#poor me😢😢😔💔💔

[lotus-pear]

Went to a famous bookstore in Paris and guess what I bought ‼️

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT BY DOSTOYEVSKY😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 yeah so you’re giving that to me when you get back 😐‼️

[sharlsworld]

⋆⭒˚.⋆ i heard - ʟɴ4 ☆

✿ lando norris x influencer!reader

✿ lando norris has a crush on a certain influencer and his friends are on a mission to help him get the girl

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yn

📍los angeles, california

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yn sun kissed 🌞

landonorris first

landonorris 😍😍😍

⤷ maxfewtrell 3 heart eyes??

flowers444yn what tf is lando norris doing in my gf’s comments?

lando.norizz he’s never beating the norizz allegations

alexandrasaintmleux Let me take you out on my boat babe 🤤

⤷ charles_leclerc You mean my boat?

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Go away

⤷ yn i’ll be waiting 😉

zendaya stunning 🤩

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jacobelordi 😍

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hearts4lando how do the wags know her?

⤷ ynsource ferrari invites her to a lot of races

judebellingham Beautiful 😍

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⤷ yn 🥰

⤷ landowantsrizz STOP POOR LANDO CANT EVEN GET A LIKE 😭

lilymhe damn girl let me wife you up 🤤

⤷ yn please do 😫

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yn

📍monaco

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yn monaco will always have my heart

landonorris first

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landonorris can i have it next?

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alexandrasaintmleux need your hair 😍😫

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gigihadid i miss you gorgeous 💓

⤷ yn i miss you more 💘

francisca.cgomes why not the picture of you double cheeked up? 🤤🤤

⤷ yn kika 😭😭 please

pierregasly can i have my shirt that i did not know was missing until now back?

⤷ francisca.cgomes no she wears it better

⤷ pierregasly wow ok then.

michaelbjordan 😍

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⤷ yn everyone SHUT UP IM GLITCHING

⤷ landolovesyn poor lando 😭😭

landonorris please just give me one chance

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⤷ yn 😭😭

⤷ landonorris i’ll take that as a maybe 🥰

carlossainz55 I would like to apologize for lando’s behavior

⤷ yn nothing to apologize for, it’s cute

⤷ landonorris 🤩🥺🥰🤤😫😍😎🥳😱

⤷ charles_leclerc Don’t mind him, he doesn’t interact with women much…

⤷ yn i could tell

⤷ landonorris 😕😞🖤💔😖😪😢😣😔

⤷ oscarpiastri He’s actually tweaking right now

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landonorris

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landonorris 🩷💜🤍💙🩵❤️

yn who’s all those hearts for?

⤷ landonorrris you of course

charles_leclerc Lando looking for y/n

oscarpiastri Lando wondering where y/n is

alex_albon lando wondering what y/n is doing

alexandrasaintmleux lando thinking how to get y/n’s attention

georgerussell63 Lando thinking of y/n

carlossainz55 Lando thinking about all the gifts he’s could buy for y/n

lilymhe lando wondering how y/n slept

francisca.cgomes lando thinking of ways to impress y/n

maxfewtrell Lando wondering if y/n thinks he’s cool

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yn

📍 somewhere in monaco

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yn party of 1

landonorris first

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landonorris can i make it a party of 2? :)

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⤷ yn i wouldn’t mind ;)

charles_leclerc I heard lando norris saved a family of 6 from a house fire the other day

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux yeah i heard he also saved the family’s 3 dogs too

carlossainz55 Lando norris bought me a new ferrari yesterday

maxverstappen1 Shoutout to my boy lando norris for letting me win all those races your a real one mate

alex_albon I heard lando norris tipped 700 dollars for a 10 dollar coffee last week

oscarpiastri I heard lando norris bought 1000 dollars worth of food for a homeless shelter in Miami last year

⤷ georgerussell63 I heard he also donated a bunch of clothes too

lilymhe i heard lando norris payed for everyone’s meals at a restaurant last month

⤷ carmenmmundt Yeah I heard he does that all the time

⤷ francisca.cgomes i heard he gave 100k to a small business today

danielricciardo Lando norris actually bought me my house

lewishamilton Lando norris bought my dog a thousand dollar blinged out collar

donatella_versace Donatella VERSACE💜

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landonorris replied to your story

first 😁

yn as always honey

carlossainz55 replied to your story

does that party of 2 include a certain brit?

