a unique circumstance in cases like Black Star, PoT, PoF, and Angela. And finally, becoming a Death Weapon is rare and the info of Soul and Maka’s second time collecting 100 souls will suggest the minimum time progression from their first meeting to the Blair incident. 
So without further ado:
At 12/13 years old, Maka and Soul meet and pair up as a Meister Weapon pair. Both regularly wore a gakuran and the same sailor suit as tsumugi. Maka introduces Soul to Black Star who is a childhood friend and both meet his new partner Tsubaki.
Roughly one year before Tsumugi arrives, Spirit and Maka’s Mother (Who we will call Kami; her fan name from a misinterpretation) decide to get divorced. US divorces take about a year to go through and theirs finalized at the start of the first SE arc.
It was likely at this point Maka moved into an apartment with Soul since her mum left and the two seemed to have lived together for a while by SE not.
During the winter, Death offers Liz and Patty to become his weapons. Liz accepts wanting to provide Patty a better life.
Soul and Maka begin to to transition out of their middle school style uniforms as by a japanese standard, they would be considered high school aged now.
Soul Eater Not Starts
Age Estimates(Young-Oldest): SEN trio 14, Maka: 14 3/4, Soul 15, Dtk 15, BS 15.5, Patty 15.5, Liz 17, Tsubaki 17
Tsumugi discovers she is a weapon and moves to Death City in April. She meets her senpai Maka who is in the advanced class and who later gives a demonstration with Soul who is still wearing a Gakuran. Neither seem upset as they would have if they had recently encountered Blair. 
Between April and May, they loose the 100 souls they collected and Blair moves into their apartment. (SEN 4 references SE 4) A few days later, Black Star fights Mifune for the first time (Based on the Anime’s Prologues which better connect the stories).
Late April: Kim and Jackie become a Meister Weapon pair after Jackie learns Kim is a witch; they are possibly younger than the other main cast as they still wear sailor suits in the main series.
Mid-May: Eternal Feather is possessed by Shaula and is nearly killed but Stein stiches her back up. The main SE cast are likely not aware of Stein as Sid is still alive.
October: Shaula kills Sid.
October 31: Shaula attack Death City but SEN Trio kills her. 
Timeline Inconsistency: There is a timeskip at the end of SEN showing DtK, Liz and Patty becoming partners in Spring however they should already be a working team before the other’s remedial lesson. Specifically in the 2008 anime, Black Star and Soul notice someone (DTK) took a high level mission and ask a still alive Sid for information.
Kim and Jackie are moved up to EAT class.
Soul Eater Starts (Post prologues)
Age changes: Maka: 15; BS, Patty: 16. 6 months have elapsed since SEN.
November: Stein reanimates Stein. Soul, Maka, BS, and Tsubaki meet Stein during their remedial test who thereafter becomes their class teacher. BS and Soul attempt to fight DTK who is starting classes at DWMA. 
Maka and Soul fight Crona. Soul gets badly wounded and infected with Black Blood. Medusa who is unknowingly the witch creating black blood watches his progress in secret. While Soul is recovering Dtk and BS find Excalibur.
Winter: Tsubaki defeats her brother giving her a new power that BS needs to train to use leading to Maka wanting to also become stronger for Soul. Medusa briefly battles Eruka who becomes her unwilling servant. She sends Eruka to Free....Free. Maka, Soul, BS, and Tsubaki battle Free and defeat him after Maka and Soul overcome their issues and slightly awaken the black blood. Maka now is also infected with BB.
March: Year end exams more or less. Given the importance of the exam, it matches up with Japan’s placement exams.
Kid fights Crona while suspicion grows on Medusa.
March 31st: Shibusen founders party. Medusa ambushes them with only our 4 meister weapon pairs escaping. Crona is willingly captured after Maka befriends them and Medusa is ‘killed’, but the Kishin is ultimately revived and Stein is infected with Medusa??. Due to some confusing wording, a lot of people including myself mistake Shibusen’s foundation being around xmas. Realizing the actual date is the end of March, the timeline since Nov is a became a little more vague.
Age Changes: Soul, Dtk: 16; Liz Tsubaki; 18; 12mo since SEN; 6mo since SE
April: The death weapons convene in Death City. Crona starts school at DWMA.
Crona joins Maka and Soul on a mission to the Czech Republic where Arachne is reformed after 800 years. Giriko is also there and apparently just kept body stealing his kids for all that time.
Maka comes back temporarily paralyzed and BS fights Mifune a second time while seeking revenge. (We will diverge from the Anime now)
Joe comes to Death City for internal investigation.
A girl is possessed by Medusa. Crona becomes used to DWMA and Dtk puts on a part for them. Midway through the party, they are called on a mission. Kid is conflicted at finding Death’s name alongside the wizard Brew’s and Crona gets a visit from Medusa after leaving the party. Medusa tells Crona to spy and further worsen Stein’s condition. The Wiki points out that it’s May 21st based on a comment by Azusa. 
May 22nd: DtK fails to find the Book of Eibon.
May 23rd: Crona poisins Marie.
June: The 3 meister renaissance is formed.
The battle for Brew Occurs.
Maka finds out Crona is working with Medusa but doesn’t know what to do, Black Star fights Kid, and Justin Law, the shibusen traitor, kills Joe.
Stein and Marie leave to track Joe’s Killer, BS and Tsubaki take a break from shibusen to go to Tsubaki’s home, and Crona leave Death City for good.
Maka, Soul, DtK, Liz, Patty, and Blair fight some of the Kishin’s clown agents in Russia.
Medusa returns and bargains with Shibusen with her child host as hostage and giving the names of witches in Death City, including Kim who runs away to join Arachnaphobia. Arachnaphobia uses a brew tool to manipulate them.
An alliance between Medusa and Shibusen is formed to fight Arachnaphobia.
I want to make the guess that summer has passed and it is August/September by the Baba Yaga fight. 1. Because it seems like enough events have happened that 3months would have passed and 2. this would make the time skip start in spring which fits thematically (new arc, new team, etc).
The battle against Arachne occurs. Kim and Jackie are saved. BS kills Mifune in their final battle. Arachne is killed by Soul and Maka becoming their witch soul to make Soul a death scythe. Medusa transfers herself to her sister’s corpse and flees leaving behind a free Rachel. Death is captured by Noah.
Angela is taken in by Shibusen who plan to try and guide her away from the sway of destruction natural in witches.
 6 month timeskip, the main cast heals, Spartoi is formed, Justin is formally know as the traitor acquitting Stein of the murder, and Soul and Maka recollect 100 kishin souls thus officially turning Soul into a death scythe. 
Spartoi Arc Starts
Time Passed since SEN: 2 years; Since SE: 1year 5 months
Ages: Maka 16 3/4, Soul/DtK 17, BS/Patty 17 1/2, Liz/Tsubaki:19
Maka and Soul train with Kim and Jackie to utilize Maka’s grigori soul properties for flying. At the same time, Gopher, Noah’s devot peon, attacks intending to assassinate Maka. Maka ofc wins. 
Killik is sent to do reconnaissance on Medusa with Liz and Patty in addition to his Shamanic weapons. There he faces off against Medusa’s madness experimentations.
At the same time, BS and Tsubaki’s recon leads them to a memory erased Crona who they battle with. Eruka and Mizune come to retrieve Crona but Eruka is caught by BS in the end.
Also at the same time, Medusa who was overseeing both events through a crystal ball ends up in a three way battle with Justin and Tezca, the South American death scythe.
Maka and Soul who are still at school discuss how Soul has been getting even more partner requests lately. Only Maka seems aware that an underclassmen has been following them as well.
Soul and Maka witness Blair and the Chupa witches make their way to meet with Shinigami-sama about rescuing Kid followed by BS breaking in behind them to show off the captured Eruka.
Spartoi and Blair enter the book intending to save Kid. While I won’t go over it in its entirety, it’s worthwhile to point out that Giriko describes Maka as looking 15 or so (Something the fandom used often as Maka’s age). However, when he also believed she was new henchman, he said she was 7/10 years too young to be working there suggesting he perceives her as younger than she is. 
DtK gets consumed by madness and has a duel with BS. 
Crona starts spreading madness zones in Russia. Maka and Soul journey with Stein, Kim and Jackie but Soul is briefly taken over by madness.
Kid starts pursuing for answers on Eibon.
Crona kills Medusa.
Spartoi is given the order to kill Crona if found. Maka does a soul perception search but instead comes across the kishin on the moon.
Shibusen prepares for the battle on the moon while Maka and Soul continue to look for Crona. Very little time passes during the kid salvage arc and it seems to be summer when preparations are finished. I would presume since an airship was needed to be built, the final battle takes place around August. 
As Kid and the Death Scythes begin the battle on the moon, Spartoi joins Maka in finding Crona in Italy. Maka fails to talk Crona down who then heads to the moon with the intent to consume the Kishin.
Having no interest in killing Crona, the kids somewhat defect from Spartoi and head to the moon to aid in the fight. However, some of the fighters from the moon, including kid, return after struggling in their mission. Kid decides to gather allies with the witches in order to defeat Asura. 
Crona consumes the kishin and battles Maka while stripping her friends and partner. Maka uses Spirit instead and Crona becomes frustrated at being unable to disharmonize the two. Spirit explains their parent/child connection is too strong to be unsynced causes them to freak out and be overtaken by the kishin.
The meister weapon pair trio battles Asura, Kid reaches godhood, Maka and Soul go inside the Kishin to find Crona, work with them, and kill the Kishin as they rip through him. The witches protect the humans from the flood of madness that spills out and a new era of Shibusen/Witch alliance forms.
Chrona deadass infects the world with boob madness.
A funeral for Shinigami-sama is held the following week.
Kid’s coronation occurs where he announces the end to the war between Shibusen and Witches. We know enough time has passed that people became used to the black moon and BS has decently healed despite literally breaking every bone in his body but Marie hasn’t gotten her baby bump yet which comes in during the third month of pregnancy meaning probably only 2 months at most have passed. October makes sense for where the story ends.
Final main 7 ages (vague ideas): 
Maka: 17
Soul: 17.5
Black Star: 18
Tsubaki: 19-20
Death the Kid: 17.5
Liz:19-20
Patty:18
Total time since SEN started: 2.5 years
Total time since post prologue SE: ~2 years
Final thoughts:
Well, that took two long nights to write down. I tried not to give a tedious play by play and only put down the most essential of story details to help give an idea on time passage. It got progressively harder to detail time as sources started to dwindle from the manga timeline. I love the Spartoi arc so at some point I might go through that part again to reexamine some details. Japanese high school is only three years long so the idea of their story starting at Japan’s freshman age and ending around HS graduation seems fitting. One of the things that also occurred to me with the timeline write up was that Justin in concretely 17 when Crona briefly joins Shibusen, giving us someone to contrast against our cast. In this lovely breakdown we can see the growth spurt the main 3 guys go through but if you also look at their artwork in the later chapters, they also share similar slimmed features to Justin’s design. I will say, early on I was surprised how many time frame details I was able to pull out from the material. Soul Eater was always vague with the fine details but clearly some of us managed to pull out a lot from it. 
In terms of the soul collection, the second 100 souls required 2 years to get(1 soul/mission a week). Soul collection would theoretically get easier over time and experience but its hard to figure out with all the variables we saw like a major injury, an attack on the city, and the kishin revival. Then there’s also questioning how long it took Maka and Soul to sync up. While Tsumugi’s case is unusual, it took her 6 months to even partner up (though then they also flawlessly killed a witch sooo). Going by the middle + high school model for Shibusen, Maka’s efficiency and a less big world issues could possibly validate the idea they could get that far in 3 years. Applying that much time for the idea Maka/Soul are 13 would mean they started their partnership at around 9-10 years old which seems unlikely to me. Then again, Justin became a death scythe AT 13 so who knows. 
My last little thought is completely inconsequential but I see Maka as having an end of August birthday. The 23rd game to mind but I didn’t realize that was the switchover date from Leo to Virgo. Based on what google searches say about those signs, it feels fitting imo.
Well, congrats for making it all the way and thanks for hearing out my ramblings!
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goldenavenger02 · 3 years ago
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Susz's Halloween Recommendations Part 1: Movies, specials and TV shows.
Movies/specials
Girl Vs. Monster (2012)
Skylar, a teenage girl who discovers on Halloween she's a fifth generation monster hunter. When Skylar accidentally releases some monsters from a containment chamber she must recapture them before they wreak vengeance on her parents.
Notes: I've been watching this since it came out and it's always been a favorite of mine! Has a great message about facing your fears and not letting them control you with the backdrop of monster hunting!
Halloweentown (1998)
When a young girl living with her good-witch grandmother learns she too is a witch, she must help her grandmother save Halloweentown from evil forces.
Notes: I watched this for the first time last year, and I was pleasantly surprised even as an 18 year old!
Hocus Pocus (1993)
A curious youngster moves to Salem, where he struggles to fit in before awakening a trio of diabolical witches that were executed in the 17th century.
Notes: another movie I watched last year, and so surprisingly dark for Disney, especially in the 90s.
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
A realtor and his wife and children are summoned to a mansion, which they soon discover is haunted, and while they attempt to escape, he learns an important lesson about the family he has neglected.
Notes: Eddie Murphy trying to keep his family safe in this haunted house? It's one of my favorites!
Scooby Doo (2002)
The Mystery Inc. gang have gone their separate ways and have been apart for two years, until they each receive an invitation to Spooky Island. Not knowing that the others have also been invited, they show up and discover an amusement park that affects young visitors in very strange ways. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby soon realize that they cannot solve this mystery without help from each other.
Notes: this is a childhood movie of mine, and the sequel is so good as well. Definitely a good mix of spooky and fun!
Scooby Doo: The Mystery Begins (2009)
A made for TV movie about the origins of the Mystery Incorporated gang.
Notes: a high school/Disney Channel style movie with horror elements starring Robbie Ammel and Hayley Kiyoko. This one is one I've been watching since it came out and it's one of my favorites.
Coraline (2009)
An adventurous 11-year-old girl finds another world that is a strangely idealized version of her frustrating home, but it has sinister secrets.
Notes: watched this one last year and I absolutely adore it! It's so terrifying and I highly recommend.
The Boy (2016)
An American nanny is shocked that her new English family's boy is actually a life-sized doll. After she violates a list of strict rules, disturbing events make her believe that the doll is really alive.
Notes: the movie is suspenseful the whole time, and the last 15 minutes are absolutely horrifying.
Flashback (2020)
After a chance encounter with a man forgotten from his youth, Fred literally and metaphorically journeys into his past.
Notes: I watched this psychological thriller a few months ago and it has it's scary elements, but it's really interesting to see the main character descend into madness and obsession due to something in his personal life.
Edge of Winter (2016)
When two brothers are stranded by a brutal winter storm with an unpredictable father they barely know, the boys begin to suspect their supposed protector may be their biggest threat.
Notes: pretty sure this movie was filmed around the same time Captain America: Civil War, so it's very young Tom Holland, but this is a movie he is so good in. Definitely makes you wonder just how far parents are willing to go.
Hubie Halloween (2020)
Despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem (and its Halloween celebration), Hubie Dubois is a figure of mockery for kids and adults alike. But this year, something is going bump in the night, and it's up to Hubie to save Halloween.
Notes: Don't take this one seriously and you're more likely to enjoy it. Definitely more of a comedy than anything scary. Adam Sandler is very polarizing but I enjoyed this.
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
Dracula, who operates a high-end resort away from the human world, goes into overprotective mode when a boy discovers the resort and falls for the count's teenaged daughter.
Notes: a family Halloween movie that really is just a fun time.
Ninjago: Day of the Departed (2016)
On the Ninjago holiday: Day of the Departed, the ninja remeber those who have departed.
Notes: Takes place in between season 6 and 7 and really explores grief as well as the concept of being forgotten. Obviously you have to watch the seasons before to understand this, but it's really interesting to watch for sure.
My Friend Dahmer (2017)
Jeffrey Dahmer murdered 17 men and boys in the Midwest United States between 1978 and 1991 before being captured and incarcerated. He would become one of America's most infamous serial killers. This is the story before that story.
Notes: a fascinating look into an infamous serial killer, both parts fiction and non fiction and suspenseful the whole time.
TV shows
Teen Wolf (2011-2017)
Scott becomes the eponymous teenage werewolf of the series after he is bitten by an alpha werewolf the night before his second year of high school, drastically changing his once-ordinary life.
Notes: one of my absolute favorite TV shows, and perfect for the Halloween season! Especially since the movie is coming out next year!
Only Murders in the Building (2021-)
Only Murders in the Building follows three strangers, played by Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez, who share an obsession with a true crime podcast. After a murder in their building, the three neighbors decide to start their own show that covers their investigation of the murder.
Notes: Already fantastic and season 1 is still coming out on Hulu! The blend of comedy and horror is always one of my favorites!
Cruel Summer (2021-)
The series follows two teenage girls in the 1990s and the repercussions on everyone's lives after one disappears and the other seemingly takes her place.
Notes: this has huge triggers for domestic violence, grooming and sexual assault. If you're not triggered by that, I HIGHLY recommend this, and I'm so excited for season 2! It also has some great LGBT+ rep!
Nancy Drew (2019-)
Nancy Drew (Kennedy McMann) is a brilliant teenaged detective whose sense of self had come from solving mysteries in her hometown of Horseshoe Bay, Maine – until her mother’s untimely death derails Nancy’s college plans.
Notes: I've been watching this since it came out and season 3 is about to start airing! The first season is so wonderful and full of twists and turns (season 2 isn't as good, but it's the CW) and I highly recommend!
Ninjago Season 5, Possession (2015)
The spirit of the evil Morro is released from the cursed realm and the Ninjas have to unite in the battle against an evil foe.
Notes: one of my favorite seasons of the show, and definitely one of the darkest ones! Deals with grief, depression and high expectations and it's so good!
Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated (2010-2013)
Scooby-Doo and the gang attempt to solve creepy mysteries in the town of Crystal Cove, a place with a history of eerie supernatural events.
Notes: this starts off similar to the original Scooby Doo show from the early 70's, but as the overarching plot gets deeper and deeper, you really spend your time just wondering "what the heck is going on".
I'm not going to put specific episodes of TV shows on here, because that'll get daunting, but part 2 is books and fics!
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kainetestament · 4 years ago
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Pietro, no Fietro could still possibly be Peter from X-Men Universe… Maybe?
So as revealed in Episode 9 of WandaVision, the identity of Fietro is none other than Ralph Bohner, the husband Agness always mention, and a possible real resident of Westview. WV director Matt Shakman already clarified that the “Bohner” is actually a reference to his 80’s sitcom Growing Pains. But for many fans of Evan Peters, this “Bohner” joke didn’t play well and at the same time, let us breakdown everything that is wrong with this identity of Ralph Bohner and why he’s suspicious despite the claim of WandaVision writers/director that Evan Peters has nothing to do with the mutants or X-Men Universe, after all they always deny everything. They even mentioned that they had no idea that Evan Peters appearance will cause so many theories and everything, which I highly doubt, I mean come on, they made him play QuickSilver in WandaVision when he is QuickSilver himself only of another universe. I don’t dissed ATJ, I love this guy too from his Kickass, Godzilla movie (this is where I first encounter ATJ before his QS role in Avengers), but as a QS, Evan Peters top him, on my opinion at least, he even has his own QS commercials. Also, Evan Peters have more cool QS moments, the Kitchen scene VS the Age of Ultron overall, at least for me, I prefer the kitchen scene and the whiplash part. Anyhow, let us begin:
 Note: I edited this post to make this article more easier to read and added additional info.
1. Speculations roaming around that Ralph Bohner could be an aspiring actor because the picture is actually his headshot (which actually looks like his earlier AHS photos). I’m not going to debunk this possibility, but I do not believe it’s a headshot nor he’s an aspiring actor. Although true enough, the image does looks like of Evan Peters early AHS photos (kind of like Tate Langdon) – which is probably a reference to that, who knows.
2. The pile of papers on the side table. It is questionable why would your papers, a bill (a very old bill even - not folded or inside one of those envelopes) and your photos in plain sight where Monica – an outsider can see it? Almost as if you planned it all along and he wanted Monica to see it.
3. Necromancy vs Crystallum Possession. Necromancy is a dark arts of when the person (the Necromancer) can manipulate the dead body of the person, or summoning their spirit. Crystallum Possession however is also part of the dark arts but this time you are using an object (like crystals, gems, stones etc) that is embodied with the user’s spells to manipulate the wearer.
Agatha had told Wanda that what she does is a crystallum possession since necromancy is a no-no due to his brother’s body is on another continent, and since this Pietro died in 2014, it should now be bones, I think the “full of holes” remark is nothing more than a mocking remark, because if it’s not, then Marvel will probably have their own interpretation of Necromancy and Crystallum Possession, and this could probably go darker. And Ralph is wearing a bead necklace that is embedded with Agatha’s power. But is Agatha really in full control of Ralph? Honestly, I don’t think so. Why? Because in Episode 6, Peter said about Wanda’s costume “Worse than the costume mom made us the year we got typhus”, then she reminisced “that year”, and told him  “That’s not exactly how I remember it.” because in her universe, she isn’t wearing Halloween costume she thinks is worse and she didn’t deny about them getting typhus, so what are the odds of Agatha/Fietro getting that info if he is not Peter? Also, we don’t know how MARVEL will tell the story multiverse/alternate timelines (the Russo Brothers already claimed that they have their own way of telling this story), but if we are looking for a one generic rule, major life events will occur but will be told uniquely as per their universe, on this case Peter and Wanda did had a typhus, but in Peter’s world, his Wanda and him are probably wearing whatever cosplay outfit their mom made and in Wanda and Pietro are just wearing something simple, or it could be that Peter really just have a weird sense of style.
4. The WATER BILL. Now, this is a real bill, it is not part of Wanda’s illusion, this is Ralph’s actual water bill, because Ralph’s house was under Agatha’s spell, which makes it exempted from Wanda’s spell.  Also, if you go frame by frame, you can actually see the word “Water”, “PAST DUE” on the right column part of the bill, before it totally goes out of focus and you can only read the left side part, that also says “YOUR MONTHLY USAGE (1,000 GAL INCREMENTS)”, which further validates it’s a water bill, not a phone bill nor electricity bill as others actually claim. And here is the tricky part, the bill’s date. On the right side under the STATEMENT is the Account Information (using Arial font), it’s a bit hard to make out of it, but it’s actually an old bill. Before it becomes totally blurry, you can read the right part of the bill that says:
STATEMENT
ACCOUNT INFORMATION
ACCOUNT:                      09-3476-12
SERVICE ADDRESS:     2804 SHERWOOD DRIVE
BILL DATE:                     10/01/2020
DUE DATE:                     10/31/2020
If we go back to Infinity War, it takes place in June 2018. So that means that this Ralph Bohner survived the SNAP, but what could happen to him in year 2019-2020? Who knows, I don’t even know if I should care or not.
