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Fresh on the Farm
Tags: Farm AU, Feedism, Vore, Hybrids, Hunting, Predator/Large wolf Namjoon, Preys/Fat piggies Jimin and Jungkook, Dumb little pigs, Fearplay, Teasing, Sadistic wolf Namjoon, Swallowing whole, Hard vore, Belly gurgles, Digesting, Gas, Forcing Jimin to watch, Unwilling prey, Poor lil babies. <3
Jimin and Jungkook have heard the rumors that a wolf was hunting around the neighboring farms devouring pigs, but they don't really believe it until their friend Taehyung disappears. The pig is said to have been eaten up by a large, fat wolf.
Their owner Seokjin keeps the two piggies safe and sound in their pens until the wolf sightings die off weeks later. Everyone assumes that the predator had moved on to new pastures. Nearly a month drags by with no news. Farmers open up their gates again, and Jungkook and Jimin are let back out to play.
Silly humans are too trusting with their fat livestock. They don't know how patient, sly, and cunning wolves are...
Namjoon watches the farmer's truck pull out of the driveway and toddle away down the road. He licks his lips, turning towards the red barn that houses a nice, fat pig that he saw from a distance.
The wolf bangs on the locked barn door, crashing it down with his strength. He hears a scared little oink somewhere inside and grins. Dinner. He sniffs the air. The scent of a fat little piggy fills his nose and his mouth waters.
"Here piggy piggy-" he calls into the dark, his predator eyes adjusting quickly to hunt. The pig must think he can hide. He should know better, but hogs aren't bred for their brains... they're known for being fat and delicious.
Namjoon begins stalking forwards, slinking through the dark shadows. "Come out to play..." he croons, "a fat little thing like you must understand how terrible it feels to be hungry..."
He slams open the first stall door and finds it empty. He slinks to the second.
"It's been so long since I've had a delicious... fattened hog in my gut." Namjoon shoves the next open, tearing the lock right off it's hinges. Empty. There's only one left. Namjoon sees a shadow tremble out of the corner of his eye and he turns, padding over to it stealthily.
His belly growls deep and loud in the silence, echoing in the barn and begging greedily for prey. The hungry sound is met with a muffled little squeal of terror followed by a near silent "hush, Koo".
Oh? There's two pigs? Namjoon grins even wider as he hunts. That must be why it smells so delicious. Double the fat. Double the feast.
He manages to circle around and sneak up behind two of the roundest pigs that he's gotten the pleasure of eating in a long time. They're even fatter than the last pig he got ahold of last month.
They're hiding behind stacks of hay and clutching eachother. Cute, dumb little things. The younger, fatter one must be the squealing pig Koo, while the older has their hands clamped over the chubby one's mouth. Namjoon licks his lips in anticipation as his mouth waters. The wolf loves when pigs squeal inside of his belly as he devours them. He'll gobble up the fatter, wider, more delicious one first. Maybe he can stuff the slightly less chubby one in the meantime and fatten him up even more...
The wolf sneaks right up behind them, the two dumb piggies looking in the direction he last spoke.
"What delicious, fat hogs~" The wolf purrs lowly in their ears, caressing their plump rolls with his claws. They both scream and scramble to get away.
Namjoon chooses the slower of the two. The thick, fattened one. He grips the chubby ankles and drags him back as his prey squeals in terror, "Minie!!"
Namjoon snatches and gobbles down the hog Koo without a second thought. The pig is safer in his belly anyways. The wolf gulps him down and grunts as the meal fills his gut, making it swell out heavy and round, drooping with the weight. Namjoon takes one moment to belch and pat his full belly in praise... and then he pounces on the second hog waddling slowly. Such an easy hunt.
Namjoon sits on him, crushing him and resting his heavy belly on the pig's chest so the poor little thing is forced to look at the wolf's massive gut filled with his friend. With his second helping safely pinned down, Namjoon chuckles and purrs. He loves eating pigs so much. He loves playing with his food even more.
The massive wolf brings his chubby paws up to the top of his belly, and he begins rubbing.
"What a fat, delicious treat you are~" He cooes down to his bloated gut and rubs the sides. The plump piggy inside oinks and squeals, muffled underneath the thick blubbery padding keeping his meal securely in place. The pig wiggles and fights, but Namjoon just chuckles. There's no way out once his meal is inside of his greedy, gluttonous belly.
He rubs over his gut in praise and belches deeply in satisfaction. "Such a fat little thing~ No more than a meal for my belly to devour. Piggies are meant to be eaten... Don't you think so too, chubby?" He asks the pig trapped underneath Namjoon’s huge gut and pats his chubby cheek patronizingly. The pig called Minie sobs, snorts and snuffles, wailing and oinking as he cries. "K-koo!"
