#poor lando

[ohblimeygeorge]

My best guys 🫶🏻

[f1-disaster-bi]

ohh, that new snippet is so good. I’m fully invested and at the same time my heart is breaking for lando. (best combination) So if you ever write more whether it’ll be context or more story i’ll be there to gobble it up. <33

I will happily write more but for now I give more context to the au!

Lando, as stated, meets Charles at 20 when he is in his first year of university and joins the pack fully a year later. He loves his pack and loves Kimi, Jenson and Seb's pack who are essentially an extension of Lewis and Fernando's pack with how much time they all spend together.

Lando didn't have the best start in life so he's happy to meet Charles and the others. Lando grew up in an abusive pack his family were a part of that looked down on omegas. It was expected that Lando would learn how to care for a home, and then ar 18 he wouldn't go to university, he'd be mated on his birthday and that was that. He was emotionally and physically abused, and the night before he turned 18, he took money he'd saved from odd jobs and birthdays and some from his parents and he ran. He stopped at a police station in his town, told them he was 18 and leaving an abusive pack in case his family filed a missing person's report, and he ran.

He got a job, got a shitty little shoebox apartment, and he worked himself to the bone for two years to put himself into university because he wanted to have a carer and a life and eventually, a pack.

So when he meets Lewis and Kimi’s packs through Charles, he's a little wary but it's everything he ever wanted. They're loving and respectful. They never push his boundaries, accept him not talking about his family or much about his life before he came to this city at 18, and he meets Daniel who he has a long crush on before theybstart secretly courting.

The day he leaves, Lando had seen his parents when he went to work on a group project with his classmate Oscar in a cafe, and he panics. He doesn't think they saw him, but it immediately triggers him and when he gets home, he wants comfort. He tries to nest with the others or cuddle with them, and they all get annoyed and brush him off because of different reasons. Mainly they're all working from home and stressed and having bad days and unfortunately, Landos need for comfort just rubs them wrong and everyone keeps snapping at him until he drops the plate and Lewis loses it.

In that moment, Lewis reminds Lando so much of his old pack that he just shuts down and when Lewis sends him to his room because "None of us want to see you right now Lando", Lando just internalises everything they said and it just confirms what his parents used to tell him: he is a burden, a waste, useless, an idiot

So he leaves because he wants what's best for his pack, and if that's him gone, then so be it.....except he didn't know that his parents saw him in the cafe.....

When Charles wakes up, and makes Landos favourite breakfast out of guilt and wanting to apologise to Lando....its him who finds Landos empty room with missing stuff and a note saying he's gone and he screams because this isn't what they wanted

[ildiavoloro55o]

Soooo who is lando consoling first? The team mate or the boyfriend?

The same situation Carlos was in Spain with Lando and Charles’s bad race. And in Monaco when Charles impeded Lando.

[carlokaro]

Ok, but whole Carlos's insta story is like a gift for Lando.

1. B-day wishes

2. Playing golf toples

3. That thing on the watter. (We all know you're hot, didn't have to tell as more)

4. Shots from gym? Lifting weights? Ekhem Sir.... 😶

What will be next?!

I know. I am delulu 😑

[annegrey]

I hate getting up early. I hate mornings as defined by society, for me a morning begins at… somewhere between 8 and 9. And most of the time my brain needs at least one hour to get going.

But give me an F1 (Sprint) Race and even the butt crack of dawn wouldn’t be too early for me.

Am I still fucking tired? Yes.

Is it worth it? Also yes.

And poor Lando, poor Fernando, they both would have deserved to be on top! (… somebody please write a fic about them figuring out who between the two of them is on top, thank you! ❤️)

[vsyrworld]

lando and max battle wasss ughhhhhh!!!!!

[mistchievous]

this is lando trying to get some cake with the magical power of her mind

SHE DESERVES ALL THE CAKE! 😤

Idk what kind of forcefield y'all put up to block her powers, but she will find her way around it one day! 😠

Send me pet pics! 🦎

[dizzyduck44]

Oh Lando

“What’s the plan for tomorrow?”

“Hold on for dear life”

“To P3?”

“The top 10!”

[letsxf1]

Max just ignoring him lol

living his best life 🥰

[kaz2y5baby]

I feel like max should have maybe gotten a grid place penalty instead of a 10 sec time penalty. Bc I mean, come on when they gave it he was what like 17 secs in front of a Haas and by the end he was 20+ secs infront.

Did the FIA really think that the Haas a freaking Haas was gonna catch up to a Redbull!

It was just pointless the whole thing. Like I understand things happen or whatever, but that was a bit much from Max.

[browniesbagoftricks]

now this is max verstappen race pace masterclass. 🤲

[f1-disaster-bi]

Romantic confessions dialogue prompt:

1. "i can't pretend anymore."

Would love Norrix to this, possibly set when they are still just friends and just pining for each other. And then one of them can’t pretend that they are just friends anymore.