If we check on the usage chart – which is ���not blurred” (it’s also in increments of 12 – 12/24/36/48/60), and I’ll just speculate on the numbers on the meter chart, so don’t take my word for it. Also, I don’t know what Marvel is planning or hinting by showing this insignificant 2020 bill, which also has confusing usage. (I’ll just use term like pcm – per cubic meter, so that it won’t just be plain numbers beside the month).
January - 6 pcm
February – 18 pcm
March – 6 pcm
April – 6 pcm
June – 6 pcm
July – 9 pcm
August – 13 pcm
September – 22 pcm
October – 34 pcm
(November and December have gray shade - similar to the one in month of Jan-May).
Again, I don’t know what’s the significance of not blurring this part of the bill while the right side column is properly blurred. And the confusing part of this bill, is the bill date is of 10/01/2020 – meaning Ralph had received this bill during the first week of October, but why is there already a usage for the full month of October, when usage should be only show up to the month of September? After the Account Information, there’s the
METER INFORMATION (WATER)
USAGE   PREVIOUS   DATE      CURRENT       DATE
4             1963 (?)        09/01/20      *- - - -*          *- - - -*
The PREVIOUS actually looks like either 1063 or 1963, and oddly enough the first Avengers Comics was published on September 1, 1963, I don’t know if that’s a reference to that, but from my pov, it shouldn’t be because this series is inspired of House of M and a bit touch of West Coast Avengers, which was already reference by the SUV plate number in Episode 7. The CURRENT and DATE are both unreadable, I can only identify _ _ _ 2 in CURRENT and 0_/_ _/20 for the DATE after.
And let’s also not forget that outside the HEX, it is August 2023 and as per Episode 8, inside the HEX is currently year 2013 as shown in the auditorium behind the lighting after it explained how Wanda created Vision. I don’t know if this is a reference to something from the past MCU projects (X-Men even) or future franchise like Falcon and Winter Soldier, who knows, really. I just find it weird why they didn’t blurry the meter chart while the rest are. But why year 2020? Why isn’t this bill thrown out yet? Didn’t Monica notice that billing date of the bill?
5. The man-cave. The staff really transformed Fietro’s man-cave into very, very Peter-like (if he really is not Peter). I will list thing that are present and similar to what Peter of X-Men Universe room have. I’ll reference * (single asterisk) for Days of Future Past, ** (double asterisk) for Apocalypse, and *** (triple asterisk) for both films.
❀ comfortable couch***
❀ guitar*** 
❀ headphones***
❀ balls*
❀ lots of posters***
❀ bike***
❀ a bar**
❀ shoes on the floor**
❀ different types of drinks (non alcoholic)***
Also, lots of silver/metallic items such as:
❀ silver lamp**
❀ silver TV
❀ silver house ventilation tubes
❀ silver pillowcases (looks gray on other angles)
❀ silver mini fridge
❀ silver microwave oven
❀ silver rack (where TV and speaker stands)    
❀ silver wristwatch*
❀ video games*** (both PS & XBox)
and even something that looks like a stolen goods like the Tiki Bar plaque, Tiger head.
This Fietro is basically just missing the goggles, I did my best to look for it (like on those detective games that instructs you to find this and that *lol*), but there’s really none *laugh*. Also, I just noticed the arrangement of his man-cave – single-seat couch** > small side table with a lamp** > 3-seater couch (the Apocalypse has an L-shape couch though) > a middle coffee table**, this arrangement is similar to Peter’s man-cave in Apocalypse which can be slightly seen when his mom came down saying “Just checking on you” (you can watch it at starting point 1:02:55, at least on my copy), you just need to look for proper timing because a few of those shots are out of focus probably due to her obviously looking somewhere reading her lines that are raised besides the camera, which became even more obvious  when she did a close up shot when she told him “But trust me, this won’t end well. Nothing does with him.” 
Also, in Episode 5, when Peter first made an appearance, the leather jacket he’s wearing is eerily similar to the one he’s wearing in his cameo appearance in Deadpool 2 (we only got the glimpse of the front of the jacket in Deadpool but the front side of his jacket in WandaVision is identical). Though I find it weird too that his hair color switch from silver to light ash blonde.
6. Ralph is the guy under witness protection? I doubt it, although honestly at first I considered maybe he is, but after a few thinking, it doesn’t lead to it, because if he’s in witness protection, and the person who is managing him forgets him because of Wanda, FBI database should still at least have a photo of him to be able to identify him, and Jimmy in episode 7 saw Peter and never commented about him being their missing guy. As we all know, the house is under the name Ralph Bohner, who we can assume survived the SNAP and possibly left that house in September 2020. If he had left the house way back in 2020, why does Agent Woo or FBI rather only checked it now? Also, if Ralph Boner is indeed the guy under witness protection, it is the FBI that pays off their bill, on this case, the Water Bill was past due even if it was an old bill, so I don’t think he is.
7. Does Ralph Boner really exist? This is actually something that I have given some thought. Because if we think of QuickSilver, one of his abilities as per comics is his Quick Intelligence. His mind process a lot of things much faster than an average person. Peter spying on everyone and pretending to be someone else in an unknown world is not surprising, let alone using everything he can take advantage of. It can be that the bill is fake and there is really no Ralph Bohner, or just like what I mentioned in #7, he could’ve possibly left in September 2020 and hasn’t returned yet, and Peter assumes this identity to avoid suspicion.
If we are to assume he really is Peter Maximoff of X-Men Universe (Earth-TRN414) and crossed over to Earth-616, I did consider this could also be the house where he lives as per his universe and just so happens that Ralph Bohner is the current owner of the house in this MCU. Also, Xavier Institute is located in NY and in Days of Future Past, they only drove from NY to his house via rental car, which we can assume that he doesn’t live that far from NY, after all NY and NJ are neighbors.
8. Also this has nothing to do with Ralph/Fietro, but something I noticed, that the outside anomaly or outside of Westview – about the selective amnesia has yet to be answered. It only explained that Wanda is manipulating the people INSIDE, but not the ones outside the HEX. What actually come to mind when I think about it is that it can be a work by a TELEPATH which can be either Charles Xavier or Emma Frost (no Jean Grey? Yes I excluded her). What I am actually thinking is that the person under witness protection is a spy sent by Charles or possibly working with him. He could have implanted false memory to the so called “family and friends”, so when the HEX was established, the strings got cut off hence no one could remember this “missing person” anymore, and Jimmy who has nothing to do with this “missing person” is not affected by the selective amnesia and assumes the responsibility of looking for him. And assuming Charles is the telepath who altered their memories of the people outside of Westview, he probably has done it as a precaution since he couldn’t contact his spy or “missing person” and wouldn’t take the risk of endangering the resident who were happened to be outside the HEX when Wanda establishes it.
These are just some of the things I find that doesn’t make sense with Ralph’s identity. But we’ll just leave it at that. I still really want James McAvoy back as Charles Xavier and Michael Fassbender as Magneto, since both Sir Ian McKKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart did mention they’re done with their role. And I feel that it’s too risky to use them since they are in their 80’s now, I don’t know them personally but it gives me some sorts of paranoia *laughs* thinking they might get injured.
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seijch · 4 years ago
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📅 MIDNIGHT (PST) ON THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1 ↠ MIDNIGHT (PST) ON SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26 !
in the spirit of halloween, i’ve decided to set up a little event called of costumes and candy! the event will be active the full month of october, beginning on thursday, october 1, with requests closing on sunday, october 26.
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HOW IT WORKS:
there are 15 dialogue prompts (candy) and 15 situation prompts (costumes). you can send in a maximum of three candy prompts and one costume prompt alongside a character of your choice.  of course, you can request less than this — feel free to mix and match! 
in your request, make sure to specify which list you’re choosing from so i can properly fill it 🙈
example requests:
candy #3 & 9 with suga, please? or zombie with iwaizumi!
CANDY PROMPTS:
candy apples: “they call the forbidden fruit forbidden for a reason, you know.”
twix: “you’re not supposed to be here.”
m&ms: “you’re going out tonight?”
starburst: “if it’s a blood ritual, i’m not going.”
candy corn: “i told you, i’m not a vampire!”
kit kat: “and you lied about being a psychic because?”
snickers: “you know what i am, don’t you?”
nerds: “i’d turn back if i were you.”
licorice: “right. let’s just open the eerie coffin in the middle of the abandoned house, why don’t we?”
jawbreaker: “first of all, it’s eye of newt and not tail of newt. big difference.”
tootsie rolls: “does this pumpkin look...off to you?”
dum dums: “faith, trust, and pixie dust, my ass!”
gummy bears: “...it’s too early for this.”
peanut butter cups: “i was supposed to nap for an hour, not a century!”
sour patch kids: “halloween is overrated.”
COSTUME PROMPTS:
t-rex: we show up in matching costumes EVERY YEAR ... one of us needs to go home and CHANGE!!!!!!!
superhero: this house wasn’t supposed to ACTUALLY be haunted
royalty: the blood moon is rising
werewolf: finally, the hunt is about to end
animal: you know, when we said “‘til death do us part,” i assumed that meant i wouldn���t have to see your ugly face in the afterlife
angel: as it turns out, there is very little that distinguishes angels from demons — it is very easy to confuse one for the other
vampire: being immortal boils down to 70% loneliness, 20% doing whatever the hell you want, and 10% recurring nuisances that bear an odd resemblance to your first love
video game character: we met in a nightmare
zombie: you’re hot AND just saved me from a zombie horde? if i could, i swear i’d marry you right now
banana: you’ve always known that you were living on borrowed time; you just didn’t know who you had borrowed it from
ghost: everything in the house is dead, residents included
lego brick: you’re sure that in yesterday’s version of today, the box of cereal in the pantry was a different brand than it is right now
wizard: you just found out about the intricate underground ring of magic users that met up biweekly two floors down and frankly, you’re a little mad they didn’t bother to invite you
devil: unfortunately, there’s no wikihow article on how to deal with the fact that you’ve fallen in love with the demon that possesses your body at the end of each month
pirate: co-parenting a baby dragon is both illegal and unreasonably difficult
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TRICK OR TREAT!
⤑ snickers & vampire ft. iwaizumi hajime
⤑ snickers ft. futakuchi kenji
⤑ video game character ft. kozume kenma 
⤑ peanut butter cups ft. bokuto koutarou 
⤑ dum-dums & gummy bears ft. hanamaki takahiro 
⤑ zombie ft. iwaizumi hajime 
⤑ peanut butter cups ft. miya osamu 
⤑ angel ft. bokuto koutarou 
⤑ dum-dums & video game character ft. kozume kenma 
⤑ twix & m&ms ft. sakusa kiyoomi 
⤑ twix, gummy bears, & peanut butter cups ft. miya atsumu 
⤑ animal ft. kuroo tetsurou 
⤑ licorice & superhero ft. terushima yuuji 
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viktcrr · 4 years ago
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「maxence danet-fauvel & nonbinary」⇾ samuels, viktor, the senior radcliffe student’s records show that he/they are a capricorn and 24 years old. he/they are studying visual arts, living in noland and can be observant, ingenious, reticent & dependent. when i see him/them i am reminded of a sculptor’s hands clay-ridden, the insistent hum of tv static, and a crying preacher inside a dusty funeral home.  ⇽「james & 21 & est & they/them.」
hllo !!! i’m james n here’s one of my big idiot muses <3 he’s not actually dumb he’s :/ a bit evil. bt thts okay hes still <3 beloved <3 LKDSFHLSADLKGFSHLKD anyways!
TW DEATH, HEAVY GRIEF, OVERDOSE / DRUG ADDICTION, HOSPITALIZATION, HYPERSEXUALITY, RELIGION MENTIONS, MENTAL ILLNESS
aesthetic.
old tvs and their static, worn tapes, horror movie screams, spilled ink, a sculptor’s hands, clay-stained, chicken scratch handwriting, messy notes, messy hair, scoffs and eye-rolls, bruised knuckles, sore throats, funeral homes and a crying preacher, shattered ceramics, knife fights, high ledges, vertically-striped pants, red lights, the moon shrouded in clouds, cigarette butts, graveyards and half-empty wine bottles, sitting there for hours and talking to nothing, about nothing, a god complex, gold rings adorning both hands, barbwire baseball bats, having never played baseball in your life, deep eyebags and broken mirrors, a permanent chip on one’s shoulder, yearning, longing, wishing.
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full name: viktor phillip samuels
nickname(s): icky vicky :/
b.o.d. - jan 2nd
label(s): the black hole, the crepehanger, the impious, the opaque, the tempest, etc.
height: 6′1″
hometown: rochester, new york
sexuality: pansexual uwu
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inspired by: beetlejuice (beetlejuice), sid (toy story), jack sparrow (pirates of the caribbean), francis wilkerson (malcolm in the middle), azula (avatar: the last airbender), vicky (the fairly oddparents), stu macher / billy loomis (scream), marshall lee (adventure time), bojack horseman (bojack horseman), any it’s always sunny character :/
biography.
born to mama and papa (preacher) samuels in rochester, new york - fifteen minutes after his twin sister, tatiana samuels. years later, rosa samuels joined the gang.
was an awkward, quiet kid growing up, he didn’t interact well with others and preferred being left alone to dig up worms and draw on the walls of their childhood home. the only exception was his twin, really.
as he got older he grew out of this, but instead became like … sort of an asshole? maybe to compensate for years of childhood awkwardness. he’s the sort of person who will bite the hand that feeds him & developed into a full time nuisance by middle school, unlike tatiana who was much more subtle about her conniving manners.
always has been a fan of ‘darker’ materials. grim & creepy morbid shit. probably the biggest tim burton fan, ever since he was a kid … not a good look for a preacher’s son, but he never really felt ‘in’ with the rest of his family to begin with. classic black sheep syndrome.
drew disturbing pictures as a kid that probably prompted one or two or five phone calls home to assure everything was fine.
just really had a knack for art at a young age, from drawing to painting to playing with clay. it’s always been his Thing and probably is the only thing he’s good at.
being twins with tatiana was hard. they were near opposite besides both being quite mean-spirited. tatiana handled being in public better, left a better image behind - but viktor had talent, more than she did. they loved each other deeply - y’know, those unbreakable twin bonds as cliche as it sounds - but found each other as competition for their parents’ attention. a rivalry for affection.
in high school is when viktor really started to act out. it started extreme, like losing his virginity in their church and vandalism around the neighborhoods. faked being possessed in the middle of sunday service & almost had an exorcism performed on him.
his only redeemable trait was like … just his sheer talent in the arts. was in a 3D art AP course and specialized in sculptures. he could pretty much create anything he wanted with enough dedication.
because he was the problem child, the one who deserved to be disciplined for all his antics, tatiana could sneak away and get away with whatever she wanted much easier. on the bright-side, for her, i guess.
not a very motivated person - wasn’t planning on going to college, much less going to radcliffe but his parents literally wrote & sent his college application for him because they weren’t going to house a deadbeat but had too much heart to kick him out onto the streets. cool!
he’s actually pretty smart but he just doesn’t apply himself. has a minor in english because he didn’t care for an extra course-load, but he’s good at writing & analyzing literature. is going to use it to write and illustrate his own series of children books with a style similar to tim burton’s. not for the kids, but because he likes to leave a trail of terror in whatever he does.
has been experimenting with himself since high school but college is where he really had started to crack down on himself. was out as pansexual & nonbinary by his sophomore year of college just … not to his parents, who don’t really need to know.
if you asked him if he believed in twins having a psychic connection with each other - he’d tell you he wouldn’t know. it felt believable at times, but sometimes he had no idea what was going on inside of tatiana’as head. on the other hand - viktor had always felt oddly transparent to her, like she knew all of his moves before he did. the only person who could predict him accurately.
( TW DEATH, GRIEF, OVERDOSE / HOSPITALIZATION BEYOND THIS POINT )
when tatiana disappeared, viktor knew something was up. it was a twist in his gut, pure instinct that something wasn’t right. and it wasn’t right - and when she was proclaimed missing, they couldn’t find her.
and when tatiana died - viktor knew. it felt wrong, something cut so severely in him he could pinpoint her death to the second. he didn’t know how, or why, but he knew it. knew it before anybody else had.
afterwards he went on a sort of bender. he’d begun to struggle with a mild drug addiction late senior year of high school / early college, but he was managing it up until this point.
his mental health had also sunk to an all-time low, when it’d never been great to begin with. (manic & depressive episodes. once fixated on a sculpting project for six months and then knocked it off the table and destroyed it as soon as he finished it for no apparent reason.)
tatiana’s body wasn’t found immediately, and when it was … viktor went off the rails. ended up overdosing & being hospitalized. spent six months in & out of psychiatric care after that.
came back to radcliffe to finish his senior year because … for the reasons above, he hadn’t been able to complete it. just wants to get his credits and get out of here.
is still dealing with a lot of trauma & grief, especially since the one year anniversary of tatiana’s death was this month (january) - causes him to spiral and be unpredictable in regards of his mental health. he stopped taking his medication, so. :/ some days are alright, other days are pretty bad.
UPDATE: now that summer’s come n go ... viktor hs been thru <3 a lot <3 recently. switched therapists (his :/ last one got her license revoked) & started new medications, went to a treatment center briefly ‘cos .. he wasn’t doing too well :/ bt now he’s back baybey! trying to be better n trying to be sober but ... :/
personality.
the human embodiment of a gremlin that was fed after midnight. a goblin, if you will. one of those cats with a narrow head and really big ears … that’s them!
a big horror & halloween enthusiast. loves the old campy horror movies & probably has an abundance of masks from different movies. dresses like a grimy millennial beetlejuice more than they should because they just … love those black & white vertical-striped pants.
can appreciate the lore & cryptids at radcliffe and likes to feed into the fear that surrounds them. is probably the cause of a few ‘anomalies’ and ‘paranormal sightings’ because they’re just … a jerk.
fashion alternates between e-boy (they would be tiktok famous if they were 17 & didn’t think that a majorly minor based app was weird.), millennial beetlejuice, and goth in a crop top & sweatpants. big fan of crop tops and a big fan of sweatpants.
they can be really fucking mean? petty, aggressive, a major instigator. will literally spit in your face for little to no reason, you could just look at them the wrong way. the kind of person who will stick their gum into someone else’s hair. other than that? they’re like … sort of okay. they’re not always mean, just a dick about 90% of the time lmao
like okay yeah they’ll call someone a stinky bitch for no reason except they feel like it and believes it. it’s fine, they’re fine, we’re fine.
despite the fact that they’re probably getting into a fight whenever, considers themself to be a lover and not a fighter but that’a primarily because they fuck a lot. uses it as a coping mechanism, like they’re this big fancy carnival show that’s like ‘come one, come all! fuck the dead girl’s twin brother!’ and it’s … a Lot. might have a problem with hypsersexuality but they’re not fully aware of it.
the preacher’s whore son, basically :)
pansexual & nonbinary, switches between he & they pronouns often and without a pattern, but they have such a fragile grip on their identity that you could call them ‘dog-faced bitch’ and they’d turn around like. sup.
vastly impulsive … like i said, they destroy their own creations for the fun of it. spends all teir money on useless shit, will cheat on someone because they feel like it & likes the thrill, screams into the night sky frequently like a cat in heat.
will also spend months creating useless shit for no reason too. spent six of them sculpting a hollowed out tree the size of them & then took a sledgehammer to it.
they’re very super dramatic. would play the organ at church when nobody was looking after them and service was about to start. would just churn out these super haunting, creepy melodies like they were phantom of the opera. would do the same exact thing at home on their keyboard with the pipe organ setting whenever they got grounded until their parents took it away HBDSJFNGKH
will absolutely not talk about their ‘time away’ because it’s not anyone’s business, not even their own younger sister. still refuses to talk about tatiana’s death, or their mental health, or their addiction (fallen back into it but it hasn’t gotten severe … yet :/), or anything involving their own emotions.
will just change the topic abruptly, no warning. asks about the jonas brothers instead and they fucking hate the jonas brothers.
that being said they’re absolutely not over tatiana’s death & it’s to the point of obsession over it. like there’s some kind of secret that needs to be uncovered, even though there just. isn’t. tatiana was their rock and they were pretty much dependent on her. kept them grounded. could control them when nobody else could, got into their head easier than others. it’s sort of like rosa lost two siblings that day because viktor hasn’t been the same since.
emotionally unavailable while also crying twice a day. cries during their brawls but still wins. is stony-faced when they tell you they cheated on you with your much hotter best friend.
will tell you straight up what they want from you, no bullshit & no beating around the bush. just blunt. if they want to fuck, nothing else, then that’s it. if they feel deviation or developing feelings then they’ll ghost in less than a second. is awful like that but feels no shame.
but also emotional as shit and it’s confusing. will cry on a whim and then flip you off if you try to console them or ask them what’s up. will bite you.
they go to therapy but they just fuck around and wastes their therapists’ time … also is fucking their therapist, but that’s neither here nor there. so they’re not really getting the help they need.
likes to be intimidating but not … with their body or anything because they’re a TWIG but uses their love & knowledge of horror and creepy shit to their advantage. has an abundance of fake blood. has channeled the energy of jack nicholson and used it on tatiana’s boyfriends before (also is a big fan of sfx makeup & has dabbled in it)
probably chases kids around with a chainsaw without the chain on halloween every year.
generally never doing good, both mental health wise & morally. would probably steal candy from a baby for funsies.
i don’t know if there’s a good to them somewhere deep down, but they don’t see any issues with themself either. nothing really breaks through to them anymore because the only person who ever made them stop and think about their actions was tatiana, and well, y’know. :/
an introverted reclusive type who doesn’t like most people or going out, but does so anyway if it means a quick high & a cheap thrill.
pretty observant and likes to analyze people even though they’re often like … partially wrong. judgmental because they like to make people feel bad, not because they’re a righteous mighty person. because they’re not. so like, a hypocrite!
wanted connections.
a roommate… but it’s an absolute nightmare to live with him.
enemies… because viktor would have a lot of them…
familiar faces… people who knew tatiana or of her / were her friends. maybe even those who dated her, and who viktor would’ve tried to intimidate / scare at any given chance :/
pitiful glances… people who take pity on viktor and he hates it sooo much.
hooligan gremlin kids… just a friend group of grown ass adults who do drugs and fuck shit up around town like they’re edgy teenagers.
high school girlfriend… probably the one he lost his virginity to inside his family church :/
childhood acquaintances… people who knew him from his youth.
exes… good & bad terms, but mostly bad terms because viktor is an actual demon. probably cheated on them.
soft… i don’t know if he’s soft towards anyone and/or is capable of it but we can try. we can try.
unrequited… either viktor just doesn’t like them or he’s holding back because he’s :/ got issues with relationships & is self-sabotaging as one does
enemies with Tension… of the … spicy kind if you know what i mean. wink.
friends… old friends, new friends, bad friends, good friends, close friends, frenemies, etc. i don’t know how many he had but if your muse likes to cause a ruckus and fuck shit up then viktor’s your man.
hook-ups… current or old. friends with benefits, one night stands, anything and everything because he fucks around a lot.
ride or die… friendship but make it extreme.
bad influence… he’s just toxic to be around and brings out the worst in people :/
bad egg… he’s gotten into a few fights :/ maybe you witnessed it. maybe you were in it.
literally anything i wld love all sorts of plots.
