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House MD [TK HCs]
Tickly head canons for Hilson (feat. A not ticklish Cuddy)
Gregory House (Lee-leaning)
Ler!House
Absolutely ruthless ler
Will bully you
Will medically break down your reactions over teasing
If any teasing, it’s very matter of fact
Like this dork will give medical names for which muscle he’s digging into
Uses his cane as an extension of himself, often for pinning
Has 100% used the “Oh no, we’re losing him! Clear!” Bit on Wilson
Lee!House
Calls the ler everything under the Sun, up to and including borderline slurs
Asks for it indirectly by provoking
Has only directly asked Wilson once and will deny it until the day he dies
An absolute brat
Curses significantly more than usual
In order, his worst spots are his sternum, collarbones, hips and palms
If he’s laughing hard enough, he’ll start to snort inbetween words
Will only allow certain people to tickle him but, those certain people are given full licenses to WRECK this man
James Wilson (Ler-Leaning)
Ler!Wilson
Gentle ler, V soft
Is always over the moon to tickle someone to bits
Gets fidgety fingers when in a mood
Will compliment Lee throughout and keeps fairly consistent conversation
THE TEASING OML
Like it gets to him, it’s so bad
Arguably loves using jokes and puns more than House
The aftercare is to die for
Lee!Wilson
An absolute JOY to tickle, like such a lil sweetie pie 🥧
Will constantly tell you how much it tickles
Gets hiccup-y if it’s bad enough
In order, his worst spots are his pelvis, hips, tummy and thighs.
But, anywhere is fairly ticklish for this poor guy
Bad at provoking so, often has to cave and ask for tickles
Lisa Cuddy (Ler)
Ler!Cuddy
Bigger bully than House
Doesn’t crave it like Wilson so, is very nonchalant about it
Is fascinated by where House the Lee is ticklish
Occasionally baby talks
Will try to prove/disprove theories by jumping around spots
Checks in with Lee every so often to make sure that they can breathe or if they need any water
Lee!Cuddy
Cricket noises
Error 404: Lee not found
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“triad”
Chapter 11: the waning moon
Summary: Lisa feels confident enough to try learning more about the Devils again. Bad things happen in this chapter- just a warning :)))
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Silence.
Nothingness.
Emptiness.
But this time, it’s not so bad. It’s not a void that I’m sinking down into. It’s a cocoon, wrapped firmly around my body like a warm hug. It’s safe.
“And… open.”
I open my eyes, meeting Adeline’s golden gaze as soon as I do. We stare at each other blankly for a moment before her plump lips break into a little grin. “That felt right, didn’t it?”
I nod quickly, excitement filling me. “Yeah… how long was that?”
“Let’s see…” Adeline scrambles to her feet and walks over to the clock. “One fifty three… so, 15 minutes!” She turns back around to look down at me, still sitting cross legged on my bedroom bloor. “That’s the longest yet… you really kept your mind blank that whole time?”
“Totally blank!” With a little difficulty, I rise to my feet. “Now that I can meditate for 15 minutes, that should be more than enough time for me to enter the Septad again.” The thought of attempting that again is still making me a little apprehensive, but not nearly as much as it did before. After confronting the things I hate most about myself, and a superficial image of Julius, I managed to overcome whatever it was that was holding me back. Maybe this is just a momentary high, but I need to take advantage of it while it lasts. “Adeline… thanks for all your help.”
Adeline turns to look at me, her eyes widening as I take her hand. I offer her a gentle smile. “I couldn’t do this without you, you know.”
She stares at me a moment longer, the slightly-shocked expression still on her face. “Oh… thank you.” Finally, she gives my hand a squeeze, holding on for a moment longer than she could have. “That means a lot… if I can do anything to help you, and- er, the Kingdom, I will!”
I can’t help but giggle a little at her awkwardness as she removes her hand. “You don’t have to be so proper about it, Adeline.” I give her a nudge before walking over to the table. “I want to become friends with you, you know…”
“Huh? Friends?” Adeline’s words follow me, causing my smile to widen.
“Yeah, if that’s okay with you.”
I haven’t known her long, but I can’t deny that I want her by my side all the time… she’s a comfort, a source of warmth that I desperately need. No matter what the source of these feelings are, I want to kindle that flame… I’ll let it burn away my grief and guilt.
“Here, I got some wine! You mentioned you liked Rose, right?” I quickly snatch the bottle off the table and hold it up for her to see. I have to suppress a cheeky grin. Hehe! I’m so smart, setting this all up for us~ I cried in front of her way too many times, I need to show her that I’m more emotionally stable than she thinks!
“OH! You remembered!” Adeline’s eyes sparkle at the sight of the bottle, but then, to my shock, narrow with skepticism.
“But… you won’t be drinking with me, will you?”
I blink a couple times, then realize that Adeline must be more observant than she lets on. “Oh… you noticed?”
Adeline nods quickly, her playful nature coming back. “Of course I noticed! You never have any alcohol at dinner, or when you have guests, or when you’re working. That’s so responsible of you! I really admire your willpower.”
“Oh… yeah. Thank you, I try my best…”
I gulp nervously, knowing full well that the reason for my sobriety isn’t because I’m responsible or anything… if I wasn’t pregnant, I know I would have drowned in whiskey by now. I guess it wouldn’t be much fun if she was the only one drinking- but it’s not like I have a choice- I get a momentary itch to tell her about the baby, but for some reason I can’t do it. Not now, at least.
“Well, I appreciate the gift! But I need to let you sleep! It’s nearly two in the morning!” Adeline is suddenly pushing me towards my bed with an admonishing tone. “Come on, you’re already wearing pajamas.”
“Whoa- wait-” I blush a little but don’t struggle. “Adeline, you know I don’t need to sleep as much as-”
“Yeah, yeah, all that Simulcian magic stuff-” Adeline cuts me off, very business-like. “Like I said, it’s my job to help the Kingdom, and the King! So go to bed!” She steps back and gives me a tired look as I sheepishly pull the covers over myself. My face is basically burning right now. Part of me wishes she would leave, but the other part…
… wishes she would stay.
