#pope daddy

[spookyghostbunny]

Yep, sometimes I gotta beat the hyperfixations back with a stick

BACK FIXATION! BACK I SAY!!!

[nemesyaaa]

dbf!pope x reader by @princessbrunette bc i'm obssessed (moodboard !)

“ take my hand, and baby, won't you walk with me? ”

[syrma-sensei]

Oscar Isaac in almost every random frame:

[rafesthroatbaby]

who’s going home with you ?

[redhead1180]

Self explanatory

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

The New Pope (TV Mini Series) S1/E9 'Episode #1.9' (2020) - Bruce McGuire

Saw a pic of this guy. Then I immediately looked for something he was in. And now I want more.

What? Look at him.

On A Side Note: This maybe the cassock talking, but I need more of Silvio Orlando.

[apollo-sol-pawpaw]

I think I’ve finally understood why I like Sparrow in season 2 even more than I did in season 1. I think it’s because his struggles are so inherently feminine. Traditionally speaking, women tend to fuss over their children more than men. They are more involved with their kids and can be brutal to them with honesty, even if unintentional. Silently suffering in a crumbling marriage. Keeping quiet when your spouse cheats just to keep the peace. Mediating a family, or at least trying to. Taking all the blame for someone else. It’s all roles that women tend to take, and it’s not so common for men to be depicted like that in media.

[phantom-of-the-memes]

Do you think if I claimed my tits were possessed by demons I could get the first ever Catholic Church approved top surgery?

[aphrditee]

Angelus is so great, like he was forced to make out with Buffy and it was so emotionally life changing he decided he wanted to off himself and take the world with him.

Like we know he enjoys carnal pleasures, he has kissed and fucked (Darla, Dru, Spike) but having to live with the memory of loving/kissing Buffy while taking a backseat to a Ghost makes him suicidal 😭😭😭 talk about not being able to deal. He’s such a drama queen omg. I’m 100% convinced he was going to change Buffy, like make her his Dru 2.0 but he chickened out because he knew unlike Dru and Darla he would have been vampire!Buffy’s BITCH.

[sugarcandydoll]

also the way rafey keeps gettin in jombee n the gang's way is rlly making me wanna slap him hard across the face ♡🙄💞

[m00nl1ghtsstuff]

So...who?

I mean. First of all. mihawk is a Tumblr sexyman and so is SMG3 and Mr puzzle and Pauline is hot and maybe Dabi is acceptable and so is Mr plant...and Maybeee miss circle...

But WHO in God's green earth considered daddy pig. Spongebob. Daffy duck from goddamn looney tunes. Spook. Miss piggy. Ming lee. Mr piggy. Paper. Papi. Papyrus. Ray man. The guy from George the curious money. Mr. Krupp. The dancing banana meme. Dr zombass from PVZ. Mr small from TAWOG. A Tumblr sexyman????. Be honest with me for a second... (BTW this is my opinion)

[maybanksbabe]

https://www.tumblr.com/maybanksbabe/747947242445570048/baby-daddyjj-who-is-a-little-unsure-of-what-to-do

Baby daddy!JJ enlisting Pope to help him put the crib together

JJ doesn’t understand why it so hard meanwhile Pope keeps insisting that he’s doing it wrong and “the instructions say to…”

JJ refuses to listen to him

Pope wonders why he asked him for help in the first place

🧡.

no cause honestly Pope would've had it all assembled and put together in an hour or two but with JJ complaining about how complicated it is, they're in there all afternoon lmaoooo

Sitting and watching the two of them from a thrifted rocking chair, just starting to look Actually Pregnant, laughing about how ridiculous JJ is being and knowing that you picked the right guy

[undercooked-icicle]

This is for a super niche audience, but Father David Michael Moses is the closest the church has gotten to getting me to join.

Like, come on. He's part of a band of five other priest, who hold actual concerts that people go to. I love him.

[thewingedwolf]

when i was teenager watching the borgias i had preferred if they’d kept the incest less obvious & had cez fuck micheletto in season three instead but now i’m an adult and have realized CESARE HAS TWO HANDS

[brother-emperors]

"when you marry off a son to the church, they're married to god's vicar on earth" lives rent free in my mind now, thank you very much! also, can't stop thinking of rodrigo borgia and giuliano della rovere as a bickering divorced couple, and it's too kinda your fault -_-

absolutely CACKLING at the idea of rodrigo and giuliano as a divorced couple because I've always envisioned them as two different types of monsters that despised each other and were intent on eating the other along with anyone else that got in their way, with giuliano coming out of that war winning. and it wasn't enough to get the throne (the papacy), he also kicked cesare to the curb after luring him back in. we love to see it! you can't buy that kind of hate off the shelves, you have to curate it and let it fester like an open wound! an absolute masterclass in driving in one final nail into the coffin of a family you despise. (there's a kind of dynastic rivalry subtext in regards to inheritance etc, between these two that makes them incompatible with the divorced framework to me. it's more of a eat or be eaten, destroy the pretender to the throne, etc etc in my mind)

ascanio sforza and giuliano della rovere on the other hand. they have an adjacent kind of divorced energy, to me. those two were rivals for so long (ascanio kneecapping della rovere by backing rodrigo in the papal elections, and it escalating from there), and only came together in the end (della rovere visiting ascanio every day on summer for conversation, hello??), and even then: that came with a hefty side of deeply unbalanced power dynamics of the julius caesar-clemency variety (fun fact! when giuliano della rovere became pope, he took on the name julius II in reference to julius caesar!)

wait--- you want to know who's literally divorced, though? ascanio and rodrigo. ascanio was one of the major players in setting up the lucrezia borgia-giovanni sforza marriage, and that annulment had implications, especially with how rodrigo kept trying to shut ascanio out of vatican politics. that didn't stop them from sharing the pastime of gambling together, though.

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

The Two Popes (2019) - Jonathan Pryce & Anthony Hopkins