yn i don’t know who your referring to 🤔

lilymhe replied to your story

that bitch stole my girl

yn like you weren’t helping him 😭

carmenmmundt replied to your story

My little girl is growing up on me 😓

yn omg shut up 😭

francisca.cgomes replied to your story

that muppet better treat my girl right

yn don’t worry kika he will

alexandrasaintmleux replied to your story

ask him to buy you red bottoms i bet he will without thinking about it

yn stop he probably would 😭😭

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yn replied to your story

you’re so cute

landonorris your the cutest 😉

you’re*

landonorris i’m sorry. you’re the cutest*

charles_leclerc replied to your story

Your welcome, I started that whole thing

landonorris thank you mate it’s very much appreciated

pierregasly replied to your story

Don’t trip mate

landonorris to late. i knocked on the door to her apartment and she invited me inside cause she was looking for her earrings and i tripped walking inside. and i did not catch myself in time.

your supposed to have fast reflexes mate 😭

landonorris yeah all that went out the window when i seen her

alexandrasaintmleux replied to your story

you better not let her touch any door handle, pull out her chair, hold her hand, give her your coat, and don’t let her peak at the bill

landonorris i wouldn’t dream of it

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yn

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yn i heard he ended world hunger or something?

landonorris first

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landonorris sum slight yk

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landonorris your so yummy baby 😍

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charles_leclerc Once again, your welcome

⤷ yn no thank you

lilymhe damn does he not know how to keep his hands to himself?

⤷ landonorris you wouldn’t be able to if she was yours

francisca.cgomes i could treat you better

⤷ yn come over 😏

⤷ francisca.cgomes omw baby

⤷ landonorris oh!

⤷ pierregasly you get used to it

⤷ alex_albon over time you’ll just start to ignore it

⤷ charles_leclerc At a certain point you’ll have a good chuckle about it

⤷ georgerussell63 You learn to live with it

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landonorris

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landonorris i like when it’s you & i

yn first

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yn 🤍🤍🤍

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yn i like it too honey

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carlossainz55 You did it cabrón 🥳

⤷ landonorris i manifested this shit

lilymhe cutest 😍 y/n not lando.

⤷ landonorris hatin for what 🤣🤣

danielricciardo Lando norris did it

⤷ charles_leclerc He got the girl

⤷ arthur_leclerc crazy son of a bitch

alex_albon bro beat the norizz allegations

⤷ georgerussell63 I guess it’s time to retire lando norizz 😞

alexandrasaintmleux she was mine first.

⤷ landonorris and now she’s all mine 🤤

maxverstappen1 This calls for celebration!

⤷ pierregasly to the club!

oscarpiastri I already can’t stand you two

francisca.cgomes she curved michael b jordan and jude bellingham for a white guy…

⤷ landonorris stay mad 🥱

mclaren Welcome to family y/n! 🧡

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[lewisvinga]

my mj | esteban ocon x fem! reader

summary; esteban just wants no way home spoilers from his very own mj

fc; zendaya

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03

note; requested !

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yourusername: kikaaa🥹🫶

pierregasly: kika wants to know the ending! how about sharing??😁😁

yourusername: give pierre his phone back, esteban!

pierregasly: dammit - esteban

username:the hair, the dress, MISS Y/N ALWAYS SERVESSSS😫😫

username: whatta woman

username: wow im so gay

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tagged; yourusername

yourusername: i love youuu💞

estebanocon: liar you don’t love me

yourusername: i’m not spoiling no way home🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

estebanocon: you’re dating a guy w a love for spiderman and you refuse to spoil it for him??💔

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mickschumacher: yourusername he’s trying to steal my phone again

yourusername: esteban….

estebanocon: stop lying on my name in front of the bad bitches (y/n) mickschumacher

username: LMAOOOOO

[landograndprix]

where your heart truly lies ✾ l.n - viii

❧ in which you and lando are not together, right?