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Sunday, November 1, 2020
Rare Halloween blue moon is a treat (Space) Skywatchers, take note: The moon will be full this Halloween night across the entire United States. This is a truly special confluence of spookiness; a Halloween full moon visible for all time zones on Earth hasn’t happened since 1944, according to the Farmers’ Almanac. It won’t happen again until 2039. But wait, there’s more: The Oct. 31 full moon also happens to be a “blue moon,” a designation for the second full moon to occur in a single calendar month. Blue moons are relatively rare as well, occurring on average just once every 2.5 years or so. We last saw one in March 2018. And in case you were wondering—“blue moon” has nothing to do with color. The moon can sometimes appear bluish, thanks to the scattering of light by dust or smoke particles in Earth’s atmosphere, but such effects are not tied to the moon’s phases at all.
Study: 1 to 2 million tons of US plastic trash go astray (AP) More than a million tons a year of America’s plastic trash isn’t ending up where it should. The equivalent of as many as 1,300 plastic grocery bags per person is landing in places such as oceans and roadways, according to a new study of U.S. plastic trash. In 2016—the last year enough data was available and before several countries cracked down on imports of American waste—the United States generated 46.3 million tons (42 million metric tons) of plastic waste, by far the most in the world. Between 2.7% and 5.3% of that was mismanaged—not burned, placed in landfills or otherwise disposed of properly, according to a study in Friday’s journal Science Advances. Between 1.2 million and 2.5 million tons (1.1 million to 2.2 million metric tons) of plastic generated in the U.S. were dropped on land, rivers, lakes and oceans as litter, were illegally dumped or shipped abroad then not properly disposed of, the study found. If you took nearly 2.5 million tons (2.2 million metric tons) of mismanaged plastic waste—bottles, wrappers, grocery bags and the like—and dumped it on the White House lawn, “it would pile as high as the Empire State Building,” said co-author Jenna Jambeck, an environmental engineering professor at the University of Georgia.
Exorcism: Increasingly frequent, including after US protests (AP) In popular culture, exorcism often serves as a plot device in chilling films about demonic possession. This month, two Roman Catholic archbishops showed a different face of exorcism—performing the rite at well-attended outdoor ceremonies to drive out any evil spirits lingering after acrimonious protests. In Portland, Oregon, Archbishop Alexander Sample led a procession of more than 200 people to a city park on Oct. 17, offered a prayer, then conducted a Latin exorcism rite intended to purge the community of evil. The event followed more than four months of racial justice protests in Portland, mostly peaceful but sometimes fueling violence and riots. On the same day, 600 miles to the south, San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone performed an exorcism ceremony outside a Catholic church in San Rafael, where protesters had earlier toppled a statue of Father Junipero Serra. The prayers were different from those offered when a person is believed to be the subject of demonic possession. Religious studies professor Andrew Chesnut of Virginia Commonwealth University said exorcism, in its traditional form as a demon-chaser, is increasingly widespread around the world, though there are no official statistics. One perennial challenge for modern-day exorcists is to determine if a person potentially possessed by the devil is in fact suffering problems better addressed by mental health professionals.
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Venezuela coup plotters met at Trump Doral. Central figure says U.S. officials knew of plan. (Miami Herald) In a challenge to denials of government involvement, the ex-U.S. special operations sergeant whose security firm took part in a botched Venezuelan coup last May said two Trump administration officials met with and expressed support to planners of Operation Gideon, a Bay of Pigs-type operation that tried to oust Venezuelan strongman Nicolás Maduro. It’s a story of bungling, bravado and cloak-and-dagger plotting, with plans shared in clandestine meetings in the back of limousines while rolling through Miami, in restaurants and even at dusk on the 12th fairway of the Red Course of Trump Doral, the Miami Herald/McClatchy has learned. The goal of Gideon was to replace Maduro by installing Guaidó, whose name appears on a contract purportedly signed with the coup plotters. The complete document—obtained by reporters from the Miami Herald and McClatchy, its parent company—contains a never-before-seen clause that allows Guaidó to disavow any involvement if the mission failed. The failed coup resulted in the May 3 capture of two former American soldiers and 47 Venezuelans and led to the death of six would-be freedom-fighters who appear to have been executed.
WHO: Europe again ‘the epicenter’ of coronavirus pandemic with 10 million cases (The Hill) The 53-country region that makes up Europe under the umbrella of the World Health Organization (WHO) said it reached a record of confirmed cases of COVID-19 with 1.5 million new infections last week, the organization’s European director said Thursday. There have been more than 10 million confirmed cases since the pandemic began this year, according to The Associated Press. “Europe is at the epicenter of this pandemic once again,” WHO European regional director Hans Kluge said in a meeting with European health ministers, according to AP. “At the risk of sounding alarmist, I must express our very real concern.” Kluge said that deaths have increased by more than 30 percent in the past week and hospitalizations have reached their highest levels since spring, AP reported.
Terror attacks in France over Mohammad cartoons spark debate on secularism, Islamophobia (USA Today) The three recent assaults, described by France’s President Emmanuel Macron as “Islamist terror attacks,” have reignited long-simmering tensions in a country where secular values are deeply held and proclaimed. They come also as Macron has sought to crack down on extremism in France following a spate of terrorist attacks in recent years that have, according to Macron, partially resulted from a “counter society” that seeks “Islamist separatism” at odds with France’s republican values. Muslims are a relatively small minority in Europe, comprising roughly 5% of the population, according to the most recent estimates by the Pew Research Center, a Washington, D.C.-based “fact tank.” In France, the Muslim share of the population is the region’s highest, at around 9%. Macron has outlined a series of measures aimed at quashing religious “separatism” and freeing France from what he has described as radical “foreign influences.” But Dalia Mogahed, a former advisor on faith to President Obama, and now research director of the Institute for Social Policy and Understanding, a think tank that focuses on issues that affect American Muslims, said Macron and the French establishment more broadly have been wrong to portray the controversy over the cartoons as one that pits freedom of speech against blasphemy. She said the cartoons need to be understood against the background of rising Islamophobia in France across the political spectrum. “They are the equivalent of the N-word. They are equivalent of blackface. They are racial slurs,” she said. The cartoons, Mogahed added, “target a vulnerable, marginalized, disempowered and demonized community by a powerful institution, who are then further demonized, sometimes by the state, for protesting those slurs.” Mogahed said believing the cartoons are offensive should not in any way be understood as justification for any form of violence, and indeed governments and Muslim leaders and organizations across France and the world have condemned the attacks. However, she said it it was “a myth” and “completely disingenuous” of France to project the idea that “it is all open and anyone can say anything they want to anyone.” She noted, for example, that Holocaust denial is criminalized in France. Free expression is “not being applied consistently” in France she said, adding that in his support for the cartoons to be published Macron is effectively “imposing a different kind of state religion” that she referred to as “French Republic nationalism.”
Nearly 3 months after vote, Belarus protests still go strong (AP) Nearly three months after Belarus’ authoritarian president’s re-election to a sixth term in a vote widely seen as rigged, demonstrators keep swarming the streets of Belarusian cities to demand his resignation in the most massive and sustained wave of protests the ex-Soviet nation has ever seen. While President Alexander Lukashenko has relied on massive arrests and intimidation tactics to hold on to power, the continuing rallies have cast an unprecedented challenge to his 26-year rule. Authorities have responded to protests triggered by Aug. 9 election that gave Lukashenko a landslide victory over Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya by unleashing a violent post-election crackdown. Police dispersed peaceful demonstrators with stun grenades and rubber bullets, detained thousands and beat hundreds, which caused protests to swell and prompted the U.S. and the European Union to introduce sanctions against Belarusian officials. Tsikhanouskaya, who went to Lithuania after the vote under pressure from authorities, called for a nationwide strike this week that so far has failed to halt production at state-run industrial plants forming the backbone of the Belarusian economy. But observers predict that economic troubles amid a surge in coronavirus infections will fuel discontent and steadily erode Lukashenko’s grip on power.
70-year-old pulled alive as Turkey quake death toll hits 53 (AP) Rescue workers extricated a 70-year-old man from a collapsed building in western Turkey on Sunday, some 34 hours after a strong earthquake in the Aegean Sea struck Turkey and Greece, killing at least 53 people and injuring more than 900. It was the latest series of remarkable rescues after the Friday afternoon earthquake, which was centered in the Aegean northeast of the Greek island of Samos. Ahmet Citim, 70, was pulled out from the rubble shortly after midnight Sunday and was hospitalized. Health Minister Fahrettin Koca tweeted that he said: “I never lost my hope.” Turkey has a mix of older buildings and lightly regulated cheap new construction, which can lead to serious damage and deaths when earthquakes hit.
Philippines orders evacuation as world’s strongest 2020 typhoon approaches (Reuters) Philippine officials on Saturday ordered evacuation of thousands of residents in the southern part of the main Luzon island as a category 5 storm that is the world’s strongest this year approaches the Southeast Asian nation. Typhoon Goni, with 215 kph (133 miles) sustained winds and gusts of up to 265 kph (164 mph), will make landfall on Sunday as the strongest typhoon to hit the Philippines since Haiyan that killed more than 6,300 people in November 2013. Pre-emptive evacuations have started in coastal and landslide-prone communities in the provinces of Camarines Norte and Camarines Sur, while Albay provincial government would order residents in risky areas to leave their homes, Gremil Naz, a local disaster official, told DZBB radio station. “The strength of this typhoon is no joke.”
Tanzania, once envy of the region, watches democracy slide (AP) Vote-counting was far from over when Tanzanian opposition leader Seif Sharif Hamad was frustrated enough to call people onto the streets. As thwarted observers alleged the most blatant election fraud in the country’s history, and with no way to challenge the results in court, there was little to do but protest. But Hamad and others didn’t get far. As they walked toward a roundabout in the semi-autonomous region of Zanzibar on Thursday, police fired tear gas, then arrested them—Hamad’s second arrest in a week. A party official, Ismail Jussa, was badly beaten by soldiers and hospitalized. On the eve of the vote, at least 10 people in Zanzibar were killed. “We were a cradle of peace,” their colleague, ACT Wazalendo party campaign manager Emmanuel Mvula, told The Associated Press after describing the events. But after witnessing Tanzania’s sharp turn away from democratic ideals, “I’m worried for our future as a nation.”
U.S. special forces rescue American held in Nigeria (Reuters) U.S. special forces rescued an American citizen who had been kidnapped by armed men in an operation on Saturday in northern Nigeria that is believed to have killed several of his captors, U.S. officials said. Forces including Navy SEALs rescued 27-year-old Philip Walton, who had been abducted on Tuesday from his home in neighboring southern Niger, two U.S. officials said on condition of anonymity, adding that no U.S. troops were hurt. White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said on Fox News that the Trump administration had over the years rescued 55 hostages in 24 countries.
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911 Operators Describe the Most Disturbing Calls they’ve Ever Taken
1. “Daddy’s Eye Fell Out”
“Had a call for a brother who killed his other brother with a hammer (the pick part) while the victim’s little daughter was watching. The daughter called us from another room and told us her daddy’s eye fell out.
Perp was apprehended, daughter taken by relative. Had to smoke after that one, and I don’t even smoke.”
– rainbowbrite0091
2. “I Need your Help”
“There was an old couple who lived on a run-down ranch house about 20 miles east of town. When the husband passed away, the woman would call 911 at least three times a week, asking for assistance with very mundane tasks not normally dealt to first responders. “I need help turning the thermostat up”, “I need help boiling water for my tea”, etc.
The woman developed dementia, and eventually, it progressed to the point where she believed she was calling 911 to ask her deceased husband for help. All of the dispatchers would recognize the address immediately, even though all she could say was “(husband’s name), I need help. Please come home and help me”
One day she called, and again was only able to repeat her husband’s (I’ll call him “John”) name. “John, I need help. Please come home and help me John.” By the time the first responders arrived on scene, they found the woman lying dead in her bed. The first unit on scene called dispatch to confirm that it was the woman herself who had called 911, as rigor Morris had already set in. We wrote it off as the fact that the heater in her house wasn’t working, and the ambient temperature in the room was about 50 degrees.
We continued to receive 911 calls from that woman, at that address for just over a year after she passed away. Even after her home was vandalized, and burned to the ground, the phone calls did not stop. “John, I need your help. John, please come home and help me.” We were obligated to send a response each and every time, but not once did we find anyone on or near the property.
Multiple calls to the phone company confirmed that the phone line had been disconnected, and the call was not coming from another address.”
– Nevadadrifter
3. Glass Breaking
“1979 NYC. Got a call from a crying child – a little boy – saying his mom and dad were fighting and his dad said he was going to throw the mom out of the window. I could hear a terrible fight going on in the background – woman screaming, things breaking, man yelling, etc. The poor kid didn’t know his address. We didn’t have the technology for call ID and would have to use reverse telephone books. A trace would take forever. Anyway while I’m trying to get the address I hear a horrific scream and glass breaking. A few seconds later the other operators in the room are getting calls about a woman lying in the courtyard who came out of a window. Very sad.
Worst of all is that I am sure someone else in this apartment building must have heard this fight but no one called for help until it was too late. Poor kid. Working 911 in NYC during the 70s/80s was a nightmare.”
– Mizcreant908
4. Alone in the House
“The single worst call I’ve ever taken though was a woman who was calling in that she was hearing weird noises in her house. While walking through her house she started screaming and told me there was someone in her house. There we a couple soft pops followed by a gargling sound. After the officers had cleared the house and found her, it finally came out during the investigation that her adult son had killed her while high and freaking out.
Gunshots don’t sound like you’d think on the phone, they’re rather soft. It’s an eerie sound, something so violent being so soft that if you aren’t paying attention you can miss it.”
– 4x49ers
5. Static on the Line
“My uncle works for dispatch in my town and he recently told my family of the weirdest call he’s ever gotten. He says that he had received a call from a landline one night and when he answered it there was only static on the other end. This happened two more times. Finally, he calls a squad to go check out the address from the caller ID. When the cops got there and walked into the house they immediately saw that there was a dead body. The person had been dead for 5 months.
The craziest part about it was that there was no electricity or any other utility working. So there is no way they should have been able to get those calls into dispatch. But if they hadn’t, who knows how long that person’s body would have stayed there.”
– Zombie_Dance_
6. A Long Raspy Exhale
“Christmas Eve night I answered 911 for a hysterical lady who was crying so hard she couldn’t breathe. I asked her what was going on and she told me these exact words “my boyfriend and I… we were watching a movie… I fell asleep. I woke up and he wasn’t here.”
I thought this was a little odd so I said, “okay ma’am, do you know where he may have went?” she wasn’t done. She said, “I found him.. in our closet, he hung himself.. with our bed sheets.” I walked her through cutting him down and starting CPR. when in the middle of it, he starts making this long raspy exhale that sounds exactly like something from a horror movie, it’s the rest of his air leaving his lungs. She starts getting hysterical again begging him, “oh my god, he’s breathing, please breathe baby, please breathe..” But I knew that’s not what he was doing.
Police/fire/ambulance got there and of course, the guy was way dead. I felt so bad for that woman. That’s really the only call that has ever stuck with me.”
– JeCsGirl
7. Halloween Night
“My mom was a 911 dispatcher in the early 90’s (I was 5 years old-ish) in Washington State. When I got older, I remember asking her about some of the calls that she could still recall. One in particular was pretty bad. She was working one year on Halloween night and around 10 or 11pm she had a call come in that a couple guys were driving around town with a dummy or something dragging behind their truck. The dummy was falling apart and pieces of clothing/plastic were being torn off and scattered around the city.
Being Halloween, it seemed like a prank but she had a patrol car try to find and stop the truck. As time goes by more and more people started to call in about it. Eventually the patrol car caught up with the truck and it turns out that it was a person.
The guys had gone to a store earlier and when they left, they had backed their truck into an elderly man whose clothes got caught in the rear bumper or whatnot. The two guys never even knew that they were dragging around another human being all across town, for miles.
The elderly man had passed away and those pieces of clothing scattered around town, was his clothing, flesh, and body parts. Still gives me chills.”
– Turkeyshoes
8. The Man in the Attic
“I worked dispatch for a total of three months, and in that three months I only received one call I would call creepy. It was the voice of a little boy, and I was trying to be calm because it felt like he was having a hard time breathing. I asked him if he was in danger and he said no, not anymore. I asked him why he had called and he said “well, the man in the attic finally killed my mom. I asked him if he could still see his mom and he said “no, the man took her to the moon” I asked him if he was alone in the house, to which he replied “no, I still have the mans dog here” I asked him what the doggies name was in the hopes I could keep the boy calm, the boy replied “his name is shaitan” I asked him to say it again thinking he said “satan” but he clearly replied “its shaitan”. By the end of the call, the police showed up and I still don’t know what ever happened with the boy and his mother.
But years later I was researching the Djinn/jinn and according to ancient texts, evil spirits like djinn are able to manifest themselves as a dog or other animals and guess what the djin were known as? Shaitan.
I still have a hard time sleeping at night when I think about this call.”
– Mr–Night
9. Possessed
“I was a 911 call taker 10 years ago when I received one of the creepiest calls ever. It was freezing that night, which usually equaled a calm, quiet shift due to even the criminals not wanting to go outside. Around 3am my call box popped up green and as usual I asked what was the emergency. A man starting frantically screaming that his still was possessed by a demon and tried to cut his heart while he slept. He had ran when the attack started and locked himself in his bathroom. I ask him a series of questions trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
I ask him a series of questions trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Everytime he tried to answer I heard what sounded like scratching and banging on the bathroom door. He whispered “There is a demon in my sister’s body, it has been battling me for days. It got free from the chains…” I swear what I heard next chilled me to the core. This unearthly voice began taunting my caller through the door. It didn’t sound like a 20-something woman. It was low and guttural, like she had gargled razor blades before speaking. She continued to growl and speak in a strange sounding language until police arrived. She let out a terrifying scream when the officers broke in, then dead end.
The call was over, I was shaking and had to know what happened? Even my supervisor (who had been listening to the call in real time) was pale and speechless when the line abruptly ended. Before my shift ended the commanding officer on my creepy call called in to tell me what they found. He told me he would have nightmares for the rest of his life.
Apparently, when my caller said his sister got out of her chains, he wasn’t joking around. She still had a chain tied to a bloody handcuff when the officers came in. Her whole body was covered in self-inflicted scratches, her one eye had popped a blood vessel and was bright red. Most of what she was wearing was also shredded and her skin looked like she had been drained of her blood. She was taken in for a psych consult and as you probably guessed, stayed there for a long time. The brother was okay except for deep gouges in his chest. His sister literally tried to dig out his heart.
There was some talk about arresting the brother but nothing ever came of it. I still can vividly remember that voice, it still makes my blood run cold.”
– QueenoftheNorth82
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BakuDeku: Supernatural Elements
A lengthy one this will be, all the goods in one list for your viewing pleasure!
These supernatural elements are all fantasy related works such as werewolves, vampires, demons, and more. Here is the list in order:
120 Works.
- Werewolves: 18 Works. - Vampires: 13 Works. - Mers/sirens/selkies: 13 Works. - Ghosts: 17 Works. - Witches & Fairies: 6 Works. - Angels & Demons: 21 Works. - Zombies: 4 Works. - Youkai/spirits/Kitsune: 1 Work. - Naga/monsters: 7 Works. - Mixed Elements: 20 Works.
~Eve ❣
Werewolves and were-creatures
[Discontinued] a boy and his dog: a wolf's tail by Ramabear (RyMagnatar), TheatricalPlacenta ( E | 102,947+ | 6/? )
In a world of supernatural beings, one young man is doing his best to get by.
Izuku’s a simple human and a college student, curious and cautious with a generosity and kindness that can be killer. But when a chance encounter with the Big Bad Wolf of campus breaks him out of his shell, will Izuku succumb to the flames of his new desire, or will he rise above it all?
But this bad boy Katsuki isn’t all that he appears to be. Behind that prickly exterior is a heart of gold and beneath that lies a hunger that Izuku can’t yet fathom.
Even if Izuku can manage to tame the wolf on his tail, what will he do with the beast inside of himself when it comes calling?
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Noncon groping ]
K-9 by warschach  ( E | 18,304 | 1/1 )
Izuku takes in a stray on one rainy night, except it's not a dog, it's a dog shifter who goes by the name, Katsuki. After the initial wave of panic and embarrassment, Izuku thinks his new pet/roommate is pretty cute.
You. Me. The Moon. by Copkilla1990  ( E | 67,555+ | 17/? )
it started with katsuki's uncontrollable werewolf wet dreams.
or something like that
[hiatus] i will not be tamed by the dark by wonduhhwoman  ( M | 10,530+ | 2/? )
Katsuki is looking to tie himself to the wielder of the Great Spirit of Harmony's power through a blood bond. Aizawa has other plans for the famed King of Beasts.
or
Izuku saves a wolf and earns a guard dog. It's begrudging on both sides.
