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skin-of-my-teeth · 5 months
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Fresh on the Farm
Tags: Farm AU, Feedism, Vore, Hybrids, Hunting, Predator/Large wolf Namjoon, Preys/Fat piggies Jimin and Jungkook, Dumb little pigs, Fearplay, Teasing, Sadistic wolf Namjoon, Swallowing whole, Hard vore, Belly gurgles, Digesting, Gas, Forcing Jimin to watch, Unwilling prey, Poor lil babies. <3
Jimin and Jungkook have heard the rumors that a wolf was hunting around the neighboring farms devouring pigs, but they don't really believe it until their friend Taehyung disappears. The pig is said to have been eaten up by a large, fat wolf.
Their owner Seokjin keeps the two piggies safe and sound in their pens until the wolf sightings die off weeks later. Everyone assumes that the predator had moved on to new pastures. Nearly a month drags by with no news. Farmers open up their gates again, and Jungkook and Jimin are let back out to play.
Silly humans are too trusting with their fat livestock. They don't know how patient, sly, and cunning wolves are...
Namjoon watches the farmer's truck pull out of the driveway and toddle away down the road. He licks his lips, turning towards the red barn that houses a nice, fat pig that he saw from a distance.
The wolf bangs on the locked barn door, crashing it down with his strength. He hears a scared little oink somewhere inside and grins. Dinner. He sniffs the air. The scent of a fat little piggy fills his nose and his mouth waters.
"Here piggy piggy-" he calls into the dark, his predator eyes adjusting quickly to hunt. The pig must think he can hide. He should know better, but hogs aren't bred for their brains... they're known for being fat and delicious.
Namjoon begins stalking forwards, slinking through the dark shadows. "Come out to play..." he croons, "a fat little thing like you must understand how terrible it feels to be hungry..."
He slams open the first stall door and finds it empty. He slinks to the second.
"It's been so long since I've had a delicious... fattened hog in my gut." Namjoon shoves the next open, tearing the lock right off it's hinges. Empty. There's only one left. Namjoon sees a shadow tremble out of the corner of his eye and he turns, padding over to it stealthily.
His belly growls deep and loud in the silence, echoing in the barn and begging greedily for prey. The hungry sound is met with a muffled little squeal of terror followed by a near silent "hush, Koo".
Oh? There's two pigs? Namjoon grins even wider as he hunts. That must be why it smells so delicious. Double the fat. Double the feast.
He manages to circle around and sneak up behind two of the roundest pigs that he's gotten the pleasure of eating in a long time. They're even fatter than the last pig he got ahold of last month.
They're hiding behind stacks of hay and clutching eachother. Cute, dumb little things. The younger, fatter one must be the squealing pig Koo, while the older has their hands clamped over the chubby one's mouth. Namjoon licks his lips in anticipation as his mouth waters. The wolf loves when pigs squeal inside of his belly as he devours them. He'll gobble up the fatter, wider, more delicious one first. Maybe he can stuff the slightly less chubby one in the meantime and fatten him up even more...
The wolf sneaks right up behind them, the two dumb piggies looking in the direction he last spoke.
"What delicious, fat hogs~" The wolf purrs lowly in their ears, caressing their plump rolls with his claws. They both scream and scramble to get away.
Namjoon chooses the slower of the two. The thick, fattened one. He grips the chubby ankles and drags him back as his prey squeals in terror, "Minie!!"
Namjoon snatches and gobbles down the hog Koo without a second thought. The pig is safer in his belly anyways. The wolf gulps him down and grunts as the meal fills his gut, making it swell out heavy and round, drooping with the weight. Namjoon takes one moment to belch and pat his full belly in praise... and then he pounces on the second hog waddling slowly. Such an easy hunt.
Namjoon sits on him, crushing him and resting his heavy belly on the pig's chest so the poor little thing is forced to look at the wolf's massive gut filled with his friend. With his second helping safely pinned down, Namjoon chuckles and purrs. He loves eating pigs so much. He loves playing with his food even more.
The massive wolf brings his chubby paws up to the top of his belly, and he begins rubbing.
"What a fat, delicious treat you are~" He cooes down to his bloated gut and rubs the sides. The plump piggy inside oinks and squeals, muffled underneath the thick blubbery padding keeping his meal securely in place. The pig wiggles and fights, but Namjoon just chuckles. There's no way out once his meal is inside of his greedy, gluttonous belly.
He rubs over his gut in praise and belches deeply in satisfaction. "Such a fat little thing~ No more than a meal for my belly to devour. Piggies are meant to be eaten... Don't you think so too, chubby?" He asks the pig trapped underneath Namjoon’s huge gut and pats his chubby cheek patronizingly. The pig called Minie sobs, snorts and snuffles, wailing and oinking as he cries. "K-koo!"
The dumb little thing is confronted with the view of the predator's massive swell of weight, a deep navel right at the front. The fat jiggles on him as Koo struggles inside.
Namjoon barks a laugh and indulges in caressing his belly again, showing the hog that his friend is pork in his gut.