“Honestly… you get up so early, too.” She shakes her head, but can’t help but smile smugly to herself as she looks down at me. What’s going on in her head?! Does she pity me? Or does she think I’m cute… “What are you even doing? I can never find you around the castle.”
“Oh, in the mornings?” My face brightens up a bit. “I’m training!”
“Training? But, aren’t you already the most powerful mage?” Adeline asks, curiosity peaked.
“Well, maybe, but that doesn’t mean I can defeat a devil. Look-” I sit up and reach over to my bedside table, picking up a heavy book. Adeline cranes her neck to see the cover. “That’s about the Heart Kingdom?”
“Yeah.” I start flipping through the pages, dust falling out and onto my bedspread. “The mages in the Heart Kingdom draw mana from nature… they have quite a few techniques for doing so, and it can greatly amplify mana. For instance, my fire magic-” I stop on a page, covered with ancient-looking writing, and point at an illustration of a hand with fire magic bursting out of it. The fire itself is surrounded by a ring of those runes. “You can apply mana writing to your magic… draw your mana from the earth… and turn Fire magic into True Fire Magic.” I glance up at Adeline to gauge her reaction. She’s intrigued.
“Amazing… so…” She tears her gaze from the page. “Have you mastered it yet?”
“Mastered? No, not quite… but…” I close the book and brush the dust off my lap. “I want to master it… soon, we’ll be sending our own Knights to learn the natural mana method. But before that, I want to show them how powerful it truly can be.”
I run my fingers over the ancient bindings.
“And then… I want to try and draw out even more power.”
That power… I want it.
True Time Magic.
With that… I wonder what I could be capable of.
“Anyway, goodnight Adeline.” I turn to smile up at her one last time. “I promise I’ll sleep in tomorrow for once… thank you for all your help.”
Adeline straightens up, her eyes lingering on my face before she turns away to leave.
“Goodnight! And it was my pleasure.”
The door swings shut, and darkness falls. I’m alone at last.
… I’ve cleared my mind. Tomorrow, I’ll go back to the village, and find the truth of the SImulcian’s history with the Devils!
Last time, I almost accomplished what I wanted, but I was shown something else, something unrelated, as far as I could tell. My grandparents, the last Dyad before me and Julius, standing there on the beach together in the sunset.
Our fate.
I wonder…
I close my eyes, drifting off as I curl up around Julius’s robe.
… if they were trying to tell me something.
-------------------------------------------
I keep my promise to Adeline, letting myself sleep in until around eight in the morning. My stomach is what eventually wakes me, a familiar pang of strong nausea attacking me again and again. “Ughh… settle down!” I groan, rolling over and balling up the robe/blanket in one of my fists. “You can’t be that big yet… So why are you so painful?!”
The baby, of course, can’t answer, not yet at least. Maybe in a couple years I can demand an explanation, but that’s miles down the road as far as I’m concerned. But for now, I have to deal with it.
Eventually, I drag myself out of bed and to the bathroom. Fortunately it seems like I won’t have to throw up, so I decide to treat myself to a nice bath. The hot water sends a pleasant chill down my back, and I sink down into the bubbles up to my neck. Ahh… that’s more like it! I smile and close my eyes, feeling more relaxed than I had the entire night. I’m itching to get up and get moving, to go out into the woods and get some training in before my first meetings, but it’s far too late for that. Marx is awake by now, and if I disappear, I’ll be getting calls every two seconds.
It’s a shame, because I just found the perfect place to train. I stumbled upon a ravine, completely by accident, in the middle of the woods one morning. It was so deep, I couldn’t even see the bottom. But, I could feel mana radiating out of it in waves, beautiful, natural mana: just what I needed. So… I jumped in.
I never did find the bottom, but I found a nice ledge to sit on while I fired off all manner of spells. Just being down there, bathing in it all… it reminded me of my youthful days spent in the woods, sitting by the stream, and honing what little magic I had.
One day… I’ll reach the bottom of that ravine. But for now, it serves a purpose. My handle on True Flame magic is developing quickly. I smile a little as I think about it before lifting my hand up out of the water. Within a moment, blue flame erupts from my fingers, condensing before twisting into letters. Ancient runes: Mana words. The basis of the Heart Kingdom’s mana method, and the key to unlocking the potential within my magic.
True Time Magic…
Suddenly, my flame flickers out. I don’t even have a chance to be surprised before it hits me.
Pain.
It’s like a light; blinding, searing its way into the left side of my head. All my other senses dull, drowned out by the sheer potency of this feeling.
Pain.
Am I screaming? I have no idea. I can’t hear. I can’t feel.
Oh… this…
The light gets brighter and brighter. Fire burns into my mind, shards from a shattered ego piercing every inch of my psyche.
This is…
And suddenly, it’s over.
My whole body goes limp, having convulsed and tightened up more than I realized during the episode. With a shallow gasp, I fall backwards, and hit my head hard on the porcelain edge of the tub.
By the time I wake up, the water is cold, and someone is knocking on my door.
“Are you in there?!
Every cell in my body protests as I sit up again, faster than I should have, but it’s not like I have a choice. What the hell was that?! I think, shakily standing up, using the wall as a support. “I-I’m in here! I’ll be right out!”
With a little difficulty, I pull my bathrobe on, glancing at myself in the mirror before doing a double take. “Oh no… not again…”
There’s dried blood coming out of my nose, dripping down my chin.
“Are you sure you’re alright?”
“Hold on one second!”
I wet a towel and wipe away the blood, then throw it into the sink before running to my bedroom door. Whatever just happened, I don’t have time to worry about it. Even so, pain like that… the last time I felt it, was during the first few Dyads with Julius. Back when I was weak, and almost died from the force of his mana. But, Julius is dead, the only Dyad that exists is between me and a tiny shard of his soul.