The dumb little thing is confronted with the view of the predator's massive swell of weight, a deep navel right at the front. The fat jiggles on him as Koo struggles inside.
Namjoon barks a laugh and indulges in caressing his belly again, showing the hog that his friend is pork in his gut.
"You're next~" He grins over his huge middle crushing the hog. "Once I devour your fat little friend... you're my next meal. It shouldn't be long now..." Namjoon's stomach gurgles on cue, his predator belly so excited to digest the fat pig, and the wolf beams after another belch and a helpless plea filtering from inside of his gut.
"Ah! Perfect. Time to enjoy my meal. You get the pleasure of watching your plump little friend slowly be devoured and digested~"
He grunts and leans to the side to fart deeply, sighing happily as the pig in his belly squeals for help and settles in deeper, ready to be devoured by the greedy wolf.
Namjoon purrs at the sight as the prey crushed underneath his gut sobs and is forced to feel the deep, delicious gurgles sloshing on him as the wolf’s gut slowly bloats... getting softer, fatter, and heavier as the pig in his belly is gobbled up.
#bts fic#ladybug fics#🐞#v.ore#asks open#imagine farmer Seokjin's face when there is a fat lazy wolf in the pig pen. His belly stuffed round with Seokjin's prized piggies#poor piggies
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the weight i’ve put on is really beginning to show😅
#weight gain#chubby#make me fatter#chubby belly#feedee belly#fat belly#feed me#get me fatter#chubbiness#fat#fat cow#fat piggy#i love food#intentional weight gain#gaining weight on purpose#i want to be fatter#i need to gain weight#gluttonous piggy#be my pay piggy#help me gain weight#belly gainer#help me get fatter#make me huge#poor and hungry#stuffed fatty#beginner feedee#stuffed feedee#feedee piggy#feedee girl#wg encouragement
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#poppy playtime#smiling critters#song#cartoon#catnap#dogday#hoppy hopscotch#bobby bearhug#bubba bubbaphant#craftycorn#kicken chicken#picky piggy#poor#poor unfortunate souls#gemstin productions#cover
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Got asked to do the rest of the smiling critters on my Twitter! Unsure if I’ll keep these designs.
#poppy playtime#craftycorn#bobby bearhug#bubba bubbaphant#picky piggy#hoppy hopscotch#smiling critters#ooooo bigger bodies be upon ye!#but also poor bubba#I did him so dirty#he’s the most fucked up in my opinion#pov you almost die getting burned alive#anyways#rtcc draws
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Hope y’all love what ya see 🥰
#bbygrl#findom paypig#mature mom#pay piggy#paypigswanted#60s#1950s#70s#paypiq#follow#instant folllow back#followers#poor bby
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~ 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢?! ~
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𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎: 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏
𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜: 𝟷,𝟸𝟺𝟽
𝙻𝚎𝚎: 𝙹𝚊𝚢 ⚡️💙
𝙻𝚎𝚛: 𝙻𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚍 🐉💚
𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝙻𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚍’𝚜 𝚘𝚑-𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐…𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘’𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎?
(𝙰/𝙽: 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔/𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝙳𝙽𝙸!!!)
𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃: 𝙸 𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠 𝙹𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚍’𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙳𝙴𝙵 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 <𝟹
𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝚃𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚊𝚍𝚊 𝚢𝚊𝚍𝚊 𝚢'𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚕 😉
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“LLOHOHOYDIE PLEHEASE! H-HAHAVE MERCY!!” Jay cried as he writhed and wriggled underneath his little brother, laughing up a storm as the blonde squeezed his sides mercilessly.
“I’ll 'have mercy' on you once you tell me the truth, Jay Walker.” The younger glared, moving his hand to scratch alongside the other’s underarms.
The lightning ninja squawked helplessly, hugging his middles as he shook his head back and forth, “I AHAM! I SWAHAH— squeak! I SWEAR IHIHI’M TEHELLING THEHE— squeak! TRUHUTH— squeak MY GAHAHAD!!” The older whined.
Now, as you know, dear reader…today marked the official start of October.
And a couple weeks before to celebrate, Lloyd bought a bunch of candy bags for two wonderful people…
…Him and himself.
So consider the blonde’s absolute surprise when all of his candy bags…mysteriously vanished from his secret hidden pantry…
…Guess it wasn’t so secret now but still!!!
“PlahEASE!! Ihi dihihidn’t taHAHAKE yohour DUHUMB CAHahandy staHASH!!” The brunette squealed, pushing on his brother’s chest in a small attempt to get him to stop tickling him.