❧ just a lily something cute before the storm ;)

❧ prev part – next part

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y/nusername papaya friends 🟠⚫️

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dannyricric at this point I'm convinced your McLaren's mascot, girl you're at nearly every race 😭

mclaren don't give us ideas 👀

norry4 imagine y/n working for McLaren?!

papayaarmy how is it to live my dream?

fabyn 'friend' more like bf & friend 💀

oscarpiastri you could have picked a better picture

y/nusername yeah I could've but I chose not to

oscarpiastri I respect that. Thanks for the picture, my mom will still frame it

landoscar I've only have had the y/n & oscar banter for two seconds but I'm obsessed already 🥰

landonorris 🧡

landolando 👀

lanlan not even trying to hide it anymore 💀

mclaren our favorite garage princess 👸

carlito55 and I oooop–

julieeeexo landos gf & lily reading this 👁👄👁

ynnation I mean she's been in the garage ever since lando joined f1, she deserves that tittle no matter what 😂

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norrislandofans

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norrislandofans the face of a boy who's going through a really difficult break up 💔

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fewtrelllando guys shut up, he's clearly going through it, let's leave him alone 😔

sharl16 BREAK UP?! WHEN?!

norry4 they announced it yesterday..poor thing's going through it 😢

sharl16 oh no, how will he ever recover from this??

bott_ass 'they' lmao lando made a statement, his ex didn't..and the statement was fabricated as fuck, he didn't come up with that 💀

carlito55 he was such a giggly bitch, haven't seen the guy be like this in a looong while!

landoscar it's alright guys, he's got a REALLY good girl friend to get him through these trying times

fabyn it was all pr I tell ya

dandoo this is so sad, did anyone notify his girlfriend y/n?

y/nlandooo hello @.yourbestfrienduser lurking in the likes again 👀

oscarp81 must be hard on her as well, losing a friend like that 😔

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[storieschats]

After Years as a Greek Mythology Enthusiast, I Finally Read the Iliad! 📚✨

So, after years of loving Greek mythology, I finally read The Iliad for the first time! 🤯 Along the way, I took some fun notes and had a lot of thoughts. 💭 I had some amount of mythological knowledge going in, but this was my very first time experiencing the actual text. So enjoy watching me discover (and occasionally be baffled by) this very, very old book! 🏛️

The Greeks are also called "Achaeans," "Argives," and "Danaans." ⚔️

The Trojans are also called "Dardanians," "Dardans," and "Dardanids." 🏹

After an easy-to-read Book 1, I had to struggle to get through Book 2. 📖😅

I just read two more books (3, 4), and I found them surprisingly understandable. I read the duel between Menelaus and Paris, and now I’m in the middle of the battle caused by the broken oath. ⚔️

I just finished Book 8. The Greek gods are certainly meddlesome. 😤 Throughout these books, humans are pawns for the amusement of immortal beings. The gods decide whether or not to accept offerings and whether or not to pity mortals. These gods are human-like, and yet they are worse than humans precisely because they are more than human.

The same flaws in a king and in a shepherd are worse in the former than in the latter. Likewise, the sins of a god are worse than the sins of a mortal man.

The most surprising thing about my reading so far is how much respect and dignity the Trojans are given—almost to the point where I feel like they are the true central heroes of the story. 🏅

In Book 9, Achilles finally appears—the best character. 👑💪

Odysseus is much braver in a warrior sense than I think he is typically portrayed in modern adaptations.

Aegis: a goatskin shield bearing the emblem of Athena or Zeus. 🛡️🐐

Greaves: a type of metal shin armor worn by Greek soldiers, like knee guards. 🦵

I don’t think any book I’ve read about the Iliad mentions that the idea for Patroclus to dress as Achilles and lead the Myrmidons comes from Nestor, the wise old horseman. In the versions of the story I’ve read, I think it’s usually Patroclus’ own idea. 🤔

I keep confusing Nestor with Phoenix.