Is it something pregnancy related? Or…
It doesn’t matter. I have to get through today, then I’ll go see Owen.
“Thank god- what are you even doing in there?” Marx scowls up at me as I open the door. “I’ve been knocking and knocking- everyone’s worried about you, you know!”
“Oh? Well, I’m coming out now. Uh-” I glance over and see my cape laying on the ground, and quickly scoop it up. “There!” I throw it over my bathrobe and give Marx a grin that he does not reciprocate. “How do I look.”
Marx’s scowl only deepens as he rolls his eyes. “Put on something better! You don’t look like the Wizard King in… that.”
“Actually!” I give him a smirk. “I can’t not look like the Wizard King, technically…”
My voice trails off, leaving an awkward silence between the two of us. But right as I think the joke has fizzled out, Marx’s scowl melts into a smile, and a little chuckle manages to leave his throat. “I suppose you’re right… well, in any case, you might get a bit cold.”
“Hehe, I knew you were just pretending to be mad.” I slip on some shoes and follow him out, already forgetting about the still-full tub in my bathroom, clouds of blood still dissolving away into the way. “I promise I’ll be done with my work early today, and then I’ll change. After all, I want to go back out to the village today.”
“The village?” Marx’s eyes widen a little as we walk. “You think you’re ready?”
“More than ready!” I grin, but stop short when I realize that Marx has fallen behind. He stares at me with a weird look in his eyes, but his lips still hold a curious smile. “What?”
He doesn’t speak for a moment, then slowly shakes his head.
“I don’t know… it just… you seem happy.”
… happy?
Marx lets out a sigh, almost relieved as I don’t immediately try to dispute his observation. “I’m happy for you…” His smile becomes a bit more sly as he moves again, passing me. “Whatever the source of that happiness might be…”
I turn and follow him with my eyes, before I realize what he’s implying.
“OH! Uh- Marx!”
He raises an eyebrow as I run up next to him, almost frantic. “Me and Adeline- er, there’s nothing going on between us, I swear!” I let out a nervous laugh, but start to panic when I feel heat rushing to my cheeks. Oh god- “I mean, we barely know each other, and-” I try not to remember how I tried (and failed) to get her to stay longer last night. “Well- um… er…”
Marx pulls me from my frenzy as he lets out a giggle. A sound so foreign, coming from him, that keeps me from panicking further. “I wasn’t trying to imply anything… in any case, I’m happy for you, alright?” His hand comes up and squeezes my shoulder, his smile becoming genuine. “That’s all I want.”
The heat fades, and I find myself smiling back. “Thank you, Marx…”
I reach up and squeeze the hand on my shoulder.
I don’t know how to say it… but I can never replace you. Marx… my dearest friend.
If being happy makes his pain even a little less… then I will try my best to stay that way.
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“Look who’s back! Look who’s back!”
The sun is dipping low by the time the three of us land back at the Simulcian village, and a crowd greets us at the outskirts just like our last visit. “Hey everyone!” I smile and wave still feeling both excited and pumped for the experiment to come. “I hope I’m not dropping in at an inconvenient time?”
“Not at all!” five of them chorus in unison. “We knew you’d be back soon… would you like to come inside and meet your septad again?”
I exchange a glance with Marx, who still looks a bit nervous. Then, I turn to Adeline, who gives me a nod, her eyes determined. That determination fills me as well.
“Absolutely.”
The crowd ushers us through the street and to the “town hall,” where our last synchronization occurred. On the way, we pass the giant statue of Simulcia, and I see that they’ve painted more of her wings. I smile a little at the sight, the whitish-blue reminiscent of the mana I produce. But at the same time…
The orange sunset streaks across the wood. But her eyes remain as black and empty as ever. She’s just a statue, yet...
There’s something… deeply ominous about them.
The door closes behind me, and once again I’m standing in front of a group of six women: the sextad. It’s as if they knew I was coming! I think to myself, gulping nervously once before stepping towards them with a smile on my face. “Uh, good evening, ladies. I hope this goes better than last time…”
Despite the fact that the prior fiasco is still very much fresh in our memories, they all return my smile and bow a little. “Of course it will! You’ve been practicing, right?”
“Yep!” I grin, coming to a stop as they turn to form a circle, this time with me at the apex. Their marks are glowing slightly on different parts of their body: right hand, left hand, chest, stomach, right knee, left knee… and mine is on my face. I guess, when the seven of us come together, we create a replica of Simulcia… and that’s how we can dive down into their memories. Thinking about the mechanisms behind this makes my head spin, so I stop.
“Ready?”
“Ready!”
I pull out my Grimoire, letting it flip open to the correct page. The paper makes a soft fwip with every page, and I take that last moment to lock eyes with Adeline once more. She offers me another confident smile, but I can’t ignore the worry that’s now seeped onto her face as well.
Is this going to work?
There’s no way she can hear me, but my thoughts reach her.
Of course. I believe in you.
“Alright… here we go.”
I turn back to the others, and close my eyes.
“Dyad Magic: Septad Creation.”
Mana builds up. It’s moving, fast, an endless cycle between our minds, bodies, and souls.
Please… work.
Please-
I cease to exist, and the seven of us become one. Memories fly by, faster and faster, a stream of consciousness long forgotten and left broken in the dark. My own memories are mixed in, memories of light and love, but this time, I don’t let myself remember.
Silence.
Nothingness.
Emptiness.
I open my eyes, and the septad is mine. Once again, I stand in the dark void, the only sounds being that of seven hearts pumping at once.
I did it… everything is stable.
Now…
Show me the devi-
Before I can even finish my sentence, something looms out of the darkness. It’s tint is even deeper than the void, something so unearthly and terrifying, something that shouldn’t exist.
There’s giggling around me. I turn around, and realize that more of these creatures, of varying sizes and shapes, have surrounded me, all jumping around in place, laughing and shooting toothy grins at me. They’re terrible, and every hair on my body starts to stand up. The ground trembles under my feet with fear.
Stay calm… this is a memory. Not reality.
