#poor yui just got a sample of the daily life of poor mr. pigeon-san
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yui, teaching Subaru to drive: okay, you're driving and an old man and a dog walk into the road. quick, what do you hit? subaru: oh, definitely the old man. it's probably fuckin' Karlheinz anyways. I could never hurt a dog yui, massaging her temples: the brakes. you hit the brakes
#diabolik lovers#diabolik lovers crack#sakamaki#sakamaki subaru#yui kormori#incorrect quotes#poor yui just got a sample of the daily life of poor mr. pigeon-san#no wonder he pops xanaxs like kanato devours pudding
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