I just finished Book 10, and poor Patroclus has finally died. 😢 The existence of gods is so unfair. They decide everything, and all that’s left for the poor mortals is to suffer through whatever they’re given. Patroclus' death was so unjust! 💔

With all these lion comparisons, I went to look up whether there used to be lions in Greece—because there definitely aren’t any now. And it turns out, there actually were! 🦁 The Iliad: great for learning history, mythology, and even biology. 📚🧬

Book 11 was full of fights between the gods. It was a lot of fun! 🎉⚡

Hector finally died in Book 22, and it was much more moving than I expected. 😭💔

Tripod: a precious three-footed vessel. ⚱️

"The blessed gods who are forever." This is one of those repeated phrases throughout the poem (there are many like this), and it really struck me. This text is around 2,800 years old (more or less), and in it, the gods are eternal—long after belief in them has faded. I don’t know, reading this phrase makes me feel something… maybe melancholy? 😔

OMG, the line "I kissed the hands of the man who killed my son" wasn’t just written for the Troy movie! It actually appears in the original text! That is awesome! 🤯🎬

Cassandra appeared! But isn’t she the one who could see the future, but no one believed her because of a curse? That’s not mentioned here. Where does that story come from? 🔮

And by the way, what was that story a few books ago about the time Apollo and Poseidon had to serve someone in Troy and were denied their payment? That sounded super interesting! I need to find out where that’s written.

Hector’s funeral happened, and I’ll admit—I’m a bit emotional. Very unexpectedly, I feel like I might actually cry. 😭💔

IT ENDS HERE? But what about Achilles’ death at the hands of Paris and Apollo, who strikes from afar (I had to use it, and from now on I’m always going to refer to Athena as Pallas Athena), and the Trojan Horse, and the sack of the city?? Where does that appear? In the Odyssey? In the Aeneid? 🤔

I absolutely loved reading the Iliad! 💖

For fans of Epic: The Musical: I loved when Ajax got upset about tripping (because of Athena) in the race against Odysseus during Patroclus' funeral games and complained that Athena mothers him, always stepping in to help him! 😂🙌

[blueberry-blaze]

BLUE EXORCIST S5 EPISODE 1 REACTION

spoilers below!!

STARTING THE BLUE NIGHT SAGA! 🥳

hi rin, long time no see! and with blue hair! 👋

IT’S YOUNG SHIROOO

wait he actually noticed rin?! that’s interesting!

don’t notice the pointed ears, don’t noticed the pointed ears

MEPHISTO!

you joining rin on this journey? 😉

THERE SHE IS! YURI!!

what a precious lil’ bean 🥰

rin, first you got noticed by shiro and now yuri, you’re not doing a great job here 😅

I hear the AOT soundtrack

OKAY, HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HER?!! 🥹

MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS

cherami leigh actually sounds so adorable in this role

aww… she heard that… ��

this is such a good backstory for yuri so far, I’m glad the creator was able to give her a fleshed out backstory like this, insane to think it’s been over a decade since her first introduction in that filler episode

CAN TELL THIS SAGA IS GONNA BE GOOD

STOP THIS IS TOO ADORABLE- MY HEART ❤️

“give her some friends already!” rin’s speaking for the audience here

she’s playing with rinka/satan?! 🫢

tragic 😢

I’m so sorry, yuri… 💔

poor rin has to see his mom in this state too, that’s tough

wtf why are they so mean to her

OOOH THIS IS HOW THEY MEET!

“that’s embarrassing” rin with 10/10 stealth skills

did mephisto really just ditch him like that 💀

aww he’s a “yukiotoko”

SO THAT’S WHERE YUKIO’S NAME COMES FROM

if only he was here to see this 😞

RIN GETTING REMINDED OF SHIEMI OMG ☺️

aww he’s thinking of yukio too 😔

NOT THE ASYLYM

NOW THERES A FAMILIAR SIGHT! 😃

HOLD ON-

THE ASYLYM WAS THE SCHOOL THIS WHOLE TIME???? 😱

remember when shiro mentioned this place in the Christmas episode, I thought it was going to be like some kinda large, white, confined prison or something

having it be the school is just crazy

my heart is breaking for little yuri, she doesn’t belong there, someone please save her and shiro

the more I think about the asylum, the more it’s giving me ‘the promised neverland’ flashbacks

did yuri just make a new friend(s)?

“azazal” series? did he say a test subject?!

😱

oh right I forgot about the crazy lore drop last season with shiro fujimoto being a clone

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noticed that they changed the tune for the episode preview

it’s sad and chilling at the same time

overall a great first episode, really enjoyed it!