There’s a dull pain in the left side of my face. I ignore it.
“You… fool.”
The deep voice catches my attention. I whirl around to see a creature looming above the rest, their red eyes narrowed in their face. Four horns curl and curve up out of it’s hair, imposing and evil.
...who are you?!
“Do you really think… this is worth it?”
When his lips move, I can see the sharp teeth lining his gums. The teeth of an apex predator.
“You can’t possibly… defeat us all.”
He raises his hand, and the world crashes down on me.
“What could possibly be worth it?”
Crushing weight hits me, but before I can feel any pain, it’s over. I blink a few times as a bright light envelops me, and I realize that I’m once again standing on the beach in Raque. Shit! Not again! Stop bringing me to this recent time-
However, one look up the shore, and I see that this is not the same scene I saw before. It’s noon, probably, the sun high in the sky. There’s no buildings, the resort is nowhere to be found. Huh… this is the same beach, but a different time? Then, why-
I look down, and realize that I’m not alone.
A man is standing there. His clothes are simple, and he looks like he hasn’t shaved for a week. His hair is dirty, salt clinging to each strand pulled back into his ponytail. He’s shorter than me, significantly, and a fishing pole lays on the ground at his feet, where he just dropped it.
He’s… frozen. His feet are glued to the ground, but his hands shake. He looks almost poised to escape, but he can’t bring himself to.
But…
His eyes are wide, but they hold no fear. The look within them is deeply familiar.
Excitement… boyish excitement.
He’s smiling.
Why…
… why would you look at something like me… with a smile?
And why… Why do I already know who he is?
Without thinking about it, I reach out. And, like a mirror, he reaches out (Well, up ) as well.
Why does this feel like the most important moment of my life?
He takes my hand in his, and suddenly, the beach is gone. Now, I’m looking up at him. The air is chilled with the water from the stream, and the wind blows through the bank covered with white cornflowers.
He smiles.
But before he pulls me to my feet, I let go. I let out a strangled cry and turn to run away. Memories are pouring in after the still of that quiet moment- memories of him, his face, his touch, his voice, everything, over and over and over-
He’s gone, he’s gone, HE’S GONE-
The world is shaking again, screams and cries echoing through my head. The pain gets worse, something bisecting my very soul.
Stop it, stop it, STOP-
“Breathe.”
The screams pause as the soft voice wafts through my mind. Ever so faintly, I can feel a warm hand on the small of my back, and a head resting on my shoulder.
“There’s nothing… nothing but your breath. Focus.”
No… that’s wrong…
There are new memories now; soothing memories. Adeline’s smile, the way she could ramble on for hours about the stars. How warm her hugs were, how she stroked my hair when I cried. Her hands are so soft… and her lips… they look soft, too.
Adeline… there’s nothing but you.
Everything is still, the warmth enveloping me like a cocoon.
There’s nothing… nothing but-
“NO”
A voice rocks through the world, echoing and screeching all around me. With a cry, I fall to my knees, pain erupting once again on that side of my face. I cover my ears and grit my teeth, tears starting to squeeze their way out of my eyes. I look up slightly to see a pair of people floating above me. Hand in hand, their eyes glowing bright white.
They are my grandparents, the Dyad that came before me. A blue moth flutters around them, lazily, but still gives off the same vibe as a shark circling its drowning prey.
“There is nothing… but Julius.”
I open my mouth to respond, but I can’t. The pain spikes, and I collapse, face first, onto the ground.
“You are a DYAD… and that’s all you can ever be. Don’t you understand?”
The only sound I can make is a gargled scream. I can taste blood now.
“You have been blessed, but now it’s time for your life to end.”
What?! What are they talking about! I weakly make a fist, my hands trembling uncontrollably.
“A Dyad is supposed to die together… it is bound so tightly by fate, that is the only option. This pain you feel… it is your soul , trying desperately to die.”
No… no! That can’t be it, why is this happening now-
“It is only a matter of time… before it succeeds.”
They start to disappear. Panic rises like a tsunami within me, and I prop myself up before they disappear. “WAIT! You can’t just say that then leave- why-”
They’re gone, nothing but screams in their wake. With a frustrated yell, I ball up my fist again and slam it into the ground.
Die… my soul is dying?
The ground cracks like glass, and I fall. This time, I tear my eyes away from the light above, that warm, soft light that could have pulled me out. This time, I look down into the abyss, and it smiles up at me. I belong to it, now.
Somehow… I knew, didn’t I? I’m nothing… nothing but half of something beautiful that once existed.
I can’t accept it… I can’t! I’m more than Julius, I’m more than the Dyad, I’m the Wizard King!
But, it’s not up to me, in the end. My magic, my whole life, my power… it’s all because of the Dyad, and the person I made it with. It was a blessing, and now…
A curse.
No matter how hard I tried, I could never find closure. I could never separate myself from him.
I am nothing. I am a broken ego. I am inhuman.
Silence.
Nothingness.
Emptiness.
But this time, they’re cold. They are dead.
And they are inevitable.
Oh god oh fuck. Next time!!! Chapter 12: the death of a world. Nobody would take that news well... and unfortunately, neither does our dear Lisa. Will she give into temptation? Or wait for her inevitable death quietly?
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you do the sagau so well! i'm so proud of you airo oml-
how would your sagau react to the reader not logging on genshin for a week straight due to school/work?
ੈ✩‧₊˚ Negative Impact
genre: fluff + crack
gn! reader - written in 2nd person
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Paimon, Aether and Lumine are all tired of waiting for you. They want you back
Email after email was sent, but not a single reply from you! They even called you!
Of course, you are seeing this, and most likely feel bad, but all the school work is piling up, and you don't want to fail.
Upon learning how to use emojis, Paimon puts a sad face at the end of every message. 😞
Poor Paimon just wants to see you again!
Some other characters, like Amber, Kaeya and Lisa, are a little less disappointed but sad nevertheless.
School sucks, but it is mandatory.