Dear Fellow Traveler by Morpheel  ( E | 19,863+ | 4/? )
On the verge of completing a cure that would see to the end of many common ailments, Alchemist Izuku Midoriya grows desperate at the realization that he is missing a key ingredient to his brew.
However the blanket of night looms overhead, promising trouble to any who would dare venture out into the deadened woods at these hours. Many travelers have lost their lives braving the dangers of the forest, but it's a risk that Izuku must take, as the concoction would be unusable by the crack of dawn.
Yet the forest was never supposed to hold Werewolves.
Sorely unprepared for a run-in with the Alpha of a desperate pack, Izuku is captured, and held hostage within their ranks. In the midst of a clan afflicted with illness and death, Midoriya must survive the temperament of clan leader Bakugo Katuski, while attempting to find a cure for their affliction.
Easier said than done.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Child Death ]
You're Everything A Big Bad Wolf Could Want by ElopeToTheSea  ( T | 23,959 | 5/5 )
Little red riding hood
I don't think little big boys should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone...
In which Izuku saves a wounded dog, and ends up with a mate for life.
crescent fever by umbrage  ( E | 4,116 | 1/1 )
The night before a full moon, a werewolf’s inhibitions are at an all-time low.
Juggernaut by warschach  ( E | 19,357+ | 4/? )
What had four legs, a tail, fur all over, and went 'woof woof' in the dead of night?
Katsuki's soulmate, Izuku Midoriya, the werewolf.
Which is funny-if you're fucked up in the head and you're going to get real fast why Katsuki was a special Frosted Flakes brand of 'fucked'- because Katsuki's profession clocked out monsters' time card early.
It should be fine.
Narrator: It was, in fact, not fine.
(or Katsuki meets his soulmate at the worst time and under the worst circumstances, tries to deny his feelings while battling monsters, attending class-yea,no-, and trying to piece together the giant gaps in his past. so adulthood except everything does want to kill him.)
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Underage ]
Friction by warschach  ( M | 20,057 | 3/5 )
Izuku's getting married today.
To an alpha he hasn't met and doesn't know beyond his name and the kind of strain he was born with; lion if anyone was curious. And it wouldn't be that bad of a situation but Izuku's an alpha too with a tiger strain, and you know the spiel about alpha-alpha unions more fighting than loving in those bedsheets.
So there's a high probability this whole sham marriage might go up in flames if they're not careful; and when was the last you heard about alphas being careful, huh?
(or Izuku makes the right dumb decision to marry the right alpha under the wrong conditions)
Through Lies and Deceit by Shadowolven ( E | 15,351+ | 2/? )
Supernatural beings, termed occults, haunt the land in search for human victims for their consumption. The surviving human race, having splintered into numerous settlements across the land, struggle in a never-ending war to keep the occults at bay and to ultimately eradicate the fiends.
Izuku and Katsuki are such habitants, training to become professional hunters like their ancestors before them, aiming to become vigilant protectors of humanity. They've spent many years together in training and off, and tonight, on an evening full of celebration, they were given one last opportunity to relax and be the youth the town expected them to be.
But, things go terribly wrong when the truth becomes discovered: Katsuki Bakugou is not a human.
[ Homophobia | Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
He Who Catches by TouchofFever (UntappedChaos) ( M | 5,281+ | 2/3 )
Fantasy/Werewolf AU Izuku only survived the winter of his fourth year because a tribe of werewolves took him in. He became one of theirs, a son of wolves. Guilt made his wolven mother return him to humans once the seasonal melt arrived, but that didn't stop him from making a promise with someone... a someone who, however precious, he forgot in order to live.
Call of the Moon by SurelyHeavenWaits ( E | 44,662 | 11/11 )
Bakugou is a werewolf and his wolf hungers for one thing- well, one person. His childhood best friend. And he refuses to let his wolf hurt him.
[ Mildly Dubious Consent | Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Izuku & Wan-chan by errant_rivalry ( G | 2,120 | 1/1 )
A unusual dog visits a boy so he doesn't spend Halloween alone.
Mine by bkdkwritingsdump ( M | 2,505 | 1/1 )
Izuku’s just a humble alchemist who lives in a cottage in the woods… with his werewolf boyfriend, Katsuki. Every month, when he can no longer control his wolf instincts, he gets particularly possessive, maybe even too possessive. (He’s still a sweet little sap under it all, though.)
Let Me In, Let Me In by osakakitty ( E | 3,131 | 1/1 )
Izuku finally has a day off from vampire hunting, and decides to spend it binging candy and television. His werewolf boyfriend has other ideas.
Halloween Exchange gift for Bubblyn!
Wolf’s Bane by tenneiah ( E | 24,041+ | 5/? )
It’s a world ruled by the humans.
It’s been 30 years of wolves getting hunted and killed by them. 30 years of prejudice, taboos and discrimination between both species. 30 years since the leader of the werewolves was murdered, trying to achieve peace.
Still after 30 years, a nerd named Izuku finds himself assisting an injured wolf in the middle of the night, in the heart of Tokyo.
[ Genocide References | Graphic Depictions Of Violence ]
The Hunting Party by MarionetteFtHJM ( E | 50,488+ | 12/? )
Izuku had gotten himself into many messes over the years. He’d once got stuck in the back of a restaurant after hours because he’d been too shy to ask someone to let him out of the staff bathroom he’d locked himself into. Or that time he got stuck on a roof of a house saving a random cat for some little girl’s sake. Or when his mom left him home alone for the first time and he invited four neighborhood stray dogs into the house and they’d made a mess out of everything. Come to think of it, most of his messes involved animals. Comically he thinks, this is no different.
(Alternatively: Izuku and Katsuki get caught in the crossfire, fake date and then solve some problems for some dangerous beings)
The Reason It's Wrong by Merrywetherweather ( T | 10,247+ | 4/? )
Izuku Midoriya is a Were species, a type of creature that has the ability to shift into a specific animal. As a rabbit Were, his mother had always taught him that
1) Weres had to keep themselves hidden, even from other Were species
2) He had to keep his identity a secret to protect himself from humans
and
3) He would most assuredly be hunted and killed if a predator Were found him out.
Bakugou Katsuki is such a predator Were. But his head's a mess, his primal wolf instincts conflicted about the newest hunt he's taken up.
An animal Wereau.
Vampires
red like wine by wbtrashking (fan_nerd) ( M | 12,593 | 1/1 )
Katsuki stops, startled by something crashing through the bushes. He hopes it's just an animal knocking into a tree, but his instincts have prepared him for the worst. He comes face to face with a deeply-wounded man, his eyes feral and dark. Blood drips from his clothes when the man falls to his knees.
Anybody with a wound that large has to be up to no good. Katsuki knows that fact very well
vigilance by wbtrashking (fan_nerd) ( M | 8,190 | 1/1 )
“I understand if it’s too much to deal with right now,” Izuku softly starts, “but I’d appreciate it if you two could tell me what's going on.”
One youth with silver hair offers him a wary look. “You with those creeps who have scales?”
Izuku shakes his head.
Then, the red-haired young man looks Izuku up and down, staring into his green eyes for a long moment before he speaks again. “There are rumors, right―about people that aren’t one hundred percent human.”
“Sure.”
“I’m one of them.”
Izuku and Katsuki are well-known vigilantes in Japan. Rumors about them spread far and wide, occasionally making their jobs more difficult. When they catch word of a syndicate doing awful experiments on children, the two of them chase down those responsible and make them pay.
Vampire Deku by Betery ( M | 7,453+ | 4/? )
Being quirkless doesn't mean you can't be a hero. Being at the right place at the right time and the gumption to DO something makes you a hero. Sometimes this can have fatal results; luckily fate was smiling was looking down on Izuku and he did in fact not die. However, something else DID happen to him that will affect him for the rest of his life.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
A Drop of You by felicitous ( E | 7,920+ | 2/? )
When Izuku is out celebrating with friends, he notices a familiar face in the crowd and learns that his childhood friend has changed in ways he never imagined possible.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
your kiss tastes so red by kewltie ( T | +4,057 | 1/? )
A wolf and a lamb falls in love. It's the perfect fucked up fairy tale.
[ Obsessive Behavior ]
Lovebites by mynameis152 ( E | 128,941+ | 39/? )
Katsuki Bakugou was going to hate this summer.
He thought he'd hate it because he was being forced to leave home and work for his mother's friend in a small, seaside town. He thought he'd hate it cause he was being punished for burning his room to a crisp. He thought he'd hate it because he hated change.
But it turns out, he hated the Supernatural Turfwar between four species that shouldn't exist but do a whole lot more....
Or
The one where Katsuki is forced to move in with Inko for the summer and finds himself falling for a particular bloodsucker....
[ Suicide Attempt | Graphic Depictions Of Violence ]
Bad Days by GreyDayMoon ( M | 11921+ | 6/? )
Izuku was having a pretty bad day.
Someone else was also having a shitty day too and ended up bleeding out in the alley Izuku was walking through.
Izuku in his bleeding heart nature decided to help him.
The day got worse for Izuku.
[ Graphic Depictions Of Violence ]
Don't Play With Your Food by bkdkwritingsdump ( T | 1,067 | 1/1 )
Katsuki feels apprehensive about the arrangement he's made with Izuku; he knows a vampire and a human shouldn't be in love. (But, here they are anyway.)
War of Hearts by Simplyfx ( T | +13,022 | 4/? )
Bakugo Katsuki hates vampires from the bottom of his heart, reason why he had promised himself to exterminate all of them from the face of the earth. His resolve falters when he meets Midoriya Izuku, a vampire who claims to hate him to death.
Ivory by Dark_Mage_Ayumu ( E | 3,566 | 1/1 )
When he looked up, Izuku was sitting in his lap. His mouth hung open as he panted harshly, messy hair even messier as it clung to his forehead. Katsuki could clearly see his top row of teeth, and how massive and sharp his canines were.
“Kacchan… Please… Just a little… I promise…”
[ Underage ]
Don't want the world to see me by undertake_r ( M | +4,167 | 2/? )
Katsuki doesn’t really think of himself as a good person. He never has, he knows he isn’t.
He supposes this was just karma coming back to bite him in the ass.
His dull red eyes stare up at the grey sky, blurry with the rain falling from the clouds above as it mingles with the blood from his weeping shoulder and probably broken nose.
The dull throb from the slice in his arm felt warm as his natural healing closed the wound slower than normal.
He’s going to have to use his last packet of blood on this bullshit. Fuck.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
you said you'd keep me honest (but i won't call you on it) by arifail ( T | 10,738 | 1/1 )
Deku wasn't Katsuki's problem so there really wasn't any good reason for him to be standing outside the nerd's door, hollering loud enough to wake the dead.
Or for Deku to be opening the door looking like the dead Katsuki had woken up.
Crimson Concrete by pearliegrimm ( M | 29,817+ | 16/? )
Bakugou Katsuki was pretty sure he had this vampire shit down to a tee. All he had to do was stay away from the sunlight, avoid churches and not have any attachments to humans? That was literally how Katsuki had lived his life up until now- it was the exact same, except, he supposed, with higher stakes (ha, get it?)
“Hey dude, does this mean you can’t eat garlic bread anymore?”
Oh.
OH NO.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Merpeople, sirens, selkies
[Abandoned] Green Sea by HG_Wells ( M | 7,263+ | 1/? )
KatsuDeku Mermaid!AU (I haven't seen very many of them around and at this point it's just plain annoying)
Izuku Midoriya is Prince of the Sea, a young Merman who was next in line for the throne. He has everything a Merman could ask for, except for one thing; Freedom. He wants to see what the surface is like, but it's against every law in all Seven Sea's to breath air. But what Izuku thinks is a small trip turns into a live or die situation, and he finds himself placing all of his trust into a talented Biologist to get home.
Sugared Saltwater by halcyonwhispers ( T | 6,956+ | 2/? )
As a high class model for most of his life, Katsuki knows the ins and outs of any gig. He’s worked with Oscar-winning actor “All Might”, had his face plastered on magazine covers, and modeled Gucci and Prada for fashion week in Milan with that asshat Todoroki, so shooting a fucking perfume ad shouldn’t be hard.
Not even with the overgrown fish in the tank.
///
that one au where katsuki’s a super model and risks his ass to save a merman (and vice versa)
Songling by Seatrix ( Not rated | 2,471 | 1/1 )
A long time ago the sirens, who had ruled the seas for eons, decided they wanted to go onto land, and so they brought their songs and shared it with the civilizations on land.
Centuries later, all that remains of a siren is but a small scale set at the base of the siren’s throat, these creatures called themselves Songlings, and lived next to their original home-the sea.
There are many ways a scale could break.
For Midoriya Izuku, heartbreak broke his.
Fish Eye by sweetautumnwine ( T | 7,707 | 1/1 )
Izuku, a solitary merman, finds himself captured by aquarium staff and imprisoned in one of their laboratories; the man assigned to observe him, Katsuki, was on the boat when he was ensnared in the nets. As they grow to know each other more, Katsuki must decide where his duty lies, and Izuku must learn what his heart desires.
Fishy by warschach ( E | 19,417 | 1/1 )
Izuku’s convinced his hot co-worker/neighbor, Katsuki, is a mermaid-or merman- you gotta consider genders even with mythical creatures- and plans to prove it.
(or this is kinda like the show ‘Monster Quest’, except Izuku actually finds said monster, falls in love, and have sexy times.)
The sea, it calls me by MochiUs ( E | 17,860+ | 3/? )
One was searching for what was lost. One was looking for what was rightfully his. They were creatures of the sea, and this was their tale. This was the story of how a selkie and a merman fell in love.
[ Suicidal Thoughts ]
The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by kewltie ( M | 1,834+ | 1/? )
Even the devil got nothing on Bakugou Katsuki, but it may have hand him something else. Something otherworldly, something scaly and with a tail.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
green around the gills by umbrage ( M | 9054+ | 3/10 )
In a world where mythical mer are born and bred for entertainment, Bakugou abruptly finds himself charged with the care of a battle-scarred betta.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | PTSD | Mentions of Abuse ]
shipwreck on the red sea by flowercafe ( M | 12,036+ | 3/? )
Izuku’s always been wary of sharks, but he never expected to come face to face with one like this.
or
Midoriya Izuku is a village fisherman who embarks on a dangerous quest to save his small mangrove village from starvation. When he accidentally stumbles into the treacherous waters of an apex predator, Izuku must figure out a way to endure the cold fury of one deadly and very volatile shark mer.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Lifesaving Kiss by Paper_Wings ( E | 14,840+ | 4/? )
When a terrible storm sets in without warning, and Izuku is thrown overboard, he finds himself face to face with a living creature of legend. Stranded on a rock in the siren's den, the young sailor has seven days to convince the beautiful, but deadly siren to spare him.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Dubcon | Panic Attacks ]
The Secret of the Sea by Trinatee_the_Manatee ( Not rated | 4,372+ | 2/? )
When he was young, Katsuki was very close to an omega merboy named Izuku. One day, a band of pirates came and stole Izuku from him. Now Katsuki is setting sail with a rowdy band of privateers, and he swears on the sea that he will get his Deku back.
What Am I? by FadedNobody ( T | 6,959+ | 1/? )
After crawling onto land over five years ago Katsuki discovered that life as a human could be pretty damn great. So when he finds himself training some nerdy green eyed loser at the surf shop why does his world suddenly stand still?
+++
Izuku's stuck in life and as door after door of opportunity closes before him he turns to the only thing he has left. Surfing the blue waves of his home town. So where did this blonde asshole come from and why does he insist he's a local?
for whatever we lose by kindaopps ( Not Rated | 4,553 | 1/1 )
He locks the pelt up in a chest, and keeps the key hanging from his neck.
The boy's face was devastated, but Katsuki found even that quite beautiful.
[ Dub-Con ]
Ghosts
[Discontinued] Casper Ain't Shit by CaridwenAngetueur1 ( M | 16,328 | 12/12 )
In which Izuku and his mother are murdered and become ghosts.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death ]
The Dust We Have To Breathe by Tyranno ( T | 11,861 | 8/8 )
Bakugo made a big mistake--a huge one--years ago that he never stopped regretting, and now there's only one student from his highschool getting into UA.
Well, 1½.
(Ghost!Izuku)
help our souls by writedeku ( T | 13,773+ | 3/6 )
Yagi Izuku died at the relatively young age of twenty one, and maybe he might've been content with that - except for the fact that he just can't seem to find the afterlife. Enter Bakugou Katsuki - the Police Academy's finest detective, angry at the world, conspiracy theorist, who quite literally walks into him one early evening on a late October's day. Katsuki hates him, or at least, for the first twelve hours.
I'll haunt the shit out of you by SlytherinsInSpace ( T | +13,258 | 8/? )
First of all- ghosts shouldn’t have anxiety.
Of all the fucking things that could have followed him into death- it had to be an ever-impending sense of doom and discomfort? Hadn’t he already reached his doom? Was death and doom not enough?
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death ]
Handkerchief Dude by zubateatscakes ( M | 10,631 | 1/1 )
Mr. Anger Issues might be an alien, Izuku thought. He couldn’t explain his apparently unlimited voice volume otherwise.
“What have you just called me?” The guy cracked his knuckles and, face twisted in an evil smirk, stepped forwards into his personal space.
Izuku became very pale and then turned as red as a tomato. He flinched and moved backwards, but the man kept approaching. “Did I say it aloud?”
“You fucking did.”
“Oh crap. Sorry?”
“Take your fucking lame excuse for an apology and stick it up your ass,” Mr. Anger Issues spat out, nails digging into his palms.
Ghost hunter Izuku travels between the world of the dead and that of the living. Katsuki is troublesome and likes to brawl.
One day, Izuku finds Katsuki in a dark alley, and their lives entangle together.
Deal with the Devil by stars_go_dim ( T | 9,596+ | 3/? ) 
“So... I’m in hell?”
“Yeah, basically.”
Katsuki paused for a moment and looked Satan in the eyes with an unreadable expression.
“Sweet.”
—-
In which Katsuki makes a deal with the devil and is forced to spend the rest of his time on earth with Izuku until the deal has been successfully completed. However, not everything goes according to plan as Katsuki faces many problems along the way, as he slowly but surely begins to develop intense emotions for the boy - more intense than he had originally planned.
[ Major Character Death ]
Daffodils by magnificent_catastrophe ( T | 5,305 | 1/1 )
Bakugo's been running from his past, a past that holds feelings he's wanted nothing but to bury inside of him. Then one day, a fragment of his past comes to life. Now Bakugo has to deal with his 3rd Year at UA on top of a beast from his past. The road ahead is filled with tears and heartache, and quite frankly, Bakugo's not up for the challenge.
[ PTSD | Mental Illness and Instability ]
Yūrei by EclecticIsMyMiddleName ( E | 53,804+ | 4/6 )
Izuku's apartment is haunted by none other than Bakugo Katsuki's ghost. Imagine his surprise when he finds out why Katsuki's ghost can't rest in peace.
[ Major Character Death ]
Mizpah by SchnellerTod ( M | 6,086+ | 3/? )
The one in which Izuku gets a new life and Katsuki gets pain in the ass.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death ]
Yūrei no Eiyū by FandomManiac22 ( T | 42,281+ | 16/? )
"If you wanna be a hero that badly, there’s a quick way to do it. Believe that you’ll be born with a quirk in your next life and take a swan dive off the roof!”
When Katsuki’s comment comes at just the wrong time, Izuku takes his advice. But it is not the end.
Alternatively:
In another world where Izuku is attacked by the sludge villain on the way to school instead of after it, his dreams get crushed too soon. With nothing to save him and Katsuki’s words ringing in his ears, Izuku decides to end it all by jumping off his school’s roof. As his body cracks on the ground, Izuku does not pass on to the next world. Instead, he is left as a ghost among many others. When the slime villain escapes from jail and attacks the person Izuku can’t help but care for, he learns that there may be more to his afterlife than he thought.
And maybe he can be a hero after all.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death | Suicide | Depression ]
Amateur Ghost Hunters by bkdkwritingsdump ( T | 19,768 | 15/15 )
Izuku, aspiring film producer and fanatic of the paranormal, somehow convinces Katsuki, a staunch skeptic, to start an internet series with him where they investigate supposedly haunted sites. And with both boys attempting to hide their feelings for each other, one has to wonder if it's true what they say about horror and romance…
Hearse by Yousayhun ( M | 4,694 | 1/1 )
I will never go backwards I will never be free I will never run faster Will you sink down to me? I will never go backwards I will never be seen In the wake of disaster, will you sink down to me?
Or the one where Bakugo-kun is seriously sad and Izuku is a ghost.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death ]
EVP Sessions by autochorystalize ( T | 9,682 | 2/2 )
Izuku had been interested in the paranormal for years now, spending many weekends exploring haunted locations and trying to document proof of spirits. Tonight was the start of his next big project: creating a documentary series about paranormal investigation.
Katsuki thought Izuku was full of shit, but he always showed up anyway.
[ Mentions of Suicide ]
Unseen by Catching_Wildfires ( Not rated | +2,864 | 1/? )
If Izuku knew anything about himself, it would be that he was dead.
He didn't remember how it had happened, but here he was, sitting right on top of his school rooftop, gazing into the sunset, with no one else to see him-
"What the fuck are you muttering about, shithead?"
-until now
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
The Witching Hours by bkdkwritingsdump ( G | 2,622 | 1/1 )
Katsuki’s apartment is definitely haunted, but the ghost actually seems to like him, maybe even love him. Can he date a ghost? Is that okay!? Izuku thinks yes, but then again, he’s the ghost ;)
Pit Stop by bishounen_curious ( E | 2,821 | 1/1 )
Izuku's best college memory is definitely when he fucked a ghost on a weekend hiking trip during his junior year.
Written for Scarlotis Luna for a Halloween Exchange!
Quietus by Kovhha ( T | 12,936+ | 3/? )
Green eyes struck his and pinned him in place. Bakugou froze, and his knees felt weak. Big green smiling eyes looked back at his. Freckles wrinkled in a grin, curled hair cupping his cheeks. It had been the happiest damn picture of Izuku Bakugou had even seen. It was so alive, Bakugou almost thought he saw movement from it. But it had just been a picture. A worn picture now that he was looking. It was yellowed and curling at the edges, a stray water stain rolling over one cheek. It was nothing but a cheap imitation of the real thing, nothing but a lingering memory, quickly being forgotten by the passing people. There was a stand holding equally wilted flowers and long burned out candles. It was very far from the rest of the bodies, Bakugou knew the site well.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death ]
Witches & Fairies
That One Time Bakugou Blew a Fairy by CaridwenAngetueur1 ( E | 962 | 1/1 )
Bakugou meets a stranger in a club and decides to give him a blowjob.