"You're next~" He grins over his huge middle crushing the hog. "Once I devour your fat little friend... you're my next meal. It shouldn't be long now..." Namjoon's stomach gurgles on cue, his predator belly so excited to digest the fat pig, and the wolf beams after another belch and a helpless plea filtering from inside of his gut.
"Ah! Perfect. Time to enjoy my meal. You get the pleasure of watching your plump little friend slowly be devoured and digested~"
He grunts and leans to the side to fart deeply, sighing happily as the pig in his belly squeals for help and settles in deeper, ready to be devoured by the greedy wolf.
Namjoon purrs at the sight as the prey crushed underneath his gut sobs and is forced to feel the deep, delicious gurgles sloshing on him as the wolf’s gut slowly bloats... getting softer, fatter, and heavier as the pig in his belly is gobbled up.
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rt-closetcryptic · 7 months
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Got asked to do the rest of the smiling critters on my Twitter! Unsure if I’ll keep these designs.
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bugmumm22 · 2 months
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Hope y’all love what ya see 🥰
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desire-mona · 2 months
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the only reason tritter fucked with house so much is bc he knew if his cop buddies found out about his clinic visit that theyd point and laugh at him singing bergentrückung - asgore kanye west likes fingers in his ass
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breedaboo · 1 month
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honolulujojo · 16 days
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Picky My Beloved 🫶🫶🫶
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lord-of-the-dudes · 8 months
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bring roller skating back in 2024 - mod jas
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protective-mama-bear · 7 months
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Picky and Kickin done it again...
Just a funny story that i've made of the Smiling Psychopaths. Could be canon and could be not–
It would be another day in the mansion of Smiling Psychopaths with only four critters living in, the other four are still not have been found but Twisted!Bubba, being the sadistic scientist, is determined to find the four of his alternative friends but evil version.
Twisted would be as usual, busy in his lab. Probably on creating a new chemicals for tortured methods for the unfortunate soul that become his subject. Meanwhile, Lovesick!Bobby would be in the kitchen and cleaning the dishes.
The bear critter would hummed a soft melody with her tail wagging to the beat of her humming. Lovesick couldn't help but thought of how quiet it was, usually there would be some– *CRASH* ...speak of the devil.
Lovesick turned off the faucet and clean her paws with a small kitchen towel then head out of the kitchen and heading into the living room in wondering what the commotion is about.
"YOU CHEATING, I KNOW YOU DID" "NO I DIDN'T, YOU'RE JUST BAD AT THIS GAME!" "WHY YOU–" As Lovesick stepped into the living room, a sandwich would be heading straight towards her... and it would be slapped on her face, causing her fur to be cover in mayonaise and 'ketchup'.
"...Uh Oh." Corrupted!Picky and Violent!Kickin said in unison while their eyes widened when seeing Lovesick's face is slapped by a sandwich that CP throw. CP and Violent could feel sweats coming off from their fur/feather body(?) as Bobby's motherly and sweet aura is slowly changing into something very dangerous.
CP and Violent knew... that they both fucked up. "CP!!! VIOLENT!!" Meanwhile, Twisted ear would twitch when hearing the sound of yell of Lovesick coming from outside his lab, causing the blue elephant to roll his eyes, muttering. "Just another day in the mansion..." he sighed and continue his work.
I can't help myself–
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ziracona · 10 months
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The conclusion scene for Eureka! is so funny knowing the entire Enclave Remnants squad gets away scott free bc the level of intentionality is both unignorable, and so so funny I mean the endgame scene was literally this:
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vampiric-kitty · 3 months
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Happy Father's day to Piggy and Piggy alone
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pig-wings · 3 months
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Pearl broke her toe 😢
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afullygrownflowerboy · 6 months
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WE NEED MORE PIGGY LOVE SOOO!!! <3
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bugmumm22 · 1 month
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Wanna be cuddle rn 🥰🤭
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backwaterheroics · 3 months
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zack in rebirth is the one human surrounded by a cast full of muppets
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Miss Piggy is my muse!
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Worked on this awhile ago, honestly I didn't know how many Muppets photos there are but they are great for references! i wanna do a few more drawings of Roxie based on Miss Piggy's outfits, they are all so pretty!
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Piggy health update 2.0
We've ruled out constipation as the cause of her issues, she's been on a laxative for a while and has only gotten worse, she's not constipated anymore but is still vomiting daily. I removed my mango tree from the apartment to see if that would help but no luck. I got a new bag of food and thoroughly washed her food container and bowl. I even bought a new window A/C unit.
I was about to just accept that she has IBD and do the invasive testing required to get an official diagnosis but my mom suggested she go back to their house for a while just to make sure it's not something in my apartment. She's probably going to go there for 1-2 weeks probably to see if she stops vomiting. There could be something we can't see like mold, pests, bad water, etc that's causing her to be sick here.
I don't know what I'm going to do if it is the apartment tbh, I'm locked into a year lease and also don't have the time to apartment hunt and move again with school starting in a few days. She's my ESA so I can't just be without her until my lease ends, either. Hopefully if that is the issue the landlord will be reasonable.
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