That Lisa knows. Actually, she suspects it's because of school work that you're not here and reassures the others that you've not forgotten about them.
If you have characters like Raiden Shogun, Zhongli and Venti, then they'll be the most worried. Why are you not here?
They kind of lose their senses so- 🤷♀️
[Insert Raiden installing shortcuts into your phone that have her face on them]
When you finally do come back, you might want to mute the game. They kind of go overboard with telling you how much they missed you.
Don't leave them like that again!
#ainsley writes#sagau x reader#sagau x gn reader#sagau#genshin sagau#sagau x you#sagau x y/n#sagau aether#sagau fluff#sagau lumine#sagau paimon
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BNHA characters and their genshin experiences
I've been way into genshin for the past couple months, if anyone wants to play with me message me (I'm lvl 45 rn) but be warned I have shitty internet and am a partial razor main
but this is mainly characters I can see actually putting time into genshin
Bakugou
Mains: Yanfei
his main has probably been most every pyro character at some point
he wants diluc so bad, whenever someone else complains that diluc ruined their pity he wants to ruin their existence
before yanfei his main was probably hu Tao
hed definitely play klee if he had her lmao but he doesnt and is patiently waiting for her rerun
he has a lot of 5 star characters and is f2p, he can always get banner characters within at least the first pity, but for standard 5 stars hes gotten keqing and qiqi way too many times and hes livid
especially as a previous hu tao main, he was begging for Jean, still has yet to come home
hes probably a very high level, not fully maxed out considering he hasnt been playing all that long, he was probably forced to start when the rest of the bakusquad started playing it and he just took off
has really shitty artifact luck though, like his characters arent bad or anything but they could be so, so much better
and ugh hes livid
explores everything, has 100% exploration everywhere, but hes not bored hes still got artifact farming to do and he enjoys terrorizing enemies
in co op he will set you and everything around you on fire. cope.
Todoroki
Mains: Xiao or Ganyu
probably only started playing because Izuku asked him to
kaeya has also been on his team since day 1 and he is never leaving doesnt matter his friendship has been level 10 for weeks now who cares
was f2p until xiao, who didnt want to come home at all, and he finally got him on his 180th pull
now he doesnt care and will buy primogems whenever hes bored
he has a lot of constellations on kaeya and hes so proud of that, probably c4, is considering buying way too many primogems just so that he can hopefully get his c6
now his artifact luck is godly, you'll go into a domain with him and be like ugh I got nothing and hes like I got a 4 piece set with all attack or crit rate/damage main stats like haha I hate you
but yeah his characters are very strong cause of this, but he doesnt put effort into building a lot of them, he only levels up and gives good artifacts to his team and a couple other characters he likes but everyone else just sits there for a while
hes not super obsessed with the game, but he does think its funny seeing bakugou get so upset whenever they do domains together
doesnt even bother doing daily tasks really unless hes trying to save primogems
Midoriya
Mains: Venti
hes so good at building characters, like he looks up builds online and watches those "do INSANE damage with these tips" videos - and he sets out to get them done and he does
bakugou is once again livid whenever they play together, because Izuku barely has to try and can do so much more damage than him
he does have to put in a lot of work for his artifacts though because he doesnt settle for the okay ones he needs the absolute best
he builds his favorite characters the most ofc, but he evenly distributes things to other characters he knows can be useful- those characters might not have insane stats but they're still good
will not kill timmies pigeons, hell hunt birds in the wild for fun though
definitely a food hoarder
also does a lot of exploring and probably has at least 90% for each area
Kaminari
Mains: Lisa
he is 1000% in love with Lisa, he took her quest very seriously
and so many people say shes horrible, he hates it, hes made her crazy strong out of spite
his team consists of only his wifus- meaning lisa, beidou, rosaria, and mona
for a long time beidou was his second but then rosaria came along and hes like ugh big tiddy goth gf, but lisa still remains queen
these are the only characters hes built though, save for a couple like probably razor and xiangling that he used before he fully got this team
is an ayaka saver
he doesnt care too much about most 5 stars but will sometimes get them just to say he has them, but they end up just sitting there rotting away because he never puts work into them
he does have hu tao though and would get ganyu if she ever had a rerun
Kirishima
Mains: Diluc Razor or Beidou
they're all on his team, the last person switches out but it's most likely zhongli or childe
hes all about dps, support who, he just wants to hit hard and do insane damage , so yes he made dps zhongli
except his builds arent that great, with some help his builds are decent, but on his own hell be like ugh that's some sexy 300 damage
probably didnt know what 90% of the stats even meant and just put random attack ones on people and went yeah that looks good
doesnt really care though and is just having fun so hell play how he wants (as he should) but he does have to ask for help when farming bosses
loves exploring but misses so much, hell get distracted easily and end up just messing around
honestly probably hasnt bothered to ascend his world since he got to level 35, if he did the quest hed probably go straight to 45 and even then hed still have extra exp because hes been there for so long oml
but eventually he would have to and hed be trying to do it like :,) this is fine and it takes him a lot of tries but he gets there eventually,,, only to immediately have another one waiting for him poor baby
Mina
Mains: Klee or Xiangling
thinks baizhu is hot (and is correct) so shes desperately waiting for him
was a I must play 24/7 player until after the last story quest, then she got kinda bored but still plays frequently so she can save primogems and likes playing co op
goes into random peoples worlds a lot
shes got some pretty strong characters and is proud of her account
definitely makes tiktoks of her playing with the bakusquad cause it's always v chaotic (it's probably only denki and kirishima most of the time, but sometimes either bakugou or sero will join in)
does all the genshin tiktok trends
shes a pretty high level since shes probably been playing for a while and has most everything done
she loves helping lower level people though she thinks it's so cute and loves the power she feels when she one shots things
Sero
Mains: Xingqui
hes a pretty casual player, kinda only plays when hes bored or the others make him play with them