Unfortunately, the stranger is a fairy.
a deal of a lifetime by needsmoresleep ( T | 3,903+ | 2/? )
Izuku had been told many times not to wander outside of the woods or too close to human civilizations.
Your Darkness is My Light by Pikachuscribbles ( G | 1,177 | 1/1 )
Bakugou Katsuki is a new era Umbra Witch; something he found out was part of his lineage at age four. However, a certain green haired boy -his best friend since childhood- always had a knack for attracting trouble. And now, here they are, with his Deku somehow trapped in Paradiso, covered in scratches and bruises. And it’s up to Bakugou to take him back home.
A World of Enchantment by NightshadeDawn ( G | 721 | 1/1 )
Izuku's been dreaming of a song for many years. He never imagined where it would lead him.
Burn the Witch by sundaechii ( T | 2,233 | 1/1 )
A week after the start of summer break, the Bakugou’s got a new neighbor.
Dreaming Awake by butterfly78 ( T | 1,970+ | 1/? )
Bakugou Katsuki is just an arrogant witch trying his best. Dorms aren't conductive to secrecy, but by god he's gonna try. Canon compliant until I stop caring.
Angels and demons
Stick The Landing. by theweakestthing ( T | 7,609 | 2/2 )
Bakugou stared at the now gaping hole in his ceiling, blinked several times before his eyes trailed down to the pile of debris in the middle of the room.
"What the fuck?" Bakugou whispered, brows knitted, "what the fuck!" He yelled, shaking vigorously with rage.
The pile of debris shifted and moved, giving way to something that looked suspiciously like a body. Fluffy green hair appeared from the rubble along with the rest of a very naked man that didn't have a single scratch on their body apart from something on the man's back, it was completely absurd, utterly absolutely completely absurd. The man turned toward him, smiled wide and moved slowly from the debris, ceiling tiles and splintered wood moving around the man's legs and feet.
"Kacchan," the man said, smile wide and kinda scary.
"What?" Bakugou barked, taking a step back, really though what the hell was happening.
I Summoned a Demon 101: an In-comprehensive guide to Corporeal Demon Do's and Don'ts by EAter ( E | 96,150+ | 36/? )
Midoriya Izuku was born with a quirk: the ability to summon and bind demons from an alternate plane to do his bidding. With only a few days left until the UA entrance exam and still no offensive-type demons in his arsenal, Izuku makes a desperate venture at summoning one corporeal, a feat he had never before attempted. He'd say it was a success- but he doesn't actually know if it'll be more a help or a hindrance. Especially since Bakugou Katsuki is, well, kind of a shit.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Underage | Panic Attacks | Dissociation | Mentions of Rape | Mentions of Child Abuse ]
One of You by LucianPrompto ( T | 2,658+ | 3/? )
When you hear the word “special” or “unique” what is the first thing you think of?
Some might say themselves, the place they live or the people around them, or even something like the weather that day.
In another world, Midoriya Izuku desired to be this above all else. To be able to be a well-loved hero with a cool quirk to protect everyone with. But in this world, he wished nothing but to be like the other, hidden, unknown, quirkless.
In this world, Midoriya Izuku is what many people would consider “Unique”. You see Izuku had a secret. While he had the power to protect, he would not have anyone to protect being the monster he is.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Bound to You by Magefeathers“ ( T | 5,751 | 1/1 )
There were a few moments of nothing but the static, and Izuku feared that maybe the demon had disconnected after all. But then the voice spoke again, and this time it was flat, listless, without any of the anger and fire Izuku had come to expect from it.
I exist to destroy you, Midoriya Izuku,” he repeated. When he continued his voice was bitter, and almost sad. “I’m bound to you. I am going to steal your breath from you, because that’s the only way for me to be free. Sooner or later, one way or another, I will destroy you.”
[hiatus] 7 Sins by kacchansass ( E | 5,704+ | 1/7 )
Izuku gets invited to a party where he knows his childhood crush and on-again off-again friend would be. He wants to repair their friendship—but before he can get anywhere with Katsuki, some kids from a rival school crash the party. Katsuki, being the leader he is, confronts them outside.
Hours pass, and Katsuki still hasn't returned.
AKA the Jennifer's Body AU nobody asked for.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Icarus by BrightEyesEren ( M | 44,694+ | 5/9 )
“Young man, let me tell you the story of an angel born without wings.”
What's the difference between an angel with wings and an angel without them? Between sin and enjoyment? Between living a life of purity and a life of freedom?
Izuku summons a demon by the name of Katsuki to find out.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Vertigo by warschach ( M | 34,142+ | 5/11 )
“Guardian—you’re an angel? My angel?”
Whoa.
That was offensive as hell coming from a unicorn working an afternoon shift at a coffee shop. At least he didn’t have a damn horn protruding out from his damn skull. Not that Katsuki judged supes on their appearance—magic could do only so much and it took a once massive creature and condensed it into a human suit so some things were bound to be uneven—but this guy, his guard until someone or something decided to do Katsuki a solid and off Izuku, called him out.
(or Katsuki is an unwilling guardian angel, Izuku is his unwilling guard, trouble happens, and maybe they fall in love)
Fight for the fall by Ereri_Garbage ( T | 1,205 | 1/1 )
Angels probably had a worse fate than demons. When an angel aged 16 years they were returned to the heavens to be tested by god and to see if they were fit to live amongst the clouds with the strongest warriors or doomed to live a life on earth, fallen.
The World Is Silent (we are loud) by RedHeadsRock1010 ( T | 77150+ | 17/? )
There is only one Angel and one Demon at a time – born each generation after the previous one dies and destined to keep the balance of the world in a vicious battle of good verses evil until the end of existence.
The current Demon stared at the Angel humming and weaving pink flowers into his own bright green curls. A crown of red roses already sat on the Demon's head.
Yeah, fuck that bullshit.
love black as sin by clairesail ( E | 7,394 | 1/1 )
Kacchan has always been something ethereal to him. Magnificent, beautiful. Someone Midoriya's own mortal hands were not worthy of touching. Little did he know how right that feeling had been.
Only, not in the way he expected.
Fuel for the Fire by EclecticIsMyMiddleName ( E | 12,630+ | 1/13 )
Hell is full of demons, and Bakugo Katsuki is one the most infamous (or should we say, "popular"?). His job is to give the demon fuckers what they want in exchange for their souls. Sure, he enjoys the "perks" of his job as an incubus, but he's never felt anything for his victims.
Until now.
Alternatively Titled: "Izuku Accidentally Summons an Incubus and Learns About Demon Anatomy"
[ Major Character Death ]
Lucky for Me by Daiako (Achrya) ( E | 4,837 | 2/2 )
Izuku, Katsuki's summoned succubus, takes an attack meant for him. Katsuki decides to deal with an unwanted rush of emotion in the only way that makes sense between them.
Kinktober, prompts are wings and rimming.
Broken Horns & Fragile Wings by zuccin ( G | 1,682 | 1/1 )
When Izuku was a child, he met an angel. An adorable angel that lived next door, Bakugou Katsuki. Years passed and Midoriya (or Deku) is sure his angel got even cuter by the time; he's glad they are together.
// In an universe where Angels and Demons live peacefully together, a green haired demon falls in love with an angel.
Broken Angel by Atinyhamster ( M | 56,549| 24/24 )
With his mentor sick and dying, Izuku is left with no choice but to make a deal with a demon. Unknowingly he sets off a chain reaction, starting with a price far greater than he ever imagined. But hell is nothing like he thought and he is left questioning everything he has ever learned before.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Implied/Reference Self-Harm ]
Soft Wings by actualdevil ( T | 1,533 | 1/1 )
As someone already prone to accidents, it was no surprise when Deku took a bad fall during track practice.
(Or, a quirkless AU where everyone has wings for no reason)
"Small, but Pretty and Shit" by SugarRose22 ( G | 3,179 | 1/1 )
Izuku's quite insecure about his wings, but someone he knows actually thinks very differently about them than you would have guessed.
Katsuki is up front with his feelings, as he always is.
The wingfic no one asked for but I'm writing it anyways.
Angel and Stranger by ColourlessZero ( E | 6,478 | 1/1 )
The warrior angel, Bakugou Katsuki, is sent to the mortal realm to slay the demon prince. His travels lead him to ancient ruins in a barren desert and the bright-eyed mortal named Izuku. Desparate to rid himself of the emobodiment of annoyance, Bakugou agrees to teach Izuku a song. The only problem, Izuku is a terrible singer and Bakugou is losing patience fast.
Will he be able to get Izuku to leave before the demon prince's arrival?
Saving You by TarynToffee ( M | 13,089+ | 3/? )
Angels weren't supposed to exist, so what does it mean when Izuku meets a crimson-eyed angel with an explosive personality in his bedroom who says he's there to save him and his life suddenly shifts and not for the better?
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Saudade by zuccin ( G | 1,972 | 1/1 )
When a plague that only affects demons reaches the north, Katsuki is called to help control it with his healing abilities. The demon Midoriya can understand why, but still, he still misses his angel.
Just three weeks, just three weeks and he'll see his angel, Katsuki, again.
'Twas You Who Wounded the Pure by WhenJoshIsJoseph ( T | 1,381 | 1/? )
When Bakugou Katsuki and Midoriya Izuku, two firefighters, die saving people in a fire, they arrive in the afterlife and are assigned to Heaven and Hell - but it doesn't work the way everyone expects it to. A mix up in the records proclaims Bakugou an angel and Midoriya demon...
...Only, it was meant to be the other way around.
Now, Bakugou must race against time and prevent Midoriya from becoming a full fledged demon if he's ever to save him, and in order to that, he needs to find out what Midoriya held against him when he was alive.
Feelings were never meant to come into it.
___
Or, Bakugou is the awkward angel, and Midoriya is surprisngly good at being demonic.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Tainted Love by FireFoxFireFlies ( E | 2,416 | 1/1 )
Izuku falls for a fellow angel and is cast out of heaven for this crime. He soon finds himself in the arms of a demon who "consoles" him.
[ Major Character Death | Implied/Referenced Suicide ]
Zombies
365 Days Without Incident by The Emerald Eyed Boy (MissingOneEye) ( Not Rated | 18,703+ | 18/? )
On October 29th, last year, Izuku Midoriya was killed in a car accident.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death ]
Love That's Left Behind by ploThief ( T | 1,439 | 1/1 )
The trio flinch when they hear the tale-tell guttural moan of hungry zombies. Two new zombies have heard the commotion. One looks savage, face twisted forever in an angry scowl. The other is plainer, moving with a slight limp. The two are bloodied and dirty, but in much better condition than most zombies they cross. Newly turned, Ochaco’s mind supplies. It leaves a bitter taste in her mouth.
[ Major Character Death ]
Footprints in a Reddened Sky by Hollowed_Soul ( T | 6,577+ | 4/? )
Izuku Midoriya is quirkless, he moved towns due to excessive bullying at previous schools. Izuku has never met Bakugou nor All Might and Bakugou is in UA along with the others. It seems pretty normal. Except it's a zombie apocalypse and Midoriya has been turned to one of them.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
breathe ( E | 2,336 | 1/3 )
For most, the zombie apocalypse was something they had started out with. For others, they were born in it. Izuku Midoriya was the unlucky one out of many to be born inside of one.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death ]
Yokai/Spirits/Kitsune
Hearts of Men and Yokai by GreyDayMoon ( M | 53,598 | 27/? )
Katsuki was relaxing in the forest simply enjoying his peaceful world when a small six year old green haired incarnation of trouble came across him. Even worse, the kid seemed to be able to see yokai. Now fully annoyed but also intrigued, watch Katsuki interact with the child.
OR: An AU inspired by Natsume and the Book of Friends and Kamisama Kiss
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Nagas/Dragons
In the Eye of the Storm by CheshireButton ( M | 122,611+ | 13/? )
Izuku Midoriya is a scientific prodigy seeking a cure for a rapidly spreading neurodegenerative disease. A potential clue in his research points to a fabled island, guarded by an eternal storm from which no travelers have ever returned. He navigates through the hurricane and discovers an island that is anything but uninhabited. He must adapt to survive against the natives who place intruders in three categories: warriors, mates, or meat.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
The Offering by Bakuholic ( T | 7,032+ | 4/? )
Every year, an offering is given to the dragon race as a trade off for the dragons' protection. This year, Izuku Midoriya is the human offering.
He trembles at the very thought of his death being by the claws of a dragon. However, his expectations of his future seem to turn when an ash blonde alpha dragon begins to grow fond of him and adds him to his hoard of treasure.
(I"m not good at summaries it seems)
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Deku's Dumb Dragon by Lochan10 ( M | 9056+ | 4/? )
Midoriya meets a dragon at the age of 4, and ends of being best friends with the dragon for years. But one day Midoriyas Royal friend, Prince Todorki, Uraraka, and Knight Iida come across Midoriya and the dragon they have heard about but never met per Midoriyas request only to realize it was the Barbarian Dragon King their friend had been friends with for years.
And Midoriya didn't even know himself that he's best friend with a king. The Barbarian Dragon King himself no less. So what happens when he realizes the truth?
A fluffy story of Bakugou secretly pinning after Midoriya for years only to finally do something about it when his identity is revealed by the half and half bastard.
This is Yuuei by Logsnake ( T | 24,509 | 13/13 )
This is Yuuei. We have hunting, fishing, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problem are the pests. You see, while most places have mice or mosquitos, we have… dragons.
(Or the first How to Train Your Dragon but with Izuku as Hiccup and Katsuki as Toothless)
Hoarding Treasure by Swifty_Heart ( M | 10,234+ | 2/? )
Humans are becoming extinct, plan and simple, no one knows why but fifty years ago the sky and earth suddenly opened and dragons appeared soaring the sky and climbing out of the ground, they will come in a scoop up a single random human and then take off, they won't destroy anything or take anything else just one single human and leave...its lead to a strange sort of peace.
Strange Encounters by kacchansass ( E | 3,273 | 1/1 )
Midoriya Izuku is the General of his people, the dragon shifters known as the Ryuujin. His main task as an alpha warrior is to safeguard his people. Bakugou Katsuki is an explorer set out with the great task of gathering knowledge about people that are scorned from the rest of the mainland.
Two worlds collide, for better or worse.
[ Rape/Non-Con ]
Walking in the night sky by Daiako (Achrya) ( M | 5,414+ | 3/? )
Bakugou is your typical mildmannered dragon shifter and biker, turned out from his own world and forced to live in the human one. Nothing special about him at all. He's content to move from backwater town to backwater town, keeping to himself, and making no attachments. At least, he was until he met Izuku, a waiter too cute for his own good, in a strange town that refuses to let him leave...
Mixed Supernatural Elements
Hard to Say by halcyonwhispers ( T | 8,390+ | 2/? )
Izuku is a Halfling, born after his faerie father spirited away his mom and then left her behind. Never quite fitting in with the humans or any of the supernatural beings in his small town, Izuku hoped that going to a diverse college in the big city will help him finally make friends.
Katsuki’s family has been powerful witches for generations, and he’s no different. Talented and a proclaimed genius to boot, he knew he shouldn’t waste his time on this dumbass (disgustingly cute) half-blood.
Or,
two idiots fall in love and don’t get that the other’s awkward cues are just a result of romantic tension.
Sick Like Animals by osakakitty ( E | 3,848 | 1/1 )
Whenever Katsuki Bakugo is struck by his seasonal heat, Izuku Midoriya agrees to help him until it ends. He takes Bakugo into his care, providing him with the stimulation he needs. One morning, after a night of light sex, Bakugounfortunately finds his heat unquenched.
Fantasy AU in which Katsuki Bakugo is half-beast, and Izuku Midoriya is an alchemist in-training. They both have a mutual understanding and need and for each other. Sex ensues.
Lucky for you by Daiako (Achrya) ( E | 3,603 | 1/1 )
Katsuki is a summoner, a damn good one. Which makes accidently calling forth a timid Incubus and ending up bonded to him all the more infuriating. It only gets worse when he realizes he can feel the demons emotions and that it's is very very hungry. The only way to quiet the bond is satisfy the demon’s needs and complete the spell.
For Kinktober, prompts are incubus and bonds
The Bonds that Bind Us by DMMegsie ( E | 44,568+ | 7/? )
Travelling with his trading caravan, Izuku is on his way home when they stumble across an already heated battle in the middle of an open field in the dead of night. Being mistaken as part of attacking party, Izuku finds himself fighting off the fabled Demon King of the Mountains of Fire.
However, during the battle, Izuku breaks a necklace on the Demon King that held an unspoken promise from his mother from long ago, which changes everything.
Nothing ever as it seems, nor is it simple. As an omega of elven descent, Izuku has a lot to learn about the greater world and himself. The same could be said of the half dragon lord of the mountain.
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Rape/Non-Con ]
all gifted by fitzefitcher ( T | 9,129+ |  4/?)
The thing about gifts is that they're meant to be given, they're meant to be shared; so Izuku will take his gifts, so freely given to him, and share them with all he holds dear.
Izuku is born without any gifts, as his kind often are, to a witch mother and salamander father, on one sweltering night in July.
[ Abuse | Bullying | Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
The Arsonist vs The Tree by Annoying_Tourist ( M | 2,979+ | 1/? )
The great dragon Katsuki had spent the past few centuries cultivating his reputation as the fearless ‘Beast of the Western Lands’. Everywhere he goes, he leaves a trail of fire and ash in his wake. But soon his life of treasure hoarding and raiding villages doesn’t seem as fulfilling as it used to be. Was it time for him to settle down, make himself a permanent home and start living a more peaceful and humble life?
Naturally, Katsuki decided that the ‘next step’ in his life was to build himself a grand temple next to Musutafu, the biggest village in the Western Lands. The humans would learn to worship him eventually.
The tree spirit Izuku- an actual deity and self-proclaimed protector of Musutafu- takes issue with this.
Reparations by Merrywetherweather ( M | 37,459+ | 15/? )
When Izuku was a child, he was told to never enter the woods. But being in possession of the shortest attention span a four year old is capable of, he ignores his mother's warnings and stumbles after a very pretty butterfly. What he finds, instead, is a friend. His first and only friend.
Izuku is in his twenties now and he no longer runs to meet with the childhood friend who pushed him away so long ago. His mother and their village are on edge because he's way past his presenting years and he still hasn't had his first heat. He's defective. An omega who can't present can't find a mate or have kids, not like he's ever been inclined to find someone or have children. After leaving the confines of his small minded human village and wandering out into the woods once again, in search of a better life, that all changes when he runs into the one person he hoped to meet but never thought he'd see again.
Bonds Don't Break by DeKatsu ( T | 1,360 | 1/1 )
Katsuki catches an unfamiliar scent in his territory and decides to hunt it down. He doesn't expect to find Deku at the end of the trail.
You, who didn't listen by Preintice  ( E | 7,601+ | 1/4 )
Time always was a blurry conception made by humans. It implied a race against time. It implied choices and pressure. However for those whose Time had no impact on, it felt like languorous torture. Where you try to find an objective of your own, either be it dying or playing, but grow quickly bored from it.
Katsuki (to become Bakugo) was in search for recognition, power and chaos.
Deku (to become Izuku Midoriya) was in search for redemption, acceptance and comprehension.
And together, they fell.
[ Graphic depictions of violence | Major Character Death ]
Belonging by MochiUs ( M | 2,525+ | 1/3 )
A ghost and a werewolf. An unlikely pair. They were on the search for the answer to their problems, but they gained something more along the way.
[Graphic Depictions Of Violence]
An Old Church Ground by KingHugin ( Not rated | 6,526 | 1/1)
Ever heard the legend of the Grim?
They say it’s a large black dog, an omen of death. That if you’re unfortunate enough to ever catch a glimpse of one. Then well… you never really live to tell the tale.
That’s only one of the legends and not the one of this story, though I guess it still ends in death.
 Or a story where Katsuki is the Grim of an old church ground, and Izuku is… well he’s something else.
[ Major Character Death ]
An Unlikely Pair by bkdkwritingsdump ( T | 1,751 | 1/1 )
Katsuki is a fire wizard stuck with a life-magic familiar whom he thinks is utterly useless to him. During a battle with a particularly nasty demon, though, Izuku might just prove his worth.
The Monster That Stole My Heart by Merrywetherweather ( T | 4,855 | 1/1 )
Katsuki's been stalking this specter for the past week as it's been infringing on his territory. After finally engaging with it, he learns that Deku's been squatting in the graveyard for almost a month.
Katsuki makes it his business to help this ghost move on and get gone. Deku and him will need the help of Uraraka, the witch, and the vampire, Todoroki, if they want to try and fix whatever made Deku a mostly incorporeal spirit.
A little oneshot I thought up and wrote for Halloween.
Werewolf in The Witch's Forest by Unoutan ( T | 6,035 | 1/1 )
The sky is blue, the air is chilly and the leaves are falling all around the forest, but a wolf with pale fur is close to death at Izuku's feet...and the witch-in-training, collecting his herbs alone amongst the trees, is the only one who can help.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
Day of the Dead by JunNoAce ( E | 10,676 | 1/1 )
There was no worse feeling than believing that you were to weak to protect the person you held most precious to you and living out your life without them.
Imagine Bakugou Katsuki's shock when he finds his Deku again half a century after his murder jumping into his arms.
.... It's a romantic tragedy with porn. Lol!
[ Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death ]
Puppy Love by kacchansass ( G | 3,286 | 1/1 )
Bakugou Katsuki has a crush on the idiot spirit Midoriya Izuku he's soulbound to protect. He thought that his trial to become a full fledged Guardian Werewolf was the hardest thing he'd ever faced, but he may have spoken too soon.
Series Part 2 of Bound Together
Heart Keeper by Quirkyasfok ( Not Rated | 1,078 | 1/1 )
Katsuki had never considered being a Heart Keeper as part of his future, but then again, he also never thought Izuku Midoriya of all people would kill himself.
[ Implied/Referenced Suicide ]
Kaleidoscope by Disney_Princess_Izuku ( T | 5,141 | 1/1 )
Izuku is a witch. He just needs to find his familiar. Enter a boy that is a wolf, and a wolf that is a boy - with wild red eyes and sharp smiles.
And Izuku thinks:
"Oh, it's him."