[brrrkdslek]

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❒ 50% smau, 50% written, romance, thriller, angsty, comedy if you squint

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✦ 029 ⎯ MINGI'S STACK OF $1🫢🫡

✦ 030 ⎯ GANG‼️💝🫶🏻

✦ 031 ⎯ I'M JUS THINKING ABT IT BIG BRO😍😆

✦ 032 ⎯ STAY FAR AWAY FRUM ME🤮😬

✦ 033 ⎯ EARTH TO WOOYOUNG❓🧘🏻‍♂️

₊ ⊹ ＡＣＴ ４ ⎯ ＨＡＰＰＩＬＹ ＥＶＥＲ ＡＦＴＥＲ . . . ＯＲ ＮＯＴ ?

✦ 034 ⎯ KDRAMA COUPLES ERA👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💅🏻

✦ 035 ⎯ Y IS MY MONEY NOT WORKING⁉️😱

✦ 036 ⎯ WHERE MY HUG AT❓😍😽🙌🏻

✦ 037 ⎯ IS THAT...⁉️🫢🤕🧍🏻‍♂️

✦ 038 ⎯ I'M COMING MY LUV😭🚗💨

✦ 039 ⎯ MOMMY KNOWS BEST🔫🤬

✦ 040 ⎯ I TRIPLED YOUR DOUBLE‼️😈✌🏻

✦ 041 ⎯ TIME IS TICKING😰🫨

✦ 042 ⎯ YOU'RE KENOUGH FOR ME😢☹️🩷

✦ 043 ⎯ OH SILLY ME, LET ME GET ON MY KNEE💍

©BRRRKDSLEK 2023

[deaneverafter]

Episode 2, Dead Lots of Times thoughts!

The episode did make me dead lots of times, a lot going on!

The tattoo on Mark's wrist, they changed it from Jensen’s tattoo, so I'm guessing it holds a specific meaning for the character. I wonder what that is 🧐

Mark and Amber's first joint undercover stint, can't wait to see how this goes 👀😂

Ah, it's prison ink, the wrist tattoo 🔒 Mark's dedication to the job, the assignment, he's 100% in

"some skinny, little Agent Shepherd-type", "no offense", lmaoo, Mark?! Poor Evan be like

Every time Mark has a new headache acting up 😭💔 My guess is that it's going to get so bad that it starts getting in the way of the job, and he can't imagine leaving a case unfinished so he's going to end up opting for the surgery, even though the risks are too high

So instead of faking it or pulling strings, they're actually smuggling the truck across the border 🥸💅🏻 I think we can safely say that Mark isn't the only one on the team with "cowboy" behaviour 🤠🤣

Man, that many head traumas cannot be good for Mark 😔

Are there going to be any episodes where Mark isn't in jail? 🥹😂🤦🏻‍♀️

Nahh, Amber didn't have to do him dirty like that and imply he stinks 🥲

Oof, it shows how serious Nathan and Drew think this is if they're willing to hand all of that over to the dealers for merely a lead in exchange 😬😱

The story about Mark filing the report for the domestic, against orders, and taking the punishment, as long as the victim was safe is breaking my heart 😢 The job is a priority to him, but justice is more important, it comes first ⚖️

Okay, so are these just misleads or does Amber actually have a substance abuse problem? 🧐😱

So this is all about revenge then? Not necessarily a big government conspiracy, but one man going scorched Earth to get revenge for his family

[destinyc1020]

Destiny did you hear that MBJ was brought up in the Diddy trial? He was one of the men that Cassie tried to date but Diddy would always interfere. It didn't matter that he had 20 other gfs, Cassie was supposed to remain his sex slave. You saw what he did with Kid Cudi's Porsche. Cassie was finally able to find her current husband who was not scared to support her in leaving that hell and giving her a loving place to start a family. A bunch of super-macho a-holes have mocked him for being with a "used-up ho", but he's standing with pride next to Cassie. I wish her the best. She could have simply disappeared after she got that settlement offer from Diddy, but she didn't want him to do the same to other young women like he did with her

😱😱😲

Omg, no I did not hear that!!! I honestly have not even been following the case. 😔 I feel like it will just make me angry and it will be very triggering.