but his stats arent too bad, they're fairly average but he gets by
has so many primogems because he doesnt bother to wish on anyone, probably wants kazuha though
he does get super invested into the story though, hes so curious about the world and where the story is gonna lead
probably watches a lot of genshin theory videos and now he over thinks everything in the game
he explores a lot, not so much to find every single thing but more so just because he likes looking at everything, hes very excited for all the new places
Shinsou
Mains: Childe
hes a very thorough player, he explores a lot and puts a lot of work into building his characters
most of them arent all that great but he has plans to fix them
his main team is very well built, not the best, but still good
he struggles when he has to switch someone out for a domain or something because his other characters are so painfully mediocre right now and he feels so bad
shinsou, playing a character that can do like max 200 physical damage and biggest damage is like 2 thousand, repeatedly saying I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you deserve so much better, I'm so sorry
even if it's not the worst damage by far, he feels bad about anything under his main team's stats because they're just so much higher
broke. has no primogems. spent them all on childe and his constellations. does he regret it? well he sure does appreciate his c6 so- hell manage
yes he spent real money on his stupid mass murderer who he loves very much
fights childe every day even though he already collected the treasure, he is but a humble simp
probably decently lucky with wishing like he can beat the 50/50 almost every time
Tamaki
Mains: Chongyun and Sucrose
he only started playing recently, probably kirishima got him into it, but he immediately fell in love
kirishima was like tell me when you're level 16 so we can play together !!! and 2 days later tamaki was level 16 and kiri was shook because how the hell did he do it so fast
hates domains, the dread he feels when he realizes the lower level isnt going to give him anything anymore, and he has to move up to the next, and the next,,
asks kirishima to help him only to realize he isnt much help, is too nice to say that so he let's kiri keep trying- one day kiri gets deku to play with the two of them and tamaki almost cries because finally he can get through the level 90 domain and actually get things ugh
cannot get xingqui to save his life he refuses to come home and poor tamaki is so sad he wants him a lot hes even got all his materials saved up
Monoma
Mains: Ningguang
honestly doesnt play all that much but takes pride in making his account seem v good, is a whale
but hes very good at the game, didnt know what the artifacts were for at first and gave people ones based on how they looked but once he figured it out hes fixed them
is a very standard player, logs in every day to do his commissions and use his resin then logs out, he doesnt put too much time into the game and doesnt worry if he misses a day or two
worships ningguang, also really likes xinyan, his other team members are probably venti and albedo
has every single banner 5 star that has come out since he started playing, probably doesnt have klee though and is v upset about it, and is thanking the heavens for all the reruns lately
also doesnt have keqing and wants her a lot cause he likes her
accepts every single co op request he gets, and despite what a lot may think hes actually a very nice person to play with, not toxic at all - unless you're someone he knows then he might be mean to you shshshsh
Shigaraki
Mains: Razor
haha isnt it so odd that they sound so similar haha (if you dont know they have the same japanese va and I'm guessing hed play it in Japanese)
obviously he can be kinda busy ya know being a criminal and all that but when hes not he puts a lot of time into genshin
sadly doesnt have very good luck when it comes to characters or artifacts, but hes doing his best even with 0 primogems and his 50% crit rate
doesnt explore all that much, most of the exploring hes done came from him trying to get all the oculus
his razor is so good though, except that's the only character hes put tons of effort into
except for now zhongli, hes not replacing razor but ugh does he love zhongli
but his other characters are pretty mediocre at best, he could build them if he wanted to, hes good enough at gaming to figure it out, he just doesnt have the time to spend to do it so he focuses on his main team
also (spoiler alert kinda) when we had to go to the wolf spirit to fight the abyss herald and razor was there, afterwards how razor was saying how he was too weak and stuff and was super sad, at that very moment shiggy decided the entire abyss order had to be destroyed - sorry aether (he chose lumine) but razor is more important than you
#theres probably more charavters that would play but i can add to this later#did i describe myself througout these#yes of course#anyways diluc supremacy if youre not apart of the 70% of the fandom that hates him then youre superior i dont make the rules#bnha headcanons#bakugou#shigaraki#todoroki#kaminari#kirishima#midoriya#deku#shinsou#monoma#amajiki
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I— OLAF LOL I CAN'T— 😂 poor olaf, I only remember his face and nothing else. Been a while since I saw that. Awe, Lisa, ty tho 😚 OML BTW WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR BRAINROT IDEAS?! THEY SO GOOD?!!!!! MEGUMI AS A LIBRARIAN? I can totally see that happening eeeee – nonnie ^^
EEEEEEKKKK RIGHT!!!! i'm imagining him in a white button up shirt and a knitted vest, the top button undone. or him in a beige blazer. casually doing his work, making scanning book barcodes look so attractive. his pretty eyes scanning the library and lowkey glaring at loud people. but when he sees you???? his eyes immediately lights up <333 he's really fast at checking out books but when it's you, he'll purposely slow down so that he could make small talk. most of the time he doesn't realize he does those little things— if it wasn't for the nice lady who works the same shift, he wouldn't notice his crush on you.
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Pennywise babysitting headcannons go!
Had @alllosersdownhere help me again. EYE DIED LAUGHING DOING THIS.
Pennywise? Babysitting?
NOM???
Okay let's examine WHY he'd NOT eat the tykes?
Maybe they're relatives of yours? Someone he KNOWS you care for?
Maybe (wishful thinking) it's his own children?
Humans can pet cattle without eating them so it stands to reason that Penny is capable of something like this.
FEED THE CLOWN FIRST OML
Self denial is NOT something he's good at!
FEED HIM
Okay. Assuming he's well fed AND has the wherewithal to NOT see a walking cheeseburger…….. You prolly better prep the kiddos too. Penny isn't exactly your typical run of the mill, gentle looking clown.
You could ask Penny to go Bob Gray.
He won't tho.
Expect clownly guffaws if you ask.
“I EAT children, I do not SIT them.”
"Or do I sit ON them? Yes! Maybe this is acceptable." "NO PENNY!"
The child screams? He… just screams back mockingly.