Smoke and Mirrors by Daiako (Achrya) ( M | 5,160+ | 2/? )
Hundreds of years ago All Might, the last of the once great Celestial race, used his divine sword and all his power to seal the necromancer known as Father, and all his undead minions, in Unchanging Deadlands. Peace followed and All Might, and his broken sword, faded into legend.
But all peace eventually ends and, as undead hoards and monsters of nightmare crawl forth from the barren islands to the south, a group sets out from the north in search of the broken sword to once again seal the threats away. Lead by Demon Prince Todoroki and Dragon Prince Bakugou they’re the best their people have to offer, ready to lay down their lives to stem the tide of darkness.
And then there is Izuku, a mild mannered apothecary, devoid of magic, who has never learned not to touch whispering objects of power.
[ Major Character Death | Graphic Depictions of Violence ]
torn fur, blunt teeth by SageMasterofSass ( E | 29,816 | 11/15 )
After eight months of being collared, Izuku is finally free. But a dark, stormy city is no place for a lonely shapeshifter on the run.
[ Past Rape/Noncon ]
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Charmed (CW) Timeline
SEASON 1 (COMPLETED) 
SEASON 2 (INCOMPLETE/WORKING ON)
So I've managed to put together somewhat of a timeline, or at the very least I've managed to list how many days are in each episode via the dialogue and costume changes that take place. 
ALSO ON https://archiveofourown.org/works/25059289/chapters/60695233
SEASON 1
EP 1 - Pilot
July 20th, 2018 (Friday)
Mel and Maggie head out, leaving their mom home alone on a Friday night.
Mel texts Niko at exactly 8:23PM, Maggie on the other hand is followed by Brian but leaves him to walk through the woods to the university.
Later that night they are texted by Marisol, and Mel swings by to pick up Maggie from the Kappa party.
22nd October, 2018 (Monday - Exactly 3 months after would be the 20th, but it would be a Saturday)
3 months after the death of Marisol, Macy officially starts work in Hilltowne. Mel is a graduate student and a teaching assistant, perhaps following in her mother’s footsteps.
The detectives chat with Mel and after they leave that evening Mel and Maggie argue only for Macy to arrive to meet them for the first time. Macy was told her mother died when she was 2 and keeps a photo of her mother holding her as a baby.
23rd October, 2018 (Tuesday)
The next day at 9:45am, Maggie is at Kappa and her powers start. Not soon after leaving Harry kidnaps the girls and introduces himself as their whitelighter in their attic. 
At 8:42pm Maggie texts Brian and heads out into the woods. Macy is at the lab and Mel is letting Niko in, allowing them to reconcile the relationship.Maggie is attacked by a demon dog during her walk in the woods and gets home before Niko and Mel can even undress. 
Not soon after Macy comes over to look over the green goo Maggie had on her from the demon dog. Maggie in the meantime has showered (understandably) and even Mel after saying goodbye to Niko, seems to have changed clothes. After arguing with Mel, Maggie gets kidnapped by some uni boys. Maggie texts them at 9:30pm to let them know she was taken to Phi Delta Upsilon and is hiding in the bathroom.
Later that night after saving Maggie and dealing with their first demon, they watch home videos. Maggie has changed once again, and they all fall asleep in Marisol’s room, everyone except Macy who realises something.
24th October, 2018 (Wednesday)
Macy didn’t go to sleep and instead stayed up all night in the attic. Mel’s already headed off to the protest.
Later that day, after defeating Taydeus that morning, Macy brings over her stuff so she can move in.
EP 2 - Let This Mother Out
24th October, 2018 (same night as the previous episode - Wednesday)
After the ouija board and Harry’s appearance, Maggie talks with Macy as Macy starts unpacking in Marisol’s (soon to be Macy’s) room. 
25th October, 2018 (Thursday)
The next morning Macy is repairing the truth serum during breakfast before work. 
Maggie goes to the hospital with the Kappa girls and afterwards has Brian come over to help her relax.
Macy comes back after seeing Harry at the hospital, wiping the woman’s memory. She then comes home to see her sisters with the ouija board. Thermostats are swapped unknowingly. 
Macy is having tea with Harry and it's nearly 4:30pm. The other two sisters have summoned the trickster demon. 
It's gotten dark outside and is now almost 5OR6:50pm, Harry is getting suspicious with Macy. He orbs the two of them but not soon after gets knocked out by Mel. Apparently the woman dragged him downstairs into the living room before setting off on their journey to get the prism. 
After the demon is vanquished and Harry leaves, the sisters seem to take a photo together, as seen posted by Maggie in the next episode.
26th October, 2018 (Friday)
Maggie goes and sees Brian while he's working. 
Witch training starts at 2pm as it's the day after the imposter demon.
That night Maggie posts a picture of the three of them while helping Mel sort through Marisol’s stuff and helps Macy find space for hers. 
Angela Wu seems to have woken up.
EP 3 - Sweet Tooth
29th October, 2018 (Tuesday)
Witch training is a go. Lucy had to move up the pledge meeting and it's going to start in 10 minutes according to a text. It's dark outside. 
The Harbinger kills Cam.
Later that night/early morning Mel is up reading the Book of Shadows and Niko (who had obviously been sleeping over) comes up to see what she’s doing in the attic. 
31st October, 2018 (Wednesday)
It's officially Halloween. Macy is making breakfast telekinetically, not knowing Niko is there. She plans on baking lots of sugar cookies before work.
Maggie has her shift, it's around lunch time since the man is ordering chicken or whatever and the Kappa ladies are having mimosas. Mel is at work at the university and is handing out the sugar cookies. Macy is also at work in the lab and hasn’t dressed up in a costume. 
After her shift Maggie picks up halloween stuff for the party she has planned. Macy is taking the bus to go shopping before heading home. Mel intercepts the possessed Angela (while she watches Macy get on said bus) and takes her back to her dorm. After talking to and having her try a sugar cookie, Mel runs into Niko there before heading home. 
Mel and Macy get home around the same time and Harry arrives shortly after. Maggie has used the glamour spell on basically the whole house in the meantime. 
The Harbinger kills its next victim while the party is happening at the Vera house. Maggie takes Macy to her room to use the glamour spell on her after seeing her arrive in her costume. 
Mel gathers them all together once learning from Niko that there has been another murder. The Harbinger arrives. 
Protection spell doesn’t work so they try to lure the demon into the woods. 
Party must end in and around 12am to fit into the Cinderella narrative Lucy compliments.
1st November, 2018 (Thursday)
Early hours, Mel is putting her costume away and she tells Niko (who had to leave the party due to the body found) to not bother coming over. All sisters are in their pajamas and they head to where Harry is keeping watch of the Harbinger in the attic.
EP 4 - Exorcise Your Demons
1st to the 4th of November, 2018 (Thursday to Sunday)
The sisters take turns watching the harbinger.
5th of November, 2018 (Monday - Originally had it written as the 2nd of November but Trip’s death date screws that)
That morning Macy is playing around with the dead rat. Harry arrives then leaves once the detectives arrive and then Charity arrives. 
The trio head to work/school. Maggie has world literature, a class that she has been failing and is having midterms for. Lucy volunteers Parker to be Maggie’s tutor. Macy is secretly testing the rat while at work. 
Mel is back home using a spell on the Harbinger. After a disagreement with Charity she goes and picks Maggie up from the university….with the harbinger in the trunk. Mel and Maggie chain the harbinger to a float in one of the university storage facility things. Harry arrives, Macy is back with Charity at the house but leaves after getting a text to meet them.
It's dark now and Maggie has to go out and distract Parker while the other two have already gone to go get supplies. Not soon after the harbinger breaks free and Harry has Maggie use the compass to call Charity. The other two get back just in time with the gloves and stuff from the labs.
They cast the exorcism spell and after getting it out they discover Trip killed. Charity handles it while Harry takes Angela and the girls back to the house. 
Sometime during the night/next day Alistair gets his hands on the paint bucket via Charity.
6th of November, 2018 (Tuesday)
Parker turns up to the house to see Maggie. Mel and Macy are still in their pajamas. Niko comes over and Mel is trying to console her about Trip.
EP 5 - Other Women
7th of November, 2018 (Wednesday)
At least 2 days since Angela Wu was saved and Harry having moved in. 
Macy is having a bath in the early hours of the morning, which is when Harry goes to. The commotion awakes the other sisters. 
Later that day Mel takes Niko to Trips grave, it says on the tomb that he died on the 5th of November. 
Macy is at work and meets Alistair. She sees Galvin with Summer. Meanwhile Mel wants her and Niko to get away that weekend after hearing about her being put on leave.
Maggie is with Lucy having a coffee, probably around lunch.
Mel and Niko are having dinner later. 
8th of November, 2018 (Thursday)
Mel is talking to Niko at lunch and accidentally gives Niko a key piece of information. Maggie gets back from shopping at the gap. She’s supposed to have been hunting for whoever Parker cheated on Lucy with. She finds Macy stalking Summer only. Maggie reckons it was only days ago Macy and Galvin were kissing. They go up to Macy’s room to talk about Summer, Harry joins without pants. 
Niko finds Trip’s cabin that night and is saved by Mel and taken to the hospital. Meanwhile Maggie and Macy are at the haunt, talking with Summer and Galvin. 
Harry and Mel talk while Niko sleeps in the hospital bed. After Hunter attacks them and flees Mel goes home with Niko and changes, Harry however is still in the same clothes. She texts her sisters to come home, who both were at Galvin’s. Mel wants to cast the arcadian smokescreen spell.
Prepping for the spell takes a bit. The other two sisters cast while Mel says goodbye. 
9th of November, 2018 (Friday)
Mel is checking Niko’s social media during breakfast, which Harry has cooked. Maggie invites Harry into their little family. 
Maggie tells Lucy the truth before classes it seems. Mel and Harry head to work, but Mel doesn’t have a job anymore due to the spell’s consequences. 
Macy apologises to Galvin at his place, to get a copy of his glowing mark.
EP 6 - Kappa Spirit
23rd of November, 2018 (Friday - Originally had it written as the 11th because I didn’t think that much time could have passed after the spell with Niko)
Mel’s still in bed moping and mourning her loss of relationship with Niko. 
They head to the Haunt with Harry. Their server was Ashley. All up they spend $44 after having ordered a pint of old arrow pale ale, a pint of blind fox hef (hefeweizen) and 7 mojitos. According to the date on the receipt, it's the 24th, which would be a Saturday. Considering the next episode is somehow the 25th, I’m guessing they’re given the receipt sometime after 12am, making it technically the next day. I know nothing about the USA traditions but apparently the 23rd was Black Friday, making Thanksgiving the day before?
Lucy unknowingly summons Brenda.
24th of November, 2018 (Saturday)
It’s initiation week, Maggie would have been a full kappa if she hadn’t screwed things up with Lucy.
Maggie meets Brenda and later discovers she is from 1989 with Mel. Marisol is seen, very much pregnant with Macy.
That night is Galvin’s birthday party at the Renzi room on campus.
Days ago Harry was actually told that the sisters didn't actually need added protection by the elders but he wanted to stay with them regardless. 
Later, after saving Lucy and finding out about Macy's inner darkness, the sisters bring Harry into their sisterhood, since he plans on moving back into his condo. Pange Lingua from Churches: Ecclesiastican Zajaczek is being played during the sisterhood ceremony. 
Hunter steals Macy’s blood from the lab.
Macy later finds the box with the key hidden in the post on the front verandah/porch. Probably real late at night, if not early hours of morning. 
EP 7 - Out of Scythe
25th of November, 2018 (Sunday)
Maggie has Harry’s orb and is awoken that morning by Mel. Macy wears the key after finding it a week ago. 
Mel’s thesis proposal was apparently due six weeks ago and I’m guessing it's for the job Harry’s trying to get Mel to go for. She could have potentially been already given an extension or allowed to apply late.
Macy meets Julia once she gets to work. 
Lucy gives Parker and Maggie the green light. 
Mel meets Jada at the Haunt while she’s working on her thesis. When Mel goes to google duo with Maggie, her phone says it's 1:24pm and that it's Sunday, the 25th of November. 
Leon the satyr arrives soon after Maggie ends the call with Mel. And yet it shows that it's gotten dark by the time that the rest of the gang gather to help the unconscious man onto the couch. One would think Maggie wouldn’t just leave some random guy there for a few hours while she waits for her family to get there?
They party with the satyr that night.
26th of November, 2018 (Monday)
Next morning they're hungover. Harry’s watch says it's about 7:45am when he’s making the hair of the dog. 
Maggie’s having a date with Parker, probably around lunch time since Macy and Galvin have a coffee together.
Now evening, Maggie goes to apologise to Parker but witnesses him injecting himself with something and leaves.
The gang head to the fertility clinic to stop the shadow demon. 
Harry reveals his entomophobia once the bees arrive after they get back from the clinic.
The shadow demon attacks later, and Jada arrives to steal the scythe. 
They sit down and discuss what just happened and Mel refuses to be healed. 
27th of November, 2018 (Tuesday)
Macy confronts her boss about not firing Galvin. Not really sure when this occurs, kind of screws with my outline for the next episode.
Maggie plans on signing up for next semester as a psych major. Parker stops by to explain things.
EP 8 - Bug a Boo
The charmed ones hunt Jada without Harry’s help for some reason. Jada uses the scythe. Personally, it makes more sense for this scene to be a continuation of the night from the last episode, when Jada first gets the scythe, simply due to the fact that we have no idea how the girls found Jada in the first place. Plus it allows this episode to flow better in my opinion.
27th of November, 2018 (Tuesday - continued from the last episode despite outfit changes?)
That morning Charity is there. 
Maggie heads to AptitudeMatch.
Macy stays late at work.
A person goes missing.
28th of November, 2018 (Wednesday)
A crime scene is taped off where the person went missing. Mel, Charity and Harry investigate, unknowingly being watched by Jada. 
Macy and Maggie seem to be having breakfast or atleast coffee together in the kitchen. It says it's nearly 8am on the wall clock.
That night as Mel takes out Haunts trash, Jada and her chat. Jada gives Mel back the shards of the scythe. 
After work Mel (seemingly having changed out of her work clothes) talks to Charity. Apparently she destroyed the scythe all by her lonesome, which always bothered me, but I guess the writers couldn’t have them using it to bust Harry out in the next episode onwards. 
Harry and Charity share a moment. Macy is still at work. 
Maggie goes on a date with Parker while Macy is looking over the stuff the demon left behind at the crime scene after getting home from work. 
The girl that was next to Maggie and Parker gets taken by the demon, who was her date.
Macy goes out on her date with Wes who has been texting her since she was back home from work. 
The last time three people went missing from Hilltowne was December 28th, 2001. Macy is the last victim.
The sisters wait in Macy’s room as she takes a shower after the whole ordeal.
29th of November, 2018 (Thursday)
Mel it at work, probably around midday when Jada turns up to stop a mugging. Mel’s wearing the same outfit as the last time Jada showed up to her work, so maybe it really is her work clothes? Jada is in the same outfit too though.... 
Mel is in Harry’s office, looking for Charity’s compass to summon her. She’s taken to see the Elders. 
That night Macy is at the haunt planning to have a date with Galvin who never makes it. Originally I was going to make it at least a week after the whole Cicada demon ordeal but maybe Macy wasn’t that phased by it.
Mel uses Jada’s spell to reveal the Sarcana in the tattoo parlor and gets knocked out.
EP 9 - Jingle Hell
29th of November, 2018 (same night as previous episode - Thursday)
Mel wakes up from being knocked out and learns about initiation. She goes back to the attic to tell Maggie and Harry, who the latter is getting out the christmas decorations. Apparently decorations are typically put up in late November or early December, usually to coincide with the start of Advent.
24th of December, 2018 (Monday - Disclaimer: I personally don’t celebrate Christmas, so I don’t know if they’d be opening gifts 12am Christmas morning or 12am Boxing day but to me it would make more sense to be the 24th.)
They're setting up the Christmas Tree.
Harry has been feeding his Christmas cake brandy for the last three weeks.
Ray is driving from Minneapolis, having been in Japan and is supposed to be there by 4pm. 
Galvin arrives and apparently there's a chance of a blizzard. It's getting closer to 4pm. Broken legs take around eight weeks to heal, I doubt he was in hospital that long and simply hasn’t been at work or around Macy, whose no doubt also been avoiding him because she blames herself for asking him on the date in the first place. 
Shit unknowingly starts going sideways and Mel is texted by Jada for initiation. Parker arrives and Maggie let's him know they open presents at midnight.
In the time it takes to make the phone call to Mama Roz and for Macy to be knocked out and replaced, Harry has fallen asleep from the coquito.
It's well after 4pm, as Maggie is getting antsy until her dad finally texts that he's not coming. Maggie and Parker go to her room. Mel sees him remove the necklace and tells the other sister aka Hunter. 
It’s now dark outside. Mel wakes up Harry and takes him to the attic to look through the Book of Shadows. Parker goes to tell Maggie about the danger but Galvin needs help with the toilet. Then the shit really hits the fan. The Sarcana crows effectively scare off Hunter.
Maggie is taken by Parker but she walks back to the house where Galvin is asleep in the den and somehow it's midnight. 
25th of December, 2018 (Tuesday)
It's past midnight and Harry has a small gift for each of them. Hunter, then Parker, arrive once more and Harry gets sucked into Tartarus with Hunter.
Galvin understandably bounces soon after.
EP 10 - Keep Calm and Harry On
Sometime after the 25th of December, 2018 (Tuesday onwards)
Daylight, they can't find anything in the texts and Charity doesn't have any information either that can help Harry. They still haven't told her about Galvin witnessing what he did. All the Christmas decorations have been taken down so unless they took them down immediately on Christmas day, I assume they at least left them a few days since I don’t think it was their first priority. 
3rd? of January, 2019 (Thursday)
Maggie’s apparently been crying for a week and the holidays seem to be over and people are back to work and study. Poor Harry has gotten royally fucked over. Apparently the USA starts back the year usually around January 3rd or after. I don’t know if University would start near the end of a week or not, so don’t take this as a definite start date.
Maggie does a spell before going to university.
4th of January, 2019 (Friday)
Maggie does the spell once more that morning. 
That night Macy pulls a heist with Galvin. 
Maggie is later dumped into Tartarus because Charity was duped by Alistair.
Macy and Mel get the harbinger to Dante hours later.
Alistair turns up pissed and Maggie in return gets angry and creates a spell with her sisters. Possibly already past 12 and into the next day by now.
5th of January, 2019 (Saturday)
Charity tells a resting Harry she loves him back at the house and that his son is still alive. Mel is meeting Jada in the meantime at the Haunt, to give her the hellflames and then spends the night/morning with her. 
Galvin arrives while its still early morning and gives Macy Julia's research. Maggie and Macy share 52% while Maggie and Mel share 23%.
EP 11 - Witch Perfect
7th of January, 2019 (Monday)
Mel and Maggie are delivering Harry breakfast in the attic. Maggie is planning to audition for the Hilltones. Harry is writing what he remembers and putting the pieces together. Macy breaks the news of their parentage not too long after that. Maggie realises Parker had lied about needing a transfusion from her too because of it.
Macy presents the letters to Maggie before her audition for the Hilltones. 
That night Galvin comes over and Macy casts a spell for secrets to be revealed. Macy’s father died in April 2016 and his last letter to their mom was March 25th. 
8th of January, 2019 (Tuesday)
Maggie is at practice and when she comes home Macy is waiting for her with the letters she found with Galvin. 
Mel goes and sees Jada.
Macy and Galvin later find out via more letters that Maggie was conceived on New Years Eve 2000. This information could now be void as of Season 2 as Maggie is turning 20 despite it still apparently being 2019 unless they meant the affair happened while it was still 1999 and I misunderstood the line...which ofcourse is a possiblilty. 
9th? of January, 2019 (Wednesday)
Maggie is at another practice and notices the demonic pitch pipe. Apparently it's the last Hilltownes rehearsal before their showcase later that night. It's strange that they’ve barely had a week of practice but somehow ready for a showcase, but I doubt Macy would sit on those letters for too long...I could always be wrong though.
Mel is with Jada at the Haunt. 
The Hilltones' performance is happening soon. Macy, Galvin and Harry do the research for the pipe before Macy and Galvin head to help since Harry is weakened.
Later that night Macy and Maggie bond over letters while Harry talks to Charity in the attic and Mel goes on a walk with Jada. Macy discovers she was brought back from the dead probably around midnight as she goes for a run to clear her head soon after.
EP 12 - You're Dead to Me
10th of January, 2019 (Thursday)
While Macy is known to take baths at 3am she only got back after a long run an hour earlier.
Harry was planning to tell the girls at breakfast about him deciding not to be their whitelighter anymore but Mel and Maggie fill him in on the letters. 
Later that day Macy has summoned the necromancer, meanwhile Harry is with Mel since she is the first and only one of the sisters to turn up after getting his texts after seeing Niko. Maggie is at university in the meantime but gets home to see Knansie and Macy before getting attacked by Cyd. 
Shit goes down at the house and Harry wonky powers take Mel to England where it's night due to where they’re going being 5~ hours ahead of Hilltown’s time. They get a drink at the pub before wandering all night looking for something to spark Harry’s memories. 
The sun’s gone down back in Hilltowne as they're chaining up Cyd. Maggie’s gone to her university party. 
It's now morning in England, Harry thinks there is something familiar about the Strathcona Church. They sort through the files, which could’ve taken a few hours but by the time they get home it's still dark in Hilltowne. 
11th of January, 2019 (Friday) 
Mel and Maggie bring Macy a hot drink and check in on her. 
Macy talks to Julia at work. Mel and Harry are looking in on at Niko at the coffee shop, probably before Harry has work and Maggie is at the university already.
EP 13 - Manic Pixie Nightmare
5th of March, 2019 (Tuesday -  originally had this occur back as January but it doesn’t make sense later on.)
Parker invites the sisters to his friend Judd’s wake since he suspects something supernatural is happening. Macy is at work in the meantime and Mel is leaving Jada’s after sleeping over. 
They attend Judd’s wake, seemingly later that night. Another death happens and they head back to the house to research what could have done it.
6th of March, 2019 (Wednesday)
Next morning Galvin arrives before work and Macy and him go to see Mama Roz.
At lunch Macy tells her sisters and Harry about what happened when she and Galvin saw Mama Roz. 
They spend the entire afternoon setting up the pixie trap and it's dark when they finish. 