The smaller teen just rolled his eyes, pinching the other’s hips and in result, Jay squealed once more as he flailed his arms around, banging his feet on the ground.
The freckled face teen held his brother’s wrists, “L-LLOHOYD!!”
“Hm~?” The Green ninja hummed.
“DUHUDE PLEHAHEASE!!”
“'Please' what~?” The youngest asked smugly, “Pleeeease keep tickling you?”
“NOHOH!!” The brown haired boy yelled, “NAHAH— squeal! NOHO!! LLOHOYD COHOHOME OHAN!! NOHO F-FREEHEEAKING TEHEHEASING!!”
“I’m not teasing you.” Lloyd giggled as he scratched alongside his brother’s ribs, “I’m just asking you a question, big bro.” The blondie said as he abruptly scribbled his fingers on Jay’s stomach.
“LLOHOHOYD!!”
“Yeeeeees~?”
“CAHAN YOHOU FUHUCKING STOHOP?!”
The hazel eyed teen rolled his eyes once more as he poked the older’s lower stomach rapidly, “Not until you tell me where my candy is.”
The freckled faced teen whined through his laughter once more, shaking his head back and forth like a ball during a tenis match, “BuhUT— GAH! I-Ihi dohoHAH! IHI dunnohoh whehere IHAT IHIHIS!!”
“Suuuuuure you don’t.” The Green ninja hummed sarcastically, “And I’m the Grinch.”
“Yohou suHUHURE ahare buhuilt LIHIKE hihim— WAHAIT! WAHAIT NAHA— squeal!! NO! NONOHOH! I’M SAHARRY!” The lightning ninja cried, his eyes widening like saucers as his younger brother effortlessly held his wrists above his head and started nibbling on his neck.
Not to mention, the youngest of the ninja team had legit fangs that was further putting Jay into a giggly blob.
The brunette squealed and screamed as happy tears started to form in his eyed, “I SAHAID IHI WAHAS SOHORRY! IHIHI SAHAID IHI WAHAS SAHAHARRY!!!”
“Oh, I heard your apology…I just don’t care for it.” The Green cladded teen giggled.
“COHOME OHAN!! I-IHI’LL DOOHOO AHAHANYTHING!!”
“Tell me where my candy is.”
“FOHOR THEHEHE M-MIHILLIONTH TIHIME!! IHI DUHU— squeak! GAHASH NAHAHAAAAAA!!!” The Blue ninja howled as the other dug his thumbs into his hips as he ruthlessly nibbled his neck.
The older bucked and flailed and squawked continously, trying to make his brother loosen his grip just a little…but his attempts to stop the blondie just ended in complete and utter vain as the other continued to torture him.
I mean, in all honesty, what was happening right now was a genuine crime.
Originally before all of this nonsense happened, Jay was chilling in his room, playing Roblox Piggy (fire ass game btw) but was interrupted as his gremlin of a brother basically bolted into his room, bombarding him with questions.
That’s breaking and entering.
Then the hazel eyed freak of a teenager dragged the elder by the collar and threw him in the living room!
That’s assualt and battery.
And if the freckled faced teen continued to let the shortest of the ninja group carry on with his henious crimes…Jay would be a dead man.
And if you were unaware…dead men can’t sue.
“IHI squeal! IHI. DOHOHON’T. KNOHOHOW!!” The elder said for probably the millionth time today.
The younger just shook his head, tsking like some wannabe anime character, “Oh don’t give me that, Bluey. When I was little you used to steal my candy aaaaaaall the time.”
“HNFFAHAHACK! YOHOU squeal STIHILL AHARE LITTLE!”
“YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!” The other shouted, scribbling his nails in the crook of Jay’s neck, “Just tell me where you hid my candy and you might be spared.”
“'MIHIHIGHT'?!”
“Well, as much as I hate to admit it: your laugh is genuinley cute and funny…I can’t get enough of it~!”
“SCREHEHEHEW OHOHOHAFF!!!” The freckle faced teen hollered as he banged his heels on the carpet living room floor, his face starting to change color to a beet red, “YOHOU BRAHAHAT! STAHAP squeal THIHIS INSTANT OHOR YOU’LL BE IHIHIN A squeak WORLD OHOHOF HURT!”
“Oh really?” The blonde said, completely un-phased by the threat.
“YEHES REEHEEHEEALLY!!”
“Are you suuuure?”
“YES!”
“Positivley sure?”
“YEHEHES!!”
“Absolutely 100% sure?”