Older kid throws a tantrum? He will throw one BACK. Throw himself on the floor. “That’s what YOU sound like, idiot child.”
WHY WOULD YOU LET THIS CLOWN BABYSIT???
Time to feed the kiddo? Penny sniffs their food, makes a disgusted face. “You eat THIS? I could find you something better.”
FEED THE DAMN CLOWN
Better hope the kid doesn’t want a bedtime story. Penny has some interesting ones. That child is never sleeping again and it is your fault for trusting the child-murdering clown to babysit.
Oldest, watching Beavis and Butthead when he's CLEARLY been told NOT to? Pennywise: "This is the most RIDICULOUS…… most ASININE……. turn it up will ya?"
Baby spits food in his face? Penny's GOING to either A) leper barf a lah chapter 2 or B) dump the baby food on their head.
Kid won’t sleep? Penny doesn’t understand this. This clown can sleep for 27 years, why won’t this kid sleep for more than 27 minutes?
He would entertain them by dancing. Unfortunately, he'll probably make the world dance around him instead or do something equally traumatising for the poor tyke. Or worse…… teaching the kid to do the wagon jig."NO you fool, it's like THIS." Kicks one of your knick knacks.
Kiddo brings a teddy to show him. He takes it, stares with distaste. Shreds it with his claws and drops the mauled bear to the floor.
Reading a picture book? He will do something HORRIFIC. ESPECIALLY if the picture book has turtles oml. Make sure it does not.
One child draws on the wall. Another child says "you know you're not supposed to do that! (Y/N) said so!" Cue demonic clown grin. Expect a Divinci quality piece on your wall. In blood? Shit? Who knows…..
Penny is babysitting a little girl who invites him to her tea party? ...Actually. This is nice. He can’t fit at the little table and his knees are up to his chest comically but still.
Kid gets bored of the tea party so Penny flips over the table and tears up the guest dolls in a rage.
He shoves on some horror movies. Lets the kids skip bedtime to watch.
Kiddo wants to play dress up. Penny's having NONE of it……. At first.
Is unsurprisingly tolerant of child putting makeup on his face.
"MAKE ME PRETTY PENNY!" Yup. You guessed it. Expect a house full of tiny demonic clowns and one tall clown drag queen.
Bathtime! Don’t worry, he won’t leave them unsupervised. He’ll just… probably turn the water to blood or pop out of the drain.
Unless they bring out the bubbles….. This clown is going to be ADDICTED. Will probably use the entire bottle.
HE TURNS BIG BOI. Lets the kids climb on him. It is adorable. A pity it would destroy the house.
If the kiddos want to go to the park, that’s fine! He’ll watch over them. Probably grab a snack while he’s out. Plenty to pick from.
As much as he likes to mock the popping sound, you'd think he knows how to microwave a bag of popcorn. SURPRISE! He doesn't. But never one to give up he'll keep trying. Just take a moment to imagine how your house is going to smell after 10 burnt bags of popcorn.
KIDS WANT BALLOON ANIMALS
Penny does not know how to do balloon animals
He DESTROYS those balloons. Bites them in a fury. Popped balloons EVERYWHERE.
Until the oldest shows him how to make a balloon penis. Then……. Lots of cackling and balloon penises.
Oldest girl says "Ew, that's gross. What are you? Two?"
Penny pops a balloon penis in her face.
Blanket forts. Penny cannot grasp the logic behind these. Just tears them down to scare the shit outta the kids.
But plastic sword fights? Say hello to Obi Wan Penny. Jediwise.
Child throws candy at the television. Penny thinks this is dandy. Child puts on TMNT. Penny throws entire bowl of candy. Including the bowl.
Penny TRIES the candy. Say bye to your candy. Wrappers and all.
Baby needs changed. Nope.
Baby cries. FINE.
Penny lives in a sewer so the smell is no bother to him. This clown can actually change a nappy like a PRO….. he just doesn't WANT to.
Bed time: "I'm scared of the dark Penny."
"GOOD…… shit…….. Ugh….. FINE
Opens mouth towards the ceiling. PRESTO! Indirect deadlight night light.
Children start falling asleep. One is on his lap. They've FINALLY fallen asleep. He doesn't move. Not a single movement.
Let's take a moment to SAVOR what you're going to find when you get home, shall we?
Pieces of your ceiling are gone. There's a shit Mona Lisa on your living room wall. The bathroom is flooded with bubbles. It REEKS of burnt ass popcorn. Beavis and Butthead reruns on the tube, which is covered with pre chewed candy. Blankets and plastic swords EVERYWHERE. And there on the couch, amongst a sea of balloon penises, your sleeping demonic clown children. And a VERY disgruntled drag queen.
The next morning, you find on your night stand….. A pristine brand new copy of "No Drama Discipline" by Daniel J Siegel.
#pennywise the dancing clown#asks#headcanons#i died writing these#so funny#my writing#clown drag queen
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Heyo guys! So this is a Q & A post to sort of low-key celebrate my bookstagram reaching 2k followers (yay!!). If you are here but don’t know about my bookstagram (which is unlikely) you can check it out here.
Please allow me to be sappy and say once again that I’m really glad to have met all of you guys on bookstagram and (even though I hate Instagram’s algorithm) I love you guys for your support and your comments and for sticking along with me :D
I’ve put these questions all into categories so you can just skip to whatever you’re interested about!
Categories in order: Books & Bookstagram // Med School // Life
Books & Bookstagram
Q: Favourite author? Beca @lxnelyb
I knew someone is gonna ask this one… ok I have a few
Cassandra Clare – The Shadowhunter World means EVERYTHING to me. The characters, the runes, the world building – literally everything. I adore Cassie’s writing – so “heartbreakingly beautiful and soul crushing yet so brilliant that it melts your heart” good (no I ain’t exaggerating). City of Bones from The Mortal Instruments is the first book that really truly got me hooked into reading (I read them before Harry Potter – shocker I know).