Later that night they head off to save Harry and the pixie. Mel uses the hex that she and Jada used a few weeks ago while Harry is unconscious.
7th of March, 2019 (Thursday)
Mel and Jada are attacked by witch hunters. 
Macy and Maggie eat pasta together that night in the kitchen. Macy then loses her virginity to Galvin some time after.
EP 14 - Touched by a Demon
8th of March, 2019 (Friday)
Maggie blows Parker away accidentally prior to planned sex. 
That evening Macy is still stress baking.
Harry talks to her in the attic and they both say goodnight. Portal opens and the characters come out. 
Maggie is trying to seduce Parker again. Mel is with Jada and Niko, dealing with the witch hunters. 
After being saved by Maggie and Mel, Macy spends the rest of the night/early hours of the morning watching Heavens vice with them.
9th of March, 2019 (Saturday)
Mel leaves that morning after Macy makes the decision to call Charity. 
Maggie sees Parker and they sleep together for the first time before discovering the vortex viribus
Fiona wakes up as the vortex viribus is activated.
EP 15 - Switches & Stones
9th of March, 2019 (same day as episode prior - Saturday)
Maggie informs Harry and they get Charity and Macy, who were seeing the Elders. 
Mel is in the isle of Hy-Breasal Ireland, which is around 5 hours ahead of Hilltowne, with Jada looking for the Sirona stone.
10th of March, 2019 (Sunday)
Next day Maggie is with Parker at college, signing up for spring rush. I have no idea when spring rush is and said sign up. There is so much conflicting information out on the wild, wild web since different universities have different times and don’t all follow the same schedule.... 
Maggie has Chinese food for dinner. Mel gets back with Jada that night. 
11th of March, 2019 (Monday)
Macy goes for a run early that morning after a nightmare.
Mel and Maggie woke up in the other’s body. 
Kappa rush brunch.
Maggie (Mel) gets kidnapped for Greek shit that night. Macy is with Charity and Priyanka in the attic. And Mel (Maggie) goes to see Jada instead of covering her shift. 
They band together later that night for Medusa. 
Macy helps pick out Maggie’s outfit for the next day. 
Macy sees Priyanka later that night/early morning hours in the attic. Charity kills her Priyanka.
EP 16 - Memento Mori
12th of March, 2019 (Tuesday)
That morning Macy has no memory of the incident. Charity is there, hovering. 
Apparently Macy helped pick out Maggie's outfit the night before but she has no recollection of that either. 
Harry says it’s Tuesday. 
Maggie's borrowed rose gold earrings from Macy three times. 
The sisters have lunch together.  
Harry and Charity sleep together. It's also the ten year anniversary of Fiona's supposed death. 
13th of March, 2019 (Wednesday)
Next morning Macy stares at her bruises and checks the attic and Charity appears, wipes her memory again
The gang gather around and Charity acts up a storm before dismissing most of them. She plants the seed about Macy going after Priyanka on her own. 
Maggie's out for lunch with Parker. 
Harry checks Priyanka's apartment. It seems to be night so probably after he goes to work for the day.
That night Macy is tossing and turning, she finds Priyanka stuffed in a chest in the attic. 
14th of March, 2019 (Thursday)
That morning Macy talks to her sisters and they go to talk to Julia. 
Macy goes to the attic once more and starts working things out. 
It's snowing. Charity kidnaps Macy. 
Its getting dark out and Mel and Maggie get home. With Harry they go to the vortex and deal with Charity. 
The sisters relive their mother's death while Harry watches the prisoner and Fiona arrives to talk to Charity before she is taken away by the guards. 
15th of March, 2019 (Friday)
Charity is saved by Alistair.
Maggie is with Parker that morning after hearing about his fall.
EP 17 - Surrender
15th of March, 2019 (same day as the episode prior - Friday)
Only twelve elders remain. 
Harry is stripped of his powers. 
20th of March, 2019 (Wednesday)
Harry has been missing for a few days. Macy makes breakfast for the sisters. Macy’s phone says 10:06am.
Maggie is seeing Julia during the morning while Mel is with Niko. 
Macy texts them both to get home asap. It’s probably around lunchtime or just after. Harry's back and old, he's allowed to stay to give advice until a new Whitelighter is found. Harry is wearing his lapel pin, something he apparently once told Maggie he wanted to be buried with.
That evening Mel goes to see Jada for help. She refuses, the Sarcana are preparing the keeper to take on her new powers as they don't want the elders controlling magic anymore. Fiona agrees that Jada was right to refuse Mel in helping Harry as anyone whose cozy with her sister isn't worth saving. Mel and her sisters force the elders' hands not soon after but are seemingly ignored when it comes to Harry’s reinstatement as their whitelighter. 
21st of March, 2019 (Thursday)
It seems to be early morning when they're sent back. Mel has only been in the Sarcana for a few months. 
Once Mel gets back from Niko’s, the sisters do research. It's March, and is spring according to Mel. The Vernal equinox is that day which according to google said event seems to last from the 19th to the 21st usually.
Harry kept the surveillance compass and its receiver ring from Charity. 
Maggie meets Viralis and her greatest desire is a love that never leaves. Harry apparently was stalking them. He gives them a simple repair spell. Fiona is stalking him.
They arrive at the barn place and Niko greets them before shit goes down. Fiona fails to get the map from Harry.
Maggie delivers the demon blood Macy collected from Viralis to Julia that afternoon.
22nd of March, 2019 (Friday)
Maggie checks with Julia on how Parker is going that morning, Julia plans on giving another dose tonight. 
They're having tea with an even older Harry, potentially morning tea. Fiona arrives, then Jada, who is told about the two Sarcana under Fiona's bed. Fiona takes Harry.
EP 18 - The Replacement
22nd of March, 2019 (same day as episode prior - Friday)
That night they meet Tessa. Harry is believed to have died.
23rd of March, 2019 (Saturday) 
The girls sleep in that morning. A bursar contacts Maggie and wants $30,000 for tuition.
Galvin is supposed to land back at 8pm that night.
Mel is at work. Her Sarcana tattoo has disappeared.
Galvin arrived on time, his flight was 7 hours in coach.
24th of March, 2019 (Sunday)
Next morning two of the sisters take the Yoruba artifacts to Mama Roz while Maggie babysits the body.
Macy is going for a walk with Galvin and the sun seems to be setting. For the demon curing it has the be the next night as it's a full moon. That night they’re having a slumber party with the dead guy and discussing Galvin etc.
Mama Roz is killed.
25th of March, 2019 (Monday)
Maggie is at the black student union meeting.
Mel is working Niko and Greta's bachelorette party that night but leaves with Maggie to Mama Roz’s
Macy is with Galvin, who is possessed. Spring has finally sprung and the Abiku wants Macy because she was a stillborn. 
Macy uses her dark side to stop Galvin’s heart and then restart it.
Later Galvin and Macy break up. For some reason Tessa didn’t heal Galvin’s finger wounds, then again she’s probably just being petty since she didn’t get to wipe his memories and all that.
26th of March, 2019 (Tuesday)
Macy didn't really sleep at all and is still wide awake that morning. Niko calls Mel, the tattoo parlor has been ransacked and the Sarcana massacred. Mel also revealed she’s a witch to Niko.
Mel tells her sisters the news. 
EP 19 - Source Material
26th of March, 2019 (same day as episode prior - Tuesday)
That night Macy uses her sight via Harry’s lapel pin, to watch the Sarcana massacre with Mel and Maggie. They then summon Tessa, tell her about Harry being alive and put a tracker on her before she leaves.
The massacre could have happened any of the days but probably on the Friday as Mel only noticed her tattoo gone on the Saturday and the Sarcana weren’t prepared for Fiona’s return. 
Alistair used Charity to break Hunter out of Tartarus during one of the days prior to Tuesday as well.
27th of March, 2019 (Wednesday)
Galvin is ignoring Macy at work. 
Maggie is trying to fuck Parker as its been weeks since they've been together but he qants to wait until the final dose which is the next night
28th of March, 2019 (Thursday)
Mel takes the first shift of tracking Tessa while Macy goes to work.
Apparently the elders magically cleaned up the bodies of the Sarcana. 
Parker is getting his final dose that night and thinks he kills Julia, his mother was he does.
29th of March, 2019 (Friday)
Macy comes into work early and later finds Julia’s body with Galvin. Probably had to pretend everything was good at work the whole day despite their boss not showing up.
Later that day Mel has her shift at the haunt. Maggie is strutting her way to get laid but can’t find Parker. Maggie and Macy swap stories. Meanwhile Mel is tagging along with Tessa via a spell, leaving behind Niko and finding Fiona and a tired Harry. 
Macy is using the needle to see Julia's death. Hunter pretends to be Maggie to drive away Parker. 
The girls join together at the mausoleum. Charity watches it all via scrying. 
They head back home after scaring off Fiona and say a few words for Tessa. 
Harry handles Julia's body that night while the girls sleep.
30th of March, 2019 (Saturday)
Next morning Harry makes breakfast. Macy then heads to work. 
Mel’s at the Haunt with Niko. Parker turns up to see his dad. 
That evening Maggie gets a letter from Parker who is getting the origin dagger thrust into him.
EP 20 - Ambush
31st of March, 2019 (Sunday)
Elder Silver turns up since more elders are dying. Apparently Alistair is the immortal protector of the Source, just like Fiona is the keeper of the Flame. 
5th of May, 2019 (Sunday - originally had it as the 1st of April)
Macy goes dark at breakfast. Lucy arrives wanting Maggie’s margarita recipe for her Cinco de Mayo party that night. Which should mean it's actually May 5th and not the 1st of April that I originally had it written as. Since I’m going to use May as being the canon month, perhaps Fiona has simply been hunting the Elders all month?
Macy is with Harry in his office before they head back home with Galvin’s artifacts. Meanwhile Mel and Maggie look for Lucy whose being doing Alistair’s dirty work unknowingly. 
Macy becomes the voodoo doll. Alistair and Fiona join forces. Mel and Maggie get back just after Harry puts Macy in bed, which she reluctantly went. Niko arrives just after and once she leaves Elder Silver arrives and they lay the trap with elders, who subsequently get murdered by Hunter.
They are warding the house to protect Elder Silver until it starts getting dark. Macy hurts Mel and they find the secret room after Macy breaks Elder Bari’s needle. The secret room is axed for Season 2 onwards, as are the items in said room. Hunter gives them 20 minutes to get to the Haunt with the last elder. 
After defeating Hunter they go back to the house for drinks. A drink Harry picked up in San Miguel De Allende back in 2003.
Fiona meets with Charity to kill her but Charity gets away. 
6th of May, 2019 (Monday)
Niko arrives with stuff for tracking Parker and Mel tells her about erasing her memories a few months ago. It seems to be starting to get light outside and the party at the haunt has long since stopped and is in the process of being cleaned up as well.
EP 21 - Red Rain
6th of May, 2019 (same day as episode prior - Monday)
They've changed clothes, probably got some sleep too. Maggie hears Parker and informs the others. 
Kappas and Phi Deltas are all at the hospital. Macy runs off to the lab to test the blood, Galvin arrives there to help.
Mel, Harry and Maggie go to the place Niko helped them find. 
After getting her findings Macy meets the gang back at the attic and Galvin goes back to the hospital before texting her updates. 
Macy and Mel go to the hospital while Maggie and Harry try to reach Parker. Mel sees Niko is infected due to Greta taking off the ring. 
Mel, Macy and Galvin see the dark storm clouds rolling in, signifying they're running out of time. Galvin and Macy head to the roof while Mel gets back to the house to get the Book of  Shadows. 
Maggie and Harry find Charity in the gardens of Latebra, bringing Mel and unluckily leading Parker right to Charity. Fiona listens to Parker's fight. Mel and Maggie somehow get back home. Harry probably orbed them home after dumping Fiona in the Vortex Viribus and then getting back to her.
Meanwhile Macy and Galvin set up the ritual and Fiona finds and kills her Charity. Harry goes and tells Mel and Maggie, probably took Charity’s body somewhere. Then again maybe he just left her dead ass back in that place. 
Maggie is taken by Alistair and Galvin is finishing the sacrifice, Harry arriving there. He takes a grieving Macy back to the house where Mel has just finished calling the hospital. It's raining blood and they head to the eye of the storm.
Fiona ignites the flame with her death and Parker arrives. Macy takes the dagger and puts it in her before stepping into the flames. 
Source Macy brings them home after killing Alistair and goes to resurrect Galvin.
EP 22 - The Source Awakens
7th of May, 2019 (Tuesday)
Galvin wakes up in Macy’s room, said owner having not slept at all.
Macy listens in on her family’s morning conversation. Said family avoids her. Mel claims to have work but is really going to catch up with Galvin before he starts work. Maggie says she has pilates but is really going to see Parker.
Harry visits Macy in her room and she reads his thoughts. He’s texted by the sisters to meet at his office.
It seems to be getting dark outside when Macy arrives to thwart them.
ALTERNATIVE HISTORY ETC
On Macy’s first attempt at rewriting history, she goes to introduce herself to Marisol at the house, forgetting about the curse. Marisol dies and her sisters, not knowing who she is, attacks her. Macy then goes to see Knansie at the Handy Dandy Snacks and Harry seems to recognise her.
Macy rewrites everything again, this time Mel is the sacrifice. Mel is a driver for the Hitch Hail app and is taking Harry to a women's studies conference in Seattle despite him still being Maggie and Macy’s whitelighter. They later get Maggie and then the prism but Macy turns up and Marisol still dies despite everything. 
Macy rewrites history again. It's May 19th. Macy doesn't exist in this world. They go back in time and to the original timeline. I’m not sure if all this means Macy becomes the Source on the 19th too, instead of the 6th? Or if in that timeline they were just days ahead.
6th of May, 2019 (the day of Macy becoming the Source - Monday)
Macy relocates them in New York but Harry brings them back and they convince her to do the spell to remove the Source. Pieces of her necklace are in three separate corners of the world, so nobody, not even them, can find them as Harry wipes their memories. I’m hoping he wiped his own too, or else that’s gonna be a problem in the future.
7th? of May, 2019 (Tuesday)
They visit Marisol's grave. 
Afterwards Mel goes and sees Niko. Maggie says goodbye to Parker. 
8th? of May, 2019 (Wednesday)
They’ve been to Galvin’s funeral and then once they get back to the house a welcoming party is there to greet them.
NOTES 
I'm from Australia so trying to track American stuff can be confusing for me sometimes since the whole different hemisphere thing is a factor. 😜 Not to mention I've never been to university myself so I'm not in the loop there either. 
Also, I’m super sorry for any mix-ups with present and past tense. I was working on this at different times and didn't really think too much about which one I was using each time I outlined an episode.
I’m rewatching Season 2. A part of me feels I should wait until they finish filming and then releasing the remaining episodes of that season...so after next January I’ll be able to review. Feel free to send me a message if you believe certain dates would be better changed etc. 
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taysi-kuu · 5 years ago
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Samhain
Here is a small "guide" to help you celebrate samhain i have included some in depth spells as well as well as super simple things you can do if youre busy or just dont have the mental energy to celebrate. there is no "wrong way" to celebrate any of the sabbats, just because one person did a huge ritual doesn't mean doing something smaller and simple is any less meaningful.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Times to celebrate: In the northern hemisphere, many Pagans celebrate Samhain from sundown on October 31 through November 1. Others hold Samhain celebrations on the nearest weekend or on the Full or New Moon closest to this time. Some Pagans observe Samhain a bit later, or near November 6, to coincide more closely with the astronomical midpoint between Fall Equinox and Winter Solstice. Most Pagans in the southern hemisphere time their Samhain observances to coincide with the middle of their Autumn in late April and early May, rather than at the traditional European time of the holiday. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is Samhain: The third and final harvest festival on the Wheel of the Year is Samhain, observed on October 31. This Sabbat marks the end of the growing season and the beginning of Winter, which must be prepared for now in earnest. Herbs are dried for winter storage, fruits and vegetables are canned and preserved, and root vegetables are dug up and stored so they may nourish us through the cold months. The word “Samhain” comes from the old Irish and is thought by many to translate as “Summer’s end.” While the cycles of life and death are implicitly recognized at every Sabbat, Samhain is when the necessary role of death is formally honored. The nights grow noticeably longer with each day. The God retreats now into the shadows of the dark season, symbolically dying back to the Earth before being reborn again at Yule. Many Wiccans and other Pagans consider this to be the most important day on the Wheel, a time when the veil between the spirit world and the mundane world is at its thinnest. Our ancestors and loved ones on the Other Side are said to be more easily able to visit with us and make their presence known at this time. Samhain is arguably the most visible Sabbat in the mainstream world, thanks to the parallel holiday of Halloween. Many of the Halloween traditions celebrated in contemporary cultures today have grown out of customs dating back to pagan times. As far back as ancient Greece, people were leaving offerings of food to their ancestors, which is echoed in the modern tradition of trick-or-treating. The practice of leaving root vegetables, hollowed out with lighted candles inside, to guide spirits visiting on Earth ultimately led to today’s jack-o-lanterns. Witches, of course, have always been part of mainstream Halloween lore. And although they have almost always been presented as “evil” caricatures with no resemblance to the real thing, there’s still a lingering association between the spirit of Halloween and the real power of a Witch .--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Correspondences: SYMBOL: Black cat, jack o 'lantern, bat, ghost, scarecrow, waning moon.
 GODDESSES: Crone, all crone goddesses, Cerridwen, Hecate, Hel, Oya, the Morrigan, Lilith, Kali, Ishtar, Arianrhod, Rhiannon, Tlazoteotl, Nephthys, Persephone, Beansidhe (Banshee), Inanna, Baba Yaga, Isis, Pomona and Cailleach Beara (Brigid's crone aspect), who is reborn this night. 
 GODS: Osiris, the Horned God, Herne the Hunter, Cernunnos, Anubis, Odin, Bran, death gods, dying and rising gods.  INCENSE: Copal, sandalwood, mastic resin, benzoin, sweetgrass, wormwood: to get the sight, to see the spirits of the returning dead.  CANDLES: New candles for the new year: black, orange, autumn colors, or black candles for the Lord and the old year, white candles for the Lady and the new year.  TOOLS: Besom, to sweep out the old year and any negativity it had. Cauldron, for transformation. Divination tools: Tarot cards, scrying bowl, rune stones, pendulum, mirror, etc.  PLANT: Pumpkin, apple, grain, pomegranate, mugwort, wormwood, Dittany of Crete, acorn, oak leaf, gourds, root vegetables, rosemary (for remembrance). STONE: Obsidian, carnelian, onyx, smoky quartz, jet, bloodstone.  ANIMAL: Bat, black cat, owl.  ALTAR DECORATIONS: Autumn leaves, fall flowers, pomegranates, apples, pumpkins, ears of corn, sprays of grain, corn dollies, gourds, nuts, seeds, acorns, chestnuts and images of ancestors are all appropriate. Use whatever is in season where you live, whatever feels right and looks good to you.  FOOD: Gingerbread, freshly roasted nuts, nut breads, anything made with apples or pumpkin, meat (especially bacon), doughnuts, popcorn, cakes with lucky tokens in them, and red foods because the ancients held them sacred to the dead. DRINK: Mead, apple cider, mulled cider, mulled wine, fruit juices, pomegranate juice/tea .-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Magical Workings:  Samhain is one of the most potent nights of the year for magic. As a cross-quarter day it is a supernatural time, a time outside of time, the night that is not a night, a powerful time of flux and change. This is a good night for: candle magic - astral projection - past life work - dark moon mysteries - mirror spells (reflection) - casting protection - inner work - propitiation - clearing obstacles - uncrossing - inspiration - workings of transition or culmination - manifesting transformation - creative visualization. Divination: Samhain is a power night for divination: read the tarot cards; use the Wheel of the Year spread to forecast the year ahead - cast runes or the I Ching - scry in crystal balls, dark mirrors, bowls of black ink or pools of water - swing a pendulum, asking yes or no questions - eat an apple in front of a mirror at midnight, by candlelight, to scry your future mate.  Meditation: This is a good night for deep reflection and inner work. Meditation themes include: changes, transition, endings and beginnings, passage, return, mortality and reincarnation, chaos leading to reorder. Spirit work: (by invitation, not summons) This is the night when the veil is thinnest, the gates between the worlds are open. Souls of the dead are said to visit their homes at midnight.  Possible workings include: a dumb supper for the beloved dead - ouija - séances - trance possession - automatic writing - bury apples as food for hungry spirits - leave spirit plates of food outside your home - set a place for a missed love one at the banquet or dinner table.  New Year workings: Release the old: bad habits and toxic relationships, illness, failure and poverty; everything you do not want to carry into the new year - sweep negativity and out of your home - end quarrels - settle debts, make amends or restitution if needed - spells for prosperity and security for your family.  Faery Magick: This is a great night for visiting the faery realm but you must return by dawn or remain forever enchanted, unable to return. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- simple no bake apple oatmeal cookies    https://onceamonthmeals.com/recipes/no-bake-apple-oatmeal-cookies/ not so simple  soul cake recipes https://www.learnreligions.com/make-a-soul-cake-for-samhain-2562655Once ------------------------------------------------------------ Candle Ceremony for The Ancestors  This is a wonderfully simple ritual which can be shared with both friends and family, or worked alone. You can include children in it - it begins in darkness and ends full of light. It's a great balance to trick or treating! You will need a supply of small candles, either black or white, or a supply of night lights. You need a heat proof container or tray of sand or earth to put them in. Place one in the centre of the container from which all the others will be lit. Switch off all the lights and sit gently in the darkness. Allow the darkness to enfold you. Ask for the presence of your ancestors to come to you. When you are ready, light the central candle saying "We welcome our departed loved ones into this home and honour your presence amongst us". Allow each person in the circle to spontaneously remember someone who has passed to the Summerlands and remember something about them and light a candle for each person from the central candle: 'I remember Great Aunt Sheila and her generosity of heart....'. Allow this to continue for as long as it takes to complete the re-membering. You will end with a tray full of radiant candles. When all is complete, give thanks, and allow the candles to burn to completion ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Guide the Spirits (quick and easy spellwork to honor the dead) Place a white candle in the window to guide the dead to the Spirit World. Light the candle and speak these words, “O little flame that burns so bright, be a beacon on this night. Light the path for all the dead, that they may see now what’s ahead. And lead them to the Summerland and shine until Pan takes their hands. And with Your light, please bring them peace, that they may rest and sleep with ease . ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- as Samhain marks the witches new year you can write down a bad habit or something you dont wish to carry with you onto the new year onto a piece of paper and in a fire proof bowl or somewhere safe place a lit candle inside (or even use a fire pit/bonfire/fireplace) and drop the paper in the flame and watch it burn away. if there are any ashes of it left over wait for them to cool and bury them outside  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If anyone plans on taking a walk late at night or a cemetery walk at night please be careful! if you can bring someone with you or bring some form of protection pepper spray, pocket knife, even your keys. be respectful to the spirits, be safe with what spirits you try and contact. if you aren’t sure if a passed family member would want to be involved if your spells/rituals you can always ask them/ send them an invitation so that way the choice is at least open to them. i hope you all have a wonderful and safe samhain/halloween <3
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stargazersastronomy · 7 years ago
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50 Reasons Why You’re A Scorpio
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1. As a water sign, the Scorpio personality reflects deeply on life’s mysteriousness, its complexities, submerging the self into everything that exists below the surface.
