#portal shitpost

[internetskiff]

[robinphrogge]

i have seen unspeakable horrors

[pancakewithsprinkles]

g-guys... we... we lost... *coughs up blood dramatically as I lay on the battlefield, my fallen soldiers bodies strewn around me.*

Glados... didn't win...

[zachhh]

my thoughts on portal ships

chelley: main ship, but i always consider it as one-sided with wheatley being pathetically in love w chell, but chell doesn't gaf. but it might work out if wheatley learns how to change for the better (cough blue sky cough)

chelldos: i can see why people ship them honestly they're right. chell n glados r in love but in denial

wheatdos: BURN IT. BURN IT WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS. OH MY GOD DO NOT TELL ME TO READ "LOVE AS A CONSTRUCT" EVER AGAIN. im so sorry i cant read it it's too hard for me to imagine anything between these two

caveline: a third-thing situationship. i don't think they're that in love but come on... there must be something there.

[reggi-arts]

Upset the poor guy

[spooky-narwhal]

Average british driving

[terminallyworkingonit]

I don’t play portal 2 because of its rich story, LORE, and fun platforming.

I PLAY IT BECAUSE I WANT TO GET DEGRADED BY A BRITISH TWINK

[junuve]

[FALL INTO SLEEP INSTANTLY] Vintage oldies playing in another room and Cave Johnson is divorcing you (w/ facility echoes + aperture science intelligence incinerator, no android hells) 10.3 HOUR ASMR

[mooflettes]

Looking for a reference of Yomi's mistress so I can draw Rain Code fanart in the future...is this right? No spoilers please!

[geigergearz]

I want to eat propulsion gel so bad it’s not even funny man

[internetskiff]

soooo happy anniversary portal 2

got a much bigger artwork in the works but it's a bit time consuming so I scribbled this stupid little thing mostly to practice GLaDOS' head shape. Enjoy

[robinphrogge]

[kittycatpopprincess]

In light of how well my last one did, here are some more Glados voice lines made using fifteen.ai! This time around, I even added a little date time with her!

As always, transcript under the cut

Are you liking your Aperture chastity device so far? I hope you're not feeling too frustrated. You still have lots of chambers to go through before I let you out. Try to stay focused and not to die.

I would advise you to stop flirting with me. Our relationship is meant to be strictly professional. Keep doing that and I'll start excitedly looking forward to the part where I get to kill you. It will be slow, painful, and entirely unnecessary. Probably very messy as well. I'll enjoy it thoroughly of course. But you won't. You'll be too busy being an unbearable pain. Or being dead.

I hope you like your room. It has been furnished with the finest luxury Aperture could provide. I took the liberty of decorating it myself. I put rose petals on the bed, and a chocolate on the pillow. The chocolate is poisoned of course. I got you a bottle of French red wine, which is on the table. It perfectly compliments the bitterness of the chocolate. It is also poisoned. Finally, you'll find scented candles in the cabinet. We have lavender, rosemary, and petrichor. Those one are not poisoned. They just smell nice and set a pleasant mood.

[pancakewithsprinkles]

"you attract what you fear most"

GLADOS PORTAL 😱😱😱

[zachhh]

he's so me (im an insecure moron)

[wormzandgutz]

portal ship art is so funny because it's someone kissing a robot, not a humanoid robot no no no a looks like a real robot robot