This was torture. Every little little brush of Martin's arm against his, every smile, every moment that their eyes met and Martin looked at Lando like he was the center of the universe, was torture. Lando wanted to kiss him. He wanted to take Martin's face in his hands and kiss the smile off his mouth. He wanted to feel Martin's arms around him and hands on him. He wanted to know what it was like to kiss Martin silly, to taste his smile against his. Lando wanted to love Martin openly and fully but Martin only saw him as a friend, and it was killing Lando. He was trying to make it work as he nodded along to the conversation. Martin was explaining something, eyes lighting up with excitement and drink nearly spilling with his enthusiasm. Lando watched him, making the appropirate sounds and comments but all he could hear was the sound of his own heart breaking. He didn't know how he was acting so normal when it hurt to know that at the end of the night, Martin would go home with someone else and not with him. He'd have to watch him walk away, arm around some pretty girl or boy, and Lando would be left with nothing but the bitter taste of his drink on his tongue. "I need air", Lando muttered, setting his drink down and giving Martin and Max a tight smile before pushing through the crowd. He wanted to go home as embarassment stung his cheeks because he felt pathetic. Every time Martin called or Max said Martin would be there, Lando jumped. He never turned them down and it was embarassing. Martin wasn't interested in him. He had never shown anything other than friendship towards him and yet here Lando was, trailing after him like an idiot every time he glanced in his direction. The cold air helped to sooth him as he wriggled his phone out of his pocket. He checked the time, debating if he could just leave and send Max a text that he needed some quiet. max was a good friend, he'd never be pissed at Lando for being socially drained or heading home, but Lando still felt guilty about it. He didn't want to have to avoid his friend just because he couldn't control a crush. He stayed out in the cold. Just gathering his thoughts,pulling himself together and trying to shove down any and all feelings for Martin. It wasn't working. Lando knew he needed time and space but the thought of hurting Martin made him want to cry and so he was stuck.

Or he was stuck until he stumbled back inside and saw Martin dancing with a boy who looked a little too much like Lando for his heart to bear.

The tears pricked his eyes as he stumbled to the bar. He ordered automatically, not even sure what was placed in front of him except for the fact that it was strong enough to drown everything out until the room was spinning.

Lando knew it was a bad idea to get this drunk but he wanted it to stop, and so he drank more until someone replaced his alcohol with water and there was a concerned gaze on his face.

"What is going on with you, Lan?" Martin asked, because of course it was Martin that found him half slumped against the bar, "Somethings been wrong for weeks"

Lando wanted to brush it off but he couldn't. He was tired and hurt and humiliated by his own emotions and wants.

The words escaped him before he could stop them.

"I can't pretend anymore", Lando laughed, shrugging out of Martin's hold as he looked at him sadly, "I can't pretend I'm not madly fuckin in love with you and that it doesn't hurt anymore"

Martin frozen at his words. His mouth a little open, looking completely caught off guard by the admission. He seemed to be searching for words but Lando didn't want to hear them so he patted Martin on the arm and gave him the fakest smile he could muster.

"It's okay. I know you don't like me. I just needed to get it out because it was killing me", Lando babbled, trying to somehow make this all okay despite dropping a bomb on their friendship, "I don't expect anything. I'm gonna...gonna pull back until I can be normal again and you don't feel weird around me, yeah? Don't worry about it"

"Lando, I...", Martin started but he paused, frowning as he looked at the other and that was enough for Lando.

"It's okay. I get it. It's okay", Lando reassured despite the tears pricking his eyes, "I'm going to head home. Tell Max I'll text him when I'm done being embarrassed by myself. I'm, um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to tell you any of this ever. It's shitty of me so yeah....I'm going to go"

Martin didn't stop him as he ran away, and Lando didn't stop the tears from finally falling.

[secondstar-acorn]

han singlehandedly destroying the falcon in one (1) flight is hysterical

[pinkferrari81]

In public. Stop it. Don't make unwilling people third wheel. Oscar of all people should know that considering the lestappen exploits.

[vsyrworld]

lando and max battle wasss ughhhhhh!!!!!

[kaarchin]

tags by @dubiousculturalartifact

#lando calrissian#star wars#and the sheriff was like 'yeah it's so i can catch a wizard'#and you try to bargain with the guy anyway#but then he double-crosses you on the deal#and your ex gets put in a coma and transported off because he owes money to a druglord#and you try to help your exes friends escape#but the wizard gets left behind#until your ex's new gf is like 'wait we gotta go back'#and she somehow guides you to the back of your house#where the wizard is hanging off the side of your drainpipe#missing his fucking hand#and refusing to talk about what just happened#so at that point you're like#this day can't get any weirder#and i'm on the run now I guess#might as well join the revolution#and they take one look at your resume and are like#'you have experience in leadership? cool we're making you a general'#and your exes gf is like 'so what's the plan for stealing back your ex from that drug lord'#and the wizard is like 'oh hey the druglord is from my hometown#i can help with this'#and all this happened before you even had a full meal that day#what the fuck

imagine your ex who you haven't seen in a decade (since he stole your car) shows up at your house. in the car. the one he stole from you. it looks like shit. your ex asks you to fix the broken car. then he tells you that the hot girl with him and his buddy (the one that helped him steal the car) is his new girlfriend. she is a member of the royal family and she looks capable of murdering you AND your ex with rage alone. you try to say hi. she does not say hi. no one admits it out loud, but you get the feeling that they're all running from the cops and they all want to hide out in YOUR house.

this is what happened to lando calrissian in the empire strikes back