“YEHES— N-NOHOH! NOHOHO!!! IHI’M NAHAT SUHURE!” Jay cackled as Lloyd went back to squishing his sides. “But you just said yeeees~!” The youngest taunted, “C'mon~! Show me this 'world of hurt' you were referring to.”
Almost immediately, the dark blue cladded teen used his powers to lightly send electric buzzes to the kid’s sides, “G-GYAH! Hey! Hehey! No! Noho yohou— EEP! StaHAP!” The Green ninja squealed but stubbornly still continued to tickle his older brother.
He would get his candy back if it was the last thing he did…
“That’s it!” Lloyd shouted, getting up and wrapping both of Jay’s feet in a headlock with both of his arms.
The curly haired teen gulped, bracing himself as his younger brother was about to absolutely murder him…
…Which honestly would not look great on the hazel eyed teen’s crime record but who was Jay to judge?
“I-Ihihis squeak ihat squeal toohoo squeak l-lahate to sahay I’m squeak sohohorry squeal again…?”
“How’d you know~?” The blondie grinned as he ruthlessly scribbled his fingers over the other’s feet and the other in question went BALLISTIC. The lightning sparks coming from the lightning ninja’s hands were shooting anywhere and everywhere and they would be lucky if the power didn’t go out by how much sparks were flying…
“NAHAHAH OHO SQUEAK SHIHIHAT!!! SHITSHITSHIT— SQUEAL GAHAHASH NOHOHO—!!!” The brunette screamed.
“Ihi’m barely touching you—”
“SHUHUT UP!! SHUHUHUT. UHUP!!!”
“Uno reverse, big bro…you’re the one hollering and tollering like a five year old.”
“BEEHEEHECAUSE YOH—GYAHAH! OHO JEEHEEZ NO! WHYHY THEHEHEHERE?!” The elder loudly cackled as happy tears rolled down his cheeks.
“Bad spot, huh~?”
“SHUHUHUT UP— SQUEAK AHALREHEADY!!”
“Is that seriously the only remark you can come up with? 'Shut up?'” The blonde smugly said as he tickled the middle arch of Jay’s foot, “Cmon~! You can do better than that, Jay-Jay…”
“OKAHAHAY!! OKAHAHAY STAHAHAP!! STAAAAHAHAP!!!”
“I’ll stop once you show me where you hid my sweets!” The hazel eyed teen huffed, “And speaking of sweets…maybe I should go to this sweet spot over here~!” He said as he tickled underneath Jay’s toes.
“NAHAHAH SQUEAL N-NOOOOOHOHOHOH!!!”
“Should we help…?” Cole said to Kai as he munched on one of Lloyd’s bag of Skittles, leaning on the living room doorway and casually watching the youngest completely murder the Lightning ninja. “Nah. He’ll be fine.” The red cladded teen shrugged carelessly, leaning on the doorway as well.
“Besides, this is entertaining to watch…want a gummy bear?” Kai offered.
“Don’t mind if I do.” Cole grinned, taking a handful of gummy bears from the bag the other was holding and plopped them into his mouth.
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(𝙿.𝚂.: 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!!!)
#Ninjago tickle#Ninjago tickle fic#Lee!Jay#Ler!Lloyd#Tickletober#Tickletober 2024#WE NEED MORE LER!LA-LLOYD FICS IM SO DEADASS#YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE MY VISION‼️‼️‼️#Freaking love them dude#Also Skittles and Gummy Bears as a snack are so 😫😫😩😩😩😩😖😖😖😖😖💞💝💖💝💞✊🏾#UGGGDDHSS I LOVE CANDY#THIS MIGHT HAVE SOME ERRORS LOWKEY…#BUT#UHM#I’LL FIX THEM LATER I PROMISE 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾#Also I love the Piggy Roblox game bro fbrghejekww#Always won that shit 💋💋💋💋💋💋#I need re-watch the Grinch tho#The Live Action AND Illumination’s one#RAHHHHHHH#I feel bad for poor Jay lowkey 😞…#But eh he’ll be fine 🤷🏾♀️#Probably LMFAOOOOO
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#WILLOW NOOOOOO#😭😭😭😭#AHAHAHA#poor baby#willow piggy#willow#piggy roblox#funny memes#funny#humor#meme#memes#dark humor#iykyk lol
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the only reason tritter fucked with house so much is bc he knew if his cop buddies found out about his clinic visit that theyd point and laugh at him singing bergentrückung - asgore kanye west likes fingers in his ass
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Dimitri pig from clannad
#his poor little piggy (SAD)#whatever I’m tagging this Dimilix#Dimilix#fe3h#fire emblem#felix fraldarius#three houses#three hopes#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd
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Donate to the Freckled Stars Nails Fund
#daddy's good girl#freckledstars#daddy’s babygirl#br33dable#attention wh0r3#play with my kitty#sternum tattoo#bd/sm daddy#daddy k!nk#cnc k!nk#time to pay big#pay piggy#paypigslave#paypigswanted#gift giving#buy me pretty things#buy me a kofi#buy my pics#please help#poor baby#pretty nails#cute nails#pretty girls#make me happy#make me cvm#ask me anything#send money#tiny man#give me attention#attention slvt