Leigh Bardugo – I’ve only started reading Leigh’s books last year (another shocker – sorry), Six of Crows being the first – I immediately fell in love with the intense, intricate writing style. I love pretty much ALL her characters (especially the 2 particularly troubled boys that likes to wear black). Her Grishaverse books (Six of Crows Duology and Grisha Trilogy) simply blew me out the window.
Honourable mentions – Maggie Stiefvater (She would be my fav too if I read more of her books) Sarah J. Maas (She would too if she doesn’t make me wanna die/hibernate until her next books comes out).
Q: Any book recommendations? Beca @lxnelyb
I DO!!!! There are quite a few that I think deserves many more readers! I’ve linked their Goodreads page so please go check them out!
The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater (If you have been following me on my instagram you would know my obsession with The Raven Cycle series, like c’mon my dudes, go read it!! I even wrote a blogpost on why you should)
This Is Our Story by Ashley Elston (I love the suspense and mystery in this novel – this kept me up at night till 2am to finish it and oh my – this is by far the best book I’ve read this year!)
A Thousand Pieces of You by Claudia Gray (the Firebird Trilogy is so so good – there is multiple dimensions and yet they are all so well developed and detailed – the romance is also top quality)
The Crown’s Game by Evelyn Skye (Like The Night Circus? Like Russian History? Like to pull some human emotions in ya? Read it and you can fangirl/fanboy with me)
Q: Book characters that you each want to kiss, kill and marry? Hem @faeofnightcourt
Aww this is gonna be hard… (Hem why you do this to me poor soul)
Kiss: The Darkling (I would have said either Julian Blackthorn/Will Herondale, but little Aleksander needs more love so…)
Marry: Richard Gansey III (I’m looking out for my Gansey but no luck so far)
Kill: Nathaniel Gray (without a doubt)
Q: Favorite bad ass female characters? Alex @thebookadvocate
Love this question! I’m glad you asked!
Blue Sargent from The Raven Cycle
Emma Carstairs from The Dark Artifices
Inej Ghafa from Six of Crows
Nina Zenik from Six of Crows
Isabelle Lightwood from The Moral Instruments
Aelin Ashryver Aalathynius from Throne of Glass
Q: What got you started as a reader? Alex @thebookadvocate
City of Bones (found it in my local library – it was misplaced in the cookbook section so I took a look at it and yeah!)
The Hunger Games (my cousin recommend this book to me)
Q: Where do you find inspiration for your bookstagram? Alex @thebookadvocate
(I used to post pre-planned and heavily styled flatlay photos – they were inspired by the many beautiful bookstagrammers out there (I just don’t have the time anymore to do detailed layout shoots which is why I started my minimalist theme and I really like it!)
For my current theme I find some inspiration from @thebibliotheque’s bookstagram (it’s really amazing you should check it out!)
Ummm… and maybe on Tumblr and Pinterest? – most of the time I just post random photos that I think look good in my feed lmao XD
Q: How did you start bookstagram? What inspired you to make one? Noura @theperksofbeingnoura
It sort of started when my brother got me a copy of Lady Midnight for my birthday, and I want to show it off on my back-then personal instagram.
And my “explore” page started showing these bookish photos and I was like “Ah cool stuff!” and I officially started my bookstagram a few months later down the track.
It all just came to me – “there are so many like-minded people!”, “omg I’ve read this too!” and it all just sort of happened haha!
I was never on any social media prior to last year so it was all very exciting to me when first started it! My love for books obviously was a huge factor.
Q: What’s the oldest book on yore shelf and it’s story? Emily @abookishadventurer
I received some second hand books from my friend about a week ago (since she’s moving out and can’t take her books with her so she let me have them). Some of them are pretty old (older than all the ones I own anyways haha!)
Q: A series or book that everyone has read but you have not or don’t want to read? Hem @faeofnightcourt
Ok, I’ll have to say the Lunar Chronicles – I honestly really do want to read them but I just never got time to get around it (*chuckles* says a person who binge watched 9 episodes of Prison Break in a day lmao). I don’t really know why I haven’t because I’ve heard heaps of great things about this series (and apparently Cress is everyone’s favourite – well the people I know anyways) so yeah! But I’ll hopefully get to pick up Cinder during my long break!
Med School
Q: What’s the reason you wanted to do med school? (Lisa @noahjace_94)
The honest version is that in high school I really enjoyed learning about the human body, and chemistry involving a pharmacology module, I found medicine very appealing to me. I also did work experience in the local hospital and it just made me want to become a doctor even more.
The more suck-up version is that I want to practice in rural areas in Australia once I graduate and help people and do my best to make them feel better etc.
The practical version is that it’s a very steady job in Australia and there are many opportunities to work overseas (England I’m looking at you!) and I will never have to worry about being hungry or not being able to pay rent etc., which sounds pretty damn good to me (my current status: very broke uni student)
Life
Q: Celeb crush? Beca @lxnelyb
COLE MITCHELL SPROUSE (duh)
Dylan O’Brien (ah gosh)
Theo James (like c’mon all girls who refuse to say they have a crush on Theo is lying)
Logan Lerman (his eyes oml)
Q: Do you watch any tv shows? If so, what? Beca @lxnelyb
I’m glad you asked!
Riverdale – BECAUSE COLE SPROUSE IS JUGHEAD and Juggy is my precious little bean – no one hurt him or else I’ll flip and people will get hurt.
Prison Break – I’ve literally only started this two days ago – it’s honestly the worst time to be hooked onto a TV show because assignments are piling in right now (but ah well, it’s bound to happen anyway) – THIS SHOW IS SO SO GOOD! The guy is so smart and super good looking gosh I simply love it.
That’s about it – I also used to watch Shadowhunters – only for Malec and Simon Lewis, nothing else. I’ll see if I want to continue with the new season…
Thank you so much for reading guys! I’ll have a review for you next time so keep and eye out! Happy Reading! xx
Q & A Time! Heyo guys! So this is a Q & A post to sort of low-key celebrate my bookstagram reaching 2k followers (yay!!).
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