But wow.... I know one thing.... That ugly mofo makes me miss my chance at dating Michael Bae Jordan, and we're getting to fighting! 😡😡

I can't believe it!!! That's so sad! Cassie is gorgeous, and she and Michael would have made a really cute couple too. 😭😩

This almost reminds me of how actress Robin Givens said that she had been in an abusive relationship with Mike Tyson for years, and when she finally escaped it, actor Brad Pitt actually was interested in her and wanted to date her (I think they actually went on a few dates), but Mike threatened him and he got scared off from dating her. 😳 😬

Now obviously, this was YEARS ago back when Brad was like THE Golden Guy in Hollywood, and his reputation was a lot better. 👀

But yea girl, that's just crazy.

I really feel for that poor woman Cassie. 🥺😭 She's going to need YEARS of therapy to get over the sexual, emotional, and mental abuse that man put her through smh. 😢

I feel for her.💔

I'm so thankful that her husband saw the good in her and didn't just view her as damaged goods. 😔

I'm so glad she spoke up and said something.

[nobodys-saviour]

legitimately cannot move on from moon owl's desperation these past few chapters. nothing is happening the way he plans it to, my lil hoot hoot🌙🦉my poor 😢😭 hoot hoot🌙🦉...my baby 🤰👶 my little🤏baby👼who hurt 😡💢 so much 😣✊ but treats people 👪 with nothing 😤😿 but kindness 🥺🤷‍♀️ forgive me 🤧🙏 for not being 😩💦 able to do more 😟💔..i tried my best 💪💏 i really did.. 😔

[fatuismooches]

Hello Smooches i hope that you are doing well! Also Merry Christmas to my one of my fav writers and also everyone here 💞🙏🛐 Thank you for still serving us Harbinger content for more than a year with ur big brain writings (as always) even though we barely have enough info about some of them.. *cries* (especially Capitano.. Mihoyo, where is he?? 😭💔 can we just skip to Natlan now-)

Also, have u seen those sus leaks about Natlan going around recently? 😭 i REALLY hope that Signora will be playable during Natlan's Story Quests

-🥝

(Before i go, do u remember about your post about Capitano taking tips from those love advice books and use them to flirt reader? Imagine that, but he got short-circuited instead bcs reader also flirting him back 💀 bcs it always went awkward)

My lovely 🥝 anon I too hope that you are doing well dearest! (Late) Merry Christmas to you as well, I hope you enjoyed it 💗 And YEAH EDBWDK it's crazy it's been so long since the Lazzo trailer dropped huh? I don't know when we'll get another huge lore drop but. I'm REALLY hoping we do because I'm hanging on by a mere thread.

And no I haven't actually! I'm not getting my hopes up for Natlan leaks so quickly, it'd probably be too good to be true 😭 But I swear, Signora HAS to be playable during Natlan 😢☹️☹️ I expect to see her moth flying in the background in a cutscene!! Or else!! 😡

UGHH I LOVE THAT HC SM!! I imagine Capitano had a whole plan of action for when he was trying to flirt with you (1. Chat with them. 2. Gauge their mood. 3. Flirt. 4. Gauge their mood again. 5. "Go with the flow" <- words from the book) Unfortunately he did not plan for you to flirt back with him. Capitano.exe has stopped working. What did that book say if this happened?! The poor Captain cannot remember, and now poor you are left wondering if he didn't like your forwardness. (He does.)

I've been reading a lot of "Dragon Capitano" Theory that has been going around after the end of Fontaine's Archon Quest and now i can't stop thinking of ur hc of reader teaching him "human emotion" 😭😭 its just so endearingly cute u know? -🥝

DRAGON CAPITANO? I've never heard of that theory before! I know Capitano is said to be an ordinary mortal/human but, I can't help but wonder if that's really true ahaha (the fanarts with the tongue and claws have me... 🤭 but regardless of what he turns out to be, I'll still luv luv him) But omg yes,,, that would certainly make that hc even cuter. A dragon living among mortals but still struggles to fit in!! 😔 But that's okay, you'll teach him all human things related, from emotions to actions to everything in between! And maybe he can teach you about some dragon facts in return :3 (Mhm now I'm imagining him hiding scales and other dragon features under all that bulk 😭)

[officeobject]

But yeah, if one has a fundraiser thing I should post about, I guess one could come to me ...