2. When a Scorpio is mad the emotional power is like a stormy vortex, with deep passion swirling underneath a cold exterior.
3. A Scorpion is extraordinarily psychic and will pierce the veils of subjects feeding an incessant need to plumb the depths of all experiences. Many Scorpios are interested in the esoteric, occult and spiritual experiences, offering deep insight in the hidden workings of reality.
4. Scorpio has an especially acute emotional grasp on our experiences. The Scorpion personality has a way of going by their instinct straight to the mark.
5. Scorpios will decry those who are trivial and prefer style over substance
6. Scorpio will have a passion for justice, particularly when a specific person has wronged them. A highly deserved sting is usually in order.
7. Scorpio will dig below the surface and decipher life, illuminating its meaning, reading into events, that are not easy to understand.
8. Scorpio is amazingly adept at sussing things out and as this zodiacal sign, rules over all things hidden, they penetrate deeper by realizing that no one ever does anything for no reason, whether or not they’re aware of the reason.
9. Scorpio’s life is often witnessed as dramatic and there is always a basic conflict or tension between two opposing sides of their nature. One is to surrender to the animalistic instincts which are to fall into the marsh of human weakness and brutality; there are powerful lessons in dealing with desire. The other struggle is to rise above tragedy and display courage, sensitivity, and their spiritual nature.
10. Scorpio is symbolic of the abundance of contradictions from feeling weak and powerful to passionate and cold; there is nothing done by half-measures and the complexity of the personality finds it incredibly difficult to skim the surface of life and must uncover what lies beneath.
11. Scorpio possesses an actual magic or a powerful and magnetic personality, but their most important gifts live within the indestructibility of the soul and a powerful need to survive great heartache and misfortune.
12. Many a Scorpio has been drawn like moths to a flame to painful encounters in the romance department.
13. The Journey for the Sun in Scorpio in this lifetime will involve some heavy and intense motifs, as well as stirring all the unconscious, psychic, repressed material underneath.
14. Scorpio’s emotions (fixed, water sign) have been described as an iceberg, and just like the glacier we only see parts of an iceberg on the surface, but there is a whole lot more going on underneath.
15. The icy strength of the individual masks the depth of emotions lurking below. This is why confronting a Scorpio needs to be done carefully as the enormity of their emotions often remains invisible to others.
16. The Scorpion nature is secretive and teeming with intensity, and there is a veiled mystery about the type which contains many deep mysteries kept hidden.
17. The Scorpion keeps many of their true feelings to themselves. In fact, they become impossible to read. Everything runs deeper and is powerfully felt.
18. If we manage to tear off those Scorpio layers and look inside we always find something profound, a caldron of emotions stirring within.
19. Scorpio won’t give out flattery unless they absolutely mean it. For the most part, they keep to themselves. In love, they prefer a dark palette something with depth, as they are drawn towards dangerous liaisons and can be completely overtaken by them.
20. They are a powerful source of sexual, mystical and transformational energy. As lovers, Scorpio will love to penetrate deep and to psychoanalyze a lover, and just like a psychologist reveal nothing of their own inner workings.
21. They plumb the nadirs; delve into the unconscious, and are aware of the dark undercurrents running through mankind.
22. Barbault described the sign as “the cemetery of the zodiac.” This portrayal, although morbid, is accurate as Scorpio rules any and all areas of life and death.
23. The Scorpion is the only animal that can kill itself with its tail.
24. Halloween is celebrated during the month of Scorpio, and the “doors between worlds” open the connection between humans and the spirits of the dead. The sign is associated with the descent into the underworld, signifying the journey to the very depths of our psychological selves and forcing us to confront our inner monsters.
25. Scorpio is the art of transformation and this is usually something associated with change and metamorphosis – changing negative beliefs into more positive ones.
26. Scorpio also suffers from jealousy, extreme possessiveness, obsessions, rage, and hatred. The sign is colored by passion and intensity, but this also means other extreme emotions, including deep love, loyalty, and commitment.
27. Scorpio longs for powerful experiences and there is an emotional resonance we all feel with the Scorpion and their ability to turn tragedy into triumph, something within explodes and detonates into action – the soul-penetrating kind.
28. You will sometimes find a Scorpion somewhere in the shadows, in a dark underworld, penetrating into a black mysteriousness, and emotional intensity, carrying the whole cycle of life-death-rebirth in their soul.
29. Always in need of a good mystery to solve, they love to explore human nature; subjects such as psychology and the occult completely fascinate from head to toe. Scorpio lives and breathes for secret knowledge, esoteric study, and anything cryptic.
30. Scorpio possesses an amazing psychoanalytic ability, with razor-sharp senses and does well in all healing capacities. When their power is constructively directed, the individual can be a tremendous force in the world.
31. A Scorpio possesses deep instincts on a psychic level. They glimpse behind reality to the invisible world.
32. Scorpio’s ability to burrow deep means that they excel in research, detection, and the occult.
33. The hero inside of Scorpio is on a great journey, discovering their own power, and learning to rise up to their own greatness.
34. The Symbology of Scorpio is complex and they are known to have extreme emotions and like the other water signs, these deep feelings are often hard to verbalize.
35. There can be a tendency to be self-protective, quiet, brood and mood and it is, sometimes, difficult to pry the individual open.
36. They have a naturally mistrustful nature and have learned from an early age how to spot people who are not being sincere.
37. Feelings run deep, and rarely do they change; one of the most important things to this individual is maintaining relationships.
38. Scorpio needs relationships to be deep, both sexually and spiritually.
39. Scorpio is unforgiving. They often have too much pride to apologize, but will let it go eventually, once they have got even. Scorpio shows no mercy towards those who have wronged them.
40. The individual may repress their emotions, and often find themselves sitting on explosive feelings. Things that are held for a long time tend to generate more power and result in pent-up emotions that are dangerous, resulting in behavior that is sexually inappropriate, self-destructive or violent.
41. Scorpio people are like black magicians and very hypnotic.
42. One of the Scorpio’s most characterized traits is jealousy. Perhaps their chief foibles in relationships are jealousy, pride, and a dominating disposition, broodiness or sarcasm.
43. Love is capable of stirring all that is best and all that is worst in Scorpio.
44. Scorpio is like the frozen lake, and it’s difficult to see beneath the surface unless you have an ice pick! The physicality of death reveals some of Scorpio’s stillness and coldness, but don’t be fooled into believing they don’t care. As a water sign, there is always intense feeling underneath. Full of dark mystery, there is always more beneath the surface than meets the eye.
45. Scorpio’s identity is based on power and social influence, but they also have the ability to become quite unnoticeable, yet still emanate an intense atmosphere.
46. Scorpio is the ruler of plot twists, fateful events, secrets and often something which has been kept hidden comes to the surface, resulting in a massive explosion of emotion.
47. Profound emotions usually hide their vulnerability; the person will sting and wound anyone who seems to threaten its protective layers, for these people are certainly no pushovers, lashing out when others invade their space.
48. Scorpio operates between passionate engagement with the object of their desire to frozen withdrawal, traversing between the hot and cool nature of the sign.
49. Scorpio’s are hard to get to know and they need to look deep within to come to terms with their own mysterious nature.
50. Scorpio is life and death and before the phoenix rises from the ashes, they often live in a locked state of darkness, until that time they take flight and show us the true power that nature possesses.
Sources: TheAstrologyPlaceMembership
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papermoonloveslucy · 8 years ago
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Lucy and the Monsters
S3;E18~ January 25, 1965
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Synopsis
When Lucy and Viv decide to check out the horror movies their boys have been watching, Lucy has a nightmare in which she and Viv are trapped in a haunted castle where they encounter a variety of horror movie characters - until their host turns them into witches themselves!  
Regular Cast
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Lucille Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Vivian Vance (Vivian Bagley), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney), Jimmy Garrett (Jerry Carmichael), Ralph Hart (Sherman Bagley)
Ralph Hart’s face is completely hidden by a Frankenstein mask and he has no dialogue, merely grunts. Viv says “I’m not even sure that is my son under that mask.” This is his first ‘appearance’ since “Lucy’s Contact Lenses” (S3;E10) two months earlier.
Candy Moore (Chris Carmichael) does not appear in this episode.
Guest Cast
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George Barrows (Loretta, the Gorilla Maid) played a gorilla in his very first screen credit, Tarzan and His Mate (1934).  He donned the gorilla suit 18 more times from 1954 to 1978. His final simian character was on “The Incredible Hulk.”  This is his first appearance on “The Lucy Show” and he will return as a gorilla in two more.  He also played human characters on two episodes. 
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Bob Burns (Ringo, the Werewolf Butler) also played the wolf man in two episodes of TV's “The Adventures of The Spirit” in 1963.  Like George Barrows, Burns played many on-screen gorillas, including on an episode of “My Three Sons” in 1966.  Burns was a good friend of Glenn Strange, the last actor to play Frankenstein in a Universal horror film.  He is also a world renown archivist and historian of props, costumes, and other screen used paraphernalia from science fiction, fantasy, and horror movies. One of his prized possessions is the the wolf's cane handle from The Wolf Man (1941).
The character’s unique moniker is likely a nod to the Beatles’ Ringo Starr.  Early in their career’s the Beatles were known for their long hair!
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Jan Arvan (The 'Head' of the Household) played a waiter in Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy in 1955 and a gypsy on “The Munsters” ten years later.  From 1953 to 1971 he was a regular on “The Red Skelton Show” on CBS, often playing Klem Kadiddlehopper's father.  This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.  
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Sid Haig (The Mummy) was first employed by Desilu in a 1962 episode of “The Untouchables.” This “Lucy Show” marks his fourth of more than 140 screen credits. He was also seen in a 1969 episode of “Here’s Lucy.”  Haig appeared in the horror re-boots Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006) and Halloween (2007).
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James Gonzales (Morris, the Chair) was a popular Hollywood extra who first acted with Lucille Ball in the 1953 film The Long, Long Trailer. He was previously seen on the series as Stan Williams in “Lucy Digs Up a Date” (S1;E2). He was seen in more than 20 episodes of “The Lucy Show” and 3 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”
The character name puns on the Morris Chair, an early type of reclining chair by Morris & Company first marketed around 1866. Gonzales is completely concealed by the chair costume and does not speak.
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Shepard Sanders (Costume Party Count Dracula) played a psychic on an episode of the TV series “Werewolf” in 1987. This is his only appearance with Lucille Ball.  
Several other costumed party-goers appear uncredited in the final scene, but do not speak. They may have been played by the other ‘monsters’ in Lucy’s dream.
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Series Camera Coordinator Maury Thompson (above left) and assistant director / associate producer Tommy Thompson (above right) came up with the premise for this episode and receive screen credit for the story.
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The episode opens with Lucy reading a magazine article titled “Psychological Reactions in Adolescents to Terror-Inspiring Visual Stimulation”:  
“The over-abundance of spooky stuff in movies and TV can cause traumatic experience in our youngsters.”
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Lucy reports that Jerry and Sherman are at the State Theater to see the double-feature The Surfing Werewolf and The Eggplant That Ate Philadelphia. Both of these are fictional films. This is the first mention of the State movie theatre. The Bijou and The Danfield Theatre were both mentioned in “No More Double Dates” S1;E21).  
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The title The Eggplant That Ate Philadelphia may have been inspired by the 1960 low-budget comedy / horror film The Little Shop of Horrors, about a mysterious eggplant-shaped plant that thrives on human blood and could be an alien sent to conquer earth. One of the film’s stars, Jackie Joseph, was married to Lucille Ball protégé Ken Berry and would appear on “Here’s Lucy” (using her married named) in 1969.
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Jerry wears a black cape and Sherman wears a Frankenstein mask. Other than this visual image, the Frankenstein monster is not mentioned or depicted in the dream. Frankenstein and Dracula were already represented on CBS by “The Munsters” (1964-66) on Thursday nights. The series imagined the Universal monsters in a family-based sitcom similar to “Father Knows Best.”  
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Jerry (and later Lucy) use a Remco “Signal Action Ray Space Gun”. Starting in the 1950s, Remco made many variations on this gun, including different colors. It is likely that the electronic sound heard on the soundtrack was added in post-production.
The mothers resolve to check out these movies for themselves.
VIV: “I haven’t seen a movie with a monster since Gone With The Wind.” LUCY: “There was no monster in Gone With The Wind.” VIV: “You didn’t see my date!”
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Lucille Ball was considered for the role of Scarlett O'Hara during the 1939 film's initial casting. The role eventually went to British actress Vivian Leigh (right). The cinema classic will be mentioned several times throughout the series and on “Here’s Lucy.”  
Gale Gordon gets a smattering of entrance applause from the studio audience.  Mr. Mooney jokingly hums a few bars of “Funeral March” to scare Lucy and Viv. Frédéric Chopin's composition is formally known as Piano Sonata No. 2 in B Flat Minor, Opus 35 and was completed in 1839.  
Mr. Mooney mentions his wife, but not by name. Vivian mentions her husband, but also does not use his name. In other episodes, we discover they are named Irma and Ralph, respectively. Both characters remain unseen throughout the series.
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Throwing his coat over his shoulders like a cape, Mr. Mooney says 
“It isn't a fit night out for man nor beast!” 
This is a paraphrase of a quote spoken by W.C. Fields in the 1933 film short The Fatal Glass of Beer, which was NOT a horror movie! More beastly wordplay happens later when Dracula (Mr. Mooney) turns the expression “Heavens to Betsy” into “Heavens to Beastie”! 
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This is only the second time a scene has taken place in Lucy's bedroom. The first was in “Lucy Buys a Sheep” (S1;E5).  
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Lucy protects herself from monsters by wearing a garlic necklace (to ward off evil spirits) and holding one of Jerry's wooden tent stakes (the only way to kill a vampire). Both of these tactics are part of the vampire mythology as set forth in Bram Stoker's 1897 novel Dracula.
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The monster characters featured are mostly from the Universal Studios pantheon of monsters: Dracula (1931), The Mummy (1932) and The Wolf Man (1941). Background player Monty O'Grady was a villager in The Wolf Man and later appeared in 14 episodes of “The Lucy Show” and 6 episodes of “Here's Lucy.”  One of Universal's most famous monsters was The Bride of Frankenstein (1935), played by Elsa Lanchester. Lanchester guest-starred as a possible hatchet murderess on “Off To Florida” (ILL S6;E6) and as a hardened criminal in “Lucy Goes To Prison,” a 1973 episode of “Here's Lucy.” The Bride of Frankenstein is also mentioned in “Lucy Writes a Play” (ILL S1;E17). Universal Studios theme parks in Hollywood and Florida later hosted a Lucille Ball exhibit, also selling collectible merchandise and souvenirs.
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Count Dracula (Mr. Mooney) calls his werewolf butler by the name 'Ringo.' This is a joke about Ringo Starr of the Beatles, a popular singing group known for their long and shaggy hairstyles. The Beatles have been mentioned several times on “The Lucy Show.” 1965 saw the release of their motion picture Help!
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When Lucy and Viv are transformed into witches, they quote the Weird Sisters from William Shakespeare's MacBeth: 
“Double double, toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.”
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To find out who is the prettiest witch, Lucy and Viv ask the magic mirror by saying “Mirror, mirror on the wall; Who's the fairest of them all?” This is the same query the Evil Queen asks her magic mirror in the 1937 animated Disney film Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. In the original Brothers Grimm story that the film is based upon, however, the question posed is “Who is the most beautiful in all the land?”  
In the dream sequence, witch Lucy calls witch Viv 'Sassafrassa.' This is actually the name Lucille Ball gave an imaginary childhood friend who assured her she would one day be a movie star. Once she moved  from Jamestown to nearby Celoron, Lucy would often call her best friend Pauline Lopus 'Pauline Sassafrassa.' Other sources say Lucille Ball imagined herself to be a famous film star named 'Sassafrassa.'  
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A mouse also scares Lucy and Viv in “Vivian Sues Lucy” (S1;E10). That episode also features an insert shot of a live mouse. Women being afraid of mice was a typical TV trope of the time.  
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When the Mummy tries to help strap Lucy to the operating table, she snaps and says “Please, Mummy! I’d rather do it myself!” The studio audience reacts with a big laugh of recognition. Here’s why…
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In 1962, an advertisement for Anacin pain reliever featured a mother trying to assist her grown daughter prepare a meal. “Don’t you think it needs a little salt?”, the mother would say, only to have her nerve-racked daughter shout, “Mother, please, I’d rather do it myself!" Variations on this scenario became popular and were parodied a number of times, including in the Allan Sherman song "Headaches” (”Mother, don't hand me those pills from the shelf, I’d rather do it myself”), the 1966 film The Silencers, and the 1980 film Airplane. 
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A year and a day after this “Lucy Show” episode, “My Mother The Car” (starring Lucy’s pal Ann Sothern) aired an episode titled “I’d Rather Do It Myself, Mother” (S1;E20). Coincidentally, the show’s music was by Ralph Carmichael, a real-life combination of VIv’s ex-husband’s first name, and Lucy’s last name! 
Callbacks!
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Two years earlier, in the first frame of the June 1963 “The Lucy Show” Gold Key comic book, Viv also feared monsters!  And shaggy dogs, apparently! Ironically, a shaggy dog was featured in the very first episode of “The Lucy Show”.  
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This is the first time there has been a 'dream sequence' on “The Lucy Show.” In “Ricky's Old Girlfriend” (ILL S3;E12) Lucy dreams of what life would be like without Ricky if he left her for Carlotta Romero, a sexy Cuban dancer. The dream takes her 25 years into the future.
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The most famous dream sequence on “I Love Lucy” was “Lucy Goes To Scotland” (ILL S5;E17) where Lucy Ricardo imagines re-visiting her relatives in Scotland, but dreams in the musical comedy format. Except for the brief opening and closing scenes, the entire episode is comprised of a dream.
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The witch voice Lucy uses is very similar to the one she used as the witch in “Little Ricky’s School Pageant” (ILL S6;E10) with a hint of Camille, the Queen of the Gypsies in “The Operetta” (ILL S2;E5).
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When witch Lucy and witch Viv try to flee Dracula's castle, the escape turns into an impromptu square dance, with the Head as the caller. This is similar to the impromptu escape that helps the Ricardos and the Mertzes get out of Bent Fork in “Tennessee Bound” (ILL S4;E14). In that episode, Ernie Ford was the caller. 
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Lucy Ricardo disguised herself as an armchair when spying on the “New Neighbors” (ILL S1;E21). Like the Morris chair in this episode, Lucy's arms also were the arms of the chair.
Fast Forward!
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In a 1970 episode of “Here’s Lucy,” Lucy Carter met the Crown Prince of Horror, Vincent Price.
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Trying to flee Count Dracula’s mansion, Lucy and Viv search for a secret passageway in the fireplace, touching all the stones, just like Lucy Carter did when trying to find Mumsie Westcott’s loot in “Lucy Goes To Prison” (HL S5;E18).
Blooper Alerts!
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Calendar Conundrum!  This would have made a fun Halloween episode, but instead it inexplicably airs for the first time in January.  
Sitcom Logic Alert!  Mr. Mooney drops by the Carmichael home on the premise of hand-delivering Lucy’s bank statement. As usual, he leaves the door wide open for the duration of his scene.
Sitter Situation! Lucy and Viv recruit Mr. Mooney to 'babysit’ with Jerry and Sherman, but it is not clear why Chris (now in her late teens) cannot watch them or even where she might be.
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Whose Bed Is It Anyway? Although they are supposedly sleeping in Lucy’s bedroom, the bed frame and the painting above the bed are the same ones seen in Viv’s bedroom in previous episodes.  
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Layout Logic! Lucy’s bedroom in “Lucy Buys a Sheep” (S1;E5) has a completely different layout than this one. The rocking chair and the white wood dresser, however, are the same.
On / Off! In the bedroom, as Viv reaches for the switch, Lucy yells for her not to turn off the lights but the light switch is already in the 'off’ position.
Made For TV Garlic! When Lucy shakes her garlic necklace to ward off the evil spirits, the hollow sound it makes indicates that they are fabricated cloves and not real garlic.
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Quick Thinking Viv! When the telephone booth door is flung open to reveal the skeleton, it immediately starts to swing shut again, but Viv quickly grabs it with her right hand and holds it open so the skeleton can be seen on camera and by the studio audience, thus neatly avoiding a re-take. 
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Ouch!  Backing out of the fireplace, Vivian Vance bumps her head on the mantle. She doesn’t react vocally, but does grab her head when it happens. The ‘Head’ sees the entire incident.
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Check the Gate for Crew! When Lucy and Viv are strapped to a table so Dracula can turn them into witches, the screen fades to black for the commercial break and the head of a crew member prominently enters the camera frame on the right. Unfortunately, the newest DVD release did not eliminate this goof by cropping the frame, as they have done with other bloopers. This same mistake also happened on “I Love Lucy.”
Soggy Bottom! When the potted plant spits up the year-old tea, the spray lands on the tan sofa, making a large wet mark where Viv (dressed in pajamas) is supposed to sit. She scoots over a bit to avoid the wet patch. The sofa stays wet for the rest of the episode. When the magic mirror comes crashing down to the floor rather than saying who is the fairest in the land, Lucy or Viv, part of the Styrofoam wall behind it also caves in!  
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Mirror, Mirror on the Floor! When the magic mirror comes crashing down to the floor part of the Styrofoam wall behind it also caves in!  
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“Lucy and the Monsters” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5 
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