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Picky My Beloved 🫶🫶🫶
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You really starting to get fat now 😲
yeah maybe i am just a little😅
#wg encouragement#wg teasing#weight gain#chubby#make me fatter#chubby belly#feedee belly#fat#fat belly#feed me#get me fatter#chubbiness#beginner feedee#feedee piggy#feedee girl#feeding kink#gluttonous piggy#be my pay piggy#please send me money for food#fatty piggy#gaining weight on purpose#fat piggy#poor and hungry#help me get fatter#make me huge#help me gain weight#stuffed feedee#stuffed fatty#intentional weight gain#gaining fat
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bring roller skating back in 2024 - mod jas
#lord of the flies#lotf#jack merridew#lotf jack#lotf ralph#jas tag#lotf simon#lotf piggy#lotf fandom#i brought my girlfriend roller skating on our first date#it went .. poor
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Wanna be cuddle rn 🥰🤭
#bbygrl#findom paypig#mature mom#pay piggy#paypigswanted#60s#70s#1950s#paypiq#80s#poor bby#suagr dating#dating#followers#following#instant folllow back#follow#sugar bae#sugarbaby#thank you#tumblr milestone
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Picky and Kickin done it again...
Just a funny story that i've made of the Smiling Psychopaths. Could be canon and could be not–
It would be another day in the mansion of Smiling Psychopaths with only four critters living in, the other four are still not have been found but Twisted!Bubba, being the sadistic scientist, is determined to find the four of his alternative friends but evil version.
Twisted would be as usual, busy in his lab. Probably on creating a new chemicals for tortured methods for the unfortunate soul that become his subject. Meanwhile, Lovesick!Bobby would be in the kitchen and cleaning the dishes.
The bear critter would hummed a soft melody with her tail wagging to the beat of her humming. Lovesick couldn't help but thought of how quiet it was, usually there would be some– *CRASH* ...speak of the devil.
Lovesick turned off the faucet and clean her paws with a small kitchen towel then head out of the kitchen and heading into the living room in wondering what the commotion is about.
"YOU CHEATING, I KNOW YOU DID" "NO I DIDN'T, YOU'RE JUST BAD AT THIS GAME!" "WHY YOU–" As Lovesick stepped into the living room, a sandwich would be heading straight towards her... and it would be slapped on her face, causing her fur to be cover in mayonaise and 'ketchup'.
"...Uh Oh." Corrupted!Picky and Violent!Kickin said in unison while their eyes widened when seeing Lovesick's face is slapped by a sandwich that CP throw. CP and Violent could feel sweats coming off from their fur/feather body(?) as Bobby's motherly and sweet aura is slowly changing into something very dangerous.
CP and Violent knew... that they both fucked up. "CP!!! VIOLENT!!" Meanwhile, Twisted ear would twitch when hearing the sound of yell of Lovesick coming from outside his lab, causing the blue elephant to roll his eyes, muttering. "Just another day in the mansion..." he sighed and continue his work.
I can't help myself–
#smiling psychopaths#smiling critters#bobby bearhug#bubba bubbaphant#picky piggy#kickinchicken#CP and Violent is playing a 1v1 game or probably a competing game–#poor Lovesick–
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The conclusion scene for Eureka! is so funny knowing the entire Enclave Remnants squad gets away scott free bc the level of intentionality is both unignorable, and so so funny I mean the endgame scene was literally this:
#fallout new vegas#fonv#the NCR on Hoover Dam Battle 2 day like *Miss Piggy Voice* ‘<.< ….whatever’ @ everything insane#the radio broadcast man fighting for his life on NCR channels to keep up going ‘uhhhhm??? heads up there is an armed militia that’s not us#that has arrived on scene and seems to be assisting us’ losing it all finale at him poor man doing his best#fallout#Eureka!#new california republic#NCR#Minka Pripo#also not to drag him but if the remnants always escape but Arcade literally never does like baby boy are you ok??? my guy you have the wors#fucking stealth on the planet but I can’t be surprised bc he walked around all game going ‘no one knows in Enclave’ like a neon sign#god love the man
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