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[pignipplez]

I’m gonna screech I’m so awkward and literally deaf and with those things combined make the worse mixture ever to be in physical therapy 😭

Like my back is already crippling from scoliosis I don’t need the tiny speck of self worth I have left crippling too 🤕

I’ve gotten lost 2 TIMES AT THE FUCKING THERAPY OFFICE cuz i couldn’t hear the “follow me” like i feel so bad for the man that has to deal with my bullshit 😭

(one time he left for 10 minutes and then came back sadly having to call my name to times to get my attention to tell me to follow) (he has laughed about this interaction like every single session since dude 💀)

so today I went in and was so awkward cuz the guy was ranting to his coworkers about the new reboot of avatar and he was so giddy about it so I just stood behind him for what felt like 20 minutes cuz I didn’t want to erupt him (even though I’m paying for these sessions and he totally wouldn’t have cared if I interrupted him because I was done with my exercises 🥲)

I WAS WALKING INTO THE BACK ROOM TO DO THIS THINGY AND HE SAID “oh excuse me I forgot your towel be right back” AND I SAID “okay” AND HE WENT TO GO AND GET IT AND WE DID THE AWKWARD THINGY WHERE YOU TRY AND GO ONE WAY BUT THEY GO THE SAME AND WE LIKE LYRICAL DANCED IT WAS SO GRRR IM SOBBING THIS POOR MAN 💔💔

And when he tries to tell a joke I never here him and so I always just dry chuckle so I don’t sound rude because if he has to here me say “what did you say” one more time I think we will both set off a bomb 😢 I bet he’s really funny and I would tell you so if I wasn’t so clinically deaf 🤕

Dude and when I’m laying down I always have to do the “suck on my back” turtle thingy to be able to get myself up and dude this is literally going to be the death of me 😔 you know like the old man gripping your knees or back and having to rock a little bit to get the momentum to get up ☹️💔

Yeah so that’s what I have to do to get up 😭🎉

Would anyone be up to do a spine trade with me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

It would only cost you the stability of the rest of your internal system 🤗💕

If you all this thanks for listening to my disable rant 🤕🥺🫶

Bye ❤️‍🩹

[2newbeginnings]

The Ones I Couldn't Save 💔🐟

It’s the same nightmare over and over… 😔 I still see the eyes of my platy fish — I lost them all. 💔 It still hurts every time I remember taking them out of the tank and putting them in the container. 🐟 Lea, Rachel, and Jakob… I gave them those names because they meant a lot❤️ to me. ✨

Lea died first. She disappeared behind the filter, and I didn’t realize anything was wrong until her body started breaking down. 💀 I thought she was just hiding. But the way Rachel and Jakob looked at me… it was like they were trying to tell me something was wrong. 👁️😢

The next night, I saw Rachel floating. 🫧 She was gone. And after that, everything in the tank started getting sick. ☠️ Jakob kept fighting, poor thing. He swam all weird on his side, giving me these looks — like he was begging me to help. 💔 It broke my heart. And then… he was gone too. 🕊️

I still dream about them. Like they’re still in the tank, suffering, and I just haven’t noticed. Like I still have time to save them — but I don’t💔

[evanpeters75389]

Oh no, how sad that your poodle passed away 😢😢 I didn’t know.

It’s so heartbreaking.

We get so attached to them.

I’m completely in love with my dog.

Any little thing, if I see he’s not doing well, I take him straight to the vet.

We get so attached, but we have to accept it in the end.

Poor thing 😭 I know all too well the pain of losing our four-legged children.

It’s really sad 😔😭

I was talking on my blog about my poodle who passed away.

Natalie, her friend, and Jon Bass also posted about their dog on the same day.

He was really old —

almost 20 years old.

My friend gave him to me in 2008,

and he was already an adult back then.

But it was my sister who took care of him until the very end.

She suffered a lot, poor thing.

We never want to have a dog again —

it's a lot of work.

Now he's resting with God.

Yes 🙏🏻 🐩 💔😢